#I know you have an aesthetic but r e a l l y?

[ward-against-blight]

I’m just saying, Sylvia must have REALLY loved Malistaire to let him convince her to live in the dark cave.

[mrsarnasdelicious]

King!Sihtric NSFW Alphabet

A = After (what they’re like after sex)

He'll clean you up with a wet washcloth while he praises you, you have taken him so well. You did so well for him. He leans down to kiss all the mark's he's left you and then lets you cuddle up to him, talking gently and soothingly to you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's always had a thing about his own hands and shoulders, saying those are the parts of him that do the most labour.

In you he loves your breasts, belly and hips most, telling you often and loudly you look like a goddess.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He always has to cream pie you. He doesn't even let you suck him off to completion. He cums quite a lot too and it's super fertile.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a slight fascination with your breastmilk. He wants to nuzzle up to your full breast and just suckle a little before humping you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very experienced. He is not only the King of Northumbria, but also King of sex!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

You riding him into the sunset, baby!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He can be a bit silly, but usually he has his full focus on giving you pleasure and pups.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has NO body hair growth, like zilch.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He loves love. He wants all your affection. No matter how rough he can get while humping you, he needs your love, so bad. He adores it when you are tender to him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Nah, he'll just hump you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Edging, overstim, powerplay, prey/predator play, faux courting and femdom.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The Bed, the woods or his throne.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you dance, seeing you walk, smelling you, your hips. your thighs, everything about you!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

CNC and bodily waste.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Doesn't care much about getting his cock sucked, but can spend half a day with his head between your thighs!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He is usually on the more rough side, but will always take the pace you prefer.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He ain't very fond of it, but he'll take what he can get, he's a busy man.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Sihtric doesn't mind getting a bit risky and experimental, but he always makes sure to do things your speed and to always discuss things with you before you do stuff with a bit more risk.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has got a good stamina, lasting quite a bit and going for up to three rounds without refractory period.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Were there toys in the 9th century in the UK???

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is quite the tease. He loves it when you squirm and beg for what you want when he dangles it just out of reach.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He has the full scale of noises, from boar grunts to puppy whimpers. And he is loud! Not to mention how prolific he is at dirty talking.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Experiences Blood Frenzie. Which means he gets wickeldy horny during a fight and the moment he ghets home from battle, he has to hump you, with more urgence than ever before.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Hung and actually quite aesthetically pleasing.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high, he can go multiple times a day.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You usually sleep before him. He usually has a lot on his mind that keeps him up after he's humped you.

[sagstelliums]

( top to bottom) what makes you mysterious?

Pile 1

I see that what makes you mysterious is your knowledge and the different things you know, what makes you mysterious is your confidence and your voice. I see the way you talk or the things you talk about makes you mysterious, your beliefs or the things you post makes you mysterious. I see that your honesty and the way youre unapologetically you makes you mysterious, I see your humor and your friends/the amount of friends you have makes you mysterious. The way you always find the positive in a negative situation or the way you transmute energy makes you mysterious, the way you cut off people and protect your energy makes you mysterious. Signs- cancer/sagittarius. Initials- B, A, R, E

Pile 2

I see what makes you mysterious is the way you like to be alone or you’re comfortable with being independent, what makes you mysterious is your self reliance and your drive/motivation. What makes you mysterious is how much you enjoy alone time, what makes you mysterious is your spirituality and people can tell you have an old soul. The way you’re divinely protected and guided makes you mysterious, the way people always get karma for messing with you makes you mysterious. Signs- Aries, Pisces, Taurus. Initials- X, E, Y, L, J, C

Pile 3

I see that the people you hang around or your friends makes you mysterious, I see that what you post or the amount you post on social media makes you mysterious. Your abundance and the way you make money makes you mysterious, I see that your style or aesthetic makes you mysterious. People always think you’re younger than what you are and you have great skin, your laugh or humor makes you mysterious. The way you manifest or your spiritual gifts makes you mysterious, the way you always change or have new beginnings makes you mysterious. Your feminine energy makes you mysterious. Signs- cancer/gemini, initial- S, H, O, E

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[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

You know it's only fair for some Dadmus hcs too

This man is a champion with diapers and baby puke. He doesn't even get upset if the kid pees on him in the middle of a diaper change. That's right lil biscuit, practice your aim!!

He will go along with any wild games the kids can cook up, and he's the best villain ever

This man has his kids favorite things memorized from shows and books and toys to songs to food. That's why he's the one who goes grocery shopping

He will absolutely cover the fridge in the kid's pictures no matter how gory and he has an album of them all too coo over

He is so invested when his kids want to show off their creations and he is so supportive

Remus is surprisingly good at keeping the kids calm in public and entertained when they have to wait somewhere boring

When Virgil tells him he's expecting, Remus laughs because he thinks it's a prank—Virgil is a man, a strong, beefy—oh wait he's trans. The back pedaling is glorious

And then the hype kicks in so hard. He's thrilled!! And of course he treats his husband like a king

This dork is so set on being a good dad he offers to shave his chest and take some meds so he can help feed the kid and give Virgil a break. Virgil declines

But damn if he doesn't get mushy because Remus is so sweet, strange but sweet

Remus is the master of bath time. Hands down. He makes it fun while he gets them clean

Despite having the messy aesthetic, he actively cleans up after the kids

He has everything childproofed. No injuries can be blamed on furniture.

He is the best living canvas for finger paints and make up. He always flaunts his makeover especially to Virgil

"Look Scare Bear! I'm a pretty princess!" *kid being excited* and Virgil just gives him a smooch. Because he is a pretty princess

If Virgil suggests having another, Remus is so for it!! Especially if it takes a few tries

Fuck Y E S to A L L of this I fucking L O V E Dadmus!!! God Ree being that dorky Dad who does everything with his kids and just supports whatever they do or are into and hypes them up on their creations is so mmmm good shit!!! I'm cackling at the thought of when Vee tells Ree he's preggers and Ree's realization to it not being a prank and remembering goes from "Oooooh :}o" to instantly "O H!!! :}D" He's such an excited Dork XD I seriously fucking L O V E Ree pampering his Emo and treating him like a King during it all it's what he D E S E R V E S and they're only gonna be even greater parents to their possibly even more children <3

[kidstemplatte]

terzo w/ a goth daughter hcs

i don’t know where i got this idea from but i’m obsessed with it. in this fic, the reader is referred to as the other parent. without further ado, this is terzo with a goth teenage daughter. (her name is violetta, she’s mentioned in a previous fic i posted) i hope you enjoy!!🦇🖤

-of course this girl ended up goth. it would be concerning if she didn’t. she was raised in a satanic church. her dad is the lead singer of a devil-worshipping rock band and paints himself like the skull emoji every day for a living.

