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irondadheadcanons · 7 years ago

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Peter has spider instincts and he can control them eighty percent of the time of course Peter hasn't told Tony of this Tony finds out when Peter comes back in to the compound kitchen covered in blood and a look of extreme satisfaction on his face (he ate a deer and fought a bear) and after Peter's shower they have a talk

(QUICK NOTE: We wrote this at 4:30 am. Just… just remember that, okay?)

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(italics are kat/@losingmymindtonight and regular is shannon/@parkrstark)

Okay… so… there’s a lot to unpack here.

First of all: why would a spider FIGHT A BEAR

Where did he FIND A BEAR in NYC??

Was he upstate already?

Did he kill the deer himself or did he steal the deerfrom a bear and that’s why he fought one?

Do spiders even eat deer?

I love how serious you’re going into this

This is IMPORTANT STUFF SHANNON

Listen. If Peter can control his spider instincts 80% ofthe time then that means that 20% of his life he CAN’T

Which means he spends about 73 days a year just… punchingbears and eating deer

I’m concerned

He should get that checked out

“Bruce… Bruce we’ve got a teenie little problem”

Okay okay so I looked into it and the biggest animal Ican find record of a spider eating is a bird or a rat so i’m not sure how wegot a deer here

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP. YOUR BROWSER HISTORY IS ALREADYQUESTIONABLE FROM YOUR WHUMP RESEARCH

So Upstate New York’s black bear population is currentlyestimated at 6,000-8,000. That means that if Peter kills a black bear everytime he loses control of his “spider instincts,” it will take him about 83years to eradicate the entire population (assuming that the bears aren’treproducing)

Significantly less if he can knock out two each episode

What the fuck

Do you like my science Shannon?

#1 I think that’s math #2 I could be wrong about #1 becauseI always skipped science class #3 why are you like this

I imagine that Tony thought #3 too when Peter camewaltzing into the Compound covered in blood and deer guts

On that note: CAN YOU BELIEVE TONY LET HIM TAKE A SHOWERBEFORE TALKING ABOUT THIS

IM SORRY SHANNON

BUT IF YOU ROLLED INTO MY HOUSE COVERED IN BITS OF DEAD DEER

THE SHOWER CAN WAIT

WE HAVIN A TALK FIRST

I can assure you, I will never come to your house covered indead deer

And also

Why did he eat the deer but not the bear

SEE NOW YOU’RE GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT

Do deer taste better than bears?

Let me ask Google

I await a response with baited breath

Truly how did I live before knowing the answer to thisquestion

So apparently bear meat can taste pretty nasty if thebear has been eating a lot of salmon or carrion

So maybe it was just a really nasty bear

And Peter was like “nah. Let me get at that raw deer meatinstead”

So maybe Peter tracks the bear’s diet before attacking it

Do you think he kills the bear or does he just

Roundhouse kick it in the jaw

I was wondering that

“I’M THE CAPTAIN NOW”

And the bear is just like “yessir”

Maybe he just knocks it out and then… calls it a day

Maybe he’s already full from the deer???

Which came first: the deer or the bear

Does he just… get the urge to fight bears??? Or does heget the urge to eat deer and therefore fights bears for their deer carcasses???

Maybe the deer guts on him attracted the bear so he had tofight off the bear. He didn’t want to kill it, it was just self defense

Because even in spider instinct mode, Peter is still achill bro

I just googled “is there a bear-fighting spider”

There isn’t, but apparently there IS a sport known asspider fighting

Which is exactly what it sounds like

Spiders fighting each other?

Yep

For what purpose?

Is it like a game?? A mating ritual??

DIRECTLY FROM WIKIPEDIA: “In the United States, spider-fighting is also prevalentin prisons in Florida, where inmates catch them and keep them in boxes as pets.In 2002, a fight between three inmates over the theft of a pet spider resultedin life-threatening skull injuries to one inmate and additional charges to theother two.”

SHANNON I CANT BREATHE

Life gets rough in the big house

You have to rely on spider fights

“Life threatening skull injuries”

That must have been one hell of a spider, to warrant that

Also, the ambiguity of “they have a talk” is just………there’s so much option there

There is NO info about Tony’s reaction AT ALL

I’d hope his reaction involves some concern

“Comes back to the kitchen” also means that they were justchilling in the kitchen, probably talking about some cool suit upgrades, whenPeter was suddenly like, “hold on, fam, spider instincts, gotta eat a deer” andthen goes out and comes back after however long it takes him to do this

“Peter? What did you even DO?!”

“Oh, you know. Killed a deer, fought a bear.”

“You fought a WHAT NOW?!”

“Spider instincts”

“There is not a species of spider ALIVE that does thisshit, Peter. THIS IS NOT NORMAL WHAT THE FUCK”

“WAIT. DID YOU EAT RAW, UNPROCESSED DEER MEAT??? DEARGOD. BRUCE??? PETER NEEDS A RABIES SHOT ASAP”

“Some spiders hibernate, some eat deer.”

Listen. We as a society need to accept ALL types ofspiders, strange bear fighting habits and all

And this conversation happens after the shower… does Tonyask or does he just shove him right into the bathroom?

Does he think it’s human blood at first??????

“Do we need this hide a body??? PETER??? DO WE NEED TOHIDE A BODY???”

IMMEDIATE SUPPORT FROM IRONDAD

If he has a satisfied look on his face, does that meanthat Peter’s spider instincts are still going off or does the normal humanPeter just see…… no problem with this turn of events???

Is he satisfied with the taste of the deer or the outcome ofthe bear fight?????

Maybe he’s used to it and he’s just riding that spiderinstinct high for a little while longer

Does Peter’s bucket list just look like:

1. Meet Mark Hamill2. Build a Lego Death Star3. Go to Comic Con4. Fight a fucking bear5. Pet a Dalmation

Okay but the concept of the instincts being like a highis HELLA amusing to me

“Yeah hi my name is Peter and I get high off of DECKINGBEARS and MURDERING DEER with my BARE HANDS”

Does he always eat deer? Or is it this like steadyprogression of animals. Maybe he started small with like squirrels and slowlymoves his way up the animal kingdom

The endgame is a blue whale

“Mr. Stark, can we go on a cruise?”

“…… why?”

“No reason”

Just, for a sec, imagine Peter fighting a blue whale

How do you even fight something that big???

Does he nibble on it slowly and the whale doesn’t evenrealize it

Or does he fucking pick it up by the tail and bodyslam itback and forth

BOTH IMAGES ARE GLORIOUS

“Happy? Where’s the kid?”

“I thought you had him?”

“Ah shit. He’s trying to eat a damn whale again.”

IM CRYING

So now Tony knows the 20% of Peter’s life where he losescontrol…..what does he do??? Does he lock him in the Compound with some cookeddeer meat? Does he let him loose with a really long leash? Does he follow himaround spray bottle filled with water for when he tries going after the wronganimals?

Peter sees a squirrel and starts foaming at the mouth andTony just pulls out a spray bottle and sprays him in the face

“No! Bad Peter! Leave it!”

“If you’re good I’ve got some raw bison waiting at homewith your name on it”

“This time I won’t try hiding vegetables in the rottingcarcass.”

“No, you still have to eat them! You’re still a growingspider…boy…thing”

I love how we just assume that Tony would just look atthis situation and go “…this is fine”

Actual footage of Tony

Maybe he’s afraid he’ll be the next snack if he upsets Peter

Peter just starts gnawing on one of the receptionists andTony runs over with the spray bottle like “SPIT IT OUT”

…. we’re getting into dangerous territory now

“DAMNIT PETER. I CAN’T LOSE ANOTHER WORKER. NOT AGAIN.”

“NOT AGAIN”

Poor Jenny Carter came into work wearing her fox coat. Shewas never seen again.

You know what? Serves her right for supporting the peltindustry

Peter wears Jenna like a coat

Oh GOD

But only when he’s high on spider juices

Tony has an important business meeting and the other personkeeps staring down at Tony’s leg in concern. Peter is gnawing at his anklebecause that last deer just wasn’t enough.

Tony’s like “WHAT’S THE MATTER YOU NEVER SEEN A SPIDERFEEDING BEFORE”

Peter never actually hurts Tony because even as a highspider, the irondad bond is too strong. And Tony trusts him enough to let ithappen

…… are you making this cute right now

It seems I am

Tony keeps a bag full of dried strips of meat on him tolet Peter chew on during his “episodes”

Happy mistakes it for jerky one day

Poor Happy

HAPPY WOULD BE SO FUCKING DONE

*Peter is chewing on Tony’s shoulder*

“TONY THIS IS NOT NORMAL”

“But look how cute he is”

“TONY HE’S TRYING TO EAT YOU”

“He’s giving me kisses. What a good son”

“WHAT THE FUCK”

“THIS WAS NOT IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION TONY”

Happy is disrupting Peter’s peace so when he’s complainingto Tony, Peter gets really close and Happy flinches expecting to lose an armbut Peter just slaps him across the face with his dried meat strip

“Bad Happy”

Tony’s grinning. “That’s right, buddy. Bad Happy. Shameon you, Hap. Look at him. He’s an angel”

“Spray.”

“You’re right, kiddo. Bad Happy needs a spray.”

“Tony, don’t you.. I swear to god if you—”

TONY GETS SO USED TO USING THE SPRAY BOTTLE THAT ONE DAYIN A MEETING HE JUST BUSTS IT OUT WHEN ONE OF THE STOCKHOLDERS IS BEINGDIFFICULT AND SPRAYS HIM IN THE FACE

So what state does Peter revert to while he’s in this spiderkilling mode… what kind of state of mind does he have? Like he’s high? He’sdrunk? He’s a toddler? He’s a dog?

He seems like a mix between a toddler/a dog/and a dogaddict

*drug addict

I meant drug addict

Sorry, I was just projecting there

He’s addicted to petting puppies

And chewing on them…. There was that one reallyunfortunate incident at the animal shelter….

They don’t talk about that… Lucky gets by with three legsfine now.

