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Skizz & Scar 'Play Cats' | Phasmophobia 9.25.23

Clips edited from Skizzleman's VOD. Transcript under cut:

Impulse (Over radio): Where are you?

Scar: Oh, are we doing cat mode?

Skizz: Yeah!

Grian (answering Impulse in a tiny smug voice on radio): Behind you.

Skizz: Hopefully they need some a this.

Scar: Meow, meow, meow-

Skizz: [Laughs] Riaoww. I speak cat, dude.

Scar: Meow, wow, wowie-wow.

Grian (over radio): What are you doing?

[Both Skizz and Scar continue to meow, increasingly obnoxiously.]

Grian (over radio): What are they doing? Guys, why are you meowing?

Scar: Meowie wow meow?

Skizz: [Laughs] We went into cat mode.

Grian (over radio): You wanna come in here?

Skizz: We went into cat mode. We did cat mode. You want us in there-? Upp, it's throwing stuff. Hup, something's happening! Ahh, it's hunting! Guys gotta stay safe, m'kayyy?

Grian (plaintively saying his final word over radio): Meow?

[Grian and Impulse are silent after this.]

Skizz: Are they dead?

Scar: Was that just an event?

Skizz: I dunno what's going on. I think it may have been an event. Alright, what'd ya learn?

[Silence. Scar and Skizz both start to laugh as they realize the others are dead.]

Skizz: Is the door locked?

Scar: Yeah- yeah, yeah.

Skizz: Oh, it's still hunting. It's still hunting, alright.

Scar: You try! Make sure I'm not being dumb.

Skizz: Hold on, let me wipe off my hands. Wait, check under the mat. No key. Huah! There we go.

[Faint sounds of player strangling can be heard in the background of the door opening.]

Skizz: Who's dead? Sound off.

Scar: Meow meow boys?

Skizz: Hey guys! [He catches sight of their corpses] Oh noo- oh, what!

Scar: Aw, geez! Oh, what happened?

Skizz: You guys are dead, I'm getting outta here, awwww. Gonna get on the truck, gonna getcha- information that way.

Skizz: By the way, guys, Scar made that mess not me. [Under his breath] Lemme go in here.

Scar: Uh, actually, we were both doing it? We were playing cats, meow?

Skizz: [Laughs]