#I knew it would be good but OH KY GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD

[a-sirens-melody]

So guess who finally watched Saw today✨

[whyse7vn]

THE OTHER WOMAN -

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tan 😰

8 participants - 8 online

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tae: why did the the whole world get to see where yoongi’s tattoo was before me

jk: rumour has it that he doesn’t like you

yoongi: i do not like you

tae: it’s not good to believe all rumours jungkook

jk: ur right sorry

yoongi: i said i do not like you

tae: who are you taking to???

yoongi: nvm bye

y/n: how did you not know where the tattoo was??

tae: he didn’t tell me?

yoongi: you never asked

tae: i shouldn’t have to ask

yoongi: shut the fuck up

jimin: omg???

hobi: by newjeans?

y/n: anyways i need advice

hobi: by taemin?

jimin: WHERE?????????????????

y/n: but i need you all not to be weird about it

tae: daddy is here 4 u

namjoon: tae wtf

jin: clearly that’s asking a lot

jk: i’m a great advice giver

yoongi: you have never given advice in ur life

jimin: why would we be weird about it?

y/n: i’m going on a date

jk: WHAT

yoongi: oh?

jin: finally

jimin: congrats

tae: no ur not wtf

hobi: okayyyyyy

namjoon: nice!

jimin: stop talking like that

namjoon: who?

jimin: NiCe 🤓👍🏻

hobi: aju nice?

namjoon: i don’t see the issue

jimin: never say that shit again

jk: IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE

tae: i rebuke this devil

hobi: devil by the window by txt

jin: IT’S WITH MINGYU ISN’T IT OH MY GOD IM SO SMART THATS WHY HES BEEN AROUND SO MUCH OH MY GOD

jimin: that’s crazy jungkook isn’t he ur bff

jk: SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS WITH HIM DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ

tae: guys it’s time i fess up

it’s me

y/n: never lie like that again

tae: don’t tell me it’s actually that rat

y/n: rat???

jimin: it’s so him omg

hobi: aju nice fr wow

jk: SAY THIS IS A JOKE OH MG GOD PLS PLS LLS PLS PLS

y/n: it’s a joke

jk: see lol knew it lol that was so funny my goddddd loll WOW LOL UR SO FUNNY OHBMY GODDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

tae: mingyu kills people he’s a real bad guy trust me

y/n: maybe i’m into that

jin: omg she’s a freak guys

that’s kinda hot

hmu when ur done with him lol

yoongi: get a grip

jk: I NEED A CIGARETTE

jimin: ew

hobi: smoking kills!!!

namjoon: what did you need advice about anyways?

jk: MY ADVICE IS DONT GO

y/n: doesn’t matter

i realised that asking you guys for advice is the worst idea i’ve ever had

tae: i say you take all his money then shoot him

jimin: tae are you still broke be honest

tae: shut the fuck up???

jimin: get ur money the fuck up???

namjoon: enough

hobi: that was so elsa of you joon

enough anna I SAID ENOUGH🫸🏻❄️👩🏼‍🦰➡️🥶

yoongi: what

hobi: i think i’m depressed

y/n: i’ll kiss it better

tae: WHORE??????

HELLOOOOOO

SOMEONE TELL MINGYU THE DATE IS CANCELLED

CUT THE CAMERAS BLOCK HIS NUMBER SHOOT HIM UP

jin: ur severely troubled

jk: tbis is what heart break feljsl like….

jimin: he’s drunk already???

jk: the other womajn 💔

hobi: mingyu is a man

jk: *tjhw otjker maynne 💔

jimin: jungkook is bilingual since when??

hobi: what language was that?

y/n: jungkook are you crying???

jk: njever?????

yoongi: ur gross

tae: real men cry

and then shoot up other men called mingyu

right jungkook???

jk: iwnag to killl nyself

y/n: i won’t go

yoongi: wtf no?

y/n: you want me to go??

yoongi: that’s not what i said

jin: he’s upset that ur gonna cancel on mingyu for jungkook and not him

wow i’m just on a roll today

tae: what about me

hobi: what about you???

tae: if you want to fight just say that

i’m ready

hobi: i want you gone

tae: in what context?

hobi: life????

jimin: AWOMANNNNNNN

namjoon: guys if we were actually nice to each other everyone could actually be happy in life

tae: i wish nothing but the worst for you

hobi: that would upset adele

jimin: who????

hobi: i wish nothing but the best for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

jimin: ???

hobi: kys

jimin: wtf

hobi: sorry the voices take over sometimes

y/n: taes schizophrenia takes another victim yet again

tae: my what?

y/n: i’m a born singer 💜💜💜

yoongi: are you really not going because of jungkook??

y/n: oh

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

jk: ple😰😭😕😢

jimin: i say go

fuck yoongi fuck jungkook and definitely fuck tae!

tae: i would NEVER sleep with you

jimin: ur actually the dumbest person i’ve met

yoongi: she’s done that already

tae: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

jk: NONONONONINONONONONONONI

hobi: sighs when will we see peace in the gc?

y/n: you did not just type “sighs”

hobi: sighs again i did and ur gonna deal with it

y/n: you make me heave

hobi: sighs for the last time boys heave when they talk to you

i’m heaving!

jin: tf is wrong with hoseok today??

hobi: the voices

yoongi: are you avoiding my question

tae: no?

yoongi: i am not taking to you

tae: ok make that clear next time wtf

yoongi: why would i ever need to talk to you???

tae: i think yoongi’s on his period guys

namjoon: you are actually asking to get beat up tae

and i am not helping you this time

tae: literally came out the womb swinging try me bitch

jk: i’m sjookso sad i can’t take thjids sigk lifeanymore

jimin: me when i’m illiterate and ugly

jk: i’m not ugly

jimin: so now you can spell?

jin: you must be ugly cuz how tf the girl you been chasing ur whole life going on a date with your best friend she’s known for like a few months 💀💀

y/n: i’ve known mingyu for way more than a few months what the hell

jk: OH MY GEJDOEENEJEJJEJE

GOADFAFDDDFFGAGAGAHSAHAJSJSHSSJSJZJSJSJSSJXHSJZJZHahjsshyshzgzhzhzhzhzhzzhHhaHzhzhzhzhzhBHbahababahzhshzhshshshshshshsgzhshshshshshshshshzzhshhzhhsh!/.£))/)/)/)>\>\>\\>\>>)/)/)6/)-71£-/).)/)/))/)/£..£

namjoon: he’ll get over it

jk: KILL MESHSJJSJSJSJSJSDJJSJEJEJEJDJJDJDJDJCNNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDN/£:£:££:!:!;£;!;£:£;£;!;!;!;£;!;£;£,!,’xnznn-&2&2873&:&:&2&:&&2&:&&:/&£2&2&2&/&/£:£:£:!.!!,!!,!,!!!!!!!!!najsjsjsjsjjsjdjdjdjjdjjj&&.£££.£:!!.’dnsndjsjsjdidjdisiwjsjsjsjakxkxkjjdjdjdjjxjdjxj

namjoon: i hope

hobi: jhope?

jin: this is real sad i’m just saying

tae: tell me about it

ik ur going out with mingyu out of pity but you can’t give a guy false hope like

that yk?

jin: why in ur right mind would you ever think i’m agreeing with YOU?

tae: excuse me??

be on the right side of history jin

jimin: you should of died at birth or something

tae: i told you i came out swinging there is no way death could of taken me

i’m above it

y/n: ur above death?

tae: yeah why???

u think it’s hot?

jk: weLL IM NOT ABOVE IT AT ALL AND IM ABOUT TO KMS

jimin: thank god

yoongi: get a fucking grip

tae: yoongi square up

yoongi: fuck off

tae: you all witnessed it yoongi backed down

he shook in fear as the mighty kim taehyung raised his fist in rage

hobi: i feel empty

y/n: hobi are you ok?

hobi: are we about to kiss rn?

tae: TELL MINGYU AGAIN

GET THE SS

THIS ISNT ON

sHES A SLUTTTT

namjoon: tae shut up

like actually

tae: :(

jk: NAMJOON TELL HER

jimin: here we go

namjoon: ???

jk: PUT UR FOOT DOWN AS LEADER

SHE CANT GO TELL HER

NO DATING UNTIL SHES 30

namjoon: she’s a grown woman she can do what she wants

hobi: namjoon feminist president

jin: real

jk: UR NO LONGER COOL

AND U SHOULD OF NEVRF BEEN OUR LEADER

YOU LACK LEADERSHIP SKILLS

AND UR BALD NOW

FOR SOME REASON

U NASTY BALD MAN

I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUUUUUUUSHHSJDNX

y/n: i felt bad

but now i no longer do

i’m going

jimin: feminism on the riseeeee

kill all men!!!

hobi: ur a man?

jin: barely

jimin: do not fucking start with me you old hag

jin: OLD HAG???

jimin: YEAH GLAD YOU CAN READ

namjoon: sighs

hobi: it really frees ur emotions doesn’t it joon?

namjoon: yeah

sighs

jin: DONT BE MAD CUZ UR SCRAPING 5’4

jimin: EXCUSE ME???????

tae: i blame mingyu for all of this

yoongi: do you ever shut the fuck up???

tae: i was quite for a whole 5 minutes?

namjoon: sighs

jk: SO UR TELLING ME SHES GOING ON THJS DATE FOR REAL LIKE NO JOKE REAL LIFE??????????

hobi: wish i was super tuna jin rn

y/n: you guys are like bugs no matter how many times i step on you

you don’t die

namjoon: SIGHS

[propertyofkylar]

jhhnggg pity sex with virgin bestfriend kylar...

wdym this hasnt been sitting in my ask since november...hahaha i have no idea what youre saying...

m!kylar x (dumb as a bag of rocks) gn!pc, we're bringing back bestie kylar

"Are you okay, Kylar?" You were sitting with your best friend on his bed, but he looked strangely...blank.

It had been a long week. Someone at school had asked you out on Monday, and you had excitedly told Kylar all about it. But on Tuesday, that person was absent. They came back on Wednesday, but with bandages wrapped around their arm, and they had totally avoided you.

So you had ended up crying into your best friend's arms, hoping he would cheer you up. But something seemed off about him today.

Kylar shrugged, his eyes boring down into the floor. "I dunno."

You sighed and scooted closer to him, gently placing a hand on his shoulder. His breath hitched when you did so and his eyes flitted to yours before looking away again. "C'mon, Ky," you pleaded. "You can tell me anything."

He drew in a deep breath before speaking. "I'm just....jealous."

"Jealous?" You cocked your head in confusion, and Kylar finally looked at you again. You couldn't place the emotion in his eyes. "What do you mean?"

"I mean..." he looked almost confident for a moment, but it fizzled and he became his normal self. "Um...you just...have experience and I...don't."

Oh. "I had no idea you felt that way, Kylar," you wrapped your arms around him and gave him a hug. Immediately, he leaned into you.

Something came over you in that moment and before you knew it, you were opening your mouth to speak again. "Do you want me to help?"

He drew back and stared at you with wide eyes. "W-what?!"

You shrugged. "I feel bad. I don't want you to feel lonely. I can help you."

Kylar was trembling and his hands were shoved in his lap. Finally, he spoke, it barely coming out as a whisper. "Y-yes..."

You smiled and leaned in to him, but Kylar gripped your shoulders and kissed you fiercely. His lips were wet and the kisses sloppy, but overall it wasn't unpleasant.

"I love you," he mumbled, and you felt something hard press against your leg.

Taking control, you pushed him down onto the bed and straddled his lap. Kylar dug his fingers into your hips and practically whimpered. You shoved your crotch against his and he moaned again.

"P-please..." he whispered. You grinned again and leaned back to tug your shirt off. He stared at you, mouth slightly agape.