Shannon do you realize this is the most elaborateheadcanon we’ve ever done

This may be my favorite one yet

… Shannon we can do crack now too

Crack, whump, and fluff: THE HOLY TRINITY

This is our legacy

#tony & peter #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #spiderson #irondad headcanons

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whorror-jpeg · 7 years ago

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Billy Hargrove: Lady-Killer

Pairing: Billy Hargrove x Reader

Summary: the reader has anxiety, but it’s okay. Billy has her back.

Prompts: 25- “What the hell were you thinking?!?” 26- “Here, let me help you.” 82-“Just breath, okay?”

Song: Come on Eileen- Dexys Midnight Runners

Request: Lidi, who is an aNGEL GODDESS asked for this, and I absolutely love her. She’s a beautiful writer, go give her a check! @letmeletmetrashyourlove

Requests Are: Open

Warning(s): cursing, depictions of panic attacks, sexual references, angst, fluff, reader is a Henderson

Word count: 1.2k

Author’s note: as someone with several anxiety disorders, i hope this is portrayed well. I hope you like it! PS THIS WAS REALLY GOOD AND THEN GOOGLE DECIDED TO DELETE LIKE 5 FUCKING PARAGRAPHS AND IM SO ANGRY.

You had met the infamous Billy Hargrove the day he’d walked through Hawkins High. How could you not have? Your locker was directly next to his, not to mention the two classes you’d shared with him.

And honestly? You didn’t understand the fuss over him. The guys either hated him or loved him because of how much of a “lady-killer” he was (Jonathan had called him this, not you, and you nearly choked on the sandwich you were chowing on), and how he ‘dethroned’ Steve Harrington (a boy you’d come to know through your close friend Nancy. He’d never admit, but he was actually slightly upset). The girls either thought he was the hottest guy in town, or the biggest misogynist.

You? You were both. You couldn’t deny how handsome his denim clad everything was, but at the end of the day, it was tiring seeing different girls pushed up right next to and being pinned by his hips. But when he wasn’t being a complete and horny ken doll, he was genuinely nice to you. He’d ask how your day was the times he wasn’t all over a girl, and if Jonathan or Nancy had something to do at lunch, leaving you alone, he’d come sit next to you and you’d share some of your Doritos with him. If you expected him, he’d even gain his own bag at times.

Of course, this gained some negative attention of the girls Billy had been with.

Now it was the time of some girls party Nancy had asked you to go to with her, Jonathan, and Steve. And while you didn’t wanna go, and you’d told Nancy you really thought it was a really bad idea for you to go, here you were, on a stranger’s couch, with a cup of “pure fuel”. In the background, you could hear Billy screaming “Yeah! That’s how you do it, Hawkins!”

You’d chuckled and took a sip of whatever the hell was in the “pure fuel”.

You felt the couch dip beside you. It was Carol, the school’s prettiest girl and your daily harasser. You inhaled, shakily, taking another drink from your cup.

“What are you doing here, (Y/N)? Looking for a quick dick? Where are you friends?”

Her friends chuckled annoyingly at this, “oh, wait, you don’t have any.”

Your breathing quickened, hands getting clammy, eyes watered up. You didn’t notice Billy making his way to you before getting up to leave through the front door.

The cool autumnal air kissed your skin. It was cold, and you really should've brought a jacket, but it helped, even if your body told you it wasn't.

As you walked down the street, aiming for your house, you heard a car rev. Thinking it was another passerby, you ignored it, until you heard it stop and someone open then close the door. You turned, only to be met with your locker neighbor.

“What the hell were you thinking, (Y/N)?! It’s freezing!”

You stared at him not processing what was happening, “you okay? What happened?”

And that’s how Billy Hargrove made you cry without meaning to. You broke down, holding yourself tighter while hyperventilating. Billy made his way to you, took of his well-loved jacket, and put it around you, before hugging you, a hand on the top of your head, holding you to his chest, the other on the small of your back. This Billy, the one without the constant want of sex and substance, was sweet, soft, caring.

“It’s okay, doll, it’s okay. Just breathe, okay? Here, let me help you.”

He guided you to his car, the instant relief of warm air hitting you. Your arms gripped his jacket as he buckled you in, kissing the top of your head.

He kissed the top of your head.

He did that.

But it wasn’t Billy Fuckboy Hargrove, again. He was simply letting you know that he’s got you. And the he cares for you. You looked at him, and smiled. He brought his hand to your cheek, rubbing it with his thumb, before going around and getting in his seat.

“Where to?”

You shrugged, not actually wanting to go back home. Your mom worried about you anyways, with your anxiety, Dustin’s constant disappearances, and Mews not showing up (you knew that rat was dead, but you couldn’t bring yourself to tell her). Billy shrugged jokingly, grinning at you, before driving back into town. You rested your head against the cool window, finally calming down.

The drive was to a cute, open-all-day diner. It’s mint green and baby pink theme hugged your eyes in a welcoming hold. You smiled.

“Wanna grab a coffee sometime?” Billy asked, half joking, half seriously.

You breathily chuckled, “are you asking me on a date while we’re in front of it?”

He gave a hearty laugh, “yeah, I guess I am, Henderson. So, what do you say, huh?”

You nodded, opening the door as Billy got out as well, and walked inside. You were greeted by an older lady, who was too tired for her own good, and sat down at a back booth.

After giving your order, you sat in silence, thinking about what to say, as Billy lit a cigarette. He offered it to you, which you kindly declined.

“I’m sorry about earlier, I just-”

Billy cut you off, “you don’t need to explain, doll. We’ve got our own shit to deal with.” he smirked his normal Billy-esque smirk and took your hand in his.

“Thank you.” you whispered.

“Nah, thank you.”

You frowned at him and he lightly smiled, before receiving his pecan pie and boyishly digging in.

The two of you stayed there for a while, chatting, asking silly question, and eventually opened up to one another. He talked some about his home life, which gave you some insight as to why he craved such obscenities, and you talked about your own home life, and how your brother is doing a little better with the school and his bullies.

He drove you home that night, and walks you to your doorstep.

“Thanks for the ride, Billy.” you looked down, smiling.

“Thanks for the date, (Y/N).” he plays. You look up, and he stares at you for a bit, smiling, before leaning down and kissing your cheek.

“I gotta head home, but I’ll see you at school.”

“Yeah…”

You watched him drive off, taking his time and actually doing the speed limit, before you walked in the house. You were greeted with Dustin and your mother, staring jumping back from the window next to the door and acting like they weren’t spying on you.

“You guys suck.” you laughed.

“You suck! You’re the one hanging out with Billy Hargrove! Letting him get all mushy-mushy with you!” Dustin joked with your mom.

“Mom, make him stop.” you whined jokingly, hugging the both of them.

Dustin started complaining, “Ewww, you smell like him! Hey is that his jacket? Gross!”

You only then realized you still had his jacket on. Well, now you’d have an excuse to talk to him first thing Monday morning.

#billy hargrove #billy hargrove x reader #stranger things #jonathan byers #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #ms. henderson #dustin henderson #st

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surviveatitlan · 7 years ago

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Episode 3 - I’m Literally Googling How to Protect Myself From Hexes - Francie

Francie

I'm literally googling how to protect myself from hexes

Yep!! Two tribes of 9!! I know a ton of ppl on this tribe so that should help but like, I still gotta be careful lmao. I'm gonna try not to work too closely with Emily because I don't want to hear any bs about "premades" like the last game we played together

i am literally hosting/was hosting (in tim's case) half this tribe + emily is my cohost rn wtfffff omg

Tim

So everything was going goood in my old tribe and all of a sudden we SWAP? I was not readyyyy. Like we were gonna rule the game as a tribe of 5. Tolimàn was robbed by one point yall.

Francie

the original acatenango peeps (the aca tacos) are trying to get tim and autumn to work with us rn so lets hope we can get this group together and have it be solid. autumn has no og tribemates left so that might help us. people to be wary of: heather and emily, both individually and as a duo bc I know that they adore each other so I can totally see them being a duo I gotta downplay my attachment to the aca tacos, esp my ride or die olivia

Allan

I'm really glad this swap happened. I really didn't feel accepted by my first tribe and I know if we went to Tribal, I'd most likely be out. Now I have the chance to make new allies. My strategy is to tell them that I didn't bond with my old tribe at all and hope that they see me as an opportunity for an alliance.

Tim

Me after seeing this challenge: https://confsnavarino.tumblr.com/post/171111635506 ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY GO CHECK IT OUT LOL

Francie

yep. tim/autumn/sammy/olivia/me alliance is a thing now. fingers crossed

Tim

Fill me up will alllll your propaganda. This is my second chance and I'm ready to get to the end.

Jay Bee

Honestly I think this swap has put me in a good position. I know enough people well enough to have options, but not well enough that I think I'll be targeted because of it. I have no idea who the fuck I'm going to align with though. The idea of Rebecka/Madison is scary, and Timmy says Rebecka/Dan is also a thing. I trust Timmy for some reason (I'm a meninist #exposed). OKAY so here's a swap assessment night 1: Timmy - Like I said, idk why but I Trust Ha. Hopefully he's not secretly a rat Bryan - A grade a Good Boy. Would definitely like to align with him. We just called for like half an hour so I'm hoping to nail down a relationship there. Brian - Um? I guess he's pretty new, which I think is good. I think he's really the only person on this tribe with no preconceived notions of me or other people Rebecka - Love her to death but SCARED of her relationship with Madison Madison - Same Dan - Seems okay, but I know he's friends with Rebecka so we love a core trio AnnMarie - please work with me Nick - Nobody seems to like him. I think he'll go if we lose, which is at least convenient if not good. Debating if I want to work with him just so that I'm not on the bottom. Rebecka proposed a me/Rebecka/Madison/Timmy/Bryan alliance but honeslee? I think in that formation I'm on the bottom, unless I can get Timmy and Bryan to want to work together with me. Anyway as usual I'm screaming.

