#I know he ends up being the main villian but please make him like Luke Castellan and sympathetic.

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The absolute Loki slander in The Sword of Summer when he hasnt even done anything (yet) is hilarious to me.

Everyone is absolutely bullying this poor lad and he's just sitting there eating his purple pop tarts and talking to Magnus.

Gunilla: Loki and his spawn are pure evil and want to cause Ragnarok.

Samirah: My father is evil and i hate him.

Odin: Loki is not to be trusted he is pure evil! and manipulative and wants to start Ragnarok!

Meanwhile Loki: *eating poptarts and sitting on odin's throne* I dont wanna start Ragnarok, im having too much fun, you should probably not bring the sword to the place where its fated to start Ragnarok, bud. You should leave it with your uncle who is a Viking nerd and would probably love it. Also fuck the gods, they suck. Also i like you Magnus, youre funny :)

So this:

(From Hammer of Thor) was just uneeded.

(also funfact we dont actually know what Loki is the god of. The fire giant thing was him being mixed up with Logi, a fire giant/god)

The worst thing he does in the first book is hold Rudolph's—Randolph fuck, whatever his name is— family hostage and burn him. But Magnus doesn't know that yet so theres not any reason for him to be hostile, infact Magnus has littarly expressed feeling sorry for Loki when Loki tells him about his punishment.

Also how is Thor the first, and likely only god to say that Loki isn't pure evil

[mbti-galaxies]

Analyzing the INFP Villian: Kylo Ren/Ben Solo

As an INFP myself, I know how common it is for my type to be stereotyped as naïve, illogical, and always optimistic.

Literally every MBTI video I’ve seen on YouTube shows INFPs as “oh my gosh I love everyone, I love flowers and rainbows, I’m a hopeless romantic, I love staying home and reading books and never talking to people… lolololol”

Which is all either very untrue or very exaggerated

It’s honestly so amazing that we have an INFP villain in a mainstream movie franchise now.

So, why do I think Kylo Ren is an INFP? He exhibits all the INFP cofnitive functions.

INFP’s functions are Fi-Ne-Si-Te

Fi is the primary function, and it represents a moral code(what’s right and wrong, and specifically how they’ve been wronged), personal beliefs(how the world should be), and how the person identifies themselves.

Because Kylo was manipulated and abused by Snoke and his family neglected and thought the worst of him, his Fi is very twisted. Kylo believes that evil is right because Snoke rewarded him with power and praise whenever he did his bidding. Kylo believes good is wrong because his “good” uncle almost killed him and didn’t support him in his darkest moments, and Han and Leia were probably too busy with their smuggling and political affairs to give him the love he needed. He learned quickly that identifying with the dark guaranteed him a place in the world, even though he couldn’t live up to the legacy of Vader.

Ne is the secondary function, and it represents wanting to find meaning, purpose, intentions, and connections.

Kylo’s main quest in his character arc is to find belonging. He wants to connect with others who have similar motives. He couldn’t find that with his family or at Luke’s Jedi academy, he tried to find it with Snoke, and he found it with Rey. When Snoke controlled all his actions, he found purpose in his ability to please him. When Kylo killed Snoke, his connection with Rey became most important and he found meaning in fighting with and relating to her.

Fi and Ne go hand in hand when it comes to beliefs lining up with intentions. When Kylo’s beliefs don’t align with his intentions, he has to change one of them to avoid the cognitive dissonance. In The Force Awakens, Kylo believes he’ll only find peace through killing his father, even though he didn’t originally intend on doing so. He has to change his intentions to align with his beliefs though, so he ends up killing him. But in The Last Jedi, Snoke points out that that decision tore Kylo apart even more, suggesting that his beliefs were now conflicting with the action: he realizes his action didn’t actually bring him peace. Later on, he finds peace with Rey, but he screws it up because he wasn’t sensitive to her intentions to save the Resistance.

Si and Te are Kylo’s tertiary and inferior functions, Si represents the need for details and evidence, and Te represents the need to be right and make judgements about the world. Even for healthy and mentally stable INFPs, these functions aren’t developed nearly as much as Fi and Ne. For someone with as many emotional issues as Kylo Ren, as you can imagine, these functions are even less developed.