"Your turn," you said, pulling at the hem of his hoodie. He quickly tore it off and the shirt underneath, leaving the two of you topless.

Kylar pulled you down against him, kissing you again. It was a bit surprising to you how forward he was. You figured he must've been very pent up.

Removing yourself from him, you instead sat next to him and unzipped his pants. He lifted his hips slightly so you could slide them down, but you got distracted.

Because the bulge in his underwear was absolutely massive.

His face turned red and he averted his eyes. "I h-hope it's okay..." he mumbled.

You didn't answer, just pulled out his thick cock and marveled at it. You were certainly no virgin, but this had to be the biggest dick you had ever seen.

"Oh my god," you murmured, immediately dropping your head and giving the shaft a lick. Kylar moaned and gripped your hair.

"That f-feels good," he squirmed beneath you. You experimentally took a few inches into your mouth - no way could this whole thing fit in there - and bobbed your head on it for a few minutes. But when you thought Kylar was getting close, you felt his hands pushing your shoulders.

"S-stop," he said, breathing heavily. You looked up quickly, hoping you hadn't done anything wrong. He shook his head. "N-no, it felt...good. But I..." he inhaled deeply. "I...want you."

You nodded and pulled away, tugging off your bottoms. Hesitantly, Kylar reached out and touched you. You let out a yelp. His inexperienced touch was far from the best you'd had, but you couldn't deny that it felt good. Sucking off your best friend after finding out he was hiding such a massive dick had made you insanely horny.

Kylar smiled at you, seemingly gaining more confidence. He loomed over you, teasing your hole with his cock and making you whine. "Is this okay?" He asked.

"Yes," you breathed. "Please, Kylar."

He flushed bright red at your words and slowly began to ease into you. You gasped - you had never felt so full in your life.

Kylar, meanwhile, was babbling absolute nonsense. "Feels so good...hah...I love you. I love you so, so much."

"Kylar," you whimpered, and he began to speed up. "Does it feel good? I want to be the best you've ever had. I want to make you mine. I want you to forget everyone else."

He was fucking you properly now, his other hand reaching between your legs to rub at you. You were so blissed out, you barely knew what he was saying. Meanwhile, you couldn't even speak yourself. The only sounds falling from your lips were moans and failed attempts at saying Kylar's name.

Kylar let out a feral whine, licking the side of your next. "Gonna...fill you up," he gasped. "Gonna mark you. Everyone will know." His hips were slamming into you and his hand felt so good. It was too much.

"Fuck, Kylar!" You cried out as your climax hit. He didn't slow down at all.

"So good. So - hah - good," he mumbled as his hips thrust into you one final time. His orgasm was clearly too much for him because he immediately flopped on top of you. "I love you," he said again, pressing his sweaty head into your shoulder and wrapping his arms around you.

"Fuck," you panted, feeling exhausted. Despite Kylar's complete lack of experience...that was pretty good. You pushed his bangs out of his eyes and he gave you a wobbly smile.

His eyes glazed over - it was like he was high off his orgasm. "We should do that again and again and again. And we can get married. And you can live with me. And we can do that forever and ever." Kylar kept rambling with his arms and legs wrapped around you, his cock even still inside you.

You just closed your eyes and let him continue.

[kylelovskii]

Hello!! I really like your writing i was wondering if i could have a dom!kyle smut!?!?? I need some sub reader😸😸 Its okay if you ignore it :>

yes ofc!!

thank you for requesting!

i made this a little nasty if you don’t mind

a little bully!kyle if you will and innocent!reader

tw!! bj, degrading pet names (bitch, dumb bitch), degradation, slight handjob, hair pulling, slapping

i don’t care

you were getting a few books from the library to read over the summer, then you felt your head get jerked back by your hair.

"ow..who-" you started before you looked up. it was kyle. "oh, hii! what’re you doing at the library?" you giggled, ignoring the fact he had a firm grip on your hair, and the fact it was starting to hurt.

kyle had an angry look on his face. the kind of look you got when you did something he didn’t like. "what? did i do something?"

"yeah, actually, you did. the fuck were you doing all touchy feely with kenny yesterday, huh?" he barked, tugging your head back more. you squeaked in pain. "he just needed my help..he said, 'if you ever give a boy a.." you trailed off, thinking of what he called it, "..a boner….you should always help'. then he taught me what to do, that’s all. i just wanted t’be nice," you mumbled, giving kyle a pitiful look with your puppy eyes.

kyle mentally cursed himself. "fuckin' bastard..look, if anybody other than me tells you that, you tell them: 'kyle said i can’t do that', you hear me?" he ordered, putting a finger in your face.

you smiled and nodded. kyle let go of your hair and you turned to him, holding up a book. "do you want a book, ky? we could read together over break," you asked, giving him your signature sweet smile.

"no. i don’t do any of that reading shit. come with me." kyle grabbed your hand and led you to the back of the library towards the restrooms. he opened the bathroom door labeled for both men and women. luckily, it was just a one person, so he could lock the door without any suspicion.

"what are we doing? i wanna read my books," you pouted when kyle shoved you into the door. "i don’t care. you did something i didn’t like, and you need to be punished so you can learn."

"but i didn’t know!" you whined. then you felt a sharp sting on your cheek. kyle slapped you. "i said, i don’t care. take it or i won’t talk to you for a week."

kyle knew how to get you all upset and vulnerable. not like you weren’t vulnerable, you were just always very naive, eager to please anyone.

you lived and breathed kyle. if he wouldn’t use you, then who else would? if you weren’t good for him, how could you be good for kenny, or anyone for that matter?

"okay, i’m sorry. can i have a kiss? on the cheek? you hurt me."

god, had you ever been punished a day in your life?

"no. this is a punishment, you’re not gonna get what you want," he answered. you sighed in defeat. "now, you’re gonna show me what kenny taught you, alright?"

"alright..i need you to sit, though," you explained, pointing to the toilet.

kyle stepped over to the toilet, sitting down and manspreading. you situated yourself on your knees between his legs.

looked at him expectingly, but he looked at you like you were stupid. "well, go on."

you started to tug down his basketball shorts, then neatly placed them on the floor.

"he said to do this first.." you started palming him through his boxers. "oh, god dammit-" kyle said quickly, tossing his head back.

"mm..i don’t remember everything he said, so i might not do that well. m'sorry," you told him, not looking at him. you kissed his bulge then took off his boxers. kyle sighed and looked down at you, your face innocent and oblivious to what you were really doing.

"no..no, it’s okay. you’re doing good," he reassured. you took kyle in your small hand, your thumb moving over his tip.

as much as kyle hated admitting it, kenny taught you well. then again, he was a chick magnet. fucked a girl at least every night. of course he knew his shit.

you started moving your hand up and down a little slow. your hand was soft, you felt perfect. kyle could cum right then and there.

you were going so slow. "go faster," kyle demanded. "but this is what-" kyle cut you off, "i don’t give a shit. go faster."

you barely even sped up. you were starting to piss him off. "god, dumb bitch," kyle muttered to himself before grabbing you by the hair and shoving his cock in your mouth.

you cried. "shut up!" kyle whispered, "shut up and fuckin' take it, bitch."

you choked and sputtered as kyle fucked up into your mouth. you felt that weird feeling down there that you get when you do this kind of stuff with kyle. maybe he’d 'take care of you', as he put it.

"god, i fuckin' love your mouth, baby. you always take me so well." kyle grabbed a fist full of your hair and shoved your face all the way down till your nose touched his tummy.

"motherfucker," he grunted out, raising you back up a bit. he could hear you struggling, but he felt too good to care.

you forced yourself up off him and said, "ky- gotta breathe, can’t breathe." kyle rolled his eyes while you caught your breath, then when he decided you were finished, he shoved you right back down.

"m'gonna cum in your mouth, 'kay? be good and take it. keep goin'" kyle told you. you nodded on his cock. kyle pressed his foot on your clothed cunt, and when you moaned around him, release washed over him.

"god- shit- motherfucker!"

you felt that familiar salty taste spurt down your throat. thick and warm.

kyle pulled you off him, leaning his head back and panting. then there was a knock on the door.

"(y/n)? you haven’t checked out your books yet, honey."

it was the librarian. the two of you were super close. you were a little book worm, so you were always in the library with her, creating everlasting friendship.

"yes! i’ll be right out, promise!" you replied to her, standing up and hurrying to the mirror, smoothing down your hair so it didn’t look like you were just manhandled.

"okay, dear. i’ll be at my desk," she said, then you heard her footsteps deafen.

"that was a close one, huh?" kyle said, already dressed again. "aren’t you gonna take care of me? i got that weird feeling again," you asked kyle. he laughed.

"are you stupid? that was a punishment. gosh, man, you don’t listen. i told you: you aren’t gonna get what you want," kyle explained. again.

"now let’s go check out your stupid books."

[valeheartsdior]

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PAIRING: Richarlison x Reader x Neymar

SYNOPSIS: You were used to Rich and Ney being around you at all times 24/7 you didn’t mind swaying your hips or dancing skin to skin at clubs at 4 am. “meu amor you’re playing with fire” he aggressively grabbed your neck for you to look at him, while your back was being pecked by small love bites. Two men one girl what could go wrong ?

CW: SMUT, Obsession, Finger sucking, Sex without condom, oral, biting, pet names, jealousy etc

“Y/N! LETS GO!”

“Rich you know our kitten always wants to look good beside us” Neymar chuckled

I was just adding the finishing touch to my perfectly done makeup which was my red lipstick, which I rarely wear but tonight seemed like it would be different so might as well spice it up. I was wearing a skin tight black long dress that hugged my body just right, my boobs looked big and it had a long slit on my right thigh. “I know these two are going to drool when they see me.” I smirked looking at myself one last time in the mirror as I grabbed my phone and headed towards the door, “here goes nothing.”

“Você parece uma deusa!” Richarlison howled

He took my hand and spinned me, making me feel even more powerful than i already did. Ney stood there admiring the beauty he had as a best friend.

“Richy stop” i giggled

“Let’s go the night is just starting!” Ney and Rich grabbed each side of my hand and we headed towards the limo, that Ney insisted on getting.

Neymar, Richarlison and I had been inseparable since 2015. Rich started his soccer career at América Futebol Clube MG, Ney saw how much potential he had and eventually became friends with him, now they are best of friends. As for me i had met Rich through a mutual friend then i met Ney through him. We had always been very close there was no awkward stages or privacy towards our friendship. Though they never brought girls around me i knew they had their affairs.

On our way to the club we took shots and not going to lie by the time we got to the club I was already tipsy. I knew tonight was going to be my night. Richy was being flirty as usual i felt his hand on my exposed thigh rubbing it as i sang along to a song. I felt goosebumps all over my body as he dangerously moved it higher and higher. Ney was sitting on my left singing along with me, as i felt his breath on my neck. If I haven’t done anything with these two yet i swear to my life tonight might just be the night. My mind was already racing with lust as these two did these things to me.

I quickly got out the limo, taking a deep breath before i ripped my best friends clothes off.

“Ok Y/N go in there and have fun let tonight be whatever it has to be.” I whispered

Neymar and Richarlison walked behind me as we entered the club. We went to the VIP section and there was Kylian and Son arguing about who spilled the drink all over the floor.

“Dude be more careful next time you’re already drunk!” Kylian laughed

Son and Ky both turned their attention to me as i smiled at them ready to hug them.

“There are my two favorite boys!” I hugged

Kylian making sure he grabbed me tightly “hey y/n” he smirked he made sure to embrace me as if he hasn’t seen me in years. I felt his breath on my neck oh god i think i have a kink for these men breathing on me. I slowly moved back avoiding eye contact. I knew if i gave him the attention ky would just want more from me. I could not get together with him knowing he was one of the biggest players in PSG, and i know Ney would kill me.