-violetta was raised on classic rock. of course, she grew up hearing other things, but the importance of rock was preached at her by her papa.

-she’s got super cool taste even without him though.

-sometimes violetta ends up shocking HIM with stuff she listens to.

-she ends up discovering more intense, heavy stuff he didn’t play for her as a kid but still enjoyed privately.

“how- how did you find this band?”

“i’m cooler than you think i am, dad.”

“that’s my girl.”

-i feel like terzo doesn’t like electronic music, but violetta does. stuff like crystal castles. (great music, check it out!)

-so if she gets in the car and starts playing something he doesn’t like, he playfully bullies her for it.

“ay, what is this computer crap?”

“oh, i’m sorry, do you want me to play some of your old man music?” she says with a wicked smirk.

-if they ever get in fights, (which they do, they’re both stubborn as mules, though terzo will swear she got it from you…) violetta goes to her room and will BLAST music. like, BLAST. if she’s really mad, she’ll play something he doesn’t like.

-and if she’s R E A L L Y mad…

-she’ll play worship music. as in jesus worship music.

-you have to run to her room and tell her to stop before her father leaves her as an offering for satan.

-violetta does the coolest tradgoth makeup.

-the first time she wore it outside her room, terzo had many mixed emotions. two voices in his head:

“that’s my daughter!! la mia stellina! she doesn’t need makeup to be beautiful! her precious face is gone!”

and:

“hell yeah, that’s my daughter!”

-lets her practice makeup on him

-sometimes she’ll do his face paint and it’ll look fucking AWESOME, he wears it with pride

-very encouraging of her talents and passions.

-i can totally imagine her being into all kinds of art. music, drawing, painting, photography, design, makeup of course, writing, everything.

-she has a very distinct dark aesthetic she goes for when she makes art

-terzo is so blown away by her creativity. always wants to see what she’s working on, even when she says, “go away, dad!”

“what are you drawing?”

“what’s that song?”

“is that a poem? can i read it?”

-her fashion is totally awesome and terzo will always buy her random goth jewelry or accessories he finds that remind him of her. she is very spoiled.

-if violetta ends up going to goth clubs or events, sneaking out of the house, terzo totally catches on. he was similar as well.

-she’ll carefully close the door on her way in, letting out a small sigh of relief, thinking she made it back safe.

-until she turns around and sees her father nonchalantly sitting in a chair, wine glass in one hand, book in the other.

-“how was the party, violetta?”

-she’s silent.

-“and the one yesterday? and the one last weekend? and the one the weekend before that? there was even one on a tuesday. who goes to the club on a tuesday?”

-this man has TOTALLY been to a club on a tuesday. but he would never say that to his daughter

-no amount of face paint could cover the look on her face in that moment.

-boy, she was in for a stern lecture and a rough night.

[garlichoisan]

𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐡 [masterlist]

Crush Rush: A feeling of happiness that occurs when a person thinks of, looks at, or interacts in any way with the person they like. Usually impairs one's judgements, resulting in saying or doing stupid things.

𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 | 【1】 | 【2】 | 【3】 | 【4】 | 【5】 | 【6】 | 【7】 | 【8 -> pt.1 | pt.2】 | 【9】

╔═══════════ SUMMARY ═══════════╗

San was often told that he was everything a girl wanted to date: handsome, funny and smart. That was until they got to know him better. Then he was told he was too much, too overwhelming, had too many emotions and was too chaotic. Thus his experience with dating was not as good as one would have thought. The problem: he has the biggest crush on a girl he met whilst studying abroad. But every time he messages his crush, he seems to mess things up further and further. With the help of his hyperactive friends he tries to win Ara's heart but before that, he has to convince her he doesn't actually hate her.

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D I S C L A I M E R S :

💜 1) Crush Rush used to be a social media au for another group but I’ve decided to rebrand it using ATEEZ. The overall story and characters are the same, I just assigned a member to every character and changed some small details. This new version is also gonna be (hopefully) an improvement of the previous one, since it’s gonna be more detailed; besides, I believe my writing is slightly better compared to when I first started the story in September 2020.

💖 2)❗️This story is x READER. It’s f!reader and I gave her a name because I dislike using Y/N but I’ve abstained from giving detailed descriptions of her to improve the reading experience for the people who like x reader stories. My main character is a Korean-American so she has two names: the American one is Aria and the Korean one is Ara.

💙 3) There are quite a few ships in this story so if this is not your cup of tea, feel free to skip. However, note that I DON’T BELIEVE any of those people are dating in real life and I’m not pushing any agenda. I’m just using ships because of the characters, it’s for the aesthetic of the story. Some of the ships you may encounter are Seonghwa & Hongjoong and some weirder ones like Le Sserafim’s Chaewon & Mingi, as well as past Chaewon & Wooyoung. Again, I’m not shipping the actual people who have probably never even interacted properly. Future WooSan is possible too.

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[borisbubbles]

Eurovision 2024: #18

18. SAN MARINO Megara - "11:11" 33rd place

Decade Ranking: 66/153 [Above Aiko, below Hooverphonic]

Soy "Otra Gente".

Yes, ~Megara & Aiko~ back-to-back as a tribute to the blossoming new relationship. (how cute that these are the two LAST EVER entrants for both of those countries ♥). Star-crossed pansexuals forever tethered side-by-side in this ranked afterlife. THIS is how you do serendipitous running orders, Christer, fucking take notes. (Another fragment of my neurodivergent soul destoyed when he decided to put Megara 10th in the r/o and make 11:11 the 12th overall song to be performed that night).

But Aiko and Megara also represent the duality of modern day NQs. While Aiko delivered a good vocal, glammed-up to a 7.5/10 and still died (lol though luck fighting those bookmakers, girl), Kenzie delivered an ABSOLUTELY ROTTEN VOCAL, downgraded to a 7.5/10 and logically died because it's San Fucking Marino. 😍

Like, idk how to break it to you, but for once, San Marino actually earned the Ironic Standom label. Let's start with the fact that they're repped by my fave act from last year's Benifest with a song about how unfairly robbed "Arcadia" was. ♥

M E

P E L A

M E P E L A

Y si tú no me quieres otra gente me quierian

This year's line-up was so up my alley even the fanfiction was fucking me-coded.

