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Same song btw
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January 1, 2024: The Great Train Robbery (1903)
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So. It's been a while. Life has been busy for the last couple of years, lemme tell you. I love this blog and I love movies, but writing can be...time-consuming for me. Anyway, I figure, why not start this whole thing over again, huh? Well, mostly. Am I gonna get to 365 movies this year? Frankly, that's unlikely, for a number of reasons. BUT! I can at least start small. And, since doing action films in January is a bit of a blast from the past...why not go all the way back this time? Plus, hey - it's a good way for me to get back into the swing of things.
Film history time!
Without going too far into it, the modern film industry began in the 1890s. The first moving pictures were mostly short documentaries, showing live as captured through multiple successive images. L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat is often called the first film publicly shown, but that's a misconception. What is true, however, is that the film was made by two luminaries in film history: the Lumiere brothers. Their invention, the cinématographe, was essentially an early film camera, and the brothers used it to document real life.
However, for every good 19th century inventor, there's got to be a rival. And honestly, when you're talking about the 1890s, there's only one real rival to speak of for a given inventor: the Wizard of Menlo Park.
Edison, of course, is legendarily one of the biggest assholes in American history. However, to his credit, the man was genuinely brilliant. Coming up with or perfecting various contraptions and inventions, Edison was a dynamo. In 1889, he had the idea for a device that could capture and display visuals to accompany sounds from the phonograph (which he'd, of course, invented). He had a member of his think tank, William Kennedy Dickson, develop the device, and they created their own early video camera of sorts. With the combination of these two teams, amongst others here and there, the first films began distribution around 1893.
However, again, these were mostly capturing real-life footage. The first narrative films began around 1896, likely with La Fée aux Choux in that year. A minute-long film, this is arguably the first non-documentary to be produced, and would be the first of a new industry. And, fun fact, the first film to be directed by a woman, Alice Guy! After this, the Edison Manufacturing Company released the first commercially available film, The Kiss, and made buckets of cash. The film industry is born.
But to really hit the head on narrative film, you have to go back to France. There, illusionist Marie-Georges-Jean Méliès expanded the genre with creative sets and productions that took film into the realm of the fantastic. Inventing a number of basic tricks like dissolves and multiple exposures, Georges is the true pioneer of early film. His 1902 film, Le Voyage Dans La Lune (you know, the one where they land a ship in the Moon's eye) is considered a classic to this day, amongst other Méliès staples like Cendrillon and Le Manoir du Diable.
However, Georges isn't alone. The UK has a slew of filmakers entering the scene with their own efforts, while in the US, Edison's company is continuing their work as well. Most prominently for this story, perhaps, is the work of one of Edison's early cameramen, and therefore one of his first directors, Edwin S. Porter. Porter started with Edison in 1901, and was one of the first real film scholars. Taking from the other prominent directors of the day, he injected craft into the films he worked on for the company. At this point, one of the big things in American cinema was the brand new Western genre.
This is the point to clear up a bit of a misconception about Western films: The Great Train Robbery was in no way the first one. OK, so, the Western has its origins in Wild West shows, like Buffalo Bill's Wild West, which would travel around the world to show off the adventure and action of the American West. In fact, that GIF up above is Annie Oakley, who was filmed by Edison's Kinetoscope as an early film doing her sharpshooting act, which was a part of the show! Anyway, these exhibitions also traveled to the UK, where they made a massive impact. America was the land of the Wild West, and it arguably wouldn't shake that image until around World War II.
Because of this, the first Western films were actually filmed in England, not the United States! The first was Kidnapping by Indians in 1899, followed by A Daring Daylight Burglary in 1903. That film in particular inspired Potter, alongside an 1896 play called The Great Train Robbery, to make...well, you read the title of the review. That film is sometimes called the first Western film by mistake, but is usually forgotten in favor of Porter's film. In any case, though, the Western genre was born in the silent film era.
From that point, of course, history is made. Stars like Tom Mix, John Wayne, and Jay Silverheels make their way into the public zeitgeist. Characters like Bronco Billy, or the Lone Ranger and Tonto become household names. Classic films like Stagecoach and more bring the genre to new heights, while even comedians like Laurel and Hardy (above) get into the game with Way Out West. Even actual Western figures like Wyatt Earp became a part of the industry briefly, consulting on how things were in those wild days. It was a new dawn for film, and a unique era.