Ney quickly pulled you back making sure Ky saw that you were not in any way getting close to her tonight almost marking his territory. Son and Rich were chatting, I decided to go to the bar make sure I swayed my hips as i walked away. While waiting for my drink there was various men who turned their attention to me, I knew they were watching me like a hawk, i knew if one of these men trespassed there would be problems.

“Let’s dance bebe” Ney purred in your ear.

I was already feeling myself and Ney pulling me closer to him wasn’t helping. It felt electrocuting his touch the way he would move to the music. I swayed my hips slowly as he grabbed my waist moving me along with him. I swear i could feel his erection growing on me. I look up and Rich was looking at me and Ney with lust he looked like a lion, he looked hungry. He looked hungry for me.

“Ney I’m going to the bathroom” i let go of his grasp

I put myself together, god I can’t do this right now. Give me the strength to not bring them back into this bathroom and suck them both off. Why must i be friends with the most gorgeous guys. I grabbed a wet paper towel and patted my makeup. I was already feeling horny and lusted. I have to touch myself I can’t be out there with them any longer, tonight was definitely DRAGGING.

I went to the bar once again and grabbed myself yet another drink.

“There you are my ma belle” Ky said

“Hey Ky lets dance!” Y/N yelled over the music

The music was more upbeat this time Ky was touching me all over dragging his big hands over my waist and hips. I loved it i wish i was lying but how do you stop yourself from feeling? My back was towards Ky I was grinding on him letting some friction leave my body. He wasted no time to grab my hips and move me. I moaned a little from the little pleasure i was receiving, i know ky felt it too. Thank god the music was loud or else this would have turned into a whole different scenario.

“YO MBAPPÉ THATS ENOUGH!” I looked up to a very angry Richarlison heading towards me as well as Ney

“Bebe stop I’m okay we are just dancing” I put my hand on his big chest. “Relax both of you.” I warned them

“Common lets dance” I proudly smiled as I pulled both of them away from Ky.

I was dancing with both of my best friends i loved doing this. I was living a dream and I knew it would escalate quickly if I didn’t stop but I can’t we all had building sexual tension that was bound to explode one day and why not it be this day? I grabbed Neymar’s hand and placed it on my exposed thigh, the slit had gone slightly higher and you could almost see my undies, but the dark room saved you. Ney smirked showing his perfectly fine smile. My breathing was hitching his hand was squeezing my thigh. Rich was behind me pecking my neck with small kisses. The amount of lust I’m feeling right now is unbearable.

“Meu amor you’re playing with fire” he aggressively grabbed your neck for you to look at him.

You mirrored his actions and aggressively kissed him biting his lip and waiting for an entrance. The kiss was aggressive tongues were fighting with each other I tasted the alcohol in those plump lips. Rich was leaving sloppy kisses now on my back. He was now the one grabbing my thigh. He found a way to reach my panties. “Oh Richy” i moaned into Neymar’s lips. Teasing me he rubbed his hand on the hem of my panties. Rich wanted me to beg him he wanted to hear my moans in his ears. Ney’s hands were on my waist gripping them.

“Please please lets go” i mewled wanting to release some tension

“Go where my kitten?” Rich smirked along with Ney loving how you were melting underneath their touch

“Richy please stop teasing me” i cried as they kept me in a sandwhich

They both let go feeling a little disappointed but they quickly grabbed my hand interlocking with theirs.

Here goes nothing …

AUTHORS NOTE ~ this is my first fanfic and i hope you guys like it. I did leave it on a cliff hanger, i will complete second part soon. I really love these guys it kind of felt wrong doing this but our men need more fics lol. I love reading the fanfics that are on here i really hope you guys like it! <3

PART TWO IS UP <3

Please Request anything else you guys want to read !

[sweetracha]

BreedING KINK GO BRERRRRRRRTRTT IDC WHO. IDC WHEN. IDC HOW. ME OE THEM. I JUST FUCMKKKMMMM, thr mere thought of making seungmin ride my strap until hes literally fucking sobbing is so fucking nice oh ky god. Cock soent but he just wont STOP.

OR OR OR OR OR

Seungmin useing sll these new found muacles to put my ass into the MEANIST MATING PRESS. And i mean absolutely fucking FILTHY. Wet, messy, mean, and i mesn MEAN AS FUCK.

God csnt save me anymore im so sorey

STOP BECAUSE I CAN'T!!!! I NEED TO BE BRED SO BAD!!!

But also whiney crying subby stray kids begging to be bred is so......*brain shuts down*

Wants to Breed

-CHAN: He can and WILL put a baby into you. Chan fills you up multiple times before holding your legs up straight in the air so nothing leaks.

-Hyunjin: I know he would be such a beautiful whiney sub but I don't see him wanting to be bred, the thought of it brings him out of the mood. HOWEVER breeding you??? Creating life???? ART TO LIFE??? His hopeless romantic heart (and cock) is gone

-Jeongin: OH he wants kids! He knows you two should wait but the idea of the risk turns him on more than he would ever want to admit. His idea would be 'we aren't planning for it but if it happens it happens'

Wants to be Bred

-Han: In my mind this man is a switch but leans sub when it comes to breeding. He is terrified of having children so baby is always protected when he is fucking you. But him? He can't get pregnant. Doesn't mean he can't act like it. Begging doesn't even begin to describe how desperate he is

-Felix: I mean come on?!?!?! The second his hot mommy comes in with her extra large strap, the boy can't speak. He just presents himself on the bed for you. Makes sure you buy fake cum, he wants the whole experience.

To Breed or to be Bred, that is the Question.

-Minho: I know this one is controversial but hear me out! Imagine him on your bed READY for your cock, to be fucked out of his mind and filled...but his way. Yes he is still taking the lead. He will never admit he wants it, this way allows him to keep his dignity. "Fill me up baby, prove you are worth something and breed me. It's all your good for anyways" but he also wants to fill you. You are his slutty little cum dump of a kitten. He makes it seem like a favor he is doing you. "Might as well fill you up kitten, useless little thing. Maybe you'll get pregnant, hmmm. I'll keep you as my little housewife. Sounds fitting for a dumb little kitty"

-Changbin: I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know it fits! Big buff boy brought his knees by the idea of being bred by you. But then you turn it around the next day and cry to be bred??? His mind gets numb from the back and forth. He loves it so much.

-Seungmin: Will always start out as wanting to breed you. Almost goes so overboard with the act that you catch on to him wanting more. As he opens up more about his subby puppy side do you learn the truth. In a moment of vulnerability he cried for you to cum in him. He knew it wasn't possible but he NEEDED it. After a long discussion, many toys were purchased. Just in time for puppy's first heat.

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[canonically47]

review pls!

disventure camp all-stars episode 20: review!

spoilers!!! (no duh.)

i despise how emily was turned into a villain and betrayed trevor. absolutely dogshit, poor writing

ally and jake not being petty??? LMFAOAOAOAOAOOO

riya you did NOT work your ass off you got plot armour. KYS.

oh NOW jally are friends?? now they bond? oh my god fuck you. literally fuck you. such cheap writing to make them bond just in the second to last episode, out of NEED rather than WANT. my god.

“i’m glad you’re still here, jake, we all are” first tom says jake sees the best in people and now this? ONC stop mischaracterizing your characters lmaoaoao

ALLY SAID SUS LMFAOAOAOAO

why did ally INSTANTLY agree to this. the fuck.

oh this is cheap. this is just cheap. not only is ally fucking stupid, but didn’t she just say she saw season one? like? she wouldve seen how jake cried at his grandmas death?? the fuck?? do the writers think we are stupid?????

thank you kristal for putting an end to that cheer

why didn’t they make yul’s scar permanent ://

what the fuck is that flashback sequence

“can’t get caught lacking” killing myself

why did they stop mining while they talked bro

why is ally using minecraft logic in real life i despise her actually i’m so sorry 😭

YAY YUL DIED oh nvm ://

and james fell in love right then and there yay!

this emily plot is so annoying i despise how they wrote her, why are the writers so fucking stupid

why are yul and riya so stupid also

i love how alec is rooting for ally because fiore is helping her. they’re so family-coded <3

jake protecting fiore awwwww :((( <333

JAMES SAID WHAT.

THEY’RE DATING

“riya #screenhog” I LOVE YOU JAMES

JAMES SOUNDED SO SCARED FOR JAKE OMG

why did he put his whole body on his to listen to his pulse omg thats crazy gay people are insane

ew why are these two here

im with emily on this why do you care for him trevor

derek why are you acting surprised he kissed you the fuck 😭⁉���

yeah i hate how they treated emily. it’s actually so bad how they made her this super likable character then ruined her for shock value, god forbid a woman gets between the no-chemistry yaoi right? such cheap writing is crazyyy

like they know the fans love her so much to the point where they confirmed her as queer because in ONC’s eyes queer characters > non-queer characters,, i guess, and then they gave her. this treatment. wow

for once im with yul on this !

yo riya if you want to win you should like. keep going???

yas ally your feelings matter! i wish i cared for you, or that the show was good, or that the writing wasn’t trash, so this moment meant something to me!

PARDONNNNN??????????

JAKE IS OUT WHAT????????

oh WAIT?? WAIT??????

OH MY GOD??????????????

HELLLLLLLLL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

JAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

man fuck your emotional moment ally idgaf JAKEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

if riya wins i am KILLING MYSELF !!!!!!!!!!

LETS GO JAKE YOU CAN WIN

why are we panning back to trevek eurgrhrhhr ew

thank you so much for ruining that kiss kristal i owe you my whole life

uhhh this episode was dogshit for the first ten minutes, and then for the most part was just mediocre if not just bad. the audio mixing was bad, the voice acting & delivery horribly mid, especially for the high stakes here, like cmon ally a little more emotion would be nice i refuse to hype up yul but my god his actor is the best of all; and then just. i realized how much this finale fucking sucks and how i genuinely do not care for these characters and how badly the show WANTS me to care for them. they’re trying SO HARD. it’s SO FUNNY

i believe emily is the worst written on the show, and she deserved so much better. she was hyped up for nothing and her villain arc came out of nowhere. my theory is, ONC knew how little chemistry trevek actually have, and how much better tremily is, so they decided to make emily a villain so she wouldn’t get between the ship. which is laughable, and such cheap writing.

i say ‘cheap writing’ a lot sorry :(( unfortunately thats all ONC can do! so yea

uhh idk man this is like.. a 4/10 maybe? if i wanna be nice about it. cuz theres some good stuff in it (alec has a speaking line) (james is gay for jake) (ally loses) but otherwise idrk.

i am so so SOOOO happy this show is almost over i am counting down the days until its done 😭🙏🏼 yall are not catching me watching season 4 or rewatching anything. im gone the moment i put out the review for ep 21. like a dad going for milk. perchance

[sunshine-overload]

[BSTS] April Fool’s 2024 ‘The Hero, Reincarnated in Another World’ Event Story - Final

Part 2

Chapter 14

-starless hallway-

haseyama: So we've finally reached the Demon King's castle huh... You call this place a castle? It's just the store isn't it?

strongest sorcerer (lico): The store?

haseyama: Never mind. So, where's the Demon King?

strongest sorcerer: Who knows. He's probably chilling in a large room somewhere right?

warrior (kokuyou): Let's try that room. I'm sensing something is in there.

-starless restaurant area-

warrior: Hm? Is that a treasure chest over there?

haseyama: A chest in the Demon King's castle you say? Allow me to open it... Oh? What's this? Gold?

strongest sorcerer: Ooh, I knew loot from this castle would be good. That's a gold pendant...

