#I love how sasara turned out HES SO CUTE

[noctilu-uca]

i sketched an awful amount at school today. Do i like half of these drawings ? No. But they look okay enough to post

[discotenny]

i absolutely love how you write sasara ^_^ id love to see more of him from you if you have any ideas in mind (if not thats ok though!!)

I AM HAVING SASARA THOUGHTS ONCE MORE !!!

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Long drives with Sasara, with him behind the wheel.

YOU’RE HIS PASSENGER BABY!!! You know that big shot comedian salary is relatively good so he has a comfy car decorated with silly trinkets. A lot of them come from spontaneous purchases from dates and throughout your relationship you see his car collection increase more and more.

He can’t make up his mind with what music to play, yet is so insistent on being the one to control the aux. Honestly it’s a little headache inducing, switching between his wild playlists of disco, yodeling(????), classical, and rap. Sometimes he plays audio recordings of his stand up routines just to piss you off.

Sasara’s a big fan of narrating his actions. Sasara doesn’t like silence, so his constant vocalization of whatever he’s doing is his way of filling the void. He’s cute in the way that he slips in compliments so casually, calling you pretty/handsome when he looks at the side mirror or making kissy noises when he’s turning.

He also tests out new bits on you! Even when his mind is on the road, Sasara is coming up with a million new jokes a second. Most of them don’t land but you don’t tell him that.

Sasara’s always saying “what ifs” while driving in a shitty attempt to be amusing. However, him casually saying what if he drove you two off a cliff for the tenth time isn’t really funny when you want to THROW HIM OFF ONE.

For really long drives, he’s behind the wheel the majority throughout. And despite… everything, he’s a pretty good driver! It’s one of the only times you see his eyes for a long period of time, so you better savor it !!

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Me writing this on the road with an hour left to go 🫣

[guiraguira]

the cute drunk rosho headcanons have inspired me, would you be able to write some headcanons / a fic for a drunk sasara being clingy and overly lovey-dovey towards his s/o? like i can see him being clingy and calling his s/o stupid cutesy pet names when not drunk, but i feel drunk sasara would dial that up to 100 lol! it can include the other members of dh if you want, either works for me!:) ty !!

Sasara the cuddly drunk! ✨

Ahhhh~~~~ Sasara is too playful and needs to constantly emphasize how much she loves you! Of that I am sure! 💜He would also drop a lot of cheesy lines because he just isn't ashamed to say them. I totally agree, I feel that this writing does not do it justice and I should write one more

Sasara x Fem reader!

° You were leaving work quite tired, the fact that it was Friday and that you could see your boyfriend earlier than planned would restore your spirits. He had told you that he would go live and you were invited to the studio. So you search your cell phone for the program to see if it had already started.

° You discover that he is not alone, it seems that it was an interview with the entire division, to yourself you think if Rei should be there or not but hey, it didn't matter anymore. The questions flow and even though you try to be on time you think you could only see the end.

° You're already in the studio, you get them to let you in and get behind the scenes. Meanwhile, the boys are participating in a game of questions and answers, whoever loses must have a drink of alcohol. Again you wonder what kind of program they are participating in.

° The one who loses the most is Sasara, just because Rosho was paralyzed a while ago and Rei didn't want to drink something so cheap. You stop counting when she reaches the eighth glass, luckily the presenter decides to end the game and greet the spectators, allowing the participants to say goodbye as well. "Ahhh, I hope my sweet cupcake is seeing me somewhere" he Says when it's his turn.

° at that moment you wave your hand and he sees you, smiling like an idiot he returns the greeting by blowing you a flying kiss, using his other hand to make a heart with his thumb and index finger. Fortunately the program ends there, but not your shame.

° "My beautiful bunny, I'm so happy you're here!" He runs to you catching you in a hug spinning you around with him, giving you a loud and exaggerated kiss. That only means one thing, and that is that he is drunk.

° "Aren't you happy too? Don't you say hello to me? You don't love me anymore? I love you! My little squirrel " He pressed you tighter against him with each question, preventing you from answering "Hello honey, I love you too" but that didn't He reaches for it, he wants you to show it to him, so escaping from his grasp, you hold both sides of his face, depositing a tender kiss on the tip of his nose.

° "Do they have to do all that in public?" Rosho is more flushed than you are, making you aware of the looks people are giving you there, some whispering and looking in your direction. Far from feeling any pressure, Sasara speaks with your hands still on her face "obviously it must be like this, everyone must know how much I love her, she is the queen of my heart" rub her forehead with yours while squeezing your hands keeping them on that place.

° "hey! You're saying some very corny things" despite that, you laugh with him. "Ahh ~~ I can't help it, not when you look at me with those eyes" he is about to kiss your eyes but you stop him with a hand on his lips. "You can't act like that every time you drink!" He complains murmuring something you don't understand and still kisses your hand repeatedly until you take it out of his mouth.

° "No! If my sweet bear talks to me like that I could die..." he dramatizing he throws himself on the ground fanning himself, you're about to say something but he gets up at great speed, staggering a bit. Without telling you anything, he picks you up princess-style, running through the halls of the studio, upon reaching one of the dressing rooms he opens the door and closes it behind him with his feet.

° "Now there's no one… can you do what you always do? Come on, don't get mad, sweetheart" he pouts, twisting his head, with you in her arms, he leans against the door, sliding until he sits on the floor. "Won't you give me anything?... Nothing?... Please?" His eyes open slightly questioning you with sincerity and the faint blush that covers his face dazzles you

° That look is your weakness, you can't say no when he's like this. "You're a complicated little devil" placing your hand on the nape of his neck you kiss his jaw and it's just what he wanted. Laughing at having achieved his goal, he gives you a smile from ear to ear. "S/o, tell me something nice" you pretend to think just to make him nervous "you are so whimsical… my cute cuddly kitty, you have such a dazzling smile, do you want me to give you a treat?" Giving a little cry he laughs out loud shaking his legs moving you too, of course he wants it.

° Caressing his head with both hands, he ruffles his hair in all directions placing sporadic kisses on his cheeks. He responds to your touch by twisting his head closer to your fingers, craving more of your touch. Interrupting your attentions, he pushes your back into the floor, positioning himself above you on all fours.

° "ahhh~~~ you're my sunshine and I'm a sunflower! I can't live without you" you can't tell him how embarrassing his sentence was because he begins to fill your face with short kisses, fighting against your hands that try to stop him, he makes his way In the same way, making use of his strength, he also places his lips on your hands. Your body contorts under him, his kisses tickle you and surrendering to his affection you embrace him bringing him closer to you.

° He can't take it anymore, squealing as he continues saying ridiculously romantic phrases for you, demanding that you do the same for him. "S/o say I'm a good boy, say I'm your boy" you sigh and roll your eyes before complying with what he asks. "You really are my light, you are the star that guides my life" and he attacks again with his kisses, making sure to make them outrageously loud. Laughter escapes from both of you equally resounding like music in the room.

° he gradually he stops to watch you. Your eyes are closed and your cheeks are flushed from laughing so much. Seeing you like this makes him feel satisfied, moving back a little, he sits between your legs, hugging one of them using it as a pillow.

° "Goodnight, sweetheart" he says, stirring until he is completely comfortable, preparing to really sleep, but he opens his eyes an instant later "you didn't kiss me goodnight" you leave a kiss on the tips of your fingers and bring them closer to his lips, he delightedly receives it, catching your hand to intertwine with his.

° You're tempted to let him rest for a while, but a knock on the door startles you "hey lovebirds, there's a taxi waiting for you downstairs" It's Rei who's speaking and it's only then that you realize that everyone probably heard your embarrassing words and declarations of love . Little or nothing mattered to the scoundrel who slept so peacefully at your feet, but you couldn't get angry with him. You were just as drunk on the love of him.

