#I love it either way

[18catsreading]

Fabian/Lou: I'm gonna put the pipe down and pray that rhe rats defend their livelihood.

Riz/Murph: Which of course they will

Fabian/Lou: Of course they will

Riz/Murph: Precedent

[mustangphobia]

FAV FIC POSTED AGAIN WHO CHEERED! I DID!

[minxchester]

The entire Smosh fandom waiting for concrete, irrefutable, from-their-own-mouths evidence that Shayne and Courtney are truly and legally married:

[rexdosethings]

If BH are leaning towards releasing prodothos with the goal of getting the gods off Exandria wouldn't the net effect be the same if they just let Luidy do what he's doing (excluding the fact that they want to kill him for all the terrible things he's done to fulfill this wish)

Like doing nothing, kicking up their feet on a beach and waiting seems like a safer way to get what they want (if what they want is the gods gone) because there is not much of a difference besides eaten and left in terms of the gods absence on Exandria. Wouldn't it be safer for BH, not having to risk their lives getting back on the moon, getting to Luidy, fighting him, and then being the vessel. All containing great risk of their deaths.

Just not interfering seems easier for that goal.

(This is simplifying plenty of other circumstances that would differentiate between the two that end with the same result of the gods gone)

[rottenr0ckets]

NO YOU CANT SAY THAT

[igotthisaccountunderduress]

OMG I LOVE THIS

thank you a million wyrmie 🥹

[cream-and-punishment]

I don't even know how to describe the chemistry between Ted and Trent Crimm, I just know that it's THERE and I feel it every time

[cintathecoolest]

Spotify making the most random ass daylists for me with names like "fevercore philosophical gloomy serpent evening"

[ablogtocheck]

[bitacrytic]

Also, I'm glad that he kissed another man. Because this way, I can be sure that they won't do the one thing that really irks me about bisexuality characters in media.

Because I HATE IT so much.

Can you imagine a heterosexual character that's known for being a slut (affectionate), SUDDENLY gets with someone of the same gender and it's "I'm not gay, I just like you"?????????

The agony that that trope causes me is insurmountable.

They're slutty straight but once they go gay, they become monogamous and righteous like everyone else of their own gender has cooties except for this unicorn that they've chosen to fall in love with.

It's so annoying and unrealistic. You're telling me that the person who is used to being physically intimate with people somehow doesn't want to explore what that means with their own gender?

It's so silly and I'm glad he's kissed another guy. Truth be told, I'll be happier if he kisses more guys before he gets to The One. Let him sow his oats. Let him find his body. Let him learn what he wants so that he doesn't use his bestie as trial and error.

[runonthewater]

waitaminute

in this universe the band is named Muchas Membrane?

@neil-gaiman should this be read as "the membrane of Mucha" or "many (spanish) membrane"

[thewitchiestdoctor]

Ohohoho

Drawing teeth instead of paying attention during the CPR certification course

[eriquin]

Tag preservation for @sp0o0kylights:

#you can read this as#stonathan#or as#steddie#or as all three idc LOL#steven harrington#eddie munson#jonathan byers#I am once again back on my shit of Jonathan and Steve having THEE most antagonistic friendship#just constantly slinging insults and being low key mean to each other#and then Jonathan just casually signing the same way the party does to help Steve out once his hearing really starts to go#very much#“Youre a fucking dick and I hate you but also youre family and included”#eddie is BAFFLED#but is equally quick to jump on that bandwagon#0o0 fanfics#if asked Jonathans excuse as to why he learned sign language is so he can make sure Steve is properly hearing him talk shit about him#very “he needs to know hes wrong” vibes#Nancy and robin sigh very dramatically about it#Steve can actually read jonathan's lips the easiest/clearest and refuses to tell anyone that#but Jonathan somehow knows anyway

Because I need to share the "he needs to know he's wrong" bit.

Grass is green, water is wet, and Jonathan Byers does not like Steve Harrington.

These are known facts in the universe.

Computers were going to take over the world, a “mobile” phone was being invented, and Steve Harrington had lost most of his hearing.

These were unknown facts--rumors even, if you will. Eddie had never seen even a grain of truth to support any of them. 

(Well, maybe the computer thing, but only because Grant and Dustin both had made a couple of convincing arguments.) 

So he doesn’t think about it, when his freshman gang up on him. 

Doesn’t even factor the “can’t hear well” thing in, when he was tasked (demanded, whined, bitched and moaned at) with helping them explain to Steve why going to the release party of the new D&D box set, located at a hobby store only a mere 2 hour drive away, was important.