Kylo’s focuses on his past experiences as the evidence his Si needs, and he doesn’t explore much else. His Te makes judgements based on this small amount of information and he believes his conclusions are always right.

Exploring the dark side of INFPs: why does he make such a great and complex villain/anti-hero?

I’ve always connected and sympathized with him, I feel his pain more than any other villain I’ve seen on screen.

I feel like my flaws are exaggerated through him, quick to anger(his tantrums), selfishness/being self-absorbed(him expecting everyone to feel the way he feels, and ignoring others’ needs in favor of my own(not caring about the map in favor of the girl, not caring about Hux and Snoke’s opinions, not helping the fleet because he wants Rey to join him)

People assume that INFPs are innocent and couldn’t hurt a fly, but that is so far from the truth. When we feel hurt, we want to make the people who hurt us pay.

I’m not saying I or any other INFP is a villian, or has committed as many atrocities as Kylo Ren, but I am saying than we all could. We all have the capability.

And the opposite goes as well, Kylo Ren has the capability and opportunity to redeem himself and reach his full potential as a human being. Hope is never lost, even when everything about you appears to be out of control.

Thank you for reading! Comments, conversation, and feedback are always appreciated, I’m always looking to learn more about MBTI and how I can be better at explaining it!

[thekumama]

"Please, Belle," Belle could not help but stop though Gaston had no firm hold on her, his calloused hands were hardly touching her at all. No, it was his voice and his eyes, both of them were quiet and soft and there was a silent pleading. "Some of us have changed." His voice was low as if he dare not raise his voice in the quiet corner of the village for fear she would pull away comepletely. Belle did not know what to say, words dying on her lips as she stared up at Gaston's worried expression. Was it possible for someone to change so much? Something I probably won't finish. I used another photo (not of Emma or Luke, though there were lots of references used) as a base to start this, judge me all you will. Oh GEEZE. Disney! C'mon. Don't do this to me, UGH! 2017 Beauty and the Beast: I didn't have high hopes for this film, and while I don't hate it or love it, I am just SADDENED by it for 2 reasons. 1. The costumes for Belle. 2. The script/director. The movie itself had so much potential, oh my word, this could have been REALLY good. Like, good, ya know? But this movie suffers from one big flaw- they sat in the middle. They could have done the movie as a complete frame by frame recreation of the 1991 movie and okay, that would have been alright. Or they could have made their own story, added new elements and turns, and that would have been memorable. The biggest problem? They took both ideas and mushed it together and it tears this movie to pieces. I look at this and I just feel SAD for all that could have been! There was a lot of effort put into this and it's always sad to see that someones vision was hindered. The main cast (I feel) was casted correctly, the reason some of their performances seem awkward of bland seems to be due to the checklist of things that this movie was trying to check off. Belle needs to stand out- make her look like a cosplay character. Which, okay, fine! Do that, BUT DO THAT WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS- Emma would have seemed even more spunky and brave if they had MADE HER LOOK like she actually BELONGED in the world, not the VILLAGE, THE WORLD, I get that she is an outcast but not even giving her some sort of head covering when EVERY OTHER WOMAN/CHILD has something is just...dumb! Like, if you hate it so much she could have lost it halfway through with that wolf scuffle or something, which by losing that it would have also removed another barrier between her and Beast like he can finally -see- her differently instead of a peasant girl, and that it is also showing her "shedding" her connection to the village and being more herself. BAM! And okay, fine, don't give her a hat at all but AT THE END OF THE MOVIE she is now ROYALTY and EVERYONE is wearing a WIG- Adam too! But her? OH, NOPE. GAAAAAAAH! The Beast was meh, like...there isn't to much you can do with him? I feel like they should have had more moments of connections with him and Belle- And I don't mean that whole 'Paris' 'Magic Book' stuff or whatnot, I mean like SHOW them having actual dialog that FITS with that era. His character checklist consisted of two things; 1. He's mean 2. He's well animated! ...Whoopdee do. I like Maurice. I like Belle's interactions with him. I don't get why the mom thing was a big deal, my sister and I were just like...but why? Why have this? What does this further? Belle and her dad already have a really good relationship, we see that probably better than any other in the movie. This isn't something the Beast and Belle even need to bond over, they like each other because they realize they