#I love it SO damn much

[kaddyssammlung]

[akirenhell]

FUUUUUUUUUCK, WHY IS NINE INCH NAILS' WOODSTOCK '94 PERFORMANCE SO FUCKING GOOODDDODODDLJHKJHBGKJHLVLJHVJG

[dingoat]

Oc asks Appearance 11, Objects 12, and Mind Body Soul 6 for Five?

11: Is your character’s favorite color a color they wear often?

Ahaha. Five is actually stupidly sentimental about colour, and he's obsessed with Thirteen; he might not have given a second thought to 'favourite' colours before knowing him, but since then the hawkbat's purple and gold have definitely made their way quite consistently into Five's wardrobe, or green to match Thirteen's eyes. Most notably is in the cybernetic arm he had personally designed and commissioned once he finally came to terms with the fact that his real arm was gone- this was a big deal for him, and he wound up opting for form over function, with a finish that resembles white porcelain, with elegant patterns in purple and gold swirling across it.

12: Does your character personify objects?

I think Five would only really do so in the most ordinary kind of way, like saying 'oh she really turns heads, doesn't she?' when referring to his favourite speeder, or perhaps during one of his moments of feeling particularly poetic about things or wanting to use flowery language to impress, but that would be completely detached from his actual feelings (or lack thereof) toward the object in question.

6: How well does your character act under pressure?

Aaahahaha WELL. In general. As a rule. The man is quite exceptional under pressure. He learned to bottle things up and keep a cool head as a matter of survival when he was very young, and it was a skill that he carried into adulthood, helped him shine in his early jobs and eventually landed him his career with Imperial Intelligence. He lives and breathes deception and manipulation, and for most of his life his driving goal was to attain perfect, unquestionable control over every aspect of his life- so staying calm, collected and above it all at all times has been pretty much essential.

Of course this means when his hubris catches up with him, or when he's found himself unexpectedly emotionally compromised, and he actually does crack under pressure? There's an awful lot there ready to explode.

[flowersfortheghost]

im just putting this here. no context, no nothing. im not saying what is happening, how this ends. nope, wait until its published

[slashingdisneypasta]

Count Olaf's Death Scene.

There is so much about this that I'm obsessed with:

First of all just the huge irony of the Baudelaire children begging Olaf for help after y e a r s of him doing nothing but tracking them down over and over to try and steal their fortune?? Of bring their Big Bad???

Olaf's insistence to always just refer to them as orphans 😅😅😅

His perpetual insistant goofiness XD 'king of olaf-land' ☠️☠️☠️ Oh goodness. And Violet shutting it down immediately XD 💜

'An enormous amount of money I didn't earn' 'even the boat with my name on it' XDDD

'I've done lots of good things in my life, I once took in three orphans' - just the GALL of this man!! XD

Klaus finally saying it. What we all expected about their parents death.

The fact that Olaf MAY NOT BE AT FAULT FOR THAT ACTUALLY??!

How he steps the fuck up as soon as he realises that Kit is in trouble. Oh my God oh my god-

The kiss!! The kiss!! The kiss!! It sounds disgusting (especially since his mouth has already been described as 'poisoned' in this scene from the fungus- and just the fact its Olaf) and absolutely perfect.

'I told you I'd do that one last time' AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm just ok.

'You're a wicked man' AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm just ok (part 2).

Man hands on misery to man, it deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself.

... 'Then the villains story came to an end' (this is the MOST CRUSHING villain death e v e r)

The fact that the Baudelaires don't even see the last time Olaf closes his eyes?? I don't know but that h i t?? Thank you so much, Lemony!??

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Wang YiBo X the Cyberpunk Post-Apocalypse: An Aesthetic

GQ SS 2020

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi’s Story- Chapter One

Nanara acting like his first impression of Kakashi is that he’s a ‘sloppy man’ when he JUST called him handsome. Boy you’re just mad you have to study lol

Even worse he thinks Kakashi will be ‘too easy too care off’. Kid’s in for one heck of a surprise and i can’t wait

Kakashi acting like he knows nothing about himself😂😂😂

‘What a waste of a life’ Nanara shhhh it’s ok you’ll take those words back soon enough.

Kakashi doesn’t even waste time calling out the Prime ministers lack of care for Nanara. I love it, destroy that pos.

Prime minister was already a dirt bag but he also locked away the library? Triple dirt bag. Supreme dirt bag!

I love that Kakashi just opens the library without hesitation. Don’t get between him and books, it won’t end well for you lol

Using fire to melt the inside of the keyhole! Especially funny because i remember @wind-becomes-lightning telling me Sasuke thought Kakashi would kick a door in in Sasuke retsudon XD

Rules and regulations are important but they go in the trash if they prevent you from reading. Love this. This is the best boy right here.

