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lilacella · 2 days ago

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💙💚🏳️‍🌈 THNX

Welcome to Hater Hours Fledi!! Asking the juicy ones, I see!

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

... You all know what I will say. Remus Lupin. He is not hot, he is a damp noodle man and that is why we love him okay, don't take that away from him it's a QUALITY!!

Also... Snape?? Oh now the snapewifes will come for my ass but, WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HIM? I mean, I get thirsting for Alan Rickman but a man that is described as greasy, unfriendly and "moving like a spider" is NOT very sexy to me!

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

DO NOT GET ME STARTED THERE WILL BE A FUCKING LIST AGAIN!

Sirius is not stupid.

Sirius is tall.

Sirius did read.

Sirius is very tall in fact.

Sirius wouldn't wear skinny jeans and I stand by that, I know you all are thirsty for his ass but there are other, more comfortable ways to achieve that!! Very short shorts for example 😊

Sirius wouldn't use his wand to keep his hair up. Once again, I know this may seem fun and cute but the man NEEDS HIS WAND. HE IS USING IT. FOR MAGIC! Imagine how cumbersome his life would be if he had to undo and redo his hair everytime he wants to hex someone!!? Give the man a scrunchie instead, please!

Did I mention that he is TALL AND SMART?

Sirius wouldn't apologize for the prank. Noone died, right, so what's the big deal?

Sirius did nothing wrong. Ever.

I already mentioned it in another ask but he also isn't a fuck boy.

He was in love with James Potter. Many people get that wrong (because they think he is in love with Remus or someone else, but two things can be true, darlings!!). Prongsfoot Propaganda.

He was tall.

He was not stupid.

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

Regulus 🌝.

Hater Ask Time!

#hater asks

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emblazons · 5 months ago

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“I haven’t seen anybody talk about this” bestie this is the 7,239,182 time we’ve seen it. I promise you that between 400k users over two years on this app alone you’ve not had a single original thought about this subject

#I know this is such a hater take but it’s TRUE #feeling like Solomon writing Ecclesiastes @ ‘there’s NOTHING new under the sun’#fresh takes on this same information are such rare birds I’ve seen maybe TWO in the last QUARTER #like if you wanna write about it again DO IT. but y’all might as well be Colombus with ‘discovering’ stuff atp LMAOMDKDND #the me tag

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sergle · 5 months ago

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yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason

side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.

and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.

#I had a longer post w more bullshit in it but ukw nobody's even gonna read THIS one. so.#dumb ass cunts seriously LMAO just the individualism of it all....#we're all just selectively forgetting that most people join the military straight out of high school / after failing to kickstart #their lives so they don't know shit yet and they are categorically not educated and don't have money #you NEED money and have been groomed by recruiters ALREADY into believing this is #The Best and Only to make a survivable amount of money without a college education-- bc they can't afford college btw #and they don't want to take on student debt either bc everyone already knows what a big fuckeroo that is #recruiters WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TO JOIN. they will KEEP CALLING YOU. they'll answer your questions #to make it sound like this is going to be a GREAT life decision. you can get all KINDS of jobs (true)#they love to say the thing about how only about 15% of the military will actually see combat in any way #they love to list all the jobs where you will literally just be working at an office or a pharmacy or in tech etc etc etc #the recruiters are offering housing healthcare steady pay and BONUSES if you sign on for longer.#so you let your guard down because you were so scared of the actual fighting. BECAUSE YOU'RE 18 IN THIS SCENARIO BTW.#you cunts will not meet anyone who hates the military as much as people who are NOW DONE working in the military #you don't know enough when they get you and then either you stay placated by the benefits or you scramble away as fast as possible #the number one military haters are people who know what goes on bc they already did it #source: I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE LMAO PEOPLE HATE IT HERE!! they are NORMAL PEOPLE #I need you to get it into your head that the people committing atrocities in war were NORMAL when they joined #and that for every person in the military who's actively shedding blood there's 20 who do PAPERWORK #and they both are being put in the same category by you!! and they are BOTH being controlled by the same system!!#sergle.txt #I hate yall I really do.