underestimated the other and yadda yadda. And how do they show that Belle is SMART? She makes a washing machine? Like? What? Why? That's not...she could have made small things like her dad. She is NEVER seen MAKING anything other then that ONE TIME with that HUGE INVENTION because how else will kids know that she's SMART? Ugh. Make her make small things, and do it consistently, you don't have to spotlight one BIG thing to make your point. How do they show Belle is independant? She argues with the Beast! The arguing is fine but the fact that she has NO fear? Like...girl are you human? I don't feel like this was Emma's acting (maybe?) I feel like it was because, you know how all these re-do Disney movies are, girl power and yadda yadda. Being able to stand up to someone WHILE YOU ARE PETRIFIED is BRAVERY, being un-afraid in a situation that would scare everyone out of there wits is just stupid! It teaches people that if you are afraid when confronting people that you're weak. Gaston, GASTON! Nobody makes me SAD like Gaston~! WHY?! Why Disney, oh WHY?! Why would you develope this man into an ACTUAL PERSON that I feel deserves all the help he can get and then KILL him in the same way like I'm supposed to be HAPPY that he died? NO. N-O. This is HANS ALL OVER AGAIN, why does their HAVE to be a villian? You could have had him scramble away from Beast and just...live. Why does he have to die? I get that he's stubborn but that stupid gun could have very well fell into an abyss and he'd have no choice but to give up. URGH!!! This is due to that whole issue where this movie feels like two scripts torn up and thrown together. They wanted to do new things but because they're Disney they have to make Belle's choice in a guy easier by making one over the top evil! AND HE'S NOT EVEN EVIL! Gosh DANGIT. This man has PTSD! He was TRYING so HARD to keep that part of himself away but he was pushed (Maurice and Belle) and pushed (the sudden introduction of MAGIC into his world and a scary monster who could probably kill all of the villagers and probably enchanted Belle as well, heck, MAGIC EXISTS ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE NOW) so he snapped back into War Gaston mode and there was nothing there to snap him back- he saw inanimate objects come alive and beat the crap out of people! He probably thought he was back IN the war. So, obviously, who gets the short end of the stick through this whole movie? Gaston. Look. He was no angel, I'm not saying he was. All I'm saying is, if you want to have a character that has mental scars like this...let that effect your others characters as well. If you want me to treat him like a villian then why did you turn him into this? You spent more time building up Gaston's character that BEAST'S! Like, UGH! DISNEY! C'MON! What if Gaston's mom or sibling worked at the castle or something and they have NO ONE to greet when the villagers finally remember them? Everyone else has a happy ending, seriously. Everyone else may have suffered for a little bit but in the end? Gaston. Gaston gets nothing just because there was not proper care for him. ANYWAYS! TL;DR, I LIKED movie Gaston, I feel like given time Belle would have seen that he (JUST LIKE BEAST IN THE MOVIE) had another side to him and that they probably could have got along just fine. Heck, this Gaston would probably READ to her if asked, look at him in the movie, he's smitten with the woman! *sigh* This is just me, you have your own opinions. Maybe I have Boromir glasses on, or even just sweet Bard glasses, I can't help it. Sorry for the huge rant.

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most LGBT/non-white fans aren't happy with how there was still no LGBT representation canonically and how they reduced poe to stereotypical latino tropes, made finn's arc the same as tfa basically (and sidelined him in for adam driver which is just racism lmao) and how underused and underwritten a lot of the characters were/how they mischracterized rey/how they REALLY mischaracterized luke and like the overall pacing was p bad, so white ppl liked it and dumbass kylo stans did too but that it

first off, why u anon, i’m not mean to people who message me generally and i won’t send followers after you because that’s a shitty thing to do, now i have to make a big long response publicly instead of using the messenger app, sorry everyone, long post incoming:I WANT LGBT representation to be canon in star wars but i know that they’re not gonna do it and it’s frustrating but not unexpected. Big budget genre FILMS (tv is different) are so lacking in LGBT content, it’s frustrating that off the top of my head the only example i can think of where it’s not sub-textualised via aliens is Sulu in the Star Trek reboot universe.

but let’s look honestly at how the people who run star wars and the actors responded to questions about LGBT content in interviews: there is spoilers blackout aversion, and actors explicitly supporting fans for their interpretations of characters but at no point was there a promise to show that sort of representation.