BONUSES~~~~

° He don't let go of your hand all the way home, resting his head on your shoulder looking for you to continue with your pampering.

° Despite appearing to be in high spirits, he falls asleep instantly upon lying down. In the middle of the night and for no reason, he would wake you up so that you could hear him continue saying corny things "My love for you is so intense that even if you were reincarnated as a flower, I would be able to find you." You are not sure if he is still drunk but he is cloying when he wants to.

[matenrou-fan]

henlo! can I request for some sasara smut with dacryphilia HEHE, maybe the reader could be really sensitive and cries a lot in bed (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

Sasara with GN! s/o (+ dacryphilia)

GNreader, teasing, overstimulation, oral (receiving), fingering (receiving), crempie;;

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

;MINORS DNI;

-Oh, Sasara? Sasara is not a sadist, no! So soft and goofy, always showering his little darling in love and affection..

-But if we talk about bed.. Ugh, after some time he finds out with surprise just how much stronger his dick gets when he sees your tears.

-Sensitive as an angel.. Few touches here and there, maybe a few kisses on your neck and you're already trembling underneath him, sobbing from a tickling feeling in the pit of your stomach..

-For the first time Sasara got quite confused, as he thought that he was acting too harsh and you're not ready.. But as time passes he starts enjoying your priceless reaction.

-Oh, especially when he gets down to you. Not even for a second his eyes would leave your face, enjoying every slight twitch of your brows, how your lips trembled, gasping for more air, and this tears..

-Small drops, almost like crystals, making your face look so defenseless, so pure and cute.. Every slight movement of his tongue pulls away more whines from you and oh how much Sasara likes that, watching with delight how quickly these small tears turn into a whole cry.

-So, of course, overstimulation. He just wants to see how far he can push your limits, and how pretty your broken voice would sound now, when you're cumming in his mouth for a third time, his fingers deep in your hole, thrusting and thrusting without stopping at a rapid pace.

-But more than driving you crazy with his tongue and fingers, your lover prefers to make you melt on his dick, forcing you to cum for several times before it's his turn to have release and he's ready to fill you up.

-Sasara doesn't even notice when he starts doing some things on purpose, just to see more of your sobbing whines and cries. Pounding more faster, leaving more kisses and hickeys, grabbing and stroking your body in a more firm grasp..

-Of course he knows where to toe the line and how much to press to leave not painful deep bruises, but a light and pleasant one. Perfectly enough to make your squeak and pull more tears from you.

-Ahh, and of course teasing. Very attentive, Sasara can notice that only his touches but his words can also get you in such a sensitive mood, so instead of his usual terrible puns there's some light mockery, some teasing about you being so defenseless, like a little deer.. Don't look away now, he can feel how much you clench around his cock, you like it.

"What's wrong? My crybaby is too overwhelmed now?" - such a hot whisper in your temple makes your whole body shiver, as you sob even more. - "Ahh, don't worry.. Just don't hold back these pretty tears, okay? Show me more.."

[pa-stella]

“I didn’t know how much I wanted this until now” would be super stinking cute with Sasara and Rosho. Thank you in advance, lovely!

Title: Touch Faith Fandom: Hypnosis Mic Pairing: Sasara/Rosho Prompt: “I didn’t know how much I wanted this until now.” (with a small change)

Destiny wasn’t something Sasara had ever believed in. The idea of his entire life being already written by a mystic unknown force wasn’t exactly that exciting. Still, when it came to Rosho, he couldn’t help but see things under a different light.

From their encounter back in comedy school to their reconciliation, Sasara was starting to consider the possibility that, maybe, it wasn’t only thanks to their actions if they were able to talk and hang out again.

That night was no exception.

Sasara had been thinking about their bond, their relationship, for weeks. He had wanted to talk with Rosho about his… their feelings, but to find the right moment was harder than what he had ever imagined. 

Until that evening, after their weekly rap practice, when Rei had ditched the usual drinking routine with the excuse of a work emergency (he didn’t give them details nor didn’t give them time to ask for them).

It was a cold night. There was a chill wind that made the remaining teammates hurry to reach Rosho’s apartment. It was so cold outside that they settled with the few beers the teacher had at home instead of going out again to buy more. The three bottles on the low table would be enough to give Sasara some courage, without getting wasted.

The comedian didn’t believe in destiny, but that looked like a sign.

They were sitting right next to each other, keeping themselves warm under the large kotatsu. There was a lame comedy show on tv and Rosho’s eyes were glued to the screen. He had been playing with the almost empty beer bottle in his hand for the last minutes, too captivated by the silly jokes to care about the rest.

Sasara gulped before emptying his own bottle in one last sip.

He didn’t believe in destiny. He wasn’t a religious person either, but as he slowly reached out to touch Rosho’s face, he silently prayed to whatever deity was looking over him. He just wanted for Rosho not to move away, to let him feel his skin again… 

As if a god had listened to his pleas, Rosho turned to look at him and smiled softly. Behind the round glasses, his ruby-red eyes shined with something Sasara hadn’t seen in a long time.

All of sudden, all the words he had wanted to say, all the sentences he had prepared… everything disappeared. His mind went blank. The fear of rejection came back and he made to move his hand away, but Rosho held it against his face.

“Please, don’t.” It was all the teacher said as he closed his eyes. He sighed, tilting his head a little.

Sasara didn’t know if that was another sign or a coincidence and he really didn’t care. Without thinking, he moved forward and pressed his lips against Rosho’s. It was a childish, chaste kiss, so different from the ones they had shared in the past. And yet, it felt more intimate, more meaningful. 

When Sasara moved away and looked at the other’s face, he wasn’t that surprised to see him blushing. He was going to say something, a stupid joke maybe, but Rosho giggled and tried to cover his face.

“I didn’t know how much I wanted… how much I needed this until now.” He said before grabbing Sasara by his shirt to kiss him again.

[twsthoodstar]

Hypmic Fairytale Event Series! Pt. 2

Fem! Reader

I FINALLY GOT IT OUT!! After like A YEAR!! I sincerely apologize for this!!🙏

Part 1

Once upon a time,

In a kingdom far away,

Was the most unlikely couple,

Who met worlds away.

Star crossed lovers,

Heart songs intertwined.

Dreams made real, in this story

Of once upon a time…..

Jakurai Jinguji || The Little Mermaid 🐚

A black darkness, one that swallowed the beauty of life. Flashes of green roaring across the sky, as the sky cried above him. A thick black smoke had filled his lungs before the darkness swallowed everything, even himself. Those were the bits and pieces Jakurai turned over in his head as he stared out through the window. For days he had tried to piece the puzzle back together, but only those blurred images and the sense of fear remained. And a voice…Such a beautiful voice it was.

“Jakurai-sama?” Doppo’s anxious voice snapped Jakurai out of his trance as he quickly turned and straightened his coat. “Apologies Doppo, it appears I was lost in thought again.” Doppo nodded as he gestured towards the staircase. Hifumi was coming down with someone peculiar in tow. It was you. The maiden Jakurai had rescued: he had found you washed up on the shore below his palace walls and immediately took you inside. Hifumi lead you down the stairs in all your elegant beauty as he kissed your hand lightly, before gesturing towards Jakurai.

You were to be treated as a guest tonight, and treated well you were. Doused in pale pearls and a lovely pink gown, Jakurai too leaned down and kissed your hand gently. “You look beautiful.” He smiled as Doppo and Hifumi lead the way towards the kitchen. The two of you linked arms as you walked down the halls, and Jakurai couldn’t help but smile at your lovely appearance. The foggy memories had now faded away, overthrown by the beauty that is you. A mysterious maiden who could not sing nor speak. One who Jakurai had taken a bit of an interest in.