Of course, I've talked about Westerns before. Didn't get to cover much that month, but I covered a few films like Stagecoach. I even got some facts wrong in that recap about the first Western! Go figure. Anyway, that's a brief history of the Western film genre up to this point. But why cover this now? Well, this is also, for all intents and purposes, one of the first action films in cinema history. Ironically, the idea of action on screen would kick off an entirely different genre. Rather than spinning off into the Western, which became its own thing, the first iteration of the action genre was the adventure film, and guns were supplanted by another weapon.
...I really wanna talk about this film on this blog, because I adore it so much. Anyway, the swashbuckler was the next real action film genre to emerge, but that's a question for the next review, I think. In the meantime, let's get to The Great Train Robbery! This post is a little bit of a return to form for me, writing a recap and review with my 5 categories of criticism. This format might not be maintained with every film I talk about this year (however many that'll be), but I'll play it by ear depending on the film! And, so, without further ado...
SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
Recap
This recap is gonna be kinda weird, since as far as I can tell...there are no dialogue cards in this movie. A lot of what I'm writing here is a combination of inference and observation, as well as coordinating it with other synopses online after I'm done writing. So, yeah, this is an interesting one. Completely silent, as well.
A pair of bandits enter the room of a telegraph office, holding the clerk at gunpoint, and ordering him to write a missive of some kind before tying him up. The entire team of four bandits wait outside of the water tower used to refuel this old steam train, then sneak aboard. They immediately enter a firefight with a mail clerk on the train (who's apparently packing, damn), and kill him, then use a stick of dynamite to open a box that I assume contains valuables.
Two of the bandits climb to the top of the train, where one has a fist-fight with the fireman and...throws him off the train, damn! It's a dramatic throw, too. Anyway, once this happens, the train stops, and the bandits hold the passengers hostage aboard the train as the engine car is disconnected. The passengers are held up for their belongings, and...Jesus, guys, there are a LOT more of you than there are of the gunmen! Somebody just jump one of 'em!
Well, as if to answer my question, one of the passengers tries to run away, and gets shot in the back for his trouble. So, yeah, OK, I see the risk, but...I dunno, they only have so many bullets, I think you guys could take 'em. Anyway, the bandits escape, and the passengers immediately tend to the one who was shot. The bandits board the engine car and take off with their loot.
The party escapes into the woods a-ways down the train tracks, and meets up with their waiting horses. Meanwhile, the operator back at the station manages to get up and send out a message. His young daughter walks in and VERY smartly cuts her dad loose, making her the official hero of the film. She wakes him up, and we cut back to a dance party attended by some local lawmen. We get that Western trope where the lawmen shoot at a guy's feet to get him to dance, leading me to wonder if this is where that trope comes from?
The operator bursts in and tells the group of the trouble. They ride out to confront the bandits on horseback, but one of them gets shot in the process. Eventually, this leads to an all-out brawl in the woods, where the bandits are cut down as they count their loot. Good guys win, and the entire film ends with this classic shot of one of the bandits.
Review
So! Can I even review this one the way I would normally? I mean, probably; short films and silent films are still both films, after all, so it's not like it doesn't qualify. But there are some things obviously missing, or that need to be taken into context here. So, to go through it via bullet point method:
Cast and Acting - 7/10: Well, the actors are mostly forgotten, sorry to say; and while we know their names, none of them were actually credited in the film. The main character is arguably the bandit leader, as played by Justus Barnes, and possibly Gilbert Anderson as a few characters (including the dancer in the dance hall and the shot passenger), and Robert Milasch as the tied-up clerk (I think). Plus, it has arguably the first child actor in the form of Marie Snow, but that may need to be fact-checked. Still, they were all fine, especially for the time. Acting for no audience was sort of a new thing, after all. Hard to judge, this one.
Plot and Writing - 8/10: Hey, there is a plot, even if there's not really writing beyond a screenplay. Our writers here are director Edwin S. Porter and Scott Marble, who wrote the play this was based on. And for what it's worth, it's a simple plot. Men rob train, men get stopped. That's it. Not exactly Primer, this one.
Directing and Cinematography - 8/10: For what it's worth, I think Edwin S. Porter did a decent job in this outing. Again, this is a new doctrine entirely, so it's not like we're gonna find much creativity in either category here. Hell, according to some angles, Porter technically invented the concept of direction, but that's a very nuanced take on his role. At this point, directing just meant pointing the camera. Cinematographer (and yes, there was one) J. Blair Smith also did fine, as far as I'm concerned. Plus, hey...that last shot is iconic.
Production and Set Design - 9/10: Honestly, felt like I was watching a train robbery. So, it may feel a little Party City in terms of the bandit and lawmen costumes, but it also was authentic, so...yeah, high marks for this one.