Disney has shown before that if they’re going to include LGBT content in their big films they do address it directly, much was made of Lefou in beauty and the beast and there was backlash because the actual content was so minor and still fairly subtextual. 

With the Last Jedi no promises were maid so not getting LGBT content is frustrating for me and others but I can’t fault the film for it only the creators and a criticism of studios and directors and writers does not mean the movie itself is flawed for that specific reason. At least in my view. It’s blaming an absence of a feature that was never promised. would it be better with that feature? YES! but i also think it would have been better for various writing changes but the writing choices that were made are what we have to assess it on.

As to Poe being stereotypically Latino, I don’t live in a country with enough of a latino population to have much insight on that but I will say that I don’t understand this argument. 

my PERSONAL view of Poe in this film is that last time we didn’t get any depth to his character outside of friendly heroic pilot, this time we are starting to be introduced to his flaws, that being his inability to see the big picture, he always makes good strategies and plans and is a great leader and has a sense of humour, these are good qualities, and when he is called impulsive it’s by generals who have the experience to think about the bigger picture where he goes for the most damage on a small scale, Poe has a very complimentary arc to Fin in that they both have to shift their thinking when the resistance is weakened because saving people becomes more important than always beating the bad guys.

so from that understanding of his character I don’t understand what stereotypes are being used here? genuinely please let me know because is it that he’s “hot-headed”? it’s a war and they are losing and because of that he makes the wrong decision and lashes out when he is restricted and believes his superior is making the wrong choice so all the “hot-headed” stuff is really just character complexity and his prominence in the plot is the reason why it’s only applied to him. IDK what other stereotypes there are i legit haven’t seen that criticism actually explained in detail yet so if any latinx fans can let me know i’d be glad

Fin’s arc isn’t the same, yes he’s been sidelined and its annoying because I hate the thing they sidelined him for too but when we do focus on his character they evolve his problems from TFA: running away out of fear and self loathing becomes running from one responsibility because he believes they’re a lost cause in the moment and wants to protect Rey, which becomes planning to sacrifice himself to lash out at first order  in a way that mirror’s Poe’s journey because they both have to think better than that about who they’re fighting for. 

There are so many characters to juggle in the film and by partnering Finn up with Rose they do detract from his character development but only to allow her to help him and introduce her to the stage at the same time as moving the plot along and setting up things for the next movie thematically.  Finn was underserved but it was due to a writing puzzle of balancing an ensemble cast and ultimately at this point his story is supportive of the main plot but not directly a part of it and they could have done that differently but again that’s a writing flaw but not what I would call the worst part of the film i think people took it too hard and would like to hear a response to my reading of Finn’s place in the story in some detail too.

 Also I love Rose and her dynamic with Finn was my fav and desperately needed because they keep having Finn Poe and Rey be separated in these films and we needed that friendly banter and mutual support space filled and Rose is honestly the heart and soul of the resistance even if the casino sequence was written in a very on the nose blatant way these films are for a very broad audience and some people need that stuff spelled out for them. (i’ve seen TLJ twice and both times i think most people in the audience missed the kid using the force at the end which i thought was wonderfully subtle before his posing became blatant visually with the broom)

underuse and underwriting are both side effects of the ensemble cast and i’m willing to forgive the clumsiness of it generally but you’re correct about Rey’s writing, I’ve said it before but everything about her and kylo and snoke and Luke contained in the scenes between the second force skype conversation and Kylo waking up on the floor is the characters making bad choices, that’s why it feels out of character. the rest of the film even when characters make mistakes everyone is behaving consistently and there’s a balance but in that entire segment of the film all four characters make the wrong decisions. the results of these scenes afterwards is fine but i wish they hadn’t decided to have rey trust kylo so readily, considering her character history as a scavenger you know she’d be more skeptical than that.  And with Luke his reticence to tell her the truth is frustrating because that’s what happened to him regarding his father and he should know better, I think the moment of weakness misread as utter betrayal was interesting, not a great choice on the writing side but i’m willing to deal with it. outside of those scenes though it’s like the competent writing suddenly returned! 

