#I know I have a shitty copy paper print of 'I'm the king of me I'm going to eat chips out of the garbage' bird

[blujayonthewing]

rearranged some stuff on my desk to accommodate a couple new stickers and ended up with kind of an accidental Affirmations Zone

[samsspambox]

lUCAS PEARCE HAS THE SHITTIEST HANDWRITING I JUST KNOW IT

most stem people have shitty writhing, that's just how it is. i say this as a stem person lmaoo like look me in the eye and tell me bioengineer lucas pearce is not a stem person i dare you

listen,, the people at the NSB fucking HATE when luke has to turn in some type of paperwork because his writing looks like god damn tilted chicken scratch. the paper is at a 45 degree angle when he writes. it's a nightmare.

like i know technology is a thing and it's 2030 why do we need paper but luke probably has a stylus and writes in his answers. or maybe the NSB really like their paper copies.

agent one, looking through a pile of folders: hey, did agent pierce turn in his paperwork yet?

agent two, smoking a cigarette: god i hope not.

agent one: ??? wHAT???

agent two: you're new here, aren't you?

agent one: yeah, what does that have to do with anything? oh i found it, let's just— oh. i am suddenly jared, 19.

luke probably has to take his time to write shit that is legible. you can look at a paper and find the exact moment luke goes "fuck this i'm tired" and you just see tHE WORDS TILT.

marius, king of pretty notes™️ has gifted luke a printed sticky note machine bc mANS CANNOT READ HIS HANDWRITING FOR SHIT AND IT AGGRAVATES HIM TO NO END.

i feel like luke has a habit of leaving a lot of sticky notes on things just so he remembers the stuff he has to do but sometimes even he can't read his own handwriting. luke only uses the sticky note machine when he leaves notes for others, which is a win for the NXX.

luke realizes that it's a thing tho so whenever he wants to be a little shit™️ he'll just not use the machine. to be fair tho most of the time he uses his tablet to do things. he just likes sticky notes.