-kokuyou runs in front of them-

warrior: —Get down, quick!!

haseyama: Woah!?

-zakuro attacks kokuyou-

??? (zakuro): My oh my, I did not calculate that you would be able to predict my attack. The Hero party's strength is no lie.

haseyama: Who are you?

-taiga appears-

poison fang of the north (taiga): That's my automaton. It's being controlled by my puppeteer magic. Sorry for ruining your fun after you just arrived, but you'll be becoming my creation’s prey.

strongest sorcerer: It's a doll? Is that why it's moving in such a creepily unnatural way?

??? (zakuro): My my, there is no need to address me in such a rude manner.

poison fang of the north: Just ignore them. Now go, HAK=T=M! Defeat the Hero!

HAK=T=M (zakuro): Indeed, indeed!

-zakuro attacks-

warrior: How annoying, don't get any closer.

-kokuyou fights back-

HAK=T=M: Ough!! I-indeed... indee... indedededede...de...zzzt...

-zakuro shuts down-

haseyama: What's this? It only took one hit to take it out?

poison fang of the north: H-HAK=T=M~!!

warrior: Well then, looks like it's your turn to get punched in the face.

poison fang of the north: Ah, no, I surrender. Please let me join your side.

haseyama: What?

poison fang of the north: I stand no chance in a 3v1. My motto is 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I don't actually care about being one of the Demon King's great leaders or whatever.

strongest sorcerer: Wow, this guy really just threw his weapon down without hesitation. Does he have no pride?

poison fang of the north: Anyways, that warrior you've got on your team is real strong. I respect his ability. Is it ok if I refer to you as 'big bro'? I want to work for you.

warrior: Sure thing.

poison fang of the north: Thanks! Here, I'll cast some buffing spells on you.

warrior: Do whatever you want.

poison fang of the north: —No, by God Keep rolling Feel it in my bones...

strongest sorcerer: Huh? That spell... Watch out!!

haseyama: ...!? What do you mean!?

poison fang of the north: —No exit!

-spell is cast-

warrior: ...!?

-room explodes-

-starless hallway-

strongest sorcerer: Shit that was close, he used explosion magic. If I'd been caught up in that I'd be dead! I'm done with this dangerous mission, I'm leaving!

-cut back to restaurant area, place is destroyed-

warrior: ...Fuck that hurt. That wasn't a buff, you asshole.

poison fang of the north: What!? You're alive...? How is that possible!?

warrior: Kuku, you wanted to call me big bro right? Well as your big brother how about I correct that rebellious behaviour of yours? Come with me.

poison fang of the north: Ky-kyaahhh!? Where do you plan on taking me...!?

-kokuyou drags taiga away-

—end

*HAK=T=M - reference to the song hakuchuumu/daydream

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Chapter 15

-starless hallway-

haseyama: (coughing) ...Godammit. Was that explosion just now caused by magic or something? The path I came in from has caved in... Oi, is anyone there!?

haseyama: .......

haseyama: ...So they all ditched me in the final stretch huh? Those damn brats! Well, it can't be helped I guess... I'll just have to do something about this myself. Hah, reminds me of when I was a kid. I'd rush into raids all on my own...

-haseyama's office-

haseyama: Come on out, Demon King! Where are you at? Show yourself already!

-takami appears-

??? (takami): Welcome, Hero. So you've made it this far.

haseyama: Hah, you're the Demon King then? I see, I'm gonna wipe that smug smile off your face.

??? (unei): W-wait! He's not the Demon King, I am!!

haseyama: ...What!? You? Aren't you just Unei!?

??? (unei): (clears throat) Indeed... I am the one who soars in the sky decorated with white stars, the king of everlasting darkness who reigns over the demon world from my throne— It is I, The Demon King of the White Star Realm! The strongest, most fearsome Demon King who rules over this land!

haseyama: That's one lame name you've given yourself.

demon king (unei): Come, Hawklook, destroy the Hero!

hawklook (takami): Yes, my lord.

saki: Wait, p-please stop this!

haseyama: So the princess really was you after all, young lady.

demon king: It is fine, princess. I shall defeat the Hero, so watch closely.

saki: (Nothing about this is fine though...)

hawklook: Let us fight. I'll make you bow before the Demon King, dear Hero.

haseyama: Uwah!? He's so fast!

mob class demon: Allow me to help you, Hawklook-sama~! There's no way the Hero can win against our numbers~!

haseyama: Huh!? I have to deal with those weak ass mobs too?

hawklook: Is this really the time to take your eyes off me?

haseyama: Guh... Ah, shut up!

mob class demon: The Hero is backed into a corner! We're sure to win at this rate~!

demon king: Kukuku... I wouldn't count the Hero out yet. You agree, don't you princess?

saki: Um... Could you stop fighting now...?

demon king: Of course not, its almost time for my debut! Watch me, princess! It's showtime!

haseyama: ...!?

demon king: 'White Wish'... Assemble the darkness, Starry Love!

-unei casts magic-

haseyama: Uwah... Aaghhhhh!!

-screen goes white-

—end

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Chapter 16

-haseyama's office-

-screen flashes red-

haseyama: Sh..it...

demon king: Haahahahahah!! The Hero is no more~!!

haseyama: Being done in by Unei... How could something like this... happen...?

-haseyama collapses-

-white screen, kei appears-

king (kei): Hah, how unsightly.

haseyama: You...! Kei you damn... Wait no, you were that unreasonable king right?

king: So in the end this is how much a man like you could achieve. You were truly nothing but a disgraceful man who was only a hero in name.

haseyama: Excuse me!?

king: Even though it was faint, I was a fool for expecting anything great from you. Giving you that legendary sword was a grave mistake. There was no way you could've become a hero.

haseyama: You're the asshole who summoned me here in the first place! Quit talking crap and just return me to my world already!

king: Oh? So you still have the strength to snap back at me? In that case, stand back up, Hero. Use the true power of that blade, the 'Stein Schwartz'... Show them the skill of legend—

haseyama: What...!?

-haseyama's office-

hawklook: What would you like me to do, Demon King-sama? Shall I finish him off with a stab to the heart?

demon king: Uhh, I don't think we need to go that far... While he's still unconscious let's just dump him outside the castle...

mob class demon: Leave throwing him outside to me~!

saki: Um, so the fighting is done now?

haseyama: ...Ah... Damn it...

mob class demon: Oh, Demon King-sama, the Hero seems to have awoken.

demon king: What? Then whack him unconscious again—!

haseyama: Tch, I just have to win huh?

hawklook: Oh my, you can still stand?

demon king: Huh, you're gonna fight again? I'd really wish you'd just surrender already though...

haseyama: ...Unei, I think it's about time I put you back in your place!

demon king: Whaaat!?

-flash of light-

demon king: W-what's that? The Hero's sword is glowing...!?

haseyama: It's shining with my ultimate skill! Blow them away— Scarlet Desire!!

-screen goes white-

mob class demon: Aaaahhh~! He's got us~!!

-kasumi disappears-

hawklook: Guh...! So this is the Hero's ultimate skill...! This is where I withdraw.

-takami disappears-

demon king: Aaaahhhh... Uwaaaahhhhhhh~!!

-credits roll-

—end

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Chapter 17

-starless office-

saki: (waking up) Mm... Hm? This is...

unei: Ah, are you awake, Saki-san? You'll catch a cold if you sleep in here!

saki: Oh... Please excuse me.

saki: (I fell asleep... So was all of that just a dream?)

unei: So um, by the way, how was it?

saki: Hm? How was what...?

unei: Whaat, did you not even read it? I'm talking about the novel I wrote about myself being a hero!

saki: Oh.

saki: (That's right, I vaguely remember I had been reading a fantasy novel that Unei-san wrote.)

unei: Was it no good...? I tried my best at drawing the map of the world as well...

saki: Ah, no, I didn't mean to imply that. I thought it was a very interesting novel.

unei: Really? I'm so glad, thank you! I thought the same when I tried designing those outfits, but creating something yourself is really fun. Since I ended up writing so much I'm going to publish it on a web novel site.

saki: That sounds like a good idea.

unei: I want to keep challenging myself by trying new things. Because I'd be happy if any of those skills end up becoming beneficial for the store!

saki: Fufu, do your best.

unei: Ah... Oh right! I had to discuss something with Yakou-san. I have to step out for a bit, you can stay in the office however long you need to, Saki-san!

saki: Thank you. 

-unei leaves-

-aogiri walks in-

aogiri: Hello, Saki-san. I see you're awake now.

saki: Yes, sorry about that. I accidentally dozed off.

aogiri: It's no trouble at all. Were you reading that book? It was an interesting story, wasn't it? Though, I did find Unei-san being the Demon King to be a little unbelievable.

saki: That's true— No, wait, but I'm pretty sure Unei-san was the hero in the novel...

aogiri: Fufu. The truth is… I'm also capable of casting some magic. Whether you want to believe it or not is up to you.

—end

[mrs-santoss]

Love at First Sight - Neymar Imagine - Chapter Ten

Summary: 

Y/N is scared to fall in love. She fell once, and it was a nightmare. She can’t risk it again. But, this lucky boy manages to steal her heart, but unfortunately, manages to break it at the same time. What will Y/Ns decisions be?

Chapter 1 , Chapter 2 , Chapter 3 , Chapter 4 , Chapter 5 , Chapter 6 , Chapter 7 , Chapter 8 , Chapter 9

"Yes, this is her, who am I speaking with?" "Miss Y/N, I'm calling from the "Bio Lab" Laboratory to let you know your pregnancy test results are ready, would you like to hear the results? "Um, sure, yeah." "Congratulations, Miss Y/N. You're pregnant." "Oh-okay...um, okay. Can you please send me the paper via email, I would like to have it?" "Yes, of course, Miss. Is there anything else I can do for you?" "No, that's all. Thank you." "Thank you, have a nice day." Wow. I can't believe what I just heard. I'm pregnant. I have a child inside of me. I have mine and Neymar's child inside of me. Oh, my god, Neymar. What is he going to think about this? What do I, MYSELF, think about this? I'm not ready to have a child. I always knew I was going to be a mother, because I love kids, but not so soon. On the other hand, Neymar already has a son. What if he's not ready to have another one? My phone ringtone pulled me out of my thoughts. Kylian's name popped on my screen and I answer the phone.

"Heyy, crazyy! What's up?" "Not much, Ky. I'm working on my laptop. What about you?" "I'm about to head out with some friends, I called to let you know that Neymar is still at training. He couldn't use the phone, so he told me to let you know." I stayed silent. I didn't hear a word he just said. "Y/N, can you hear me?" "I'm pregnant." "Whatt?!!" "I just found out I'm pregnant." "Wow, how are you feeling? Does Ney know?" "I don't know, I'm feeling scared and confused. What if Neymar doesn't want to have another kid?" "Y/N, this is also about you. Do you want to be a mother? Are you ready to have kids in the first place?" "I don't know. I mean, I do, but I'm scared." "Just talk to Neymar as soon as he gets home, don't keep it to yourself for too long, okay?" "Okay, Ky. Thank you, love you." "Love you too, crazyy. Besides, I'm going to be an uncleeee!!!" "Kylian!" "Love you, bye!" _______________________________

I kept pacing around the living room and I didn't notice the front door open. Neymar walked in and saw me looking anxious. He placed the bag on the floor next to the couch and approached me. He gave me a kiss and led me to the couch to sit. "Hey, amor. What's wrong? You look worried." "Ney... I don't know how to say this to you.." "You can tell me." he played with my hair. "Remember when I was sick the other day and you told me to go see a doctor..."