Eddie’s not even sure how the little shits got him to agree to do it until he’s standing in the parking lot in front of the former King himself. 

“The store’s leading up to the release with a handful of one-shots.” He’s explaining, unsure whether to pull out the bored act or play up his court jester persona, and thus mixing and matching on the fly. 

He does not care if Harrington doesn’t know what a one-shot is. 

“They’re releasing the set at midnight. You have to be there to get it though, you can’t have someone else pick it up for you because they only got a certain amount in.” 

Harrington’s frowning (no surprise) but it’s not until Eddie is well into his spiel about how his van is already full with the elder members of Hellfire, and thus has no room for the freshmen, that he realizes Steve isn’t quite looking at him. 

Is in fact, looking over his shoulder.

Eddie stops. Follows Harrington’s gaze.

Parked across from Steve’s Beemer, is Jonathan Byer’s barely working clunker car. 

A handful of steps in front of it, and thus nearly right behind Eddie, is the man himself.

His hands are still moving, mouth shaping words silent as he goes, his gaze locked not on Eddie or the kids--but on Steve. 

Who turns back around as Harrington’s eyes slide right back to him. 

“And this is taking place next Friday?” He says, in that sort of annoyed but resigned way parents aim at their children. “After school?” 

“I’d like to go during  school, but the freshmen insist you wouldn’t let them ditch out.” Eddie tells him. “They had two separate arguments about it.” 

Loud ones, that had interrupted the game and given Eddie a migraine. 

Once again Steve’s eyes slide away from him, to Jonathan. 

“They’re not skipping school.” He says suddenly, a glare forming and Jonathan makes an annoyed noise. 

“They argued about skipping, they’re not going to.” He says aloud, and finally steps up so that he’s next to Eddie instead of behind him. 

“Munson slow down, I can’t sign as fast as you’re talking.” He adds, in the hang-dog grumble he’s notorious for. 

Eddie stares at him. 

“Can he seriously not hear me?” 

“No.” Steve and Jonathan answer together. 

“I can kind of still hear,” Steve adds, gaze returning to Eddie’s face. “But its more loud music or noises. I can lip read, but you’re also talking too fast for that.” 

Without pausing, he turns back to Jonathan and says; “Why can’t you take them?”

“It’s Friday.” Byers deadpans. 

Eddie’s not an expert on sign language, but his hands somehow looked deadpan too. 

He’s not sure how Jonathan did that. 

“So?” Steve snarks back. 

What follows is an argument that Eddie is not, at all involved in, mostly because he’s too busy handling the fact that Jonathan Byers has learned sign language, for Steve Harrington, apparently, and given the tone the argument is taking they still don’t even like each other.  

Eventually the argument ends, Steve throwing his hands in the air and demanding that Jonathan owes him. 

(Eventually Eddie will corner the ever so quiet Will Byers and ask why the hell his brother learned sign language for someone he clearly fucking hates.

“Oh they don’t hate each other.” Baby Byers would say, in that shy, quiet way of his. “I think they’re actually friends now?” 

“You think?”

“Well--you’ve seen them.” Will shrugs. “I think being mean to each other is kinda their thing.” 

‘What the hell.’ Eddie would think, right up until he stumbled across one of the kids sign language books. 

Byers the Elder, he decides, isn’t the only person who should learn sign language to chew out Harrington properly.

The pay off is immediate. 

Or at least, the pay off of watching Steve’s shocked face the first time Eddie signs something vulgar at him is, anyway.)

[prouvaireafterdark]

listen I know it's heartbreaking that Claudia dies and it's understandable to wish she didn't, but let's please not accuse the writers of fridging her. to do so is a fundamental misunderstanding of the story and is frankly insulting to the intelligence and skill of the writers of the show.

Claudia's death, and the overwhelming grief and regret her parents experience because of it, is quite literally the point of the entire story. she dies because Anne's daughter Michele died of leukemia when she was five years old and there was nothing she or her husband could do to prevent it.

writing IWTV was how Anne coped with the unimaginable loss of a parent losing her child. she created a story about a little girl that could not die and then killed her anyway. Claudia's death is a senseless, unavoidable tragedy, just like Michele's was. the grief that haunts Louis and Lestat for the rest of their lives is the same grief that haunted Anne and her husband.

so when you're accusing people of killing Claudia off to benefit a story about two men, please remember that in real life sometimes parents lose their children. please remember Michele Rice.

she's the reason Claudia exists.

she's also the reason Claudia cannot be saved.

[jewfrogs]

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

[10010405]

favourite ship dynamic is one person who does the most to sneak into somewhere while their partner doesn't even care to try