#I love my bf teeheee

[aninonimosstuff-blog]

I forgot to post this

Been too busy simping for Herobrine

[thegoldencontracts]

Why is fanon!riddle such a dogshit boyfriend like genuinely

in canon he's so nice and he's growing into the stern yet caring and ultimately helpful figure he wanted to be

and then in 50% of fanfic (that number goes up if the ship is florid) his partner is constantly doting on him and showing him love while all he does is insult them???? Like I've seen

Floyd: Hey, Goldfishie *does literally every thing nice imaginable for him* I wanna- Riddle: SHUT THE FUCK UP FLOYD NO ONE ASKED NO ONE CARES YOU FATHERLESS LITTLE BITCH

And ngl I'm lowkey a bit confused and it usually leads to something like this

Insert Random Person: Wow Riddle that's kind of a shitty thing to do Riddle: *Cries bc remember he cried one singular time in canon clearly he's a crybaby* Floyd: My boyfriend is sooo cute teeheee LEAVE HIM ALONEE IM HIS ALPHA

RIDDLE YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS HONEY for every fic i see like that i swear im gonna one that's just... riddle being a good bf like he would be

[kandidandi]

hey teeheee

.... thoughts on...

Detective Sun???? :)

neuron activated

*ahem* spoilers ahead

i love this guy so much! we all know sun is already my favourite but seeing him as a detective was *chefs kiss* thank you naffe im kissing you platonically and smothering you with hearts! i love how detective sun is written to be this optimistic character and can stay genuinely happy in tough times but he also has the ability to be down to earth and understand the situation. it’s nice seeing him be so serious when the vigilante was having their bullet wounds treated, the pushiness to get them to the hospital despite y/n’s protests we’re really intriguing to me (BECAUSE I ALSO HATE HOSPITALS I SIDE WITH Y/N ON THAT), but also because sun loves y/n so much he would actively make him, and them uncomfortable if it meant saving their life. also also that scene with sun giving y/n his shirt was so sweet i loved it so much, i love oversized shirts and the way it smells of laundry detergent and lemons made me so happy, i love the smell of laundry powder. Sun is so well written in this story hes great i love him i shed real tears at the end when he almost died you have no idea i thought he was genuinely gonna die even if it didnt make sense in the “happy ending” idea, it was certain that he was going to survive but i got lost in the writing and felt genuine fear for him. that scene with eclipse though- him shooting sun, his own brother like that as a last attempt to get back at the vigilante was GOLDEN i had to stand up and go walk around my house (tears in my eyes) trying to recoil from that emotional whiplash from going from a happy ending to INSTANT “OH NO YOUR COOL DETECTIVE BF IS DYING” moment! the previous incident with moon and his celestial wire really solidified the fear and panic we should feel if they’re ever harmed. in moons case his wire wasnt that bad but i still felt scared for him and if would make it, now sun? sun would’ve died straight up if he was a little bit to the left or something, THAT is fear my friend. and with the urgency of sun being so close to death and needing a new wire NOW was so terrifyingly good. moon and y/n’s “fight” (not really a fight) over who would be the one to yank eclipses wire from him was written so well, you could really feel how scared moon was to face eclipse but i feel y/n going instead of moon was still better. a final ‘fuck you’ to the big bad guy of the story was so satisfying and well executed. hjrg ok went off topic there but anyways- yes you could say i love detective sun very very much.

[distant-velleity]

60, 75 and 85 for Chrytiago and Azul and Davis teeheee

Are they willing to show PDA? If not, is there a reason?

santiago is probably the only one here very willing to do so, and even he has anxiety, because these are all characters who are in some way or another worried about public perception. chrysos for his part doesn't want what he has with santiago to possibly be taken away from him, so while he gladly accepts santiago's affection in public, he doesn't reciprocate unless they're in private.

and i think azul and davis would also keep it lowkey. i mean it would be OBVIOUS but davis is a bit shy when it comes to romance and ... okay azul can be dramatic af so i respect that but he also is a student at a school so he probably keeps it subtle most of the time.

basically both pairings would probably be more affectionate when there's no eyes on them lol

Which - if any - other famous ship's vibes do they emulate?

ok ill admit ive been in very few fandoms so ill just use the iconic ships from there

chrytiago - haikaveh (one is more outwardly stoic than the other), also lowkey it's giving adeuce

azudavi - saiouma if it was a ship i could actually tolerate, honestly i can't think of anything else off the top of my head

Their S/O is tipsy. How do they handle it?

im gonna assume theyre older/of drinking age for this OR they got drunk at a party like dumb teens lol

chrysos is flustered and very insistently telling a tipsy santiago to keep it down bc santiago wont stop going on about how PRETTY his boyfriend is and how SKILLED and AMAZING and HARDWORKING he is and how much he likes him. eventually chrysos just resigns himself to listening to the adorable babbling and also getting a lot of kisses all over the face, but if anyone looks at them weird they're getting a death glare

santiago probably didn't realize how physically clingy chrysos could be until the mer finally started to get tipsy after a surprisingly large amount of shots--now he has one very pouty boyfriend who can be found either latching around his waist from behind in a tight hug, or holding onto his arm and leaning his head on his shoulder, or intertwining their fingers , at any given moment. not that santiago minds, since physical affection is also his love language~ he'll just humor drunk chrysos

when davis gets tipsy, his inhibitions are GONE, so he can shamelessly say the things he wants to azul--why do you think he got the nickname the walking mouth? he's good with his words... or should be lol. azul has to deal with being flirted with, and it's actually good flirting despite davis' awful alcohol tolerance, so i think azul might just have to suffer all night until davis finally falls asleep LMAOO (on the bright side, davis will be so embarrassed when he's sober and azul will have so much dirt on him)

i think like chrysos, azul would also be a bit of a clingy drunk bc -gestures at the whole being an octopus and having tentacles thing and also both of them being naturally possessive- but compared to chrysos, azul is way more... i imagine he'd be saying the sweetest genuine things ever in direct contrast to his smug businessman facade haha? and so davis has to pretend he doesn't feel his face going red as his mer bf leans on him or drapes his arms around his shoulders ......

[junkkey]

Ah yes the lil cutie pie ^^

I forgot to post this

Been too busy simping for Herobrine