And a fanfic it fucking was because in order to rep Scam Marino, Megara had to beat the following at Una Voce:

Jalisse, Italy's 97's reps (and erstwhile BubbleFaves) who TVSM found in a dusty retirement home somewhere in Italy, recruited as a Big Name, and who reportedly stormed out of the venue as soon as they were eliminated by the jury. (😍)

David Bowie's former flame Dana Gillespie, who sang an AI-written composition about climate change called "The last polar bear" (sample lyrics:" I'm just a polar bear trying to survive :old:" // "Is there someone out there who has mercy on a polar bear?" :old:) (and they HAD to admit this in the final because Una Voce's main sponsor was the company that wrote the AI script which composed the song lmfaooo ♥)

Nusa Derenda's son, who was part of a three-himbot boyband and was absolutely HORRIBLE (the other two did ALL of the lifting ♥), only for them to be completely omited from the first recap of the night (WILL THE BULLYING OF SLOVENIA EVER END?!)

Loredana Bertè, Mia Martini's estranged blue-haired sister who crossed over from San Remo for the sole purpose of terrorizing her ex-husband Björn Borg, and performed in her usual style: dressed as a schoolgirl (she's over 70 btw), hands in her pockets, fully disassociated, sounding like she was halfway through her fourth bottle of Disaronno.

How is ANY of this a waking reality?! Megara beating Loredana last-minute was the icing on the cake because while the notion of Pazza is funny enough (it rhymes "artifice" with "toothpaste" <3), Megara at least had... a concept? an Idea? A song?

And then we got to the contest itself. The preview comes in and has THE EXACT SAME IMPACT ON ME as Bambie's did in the first semi - STOP ALL THE PRESSES, I WANT TO SEE THIS IN FULL IDGAF ABOUT ANY OF THE OTHERS OR MY PERSONAL HEALTH AND RESPONSIBLIITIES!!!! you know, the usual hinged eurofan stuff.

When we finally got to the full live omg ♥ A fantastic act completely PULVERIZED into death by Kenzie's inability to perform ♥ From actually WALKING OFF THE SCREEN

to having her own small Emily Roberts moment in the second chorus

Shittastic. it worked because, thankfully, the song WAS fodder to begin with (no losses there) and the staging -conceptually at least- was visionary. This is probably the best San Marino have ever staged.

The delectable Dias De Muertos flamengo break ♥

the haphazard trigger happy hazbin hotel fuschia fiesta freakshow aesthetics ♥

the silly overlays that actually WORKED BETTER THAN LUX'S ♥

THE DEMON RABBIT INTO DEMON CORPSES DANCERS ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

This (metaphorical) shit was masterfully staged and Kenzy still served LOOKS AND ENERGY despite failing at everything else.

If you're going to be hopeless, then be hilariously bad at giving hope, is what I say.

11:11 was pure chaos on a black-and-pink demon barber pole, which for experimental art rock serving as a middle finger to Spain's lack of taste, is a pretty good medium of expression. The way Megara were guaranteed double digit points because the Mericones (this year's honorary name for Cigarillos/Spanish Fags btw..x) were casting votes in this semi (♥) allowed them to give zero fucks. ♥

Of course, if Megara (and specifically Kenzie) had been in any way competent, then 11:11 could have qualified with that act, and that would have been ICONIC. But they weren't and we missed out on another SF2 epic turnaround, which is probably why I'm not ranking them amongst the very good entries this year. (also, if I did I'd be compelled to rank 'em 11th and LOL @ bumping Aiko up to 12th place). I'm accepting of 11:11's shortcomings, but also acknowledge that it has them. The quality standards were surprisingly high this year, and I enjoy the remaining entries sufficiently that I don't need to cling to Megara as hard as I normally would. Fun filler it is, and that's the perfect endpoint for San Marino's journey.

THE RANKING

[vryfmi]

POSTER ANALYSIS BECAUSE MY BRAIN REFUSES TO BELIEVE LOCKWOOD&CO IS ACTUALLY BECOMING A REAL TV SHOW

beware: a long post

- SKULL IS HERE SKULL IS HERE SKULL IS HERE honestly, after "the Golden Blade" character that really threw me off it's good to see this iconic bastard appear on screen. low key sad it's not pulling any faces (yet)

- “Hunt or be Haunted”. this one really took me by surprise. the change of tagline suggests that our smallest agency in London and their business is no longer the only focus of the story. it gives more of a feel of survival story rather then underdogs type of story tho. we'll see where it goes

- the logo is growing on me, it still looks too polished to me, compared to any of book logos which were, well, logos, and here it's just font. but it goes nicely with brutalism aesthetic, sPEAKING OF WHICH-

- yall see this? they are actually going with brutalism for their world?? not a sugar-coated London with beautiful scenery of old european city?? thank you l&co crew i love you for doing your hw.

<...> For a while any object even dimly supposed to have some kind of psychic residue was treated with terror and disgust. Items of old furniture were burned, and random antiques smashed or thrown into the Thames. A priceless painting in the National Portrait Gallery was hurled to the floor and trampled on by a vicar, ‘because it looked at me in a funny way’. Anything with a strong connection to the past was considered suspect, and a cult of modern objects grew up, which remains with us even now. <...>

there's nothing good in what past holds in their world. people are paranoid because no one knows where new outbreak will happen. of course there are blocks of concrete for flats, of course it's cold, of course it's surreal to see London like this. it's alternative London.