"Yes, is something wrong with you?" "No, I mean. I don't know. I wasn't really honest with you when I explained my visit to the doctor. She told me to do a test, but I didn't really pay much attention to it...and" "Y/N, please, just tell me, I'm getting worried." "The laboratory called earlier and told me that my...my pregnancy test results came out positive... I'm pregnant." "You're...we...you... you're pregnant. Wow" he freezes in place. I couldn't tell what his reaction is. This thing could lead us in two ways, either Neymar chooses to stay or leave. Because I want to have the baby. "Ney, I want to keep it. I want to have a baby..." "I'm.. I'm shocked, but... I'm happy. We're going to have a baby, oh, my god." "You want to do this, Ney?" "Of course, amor. I'm aware that this is a bit shocking for us right now, but we can do it. You're an amazing person, you'll be a good mom and I would love for Davi to have another sibling." "I love you, Ney." "I love you too, bebê. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY" "WE'RE HAVING A BABYY!"

He stood up and I jumped on his arms, he spun me around. We were laughing, we were happy. I always believed that the best things come to you unplanned and this is one of them. Me and Neymar are in really good terms, our relationship is stronger than ever, we can do this. "Bebê, you need to make an appointment with a doctor, let's do it tomorrow." he stops spinning me around and places me on the floor. "I already did that, amor. We will go tomorrow after work." "Great, I can't wait to see how everything is going. Let's call my dad at tell him the news, okay? Does anyone else know?" "Sure, amor. My parents and Kylian already know, I told them earlier." "Okay, honey." he smiles at me and picks up the phone to call his dad. We spoke to his dad and told him the news. He seemed surprised at first, but then he became very happy, so did the rest of the family because they joined the call too. Davi seemed to mimic everyone's reaction but I could tell he thought differently. We spoke to him in private and let him know this won't change our relationship with him at all. ________________________ It was my last day at work before maternity leave. From now on, I will only focus on my baby girl so yet to come. Yes, we're having a girl. Neymar seems to be extremely excited to have a girl, he sends me a list of names everyday. I was in my office with Neymar who was helping me pack some stuff. "What do you think about, Y/D/N da Silva Santos? "I like it, amor. I think it will suit her." We move everything to the car and start to drive home. Ever since I became pregnant, Neymar offered to always be the one who drives. My pregnancy is going great, aside from the unusual cravings and emotional roller coasters, I'm not having any other troubles. After a lot of research, I decided that the best way for me to give birth was home birth. My mom gave birth to me this way, she convinced it would be easier due to the emotional support I will get from her and Neymar. "Bebê, can we stop and get tacos, please? And ice cream, I eat all of it last night." "Hahaha, okay, amor. Anything you want." We got the food and made our way home. Once we got comfortable, we decided to watch a movie. Neymar tried to pick the least emotional movie on Netflix, but still failed. I always found a way to tear up about something, pregnancy hormone's fault. A sharp pain on my stomach woke me up. I was on my bed, I guess I fell asleep on the couch and Neymar carried me here. I try not to wake Neymar up, the doctor told me this would be normal when close to birth. A hiss accidentally escapes my mouth causing Neymar to wake up. "Amor, are you okay? What's wrong?" "I don't know, I felt a shar-AGHH" "Hold on, Y/N." He ran to grab his phone and call the nurses that we booked for the delivery. They arrived shortly. I was on the floor on my knees, holding myself by my arms. "Bebê, everything will be okay, keep calm, amor." "Mr. Neymar, there seems to be a complication due to the position of the baby, we have to go to the hospital stat." "NOOO, we agreed on doing it here, why the hospital" I yell out, Neymar massages my shoulders, trying to calm me down. "Y/N, that's not a decision we can make right now, there's a complication and we can't risk anything." "Ney, please, I don't want to go-" He grabs my face, kissing me and playing with my hair. He looks into my eyes, why does this always manage to calm me down? "Ney-please.." "Y/N, amor, don't ask this from me right now. I need you to be okay, both of you." I felt a sharp pain that traveled from my stomach to me chest causing me to make the loudest scream I didn't even know I could possibly do. Neymar's face went yellow. He looked up at the nurses, asking for help. I felt myself falling asleep, I tried so hard to keep my eyes open, but I felt like someone drugged me and I felt into unconsciousness. "Ney-" "Y/N! Y/N!!"

[itgr]

I WAS RIGHT. 🎉🎉

HES WORKING FOR THE GOVERMENT I WAS RIGHT. I CALLED IT. This is so well written because all the clues were there but they still made me doubt myself 😭 I still believe a lot of what Ky said to Scra was mostly genuine but there was definitely some more shady reasoning. My other question is how much of the Cliff was genuine? Because like. I know it's a stretch but I always found it interesting how the Croaking starts from Scra's perspective instead of Ky (I'm wondering if it's because he knew more than he let on back then)

No but the build up to this was so good?? Just slowly getting more clues and kinda realising "oh fuck. I don't actually know anything about Ky's background like I do Scra's". No because I went into this comic with the golden retriever some guy x black cat angsty guy trope in mind because that's how they're kinda originally presented and like. Idk. We've all seen the tropes of "some guy x person with a dark past" and because Ky's immediately set up as slightly incompetent and bubbly in contrast to everyone else you can kind of infer things from his behaviour? Like eventhough his homelife wasn't stated. You kind of fill in the gaps like "oh he's a country boy and he's nice and bubbly and doesn't seem to have any trust issues like 80% of the other characters. I know this trope. He probably grew up in a small, close and kind community and probably has loving parents and a sister and that's why he's a fish out of water in this new environment where everyone schemes! I know this trope!" and you get enough vibes and limited info to believe that that's all there is to know about him until you kind of realise "Wait. WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY?" AND THEN YOU REALISE HOW LITTLE HE'S ACTUALLY SAID 💀

It also doesn't help that he's literally one of the main characters so you're kind of like "oh I read his thoughts all the time. Why would he be lying. Yeah some things are odd but he's such a nice guy with slight himbo energy. Why would he be shady" AND THEN THE INFO AND SCENES YOU GET THE MORE YOU REALISE HOW WE ONLY SELECTIVELY HEAR HIS INNER THOUGHTS AND THERE'S SEVERAL SCENES OF HIM BEING SUSPICIOUS WHERE WE DONT. I always found it interesting how quickly we learned Scra's backstory. I don't know. That was the main draw of the initial prologue for me. Finding out what Scra's deal was so the fact it was revealed so early on was always a bit odd to me <- and then I realised how much shadier and how little of him we get Ky is, especially in contrast to Scra. I thought it was because there wasn't that much to him but no, he's just hiding his past

Okay good writing aside. I'm curious how fucky his dynamic with Scra is going to be now that Scra's killed someone (presumably) and if he's even going to let the Director in on that info. ALSO GOD WHEN SCRA FINDS OUT THATS GONNA HURT. They are so well written. I'm curious how Keelee being freed (assuming she will be) is going to affect this moving forward because I'm guessing that's his main motivation

[dunkzillla]

like a dummy I was working on this in the actual answer box and somehow pressed post mid sentence? so I had to delete it and post it like this. so if you saw part of this earlier, no you didn’t! @shes-a-voodoo-child

anyway, here we are! bobby/kyle, “Oh, no. There’s only one bed. Whatever shall we do now?” set sometime in 2013!

Mature, warnings for handjobs, language. Absolutely no piss kink drea, I promise!

The world is a cruel, cruel mistress. Kyle has been doing absolutely fine hiding his stupid little crush on his tag team partner from said tag team partner, but God, that’s really being tested right now, as he stands looking over Bobby’s shoulder at the tiny, crappy hotel bed. Bed being singular. Because there’s only one fucking bed.

“Oh, no. There’s only one bed. Whatever shall we do now?” Bobby just laughs, throwing his bag down onto the floor and walking over to the bed, sitting on the end of it to take his shoes off. They’ve just finished up a show, defending the belts and coming away the victors, and they’re tired and sore and the last thing they need is to be fighting with the hotel management about getting a different room, or waiting for a cot that will most certainly fold up while one of them sleeps on it. But it’s not like. It’s not like they can share it, right? That doesn’t even look like a full double.

“I could take the bathtub? I’m sure there’s more sheets and pillows somewhere in the closet?” Kyle’s not going to say it but Bobby’s older than him, and he needs the bed more than he does.

“What? No. The bed’s big enough for the two of us, Ky.” Bobby says, and that, god Kyle loves when Bobby gives him nicknames. Sometimes it’s Ky, a couple of times he’s gone all out and said ‘kylie wiley’ as a joke but Kyle would kill anyone else who tried to call him it. Bobby sometimes calls him babe, too. And that. Well Kyle gets all warm and fuzzy when he does that, and it’s normally accompanied by a hand on the back of his neck, Bobby checking if he’s had something to drink, that he doesn’t need a snack or he’s taken his meds.

Bobby’s good like that, he’s so good. As soon as he told Bobby about his diabetes Bobby made sure that he knew the basics, that he was okay before and after a match, and he checks up on him throughout the day. It’s not like Kyle needs it, and he huffs at anyone else who tries to smother him when it comes to his condition, but it’s nice when Bobby looks after him. So he lets him do it.

“Oh…” Kyle says when Bobby says they can share the bed. Because. What? It’s not a huge bed, and Kyle’s sure that Bobby doesn’t want to give up the opportunity to have the bed all to himself. “Are you sure? I swear I don’t mind putting some sheets in the bathtub or something. I could call the front desk and see if—“

“Absolutely not. Get in the bed, Kyle. Tag team partners can share a bed.” Bobby says, and he’s stripping his shirt off, then his shorts, and Kyle’s honestly trying not to stare. It’s not like he hasn’t seen Bobby shirtless before, or even in his boxers, they share a locker room and they fucking wrestle together, but, this is different. Normally Kyle will take the bathroom and get ready for bed in there, and by the time he’s done, Bobby is usually already under the covers in his own bed. So this, this is different, because Bobby is stripping to get in bed and Kyle’s going to have to do the same and get under the covers. With Bobby.

So Kyle does. He goes to the bathroom and messes around for entirely too long to be normal. He showered after the match so he can’t even use that as an excuse, takes ages brushing his teeth, checks his sugars. When he can’t hide in the bathroom any longer, Kyle steps out into the bedroom, his eyes falling instantly onto Bobby, who’s laying out on top of the sheets with his phone in one hand, the other absentmindedly running over his chest.

“Was beginning to think you’d fallen down the plug hole or something, you okay, Ky?”

“Yeah,” Kyle says easily, and he dumps his wash bag next to his bag and gets onto the bed as casually as he can. It’s not like he hasn’t shared a bed with someone before. He’s done it so many times, he and Adam used to always share because it was all they could afford. But Adam is different. He can cuddle Adam in the middle of the night and it not be a problem. But this is Bobby. He can’t ruin what they have by waking up spooning his tag team partner who he maybe has a huge crush on.

“You want me to put this pillow down the centre?” He says once he’s laid out, picking up one of the pillows and setting it down between them.

Bobby picks it up and smacks him with it. “What kinda insecure jackasses you been sharing beds with babe? Jesus. Now, come here. You checked your sugars? You all good?” Bobby rolls over and — he fucking spoons him. Just slots himself right up behind Kyle, throws an arm over his waist and hooks his chin over his shoulder. And god that’s nice. That’s so fucking nice. Bobby’s warm and he smells so good, and his body fits against Kyle’s like it was meant to be there.

“Y-yeah, yeah I’m good. I’m — yeah, I’m great.” Kyle babbles just a little bit, and he tries not to wiggle back, to feel Bobby’s dick press against his ass anymore because that would be — that would be crossing the line. It’s just a little harmless cuddling, right? Bobby’s just being nice. Making light of the situation, there’s only one bed and there’s no need to make it awkward! That’s all it is. Bobby’s good at making Kyle not feel awkward.