Editing - 9/10: Normally, of course, I'd put music in this category, but...well, there's no music. So, it falls to editor...uh...oh. Shit. Wait, there's no actual editor for this one? I guess the closest I can get is Edwin S. Porter, who really carried this film. And there is editing, there has to be. After all, it managed to tell a story with literally no dialogue. No cards, no mouthed word, no music, nothin'. And yeah, I really wish that first or last one was in here at least, but the film still works without it.
So, yeah, in the end, that's an 84% for me! Which is probably causing some elderly film critic's tenderly cared-for stress-rage aneurysm to finally pop, but hey - it's how I feel. Great piece of history, completely free, and required cinephile viewing! Just go to Wikipedia or the Library of Congress.
OK, with that short-fill warm-up finally done, let's proceed through action film history! Good to be back!
Next: Captain Blood (1935); dir. Michael Curtiz
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Tag Game: Your Favorites
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Tagged by the admirable @maccreadysbaby and I am here to harass @codenamehazard and @conduiitz. Tag the others lol I know you won’t fail me
Show your favorite: MOVIE / HOBBY / ANIMAL CHARACTER / COLOUR / PLACE SEASON / SONG / FOOD
(As many as you want too it's up to you)
Animal: shoebill stork Color: that lol Movie: October Sky Place: my hometown! (Vail, CO) Song: Iris but it’s a cover Character: Starkiller/Galen Marek
⚠️ CHALLENGE MODE: make one for your OC(s) ⚠️
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Animal: thorny devil lizard Color: that lol Movie: The Outsiders (he loves older movies) Place: A baseball stadium (and unfortunately he's a Mariners fan) Food: Tilapia and coconut rice Hobby: Exercising (as a pass time, beyond me)
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Animal: sea otters Color: that lol Movie: John Wick (secret action movie aficionado) Place: the ocean oh wow no one could have seen that coming Food: Cinnamon rolls Hobby: Art
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Well barely funcyining- I'm coughing my lungs out, but still!!!! Here's chapter 3 byeeee
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I CAN REST NOW GUILLERMO'S GLASSES LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES
thinking about the press release and don't mind me I'm just manifesting ✨ vampire guillermo but he still has shitty vision or at least his glasses ✨
I mean we know vampires can still have shitty vision but I swear if slayer blood makes him suddenly have great vision I'mma be low key upset
idk if it's the fact that I wear glasses or I just really love his glasses or something but something about him magically getting his vision improved just... idk it upsets me
sure I can theorize why it would improve his vision
he has a desire to be seen and he's always been on high alert so having insanely good vision as a vampire would make sense
plus he's a slayer keeping an eye out is just a thing slayers do
but like it won't change the fact that I would be piiiiiiiissed
in my opinion his glasses are ICONIC
guillermo isn't guillermo without his glasses (or without his curls that I can overanalyze to hell and back)
so the idea of him not needing them anymore bothers me
I'm also allergic to change to things I like that I'm not mentally prepared for 5 to 10 business days in advance
IF they DO improve his vision for whatever reason AT LEAST LET HIM KEEP WEARING FAKE GLASSES OR SOMETHING 😭😭😭
I think I've seen a leak where he isn't wearing his glasses? idk praying for memo's glasses 🙏
#DHIWOQ1EDJVKBFEHIPWDFLBEOPSBWEQN 1BM#JBJ I'M SOOOO FUCKING RELIEVED Y'ALL HAVE NO IDEA#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#wwdits season 5#wwdits season 5 spoilers#guillermo de la cruz#word garbage™
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— *comes back from the grave* hiii! <3
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I’M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
The Penumbra Podcast puts on a DAMN good show
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Yeah sex is great but have you ever checked the tag of your fave rair pair and found a new fic
#ajsjsjsjsj!!!!#FINALLY!!!! AFTER WEEKS OF CHECKING ALMOST EVERY DAY!!!!!!!#I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE#jess.txt
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oh no
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im getting
soranort vibes back again
THE YEAR JUST STARTED
AND SORANORT IS COMING BACK FROM THE ASHES, CACKLING AND WIGGLING HIS FINGEYS AT ME.
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I fucking hunted you down! ~ Jack
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The mood of the day is crying over Susie Putnam.
#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#BEAUTIFUL SWEET NONBINARY#or trans it's unclear yet#i think#CHILD#I LOVE THEM#THEY GIVE ME LIFE AND A REASON TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE#SABRINA#Susie Putnam
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