Bad pacing? yeah, but it’s the middle film in a trilogy there was a lot of ground to cover.

also listen there’s nothing wrong with being a fan of villians in a work of fiction and personally i loved watching hux suffer and kylo get the door slammed in his face and just because i find his character entertaining doesn’t mean i wanted the rey/kylo romance teasing that happened. I have to accept that the writers are going for redemption arc stuff here but honestly give me complex pathetic villain who dies dramatically at the end and i’ll be happy, 

I wrote out all these paragraphs because you made a whoooole lot of generalisations and i wanted to respond with personal thoughts and specificity,\

 I can’t speak for groups i’m not a part of but i can give my personal reasons for liking the film. at the end of the day it’s not the worst star wars film and of my expectations of the franchise some flaws are a part of it. I LIKE goofiness intentional or not in my genre fiction.

 Representation-wise the LGBT stuff would have been wonderfull but as of right now it wasn’t something i felt should be expected but instead it is something I think should be pressured onto the creators to include canonically because there’s literally no reason not to include it that isn’t getting money from garbage people who hate diversity. 

On a casting level i love the inclusivity of race in the cast, not just with Finn, Poe, and Rose being the majority of our new young heroes, but also of background characters because that sort of understated representation is important too. Do i think the writing could be better? sure, but as far as stereotyping goes i don’t believe there’s deliberate and malicious intent there, any flaws are unintentional on the writers side and their personal biases, but personally I still don’t see the specific problem you’re citing here and would like to hear more about it because I don’t get it.

also pls chill with the “white people and kylo stans” attitude here because i get why people don’t like adam driver, but you’re being deliberately escalating in your language and i’m not okay with that, it’s a false equivalence of the concepts of white complacency when it comes to representation with….. people who like the main villain. 

He’s the main bad guy. he’s played by an actor cast with his looks in mind because he’s one of the few villains who doesn’t spend the whole film behind a mask or with cgi or makeup effects obscuring him, he’s placed in a position of power and given sympathetic elements because a complex villain is more interesting than, oh, say, every simple evil marvel villain who wants to destroy the earth (and I say that as someone who likes marvel films) they knew they couldn’t recapture the appeal of darth vader so they aimed for audience enjoyment in a different way and it worked and it’s pointless to be mad at fans of star wars for liking it’s main villain?

 I’m not saying fans who take it too far by going “he did nothing wrong”/”his victimisation excuses his actions” or who woobie-fy him or who shit on other characters are in the right here, they’re not, and it is frustrating when there’s so many good characters that others lose screen time and complexity to focus on him when he’s a shitty fascist who wants power for himself. 

just like, de-escalate your aggression here because i’m talkative as hell and I also want better representation but I’m also one hundo percent about viewing media and people complexly and in terms of the fiction i thought it was a good film and in terms of the choices by the creators in how they crafted that film i thought they did okay but could have done waaay better and that’s what fans want. 

i’m not gonna speak for most LGBT/non white fans because I’m only a part of one of those categories personally but i’m SURE a chunk of the audience responses in those reviews trashing the movie are from straight white cis dudes who are mad about all the POC in the film or goofy writing choices they feel undermines their view of the movie and they’re objectively wrong about a lot of things but their opinions are still added to that review percentage and the only way to know who thought what from what background and coming from what perspective is to go through every review and make a chart and that sort of research isn’t something i’ve done and you probably haven’t done it either so we can only speak from our view from discussing with friends and online and on tumblr i have seen some lgbt and poc  responses and most of them are positive, a couple of people aren’t and that’s only my dashboard but i can’t assume it represents the communities as a whole

so anyone seeing this long ass post who hasn’t unfollowed me: what’s your opinion?

[lairofsentinel]

Chat appreciation of Shadowhunters while watching it.