Sasara Nurude || The Frog Prince 🐸

Sasara was strange, no doubt about it. Cracking jokes at the possible worst times, leaping out of no where just to get a scare out of you, or singing completely off key when there was no music at all! No matter how goofy he may be, that didn’t stop you from seeing him everyday. You had always gone out of your way for Sasara, even if he was a slimy little frog. You waved a hand at the other side of the bog as a large lilypad floated its way towards you.

A lime green frog with a tiny golden crown atop its head waved a slimy hand at you, laughing loudly as he hopped onto shore. He made his way up to your shoulder and nuzzled against your cheek, “Hey hiddy ho there your highness!” He laughed. You giggled as you patted his head with your finger, ignoring the ooze and muck.He often wondered what would happen if you noticed how he felt. If there was a chance for you two could be more than friends. Would you think he were handsome? Would he be even more hilarious than he was now? Oh he hoped so!

“Awww Sasara!” You giggled, “You’re so cute!” Your words made him blush, if a frog could blush that is. But what happened next completely shocked him: you kissed him, right on his little green cheek. Green and yellow bubbles glowed and fizzed around you pulled away. A harsh bright light erupted from your shoulders and you shut your eyes tightly. Only to open them, and Sasara was gone. Before was a tall pale man with bright green hair and an orange suit. A golden crown sat atop his head. He made his way toward you and bent down to kiss your hand.

He gave a goofy grin and smiled. “Hey there [Y/N].”

Kuko Harai || Little Red Riding Hood 🌕

You giggled at Kuko’s tomato-red face, white petals and pollen puff littered the area as he shook his head violently. Tossing the flower crown you made him right off his head, but you caught it before it could break apart. “Hey! That’s mean! I worked hard to make this y’know!” You jokingly shook the flowers at him as you carefully tied the stems back together. Kuko only huffed and looked away, secretly glancing back with blush pink cheeks.

Kuko had always been a bit of an odd one since the day you both met. Having gotten lost in the forest on your way to your grandmothers house, you slipped and nearly tumbled down a steep slope into a rushing river below. A firm arm caught you, and you’d be lying to say you weren’t shocked to see a pair of golden eyes and sharp fangs staring back at you. Kuko had saved you, after that you were dedicated to repaying him someway. Whether that means baking him a pie or simply accompanying him on his routes.

Normally, he would push your gifts aside claiming he didn’t need any treats or try to run you off with a scary laugh of how he could swallow you whole! No worries though, he’s always joking. But today he seemed different, he seemed quieter. Grumpier even! Not once had he cracked a joke and not once had he smiled. Perhaps you did something wrong? How wrong you were, in fact Kuko wasn’t mad at all. He was happy, happy to see your smiling face there with him and he was happy to be with you. He only hoped you’d stay a little longer before you noticed his wagging tail. He wouldn’t be able to live that down, not in a million years.

[hypmic-writings]

HCs of MCD taking their s/o to the amusement park for a date

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Pairing: Ichiro Yamada x reader; Samatoki Aohitsugi x reader; Kuko Harai x reader; Sasara Nurude x reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

A/N: This was fun! Bit on the longer side since there were 4 characters instead of 3 but still fun to flesh out! I think it would be a blast to go to an amusement park with any of these guys, honestly! Hope you enjoy~

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Ichiro Yamada

Ichiro absolutely loves to go on dates to the amusement park

he’s all about the crazy rollercoasters that go insanely high and have a bunch of loops on them

because he’s always down for a good adrenaline rush and he read in some teen magazine that people equate adrenaline with love so an amusement park date is always one of his go-to dates

his favorite ride is the one where it takes you up high and holds you there before dropping you suddenly and unexpectedly

Ichiro would be incredibly happy if you agree to go on an amusement park date with him, and he’ll be very attentive to you

if he can tell that you’re nervous about the big rides, he’ll try to comfort you and hype you up, saying how much fun it’ll be

and one of his favorite things to do is stand in the long lines for hours just talking with you about anything and everything while you wait for your turn

but if you still don’t want to go on them, he’s more than happy to stay down on solid ground and play the carnival games with you

if you point out a stuffed animal and remark about how cute it is, consider it yours since Ichiro will spend as much time and money as needed trying to win it for you

and when he finally does, he’ll treat it like your shared child, carrying it closely and asking you to name it

he definitely loves walking around the park with your hand in his, pointing out all the fun little signs 

if it’s an incredibly hot day out, he’ll ask if you want to go on one of the water rides like the lazy river or the rapids

and he’ll definitely jump into the misting stations regardless of how many other kids are there doing the same thing

Ichiro would ask if you wanted to share a sno cone with him and I can imagine him carefully putting half of your favorite flavor and half of his favorite flavor just to make you happy

he loves all the different types of amusement park food too, more than happy to split nachos or greasy burgers with you

he’ll definitely want to take pictures with you whenever there’s a little standee where you can both stick your faces in the holes and it looks like you’re two different characters

overall, Ichiro loves the amusement park and he’s more than happy to do whatever you want on the date

he’ll follow your lead and do whatever you feel comfortable with, whether that’s going on the rides or playing the carnival games and going around to the stalls

Samatoki Aohitsugi

when you first ask Samatoki to go with you to the amusement park for a date, he plays it off as being cool but he’s actually really excited

he didn’t get to do a lot of normal things as a kid because he had to grow up pretty fast and this was one of the things he missed out on

Samatoki is pretty open to doing anything around the park, so he’ll follow your lead and leave it up to you

if you go on the crazy big coasters, you both find out pretty quickly that Samatoki gets a bit motion sick on them and you decide to do some of the lighter things instead

but you definitely buy the picture that was taken on the ride of you grinning excitedly and of Samatoki looking stoically like he’s about to be ill because you think it’s hilarious

Samatoki does not think it’s hilarious

one of his weak spots is definitely the cotton candy they serve at the park and I can imagine him casually asking if you want some, secretly really hoping you say yes so that he can eat some too

of course you just laugh and kiss his cheek, telling him that he’s more than welcome to have some of his own if he really wants it and that you promise you won’t tease him for it

he would follow you to any of the shows being played during the day, and anything else that drew your interest

Samatoki is incredibly good at most of the games at the amusement park, especially the shooting games

if there’s a gun game at all, Samatoki is going to win you literally every single one of the prizes available 

and when the stall owner begs him not to clean them out, Samatoki just shrugs and hands him the money to play, saying that he wants four more of those cute stuffed lions for you

and then you both walk away carrying way too many stuffed animals with Samatoki saying that he should probably give one to Nemu

and you both name every single one of them

Samatoki loves people watching at the park, and will take a bit of time to sit in the smoking area and watch the passerbys

which leads you two to grabbing some greasy park food and sitting down together to take a break from the hustle and bustle 

he’s interested to know which games you like, and will play all of them with you, beating records left and right and just enjoying the stalls 

overall, Samatoki is going to be secretly very excited to go to the park with you and he’ll let you show him all of your favorite rides and games