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cloud-based-and-rainpilled · 9 months ago

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I’ve been highly confused as to why Michael “deeply openly thirsting on Twitter about David Tennant for half a decade” Sheen is half-in half-out the closet but apparently Wales is absurdly homophobic lmao what the fuck how is a country the size of New Jersey that much of a hater bruh we out number the shit out of you

#i thought googling ‘how to say gay’ in welsh would be funny but it just made me sad #i knew the uk in general had a problem with trans people but WOW it’s fucked up in wales like. there are 8 of you what are you doing #i feel bad now lmao #wales #my weird welsh hyperfixation has taken me places let me tell you #cymru #homophobia #gay #lgbt #lgbtqia #good omens #bbc staged #michael sheen #i thought he was just ‘oh i’m quiet about my personal life’ but that’s not even true like my man’s probably actually scared #what a fuckass country lmao awesome #uk politics #united kingdom #david tennant #what is it with this tiny ass island taking over the world and being shitty lmao and this is coming from an american #bisexual #<- bisexual gang gang feel bad you fuckin haters lol #yes the whole world is homophobic i know etc but it’s like outrageously bad out there apparently #stay mad that i think nationalism is dumb ‘how dare you ever have an opinion you american’#you’re white you are not going to like where the power + privilege argument inevitably goes

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dragonji · 18 days ago

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guys I cant keep lying by omission I do Have to say . it's not that I dont ship qyz with anyone its literally just that I do Nawt like seeing him with yy to be so honest with you

#j.txt #SORRY IM FRINGE AND NICHE AND NOT EVEN A TRUE HATER. I like yy a lot also just Not With Him yknow #also like. oh this is so embarrasing but its going to be revealed eventually anyways so fuck it #um. qyz is the single character whose ever gotten me into ocxcanon ahaha[<laughing like a man expecting tomatoes and boos off the stage]#I KNOW ITS CRINGE I KNOW /EYE/ AM CRINGE . BUT A MAN MUST BE ALLOWED TO HAVE SOMETHING TO KEEP HIM GOING YES?#I just think I could give him what he deserves and more....... I crafted him a loving narrative parallel and even in some ways foil.....#[sniffles pathetically]I just dont talk abt it publicly much bc honest2god if ppl hate my oc I Will take it personal. bleeding heart & all #but Im getting so brave about it and like. I do genuinely want to share some with others bc thee facking worldbuilding I am having to do #to make this shit work. tian AH .and it gives me excuse to just headcanon a ton of unrelated stuff for qyz himself so yknow #Still putting in my Work as a minor underdeveloped character stan💪#oh forgot 2 say Also its very rare but I Have seen qyz shipped w other canon characters and liked it !! like sqx which tbh is kindof cute<3

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macbethz · 4 months ago

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I don’t give a shit abt Deadpool and Wolverine or the other guys THEY PUT XAVIERS STUPIDLY COMIC BOOK EVIL TWIN WHO TRIED TO PSYCHICALLY MURDER HIM IN THE WOMB THE MOVIEEEE. My bald baddie <3

#AND SHE ATE #gen my fav character in that #I did not expect to like it but I did. I KNOW. but if you are a true hater like me read my letterboxd review and come back #< worst guy you know. sorry #warlock wartalks #but yeah I think it’s a fun fuck you to the idea of these cameo fest movies in the moments where it DOESNT take that too seriously itself #while also being kinda a sweet goodbye to the early pre-monopoly era of marvel movies

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yrlocalghost · 6 months ago

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whenever i see people debating in 2024 about whether or not chara is the narrator i feel myself turn into the joker

#why would frisk get their memories if they had no presence.#why would they know about a kid sleeping in the soil or the names of asriel’s oc’s attacks #shut upppp gamers are so stupid sometimes things in a story are true without being explicitly said #the narration could literally say ‘’hey everyone! its me chara dreemurr i am in frisk’s mind’’#and people would still try to pick that apart #i mean they literally do say ‘’its me chara’’ on a no mercy run #but people still try to argue that they are only the red text or whatever #sorry for being a hater i saw a stupid comment and enjoy being a hater on my tumblr blogaccount #gamers please understand subtextual storytelling challenge #i remember seeing so many stupid hollow knight takes too

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chewysgummies · 5 months ago

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Call back to that one comment in the "evil as can be" karaoke parody and someone casually stating that Killbot 86 was from WanderOverYonder only for someone to reply with a hatred toward Killbot 86 all because he "jumped on peeper"

#chewys notes #killbot 86 #woy #wander over yonder #just random ramblings #im not mad about it #nor am i shaming them #i wouldve wanted to say that it was the opposite #Caused literally peeper failed to do his job and Killbot 86 got 'paid' to capture wander and Sylvia by lord hater #Literally Peeper jumped on him #not the other way around #Killbot 86 didn't do anything to him #as a matter of fact #he was even caught off gaurd by him #probably all like “where the fuck did you came from??”#But yeah #I wanted to correct them in a kind manner and say that's no true #but I don't know if they'll care or tell me to fuck off #Not that im assuming that what they are #But it was on Twitter and im not taking that chance #I have to ignore it despite me wanting to inform/defend killbot 86 #Killbot 86 was just doing his job bro- 😭😭😭#commander peepers #woy commander peepers

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smol-tired-binch-blog · 3 months ago

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tell me about your correct opinions. I love hearing opinions...