Shadowhunter season 1: Paki dramas me: uh, ok. Solve soon. Boring. Shadowhunter season 1: Alec loves his “brother” me: Ughhh... c'mon, can't we not go there? Please?. Shadowhunter season 1: Paki drama turns into incest-like drama me: wow. The topic is a things here?. I thought this shit was not a thing here. Anyway, Paki drama. Let's pass to the important thing. Shadowhunter season 1: *people fight, punch, kick* me: AAHHHH please, someone teach everyone (except Hodge) how to fucking punch! It's painful to see those fish-punch, those catty-kicks and the whip. Please, no more whip. It's horrible to see how bad are those scenes. Shadowhunter season 1: Paki drama. “I love you. I can't. I go fuck my friend”. More Paki. Brother-zone. me: Pleaseeeeee. Stop this. I'm here for the gayness. Shadowhunter season 1: Magnus Bane appears me: Much better. Shadowhunter season 1: Magnus Bane shows he is intelligent, old, charismatic and despite everyone in the serie says he is a Lothario, he is loyal to his sentiments me: Wow. I love loyal-shit, so healthy. Very zevran. Shadowhunter season 1: Parabatai drama. me: uh.... this is weird. But for some reason, I like this. Showing other type of bonds beyond mere friendship and romantic relationships? ok. This is not bad. Relationships are weird things that not always are in those 2 extremes but in between. Shadowhunter season 1: Simon and friend-zone drama me: Ughhhhhhh. C'mon. Make this better... dont' go there.... Shadowhunter season 1: More paki drama. Now it's a mexican soap opera drama. That woman is her mother, that men is her father. *Oh, you are my brother*, and the friend's uncle's mother's son is her son... no, wait. Too much. Let's put all that in a AU. Me: Ughhh. Pain.... Shadowhunter season 1: Appears Luke and Raphael me: Good shit. Guys at the rescue, fucking kicking asses to anyone who is too dense. Shadowhunter season 1:  paki drama gets dense me: ughhh, Luke, bite them!. Stop this shit! Shadowhunter season 1:  Isabelle fights in heels me: *grabbing my chest painfully * Shadowhunter season 1:  Meliorn me: Wow. A sensual guy who is the embodiment of the beauty and the sensuality and he is not a boring white guy. Wow. Good shit there. Shadowhunter season 1: Malec episode me: I was here for the gayness.... but... c'mon... this is so fuckign cliché, childish, and so Mexican soap opera.... I was laughing there!. Instead of being shocked by the whole situation. Anyway.... Shadowhunter season 2: Paki drama. With demon-blood drama. “Mom wants me dead because I want to fuck my sister”. Me: *yawn  *  Pleaseeeee. Shadowhunter season 2: Magnus drama with his child traumas and the drama of death and immortality me: Oh, yeah. I knew you were a dark char. Delightful. Shadowhunter season 2:  Alec goes into beauty sleeping mode. me: Please... don't. Don't do the “sleeping” kiss scene to wake him. Shadowhunter season 2:  Magnus kisses Alec me: *grabbing my chest painfully * Stop thiiiis... *facepalm * give me good gayness.... pleaseeee. Shadowhunter season 2:  *Maia Appears * me: Oh, yeah, I needed that kind of woman. Werewolf woman that feels like a doggy when she is friendly and feels like a fucking fierce wolf  when angry. Yeah, I prefer CGI instead of bad punching scenes, too. Shadowhunter season 2:  Hodge dies. me: well, there it goes the only person in the whole serie who knows how to fight.... *cries* Shadowhunter season 2: Magnus and Camille drama. Me: Ok, that hits. That hits in the middle of the mortality, of the fear of loneliness and of “true love”. Shadowhunter season 2: Isabella becomes addict. In heels. Me: WOW. This is impressive. Loved that twist. Still please stop her whip... ugh. Shadowhunter season 2: Paki drama. Now I'm not your sister, but I dont know. You are now, once again, the same guy that you were in the first episode of the first season.  