Kuko Harai

Kuko is incredibly excited when you ask him to go to the amusement park for your date

he’s only been a handful of times but it’s always so exciting to him and it makes him feel like a little kid again

he absolutely loves to ride the fastest, tallest roller coasters and that’s the first thing he’s going to suggest doing when the two of you get to the park

if you’re afraid of the coasters, he’s going to be a bit bummed and will do everything in his power to change your mind

but in the end, if you really don’t want to go, he’ll admit defeat and do other things around the park with you

he’s definitely going to sulk though, so you’ll have to give him a little kiss on the cheek to perk him up

if you do like the coasters though, Kuko will want to go on every single one with you and will make a game out of it

the two of you will try to see who can keep their eyes open and hands up the longest or who can smile at the in-ride picture when the time comes

he’s going to shell out for the picture that gets taken on the coaster and will proudly frame it when he gets home to remind him of the date

like Ichiro, Kuko will work hard to win you any prize you want when you’re both playing carnival games together and he’s not going to stop until he wins

if you beat him at any of the games, he’ll turn cherry red and will mumble that it’s not fair that you’re better than him

Kuko also loves to play the other types of games, like the basketball challenges, the ladder game, or the strength challenges and he’ll want to show off to you as much as possible 

he also really loves the water gun game where you try to squirt the water into the center hole to make your character run fast, and you have to bite your tongue when he accidentally loses to a little kid 

Kuko loves the street food at the amusement park and is going to want to share a giant fluff of cotton candy with you  

bonus points if you let him feed it to you

he always reminds himself not to eat too much before going on any of the rides, but then his eyes get bigger than his stomach and the two of you have to take a little break before going on any more of the rides

overall, Kuko is going to be ecstatic to go to the park with you and will run around wanting to go on every ride and try every game

Sasara Nurude

Sasara enjoys going to the amusement park just as much as the next person and would be perfectly happy to go on a date there with you

he’s the type of person to do a lap around the park first, looking at all the rides and the games and pointing at all the things the two of you should do

he keeps his arm wrapped around yours and is like a kid in a candy shop oohing and ah-ing at all of the sites

whenever the two of you go on a roller coaster, the ride is spent with Sasara grinning and laughing the entire time regardless of how intense it the ride gets

you never know how he manages to keep his cool while on such a fast ride, but he does so nonetheless

he also really likes the water rides and will beg you to go on the same one three different times just to cool off again

Sasara actually really likes the merry-go-round and will want to jump on it as soon as he sees it, spending time finding the perfect horse and then making sure you’re in sight so you can watch him go up and down and around in circles

he definitely wants to share some cotton candy with you along with some other theme park food and will feed it to you, acting like a cheesy couple in a romance film

he actually doesn’t really like the park food, but he loves the desserts and will buy you almost all of them to share

if there’s something you like to do at the park, Sasara is more than happy to skip along after you, wanting to see your favorite things too

Sasara would love to go see one of the shows that get put on at the park, and when they ask for a volunteer, I can imagine him running up and practically stealing the show with how good he is

he’s not the best at the carnival games, but he loves to play them nonetheless, especially if you’re playing them together

and he really just loves to watch people go on and off the rides with all the different emotions and energies 

Sasara loves how loud and vibrant the park is, and he definitely feels comfortable being there

he’ll pull you along into the tunnel of love ride and will absolutely try to make a cheeky move

and I can also imagine him wanting to get matching temporary tattoos with you from one of the stalls

overall, Sasara is going to have a lot of fun and will want to try out all the unique, lesser known parts of the park along with the games and the rides

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

[hypmicdaydreams]

Wait wait the rei one was really cute-

So now I’ve gotta know

Samatoki who’s oblivious and in denial that he’s fallen in love and everyone around him just

Stunned at his idiocy

aw i always love tropes like these! this was also super cute to do, so i hope you enjoy anon!! thank you sm for the request 💕

-pairing: samatoki aohitsugi x gn!reader

-genre: fluff

he’s an absolute idiot in love, more or less speaking, and completely oblivious to it all to an extent

samatoki doesn’t seem to entirely understand why his heart rate spikes and picks up pace the moment you’re around, why your simple smile makes the room around him suddenly so hot and unbearable

he doesn’t seem to entirely understand the oh so clear signs that he’s in love. or maybe he’s simply in denial

a yakuza boss like him can’t exactly afford to fall in love, after all, not when the job came with so many risks (not that he couldn’t take it all, as samatoki liked to think)

but it’s definitely obvious to everyone around him, as much as he may deny

the telltale signs were all there, i mean — he had an uncharacteristic quietness whenever the two of you bump into one another around yokohama, the type that jyuto calls him out on when he’s quick to notice

“it’s just someone i know,” samatoki grumbles, most definitely not in love. and he doesn’t realize that jyuto and rio pick up on his little shy mannerisms, how he’s more prone to rubbing his neck around you or how his gaze seems to drift to the ground (nor does he realize how the tips of his ears turn the lightest shade of red)

but it’s clear to them that it’s something more. they know their teammate all too well, and samatoki definitely acts differently each time you’re brought up

the atmosphere around him changes, and samatoki has nothing but good things to say, acting almost like an overbearing friend or sibling

samatoki has always been caring, of course, but he carries a different sort of tone around you

he’s a bit more soft-spoken, and his temper seems to lengthen just a tad. it’s the type that makes his teammates ask whether he’s been switched bodies or what

he cares about you a lot, samatoki knew that most certainly. he considered you a close friend, if anything, and he always told you that you should never hesitate to call him if you’re having some trouble. he’s more than happy to help

and he’s always stopping by your place or running into you at the most unconventional of places. it’s all a very, very strange coincidence in his eyes, but samatoki’s always checking up on you

and man do jyuto and rio try to get it through his thick skull that he’s so obviously crushing on you, that he’s an oblivious idiot in love

samatoki loves to deny it as well, perhaps getting a bit too heated and arguing with jyuto (again) before rio has to step in to mediate (again) because they’re too stunned that he’d even try to deny it

it’s just strange to him that he could be in love — him, samatoki, the yakuza boss

he’d never really been in love before, not really a goal he had set before. he’d always been rather busy taking care of nemu and working with sasara, and now he was busy looking for nemu

perhaps it felt more like he was getting sidetracked than anything

i mean, sure, it was a little weird how he always coincidentally seemed to be more aware around you, able to hear his heart resounding in his ears

and maybe samatoki cared for you, a lot. he always made sure that you were safe, walking you home if you had perhaps stayed out for too long

and maybe samatoki was a little weak for you, willing to do anything you asked of him. he wanted to help out in any way, to be around and see your adoring smile that made him feel those foreign butterflies, so weird the feeling yet still somewhat good

and the more he thought about it, how strange all the signs were, the more it seemed to hit him

maybe, just maybe, samatoki was indeed in love with you

[akkivee]

hyped up was a lot of fun which means i have a lot i wanna gush about lol:

to the absolute surprise of no one, jiro is the best dancer out of his bros lol

ichiro’s the one you’d watch when you’re learning a dance since he sticks to the basics and saburo is the awkward one lol like he has rhythm he just doesn’t know what to do with it lol

saburo was really cute in this live tho lol??? he just looked really happy and excited to be performing up there and i’m not used to a happy saburo for long periods of time lol 🥺

but seriously jiro yessir 😩👍

the utter delight i experienced watching ichiro beatbox was comparable to the first time i saw kimura beatbox so thanks hyped up for giving that back to me lol

sasara leg

it’s very entertaining to watch samatoki do his bad boy squat with essentially a six foot pole in his hand lol

it’s just the nature of juto’s mic lol but he really did strut around the stage like those rich wine moms that carry their purse in the crook of their arm lol