Autumn

Me coming home to a bunch of strangers in my tribe https://media.giphy.com/media/nLhdSinRtaL2E/giphy.gif Y'all snatched my whole family and I should be pissed but like I'm really here for this new group so I won't turn up (maybe). Tim is my son, I love Francie, Olivia, and and Sammy already, Heather and Allan seem cool, and then Emily and I are on good terms again lmao. No comment on Jacob. So I come into tribe with all these new people, I'm juggling 7 conversations, and then Francie was like hitting me up for an alliance. I say yeah I really trust you and less than a minute later I'm in an alliance w/ Francie, Tim, Olivia, AND Sammy aka everyone I love? Nut the admins did me a favor https://media1.giphy.com/media/OTbo92zetdsha/giphy.gif

Timmy

This tribe swap is the best thing to ever happen. I actually know where I stand with Rebecka which is great. I know she will always have Dan's interests over mine so that is something I need to think about long-term, but for now it is okay because we are working together. Right now my number 1 is still Jay, I just have a really good feeling about Jay. Bryan worries me because he is an amazing player and I did vote him out in Alaska so who knows if he is bitter about that but we're talking right now so that is good. The second I saw Madison on the cast reveal I knew that I wanted to work with her because we did not get to in Himalayas and I knew ever since then that I wanted to work with her. She is messy and consistently messy but that could be good for me. Might as well have her on my side because if she isn't then I could go fast. But this tribe is amazing, best tribe swap ever!

Jay Bee

I honestly have no idea where the balance between cracked and inactive is!!!! Do you just.,.,.,..,not talk to people? I don't understand. I'm screaming. Help.

Francie

we're towards the end of this challenge i swear to god if jacob doesnt come online in time and fucking costs us this challenge.......

Jay Bee

We're doing the challenge right now and I'm SO DAMN STRESSED. I have a very hard time trying to let other people handle things and trusting others in general, so this is a special kind of hell. I can't believe this season supports underage binge drinking AND I can't believe I wish I were actually drunk. Send help.

Autumn

Candle king walking into Atitlan tonight? Sounds A-lit-lan https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/7/16/enhanced/webdr08/anigif_enhanced-20692-1420664628-12.gif https://em.wattpad.com/f6983ef619f199370692a5d6aa61048004415cc4/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f5a6e503033794868705a68795a673d3d2d3437393237303538382e313465626162373863366266356435353733373138343330393837362e676966?s=fit&w=1280&h=1280

Tim

So I FORGOT TO CONFESS HAHAHAH But this tribe swap puts me in a seemingly good spot my tribe seems strong and capable! An alliance was formed by Olivia that consists of her, me, Francie, Sammy and Autumn. I doubt that it will last simply due to the fact that it was based on absolutely nothing game wise. Im looking forward to working with Autumn closely as well as Emily so theres that! The 99 bottles challenge was intersecting as Jay would say. IT FUCKNG STRESSED ME THE FUCK OUT. It felt like I was micromanaging a little Ceasers or something. Making the lists AND posting at the same time?? Allan messed up but it was no big deal at all. JAKE DISAPPEARED ON US which sucks heavilyyyyyyy. Hes prob going if we lose again. Hopefully. ANYWAYS THAT reward challenge is giving me multiple strokes and gastreoarthritis or some shit like that lmao. I lieterally fel like Cirie in that one episode where she kept falling of of that balance beam. Im such a comp flop I mean the only comp I can win is Mastermind and thats if im lucky.

Nick

ABOUT TRIBE SWAP so we get into our new times and ONCE AGAIN all the people im close with exception for madison and timmy IS ON THE OTHER TRIBE AHH. Dan and Rebeckka hate me for the drama we had a month ago or so. Timmy is good friends with Dan and Beckka from what I know so like im probably screwed if we dont win the challenge. SO yeahhh this will be interesting I want my old tribe back LOLOL

Tim

So I forgot to mention that Em and I were sharing letters and so that at least lets me know that she is interested in working with meee. Also im gonna lie and say I didnt get a letter because I didnt attempt fhjksk s (Reward challenge that is)

Nick

CHALLENGE so we lost the semi live challenge .. kind of embarassing like too We had this whole plan set up and it got ruined Now i am going to tribal and welll if im voted out then i wont be surprised. Hopefully I have been proving myself helpful in challenges so hopefully im kept around longer #prayfornick

Jay Bee

This tribal is gonna be batshit!! Literally twenty minutes ago everyone was like "let's just go nick" but now I'm really Thinking About It and. That would be stupid. If you look at Madison/Dan/Rebecka as a trio (with Rebecka/Madison as a core duo OR Rebecka/Dan as a core duo) and with Bryan as kind of a gentle soul sucking their teet (love u bryan), then that's a solid group of 4. If Timmy and I (I guess I'm a meninst now bc we're f2 or some shit) go with that group, leaving out Brian and AnnMarie, to vote out Nick, that puts the two of us on the bottom of a 6-person alliance. The next tribal could be 4 vs. 4. If we save Nick, however, and vote off Rebecka - therefore voiding both the madison/rebecka duo and the dan/rebecka duo, thus destroying the trio - the next tribal could be 5 vs. 3 and we won't have one of the biggest social threats still in the game with two of her closest allies up with her. I think that would put me in a much better position long-term because I really need a core group of people who aren't ingrained with Emily/Francie/Heather/Olivia come a merge situation where it's my kids vs. me. Timmy, Brian, AnnMarie, and (unfortunately) Nick could be an integral part of that. Especially Brian, since he's new. I can use new. I need to keep around players who don't know me that well.

Timmy

Jay is cracked and I love her for it. We are playing so messy and are in alliances with literally the entire tribe. Love being a swing vote. Splitting up Rebecka and Dan is going to be a great move, it will suck personally and Dan will give me a lot of shit for it (and Rebecka might too) but it is just a game so have to have fun and being a mess is fun to me. Might as well be toward the top of a group than knowing I'm at the bottom of the group of 4 (Dan/Rebecka/Madison/me). I'm really just hoping this doesn't hurt me having a relationship with Madison at some point because I still want to work with her. The only worry in the plan is Brian because who knows what goes on in his head but I know he isn't controlled by Rebecka who is just telling everyone her plan and adding people to alliances without asking. Like I never said I was okay with her/dan/madison (I was happy to have a group, but a better one came along). All in all though, Jay is my number one so whatever benefits us both is what I am here for.

Brian

Its still eh. Some people are fake and there is so much pre-season relationships that i'm so oof. BUT i dont wanna be in the minority and if joining a make shift alliance helps, i'm down for it.

Bryan

Woo ok so we lost. That sucks. But I’m in an alliance with rebecka, dan, jay, Madison, and Timmy. And our goal is to vote out nick. I’m fine with that operative. He already talked about wanting to go against me rebecka and dan so like oops. I also love Annemarie. I need at least one person outside that alliance and that is her.

Allan

THANK GOD WE WON THAT CAUSE I FUCKED UP. But like seriously, I was so scared that we were gonna lose and I was gonna be at fault for it. Tbh I'm a little annoyed cause it really feels like Tim and I did all the work and when we asked other people to take over, no one offered. It really makes a bit dubious about trusting my tribe.

Olivia

Woohoo! We won immunity! I am just so happy about that. I have a nice sweet little alliance going with the three aca tacos and another one with us three and tim and autumn. Autumn is all alone and idk Tim's relationship with Allan. Tim Allan. Ahahahahhhaha. Anyways. Jacob's ass was GONE if we hadn't won. He is still my target should we lose the next one. I also did Pancreas and got a 29 minute score which I am assuming is terrible but who knows. I love Emily and Heather but I know for a fact, without confirmation, those two are working together. Emily has fawned over Heather since isle of skye and I just know they're a pair. I love both SO MUCH but i can't fully trust either. I thought for sure that being on a tribe with heather and tim, two close friends of mine, we'd immediately bond and become our new ride or dies. lol. but i think i can still work with both maybe but i like the 5 i already have so i guess we will see. how is it i have two idols, an extra vote, and i won immunity in another org but this one i got THIRTY MINUTES at Pancreas. oh well.

Heather

I have not confessed about my new tribe yet. I am now on the Atitlan tribe which is fun, and I have Emily who is a queen. Plus now I have some of my Isle of Skye people. I've missed playing with Olivia so much, ughh love of my life. And Tim is such an iconic king. Also Jacob from my other tribe, who has been inactive recently. Gotta do other impressions too Francie: I love them with all my hort. What a perfect bean. Allan: Seems super chill but immediately went into game talk Autumn: A sweetheart ughh my love. Saved our ass in the challenge like 5 times. Sammy: He likes musical theatre so I love him. nuff said AND WE WON OUR FIRST CHALLENGE TOGETHER WHICH IS FUN SO YEET

Dan

So this is a damn mess, I really want to trust that Nick doesn't have a secret majority alliance against me and Beckka because I don't know why literally everyone would just lie, ya know? But I wouldn't be surprised if it happens honestly. I think Beckka would go over me???? But like that's the ugliest thing ever. I don't know why Jay would make an alliance with most of the people in the game if it wasn't a solid thing, but like I'm still paranoid af. IT'S SO EARLY TO FLIP.

AnnMarie

I am so glad we didn't have to complete the full challenge because that was something I did not want to do at all (sorry Cameron). The only.nad part is that we have to go to tribal. Nick's name has been flying from all directions, and it's the obvious easy vote, but Nick is saying that Dan and rebecka are a powerful team. Jay has said that as well, so I don't really know what may go down at tribal. What I do know is that Nick will probably be the person voted out, as long as nothing super dramatic happens in the tribe. I'm super close to Jay and she's just amazing, Dan's super nice, and I LOVE BRYAN OK HE IS SO NICE AND I HOPE HE DOESNT END UP BEING A JERK in the long run. I'm so happy that I get to play with these people, and I can't wait to start a good alliance in this game with them.

Jay Bee

Loyalty? Who's she?

I told Nick EXPLICITLY last night not to tell Madison about our plan or alliance because she would tell Dan and Rebecka. Today, I wake up to the intel (from Dan) that Nick told Madison about everything. And guess the fuck what!! She told Rebecka and Madison. I'M NOT DUMB, NICK! Thankfully they all thought Nick was trying to make a power play and they don't believe I'm with Nick. NICK DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW CLOSE I AM TO SLITTING YOUR THROAT!!! If you're gonna be loose-lipped I'm going to have to vote you out! Ugh. This is such a prickly position. I would much rather work with Brian/AnnMarie/Timmy just because they don't know me as well as Rebecka and Madison (and to an extent Bryan through Emily) do. I'm trying to figure out who the most disenfranchised people on the tribe are and use them because if I can be their only source of trust, they're always going to be loyal to me. The problem is that I don't want the next tribal to be 4 vs. 4. That gets messy really fast. If I do vote for Nick in the big group of Madison/Rebecka/Bryan/Dan/Timmy, that puts me in an alliance with all the power players and leaves out AnnMarie and Brian, who would be much smarter to have on my side in a merge situation, unless I want to go meat shield tactic in this game. I don't know Ugh. Timmy, please come online so I can talk through all of this.