- i love these ghost lamps, they are my new fixation. they are so big and so out of place. obsessed even. ufo looking. my love. ghost lamp my beloved

- rapiers, you love to see those

everyone has a unique hilt. im so normal

- last but not least: composition. i think it ties nicely back to tagline change since, yes, it would be nice to see idk Portland Row being shown. but no, characters are in the middle of empty street, looking at something that we can't see. they are agents after all - seeing things outside regular person's comprehension is their thing. they are distressed but got their rapiers at ready. sky is getting dark, ghost lamp (my beloved) is on, quiet city is cowardly seen underneath. f i t t i e s i s b e h i n d e v e r y t h i n g

NOW ON TO THE CHARACTERS

they are all so awkward looking, my divvies

- SKULL my man got a nice looking prison, i like the handle, it's handy. now i see why Lucy will struggle while breaking this jar with poop statue. now waiting for his cast announcement :/

- Lucy got the biggest wardrobe update, kinda digging it. definitely more practical, but it's sad to see heavy boots go. but now everyone is much quicker on their feet, especially after seeing how fast these ghosts are. ARE THOSE FLARES ON HER BELT

- not to be that person, but Cameron was born for this role. really aching to seeing more of his acting and his way of bringing Lockwood on the big screen. also thank lord he's wearing trainers. he already has a safety hazard coat, if there was one more formal piece of clothing he’d died on spot- wait he still has a tie- credit goes to @lucyjcarlyle for pointing out Lockwood's ring, can't wait to find out it is a family relic and die inside

- George by Ali actually feels like George, right? baggy clothes, bag that weights him, something about his posture - all those things add to recognition of character despite differentiating from books’ description. it’s sad we didn’t get to see him in teaser

- and they all look relatively young! like this thumbnail really captures it

also, im not the only one who sees the iconic @doodlingraka's colour palette everywhere, right? because i dig it and i want more

in conclusion: it doesn’t look perfect, lets be honest here, but Cornish’s interview puts it all together in a perspective. this show is a love letter to horror movies of last century. they were clumsy, too, but they knew how to scare its viewer in a smart way. and that’s what books did, now it’s time to pay a tribute. at least i want to believe so

[tenebrius-excellium]

[Incoherent screaming about Avatar 2 in no particular order]

W I T H  S P O I L E R S ;  O B V I O U S L Y

Neytiri’s song!!!! I connected with her so much in that moment!! What a perfect way to recapture the first movie’s events!! Also her sentiment... her love for her people... her grief. She suffers so much.

That moment where Lo’ak swims into Payakan’s gaping mouth. Whoa.

The use of the color yellow in connection with Kiri. She’s like a warm hug. I love that so much about her and about that artistic choice

Tsireya be like Metkayina’s next top model

too. repetitive! they literally used shots from the first movie...!!!

the Ikran riding was nothing short of SPECTACULAR. I could have watched that endlessly.

I don’t like the boys being “military sons” because I can’t connect with that. To me, Jake was being way too hard on them. He was mad at them the entire time, yet didn’t look out for them at all. I mean, what was HE doing during all the time the kids spent training to be underwater?? He wasn’t devising any defense tactics, he was just like absent from the plot??? He didn’t even really try to fight back too?

visuals were STUNNING, music was underperforming. It’s like they didn’t even bother to write a new score. that was disappointing...

people randomly being absent from plot describes a couple things really well

SPIDER IS EVERYTHING. I know it looks like he’s not doing anything most of the time but that’s exactly the point! He’s a stray. He serves no purpose, no one wants him, yet he exists. He spends his time watching and observing how the circumstances he grew up in came to be. It happened before his time, so he’s trying to make sense of everyone’s point of view. And then he ACTS and it becomes clear that he was never going to betray the Sullys and I’m like aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

The underwater breathing butterflies... I WANT ONE.

Poor Kiri suffers much too... I wish she got some explanations.

Neteyam’s burial... I cried. I hate that Jake was waking up to his other kids’ existence only when they lost the eldest son. I’ll say it again, Jake was being way too hard on his boys and weirdly soft with the girls. Bleh. But that “I see you” he spoke to Lo’ak...that was the beginning of something awesome. One of the few emotionally powerful moments of the film.

I love that the battle against Quaritch’s clone happened rather spontaneously like “ok then let’s get this over with” lol. Also with knives only. So intimate. The one-on-one wrestling was so much more personal than a machine gun standoff could have been!!

The Sully kids saved both their parents’ sanity and Idk what to think about that. Yes they have been through a lot. No it should be the other way round - the parents taking care of and comforting the kids that were ripped from their home.

NEYTIRI’S WRATH IS A WHOLE AESTHETIC IN ITSELF TO ME. It was unexpected but so rewarding. It makes sense to me why she would choose this and it’s epic to watch. That moment where Spider hides from her - ,,, AUUUGHHHHH

Also the moment Spider fights back with a fire extinguisher lol. I love how he has both human and Na’vi characteristics. He’s a kid of both worlds and will use the environment around him accordingly.

The moment Lo’ak woke up on Payakan’s back. Also the moment where the tulkun shoots the water fountain and Lo’ak goes like “that’s disgusting” XD

The Metkayina were suuuuuuuuper pretty!!!!!!!! Also tattooed tulkuns WOOWWW!!!!!!

I LOVED the open dislike between Neytiri and Ronal!!! RARELY do you see two women hiss at each other DUUUDE

I’m gonna be really, really honest about something and I hope I won’t track hate for it... look, the use of sign language underwater was obviously really smart. However. I would have much preferred more Na’vi being spoken instead. I felt the use of sign language was introduced too early and too prominently. Like, this could have been cool in the third movie. But I basically hoped for the entire movie to be spoken in Na’vi. I came for the Na’vi, not for sign language. Sure, it could be interpreted as naturally overwhelming to the viewer as it must have been overwhelming to the Sullys... but it should have been addressed as overwhelming then. They adapted more or less seamlessly, the audience didn’t. ...yeah.

It was so good seeing Grace again. Sosososososososo good. 

So many plot holes in the overall movie lol

I missed Norm. And Trudy. I’m really mad that Trudy died.

Having a female officer/General whatever lead the RDA’s evil campaign this time was refreshing though.

The callback to Neytiri’s arrows and that fateful day where she shot Quaritch was really great. I love how he hunted HER, too. 

Leaving all the scrap metal and the corpses from the first battle to rot in the forest felt really insulting to the planet of Pandora and to the Na’vi lifestyle though. Like... would you really want your kids to randomly stumble upon skeletons??? Sure they possibly couldn’t find every dead body to bury, and their priority must have been the Omaticaya casualties, but it seems really disrespectful to the humans AND to the forest to just... leave everything an open battlefield. I’m sure the military base could have recycled the scrap metal, using it for repairs on their technology. Since they were kinda cut off from terran supply ships now, they must have kept their breathing, living and research equipment up to date somehow. And the forest deserved to be natural/untouched again. It shouldn’t have become a constant reminder of what went down. Anyway...

At first, I was a little bit confused by the long aesthetic, atmospheric sequences of the movie. Like, where’d all the action go? But somehow, it was relieving to not have constant battle disturb the visual feast and the relational developments. The Sullys got a little time to regroup. To breathe. Which is a main theme in this movie. I’m glad the action came just in time and didn’t disappoint. The director chose a different narrative structure this time and it confused the heck out of the audience. But the more I let it sink in, it was the perfect choice!!! It’s what we wanted and needed!!!