RIO BIG HE STRONB BIG BOY MAN HUGE 🥺🥺🥺

the above is me anytime rio was in frame lol

rio: *salutes as mtc finishes their turn* me: 😭😩😩😩😭💞💞💖🫶💙💙😭💖😫😫😫😫💕💕💙💙💖💙

leggy sasara

DICE WAS SO PUMPED I LOVE IT LOL

and ramuda was so kawaii wtf????? the way he walked and moved to everyone’s songs omg 🥺

and lol during the leaders talk ramuda pissed off kuukou and fluttered away from him, only to piss off samatoki and wind up back where he started lol

it was really nice to see clear inspiration from their seiyuus’s lives in everyone’s performances while maintaining a character spin on it but it was a little odd to see fp very animated during stella lol

also gentaro being the most animated during stella is hilarious lol

twig legged sasara

HES BEAUTY HES GRACE ANYTIME SENSEI WAS ON SCREEN I FELT THE URGE TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH—

*sobbing* how can i go on in life knowing that jakurai’s that pretty how do i still go on in this life while knowing this for four years and being constantly reminded of it—

*sobbing even harder* and he has the gall to be adorably weird still like overthinking sasara’s pun during the leader’s talk and clapping shapes and doing the angler move hayami-san does in hangout and gently bowing at the audience after mtr finished 🅱️LE A SE HE L P—

hifumi’s dancing is so delightfully dated lol!!!! like his moves are just an era older than he is so it stands out while suiting his host persona!!! and hifumin’s energy was so cute lol

sometimes hifumi was standing in the third position in ballet so here’s a new hc—

lol doppo

was absolutely dying when jyushi did one of his flourishes and doppo, tucked away behind sensei and jyushi, had to actively dodge jyushi’s arm LOL

ahhhh watching shinjuku style again made me miss watching shinjuku style live 😭😭😭

sasara all leg all day

nuru-dem legs

the string leg theory as presented by nurusara—

lol no but i liked how sasara was timing the beat with his legs

sasara can never miss an opportunity to mess with samatoki lol respect

the way he bounced around to everyone’s verse was a lot of fun too lol!!!!!

if you had any questions as to rosho’s past as a comedian, lay them to rest after watching hyped up lol

DRUNK ROSHO WAS ADORABLE LMAO

also rip @ rosho for getting caught up in gentaro’s lies lol like it was a good distraction but at what cost lol

rosho: yumeno-san

rei mr ‘boogie oogie oogie ‘til you just can’t boogie no more’ lol

BOOGIE!!!!!

his mic was somewhat unsettling lol like that eye of sauron actually follows you around on that pimp stick

kuukou sure had his feralness dialled up this live lol

LIKE THE WAY HE FLAT OUT GROWLED AT JYUSHI LMAOOO I WAS SO STARTLED KUUKOU PLS

heh heh heh kuukou growl 😳

you can tell by the way kuukou moves he’s got a good core and balance and he’s very in control of how he moves like no moves wasted

AND THE WAY HE LET HIMSELF GO LOOSE IN HOODSTAR➕ GET IT KUUKOU LOL

jyushi introduced himself as bat kicked off and then again unnecessarily during the 2gumi talk lol he’s so funny

we all agree that strike-a-pose-mid-song-jyushi’s a jojo character in disguise right lol

the way he was kinda like ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ while the rest of his team were clapping to the beat during rip lmao

hitoya on stage in front of thousands of viewers: vroom vroom mfers

me: AND HOW CAN YOU NOT JUST LOVE HIM LMAO

it’s always fun watching hitoya get his groove on lol

after kaigen was the 3gumi talk so bat was exiting stage right and hitoya paused and spun on his heel right back around lol what a cool cat lol

hitoya: there a two things that i— *the audience is already clapping lmao*

the audience was half the fun too shoutout to that one obvious bat stan that was waving their wand to the exact manji pattern bat does in rip lol

[hyphypmic]

HypMic: Pickup Lines

Anon asked: I dunno if you done this but can you do all the boys x female reader doing pick up lines at them and their reactions? ☺☺

Sure! II’ll make this cute uwu

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ICHIRO

Smiles and then puts a hand on your head

Are you [insert anime character here]? Because you [insert something super sappy.]

SABURO

He’s the type to blush then scamper away 

After that he passes you a note with a lil math equation to solve and at the end you get an “II love you.” 

JIRO

He’d go the Ichiro route except he’d be more disaster

“I’ll never be Naruto. Why you ask? Because I’ll never use harem no jitsu when I have the sexiest woman alive!”

Its cringe but its cute and you love it.

SAMATOKI

You….. dummy.

Then he’d blush and then pass you a cigarette. 

“If you were a cigarette, then I’d smoke you everyday, baby.”

It comes out not as smooth as he likes but it works.

JYUTO 

Kisses you on the cheek or on the lips 

Then he squeezes your ass or smtg and whispers something *quite* dirty

Along the lines of “You’re so cute when you do that, bet you’ll look even cuter if…”

RIOU

His response would be to immediately bring you to the campsite and bring you food 

Because while he is a rapper and has a way with words, he’d rather cook you a meal (that is made of *normal* ingredients) that reminds him of you.

RAMUDA

He fires off 6 off the bat and even brings out his mic to say it to the world

You said it once now he won’t stop coming up with at least 2 new ones everyday and honestly you love it.

DICE

He’d blush then say thank you. 

Then he’d give you one of his lucky poker chips (or one he stole and never redeemed) and just kisses you in response

GENTARO

Makes a haiku on the spot or an even wittier pickup line

Much like Ramuda he won’t let it drop and he never fails to amaze you with how eloquent he is with them.

JAKURAI

He thoughtfully thinks of one and it comes out super sweet and both of you say thank you to each other. 

You’re both quite mature so you just have a good laugh and cuddle trying to think of pickup lines. 

DOPPO

He blushes then says sorry he can’t think of one that would be able to encompass your incredibleness

First he doesn’t get its a pickup line so he says sorry then you walk him through it and then he smiles and blushes and then tries to make one on his own 

It takes a while, maybe even a couple of days and when he says it to you he says sorry right away but you love it and kiss him after

HIIFUMI

He fires back one immediately because you know, he is experienced

He also is so comfortable with you he can even come up with silly ones for you since you are the special exemption in his fear of women.

KUKO

He’d snort and laugh and then say you’re cute.

Though he’d be more smiley because you were quite adorable when you said that. 

HITOYA

He’s a lawyer, he has his way with words and he does make a law themed one back at you 

And the both of you end up trying to outdo each other for pickup lines but Hitoya wins and he just kisses you and he said he would love to hear more from you.

JYUSHI

No idea what to do so he just sings his response back while he is blushing.

Its a song he’s working on and he says sorry immediately after because he didn’t really know how to respond to that.

SASARA

He makes a funny one after and even builds on your pickup line to even say a sweeter one back to you while patting your head.

he never fails to make you laugh so he makes sure each one he says is sweet but silly at the same time

REI

He doesn’t know what to say so he rubs the back of his neck and says thank you. He uses an old pickup line in response to that since he’s a lot better at convincing people than making people blush in a cute way. 

ROSHO

Turns red immediately and then tries to think of one

Then he remembers one that his students told him and its pretty funny so both of you get a good laugh out of it <3 

[iisuya-simps]

I’ve been like debating on asking if i could request this and I’m hoping I’m not being a bother but can I get some Headcannons for Rosho, Sasara and Jakurai (separately of course) with an S/O who’s Shy and gets flustered rather easily

A/N: No bother at all! Hope you enjoy 🥰

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Rosho Tsutsujimori

Rosho can be quite shy himself but with you around, he tends to be more relaxed and composed

Sasara once pointed out how cute you two were as a couple

which turned both of you into a blushing mess

you don't mind it when Rosho holds your hand or steals a kiss in public

unless Sasara happens to see and teases you for it

"Aight you two, get a room"

"W-we weren't doing anything!!"