Honestly I can't think of any specifics rn hdggjndg I just know I am a Nishikiyama Understander. I think one off the top of my head is that yes, he's clearly more emotional than others, but he is not remarkably so and he is NOT a 'crybaby'. Like every time he's cried on screen it's been for very understandable reasons and in highly emotional situations.

Or the idea that him not reciprocating Reina's feelings is like, an inherent character flaw??

#smol responds #dont get me started on k_zum_ji i will appear to be such a hater and im NOT i SWEAR its just i dont think theyre built for a cutesy domesti #relationship theyre FUCKED okay aaaand im gonna shut up they WILL kill me xgmdkg #also my opinions on the first half of the ship on his own cause like i KNOW he's beloved i KNOW his heart is in the right place but GODDDDD #HE PISSES ME OFFFFF and part of my frustration comes from the fact I recognise myself in him and it hurts man!!! We Cannot Keep Doing This!#Maybe one day I'll collect my Discord ramblings together fsjjf also i realise how full of myself i sound??#in that im not just a Fan but an Understander cause i do feel there's a difference. Its like with my bestie she loves this one character #and other people call themselves the no. 1 fan and i believe em i think she's the true Understander though yknow?#classic 'i love this guy AND i see how he really sucks and i love that' and she says im the same with Nishiki #I see his flaws man and i get em i SEE where he got this from but im bot disliking him as some 'incel niceguy' like its not a common take #but ive seen it a couple times and im like are you stupid??? hes not some wifebeater?? are you daft?? no he shouldnt have slapped her #but if your takeaway from that is 'he hates women' or some shit you might be a fool. Shoutout Atanx for that very correct post a while back #sorry turns out i DO have opinions lmao basically Nishiki Is Mine Yall Cant Have Him zfhzfn #WAIT MY MIREI OPINIONS- [i am dragged away once more]

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blessedmoonsoul · 2 months ago

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hope the Beyonce social media hate trains actually means ppl are not gonna buy concert tickets anymore cos PLEASE i need a shot at them floor seats

#yesss she's the Illuminati and the mastermind behind all evil but i dont mind being the sacrificial lamb I'll take one for the team 🫡#but ofc they'll still buy cos hatred is intoxicating and just another form of stanship which is why I'll never take this shit seriously #like at least stand on business and hate her with your chests but they cant even do that? pathetic #celebrity obsession has been viewed from the stanship lens for too long when it's actually the haters that end up being the most obsessed #cos tell me why ppl that claim to hate someone and know every bad thing they did are spending sooo much time and effort to convince #themselves and others that the stories they have created about a stranger (we do not know these people!) are true and they have insider inf #been a fan since i was a child and i dont know half the shit ppl seem to know about her pls 😭#everyday i thank God for making me the way i am to have a mind of my own cos the way everyone just parrots the shit they see online...#get off your phones! read a book!#she said typing this on a phone

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chintzwife · 1 year ago

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on a more serious note i do genuinely think at worst s2 good omens directly ripped off supernatural and at best supernatural set a standard for an entire genre of TV related both generally to a post-Earth afterlife and specifically to the christian bodies of heaven and hell. it's fascinating to watch shows like Good Omens, Lucifer, Miracle Workers, The Good Place all try to follow in Supernatural's footsteps and do what it did without ever attempting to harness the central tenet of the 15-year-long saga which is: none of it is on purpose. the show is about humans and organically, accidentally, contrary to the very explicit beliefs and aims of the showrunners, the story becomes about the very nature of the universe. it's not about angels in gray suits.

also i don't think that the british have anything very interesting to say, at this juncture, about human nature and the potential limits of christian mythology and infrastructure