But mom dies now. Drama, drama, drama. Paki, paki, paki. Me: sigh Shadowhunter season 2: Cleophas, Angel's screams, all the lore of blood, demon and angelic blood and stuff. Me: Entertaining. Good. Shadowhunter season 2: Faery Queen wants war and makes a deal with Valentine. Me: WOW. Look that shitty asshole!. What a fucker! Shadowhunter season 2: Raphael and Isabella's addiction. Raphael asexuality. Isabelle polyamorous woman says “I dont care about sex, let's have a relationship”. Rapahel runs away. Lol. Me: Look at this good combination of chars. I can say that I like this. Shadowhunter season 2: Soul-sword leashed. Me: AAAHHHH. Magnus! Maia! LUKE! Shadowhunter season 2:  Vampire drinking angelic blood= daylight vampire. Me: Well, this is interesting... and I can see so many conflicts there.... Give me more. Probably season 3. Shadowhunter season 2: Paki drama. I'm not your brother, neither that woman is my mother, now I'm the son of another guy, and I rule over all of you, losers. Also, I'm not demon-blood creature, but an Angel itself, almost. I can activate my runes without stupid wand, you fucking bitches, I have GPS and I cure cancer. I'm fucking God!!!. Me: WHAT? Shadowhunter season 2: And my sister now works like a warlock. She can portal us. Me: WHAT!? Shadowhunter season 2: Greater demon. Magnus loses his body. And soon, will lose his life. Me: WHAAAT? Wait, slow down. What's this shit.  Can't anyone listen the fucker? He moves his hands in a Magnus way, please!. Nobody can't do that all the fucking time. What a losers these shadowhunters are.... god. The HANDS!, looks the hands!!! It's magnus! Obviously!!!. I'm disappointed of you, Alec. Shadowhunter season 2: Chips and DNA for all down-world creatures.  Simon says this looks like nazism. Maia says she is arrested by cops for being black, she didn't expect shadowhunters doing the same shit. Me: Worale. Esto es de la buena. This is getting deeper and more serious and getting better. Much better. Shadowhunter season 2: torture consequences over Magnus' mind. Mom-drama. Amber-cat eyes. Roasting step-dad. me: Wow. This character is the whole thing in this show. You can't stop comparing how plain are the rest with this one, simply because 400 years old is something hard to compete, ofc. Shadowhunter season 2: Valentine captured by Sebastian. Sebastian in general. More paki-incest drama. I was never loved, I want someone to love me. My fucked twisted daddy won't love me, so I try to be loved by my sister in ... any ways. Me: AAAAAAHHHHHH STOP THE SUBTLE INCEST DRAMA! Shadowhunter season 2: Parabatai drama. Me: sigh. Shadowhunter season 2: Alec's father, the same one who said Magnus was a Lothario, cheats on his wife. Me: Look who is the lothario. The flamboyant bi man clearly not. Shadowhunter season 2:  “You of all people, Alec, would understand what means to fall in love” says daddy. Me:  what an asshole! Magnus is not a fuckign affair, you fucker Shadowhunter season 2:  “magnus is not an affair, dad” Me:  There.  Alec will never do that to Magnus. He is too virgin and busy for that... lol. Besides... hell, Magnus is always there for him and has magic of all fucking types, he is intelligent and wise, always in a good mood, joking all the time, trustworthy as fuck. You have to be a shit to lie to him.... Shadowhunter season 2: Alec lies to Magnus while talking about Trust (TM). Me: Are.... are you.....*grabbing my chest painfully * Are you fuckign kidding me?.  Alec! You are not my fave, but hell.... you piece of shit. Shadowhunter season 2:  Magnus says “You lied to me, Alec. It seems that it runs in the family” Me:  Wow. Touché. Destroy his dark shadowhunter heart!!!!! Shadowhunter season 2: Magnus goes to ask for help to the Fairy Queen. Me: …. well.... that was excessive, no?. Magnus, you are old enough to know... this is not useful at all... c'mon, stupid asshole, you are just hurt because the fucker of your boyfriend lied to you. Bump him but don't fuck up all your people! Shadowhunter season 2: Magnus remember time with Alec. Scene of acceptance when he shows his cat eyes. “They are beautiful”. Me: Hell, this hits me 100 levels of my soul. Stupid scene. Stupid beautiful amber eyes. Shadowhunter season 2: Paki drama. I killed dad, and my no-bro/fuckbuddy is dead, and I will return him alive. Parabatai drama. Me:  Ugh, this can't be ok. Returning dead is proved to be a bad decision. Always. ALWAYS. The crow turned aggressive when he came back from death!. Shadowhunter season 2:  Ends Me: Yeah, Ok, season 2 was much better than 1. I liked the gayness here, but... no lesbians, fuck. Where is my healthy cute relationship of lesbians in a main char? I don't want lesbian in the background. Well, so far, I have Magnus. Healthy Magnus is so good. Shadowhunter season 3:  *dead people coming back from death + daylight vampire + angelic blood* in stand-by Me: uh... I can't decide who will be the villian: Jace or the fucking Queen.