Rebecka and Dan

https://youtu.be/AUDFxIjAuZM

Amanda (Guest)

Hello! So I know I'm not playing this game, and Cameron probably won't post this, but I was SUPPOSED to play this game so I'm leaving a confessional anyway. Just here to say that Rebecka and Emily are the true icons of the season for having me in their host chats and that's all. Also Cam. I love Cam.

Sammy

I’m so glad that our team won woooooo

Emily

Omg I'm such a FLOP! I didn't realize I hadn't confessed so hey I'm in public speaking pretending to do my work! Anyways, super happy about our tribe winning the challenge. I really was thinking we were going to lose because of FUCKING JACOB! He like. Was not here. At all. Total flop. Major flop. I haven't even heard from him in like two days. WHY PLAY A SKYPE BASED GAME IF YOU DONT CHECK SKYPE REGULARLY??? Anyways, I recorded a cast assessment but it's a mess because I'm really sad in it and you can tell im a mess so im gonna type it bc you can't tell im upset when im typing!!!!!!!!!!! ALLAN: Really helpful in the challenge so I'm a stan! Hard to talk to I think but I'm really vibin him. I think he's gonna be a good asset to our tribe! Yay! I don't really have much to say about him right now AUTUMN: I'm going to PRAY that she's not bitter from All Stars. That was like a month ago and honestly get the fuck over it. You made a stupid move and it backfired on you! That's it. Don't make a stupid move against me this game and I'll work with you! I really like Autumn and I like how she plays but reading her Navarino confessions I can tell she's just someone that holds onto grudges for far too long and it's annoying. All Stars is not a good representation of my game. WORK WITH ME PLEASE FRANCIE: love of my life.... I said in the beginning I didn't want to work with them but I realized that if I want to work with Tim.... Francie is probably also gonna have to be my ally. Francie and I were also talking about how, if we lose, Jacob would be an easy vote because he's inactive! I know that a lot of people would be fine with that. Also, he hasn't competed in Pancho so I don't think he has any letters? Like he didn't even get the one from the rules? So no idol for Jacob. Easy vote. Bye bye. HEATHER: I'll sell my soul for Heather. My queen. I love her. Honestly I can't wait for her to snake me. Fucking queen. I just love her. If anyone targets her I'M COMING FOR THEIR ASS. STAY OFF HEATHER BYE BYE! JACOB: Inactive. Bye OLIVIA: I REALLY want to work with Olivia. I plan on making her my number one in this game. I just get such a good vibe from her. She seems intelligent, stealthy, and fun... that's what I want in an ally. She also has some good connections with other people and she's got a good social game. Definitely someone I want to work with and go far with. But, not too far because she'll win the game, but... I'm also trying to be loyal this game. Loyal to a fault makes people upset. So. I'm gonna have to decide. SAMMY: I played with him and Indonesia and led the charge to vote him out right before merge so like he could hate me? But he also voted for me to win the game. SO. I don't think he's bitter, but he knows I think he plays messy. He's super sweet though and I'm a stan. I gotta be careful what I leak to him, but I like him and can see myself working with him in the future. TIM: MY KING! I love Tim and want to work with Tim high key. He's such a sweetheart and I'm really hoping we can go far. I'd be so down for a little group of he, Olivia, and I. Is that proper grammar? I don't care. Anyways, I love how he plays and he's very well thought out and stuff so I'm really hoping we can go far together. I'm a Tim stan. A major Tim stan. It's still too early for me to for sure tell you who I'm working with (I usually go from round to round, but I don't want to do that this game. No flip-flopping this time unless it genuinely will be better for me AND others.) I'm really trying to refine how I play. I'm trying to be more honest. More social. More logical and strategic, but at the same time, not as PURELY strategic? I need to make sure my social game is phenomenal before I start going off and being a strategic mastermind. People won't listen to people they don't like, and they won't vote for them either. Whew. Okay I hope this super long confession makes up for my lack of confessing. Goodbye!

Jacob

I was asked to make a confession so here it is. I'm glad we won or I'd be screwed for falling asleep after inventory bleh.

Timmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OolhMHA3F0o&feature=youtu.be

Emily

Finding out all these people's zodiac signs is very inch resting... I y'all I really do. Capricorns? Gotta go next. I don't stan. Bye bye.

Madison

WHOO okay last minute confessionals lemme hear you say WAYYYY HO!!!! Nick is the vote which like awk bc now we’re in another game together so sucks I guess. Also he came to me trying to vote puts rebecka though so like wtf bye bye.

Rebecka

Me if I get voted out tonigt: Thank you dan and jay for being loyal. Thank you also the the people who voted me out now so I don't have to go through a bunch of other rounds of drama and lose xoxo

#episode #lakeofbrokendreams

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roseamongroses · 5 years ago

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Antithesis: Dear Diary: why?

[Specific-Summary]: They should expect growing pains. For not everything to feel right or make sense. That doesn't mean it'll always hurt, nor does it mean they can't have fun along the way. It's senior year. Everything may be different. It won't be senior year for long. Everything will be okay.

[General Warnings]: Implied Emotional Abuse, Implied Physical Abuse, Bad Parents are Bad Parents, Mild Sexual Content/jokes,Mentioned Homophobia, Mentions of underage drinking (backround), Some Catcalling,Cursing , Self Hate,implied pregnancy talk/inability to become pregnant, adults arguing where the “kid” can hear it, adults drinking,

[Tags/mood:] highschool au, fluff and angst but its all good, chat fic, teen stress, its flordia no snow we die like men [Pairing:] Roceit (Roman Sanders/ Deceit Sanders), hinted future/possible logince/roloceit/loceit [Characters]Roman Sanders/Deceit (Dmitri) Sanders, Virgil Sanders, Logan Sanders, Patton Sanders, Remy (Sleep) Sanders, Nate Sanders, Dragon Witch (Diana) Remus “The Duke” Sanders (minor/brief)

(Ao3) (Previously)

(8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15)

(16) (17)

(Note: Please check the general warnings and character list before continuing since some changes have been made and I don’t want to throw you off later on)

Roman slung the scarf across his shoulders, “You think I should pack this?” he said, striking a pose, “You think it’s gonna be too hot for summer or?”

“You do look good in red...” Dmitri glanced up from his laptop, still typing, “And it’s better than your fifteen--separately bought-- white jeans.”

Roman flung a trench coat at his face. “Glass-fuckin houses babe, half your closet is black and boring--plus I like the white, ” he protested, “And don’t you think the red will be a bit too much with my hair?” he untucked his curls from underneath the scarf, smoothing the sides.

Dmitri laughed, “You’re the definition of a bit too much, Ro,” he said, “But if it means anything the reds been fading for a while now,”

“Wait really?” Roman picked up a hand mirror, angling it with a frown, “Dammit,” he said, “Virgil might still have some bleach left over, but I don’t want to kill my curl pattern like he did…”

“Then don’t redye it,” Dmitri shrugged, “You’ll look good regardless.”

Roman fluffed his hair, pouting in the mirror, “How good?”

Dmitri rolled his eyes, “Fishing early I see,” he said, pausing his typing to take a better look, “The red hair nice, but the brown will soften your features since there ’ll be less contrast.”

“I’dunno if I want to ‘soften my features though...It’d look cute, but...maybe if I cut my hair?” Roman tugged the scarf off, “.…people would take me more seriously.”

“Now why would you…” Dmitri paused, setting his laptop aside nodding, “Come over here, let me take a closer look.”

Roman eyed him warily.

“C’mon now, I’ve been dating you for what? A little over a year, Have a little faith,” Dmitri defended, “I’m not a snake tricking you into sinning,”

Roman crossed his arms, eyeing him up and down, “You’ve done it before--remember?”

“Oh that was fun and you know it, now c’ mere,” He offered a hand.

“It was,” Roman sighed, relenting and taking his hand. Dmitri tugged him to his knees, Roman making panicked noises as they bumped foreheads and he used Dmitri’s shoulders to steady himself, “Close enough?”

Dmitri tilted his head, “A bit closer.”

“Closer?” Roman’s lips barely brushed his.

“There we go--would you look at that,” Dmitri murmured, “A handsome prince if I’ve ever seen one…” Roman’s expression softened and Dmitri continued, “Whoever you’re trying to impress would be stupid not to take you seriously, especially with your anal work ethic--mmph,” Dmitri’s hands flew to Roman’s waist only slightly caught off guard as Roman closed the distance. The sloppy kiss eventually dissolved into Roman peppering Dmitri’s face between giggles.

“Either you’re rewarding me or you’re trying to distract...” Dmitri’s joke died off, eyes fluttering as Roman’s attention dipped lower, trailing his jaw, “Oh that’s...that’s nice…Your brother out?”

“Mhm,” Roman hummed contemplatively, before pulling back a bit, “ Yeah he is, but...I dunno I’m not really in the mood for that…Sorry..”

“You don’t need to apologize every time you know?” Dmitri leaned into Roman’s chest, feeling Roman’s hands nestle into his hair.

“It’s just so...weird.” He could hear the frown in Roman’s voice, “Is it weird? I’m going to be gone for a while too…Am I being a bad boyfriend?”

“You’re not weird, it's normal.”

“But--” Roman’s voice was quiet, “--- it’s not like you’re not attractive-- but--I dunno-- sometimes actually doing stuff like that is just...ugh I can’t even describe it.”

“The other guys might be horny bastards 24/7, but it’s perfectly normal for you Roman.” Dmitri said, “If you want to kiss we can kiss if you want to cuddle and talk we can do that too.”

“Talk’n’cuddle,” Roman mumbled and Dmitri smiled.

“So how are you feeling about the trip?”