#also good omens was clearly produced very quickly with a shit budget and exploited labor like the costuming was very weak #hair/makeup even more so #and the cgi idk we all know cgi is shit these days #like the true giant of this genre is Buffy who same thing #a show NOT about the afterlife in any way until they just kept stumbling forward so much for so long that they killed Buffy #and had to bring her back and from there they just kept going #the only other thing i can think of rn is beetlejuice which like doesnt really touch on heaven at all and i think even hell is like renamed #idk why i feel so strongly about this maybe i truly am just a hater #but i think that the great fascinating flaw of supernatural is that it stops just short of saying 'actually the reason all this heaven and #hell stuff doesnt hold up is because the true meaning of the universe is humanity'#and instead of taking that central unnamed idea and running with it alternate media are like.#'you know what yeah Uriel sounds like a black name' like come on #mio.txt #spn #good omens

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procrastinatingattorney · 2 months ago

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"why are people constantly making posts doubting the pages in tb/ob???" pretty sure its cos most people are flat out ignoring the possibility of them being fabricated+the contradictions that exist and like. trying to figure out what's real and false from a narrator that is constantly called a liar is engaging with the text

#like the book itself is the guy going 'hi!! the contents of this book appeals directly to you!!!! now let me trick you into a making a deal!#there's the sense of making the audience wanting it to be true and how that impairs their judgement #(like do i want the pages about stan to be true?? yeah duh but i'm still taking it with a grain of a salt)#i can believe that the pages themselves are forgeries but the emotions that are related to the events are true #anyway why is the drunk page full of messy chicken scratch handwriting but there's a perfectly drawn pic that accompanies it #love the parallels of both bill and stan oscillating between being really great liars and absolutely terrible ones #rantings rambles #altho my main take is maybe dont get too swept up by ships in a series about refinding family #i don't think ford's relationships with bill and mcgucket inherently becomes deeper or any more devastating if you add in romantic elements #know that i'm constantly blinded by my own biases but its okay 💖cos i'm a hater

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seaweedstarshine · 3 months ago

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literally black king Emma was so fucking good. we were robbed. Like on the one hand they should have let Matt Rosenberg cook but on the other hand. the really brutal Ruth death and rahne trans panic murder were a lot 💀

Oh you’re so so right — the mutant metaphor suffers from cis white writers, but I remember people calling it trauma porn like there’s no narrative purpose for there being a massive death count overall, and I'm like… mmmmmMmm.

Personal preference rambles as a found family heavy angst enjoyer (this is not a defense of Rosenburg X-Men), but in a general sense I really like when — so they might not get along, but they got each other, because as life keeps gloating it's hell to fight supremacy when you're fighting each other (not that causes of divisions amongst marginalized people are unimportant, but if you don't have your people, no one else will, this is how I feel; also not that anyone is obligated to loyalty towards a specific individual that harms them) — Hope shooting Scott in the head isn't fine, but what binds them is more important than grudges. Logan finally leaving his MCU-esque Post Credits Scene Era to be with Scott! The way Black King Emma (!!!) will stoop to any low as she manipulates Scott into doing what she wants, but she is trying to protect him, she worries when he's shot, and when the perceived advantage of their separation ends, she just welcomes them all into the Hellfire Club?? It's just cathartic for me.

There are some very significant caveats in this run that I only hope I remember well enough to speak on… The Morlocks deserved better, eons before anti-mutant hate got to that level, and between Jono and Dani's roles — the X-Men having overlooked the way it's always godawful for the most marginalized among them before it was quite this godawful for all of them, the hypocrisy, it could've been explored better here with less focus on Scott and Logan. Like in Sabretooth and the Exiles, sort of, but not entirely…

(I think sometimes this works better with side books. The Simonson New Mutants run is debatably my fav and overhated in my opinion.)

Yeah, Rosenburg X-Men is very flawed, and it's extremely valid not to be into it when you hold the same energy for Krakoa's flaws, but overall (for me) it really nailed the tension and the stakes and the angst and I was extremely hooked, especially with Age of X-Men meanwhile making choices in the other books.

