#I love dapg content as much as the next person but

[goldenpheal]

phil saying his hiatus content was mediocre made me so sad. sir stop being so hard on yourself!! you were the best babysitter we’ve ever had!!

[pseudophan]

Sooo the dapg revival was clearly a strategic move by Dan and his new team to win back his old audience in preparation for the next phase of his comedy career. Which probably means it's going to be temporary just like the stereo shows. I'm not surprised but I am disappointed.

i mean... yeah? obviously? but stereo was like, a month, dapg is going a lot longer than a month. i don't think dan's just gonna fuck off forever at his first new project, but of course he's gonna hold onto the audience he's got while building his comedy career like quite frankly he should have been doing that the whole time although i totally get that he was burnt out and couldn't keep it going

i find it strange this common belief that dan (and phil for that matter) can't both enjoy making the content we most want to see And use said content to further other ventures. it's not like dan has to ONLY do dapg or else it means he hates it and is ONLY doing it to be able to easier jump ship to something else. the man can enjoy both, that is both allowed and quite frankly expected.

idk as much as i'd personally love for dnp to make gaming videos until the end of time they obviously are not going to do that. let's just be happy for dan and see what new exciting stuff he creates, and also enjoy dapg for as long as we've got it

[estuarries]

baby’s first liveshow commentary

hello lads i have decided to attempt doing @nihilist-toothpaste​ inspired video commentary/write up/review thingies!!!! welcome to ramble-y fun time

phil’s liveshow on august 10, 2017

his smile in the first minute makes my heart so happy i love him so much

i love the eye-tongue-eye emoji stop being mean to it

he’s a bit late bc he just finished filming a new ap vid!!! it took him longer than he thought it would to finish filming bc he was rambling. this is a #relatable brain thing

“i just said goodbye and now i’m saying hello again!” wrt filing and then doing a liveshow makes me rly happy bc i wouldn’t have thought abt it that way. i love phil’s brain

new vid clues: paper bag(?) and bubble wrap. amazingphil asmr part ii??

dan’s not joining the liveshow bc he has a headache but phil’s gonna hop into dan’s next one

closed eyes and happy gesticulation whilst telling sleepy-morning “unexpected window cleaning man frightened me” story

phil’s fight/flight/freeze response is freeze

“imagine if i had decided to make breakfast naked! ...if i was that kind of person…” its okay m8 we know u like to make nakey bro brunches w danyul

are the emoji pants the only pair of graphic pj pants he has now ??? why are they being featured so prominently lately ???? phil IS an emoji is the only phnnie conspiracy i can support now

in the ap vid phil did SCIENCE and REACTED TO THINGS (chemistry . reaction . hehe :3)

he’s out of tv shows to watch ….he and dan have watched so many series together over the years ..... i am emotional

phil hasnt watched in a heartbeat EITHER !! BLASPHEMOUS BOYES!!!

re: rick and morty. i strongly agree and it makes me so nervous that rick burps all the time i cannot focus on whats happening in the show bc rick gives me so much anxiety

he misses the cherry blossom tree in thehowlter’s front yard and they are hopefully going to put it in when they have money

“you’re all like dan! not everything has to be symmetrical!” thank u for these affirmations that not everything has to be perfect thank u for being chill. a chill phil. 

“i dont mind a little bit of wonkiness!” “i’m at a bit of a wonk!” “is the entire house wonky?” the only real phil branding is ~WOnKy~

phils hands are so beautiful???? i love them?????? @ 8:50ish

him trying to figure out his best side and saying “one? or two?” as options like at the optometrist when ur getting ur eyes checked. 

someone in the chat: “both!” phil’s cheeky grin/”don’t flatter me!!!” response

someone in the chat: “side three!” i snort laughed along w phil this is truly Good Content. dark!phil RISE

phil doesn’t think he really has a bad side and his easy neutrality wrt his physical appearance is dreamy. i love him and i love that he’s comfy w himself like this

phil had an eye infection and this is the first day he’s been without glasses…… why does he glasses-bait us like this …..

it’s really hard for him to concentrate with dilated pupils so that’s why he was being a wee bit wonky in the last liveshow

his eye is no longer infected and is “white and ready to see!”. the tone of his voice, his accent, and the phrasingof that reminded me so much of my british grandma who i havent seen in a few years and now i want to call her i miss her

wicked was “as the kids say...Wicked.” I SNORTED AKLHFAEIHKF

also i cannot believe that he and dan used the same silly phrasewhen talking about their opinions of wicked. is it still #copyrightinfringement if its your bf blatantly enterprising ur intellectual property?

