#I know JUST enough Japanese that I sniggered while writing that little pun

[whatsthetime-mrwolf]

Someone I follow posts about their crush and idk if it's the fact that I'm trans or because I am terminally online and have a dearth of people(Real, Actual) to romantically observe but

I watch this like a kid watching an animal documentary who is immediately and viscerally kinning both animals in the scene. I am clapping my hands and wiggling in excitement to see what they post next. Half of me is like "Yes! Get it! Perform the Rituals!"

and the other half is attempting to pretzel myself around a pillow saying "Me too! Me want to desire also! I want the joy or anger or jealousy or or or that you experience when you see them!" as I knead it like a cat and gnaw it like a dog

I'm not sure if this counts as parasocial, but this is gotta be something every human everywhere has done at some point to someone/thing

Blahlalah "humans are social animals" blarlar "Jealousy can be as pure as love is" and so on and so forth and so something something human condition am ai right?