“Oh, I’m absolutely horrified--” Roman easily spun into a rant,” I have to be holed up in that infested dung heap with that odorous rat with only my beautiful tia’s cooking as solace?” He sniffed appalled.

“Huh,” Dmitri snickered, “I’ve never heard that nickname for Virgil.”

“I’m not...talking about Virgil.”

---

R: XXX.notalink/rated:m/dontclickfortheloveofgod/dJDoJi90

Rem: WHAT THE FUCK ROMAN Rem: WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT

L: Why the hell didn’t you read the link first

Rem: WHO THE FUCK READS Rem: GOD NEVER AGAIN

L: I highly doubt it's that bad

L:....I stand corrected

Rem: you clicked the link too didn’t you

L: In the name of science of course

Rem: ROMAN WHY DID YOU SEND THAT

R: ;)

Rem: EXPLAIN YOURSELF

R: ;) XXXX.notalink/rated:m/oopsididitagain/dskfJjfd9dsf3gds

L: That one is more weird than disgusting

Rem: WHY DO YOU KEEP CLICKING ON THEM

L: Why is Roman still sending them?

V: as much as i like smearing my brothers good name that isn’t roman

V: [Roman conked out on the couch, in a sweatshirt and shorts, drool pooling. Jpeg]

Rem: cute photo, 10/10 L: Agreed.

V: god both of you fuckin s t op i t s t o p s t o p

R: XXXX.notalink/rated:m/you filthylinkreaders/d3gds789jk

Rem: just bc you have issues with compliments doesn't mean roman does

L:Here we go again I guess...

V; roman doesnt have any fuckin boundaries

Rem: yes, yes he does Rem: they may be thin but he Does have them

V:sorry but he’s way too nice about it

Rem: weve more then established that me calling him cute is okay and i require the sustenance of doting on him okay? Like i get it ive pushed a bit too hard before but like im trying ok???

V: k k I i hit the breaks a bit too soon this 1 time but it’s ducking thin ass ice and I’m not above sending y’all to an icy tomb if you get gross. Roman may be a bastard but he’s still baby

L:Translation: He understands your reasoning and agrees he overreacted, but this won’t stop him from questioning our intents and calling out certain actions. Roman may be okay with joking around with stuff like that and being the center of attenuation, but he’s still self conscious and sensitive.

V:why must you add feelings and adult reasoning to everything

L: How dare you accuse me of having feelings

R: XXXX.notalink/rated:m/unicornhornsanddragontails/3nskjJ03 R: XXXX.notalink/rated:m/specA-Z/54Kjjf9n R: XXXX.notalink/rated:m/asliceofme/fljkl29mfJ

R: XXXX.notalink/rated:m/laughsinspanish/5Kjd8

Rem:ye feelings are gross so moving on

Rem: anyway who the fuck is this

V: the bastard

R: you can call me duke [video of Roman, Virgil, and Remus as toddlers, Virgil playing with blocks and listening to some music while in the background Remus follows Roman around.mp3] [image of Roman, Virgil, and Remus currently. jpeg]

V: the bastards name is remus

R: THE. DUKE.

V: FUCK. YOU.

Rem: why the shits have i never met them and why the FUCK does he look more like roman then you do virgil

V: i think it's bc rem doesnt cover up his freckles

V: but yeah my mom and tia had a falling out

R: more like my dad was an asshole

Rem: oh shit same

R: shitty dad squad hmu ;)

Pat: oh hey!!! Me too!!!!

V: yeah it was Not Fun and mom and mama refused to let us go back until tia got a divorce

R: XXXX.notalink/rated:m/deodarant/298jksf

R:XXXX.notalink/rated:m/sPicydeodarant/23kjfJ

L: Are you done yet? They’re getting repetitive at this point.

---

Sun beating on his forehead, Dmitri’s chest was light and airy. His hair was tied up in a high ponytail as he worked on repotting some of his nursery plants. Usually, he’d be listening to music, but his aunt had left early that morning for some appointment so he relished the silence.

Brushing the dirt from his hands, he winced at the fresh cuts lining his knuckles.

“You’re still out here?”

Dmitri almost jumped at Dr. Montag’s voice, “Sorry for the mess” he said, gripping the nursery pot tighter, “I-I’ll clean it up right away…”

Dr. Montag crouched, waving him off, “There’s no need. I’m running a few errands for your aunt,” his hands barely brushing the leaves of one, “This is a Yucca right?”

“Uh,” Dmitri blinked, “Yeah it is,”

He laughed, “Don’t look so surprised-- I know things,” he stood back up, “Like how to use google. It’s rather impressive that y’all manage to keep up with so many of these.”

“Barely,” Dmitri relaxed, refocusing, “We used to have a lot more, but without my dad...it got overwhelming,” he shook his head, “It’s the only thing we really….It keeps us busy..”

“This is more than busy--you put a lot of work into these, anyone should be proud,” He murmured, studying Dmitri again, “I’ll be gone in a few, just need to grab her purse. You need anything from the store?”

“Uh...No,” Dmitri frowned, “I don’t.”

---

LilRed: COLLEGE BOARD CAN SUCK MY ASS LilRed: THIS BITCH GOT A FIVE

BlueRanger: Which class?

LilRed: APUSH

BlueRanger: Nice, good job

LilRed:

PurpleRain: L you fuckin broke him

PurpleRain:like I legit just heard a fuckin thud I think he fell

BlueRanger: I just told him good job?

LilRed: i die from validation i die w/o validation

BlueRanger: Please don’t die

PurpleRain: thats a lame ass way to die

LilRed: @purplebitch i feel so loved

PurpleRain: mama didnt raise us for us to die so b o r i n g l y

LilRed: SO HOW DO YOU SUGGEST I DIE

PurpleRain: idk im feelin,,,,rain,,,,,lots of it,,, maybe you’re watching the sea,,,,

PurpleRain: okay I got it

PurpleRain: you’re wearing a white sundress, the ends tattered but well loved. The coast empty with nly the lapping of waves your company. You’re thinking, a lot. Not of anything particular, but thinking nonetheless. The ocean always makes you think, always makes you remember--bringing about a bittersweet tinge of remorse to your heart, but no tears ever fall.

PurpleRain:You make it a habbit to watch the sunrise each day, relishing in the sobering feelings it invokes Maybe you're a masochist at heart

LilRed:maybe it’s maybelline

PurpleRain:I AM HAVING A MOMENT PRINCEY

PurpleRain: one day, you hear footsteps approach, and assume it's your lover returned from war. The news of it's end just coming days prior and making your ventures to the coast sparked with an unfamilar hopefulness.

PurpleRain: instead when you turn around, you do not feel your heart soar. Instead it sinks. An icy panic spreading through you, a curl of dread closing your throat, it's grip tight. You need to move; to get away from them. But you cant. You cant.

PurpleRain: one shot is all it took.

PurpleRain: one.

BlueRanger:....Concern.

PurpleRain: dnd just started again im prepping ok

LilRed:fuckin nerd

LilRed: huh…. i should get a sundress tho

PurpleRain: i have a few bookmarked ill show you later

BlueRanger: Is That Really What Y’all Are Taking Away From This

---

“And so the shop explodes-no not explodes it's in flames and they have the audacity--the au,” Roman coughs readjusting the webcam, “They have the audacity to play ‘Somebody to love’ as he’s fuckin mourning,” he gestured angrily, “Like Neil might as well come into my house and stomp on my heart.”

Dmitri nodded along, amused at the combination of camera lag and Roman’s erratic movements, “Before or after you watch the next episode?” he asked.

“It’s gonna have to be after cause I already finished the season. I never recovered from that scene though, ” Roman shrugged, tapping his jaw thoughtfully, “Probably should’ve started working on my commission sheet,”

“The same sheet you said you were going to start last month?”

“Yes the same one,” Roman blew out an exasperated huff, flopping into his hands, “I don’t know why it’s so hard --I feel scummy for pricing ‘too high’ and like shit for pricing ‘too lo--,” A notification rang, and he glanced over the screen, eyebrow raised, “Huh, Lo’s callin’ to video chat, you mind if I add’em?”

“Nah, go ahead,” Dmitri said, starting to fold the pile of towels.

“Alrighty,” He answered the call, “What’s up ner-” his face lit up, “Princess!”

Giggles erupted from the screen and Dmitri glanced up curious. On the screen instead of Logan was a small girl animatedly talking to Roman. She had two front teeth missing, glitter coloring her cheeks and rainbow beads rattling each time her braids moved.

“Woah, Woah-Woah,” Roman snorted, “Slow down hon, where’s your brother? Does he know you’re using his computer?”

“He’s in the shower,” she said, batting her eyes, “And know is a very strong word, but I can assure you he’s...aware?”

“Mmm, I won’t tell if you don’t,” he said, “So what’s the fairest of the land need?”

She beamed, “You at my birthday party.” she said, more of a command than anything.

Roman made of show of mulling it over, unable to keep a straight face, “I think I can make it.”

Her fist punched the air, “Ya--”

“Nieve,” Logan’s voice called out sternly.

Her eyes shot wide and she scrambled out of frame. Seconds later, Logan reappeared in the frame without his glasses, towel tucked to his chest. He didn’t look particularly mad.

He squinted blearily at the screen, “Roman? “ his gaze slid over, “Dmitri? Shit sorry did she bug you?”

“Not at all,” Roman reassured, “It’s been a while since I came over anyway,”

Logan grabbed their glasses, adjusting the frames, “Yeah...I guess it has...Since you’re here did you get that email from the school?”

“Yeah, it’s bullshit, “ Roman said, rolling his eyes, “If the state cared they would have found the funds somewhere else, it’s all shady as fuck. ”

Logan nodded, saying goodnight before disconnecting.

As soon as his icon disappeared, Roman said, “Huh, that...reminded me,”

Dmitri started on the next pile of laundry, “Of what?” he said, brow pinched, concerned.

“I’ dunno something Remy brought up…” Roman said, playing with his hands, “It’s stupid really but---”

He yelped falling to the floor, Remus victoriously sliding into the rolling chair. He spun wildly, the web camera a laggy blur, with only loud obnoxious kissing noises heard amongst the screaming.

Eventually, Remus slowed down, and it was jarring how much he and Roman looked alike. It was more unnerving seeing such a sleazy look with Roman’s face.