"Sasara, don't tease y/n"

"I was teasing you too, moron"

Rosho just loves watching you when you too are relaxing at home

"W-why are you staring?"

"Hmm? I can't admire my girlfriend's looks? I could watch her all day, she's so beautiful." he presses a kiss to your forehead.

"R-Rosho..." *blushy blush*

Sometimes you'll come to visit him on his lunch break

"Here I made you this bento, you forgot to pack a lunch I see"

"Oh, thank you y/n." you share a quick kiss

"No way! Are you his wife?? Hi Mrs. Tsutsujimori!!"

"You're a lot younger than I'd thought you'd be"

"Whoa wait hold on a second kids, we're only dating-"

"Pls no we're just boyfriend and girlfriend ahhhh"

talking about your future will get both of your hearts pounding for sure

it's still early in your relationship but you can't help but fantasize about your life together

at the moment there's no one else he'd rather be with and you feel the same

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Sasara Nurude

Sasara will always poke fun at your shyness here and there

never in a way that would upset you or hurt your feelings

he just loves to see you smile and will do anything to see the corner of your lips turn up

and those cute little dimples

and the cute little pink tinge to your cheeks when you get flustered

he takes advantage of this when teasing you

he likes the little reactions you make when he kisses behind your ear, down your neck, nipping along your collarbone O_o

"Eep! S-Sasara!!"

"What? I just wanna show how much I love you, y/n"

"I-I know exactly what you're doing!" You turn and hide your face

"Ah ah ah." His fingers slip under your chin pulling you back to face him. "I don't see you stopping me y/n-chan~"

when you go out together he makes it a point to show you off to the rest of DH

or anyone else for that matter

he'll always have an arm around you

and at least try and pepper your cheeks with kisses in public

"You're so cute when you blush like that~"

"N-not now Sasara!"

He figured out you were too shy to ask for cuddles

so he will just take you into his arms anytime you're at home and hold you tight

you appreciate this quiet time with your boyfriend and relax into him

Sasara love to surprise you with little gifts here and there

just to show that he cares

"You didn't have to do this... you're too sweet"

"Of course anything for my girl"

*blush blush*

with Sasara, there's never a dull moment :p

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Jakurai Jinguji

Jakurai thinks your shyness makes you even cuter

he prefers to kiss you in private knowing that any PDA will most likely embarrass you

and the fact that he wants to keep those special moments between the two of you

you don't mind when he holds your hand tho

even if it still makes you blush like mad

still, you usually seem nervous about initiating a kiss

Jakurai places his hand on your cheek or chin before leaning in

his soft hands caressing the side of your face

😍 🥺 😳

he loves stroking your hair while you both cuddle on the couch

one arm around your waist

whispering sweet nothings

"Jakurai..." you bury your face in his chest

"You're so adorable, my love" he chuckles

he loves to watch you fall asleep in his arms

though he won't engage in any PDA he can't help but tease you a little when you're out

"What do you think of these, Jakurai?"

he scratches his chin before taking the sunglasses from your face

"Pretty, but I want to gaze into those beautiful eyes of yours"

*BLUSHY CRUSHY*

Jakurai never fails to get your heart pounding

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Thank you for reading!

[hypnomicimagines]

Domestic Life Series: Tsutsujimori Rosho

Who kisses the other on the nose and the one receiving the kiss blushes?

Rosho is not at all used to being shown such a soft form of love and he almost doesn’t know what to do when you kiss his nose, sputtering out a few things that don’t quite sound like real words and gripping the counter like he might faint. When you giggle at him he retaliates by kissing back, pressing against the side of your nose and pulling away, looking triumphant for only a few moments before he realizes he’s still the one feeling the most embarrassed. At least your laugh was cute as he knew he’d be hearing it daily from now on, never living down how surprised he was every time you kissed him.

Who sits on their partners lap as they wrap their arms around their partners neck?

If you catch Rosho while he’s grading papers and totally in the zone he won’t even notice you placed yourself on his lap, acting like it’s the most natural thing in the world as he maneuvers into a position that’s comfortable for you both. One arm is supporting your back as his dominant hand continues to grade, eyes raking over at least ten papers before he realizes exactly what happened. He only gets flustered when he realizes what’s going on but then lets out a defeated sigh, knowing he could live with you sitting on his lap and that he didn’t actually mind you being there as you weren’t getting in the way of his work (and you were ridiculously warm).

Who kisses the inside of their partner’s palm before reassuring them everything is going to be okay?

It’s hard to calm Rosho down before he has to speak in front of a large crowd but you’ve almost cracked the code, able to at least soothe some of his nerves (though he’s still a complete stuttering mess he at least walks into the room with confidence). He watches with fascination as you take his hand, wondering if you were about to pull some sort of ‘I can read the lines on your hand!’ trick on him before you’re suddenly kissing him. The tips of his ears are red as can be and he mumbles out a quiet ‘thank you’ before pulling away, saying it again a bit louder as he truly is thankful for all that you did for him.

Who initiates the forehead touch?

You do, and it helps Rosho get used to being close to you. He always feels bumbling and awkward in romantic situations as he’s entirely unused to it, drifting closer makes him feel like he’s invading your personal space and the last thing he wants to do is make you uncomfortable. When you’re the one who pushes your way into his personal bubble, slowly, carefully, with a soft smile as he gives you consent to come as close as you possibly want. You confirm that this is what you want, that you want him more than anything, that you don’t mind if he wants to come dip in for a quick kiss, even if he just wants to be close, he should feel free to do so.

Where do they first say “I love you”?

Inside your apartment Rosho said he had something to confess but it hadn’t been a love confession, not at first anyway. It was a confession that he had almost given up on you, that he had almost allowed his self-doubt to ruin another good thing in his life, that he hadn’t wanted to ever break up with you but he had been teetering on the edge. He had decided far before the date that he wasn’t going to run with some yelling from Sasara to back up the fact he was overthinking things again, that he couldn’t keep running when things got hard or he’d never have anything good. He figures you must hate him now knowing that he was a coward, that he was so close to ruining a relationship that had taken a long time to properly build up. He mumbled that he loves you, that he loves you more than he ever could’ve guessed he would, and that even if you want to turn him away he’d understand but you surprise him once again by coming closer rather than pushing him away.

Who wraps their arms around their partner who’s cooking?

Rosho always feels himself drawn into the kitchen when you’re cooking, the heavenly smells beckoning him closer and closer until he’s directly behind you. He doesn’t like to interrupt you but he’ll try to peer around your shoulder to catch a glimpse of what you’re making, sometimes falling directly into you (but you’re generally prepared to catch him so you don’t fall into the stove). You tease him about trying to be secretly nosy as he didn’t exactly have much skill in the stealth department, saying you’d be happy to inform him of what you’re making or, even better, he could be your taste tester.

Who breaks out the first aid kit when the other gets a paper cut?

You and Rosho take adequate care of each other but he tends to be slightly clumsier than you, not happening very often but often enough that you keep the first aid kit well stocked in your house. When Rosho tries to cook for you is when most potentially catastrophic things tend to happen and he quietly lets you take care of him, watching each move and wincing as you clean the knife wound carefully. You like to playfully ask if he needs a kiss as the last magic touch to make it better but he’s normally pouty after being treated like a child who had been running around with scissors, telling you he’d like to get back to dinner with a huff before going to do so.

Who cuddles up to the other?

Rosho’s arms are VERY inviting and it’s nearly impossible to turn down the offer to fit yourself inside them, head resting on his chest and trying to keep your laughter inside as you can hear his heart start to beat faster. He tells you if you’re just going to mess with him to get back to your side of the bed but he makes no move to push you there, instead closing his eyes and getting even more comfortable now that you’re cuddled up beside him. He can’t handle cuddling in the hotter weather but in the winter cold nights he can’t go a single day without putting his cold feet on you to warm himself up.