I’m sure there’s more to say but it will come to me in time. This post is long enough as it is. If you made it all the way down here, THANKS for reading!!!

[walker33961]

G O L D E N H O U R 🌇

- Everyone in the base around knows that Rodolfo is not just a Serg. Major only, he's also known as the person to be with the music... Specially piano.Rodolfo was from a Mexican musical historic family. He was raised by his abuela after mom & dad passed away in an accident when he was only 2 years old...

His abuela loved him with everything & gifted him their family traditional piano, carved with rose and petals design.

"As long as the piano stays, you'll always feel my presence beside you even in distance "

When he met y/n from TF-141 , back in Las Almas mission , feelings of love started growing inside him.. Same for y/n but she feared what if Rodolfo said no to it and their long time friendship gets destroyed by a single switch...

So Rodolfo gathered courage , to be the first to ask y/n and when she said yes and shared her feelings... He was over the moon .

After the mission got totally complete and everyone was on off duty .. Rodolfo decided that he should take her home for a visit with his beloved Abuela since they've never met and always talked in phones & in letters.

..............

After Rodolfo shared about his life, Y/n got emotional and a tear slipped from her eyes, He wipes it with his thumb, after she shared her story Rodolfo was sad too...

Y/n was an orphan and was raised in a care home but they were cruel so she ran away and price found and raised her to be in this position... To be one of the 141 specials & kind like the good soldiers ...She never felt the love of a mother and also a grandmother...

Rodolfo :

Why not we go to our home and have some time there instead of party and tropicals this time?

Y/n :

Can't wait to meet abuela physically...

Rodolfo :

*kissed her in lips*

Pack your bags amor.. It'll be a long journey.

I didn't visit her for months...

- After long hourfull journey, they reached to Rodolfo's home.. The garden was filled with flowers and different kind of plants which can be used as homemade medicines. The house was years old but reconstructed , an aesthetic garden house it was..

In the hall room, there was the beautiful piano and abuela was wiping the dusts over from it...

Rodolfo ran to her and hugged her tight. She was sobbing in happiness after seeing her only grandchild fine and in one piece.

Abuela :

Te extrañé mucho mi niño..

Rodolfo :

Yo también te extrañé mi amada abuela..

Abuela, Tengo a alguien especial para reunirse contigo.

Y/n..

Abuela was surprised , in awe and happy to meet the girl of Rodolfo's dreams and the love of his life. She brought her to a bone crushing hug.

Y/n :

Your blessings are important in our life Abuela..

- Yn was about to touch her feet , she hel her arms & got her up softly

Abuela :

You don't have to ask dear.. My blessings are always over you both kids .

- The whole off time was sweetly passing with Rodolfo & his abuela... His abuela asked him if he still remembers the melody he used to play as a kid after school...

Rodolfo :

I.. I maybe remember...

Y/n :

You always told about the piano .. Now let me hear the melodies !

- Rodolfo can't deny the request of his amor.. So he sat in front of the piano and played the melodies... The atmosphere was so pretty...

The winds were blowing lightly, the smell of the flowers surrounded the whole house... The beautiful chime sounds matching with the melodies..

Then Abuela also joined him in the play... The whole hour of music was their G O L D E N H O U R...

　 .｡:+**+:｡.｡　｡.｡:+**+:｡.

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Idea from : Bayardo's Instagram story where he was playing golden hour in piano. 🎹

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<3 : @alypink @alewesker ☺

[french-unknown]

𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖊

𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘: chopper, franky, brook, bepo 𝖈/𝖜: fluff, domestic 𝖜/𝖈: 920 +

| m a s t e r l i s t | - | p t . 1 | - | p t . 2 | | e v e n t . s u m m a r y |

𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖗

post-trick and treat

Night had just fallen and you and Chopper were slowly returning to the Sunny.

The reindeer chattered happily with his little Jack-o'lantern-shaped basket filled with candy between his hooves. You watched him with your hands in your pockets while he was gesticulating in waves . You briefly remembered how he had moaned earlier in the evening from the bench at the aquarium because he didn't want to go. He had proclaimed loudly that he was too old for this childish activity.

Yet here he was now, with a stock of impression candy, jumping around after having wreaked havoc among the women of the island.

As you got on the boat, you passed Robin coming out of the library. Chopper immediately ran towards her.

“Robin!” he shouted, banging his basket over his head. “Trick or Treat, please?”

The woman froze but, under your unimpressed gaze, she smiled before putting her hand in her pocket. The reindeer's eyes sparkled as she took out some sweets and placed them in the hollow pumpkin.

And, happy, Chopper thanked her then left for his quarters humming.

It had its advantages to have such a cute face.

𝖋𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖞

hairstyling for halloween costum

“Go ahead, do your magic.” Franky proclaimed loudly as he sat down in front of your mirror, his arms crossed over his chest. “I must be fantastic for tonight!”

With that, he raised his index finger to his nose and remained there until, three seconds later, his usual cut transformed into a star cut. Then on an antenna. And in Iroquois cut. Before having the aesthetic equivalent of a broom on your head. Finally, after his hair took the shape of a cannon, it changed one last time to become a long, smooth, blue mass of hair. They were so long that they reached down to the small of his back over his short-sleeved black and white striped t-shirt.

“Who do you want to be for the party?” you asked, pulling out an assortment of brushes and hair products.

A smile formed on the lips of the cyborg who retrieved a red ball from his pocket before hanging it on his nose. The smile on his lips was now bright.

"You're joking?" you tried to reassure yourself.

But Franky simply told you that Luffy-boy had told him that he was wearing a long ponytail when he met him in Impel Down. You budded a little but you still got to work. After three-quarters of an hour of work, and countless complaints that you were pulling too hard or that it was too tight, you finally finished your work. Franky then stood up to admire the beautiful, shiny, bouncy blue ponytail that rested at his back.

He raised his thumb in recognition and happily walked away, his hair flying in the wind.

𝖇𝖗𝖔𝖔𝖐

visit the graves

Where the music of his violin normally resonated on the deck of the boat, only silence reigned supreme on board. And it was only thanks to the presence of faint lights flickering towards Robin, Nami and Usopp's garden that you knew where the musician was.