Except, Bobby’s dick is most definitely against his ass, and he can feel him, thick and — a little hard, and Kyle could just, push back, and feel more of it. Bobby’s body is a wonder, all thick and hard and toned, and he wants to get his hands on it, worship it, kiss and bite and lick and suck at his skin.

Kyle tries to shake those thoughts from his head, because he can feel his own dick taking interest, and he doesn’t need Bobby to know that, even though his hand is so so close to it, he could just move his fingers a few inches and they’d brush Kyle’s dick and realise that it’s thickening up, that he’s really enjoying the feel of Bobby holding him like this, pressed up against him.

Kyle stays still, tries so hard to just fall asleep, because that’s the only thing that’s going to help in this situation, but his mind is racing, hard beating fast, and his body is aching from the way he’s tensing up to try and not push back on Bobby.

“Kyle?”

Bobby’s voice rumbles all the way down Kyle’s back, and it’s warm and syrupy against his ear.

“Yeah?”

“Can I kiss you?” Bobby drawls, and he slides his hand up Kyle’s chest to cup his jaw.

And that’s. Oh. Oh god. Bobby wants to kiss him, Bobby Fish wants to kiss him and he’s got a hand on his jaw and his face is so fucking close and —

“Yeah. Yeah, Bobby, please—“

Bobby kisses him. His lips are soft and warm and he can taste mint on his tongue from his mouthwash. Bobby’s hand is cradling his jaw, and the other is settled on Kyle’s belly, snaked underneath him, stretching Kyle against him, like he’s soft and pliable.

“Been waiting to do that for a while.” Bobby murmurs against his mouth, and Kyle keens just a little bit at the thought of Bobby waiting, wanting to kiss him and waiting to ask, waiting for the right moment.

“Oh… can I… can I kiss you?” Kyle asks then, because he wants to ask too. Wishes he’d have known and had the balls to ask earlier.

“Of course, babe.” Bobby smiles, and Kyle rolls until he’s on top, and Bobby’s got his hands on Kyle’s hips, looking up at him like he’s some sort of beautiful piece of art. And Kyle feels like he is, on top of Bobby, pressed all up against him, skin to skin.

Kyle leans down to kiss him, bracketing Bobby’s head in with his arms. It’s soft and slow, but Bobby’s hands slide over him, up his spine and down his sides, squeezing him and pinching him and exploring, until Kyle’s a whimpering mess above him. He’s hard, and Bobby’s hard, and their dicks are rubbing together through the thin material of their boxers.

“B-Bobby…”

“That’s it sweetheart, just like that, take what you want.” Bobby says to him softly, and he’s rutting up against Kyle now, grinding them together, and Kyle’s losing his mind, hands fisted into the sheets next to Bobby’s head, a few beads of sweat trickling down the back of his neck.

Kyle’s close, he’s oh so close, and he’s about to beg, but it’s like Bobby can read his mind, and Bobby snakes a hand between them and slips both of their cocks out of their boxers, and he wraps his hand around them both, working them to completion until they’re both bucking up and spilling into Bobby’s hand.

Kyle collapses onto him, head tucked into Bobby’s neck as he wraps himself around him. He’s breathing heavily, coming down from the orgasm when he feels Bobby’s sticky hand wiping down his side. Wiping the cone on his skin.

“Hey.” Kyle protests weakly, kicking his ankle out at Bobby’s.

“Sorry babe, you want me to wipe it on the sheets? They’ll get all messy. And we only have one bed, after all.” And Kyle can feel Bobby grinning, so he kicks him again.

“I hate you.”

Bobby huffs out a laugh and turns his head to kiss Kyle’s temple. “Nah, I don’t think you do.”

Kyle kicks him again. No. He really doesn’t.

[whim-prone-pirate]

WATCHING AND DREAMING LIVEBLOG ??????? UPDATING AS I WATCH☹️☹️☹️☹️

8:23 who up watching the end of phineas and ferb the mvoie rn

8:25 WHY ARE WE WATCHING AN EDIT OF THE SHOW BEFOFE THE EPISODE WHATS HAPPENING😭😭

8:26 ........archives WOAH SCARY FACE

8:27 oh my god color pallets i'm gonna be sick

8:28 LUMITY ANGST ???? IN HER DREAM ?????? WHAT THE FUCK ?1??1???1?

8:29 oh em gee not lilith's died hair again

8:29 FATHER CLAWTHORNE NO

8:29 EWWWEWEWEWEW☹️☹️☹️

8:30 please do not the luz

8:31 luz blames herself for flapjack💔💔💔💔

8:32 hehe face hold

8:34 REUNION !!!!!!!!

8:34 ray ray im going to kill myself

8:37 GET IT RAINE

8:39 not precariously stacked jenga!!! no !!!!!

8:40 I SAID THEY WOULD NEVER USE THEY/THEM FOR THE COLLECTOR IN CANON AND THEY DID IM SORRH I DOUBTED YOU DANA AND CREW IM SOREY

8:44 ok i got distracted with a different fandom thing where are they

8:46 collector playing grudgby is real

8:46 NOW THATS A SPIN-OFF I'D WATCH

8:47 oh no!!!!!!!!!!

8:48 bros participating in eugenics

8:48 "how'd he get here without a body" most normal toh problem

8:49 oh collector my bug😭😭😭

8:49 FUCKING HELL OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD HER HAT LUZ STOP IT !!!!!!!!!

8:50 kmskmskmskmskmskms

8:50 jaw on the floor she's dissipating

8:51 he csnt fix her😭😭😭😭😭😭

8:52 NO SHE ISNT !!!!! SHE IS NOT !!!!!!!!!!

8:52 oh😭😭😭😭😭 my😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 god😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

8:52 I SHOULD HAVE THANKED THEM

8:53 TITAN ????? HAII

8:53 I AM BOTH KING AND QUEEN BEST OF BOTH THINGS :o)

8:54 watching. and dreaming. watching ..

8:54 where did he get a bad girl coven shirt

8:54 this is what modern leftist political conversations sound like

8:55 it's giving lich

8:56 big fan !!!

8:56 what'd he say what's he SAY WE ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME HERE

8:56 CAMILAAAA !!!!

8:58 "please stop run away" * i am feeling burdened and i taste milk i mumble please please run away but it lives where i live

8:59 WHAAAAAAAT

8:59 SHE HAS FANGS SHE'S TOO COOL

9:00 did i miss something why are they mossydiseased like luz

9:01 i'm too tired for fight scenes rn

9:03 oh my god the titan's hand looks so cool

9:03 RAINE NOT BEINT ABLE TO SEE LMFAOOO

9:04 oh my god she put their glasses on for them

9:04 their hair looks so good🤭🤭

9:05 that fight was not as drawn out as it deserved to be but that is not dana + co's fault💔💔💔💔

9:06 collector💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

9:06 here's how gustholomule can still win

9:07 we have thirteen minutes for canon raeda and huntlow and gustholomule AND another lumity kiss. no pressure tho

9:07 oh god her look is so dark she's. wow

9:07 she doesn't have to be naive to the people who want to hurt her anymore. a win.

9:08 BYE TITAN ILYY

9:09 I LOAF YOU :)))))))))

9:09 so the next eleven minutes are domestic bliss????? yeah??????

9:10 steve moment!!

9:10 GUS AND DAD REUNITE !!!!

9:10 WILLOW AND DADS REUNITE !!!!!!!!!!

9:10 DARIUS ASKING ABOUT HIS SHIRT OH MY GOD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

9:11 bump cut your hair ..🙁

9:11 cute boscha moment sobs

9:11 darius protects the isles from absolute bitches and whores (real)

9:12 the guards!!

9:12 RAEDA CUDDLES

9:12 LUMITY KISS I TOLD YOU

9:12 NOCEDACLAWTHORNE HUG😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

9:13 see you in the stars bug😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

9:13 sorry i'm ruining my own like

9:13 SHE CANT USE HER GLYPHS ??????????????????????

9:14 oh my god what's happening

9:15 I KNEW HER NARRATION SOUNDED OLDER HER FIT IS SO GOOD

9:15 oh my god THEY LIVE IN THE HOUSE

9:15 willow short hair<3

9:16 flapjack.

9:16 lilith looks so good and matt's stache hasn't grown at all

9:16 AMITY ????????????? LOSES MY MIND

9:17 bump gardener era

9:17 coven removal so real

9:17 ok what was THAT little moment with aladarius

9:18 raeda is def married right like for sure i need to make sure i didn't miss a ring or anything

9:18 GUS LOOKS SO GOOOOOD

9:18 HEADMASTER EDALYN CLAWTHORNE

9:19 oh my god does she have a tattoo

9:19 SHE GETS A QUINCE OH MY FUCKING GODBOH MY FOD OH KY FOD

9:20 LIGHT. LIGHT GLYPH !!!!

9:20 SHE TOKD THEM THANK YOU☹️☹️☹️☹️

9:21 by.3😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

9:21 do you think she's gonna play one more song. she's. she's gonna come back— NO SHES GONNA COME BACK😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 /ref

[beelzlikes]

Confession time:

I've got some form of Truman Show delusional paranoia going on. That's why I'm so cavalier about posting shit on here because in the back of my mind I'm thinking "everyone already knows".

Ever since I was a kid, I never felt alone. My parents had always told me that "God" was always with me, so I never had any privacy even as a child; there was some authority figure out there who was watching, judging, even if your parents don't see THEY will and you'll still get into trouble!

Even after I stopped believing in gods, I always felt like I was being watched. I began referring to myself in plurals. "We need to go shopping" "We messed that up" like a cooking show host talking to the audience. So how am I supposed to trust anything?

How can I trust my boss when I only got hired because "the show" needed me to? How can I trust my therapist when she's being paid to guide me to certain conclusions? How can I trust my friends when "off camera" they all drop the act and commiserate together about that day's performance? How can I trust my parents when they're always secretly watching, hiding listening devices in my home, monitoring my transactions, silently judging me from afar. Everything is fake. Everything bad or good that happens to me is SCRIPTED.

It... it takes pressure off me I presume. Which is why I feed into it. "Oh I don't ACTUALLY have any control over my life, some director or other unseen force is going to course correct me wherever they want me. I'm a puppet to be moved about."

And so, I sabotage them all the while not accepting that I'm ultimately just sabotaging myself.

OBVIOUSLY Ky was a plant. They JUST SO HAPPENED to show up on the one day a month I'm in the office. THEY kept contacting me about union stuff, a clever excuse that "they" could use to get us together because "they" knew I am interested in supporting unions, I had been pretty vocal about it at the time. So OBVIOUSLY I had to ruin it - "they" were trying to manipulate me by putting Ky in my way as an obstacle. So even if a relationship would.have brought me happiness, it would have been hollow, pyrrhic. It wasn't MY choice to pursue them, it was prearranged.

OBVIOUSLY Trevor was only being nice because the script demanded it of him. "The show" needed some drama, so the powers-that-be placed him in my way as an obstacle.

It wasn't my CHOICE to move to Oregon. I was pushed there by subtle means. Of course it was easy to find an apartment and a roommate because they were fucking WAITING for me there to arrive.

So then the only question remains: what do "they" want? I'm tired of always performing. I just want to be left alone! But they are everywhere. I can't escape them. So whatever they want, they get. Every stranger is a potential spy, every friend a potential betrayer, everyone always has me dead in their sights and I just want to be left alone! I can't stand it. They're all just waiting for me to... This is exactly like that fucking short story by Arthur C Clark. Has reading that recently exacerbated things in my head? I've always felt this way but that was the first time I feel like I read about the experience I'm having through the perspective of another author.

Whatever. Writing this was pointless, everyone already knows. Nobody cares because everyone's in on it. If I weren't around they could all go back to their normal lives without having to act around me.