Who falls asleep on who? What is their reaction when the other falls asleep on them?

You’ve fallen asleep on Rosho more than once before and he never seems to mind it, careful not to move too abruptly so he doesn’t wake you; he knows he’s done this to you before and that you’ve only woken him up to guide him to bed but he can’t find the heart to shake you from your slumber. He tries not to stare too much but it’s the only time he can watch you without you being a relentless tease about it, brushing hair from your face and memorizing every one of your features before you finally woke up.

Who likes to be held and who likes to hold?

Rosho likes doing both but he much prefers to do the holding, it reminds him of how hard he worked to get there and how privileged he was to get to hold you in his arms. The same could be said for being held but he liked to be the one holding you as you always seemed to be the one coddling him and he knew you deserved someone to make you feel that way, too. He can get carried away with planting kisses all over your face wherever he can reach but he won’t catch you complaining.

[slugtranslation-hypmic]

What're your thoughts on everyone's MC names? Or maybe your ratings out of 10?

This is going to be a roasting session because I do not have high opinions of any of them.

Buster Bros - B.B., M. B., and L. B. These all get one bullet point because they are pretty much the same thing. Therefore their score will be cut into thirds for each Bro. Unfortunately, that score is not going to be high because the creativity level on this set of names is just about negative. A lot of the MC names are based on kanji readings or other things in Japanese that I’m sure I would find incredibly clever if I didn’t understand English. Unfortunately, I do, so characters named “First Son”, “Second Son”, and “Third Son” going by “Big Brother”, “Middle Brother”, and “Little Brother” utterly fail to impress me. Rating: 1 out of 10 (1/3 out of 10 for each)

Samatoki - Mr. Hardcore Oh, he’s trying. Samatoki feels like one of those people who tries so hard to prove how badass and tough he is while I’m loudly yelling from the sideline, “You’re doing great, sweetie! Tell your little friends we have Capri Suns and fruit snacks when you’re done with your playdate!” A perfect man child. Rating: Nemu’s secondhand embarrassment out of 10

Juuto - 45 Rabbit This one feels really impersonal. The 45 is from one of the Yokohama telephone area codes (afaik) and the rabbit is from the kanji for rabbit in his name. It doesn’t tell me anything about Juuto’s personality, though. I feel like MTC probably all had animal names once upon a time before they realized that “bush warbler” (Riou) and “horse” (Samatoki) aren’t exactly the most intimidating of titles. I mean... it’s okay. Could be worse. Rating: 4 out of 10

Riou - Crazy M This one confuses the hell out of me. Why, out of the entire cast, did they give the title “crazy” to the character who most strongly resembles a grandma? I also find it bizarre that they chose to honor the “M” from his middle name, but I think the writers at Hypmic are so titillated by the concept of middle names that they don’t know how to handle them responsibly. Rating: ??? out of 10

Ramuda - Easy R I really dislike this one for no good reason, but it does imply the existence of a “Hard R” which is very useful for making infantile jokes. Rating: 69 out of 10

Gentarou - Phantom This one isn’t bad. I think it’s a bit of an odd choice in English, but I completely understand where it comes from in Japanese. I’m assuming they wanted the word 幻影 which means an illusion or a vision. It fits with his whole theme and Fling Posse’s theme as a whole, so I’ll give it to them. Rating: 8 out of 10

Dice - Dead or Alive Outside of an 80′s British pop band, I have no idea what this name is supposed to make me think of. Perhaps it’s foreshadowing for the dark turn the FP storyline takes later on...? This is another odd one. I’d like to imagine that Dice and Riou came up with their MC names together while absolutely hammered, and when their teammates went, “Really?” they were at that point too hungover to think of anything better. Rating: ??? out of 10

Jakurai - illDoc When I was first doing the job interview for my current job a few years back, I had to listen as my now-boss, a white, old, upper-middle class, absolutely disillusioned about everything old codger, called himself “the OG” to my face. “It means Old Guy,” he told me. I smiled and nodded, because I wanted money, and in the meantime I wondered who the fuck called him an “original gangster” and then never properly explained what it meant. This is the exact same way I feel about this name, but Jakurai doesn’t pay me, so I can say whatever the hell I want about his tenuous grasp of slang. Rating: God no out of 10

Hifumi - GIGOLO Appropriately for Hifumi, I am of two minds about this. On the one hand, I hate it. On the other hand, Hifumi’s name is written as “1 2 3″ in kanji, and “jigoro�� is pronounced as “4 5 6″, so that is very clever. Rating: 7 out of 8

Doppo - DOPPO I hate this one so much. I seriously wonder if this is a leftover relic from very early planning sessions where Gentarou was a part of Matenrou or something. (I say this because “Doppo” would be fine for an author character, as many classical authors are referred to by their given names. But it makes no sense for an office worker.) I have no idea what the point of this is. He didn’t even try. I headcanon that Hifumi wrote it down on their DRB entry forms as “Doppo-chin”, Doppo saw it last minute, and barely had the time to change it or come up with anything better. Rating: 0 out of 10

Sasara - Tragic Comedy This is a nice little reference to Sasara’s backstory and his inner monologue. It’s cute, if a little ham-fisted. Rating: 7 out of 10

Roshou - Wisdom Ugggggh. This is the most math teacher thing I have ever heard. I can imagine no less than three of my coworkers trying to choose some variation of this name if we were tasked to give ourselves MC names. He lives on teacher Facebook. I just know it. Rating: C- out of 10

Rei - Mastermind I think this is too on-the-nose to be clever, but I do really like the in-universe implications of him very casually calling himself that in public. Just throwing out to the world that he can make Chuuouku do whatever he wants. That’s a power move, and I respect that. Rating: 9 out of 10

Kuukou - Evil Monk Like Gentarou’s, I can tell what they were going for, but they kind of missed the mark in English. Kuukou is sometimes called a “bad monk”, but I think that’s more because he’s bad at being a monk in some respects (like not swearing every five minutes). It’s appropriately stupid for him, though, and I love it. Rating: 10 out of 10

Juushi - 14th Moon Someone really likes the number 14, huh. Rating: 14 out of 100

Hitoya - Heaven & Hell This is literally his name. He stuck an “and” between his surname and his given name and called it a day. Are you kidding me? I know lawyers are too busy to waste a lot of time on shit, but come on. You did not even try. This is so lazy it doesn’t even deserve a rating.

[akihabaradivision]

Keiko's Thoughts on Division Leaders

Ichiro Yamada

Keiko, unsurprisingly, blushes at the picture of the eldest Yamada brother. "I-I-Ichiro-s-s-san is a v-v-very nice person! I-I-I think it's very s-s-sweet and k-k-kind of how he takes care of h-his brothers, and everyone else! I-I-I truly a-a-admire him and..."

The manga artist is unable to say more as her face turns completely red and she rushes off the screen.

Samatoki Aohitsugi

Keiko frowns at the picture of the Yokohama leader, a visible disgust on her face. "When I found out that Lady Nemu was the younger sister of Samatoki, I could scarcely believe it. The two of them, save their facial features, have almost little to nothing in common with each other. Considering that her older brother is a Yakuza thug, I'm not surprised in the least that Nemu-san left him. The next time she goes to apprehend him, I'll be close behind to assist her."