Sure enough, you found him sitting in that exact spot with his back to the hatch.

You then went toward him, curious to know the reason for his calm, and you were surprised to see a multitude of candles lit in front of him. They had been placed haphazardly on the ground but they remained close together, as if they were all connected with a single flame. In front of them, Brook looked at them without moving.

Not daring to break the moment, you sat next to him without saying a word.

"I miss them." you heard him whisper after a while without moving his eye sockets.

Then, without you being able to respond, he began to hum softly with the breeze of the wind as his only instrument.

"Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho Gather up all of the crew! It's time to ship out Bink's brew! Sea wind blows. To where? Who knows? The waves will be our guide! O'er across the ocean's tide Rays of sunshine far and wide Birds they sing of cheerful things, in circles passing by!"

𝖇𝖊𝖕𝖔

halloween decoration

Arms loaded with a crate filled with lights, pumpkin garland and paper decorations, you followed Bepo without slowing down. The polar bear spoke happily - for once - while he himself held another crate overflowing with decorations.

He finally dropped her off when you arrived at the Polar Tang dining hall.

He then immediately began to pull chairs in order to climb on them to attach the Halloween banners that he had made especially for the occasion. Then came the fairy lights and fake spiders.

It felt a little strange to see the normally minimalist submarine transform before your eyes and yet, despite what one might think, Bepo had Law's approval to change the layout of the entire ship. The only prohibition he had was against adding dust or fake cobwebs. This seemed not hygienic enough for the surgeon.

On the table, he placed a skull for each person with their first names written on it.

In the corridors, he placed candles on which he had drawn ghost heads, then, on the walls, he stuck swarms of cardboard bats. On the other hand, he let customized balloons fly up to the ceiling. He finally finished by erecting small personalized tombs in front of each crew member's rooms.

He then went to find his captain when he was satisfied with the result, proud as a child, so that he could present to him a preview of the result of his hard work.

𝖘𝖊𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖔𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖜!

𝖏𝖔𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖚𝖕𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖊

𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙: @iheartamora @bontensh0e @opchara @lys-ada @xomingyu @dozcan123

[mrsarnasdelicious]

Lukas Nowak NSFW Alphabet

A = After (what they’re like after sex)

Expect nothing of him. Lukas will probably leave you to clean up on his own to go have a smoke of just straight up leave.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Cock and eyes.

On you it is your tits, your thighs and your hair.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Is a shooter, cums the average amount. He loves creaming your pie and watching it leak out, but cum marking is defo a special treat to him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He fantasizes of you taking 'revenge' on him, dominating the shit out of him. He is not sure if he really wants this, or if it is just an interesting concept to turn around in his brain.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He defo knows what he is doing. He has plenty of notches on his belt and he has practised more than his fiar share of kinks.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

FACE DOWN ASS UP.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not really. He is very serious and even a little mean,

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Carpet, which carpet??? He has no body hair to speak of.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Ehw, yuck, love. Lukas does not want you to know he's growing attached to you. Let alone that he enjoys some of your affection.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Naturally. If you are not available, he will help himself, quick and dirty.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Choking, Humiliation, spanking, overstim, edging, begging and deep throating.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Car, Bed and any flat surface to lay you while he stands over you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anger, the need to assert him in situations that he cannot control, when you get angry with him, when you wear skimpy clothes, when you show him your tits. You know, the usual.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Scat/Vom, Fisting and DDLG

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Hell yeah! He gets insane gratification from orally dominating you. Be it by fucking your throat until you are gasping fro air or tying you down and eating your pussy until you are sobbing.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and Rough, every single time. There is just no holding him back. Once he is horny, he will fucking wreck you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Y E S. Every opportunity he gets to fuck you, he will take. Especially if it enables him to skip elaborate foreplay. He just want to fuck.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

OBVI! He is defo one for risky kinks. He goes into things head first, regardless of risk.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Young man is fit. He can go go and keep going. For five, six rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Nah fam. Tho once he noticed you use toys without him, you bet he is going to torture you with them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

HUGE TEASE. He will never be a nice man, even in bed.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is a grunter/groaner and he is quite loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Lukas has a scar on his cock from getting the skin caught in his zipper.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Guy is hung. He got that perfect porn cock and balls to match it. Aesthetically responsible peen!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Super high, he can defo go for multiple rounds a day/night.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he stays, he has a cig, a beer and then lays down to catch some zzzs.

[bloody-tongues-honey-teeth]

EDIT: I ONLY ACCEPT DMS FROM FRIENDS AND MUTUALS. DO NOT SEND ME UNSOLICITED NUDES.

Good morning freaks! My old nsft blog got shadowbanned in The Purge (moment of silence) and was possibly also kind of cringe as you went farther back because I had it for y e a r s so this is its new incarnation

I'm shine/sorrel/honeysuckle (or whatever name you know me by from elsewhere is fine). I am VERY TRANS any pronouns are fine, girl and boy are fine, but do not call me a woman (and I feel weird about being called a man too ngl those just feel too gendered somehow) and I have a preference for being called they/it.

I'm 27 and this is a nsft blog. Minors are not welcome here.

Switch + verse I'm usually responsive to whatever kind of dynamic my partner wants at the time tbh. Much less experience domming though. Soft/condescending/service dom, stupid idiot needy pathetic sub

There will be hard/weird kinks here. I will come up with a tagging system but for now there will be tags for #c/n/c #/blood #/sharps (blades, needles, etc) #/eroguro (just gonna be that like pastel aesthetic squishy soft type for now, if I post more realistic stuff later I'll make a separate tag or another sideblog idk yet) #/drugs #/somno #/vore #/cannibalism.

Less-graphic/more sensually- or intimacy-focused cannibalism (soft cannibalism???) will go here too and that'll just be tagged #acts of communion. I have a Thing.

Beyond that pls send me an ask if you need something tagged. I take triggers and sexual boundaries seriously. You do not need to justify or explain. I will not laugh at you.

Besides that there will be #/bdsm #/petplay #/submissive #/dominant #/sado #/maso #/bondage #/asphyxia #/breathcontrol #/degradation #/humiliation #/praise #/furry (subset by animal eg #/deergirl #/foxgirl etc) #/freeuse #impact #/breeding tags for sorting and navigating purposes, which list I may expand in the future but which I also may not keep up with perfectly because I'm forgetful. We'll see.