[olivereactsaboutgarbage]

One Piece - Volume 38

The process has been completely reset. Please stand still again.

Chapter 358 - Reactivation

Ky’s child self from the flashback is like, totally dead, you guys. So Lorenz Crabman Button has taken on a righteous mission.

The way Ky didn’t die was that he’s so good at building things he built himself. Neat!

Lorenz Crabman Button’s reason for liking nukes is because he’s scared of nukes. It’s like the Cold War. Ky, for his part, doesn’t want Lorenz Crabman Button to not be near nukes, because they could prove to be a valuable bargaining chip, which is what sparks Ky’s plan to hang out in Lorenz Crabman Button’s vicinity indefinitely. Flashback over.

Wow, I’m glad that’s over for you now! I guess you’d better make sure the criminal who wounded you never dies, otherwise it’ll happen again.

Oh my god...! He’s become Spamton NEO!!!

Meanwhile, Tony Tony Chopper saves the day while doing a Zoro impression, but he’s a little too dead to keep doing the impression. Luckily he’s not the world’s only doctor.

Chapter 359 - Bingo

Usopp With The Personality Sanded Off decides he doesn’t like Usopp, and drops the Merry Go through a trapdoor. More like... the Merry GONE. DOWN. THROUGH A TRAPDOOR.

Lorenz Crabman Button wants to have a plot conversation with Nami, so he does.

Ah... a maelstrom of cops and despair would have been visited upon Lufpy by Nico Robin’s horny-for-Jessica rival bicycle, and she knew about this. Her betrayal mode was a secret nonbetrayal mode. Upon learning this, Nami says “oh, time for the arc to start.” Lorenz Crabman Button is like “but you’re all dead” and Nami is like “nah”.

And once again, Sal’s conspicuous absence was Sal’s clever plan.

Chapter 360 - Departing Soon

me when

me when, um

i

i act like this sometimes

Ah, the purpose of the big flood is so that everyone has a hard deadline on preventing Nico Robin’s departure. Also Usopp’s departure I guess.

Everyone still hates the crew, so Sonic’s friend Tammy tells them they’re wrong. Well, that’s correct of him and all, but I still don’t want to have to deal with looking at his face for much longer.

Tony Tony Chopper and Nami and every rando are all driving around in cars as an epic search party.

I like Ky <3

Oh... Lufpy and Zoro are both in holes. Ah well!

Chapter 361 - P.S.

Nami was too late for the train. It’s like airports, but with trains instead of planes, and with less heterosexuality.

Nami wants to ignore the advice of Sonic’s friend Tammy and keep chasing the train, but then she gets splashed. However, there’s a big surprise for her: Sal is also there. Where by “there” I mean “elsewhere” and by “also” I mean “also”.

It sure is.

S... Sal’s fucking face... lmao...

Chapter 362 - Ebb Tide

Then there was a spooky apparition!

Sal learns what it’s like to be a woman. ...But that’s actually a stupid subplot for this arc to have, so he does normal violence to get rid of it.

The rule is that the less water there is, the more water there will be, and now there’s no water. This allows Nami to spot Lufpy with her SuperVision™!

Chapter 363 - Aqua Laguna

Tony Tony Chopper spots Zoro with his SuperVision™!

Luckily, thanks to Chekhov’s One-Of-Zoro’s-Swords-Was-Cursed, this actually matters.

Unluckily, it doesn’t actually matter!

Chapter 364 - Kokoro

Luckily, thanks to Sonic’s friend Tammy, it actually matters!

Unluckily, he’s Sonic’s friend Tammy.

Luckily, everyone agrees with Nami’s past self that Sonic’s friend Tammy’s advice should be ignored.

Unluckily, the government owns Hell.

Wait--WHAT?! The government OWNS HELL?!

Scary Heart Woman ex Machina.

Chapter 365 - Rocketman!!

Hey, that’s how many days are in a year! Rocketman is how many!

Sal has reached Ky and Usopp. “Are you Usopp’s friend?” Ky asks. “No,” Sal says. “I’m Ky,” Ky says. “DIE FOR HURTING USOPP!!!!” Sal says.

Meanwhile, the scary Heart Woman has shown Lufpy an Evil Train.

More proof that Lufpy was the original Saitama.

The circus freaks who get killed are coming too. And Sonic’s friend Tammy. This entire arc is migrating onto trains now.

Chapter 366 - Sortie!

Hey, that’s how many days are in a leap year! 366!

The scary Heart Woman’s scary granddaughter is a nightmare.

Oh, and the fed hater who looks like a fed and the cabinet barbarian are both here too. Naturally.

A-ARM HAIR?!

most obvious joke setup in the world

obligatory punchline

I hope this is also a joke setup somehow.

There’s a kindness revenant.

Chapter 367 - Sniper King

Everyone is trying to shoot water. Well, it works eventually.

Usopp is truly committed to no longer being friends with the crew. I thought better of you, Usopp.

Some random guy starts attacking the crew’s enemies with a slingshot. I thought better of you, Usopp.

[velvetstreets]

Baby Is Your Passport Valid?

“Lay with me overseas, don’t pack a bag we can shop/ Go Italy, let’s have sex on a yacht.”

A/N: hi frensss 🥺 it’s been a minute, but I’m here feed y’all a lil before I go back into hibernation. That one line from Side Piece got me in a chokehold, so I wrote a lil sumn. Hope ya like, love ya, bye 🫶

None of the people in my writings portray the actual people I write about! It’s all a work of fiction, I have no idea how they are/act irl.

Warnings: smut, exhibitionism, penetrative sex (f!receiving), swearing

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You had been together with Jack for a little over a year now, but no one knew except the people closest to you two. You didn’t want to be in the spotlight with Jack and he respected that - he wasn’t really fond of the idea of sharing you with everyone anyways. He loved you and you him, you didn’t need anyone in your business. Jack still dodged the relationship status questions, and would never confirm or deny anything - so the public all assumed he was single; keyword assumed. He always checked in with you if you were comfortable with how he responded, never wanting you to feel like he was hiding you or that he was embarrassing you by playing up the act. You assured him that you were okay, and that as long as he respected you privately and publicly (in a discreet way), you didn’t care what people assumed.

It was funny because all his songs were about you. They alluded to multiple different women, but they were all about you. You were his movie star, his poison, his main thing and his side piece. He always referred to you as his ‘muse’, and goddamn was he serious. Jack couldn’t get enough of you, and you felt the same; like it was almost an obsession, and the time difference between you two left you time to miss each other; just agonizingly long enough before one of you busts at the seams.

However right now, you were now in the same place, at the same time; more specifically - on the yacht Jack had rented off the Amalfi Coast in Italy - naked, and fucking your boyfriend.

“Fuck, oh god Jack, yes-” You moaned out.

“That’s it baby, - fuck, you feel so good.” Jack praised you, mesmerized at the sight.

Your soft breasts bouncing in his face as you rode him; both his KY necklace and the necklace Jack had gotten you with a ‘J’ pendant were gleaming in the sunlight as it bounced with you. Your smooth skin absorbing the sun, hair falling behind your shoulders, your face beautifully scrunched up in pleasure. And then there were your moans. Jack couldn’t get enough of your voice, let alone the moans that made him absolutely feral, he almost wanted to rip his hair out at how hot you sounded.

You wouldn’t lie, it took a little convincing for you to surrender yourself to Jack so publicly. He surprised you with the yacht this afternoon, just the two of you with a few crew members. You parked out in the waters and you and Jack swam for a bit, goofily playing around in the water as well as sneaking playful touches here and there. After enough swimming, you came up and ate an amazing spread that was prepared for lunch, your legs draped over Jack’s as you sat in the sun and dried off. It wasn’t long before you felt Jack’s hand slinking up your leg, softly caressing your upper thigh. You thought of it as nothing until you felt him shift, placing warm, soft kisses along your thigh, rubbing and gently groping at your skin.

“Jack…” you inquired, an eyebrow quirking up at his action.

“Mhmm?” Jack hummed, feigning obliviousness as he kissed up your hip to your stomach.

“What are you doing?” You said, knowing where he was going with this.

“Just adoring my sweet girl.” He continued as one hand played with the string of your bikini bottoms, rubbing the thin strip of skin on your hip that wasn’t tanned as his hot open mouth kisses trailing further up to the valley of your breasts.

“Jack we can’t-“ you started before he cut you off with a kiss.

“Why not?” Jack asked as he resumed his affection by redirecting his lips to your neck.

You shivered at his touch, a soft moan escaping your lips involuntarily. Your head was starting to spin, the warm sun against your skin, along with Jack’s touches were starting to light the fire in you.

“Because…” you trailed off, eyes shutting in pleasure. “People.. people will see us-“ you uttered out. You didn’t know why you tried to fight against it, you were already putty in Jack’s hand at this point.

“We’re out in the middle of the ocean baby, it’s just us-“ Jack murmured as he shifted to lay on you inbetween your legs.

“B-but the crew Jack..” you exhaled as you felt him slowly grind into you.

“I told all of them to take their break on the bottom deck… for a couple of hours.” he continued, a hand coming down to sling your leg over his waist.

“Jaaaack-“ you moaned out. His lips were everywhere at once, hands caressing your body as he encouraged you.

“Yeah, baby? What is it?” You felt him smirk as he pressed kisses to your sternum, finally pulling the string attached to your bikini top, letting it fall loose against your chest before he hungrily snatched it away from your body, tossing it behind him.

“Please..” you groaned in frustration.

“Words baby, gotta use your words f’me mamas.” He teased, his hot breath fanning against your left breast, just aching to have his mouth on you.

“Need you.. please Jack, no teasing, just fuck me.” You finally exhaled, giving in to the spell he had on you.

“But of course, anything for my angel.” He chuckled lowly before taking a nipple into his mouth and gently swirling his tongue around. You moaned and arched into his touch, wrapping your arms around his neck to pull the two of you closer together. The feeling of him marking you up so publicly thrilled you; the possibility of being caught while enjoying eachother so openly for anyone to see or hear made your thighs clench together in arousal.

Jack smirked as your thighs squeezed against his hips, his hand sneaking inbetween you to lightly rub your clit over your bottoms.

“Oh fuck-“ you breathed out, eyebrows knitting together as your face scrunched up in pleasure.

“Feel good, sweetheart?” Jack whispered in your ear, kisses being place on your cheek, down to your neck again, knowing it was your sweet spot.

“Fuck, don’t stop Jack-“ you dug your fingernails into his arm slightly.

“Mmm, but I can’t let you have all the fun, can I?” He said as he retracted his hand, earning a whine from you.

He laughed and wrapped his arms around your back, pressing you into his chest as he sat you up so you were straddling him on his lap.

“God, I love you so much-“ Jack said as he pressed kisses up your sternum. “C’mon baby, you wanna cum? Use me, take what you need, I’ll give it all to you.” He babbled, kissing your jaw as he slid his hands down your back, settling on your hips as he helped you grind against him.

You felt drunk, his words coaxing and egging you on, you needed him to fuck you- now.

“Off- get these off.” You pulled at his swim trunks, before getting off and standing up momentarily. He pulled his shorts off and gazed back up at you, a boyish smile on his face as he admired your beauty.

You smiled shyly at him, his intense gaze on you always made you feel shy and exposed, but in the best way since it was him.

“C’mere, beautiful.” He said reaching his hands out to guide you to stand in between his legs.

“So pretty, mamas..” he groaned kissing and nipping at your thighs as your hands went to his hair. He finally pulled at the strings of your bottoms, letting them fall to the floor as he was faced with your bare pussy. He leaned in and pressed a kiss to your pubic bone, nuzzling his face into the skin. “All for me… all mine.” He groaned.