phil was feeling a bit meh going into wicked but now he’s converted and a fan

he loved defying gravity :(

phil: every audience is important! me: crying

phil loves coming-of-age/college/highschool aus … Me Too

phil remix: the top fans to the tune of mad world “all around me are familiar faces...lillyphanstuff, joteleena…”

he’s had “mad world” and also that fuckin. ditty song stuck in his head

“...is one thicc bih - NO!” is the best thing ive ever heard

im so sad that phil hasnt experienced the joys of ditty. apparently he doesn’t have it downloaded and doesn’t really know what it is

14:07 is my new ringtone (he sang the ditty tune in “doot doot doot”s)

“bandicussy” IM DEAD

phil thought it was a good family activity to see dunkirk but it made his parents very emotional bc his maternal grandad was in the war

making your entire family cry is apparently the phil way to entertain

neither he nor dan understood the timelines of dunkirk upon first watch

after filming his ap vid he sanitized using vanilla cupcake hand sanitizer

he watches zoe’s bath and bodyworks candle/lotion hauls??????? ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

apparently b&bw has some ~priiiicey~ candles. phil is the coupon clipping, consumer reports reading dad

he said that livestreaming games on dapg would be “dope”. i am reminded for the millionth time that he is a 30 year old white man. i am moderately uncomfortable.

jk it was someone in the chat who said it he was just reading the comment

“hi to the ‘phan’s moving boxes’ group chat”

facterino according to the nature man on tv: in england nature has decided that it’s autumn already. this is evidenced by blackberries coming out in august. because fall isstartingso early they’re expected to have a harsh winter but its fine bc he is excited for snow!

some climate change discourse

he’s not a big doctor who fan but his fav doctor is david tennant

he’s excited for the “lady doctor” and i’m uh. not a huge fan of that wording

23:02 pre-sneeze noises and hand motions are Delightful

apparently it’s southern england peeps who pronounce scone with a hard o (scOHne) and northerners pronounce it with a soft o (scAWn). phillu doesn’t know which pronunciation he uses

my mom grew up in cornwall (and moved to america when she was a teen. i’m american btw!) and pronounces it the northern way. we’ve had the scohne vs scawn debate!! lots of #britishfamilythings in this liveshow

philly homework motivation song @ 24:52

his first response to ppl being sad about school starting in a week is to calculate how many seconds are in a week so they can re-frame their time left in a way that feels more plentiful. i love this ???

i also really love how he tries to read premium messages from different people every time. idk that’s just really thoughtful and as a fan i really appreciate it

he knows that black makes him look good …. GOodBYe

today is world lion day!

phil is the one who puts the funny/random holidays on the dnp calendars. of course it was but im still so happily surprised  

doinganap’s sicth/sixth discourse

he’s reading people from the chat’s bdays and telling them what funny holidays are on their birthdays! i love how he finds different ways to get ppl in the chat involved every liveshow. i appreciate him so much !like yeah i know its a marketing thing but let me pretend its solely phil’s care for us

he wants to go back to japan

he can’t read or edit and listen to music at the same time! me neither

someone asked what a good pet would be and phil went on a lil tangent about how it’s important to have enough time to take care of the pet you choose!! dont get an exotic pet or a breed of non-exotict pet that requires a lot of time, money, or energy to care for it if you’re not at a point in your life where u can take care of it to the best of your ability! <3

hedgehogs are one of the most common animals in the uk??? what the heck?

he can’t remember whether or not he’s seen a hedgehog irl so he texts mum lester to ask <3 why is this the sweetest thing in the world . like seeing a hedgehog irl would be an experience that his family facilitated or even if he was moved out when it happened it would have been so exciting that he def would have told kath about it. so any way it happened she would know about it. my heart is Warm.

he’s not a huge summer candle burner but as soon as it’s september he’ll be on the pumpkin spice train

mum lester texted back and apparently his grandparents had a family of hedgehogs in their garage and his granddad built them a little hedgehog house to hibernate in :( wow!

phil might play shelter 2 … with dan. No Thank You. let us have some phil-only time plz 

shelter 2 is more of an autumnal game so he might do it later when he can cozy up with some cocoa and herd the badger babies

he feels a coffee buzz after five (5) chocolate-covered coffee beans. r u sure u even drink coffee phil????