If I post any l e w d i m a g e s of myself I will tag them #shinensft

Sideblog for babayagawafflehut. Friends and mutuals can dm but I'm not rlly like seeking anybody to flirt with. If you dm me unsolicited nudes or if I don't know you and you write weird stuff under my posts I will regard you with disdain thenceforth and forevermore. If we're friends or mutuals and you're not a cis man though feel free to write whatever you want under my posts live it up post your most deranged manifesto go wild.

That said if you flirt with me under my posts and I don't reply it's not rlly personal I'm just 1) not seeking and 2) intimidated by interaction with anyone all the time. And also shy. (Will that even happen? Am I getting the cart ahead of the horse here? Does the horse even exist? Where are we? What year is it?)

If you know me on here or irl you probably already know all my kinks so idk honey good luck

Don't send me asks about why this or that kink is bad. If you're on my blog for anything at all we should all be adults capable of understanding how consent works and how to appropriately separate fantasy from reality.

[oonajaeadira]

ADIRA DID U WATCH THE FIRST EP OF TLOU

Hey there, frand!

I didn't actually play the game--I am not really good at games that require a lot of stealth and aim. Add in a horror element and I lock up real hard. But my SO played it and I watched a good portion of that. And then when I heard Pedro got the role I watched the cut scenes. @something-tofightfor clued me in that a lot of the story actually takes place during the gameplay, that there's a lot of things said or done that really cement the characters' bond, so I watched an entire playthrough. (I also watched a TLOU II playthrough, but I have a lot of issues with it, so if I ever write fic, that second one will not exist for me.)

So I knew what was going on. And it's been really fun having folks around me at all levels of experience with these characters. The SO has spent hours with them in the game (and I believe he's played it twice), and my BFF knows almost nothing. Hearing both of their reactions to the first episode has been very interesting. And, of course, knowing how much this show overlaps loves for Rachael (something-tofightfor) and watching her enjoy this all come to life has been a fkn joy.

My own reaction? Has been puzzling. Thank you for asking my opinion, because it gives me a moment to dissect and figure out why I'm feeling the way I am.

I will start off by saying that I love the show. I love the aesthetic and the acting. I love the changes they made and think there are some clever enhancements to the story. I wasn't looking forward to Tess but I am surprised at how much I love her character in this show and how much her character enhances both Joel and Ellie's. Bella of course is brilliant and is Ellie.

Weirdly, the issue I'm having is with Pedro. Kind of.

(cut for minor spoils)

He is rocking it. He is amazing. Like everyone says, he is doing award-worthy work.

But I'm not connecting. I'm not falling in love. And I can't figure out why.

Possibility: this is the first time I've gotten to witness so much behind the scenes stuff while the show was being filmed while I was also a fan that maybe I'm having trouble separating Pedro the actor from Joel the character.

Possibility: I've been waiting so long for this that nothing can possibly match the expectations I've built up.

Possibility: Maybe I should have gone in with less knowledge and let myself be moved organically.

Possibility: I knew that they'd have to make Joel more vulnerable, but I didn't realize just how very broken this version of him would be. And it makes me S A D. Maybe because we saw so much of him in 2003 that the hard switch to this very numb man holding onto his pain feels so far beyond the reach of the heart that I can't find a softness foothold in him and I just slide off him. At least game Joel had the tiniest bit of confidence and sparkle at the beginning--and he needed to be that in order to move through the game. But Pedro's Joel is just barely surviving. And it hurts. And it's brilliant.

And it's this last possibility--if I know myself--that I'm assuming. Because I know what's coming. And I know that Ellie will wear away at that numb exterior and reveal those footholds. Just like Din, Pedro's gonna start us off with someone impenetrable and then show cracks under stress, cracks that let the light through. Just like Din, I will find Joel amazing and compelling at first, someone I love to watch but don't hook into...until the armor comes off and the heart is revealed and then I'm gonna fall really R E A L L Y hard.

And this may be why I'm not drawn to any of the fanfic just yet. I am a soft, soft girl and I can't just go straight to the sex. Especially not the hard sex. I am not someone that wants a dude to treat me rough and dominate me or treat me like a toy or object, I don't want to be the receptacle for hate or anger or pure stress relief without emotional connection. Nor can my heart handle pure, concentrated angst without the possibility of it paying off toward a happy or hopeful ending. (SPOILER: Yes, I know where this show is going, and I still find emotional hope and happiness in the ending. It counts.) And the Joel we know right now seems built for those preferences. To all those writers and readers, I am beyond thrilled for you because fk, Joel is Fertile Ground™. (This is kind of the opposite of me just rolling in the soft gold that Javi G gave us 😂)

But I do love that this Joel is custom built for a more mature girl and reader characters of his age range. I will echo Rachael's opinions that with his paternal instincts toward very young women, I don't think he's an age-gap kind of guy. And neither will he put up with anything less than common sense. And I find that very, very attractive.

What I can't fall in love with is someone devoid of emotion or someone saturated only with sorrow. My heart isn't built that way.

Thankfully, I know that Joel will evolve.

And I really really can't wait to see the scene that opens up and swallows me. That's what I'm excited for. This series has expanded on the story and adjusted Joel just enough that I don't know when that's going to happen or how intensely....and I'm so looking forward to it.

In that way, it's not a problem at all. I kind of love that I'm not falling for Joel just because it's Pedro.

And I think that is the stamp on his talent. That even thought I love our boy, he has done such a phenomenal job at bringing me away from that love and back to the starting line with Joel, starting his character not at an easy place where we love him already, but one that has to be earned.

I think....I think Pedro might break me really hard with this one....

Okay. I'm gonna go cry now.

[garlichoisan]

𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐡 - profiles

[an ATEEZ social media au]

Crush Rush: A feeling of happiness that occurs when a person thinks of, looks at, or interacts in any way with the person they like. Usually impairs one's judgements, resulting in saying or doing stupid things.

➼ masterlist

SUMMARY:

San was often told that he was everything a girl wanted to date: handsome, funny and smart. That was until they got to know him better. Then he was told he was too much, too overwhelming, had too many emotions and was too chaotic. Thus his experience with dating was not as good as one would have thought. The problem: he has the biggest crush on a girl he met whilst studying abroad. But every time he messages his crush, he seems to mess things up further and further. With the help of his hyperactive friends he tries to win Ara's heart but before that, he has to convince her he doesn't actually hate her.

if you wanna be added to the taglist, please just send an ask! 💟

D I S C L A I M E R S :

1)ㅤCrush Rush used to be a social media au for another group but I’ve decided to rebrand it using ATEEZ. The overall story and characters are the same, I just assigned a member to every character and changed some small details. This new version is also gonna be (hopefully) an improvement of the previous one, since it’s gonna be more detailed; besides, I believe my writing is slightly better compared to when I first started the story in September 2020.