“Oh Dmitri,” Remus mocked, even adopting the heavy accent Roman usually placed on his name, “Embrace me with those big, long artist hands of yours, god I’m going to melt--"

“Shut up--shut up! You Rat-- give it back-give it back--” Roman whined, clambering over the chair, elbowing him, “Give it back, fuckin- MOM,” At one point Roman managed to wrestle the laptop from Remus, kicking him out of the chair and sending him off with a finger-- which Remus promptly returned.

Dmitri’s silently wheezed as Roman turned around visibly frazzled, “God I forgot what I was say-Are you laughing at me?” he said, “Stop it--stop laughing it’s not--”

“It-” Dmitri’s covered his mouth, shoulders shaking “It kinda is,” He said between snorts, only laughing harder at the offended noises Roman made.

As his snickers died down, Roman crossed his arms, “You done yet?” he sniffed.

“Yeah…” he gasped, “Yea...h... I am…” he blinked a bit, a slow smile spreading across his face, “So... what’s this about my hands?”

Roman’s eyes shot wide, incoherent babbling coming from his mouth as his ears turned a bright cherry. He slowly shrank out of frame to promptly die.

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@daflangstlairde

@ace-anx

@cataclysm-al

#Roman Sanders #Deceit Sanders #roceit #sanders sides #ts sides #ts logan #ts virgil #ts remus #ts remy #ts patton #sanders sides fanfiction #fanfiction #Antithesis

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fullsundh · 8 years ago

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Ghost! WinWin (AU)

I really enjoyed writing this and liked how it turned out :) hope you enjoy it too!

this whole thing started when you made the decision of picking the cheapest house you could find.

you ended up finding a pretty old yet large house not too far away from your home city.

and at first you was confused as to why such a beautiful house was so cheap compared to others that you had viewed.

when you asked the agent why it was so low in price you was expecting the worst.

like “shit what if it’s secretly broken and it falls down while i’m sleeping?”

or “does this place have rats?!?!”

but then you was told that someone had previously died and you was like

uhm ok????

like it didn’t really bother you

+ you didn’t believe in ghosts bc who has time to bother with that made up stuff??? and you thought it was just foolish to give up such a cheap house bc some people made up stories about it being haunted.

so you bought the house and moved in asap.

and this is where our bby Sicheng comes in,,,

he had obviously seen you when you first came to view the house

and with past people who had viewed the place he secretly stood right behind them

giving them this cold chill down their back and that feeling of someone watching them

that was the main reason why no one had bought the house before you.

buT OUR SHY BABY DIDN’T DO THAT WITH YOU

he took one look at you and was like

oh shit

and kept fAr aWAy

like the boy was so shy about seeing you he had to practically hide

like wyd????? you’re a ghost????? no one can see you anyways??

but he didn’t even think about that

like when he saw you he completely forgot that he was dead

he felt alive again

and somehow a small amount of pink managed to show against his white skin.

skip a few days after you had moved in and he was still somewhat scared of you

like you’d think the human would be scared of the ghost but it was actually the otherway round.

but slowly our lil angel made his first move

he drew a small heart in the fog on the bathroom mirror while you was in the shower

and honestly winwin really regretted it at first

bc when you first saw in you was SHOOKETH

like holy fuck

how the fuk

hOW?!?!?

so that’s when you started to question the whole ghost deal

you spent like a whole two hours searching up about ghosts and watching all those ghost sightings on YouTube

you even watched a video on how to clear all ghosts and spirits from your home

and sicheng was on the verge of crying

like he was so scared you already hated him

but then he saw you ask google how you contact ghosts

and that’s when our shy bean had his first burst of confidence

he took a pencil and wrote you a little note while you was too busy looking at your laptop.

and so you go to write a few tips down in your notepad and freak tf out when you see someone else’s writing

but then you saw what it said and calmed down a lil bit:

“I don’t mean to scare you but if you want to speak to me you don’t have to do some crazy ritual to summon me :) I can show myself if you want, I won’t hurt you.”

at first you was like shit I’m not okay I’m going crazy

but then you thought what the heck and awkwardly said that you wanted them to appear

and oh my god was you shocked

suddenly a really attractive and pale man faded into view

and you instantly had a slight crush on him

then you realised he was dead and started to feel sorry for the stranger in front of you

after like an hour of him promising that there’s nothing to be scared of and that he’s a nice ghost who would never touch or hurt you (even tho you hardly needed convincing bc come on this is Dong Sicheng aka the softest baby man alive)

y’all finally start to get to know each other

and at first it took a little time getting used to the fact that you was literally talking to a dead person

but after a few weeks of him just randomly appearing to ask you about your day or to help you with work, the whole dead thing became irrelevant

+ sicheng doesn’t really look dead yanno?

like boi is P A L E

but other than that he looks the same as anyone else

except sicheng looks like a damn angel compared to the rest of us

that’s bc he is a damn angel tho

RIGHT! NOW THE PART WHERE YOU TWO BECOME A THING

we all know how shy our bby is so obvi it took him ages to confess

like you were sO close to just confessing before him that’s how damn long it was

but it wasn’t just his shy nature that held him back

baby was scared

he had convinced himself that you’d turn him down due to him being a ghost

or that you’d think it was some plan to like take ur soul or some shit idk

but that isn’t the case

our child just wants love

aNd YOu GIvE IT tO hIM

THAT SOUNDS BAD I MEAN YOU GIVE HIM LOVE YOU NASTY

winwin confessing would be the cutest thing ever i stg

like don’t touch me im emo

he’d be blushing sososososososo much

ghosts are supposed to be white af

but boi was RED

he’d stumble with his words so much and would lowkey get a lil mad at himself because he had planned a long and cheesy speech but it was quickly forgotten due to the nerves

it’d go like this:

“You’re just....so... cu- wait no, not cute. OH NO WAiT uR CuTE BUT THAT WASN’T THE NEXT WORD.”

*silence + you mentally crying bc he’s so soft*

“PERFECT! THAT’S THE RIGHT WORD”

“......oh no i’ve forgotten the rest of the speech”

AND HE’D LOOK SO SOFT AND CUTE AND CONFUSED AND JUST PERFECT HELP

so you just laughed at how adorable he was being

thEN yOuWeNT AnD KiSSED h I M

and trust me Sicheng was a m e s s

for half of the kiss he’d have his eyes open and wouldn’t move

but he’d come back to earth when you was about to pull away and he’d wrap his arms around you to tell you to keep going

so you two become a couple and it wasn’t really a huge change

i mean you two lived with each other anyways but now it wasn’t like ‘I bought this house and i suppose a ghost was included in the deal’

it was now like ‘I’m living with my boyfriend who just so happens to be dead...oops’

tbh the whole ghost thing did cause a few problems but you loved sicheng and he loved you so you always got past it

dates were a little hard bc you couldn’t really go out with sicheng because from other people’s view you’d just be talking to yourself

so you two would have home dates and dates in empty places like forests and fields

but sicheng would always make them fun and cute so you didn’t care

ghost or human, sicheng was still himself and you couldn’t help but love him more each day.

#winwin #winwinau #winwin scenarios #kpop scenarios #kpop #nct #nct 127 #nct u #nct scenarios #nct dream #sm #sm rookies #dong sicheng #sicheng scenarios #ghost au

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survivorfillory · 5 years ago

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FINAL IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

Welcome, Dani, Jess, and Maynor to your final immunity challenge!

This challenge will take place over multiple parts, over multiple days, to see who will put forth the effort and the skill worthy of a place in the final tribal council, and the right to choose the person sitting next to them.

For each of the parts of the challenge, you will face off. The winner will receive 2 points toward their final score. Second place will receive 1 point. Third place receives nothing. At the end of the challenge, the player with the most points will win! If there is a tie in any given round, the points will be distributed evenly among those in the tie.

Part One: Flag Making

Make us a merge flag!! They will be graded by my friends, who I’m afraid are not going to be very nice to you, for the meme. (They actually think I’m giving them unilateral power to choose who goes home based on who they like the least, but sadly that won’t be the case…)

It will be graded out of 10 for Creativity, Effort, and Visual Appeal. The tribe color is Grey.

PLEASE NOTE, the flag will be due to your host chat one hour before the rest of the challenge is due, at 9pm EST on Friday, June 14th. This is to allow time for the judges to receive the flags and get back to me with their scores.

Part Two: 15,000 Seconds

Below is a Google Form that you will all use for this challenge! In the form submissions, you will state that you would like for the challenge to begin by submitting “I’m placing my hand on the idol.”

Then, EXACTLY 1,000 seconds later, you will post again, saying “I’m still holding on.”

Then, EXACTLY 2,000 seconds after the previous post, you will post again. This will continue for 3,000 seconds, 4,000 seconds, and 5,000 seconds. If done right, this challenge should take exactly 15,000 seconds total, or 4 hours and 10 minutes.

Your final submission, generated in the Google Form, would look like this:

Drew (10:00:00pm): I’m placing my hand on the idol

Drew (10:16:40pm): I’m still holding on

Drew (10:50:00pm): I’m still holding on

Drew (11:40:00pm): I’m still holding on

etc

Some things to know for this challenge!

For each increase in time, you’re counting starting from the previous post you made, NOT from the original post.

Because of this, if you post early or late on any given post, your next amount of time will start from there (e.g. if you post at 10:16:57 instead of 10:16:40, you will be counting the next amount of seconds from :57)

Your score will be totaled in how many seconds you are off from each individual post, NOT how close you are at the end of the challenge to exactly 15,000 seconds (e.g. if you are 5 seconds off of making a post, you should NOT try and make up those 5 seconds in your next post, those are already added to your final score)

Posting early and posting late from your exact second mark will be treated as the same distance away from perfect.

You will not be told when the last post you made was. Part of the challenge is to track that for yourself carefully. All of you are using the same Form, and any difficulty found in using it will be the same for everyone.

Here is the link to the Google Form!

At the end, the player who is closest to zero seconds off from perfection will win!

Part Three: Counting

For this challenge, you will be practicing the spell to hammer a nail with Professor Myerkovsky.