(I might be misremembering a bunch, too, I literally just reread my college essay from almost exactly 5 years ago to try and remind me! I was low-key exaggerating in those tags where I called it a paper, it was a 3-page one-week essay with two sources which were Rosenburg UXM and the textbook. I also re-skimmed the Ruth death issue…)

…okay one more thing also I can't lie I was heavy into David/Ruth at the time and I read that issue like three times that week it dropped, I'm not about to say it she wasn't fridged for the purpose of setting up how bad it's about to get, nor that the interesting shit it did with her powers didn't literally just mirror the excuse to write out Destiny in a very concerning pattern, but at least the story was about Ruth's pain rather than that of those left behind (which is very different from, say, the focus being on Peter Parker's pain when Ms Marvel last died; and also very different from Rahne's death, which is the worst of the run)— anyway in 2019 I was just so happy to see Ruth again after that wildly OOC Legion series that didn't mention her while David was also being a plot device in Age of X-Men (which I didn't love). I had pretty much lost hope that my X-Men Legacy babies would ever be relevant again, so it was a win for me. Not as big as Way of X, but the bar was on the floor. That said a content warning was so needed to be at the beginning instead of a fucking suicide hotline at the end.

But the Rahne trans panic murder, god. Masterclass in taking the mutant metaphor to depict the most brutal things to happen to real marginalized people (without bothering to represent them?) and it goes grossly exploitative so quick. The way X-Men's lack of sensitivity readers shows…

ANYWAYS I haven't read it in years please take my opinions with a grain of salt.

#words by seaweed #im not tagging characters for fear of I have bad opinions T-T #sorry for the slow response!! ty for the ask your an amazing writer btw #suicide #transphobia #genocide #also the “trauma porn” allegations may be different if it lasted as long as the Decimation era- did ppl say that about new x-men?#idk I wasn't reading at the time I only know how it was remembered (Rosenberg era being barely remembered lol)#I just think the Rosenburg X-Men is underrated by haters (not you)#the “haters” being the same people who took until current events to acknowledge the Zionist parallels in the Krakoa era #I took this moment to vent about the “If you don’t support Krakoa I don’t trust you” white gay dominated twitter threads from the Hox #love your “parts were good and parts were bad” take. very true. in my opinion also. even if some of our opinions diverge.#tbh for me I don't really get bothered when my favs die *if* the fav actually has a death that is focused on by the plot #and not just a throwaway death. as a lot of deaths in the Rosenberg run were!!#you know #I think I loved the M-Pox era for the same reasons (in addition to the disability aspect which works so well for X-Men)#it was less extreme which helped it work for a longer period of time. and it was way more varied / diverse books #m-pox was great

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paleode-ology · 6 months ago

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I love blocking people on tumblr dot com <3

#ode by ode #saw someone with a weird ass take about prison reform tagged as true crime and I was like u know what #I’ve lost enough brain cells as it is #like blocking strangers I’ve never interacted with is so unserious #but it gives me such a rush #fulfilling my need to be a hater without actually hurting someone’s feelings #YIPPEE

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indigo6f00ff · 1 year ago

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toontown drama on the timeline. What

#no i will not be elaborating for the sake of my sanity #at the end of the day this is a kids game thats kept alive through community support. it is fictional and what happens in it has no bearing #on the real world. that said i am a hater so i will give my take on it #it is true that some of yall are a little sus about how yall treat cogs as more than robots or basically human while toons are just animals #not to mention like... the cogs are ubiquitously the bad guys. there isnt really any arguing about that. every manager that works at cogs #has signed up under the pretense that they will be working for this banana-company-esque corporation that will be colonizing toontown to #harvest the resources in it. we dont gotta pretend otherwise #but you know what the great thing is? theyre not real. you dont have to defend their actions like theyre real #just acknowledge its a shitty thing and then draw two of em fuckin for the 70th time who give a shit #and sure there can be nuance with like “oh the cogs are treated horribly by the company too” yeah thats sympathy i get that but that also #does not cancel out the fact that they're colonizers LMAO stories aint a game where you add up negative and positive shit a characters done #to get a better score #but yall acting absolutely silly about this. just remember that while its a game maybe try not to insinuate that you see the people being #colonized as savages while always looking for redemption for the colonizers? thxxx.#p.s. barnacle bessie was absolutely right in dropping that piano on rainmakers head. if absolutely every single interaction youve had with #people working from a company is that they try to kill you and then steal your shit #you are absolutely within your right to see some bitch walkin up to you and think #“hey this person clearly associates with that company. i dont want to be killed and have my shit stolen so i better defend myself”#literally bessie was an indigenous person who was scared of one of the colonizers... stop piling on her... gah!#anyways thats more of my life than i need spent talking about this #need to answer a phone call from the bank anyways buh-bye #(and no im not gonna be tagging this with anything relevant its sort of just a vent post tbh lmao)