2)❗️This story is x READER. It’s f!reader and I gave her a name because I dislike using Y/N but I’ve abstained from giving detailed descriptions of her to improve the reading experience for the people who like x reader stories. My main character is a Korean-American so she has two names: the American one is Aria and the Korean one is Ara.

3) There are quite a few ships in this story so if this is not your cup of tea, feel free to skip. However, note that I DON’T BELIEVE any of those people are dating in real life and I’m not pushing any agenda. I’m just using ships because of the characters, it’s for the aesthetic of the story. Some of the ships you may encounter are Seonghwa & Hongjoong and some weirder ones like Le Sserafim’s Chaewon & Mingi, as well as past Chaewon & Wooyoung. Again, I’m not shipping the actual people who have probably never even interacted properly. Future WooSan is possible too.

RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN THE CHARACTERS

Ara & San

They met while San and his friends were studying abroad in the USA branch of KQ University for an year (the next year they transferred back to the same university but the one based in South Korea). Even though they haven’t interacted much, San felt an instant connection with her and quickly develops a crush on her that he decides to act on years later.

Ara & Chaewon

Best friends who are in the same major, Applied Linguistics. They’re studying in the USA branch of KQ University.

San & Wooyoung

Best friends turned rivals, but not really. Their relationship becomes more complicated after an unfortunate discovery which threatens to destroy their precious friendship.

San, Wooyoung, Mingi & Hongjoong

They are close friends who share an apartment in South Korea since they’re studying in the KQ University there. They have a group chat and their relationship is usually playful, but sometimes, due to their personality differences, some serious problems arise.

➼ and more to be revealed later in the story 👀

[disco-elysium-via-polls]

3. [Leave.]

Kim is waiting for us just here, out of the rain.

There's still lots of the coast to explore, but we have something *time-sensitive* to take care of first.

BACKYARD WALL - Just an ordinary wall. Nothing to see here.

[Conceptualization - Impossible 18] Why am I looking at this wall?

+2 In the dimming light, some things become clearer. +1 You have a keen aesthetic sensibility. +2 Cindy's artistic impulses are infectious.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Impossible: Failure] - Yeah, why? It's a wall, an ordinary wall.

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant sighs. "Why must we stop to look at this wall every time we pass by? We have business to attend to."

Damn, I really thought we had it that time.

Hard to see the details -- the colors, all warm and welcoming, are cozy though.

A flower trough where nothing really grows. Maybe in spring.

BOOK "A PRIMER FOR SMALL KIDS"

A textbook for the first grade in primary school. On the cover a humanoid bear is pushing a wheelbarrow full of letters; he's not doing a good job. The letter S is dangerously dangling from the cart, while E fell off a long time ago. Children should pay more attention!

>INTERACT

PRIMER BOOK - You hold in your hand the colourful primer. The title reads: "A Primer for Small Kids." There's a bear involved.

Exactly what I need!

Flip through the pages.

[Put the book away.]

PRIMER BOOK - Mhm. This book will show you the score; get you oriented with those basic concepts you appear to be hazy on. The anthropomorphic bear will give you the *low-down* of your life...

On what?

PRIMER BOOK - The alphabet.

2. Flip through the pages.

PRIMER BOOK - Every page has one word designating one letter of the alphabet, with a faded illustration -- most of them are scientific and cultural principles. It goes as follows...

Let's do this.

No time.

PRIMER BOOK - A is for Azimuth, B is for Boreas, C is for Cosign, D is for Diamat, E is for Ellips, F is for Flogiston, G is for Gamut.

Mmhm.

PRIMER BOOK - H is for Homeboy, I is for Iikon, J is for Jura, K is for Kollaps, L is for Laudanum, M is for Myriad, N is for Nadir, O is for Oreole, P is for Perihelion.

Yeah!

Nod stoically.

PRIMER BOOK - Q is for Quasar, R is for Rhododendron, S is for Sinus, T is for Tricoleur, U is for Ultra, V is for Vector, W is for Warheit, X is for Xylophone, Y is for Ystävä, Z is for Zenith.

That's it?

PRIMER BOOK - That's it. You know the alphabet now.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Challenging: Success] - In what is called the IL -- the International Language, developed by scientists from Graad in the Twenties! Sinus means 'Sign', for example.

3. "Kim, I know the alphabet now."

KIM KITSURAGI - "Good. I also know the alphabet."

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - It is a very useful skill to have, he thinks. For all sorts of life-activities. Like reading, and...

4. [Put the book away.]

These must be the drunks we heard about.

INLAND EMPIRE - You stop mid-step and put your hand on the garish necktie.

HORRIFIC NECKTIE - That bottle, *bratan*! Just look at that bottle!

Where? Bottle? What?

I really don't care about any bottle. I don't want to look at it.

Okay. Cool. What do I do next?

[Discard thought.]

ROSEMARY - In this drunk's hand -- on the pipe there. Glowing blue, a mysterious, otherworldly blue. Filled to the brim with holy mysteries!

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Medium: Success] - It's hard to know what exactly your vivid interior is speaking of here, but I'm guessing it's got a lot of alcohol in it.

2. Okay. Cool. What do I do next?

HORRIFIC NECKTIE - Oh I think this is about so much *more* than cool. Please go talk to him. See what it's about. I'm *drawn* to it.

I'm going to ignore that for now and start from the left.

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "Hey, Tequila!" A thirty-something man clad in a two-piece Lickra(TM) tracksuit puts down his pilsner and extends his hand in greeting.

"Good to see you! How's business? How's the whole *reality situation* treating you?"

Shake his hand.

Don't shake his hand.

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "So what's happening?" He picks up his beer.

"Wait, Tequila?"

"Well, nice meeting you but I've got to go." [Leave.]

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "Yeah, Tequila Sunset!" He takes a sip, "How are the, uhm, high-concept, reality-based adventures proceeding?"

INLAND EMPIRE [Easy: Success] - Good, these people know your *true* name. Looks like it has preceded you, Mr. Sunset. More on that later.

HORRIFIC NECKTIE - I like this guy. You should, too. He *respects* you by calling you your *true name*.