rye bread is worse (in phil’s opinion) than regular bread and is ”claggy”. i busted out laughing and texted my mom IMMEDIATELY bca LOOOONG time ago we were at a family christmas party with my dad’s extended family and all of the Adults were playing scrabble. my mom ended up spelling claggy and everyone else was like THATS A MADE UP WORD WHAT THE FUCK!!!! and my mom was like ???? no its not? my dad’s family is from the eastern us and had never heard the word claggy before and i remember my dad giving my mom shit about it for YEARS afterward because she caused such an uproar. idk if it was a regional thing or if americans just don’t say claggy but REGARDLESS. my mom and i had a good laugh over this description of rye bread and we both love phil

he’s nervous abt what dalien is going to look like and become as he grows up. phil’s general reaction to dalien has been one of caution and nervousness and idk ?? someone more thoughtful analyze that please

his advice for making the most of the last bits of summer: do something you haven’t done before! immediately after bestowing upon us this Wise Advice he giggles and becomes self aware of his parental tone. Our Dad Is Becoming Self Aware

he doesnt swear around his parents?????? my mom says fuck all the time :0

2018 calendar and season two pastel plushies are in the works!

he’s singing another song to list the top fans. suggestions include toxic, the ditty tune, and the tetris theme. he goes with the ditty song and starts laughing in the middle of it so makes a seamless musical transition to toxic

if everything recorded properly with his new vid we should see it in the next few days!

he hopes that we have a lovely weekend and that whatever we end up doing brings us a bit of happiness :( i love him thank u phil

tiny little bonus song after he covers up the camera. schrodingers phil.

all in all i love phil’s liveshows and this has been the highlight of my day. thank u for reading!

[updatedphan]

🏃 dan’s younow february 7, 2017 🏃

SWEATY AND SENSUAL DANNY

read on google drive with links

-get comfy -he is not sad -he just went for a jog -wtf -betrayal -tbt his and phil's jogging selfie -was that 1 or 2 years ago -it was 2 years ago -Sweaty and Sensual -wow he made a video -it was from his ~infinite and mysterious~ video idea notepad -after a long and painful labour session (on the floor) he Birthed the video -he's obv not doing this youtube thing right uploading 9 minute videos instead of desperately stretching it over that 10 minute mark -furiously drinks ribena -can't believe someone ran into phil jogging then we found it -they help each other film -Painfully -can't just be a good friend -gotta make them seem like the worst person in the world -they had a wild time filming the door knocking -they initially were trying to film it as fast as possible -but then it took like 10 min because they were crying laughing -louise & marcus' vid with the sexting Ah Yes -got excited for 30 seconds upon receiving the text -he feels like people have a Quality Threshold when it comes to his content -he sees Those People in the comments all the time -city of stars is stuck in his head today -gettin the new zelda game -relaxing colors -deep breaths -and smile -it's been the Phil Birthday Week -they're going out for Another Meal tomorrow -should he kill phil -so much cardboard in the house -use a vpn so the nsa can't track your weird kinks -he slipped and rolled down a hill -thin wet grass is terrible -it's literally like a slip n slide -he started laughing at his initially dramatic slip -then the Real Slip started -for like 10 seconds he was running and slipping then he fully slipped and was airborne for like 5 seconds -he was laughing but it was painful -he had to walk around being cold with a sweater wrapped around him -he sprained his wrist and ankle -then he slipped and sprained the other wrist and ankle the next day -he didn't die today though -arthur is a Wholesome show -got hamilton tickets -the Big H -dw was such a dick -smh -name a villain that's more of a troll than dw -he's Loving steven universe -they're almost at the end of season 1 -he wasn't ready for all the Deep Stuff -he got phil a lava lamp for his birthday -and some crystal coasters -fancy agate rocks -and some gummy sushi -that he ate in one day -and one more thing that may not be appropriate. it was very funny. did phil even want it. does he event wanna share it. he'll wait for phil on that one. -baby dab -don't diagnose people with things if ur not a doctor -dapg vid In A Few Days -so much content -and they're jogging -they're actually robots -he hates when people write his name as Dan Is Not On Fire -he might change his youtube display name to just his name -he never talked about his problems as a child -u Should talk to people -don't suffer in silence -twitch -excited for thor 3 -watch hunt for the wilderpeople -i could not hear what he said about it. 2 loud helicopters made noise in the liveshow. -finally listened to run the jewels 3 -he went to the hygienist today -"Jesus Christ just Sign Me Up FATHER!" -just stab him in the mouth he was bleeding so much it was so good -he should make a video about dentists -Dentists/Pain Kink into the dinof video idea file -whenever phil is away he watches things that would depress him -he's having a crisis on how to name his liveshows on yt -he'll contemplate it -there's two Words Of The Moment: death and wholesome -Cough -hulk rebranding -look forward to a dil video -thanks for watching -goodbye