Your task is to sink as many nails as you can into the provided boards within one hour. It takes 7 nails to fill a board, at which point, you’ll set that board aside and start a new one. You’ll be counting these out in a separate challenge chat in individual messages that will look like this:

Drew: I’d like to start working.

Drew: I completed Nail #1

Drew: I completed Nail #2

Drew: I completed Nail #3

Drew: I completed Nail #4

Drew: I completed Nail #5

Drew: I completed Nail #6

Drew: I completed Nail #7

Drew: I filled up Board #1

Drew: I completed Nail #8

Drew: I completed Nail #9

Drew: I completed Nail #10

Drew: I completed Nail #11

Drew: I completed Nail #12

Drew: I completed Nail #13

Drew: I completed Nail #14

Drew: I filled up Board #2

etc.

You do not need to announce to a host that you are starting the challenge, just post “I’d like to start working” first and then continue. We’ll stop counting after 60 minutes have passed. If you do not post that message first, it will be treated as practice and will not count.

If you make an error in typing, DO NOT EDIT OR DELETE IT, just make the correct post in a separate post, and keep counting, you will not be eliminated for making an error.

Instead, every error you make will result in subtracting one Board from your final count.

Any edited or deleted posts will result in subtracting two Boards from your final count, so PLEASE be sure to not edit or delete any mistakes.

At the end of 60 minutes, the player who has filled the most Boards will win this part!

Part Four: Live challenge

This part of the challenge will take place live in a call in the Skype chat. We’ll start setting up a time to do that where all three of you can be online, ideally sometime tomorrow (Thursday) night. It shouldn’t take longer than half an hour, you’ll need a Sharpie and a piece of paper.

Part Five: Fallen Comrades

Below is a quote pulled from the host chats of everyone who has lost this game. Your job is to try and match the quotes with who said them. There is one quote per player, no one used twice or not used at all. Please submit your list to your host chat. The player with the most correct matches will win!

“Why he doesn’t let anyone else know is beside me but cool, cool. Cool cool cool cool”

“if i survive this round, it would be a wonder. lets see if i can make a wonder happen”

“Playing two sides is dangerous but I love it. (two seconds later) Playing two sides makes me sad. “

“im so sorry drew”

“Oh I thought I was on to something but nope I'm just slow, Not like my dumb ass has guessed yet anyway”

“I really want [redacted] to leave and since I had a brush with death last round I’m feeling a little bolder, So I’m gonna try to make that happen”

“Time to go full rat”

“i think [redacted] is pretty high on themself rn, so hopefully this takes them down a notch”

“Okay this twist of two dimensions is kinda fucked and you know it”

“im booboo the fool for calling out [redacted] in the main chat who i now have to deal with on this tribe”

“I know I said I liked strategizing with [redacted] beforehand, but now it's just annoying”

“I’m flipping the votes around LOL and everyone thinks they are working with me this is so funny”

“I feel like my only chance here is to send in my vote for [redacted] for now, and just hope that the others decide to keep me around, as unlikely as that seems, even though it doesn't seem very smart”

The flag portion of his challenge is due at 9pm on Friday, June 14th. All other parts of this challenge will be due at 10pm EST on Friday, June 14th, giving you two full days to complete these.

We hope that you give it everything you can, the outcome of this challenge could very well decide who wins this season. The winner of the challenge will earn their place in the final tribal council, and get to choose who to sit next to. For one of you, your goal of making it to the end of this game will fall one day too short. This is the moment to make sure that it doesn’t happen to you.

Good luck!

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dimsummandu · 8 years ago

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GOT7 Hogwarts Moodboard AU Introductory Post

Park Jinyoung : Ravenclaw

Savage AF

Seriously, you need to understand how savage this boy is. The sheer amount of sass is overwhelming

When him and Mark get together you better just keep your distance because ISTG they’ll sass you into oblivion

Park Jinyoung is easily the poster child for Ravenclaw. You can often find him with a book or two always on hand.

He aces every test and his mind is as sharp as a blade

He can probably outwit you without even looking up from his book

The sorting hat shouted out Ravenclaw before it was even properly situated on his head, okay?

He’s a touch devious, but don’t go thinking deviousness is only for the Slytherins - although Jinyoung is typically more playful but still

He practically lives in the library

If you can’t find him, that’s probably where he is

On the rare chance he’s NOT in the library you can check the greenhouse (he’s usually there with Youngjae)

He was chosen as prefect by the Head of House. He’s aiming for Head Boy…because it’s Jinyoung.

Listen, Jinyoung’s uniform is spotless and perfect. He looks like a freaking prince, okay? PERFECT.

When his resting bitch face isn’t in play you can usually see him with a knowing look on his eye and a small smirk that resembles the attitude of a cheshire cat.

Jinyoung just KNOWS something that you don’t. All the time. Or at least, it’s just best to assume so.

He is a leader of the Silver Spears with Mark. He’s also the chess captain.

To be honest, the poor boy needs a good challenge in chess. With the exception of Mark, none of the other students can beat him.

But Mark only plays when he’s in the mood. Whereas Jinyoung plays all the time just because. So the boy needs a challenge SOMEWHERE.

Jinyoung is friends with the centaur pack that lives in the woods. They’re very like minded, or so Firenze says.

Jinyoung is not particularly enthralled by divination and astronomy, but he certainly sees the logic and usefulness of it. That’s typically how he is with most subjects.

He’s probably going to become an Unspeakable for the Department of Mysteries. So he PREFERS to have information (even if it’s only a little bit) on almost every subject there is.

Jinyoung is a legilimens. Which basically means if he wants to he can read your mind or plant ideas or false memories into your head. The only people that can keep him out is an occlumens.

To be fair, Jinyoung doesn’t ever read someone’s mind without their permission. He feels bad otherwise. But still. The point is he COULD if he wanted to.

Jinyoung’s the ‘mom’ of the group. He takes care of everybody and also does a lot of the disciplining when Bammie and Yugyeom start acting up.

He swears they’re going to give him gray hair but he loves them to pieces.

Choi Youngjae is eternal sunshine and Jinyoung is determined to never let that light dim. He has such a soft spot for that boy.

Mark is his best friend. Mark is probably the only one who can mentally keep up with Jinyoung at times. Their friendship is probably the most complex out of the entire group TBH.

They’re the pair that has conversations without saying a single word. The eye contact is real between these two, okay?

They contrast enough that it works though. Mark lives on coffee and hates tea. Jinyoung prefers tea and tries to stay away from all that caffeine, for example. But they’re similar in enough ways too.

They both have zero tolerance for bullshit or for their loved ones being hurt.

If you manage to have both Jinyoung AND Mark on your ass for hurting someone they love…just….do yourself a favor and kill yourself before they get their hands on you. They are fucking TERRIFYING together, okay? TERRIFYING.

Mark has taught Jinyoung some basic non verbal magic and Jinyoung has taught Mark some basic legilimency. Because sharing is caring.

Markjin is basically best friend goals. Okay?

Jinyoung is extremely supportive. He’s 10000% certain that Jaebum is going to become Head Auror, that Jackson will become a professional Quidditch Legend, and that Mark can not only master non verbal magic but wandless magic too. Trying to tell Jinyoung otherwise is basically a suicide mission.

Like I said, he’s the mom of the group and even though his ‘children’ piss him off to no end sometimes, they’re still his kids. So if you touch them, if you hurt them, if you threaten them – just run. There’s really nothing else I can say. Just fucking run. Fast.

Jinyoung will not put up with your shit. Most of his patience goes towards his academics and his circle of friends that tend to act like toddlers. So he has NO patience left over for your bullshit.

Rational thinking 101. You can’t win an argument with him. He’ll win with logic and reason two minutes into the conversation and leave you feeling like an idiot child.

Don’t bother him during exam time. He’ll set you on fire. I’m not kidding.

Jaebum is the love of his life. He’s aware that people don’t understand WHY. He also doesn’t give to shakes of a rat’s ass WHAT people think.

Jaebum comes off as cold and uncaring, but Jinyoung gets to see Jaebum when he’s soft and full of love.

When he covers Youngjae with a blanket so he doesn’t get cold, when he refills Mark’s coffee because Mark needs it or he’s going to crash

When he ruffles Yugyeom’s hair and wraps an arm around Jackson’s shoulders, the struggle he goes through when he protects Bammie.

And the way he loves and protects Jinyoung no matter what.

He sees all of that and will protect that image at all cost. Trying to tell Jinyoung that Jaebum is a bad person is a sure fire way to get yourself landed in the hospital wing.

He the CUTEST smile and eye crinkles. If you see them, congratulations, you’ve been blessed.

Jinyoung is fierce and beautiful and passionate and intelligent and ethereal and you can see it from a mile away. He’s a deep thinker with the force of a hurricane in his soul.

Basically, Park Jinyoung a badass mofo. You want him as your friend - not your enemy. Okay? Okay.

*pictures and gifs aren’t mine. i made the moodboard but the pictures i got off of tumblr and google. credit to their respective owners.

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edennohebi · 6 years ago

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OPEN FOR BUSINESS !

since some of you have been waiting anxiously ( and stocked your inventories up to ungodly amounts -- see: uta, marry, and hikaru ) , we’ve decided to finally open up player shops and their in-depth tutorial to you all . it might seem a little confusing at first , but i tried to explain everything the best i could since i ran one of these in an old verse -- and trust me , it’s not bad at all . if you need better examples or explanations don’t be afraid to ask me or mod deadline since we have the most experience with it - and if enough people are confused , i’ll just make an entire fake one for people to copy off of !