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thewispsings · 1 month ago

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Could you do a part 2 to please date my sister in law with max and r getting married?

wedding of the century | max verstappen

part 2 of ‘please date my sister in law’

pairing: max verstappen x reader

summary: one year after charles sets up his sister in law with max, the world is preparing for the wedding of the century.

liked by charles_leclerc, yourusername, landonorris, and 819,717 others!

maxverstappen1: to be wed 💙

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user1: OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING

user2: STAY CALM EVERYONE!! STAY CALM!! STAY FUCKING CALM

user3: charles leclerc found yelling out in happiness, 3:21 AM, monaco.

user4: oh my god

user5: omg

user6: the pictures are so cute 🥹

user7: THAT SHOUDLVE BEEN ME

user8: marrying max? or marrying yn?

user7: BOTH

user9: max waited no time to put a ring on that

user10: AHH IM SO EXCITED

user11: i can live out my wedding fantasies through you guys 🥹

user12: i know charles is freaking out rn

charles_leclerc: oh yes. i’ll be over with the binder in five minutes.

user13: he’s actually at lot more calmer then i expected

yoursistersuser: nope! he yelled for a straight ten minutes after this was posted

user14: yeah that sound more like him…

user15: so happy for you two 🤞

landonorris: so when can i pick up my bridesmaid dress?

maxverstappen1: you mean your groomsmen suit?….

landonorris: i know what i meant

user16: i hope max takes her last name

danielricciardo: how funny would it have been if she said no

maxverstappen1: not funny at all

danielricciardo: tough crowd

user17: ahhhh congratulations!!

user18: NO PLS NO

user19; you have shattered my heart

yourusername: FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT

maxverstappen1: YOU TOLD ME I COULD MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST??

yourusername: I LIED I WAS GOING TO BEAT YOU TO IT

maxverstappen1: HAHAH SLOW POKE

user20: these are the two getting married btw

user21: i didn’t want you anyways 😒

liked by, charles_leclerc, oscarpiastri, maxverstappen1, and 916,016 others!

yourusername: officially a #fiancé! 😾

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user22: so it’s real….

user23: why wouldn’t it be real?

user22: idk i was hoping max went crazy and just started making shit up

user24: you know what. hell yeah.

user25: mama a happy future ahead of YOU 💜

user26: CONGRATULATIONS!!

user27: no….

user28: this just broke my heart

user29: so happy for you two 🥹

user30: if anyone deserves this happiness, it’s you!! congratulations 🎊

oscarpiastri: oh he wasn’t kidding

oscarpiastri: you said yes?…

yourusername: i cannot deal with your negativity today oscar

oscarpiastri: IM JUST SAYING

oscarpiastri: you said yes?…

user31: let’s all say thank you charles!!

charles_leclerc: YES THANK YOU CHARLES! WE ALL THANK CHARLES!!

charles_leclerc: and too think they all called me crazy for setting them up!

charles_leclerc: HA

charles_leclerc: and to think…

user32: you’re talking to yourself babe

landonorris: i can’t wait to pick up my bridesmaid dress

yourusername; we talked about this lando

landonorris: i know 😔

user33: does this mean lando isn’t a bridesmaid? because i would KILL to see that man in a dress

user34: HELL YEAH!!

user35: true love, rock on 🤘

user36: 50 percent of marriages end in divorce

user37: genuinely, why would you say this

user36: i’m a hater to my core

user38: no you’re a bitch to your core

user39; oh damn

yoursistersuser: love you babe 💜 but pls tell charles he can calm it with the wedding planning

yourusername: and you think he’ll listen to me?

yoursistersuser: no, but it was worth it a try 💔

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charles_leclerc: it’s always hows the wedding plannING? and never hows the wedding plannER? 😕

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user40: nobody gaf how you are, WHENS THE WEDDING?????

carlossainz: when’s the wedding?

user41: you signed up for this buddy, when’s the fricking wedding???

oscarpiastri: when’s the wedding?

user44: uh huh, uh huh, yep totally agree! when’s the wedding?

user45: who cares, when’s the wedding?

user46: i don’t care, when’s the wedding??

landonorris: when’s the wedding?

user47: don’t give a shit, when’s the wedding?

user48: chop chop wedding planner, when’s the wedding????

danielricciardo: when’s the wedding?

user49: OMG CHARLES NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, WHENS THE WEDDING????

user50: shut up when nobody asks, when’s the wedding????

maxverstappen1: when’s the wedding?

user51: boy who asked? when’s the wedding?????

charles_leclerc: I WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE WEDDING DATE. BUT YOU SICK FUCKS DONT DESERVE IT! SO FUCK YOU ALL!!! YOU WONT KNOW WHEN THE WEDDING IS!! HA HA HA. LOSERS.

user51: charles wait we were joking

user52: don’t pmo

user53: DONT BE SUCH A BABY!!! WHENS THE FUCKING WEDDING?