Ramuda Amemura

"A lot of my university friends are major fans of Ramuda... though, I don't know if they love his clothing line, or if they love him, period. Sadly, he's not really my type, though he is kinda cute. But... I don't know, something about him, doesn't sit right with me. I don't know why, but I always feel goosebumps on my skin whenever he's near by. Again, I don't know why."

Jakurai Jinguji

"I truly admire and respect Jakurai-sensei, not only for his work ethic, but also his personality and patience. He is everything I wish to be when I become a doctor. To be honest, he was the sole reason I wish I to change my profession from a mangaka to a nurse. I witnessed his skills in action one day on the street when he had helped a pregnant one deliver a child. It was truly remarkable."

Sasara Nurude

"I like to think I have a pretty good sense of humor. ...In fact, I know that I do. But Sasara-san's humor, I'm afraid, may be a little too... old for me to enjoy. I've heard some of his material before when my friends invited me to one of his shows, and... not to be mean or anything, but... maybe he should find some punchlines or something. Like I said, I'm not trying to be mean or anything! I just don't think his jokes will fly with some of the more... intellectual people in his audiences."

Kuko Harai

"Both of my grandparents are die-hard Buddhists, so they naturally raised me that way, as well. Truthfully, I only went to the temples cause they did, but I never really understood the reason for it. When I was old enough to decide for myself if I wanted to go with them or not, I never did. Not saying I have anything against Buddhism, but i just never understood the point of sitting in a temple all day just meditating.

"Anyway, getting back on topic, I never thought I'd see an actual Buddhist monk rapping. I'm even more surprised that Ichiro-san was in a rap group with him once before!"

[bow-wow-wark-wark]

3rd and last!!

Sasara

9/10

His speakers are sooo cute!! God!!! Like the cat thing is so sweet with the little gold coins. I mean, it's super space taking not gonna lie, but the visuals are super interesting, specifically in the glory or dust video with the gold coins moving around. I'm not sure why a cat but idc it's fun and goes well. (If anyone has any theories I'm willing to hear them out 😉)

Rosho

6/10

I have many thoughts (not really) about roshos speakers, not bc they're bad, dont get me wrong. The black board is sensical, the existence of the clock makes sense with it too, and I like that computer futuristic look; besides the own stage lyrics written in it is a very sweet touch. Also I like how theres a square there that mildly looks like a desk, very nice :000 the thing is the 10:31 on the clock bc its sasaras bday and that's quite odd, lmao. Like, I guess is a sensical nod to your friends but coupling with his mic choice being because of sasara (thanks to the person that explained it) I'd like if rosho had a purely about himself thing, I know that's part of his characther but.... many thoughts.

Rei

3/10

I really dislike Reis speakers, like it's one of the ugliest things I have ever seen. Like it's so much gold, it gets overwhelming; top this off with his mic that's also gold TOO MUCH GOLD MAN!! Barely any contrast at all, maybe if something was also red or white or even green. Also very space taking, blegh. The only saving point is thatI like the feathers flying around.

Kuuko

8.5/10

Kuukos speakers are one of my favorites!! Like the design is super cool, the dragon thing is totes nice, the green isnt the biggest on contrast but it does a nice mesh with kuukos clothes and its just straight up super bad ass!!! (Not team intended) Also I love how it could be based around that one story of the lady and the monk!!! Totes cool.

Jyushi

5/10

😖😖 I dont want to be too hard on jyushi bc he really is one of my favorites, but I ain't a fan of his speakers... then again, like with the mic, it is an amazingly on characther jyushi thing; like I couldn't picture anything else, but idk not the biggest fan. The  colors are a 50/50 in my brain, like the pink makes good contrast, since the grey is so boring but it looks like those cookies with filling in them.

Hitoya

5/10

Equal with jyushi, I dont want to be to harsh, but mild shitting on hitoya hours. I sorta dont like but do like the speakers, at the same time... Like in the picture where its facing front it looks pretty cool, but once you turn it on different directions it starts to look a little ridiculous. Just like with jyutos speakers, I think the cluster of engines (?!?!?! I really dont know shit about motorcycles) looks a lil ugly. The colors are fine tho, not much complains there, the second thing is that I sorta dont like how it rumbles so much; sensical but it looks odd.

[mahou-furbies]

Meguca tournament comments, part 8/11

San

san's hair is so weird i cant help but love it!!

Sasa

GO SASA GO

Sasara

Sasara has horse girl hair

Sayaka

Sayaka is such a tragic but understandable character. I really love her. The scene in which she battles Elsa Maria is probably my favorite scene from the anime. That being said, Mami has my favorite design out of the Quintet.

LOVE HER LOVE HER LOVE HER LOVE HER

SHE’S,,,  A GOOD CHARACTER,,, Like I have a bias for characters dropping into insanity and she does hit that mark really well. And also like, what ends up happening with her wish and how she tried to deny that her wish was made out of selfishness by throwing herself deeper into her own self proclaimed selflessness is SO!!! FUCKED UP!! IT HITS DIFFERENT!! She’s like “I did it to help him. I’m not gonna regret it. Now I’m gonna use my power for justice and I’m not gonna regret it.” AND THEN SHE REGRETS IT BECAUSE TURNS OUT SHE DID WANT THAT PRAISE AND RECOGNITION!!! Sometimes people are like “man she just witched out because she couldn’t be with Kyousuke” but if that was all it was then she would have witched out that day at the school; or at least not have had a soliloquy about balancing hope and despair. But it was actually because of realizing that she wasn’t really a hero of justice to begin with. She went into the wish going “I wish to heal his hand”, but it was after Kyousuke had just went “stop torturing me” and yelled at her for his own problems. You saw how much that affected her right? Inadvertently, her wish to heal his hand is not just to allow him to do what he loves, but if he’s able to do that, then he’ll appreciate her more, and spend more time with her because of what she’s doing for him with the CDs and stuff. So she goes on fighting witches right, she learns of the truth of magical girls’ soul gems, which fucks her up because now she’s risking herself and turned herself into this, and while she’s like “I can’t face Kyousuke like this” it’s also because now she’s like “well what did I make the wish for then” BUT SHE DOESNT THINK IT SHOULD BE THAT RIGHT? It shouldnt be, she’s a hero. So then Kyoko went “live for yourself” and Sayaka went “no I’m only gonna use my magic for others” But then she has second thoughts because of Hitomi’s confession cuz then she starts thinking bad thoughts and heroes arent supposed to do that either right? So then she starts self destructing because she’s a hero- she doesn’t need to take things from others or fight for herself. Heroes are selfless, not concerned about boys or selfish desires or- she wishes Hitomi was dead- or horrible thoughts- they have no place in a hero’s mind, surely. AND THEN IT ALL CRASHES CUZ SHE’S LIKE “yeah what the fuck I’m just hurting everyone, I helped but I also hurt, I tried to be selfless but it was all for selfish reasons, I’m so stupid”. LIKE HOLY FUCK THAT HITS!!! IT HITS!!! AHDKFJD AND I RAMBLED FOREVER IM SO SORRY

I love the weapon, I love the outfit, and you know I already love Sayaka djfnfnHJDK. But also she’s fucking BUFF. I was able to 4 slot her (which is huge for me as a F2P) and I solo her in mirrors and she’s literally doing better than when I actually tried to put an actual mirrors team together, like what the fuck!!!

Sayuki

Sayuki Looks like fruit and I like her

Seika

I love Seika's "Alice in Wonderland" look.

Seika’s design is beautiful!

Seika is my second least favorite mehuca. Her design is great but her personality…..

Sudachi

sudachis weird bat hair is maybe my favorite out of all the pmmm characters!

Hate Sudachi's transformation but she is really cute

Sudachi is so cute!!! Bunnucula magical girl!!

i like sudachis bunny ears