UPDATES :

✘ you can now officially buy player shops or run black markets! we’ve provided a SKELETON DOCUMENT to keep you organized, so be sure to copy and paste this into your own document and link it to the mods if you have a shop. ✘ as the doc will detail, some functions are black market only -- but the drawback is the risks you’ll read below. ✘ as a reminder, player shops cost 2000 COINS, while black markets are every bit as free as they are illegal and punishable ✘ black markets come with the risk of punishment if another muse turns them in/rats them out. muses are also given the incentive of 'hey, if you rat out anyone running a black market we'll reward you 500 coins’ -- so those of greed are your biggest enemies. ✘ markets can run on friday-sunday. for legal markets, it's 8 am - 2pm (EST). for blackmarkets, it's 5pm - midnight (EST). ✘ REMEMBER: if you buy a player shop (or run a black market) you're 100% in charge of it. It should be stocked with the items your muse gained from the raffle or from other players with a price that your muse chooses, but you HAVE to keep this all tidy in a google document so that we the mods can properly document everything. If the items aren't kept track of, inventories can get muddled pretty quick. At the end of every sunday report back to the mods to let us know that we can log the information from your document, and afterwards we'll give you the okay to clean it up for the next business day. if you have any questions about your funds or your muses' inventory, just ask a mod at any time. ✘ also, please note that all black markets have a grace period of one week before someone can snitch them out. a snitch can be sent in an ask to the main blog and your muse will be rewarded -- **publicly.** punishment for the blackmarket-runners will vary. ✘ neither blackmarkets nor normal markets are allowed to run during the trial week ✘ finally, if your muse opens a shop and it gets okay’d by the mods (please link us the document as soon as you get to making it and before putting it anywhere else!) you can put it in a post or advertise it in #the-market or #the-underground on the discord server, depending on if you run a legal shop or a black market. if in a post, we’ll reblog it every friday that it opens here on the blog. meanwhile, on discord, we’ll make an announcement with everyone’s shops that are open. REMIND us to, however -- we’re usually pretty busy, so things get forgotten sometimes. Just drop us an IM with ‘hey, my muse’s shop is open now’ so we can promote it!

#mod kitsu #ENH Announcements

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takottais-oc-askblog · 5 years ago

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Oc bullshittery pt.7

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Ashton: we need a distraction. Who is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Dax: my time has come.

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Poppet: [Over the apartment speakers as she's eating someone] WE'RE HERE ON EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M THE SAUCE BOSS, AND TONIGHT, WE'RE EATING THIS BLOND LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD BITCH!

Elliott: Who... is that, exactly?

Charlie: Oh that's poppet, the one we talked about earlier. This is what happens when she has to entertain herself. Oh, so what was that issue with us getting that funding?

Elliott: Issue?

Elliott: What issue?

Bei: I don't see an issue.

Elliott: Shut up and take our money!!!

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Quinncie: Did you miss me?

Bei: With every knife so far.

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Peak Lilly: How would you like your hair cut?

Camie brown: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Peach, to herself: I love Charlie… so much… she's such an important part of my life… I wouldn’t be the same without her… how can I convey that to her?

Peach: ...

Peach: [sends Charlie a meme out of nowhere at 2 AM]

Peach: Perfect.

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Flesh: You consider me a friend?

Iris: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Flesh: I don't know, an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Quinncie: [holds up leg] Feel my leg, I shaved!

Rico: [Gently strokes] Holy shit..

Elliott: Bitches. We. Are. Under. Attack. This. Is. Not. The. Time.

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Peak Lilly: Since you won't be able to contact me for a week, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice. For instance...

Camie brown: [reaches into the bowl and pulls out a paper] Cami, stop doing that.

Peak Lilly: That basically applies to everything.

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Elliott: [sarcastically] Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!

Quinncie: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and...um...

Elliott: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that I have feelings for you.

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Rico: quinncie is missing, can you find him?

Bei: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Rico: ...

Bei: ...

Elliott: ...Well, do you?

Bei: ...Yeah, hang on.

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Peach: I have two hands.

Peach: One for holding Charlie’s-

Peach: -and one for strangling anyone that dares oppose us.

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Peach: Do you think Charlie likes me?

Rico: What do you mean? You're engaged and you live together. You're raising a cat together and she's literally laying in your arms.

Peach: But does she like me?

Charlie: [mumbling from her place in peaches chest] I don't..

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Eva: Why use your voodoo trickster thingy when you can just flirt your way out?~

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Charlie: bei is even wearing his formal suit!

Bei: It’s the one without any blood on it.

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Ashton: [filling out medical forms] What’s your middle name?

Dax: [concussed] Danger.

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Charlie: We can’t kill him.

Diel: [about to stab bei] Not with that attitude, we can’t!

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Peach: Charlie NO!

Charlie: CHarLie YES!

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Pin: Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?

Chii: [offended] ExCuSe MeEe!!

Pin: chii Im sorry-

Chii: ONE! It is a man bag, get it right Pin. TWO!! it is a dagger you idiot, and THREE! No, you should not ask.

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Poppet: There are three brain cells in this entire apartment complex, and two of them belong to bei!

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Flesh: Come on dude, I wasn’t that drunk.

Chii: You came into the living room and said you were “dressed to impress”.

Flesh: What was I wearing?

Bei: You were naked!

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Coccoh: My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! AHAHAHA!

Coccoh: It’s funny because marriage is terrible.

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Everybody in a circle talking about the worst things they've ever done:

Charlie: [very proud of herself] I once sprayed potluck with the garden hose.

Quinncie: I saw that, you cried for an hour after. Me on the other hand, I broke up three marriages in one night.

Eva: I keep men I like locked in the basement!

Bei: The last time I had to throw a spear, I missed and impaled like three cops on accident.

Diel: I either win every pot I play, or I just stab everyone, take the money and run.

Poppet: [Smiles darkly]

Everyone: You Win.

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Camie brown: thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world! Because they will make fun of you, but in an accurate way. They will find the thing you don’t like you. Like I’m walking down the street and a 13 year old goes-

Flesh: Hahahaha look at that short lady, she’s got tiny legs.

Camie brown: And I go-

Camie brown: NO THATS THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!

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Poppet: Satan, give me patience.

Flesh: I think you meant "give me strength."

Poppet: If satan gave me strength, you'd all be dead.

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Paston: What makes your blood boil?

Ashton: Temperatures over 100 degrees Celsius.

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Peach: What are you scared of?

Chii: Rats.

Pin: It’s a little weird, but crumbs on the seat.

Poppet: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards inevitable death.

Flesh: poppet.

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Quinncie: [throws a chicken nugget at his window] why don’t you like me?

Elliott: [opens window] can u throw another?

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Diel “Piece of shit” Thomas

Poppet “Satan help me!” Ann

Eva “Abracafuckyou” Crow

Elliott “Speedy McGee” Crow

Bei “Rock-hard-bottom” Addams

Camie “420 blaze it~” Brown

Chii “My legs!” vangrove

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Diel: [chewing on a Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner]

Bei: What’s that in your mouth?

Diel: [chewing faster]

Bei: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH?!?

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Peach: Charlie is in the other room explaining to potluck that even though we are going to bed early, they — the cat — are welcome to stay up.

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Peach: Diel's been holding her breath for almost four minutes.

Bei: [pinches diel's nose]

Diel: Dude! Are you trying to kill me?!

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Chii: I need to leave now to go to my kid–

Pin: Why? What happened?

Chii: flesh licked a toad he found outside and I need to go collect him now.

Pin: Wha– your kid did what?

Chii: Licked a toad, okay? Just let me go.

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Quinncie: I just alternate between 'maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for.' and 'maybe I’m dumber than I realized.'

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Quinncie: [Tips their head back abruptly and screams at the top of their lungs]

Rico: [Stumbles into the room, half dressed and cussing up a storm, looking panicked] Fuck! SHit! Are you ok?!?

Quinncie: [looks at them curiously] Yeah, why?

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Flesh: DAAAAAAD, DIEL'S IS USING THOSE DIRTY WORDS AGAIN!

Bei: I'm sorry, who's dad?

Chii: By order of elimination, I assume it's me.

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Rico: she said I’m valid!

Elliott: she said you were valid?

Elliott: [dryly] everyone’s valid now.

Quinncie: [rushing in] guys-

Elliott: [archly] don’t tell me, you’re valid?

Quinncie: [shocked, hand on hip, shoves his shoulder] how did you know?

Rico: [throws up hands]

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Diel: [is stressed]

Diel: [googles Baby Goats]

Diel: cure me.

Baby Goat: bleeaaahhhh!

Diel: [tearfully] thank

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Rico: [walks in to the training room with a bagel]

Elliott: where did you get that. you’re not supposed to have that in here!

Rico: uh...this is...a prescription?

Elliott: a prescription bagel?

Rico: legally, you’re not supposed to ask me about it.

Elliott: [slaps the bagel out of Rico's hand]

Rico: okay. now I’m gonna need five dollars for a refill.

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Peak Lilly: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Dax: I don’t know. it’s dark as fuck!

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Eva: So? how has it been now that you’re finally out of that apartment and in a new house? You have a big backyard for social events, a nice neighborhood to take a jog in. And the library is just down the road from you, I found out.

Peach: every once in a while I go outside and run a vacuum cleaner over the lawn just to ensure that the neighbors don’t talk to me.

Eva: …

Eva: that’s no way to make friends!

Peach: I ain’t here to make friends I’m here to make bank.

Eva: what?

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Cop: You have the right to remain silent–

Flesh: I don’t have that ability!

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Will I get any insurance money?

"Will I get any insurance money?

Today I was driving down the road and a shelf blew off the back of a truck in the opposite lane and hit the SUV behind it then it came into my side of the road and put two holes in my hood. The truck drove off but the lady in the SUV gave me her number and tried to find the truck but couldn't (after checking on me she went looking for it). The only problem is I only have the minimum for car insurance so i don't know if I will get any insurance money to help pay for the damage. Thanks for the help!

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Teenager car insurance help?

Okay! I am a 17 year old male who has been driving in total for 2 years and I have unfortunately had 2 accidents. The first occurred in May of last year. I pulled out of a gas station trying to turn left so I had to cross two lanes of oncoming traffic ( I was in an unfamiliar vehicle) I could not see the lane closest to the middle and I went out further then I thought and the oncoming car took off the front bumper. The second accident occurred 04/14 I was driving to school and there was a man ahead of me who had his signal light on for the past 4 miles it was pouring down rain so I looked over to change lanes and when maybe I looked for to long I'm not sure but wheeI turned back the man had come to a complete stop in preparation to turn from a highway onto a dirt road. I slammed on my brakes they locked up I couldn't steer away and I hit him in the rear. My question is. Is this going to keep happening to me? Am I really that bad of a driver? and what insurance company is best for my situation as my parents are removing me from their policy. Any help would be appreciated!

Will I get any insurance money?

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