Nanara has an opportunity to explore the library and get whatever he wants, and of course he searches for a book about the sixth hokage lol

Kakashi using Nanara’s favorite book to get him excited for learning how to read and write. This man knows how to teach.

Somehow ‘reading would be better than playing outside’ is the perfect Kakashi line.

‘If he’s not going to play with me he’s useless’ LIES

The village aunties are gushing about kakashi and honestly, who can blame them? He is a handsome man.

Nanara stop acting like you didn’t call him handsome yourself XD

Naming a foul Pakkun. Kakashi’s hounds would be so proud but i wonder how Pakkun would feel having a horse named after him lol.

Pakkun shoots beams out of his mouth now? And is huge? These stories are really something lol

Kakashi using wind style to save Nanara from the horse! He has now used 3/5 of the elements and NONE of them are his nature type or the first style he used (lighting and earth). I love the representation of his ability to use all of the elements. It’s perfect!

Kakashi the horse whisperer Ahhhhh

Kakashi always finds trouble when he goes for a walk XD no wonder Shikamaru seemed so stressed in Konohan Shinden when Kakashi was talking about taking walks 😂😂😂

All the women sneaking peaks at Kakashi while cooking. This man just cannot escape people wanting to sneak a peak at him.

Kakashi is so weak for animals and the falcon rubbing its head against him for treats is such a cool mental image!!!

Kakashi getting distracted and forgetting to watch the stuff he’s cooking is such a mood.

Kakashi calling it brave to build a village far away from the rest of the world to avoid war. Does part of him wish Konoha has done that? Does he wonder if maybe he’d never would have had to lose all the people he did if the higher ups in Konoha decided to put their people’s safety first?

Telling Nanara all about shinobi was so cute and showing how a Hokage who wants the best for their people thinks. I love seeing him discuss trading and working together with other villages for mutual benefit. You can see just how he was thinking when he was running Konoha and the ideals he fell back on to do better for his village.

‘During the time of the sixth hokage, the land of fire saw unprecedented economic development and grew rapidly’ this line needs to be stamped everywhere for fandom. I love that Kakashi got to be the peace time Hokage because he was the absolute best option for that. No one else could have grown Konoha in the same way Kakashi did.

I love that we get to see Kakashi in teacher mode. Like the manga skipped over him actually teaching his students a lot and only gave us small glimpses, but seeing how he made learning fun for Nanara is so cute and wholesome and displays just how good of a teacher he really is.

Kakashi telling Nanara about his favorite book and offering to lend it to him when he’s older 😭😭😭😂😂

Aww Nabara is so proud of his big sister 💜💜💜

[pastelpsam]

Happy anniversary Heartless SMP, thank you for being in my life.

[takethebodymarc]

lowkey happy the capys dont know anything about the eggs bc then i can hear my favorite sound lots of times (the NO--)

[chimchiri]

Plant update!

My basil has been growing really well and after cutting two larger ends I tried propagating them just for fun. And holy shit they rooted so damn much.

I decided to plant them today and in parallel also made some fresh soil. Now the two babies are sitting happily with the others <3

Also noticed out of nowhere that my Aglaonema is going to bloom ??? I think???

I'm really looking forward to it, I've got no idea how it's gonna bloom! And upon closer inspection I also notices two new branches forming at the bottom (in front and back of the bottom)

Oh yeah. And Richard is still a fucking asshole:

God I hate you so goddamn much why don't you just die already you stupid piece of shit plant why are you so fucking difficult why do you hate me?!

[theflagscene]

You know what I love about this little corner of the internet that I’ve curated with only the most beautiful bastards around? (that affectionate, trust me, you’re all the bestest)

It’s that for the last two days all on my dash I’ve seen people losing their minds over two couples finally getting an on screen sex scene - MhokDay & PhayaTharn - but all everyone goes on about is how breathtakingly beautiful the scenes were. The cinematography, the acting, the lighting, the emotional connection and chemistry between the actors and characters, etc. Like, sure it’s a NC scene, but here we all are sobbing our eyes out about how gorgeous they are.

I mean sure we can be little perverts when we wanna be - as a certified smut peddler and honorary dirty old man, I would know - but that doesn’t mean we aren’t down for the romantic shit that breaks our hearts and heals them in the same breath.

Seriously, y’all are the best, never change 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

[9394lvrs]

i love how everything just comes into light in this episode

[spectralarchers]

I know my newest smut fic is bound to get different reactions due to the specific kinks & fetishes I've thrown into it, but I have to admit that this comment made me laugh snort so bad, it's the best thing anyone has ever commented on my CoD stuff:

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[dasketcherz]

it was a pretty cool dlc, i enjoyed it a lot