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maxverstappen1: i’ve reached peak happiness

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user53: you are fucking kidding me

user54: CHARLES I WILL KILL YOU

user55: WHAT

user56: WHEN

user57: HOW

user58: WHERE

yourusername; 💙💙

user59: BUT YOU JUST PROPOSED??? LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO

user60: no, you guys are actually so fake for this

user61: wow, i can’t believe this

landonorris: congratulations!! i still think me as a bridesmaid would’ve been amazing but….

maxverstappen1: let it go lando

landonorris; FINE

user62: charles when i find you

user63: i say we all kill charles on his birthday

user64: how could you guys do this to me??

oscarpiastri: loved the shrimp! 🦐

user65: THEY HAD SHRIMP

user66: charles planned a whole wedding in 3 months???

use67: that’s actually so impressive

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yourusername: i win! 👰‍♀️

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user68: you’re actually fucking kidding me. charles leclerc when i find you

user69: not to much now, he did plan this in 3 only months

charles_leclerc: THANK YOU!! HOW ABOUT SOME APPRECIATION FOR MY PLANNING

user70: stfu. it’s your fault non of us knew when the wedding was going to be

user71: these pictures are so cute 🥰

user78: living through you guys rn

user79: someday i hope to be married to someone who loves me as much as max loves yn

user80: con😭gra😭tula😭tions😭

user81: so happy for you guys!!! i will go kill myself now!!!

user82: THAT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

user83: that man did NOT wait to put a ring on it

user84: if he wanted to, he would

user85: let this be a reminder to women that if someone wanted to marry you, they would!! congratulations 💙

oscarpiastri: loved the shrimps 🍤

user86: we get it oscar

oscarpiastri; no. you don’t. the shrimp were delicious.

user87: don’t brag

oscarpiastri: i’ll brag all i want. you can’t do anything about it because i had the shrimp and you didn’t 😹

user88: oh damn

user89: someone’s passionate about the shrimp…

yoursistersuser: love you to the moon and back 🌙

yourusername:💛💛💛

charles_leclerc: i’m hearing a lot of ‘love you’ and ‘shrimps’ but i’m not hearing enough ‘thank you charles for planning a beautiful wedding in 3 months and taking time out of your very BUSY racing career to make sure my wedding was amazing’

yourusername: don’t act like you didn’t beg me to let you plan the wedding

maxverstappen1: yeah, me and yn were fine with eloping

charles_leclerc: please guys, no need to thank me! it was my pleasure ❤️

oscarpiastri: the shrimp were great man

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charles_leclerc: since no one else will say it 😒 thank you charles for planning a beautiful wedding in 3 months and taking time out of your very BUSY racing career to make sure my wedding was amazing

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user91: i’m still pissed at you for not telling us when the wedding is

user91: it was a beautiful wedding tho

charles_leclerc: thank you charles!!

charles_leclerc: of course charles!!!

charles_leclerc: beautiful work!! especially with the very short time you were given

user92: maybe we shouldn’t let charles plan anymore weddings, it looks like they’ve drove him insane

carlossainz: i look gorgeous

oscarpiastri: the shrimps were chef kiss 🤌

landonorris: what is with you man?

georgerussell63: are you still drunk?

user93: charles posting more photos then the actual people who got married is so funny 😭

user93: it really sums up their relationship

user94: beautiful wedding planning charles!! 👏

user95: how much do you charge??

user96: i still can’t believe yn and max got together, engaged, and married in less then 2 years

user97: i bet she’s pregnant

user98: WOAH

user99: where tf did that come from

user100: or maybe they just love each other??? not everyone waits years and years hoping that their shitty bf will propose to them

user101: oh! okay!

user102: you ate those decorations up charles

user103: the flowers??? gorgeous

user103: if yn and max ever divorce, i will kill myself

oscarpiastri: great shrimp 🥰

user14: what tf is wrong with you

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thank you fo rrequesting!!! life’s been busy but i hope you guys didn’t forget me 🩶

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