You let out a shaky breath as he continued, and left sloppy kisses on your pussy, one hand wrapped around your thigh, just under your ass, as the other found your clit. Your head fell back as moans left your lips uncontrollably, his thumb and mouth harassing your aching nub almost made your knees buckle. Jack eased up as he felt your legs slightly tremble, smiling into your stomach, pressing a final kiss there before leaning back against the sofa.

You straddled him once again, sans clothes this time, the head of his dick bumping against your clit, causing both of you to moan. You grinded against his length, your slick warm arousal coating him as you whined in his ear.

“Fuck, you’re so wet already, all for me?” Jack asked, giving your ass a squeeze.

“Yes, all for you baby, only you I promise.” You whispered, leaning up against his chest in order to sit on his cock, to which Jack took advantage to by slightly straining his neck to kiss and lick at your breast.

You slowly sank down on him, earning a moan from the both of you. Jack’s dick was definitely thick, you always had to take a moment to take him fully, with him praising you through it.

“So good princess, you’re doing so good for me.” He spoke, littering kisses along your cheek and jawline, his thumbs digging into your hips, rubbing the skin in circles to try and help you relax.

“So big Jack, c-can’t fit it all-“ you whined. You knew he’d fit, he always managed to, but that didn’t mean you didn’t like to egg him on, knowing he had a size kink.

“You can take it, I know you can sweetheart; just gotta let me in.” His deep husky Kentucky accent ringing in your ear. Your core clenched in reaction, making Jack groan out; he needed to speed this up or he wasn’t gonna last long.

You finally sat down on him fully, and Jack hissed out a “fuuuuuck-“ as you did so. He brought you into a deep kiss, hands roaming your body before whispering “Attagirl. Knew you could do it princess.” You slowly began to rock against him, soft gasps and moans leaving you, which drove Jack crazy. His brows were furrowed, lips slightly parted and swollen from all the kissing, completely entranced in you as his eyes never left yours.

“Fuck, yeah just like that, oh fuck- take this dick so well baby, so so well, my good girl. I love you.” Jack babbled. Your eyes rolled back and your pussy squeezed tight at his words. He always did know you to get you to come undone with just his words, something no one else had been able to do.

“F-fuck J, feels so good, so deep, wanna cum-, make me cum Jack.” You whined softly, your eyes hooded at you looked into his. Your pleas and fucked our face was all he needed to start fucking up into you at a fast pace. He wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling your as close to him as possible before begging to thrust into you.

“shitshitshit, nngh- oh my fucking god-“ you let out a blissful broken cry, smushing your face into Jack’s neck. Jack would switch between thrusting quickly into you, with slower more harder strokes, grinding your clit into his pubic bone. The alternating tones sent you into a frenzy, pussy clenching tighter and tighter - you were close and Jack knew it.

“Y’ gonna cum for me pretty girl? Yeah? Cum for daddy, let go baby.” He taunted. You threw your head back and moaned out his name in ecstasy as you came. Your pussy squeezing his cock at a suffocating pressure, shocks going through your body as you rode out your orgasm, hips stuttering against his as he continued to whisper praises.

Jack was close, but he knew your knees were getting tired, so he held you tight against his chest as he laid you on the couch, dick still in you.

“So fuckin’ pretty when you cum for me, can’t get enough of it.” He told you as he continued to thrust into you, chasing his high.

“Love you so much, y/n, so much baby.” He grunted, his nose pressing against your cheek, kissing up your jaw again as he rolled his hips into yours. His thrusts grew sloppier, and you knew he was gonna cum any second.

“Love you Jack, cum in me, give it all to me, need you bad.” You softly gasped, nails raking up his back as the tip of his dick nudged that spot in you, triggering your second orgasm. Jack moaned into your mouth as your pussy squeezed his dick tightly, a squelching sound from below you sounding out as you came again. Jack pressed his forehead against yours as he came, heavy panting and racing hearts thumping against your respective rib cages as you both came down from your highs. Jack rested his head on your chest as he regained his breath, your nails lightly scratching his scalp, making him twitch in overstimulation.

After a minute or two, he picked his head up and kissed you deeply. “I love you, I love you, I love you.” He repeated as he kissed your entire face, causing you to erupt in giggles to which he smiled widely at. He pulled out of you, and was mesmerized at his cum leaking out of you, as usual. He looked around, eyes searching for something, but no avail, eyes returning back to yours.

“Hmm, no fresh towels around..” he trailed off before looking over into the waters. He looked back at you. You smiled childishly at him, knowing what he was thinking.

“Race you!” You yelled at him before quickly getting up and running to jump into the water; Jack’s footsteps right behind you as you both jumped into the water.

Jack came up for air first, your head popping up just seconds after. He grinned at you, makeup free and wet glossy hair, your bright face looking at him with a smile. You swam over to him and wrapped your arms and legs around him, pulling him into a kiss.

“I won.” You brushed your nose with his.

“No you didn’t? I did.” He countered

“Nope, I jumped in first.“ you giggled.

“I know, but I still won.” He kissed your nose.

“How do you figure?” You looked at him confused.

“Cause I’m with the best girl in the world. I’m always winning with you by my side.” He told you, his voice genuine and soft.

You smiled and kissed him before resting your chin on his shoulder, hugging eachother while you floated in the water.

“Plus we just had sex on a yacht, a definite W in my book.” He added and you laughed, splashing water at him.

“Oh you don’t wanna start that game baby-“ Jack started to say before you splashed him again.

His eyes narrowed and a devilish smile spread on his face.

“You’re gonna get it now.” He said.

You squealed as he chased you in the water, goofing off, just two kids in love.

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PLS WRITE SOMETHING FOR FRAT BOY KYLE IM DESPERATE 🙏🧎‍♀️

Halloween!!!!!

warning: Language, mentions of sex

note: i didn’t edit this and i don’t want to so im not going to. kyle and reader celebrate halloween together like they do every year. but the frat brothers aren’t on the same page

Every year, the wind chills down from extreme temperatures and the leaves all turn brown for maybe a week or two, then they all fall off the ground. In the American town of New Orleans, this is called fall, not to be confused with the much prettier and complex version autumn, which is essentially the same thing, just not dumbed down enough for Americans.

Kyle loves fall for everything it has to offer. Pumpkin flavored lattes, pumpkin flavored frappuccino’s, pumpkin scones, pumpkin muffins, candles, pumpkin pie, pumpkin cheesecake, and most of all, pumpkin patches, which provide a picturesque date for him and his s/o, Y/N.

None of these pumpkin delicacies are worth it without the prospect of sharing them with Y/N.

To start his day out, he went to Target and bought the softest cardigan he could buy. He wasn’t aware of it, but Y/N was elsewhere in the exact same Target buying a different color cardigan. It was one of their traditions as long-time lovers, they each bought each other a cardigan to wear that night.

It was Halloween, well, the morning of, but Kyle and Y/N decided to make it a day long holiday. Next step on his agenda was to find those disgusting/scrumptious seasonal sugar cookies that have little ghosts and pumpkins printed on the tops of them. Kyle wasn’t quite sure why he kept buying them each year, since in his 21 years on earth, he could never quite decide if he truly liked them or not.

They were so gross they were good, a complex feeling Kyle had experienced many times as a broke college student. Things like junk food, fast food, and anything fried all had this quality to them and he ate them regardless of feeling conflicted by their very existence.

But, of course, he knew Y/N adored them, so he knew he’d never stop buying them. He didn’t have much money to start with, and the cookies and cardigan together were already a large sum, he checked out his items and returned home, not wanting to spend any more money.

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“Kyle?” Y/N called out and crossed the threshold into his frat. They heard nothing but a football game playing on the TV in the living room so they wandered through the halls a bit, floorboards gently creaking when they took a wrong step. “Ky?” They called again.

“He’s in his room!” They heard a voice shout over the game from the living room, one they recognized to be a frat brother.

Y/N had a strained relationship with many of Kyle’s frat brothers. They had a sneaking suspicion none of the boys really liked them very much, whether it be the way they look, the way they talk, or perhaps just that they had nothing in common with a typical frat boy. Kyle was the exception to this, as he was the sweetest guy Y/N had ever known.

Y/N saw the group now, on the couch with one peeking his head behind him to get a good look at Y/N. “Thanks,” Y/N pressed a tight smile with their lips and a weird wave that seemed unnecessary, and then scampered off to Kyle’s room.

Y/N knew to knock, they had done this a million times before, but they also knew that Kyle appreciated his privacy and they never intended to invade on it.

There was a small bout of hushed curse words and noises of a few small things crashing to the ground before the door swung open, revealing Kyle in a black T-shirt and gray sweatpants. “Oh, it’s you,” his gaze softened, he stepped to the side and led them in by a gentle hand at the back of their waist. He shut the door behind them.

“The cookies are done already,” he motioned to the decorative plate with cookies on a small tray near the bed. Sure, using a ceramic plate would mean (God forbid) he would have to wash a dish, but something told him it was worth it.

“I can see that,” Y/N added and plopped onto his bed, pulling out the bundled sweater they had shoved into their bag on the way here. “I hope blue is good, I just figured if it was a school color then you might wear it out and stuff.”

He crawled on the bed opposite of them, loving gaze on Y/N as he leaned forward. “I would have worn it anyway, it’s perfect,” he pressed a kiss to their lips.

“Good, otherwise I would have held you down and forced it on you,” Y/N whispered and pulled back from Kyle’s handsome face to cozy themself under his blankets. “Where’s your remote?”

Kyle pursed his lips and looked away. “Did you lose it again?” Y/N scolded, and when Kyle didn’t respond, they knew the answer. “Fucks sake, boy. What don’t you lose?” They grumpily got out of bed and started searching around the room. Kyle giggled and fell backwards on the bed.

“Found it! It was in your closet, Ky, what were you doing with your remote in your closet?” He shrugged childishly and tucked himself into the bed as Y/N had done previously. They gently chucked the remote at Kyle’s smug face and he yelped but caught it.

“Finally,” Y/N mumbled as they got close to Kyle in the bed, wrapping their arms around him tightly and smushing their face into his stomach. “I really missed you,” they murmur.

Kyle kissed the top of their head. “I missed you too baby,” he gave them a quick squeeze before grabbing the remote again. “What do you wanna watch, sweetheart?”

They removed their face from him and let it rest on the edge of his chest. “A Nightmare Before Christmas.”

“That’s a Christmas movie honey-“ Kyle started but was interrupted by a strong knocking at the door.

Bang bang “Kyle! I need a condom!” A man yelled. Kyle closed his eyes and sighed in frustration. He rubbed his hand down his face.

“Do you think you could maybe- I don’t know, take your clothes off? They’re gonna clown on me if we’re not having sex in here, I put a sock on the doorknob for this.”

When they gave him a disgusted look he just nodded and accepted defeat. Bang bang bang “Kyle! Please!”

Bang bang bang “Here! Take your damn condom!” Kyle drawled as he slapped the condom onto the man’s chest and slammed the door in his face.

Kyle made the slow return back to the warm bed and be heard a not so discreet choir of voices behind the door, “oh shit! They’re fucking in there! Can you hear it? Put your ear on the door!”

Kyle’s eyes widened greatly and he sent them a pleading look, clasping his hands together and begging them silently. They groaned and got up onto their knees on the bed, knocking the bedframe into the wall enough for them to hear. “Fuck! Good for him,” is all the two heard before footsteps retreating.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, thank you,” Kyle pulled them into his arms through apologies and hugged them tight. They rolled their eyes and rubbed his back up and down slowly. They clicked play on the TV and in a few minutes, heard Kyle’s soft snores and felt his dead weight on top of their body. Every year.