#I kind of forgot about that

[cosmoknightchaos]

I 100% agree on the front that people should ask you random questions more and I will be the one to contribute

so. Kmj and Sky are locked in a room and there is only one way out (assuming that the doors and windows cannot be busted out of or broken, sorry Sky): they must play speed chess and whoever wins gets out while the other stays there for eternity or whatever the deal is idk I’m new to this trapping people in limbo for eternity thing. So who wins

"Whoever wins gets out while the other stays there for eternity" Are you aware you just summarized Sky and King's entire conflict in one sentence

As a professional at trapping people in limbo I'd say you did well! Thank goodness you got the windows covered man Sky would've broken those in a heartbeat.

After beating the shit out of each other for a while (as they always do when they're in the same room) Sky and King would eventually settle down enough to notice the chess board they knocked over. Now here's where things get fun. King Moonjumper definitely knows how to play chess, but he's dogshit at it. Absolutely horrible. Knows what the pieces do and that's it. Sky, on the other hand, has no idea what chess is. So surely this can't go wrong.

Against his will (because otherwise Sky would just make up rules and moves to win), Moonjumper teaches Sky how to play and then proceeds to kick her ass at it. He may be bad at chess but Sky is worse. He definitely plays like an anime protagonist with his stupid fucking British accent and does internal monologues every turn where he debates his move. God I hate him

Sky just moves the pieces. She's utterly fascinated by the craftsmanship and how the pieces look but could not care less about the game. So Moonjumper wins physically but Sky wins in spirit by being so carefree that she pisses off Moonjumper.

And then Sky tackles Moonjumper as he tries to leave and they fight again. They are toddlers. I hate them so much. Slash affectionate.

[beybuniki]

ofa trio

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[kittkattys]

"SINCE WHEN YOU ARE BI?!" maiko moment

no flag version

[wiltkingart]

some old HYMN drawings from patreon. [read HYMN]

[burst-of-iridescent]

if he’s your man then why is he jumping in front of lightning for me after he dumped your ass in prison and forgot about you

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

[copia]

endless ghifs 11/? ⛧ source — "I don't wanna end like this—"

[secondbeatsongs]

with twitter imploding, people are talking about how much it'll suck to have celebrities and brands on here, but...I think celebrities can exist on tumblr in a healthy way.

because I've already seen it happen.

I don't know if you guys remember, but there used to be a decent number of celebrities on here! I mean, the white house had an official tumblr! so did my local library for some reason! everyone thought tumblr was the place to be!

we had George Takei, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Hayley Williams, Ariana Grande, Dylan Marron, Dante Basco, Rebecca Sugar, John Green, Hannah Hart, Jacksfilms, Daniel Howell, and Ashens to name a few, as well as brand accounts for Doctor Who, Sherlock, Denny's, and so many others.

(Cole Sprouse was even on here, and it was fine. don't act like it wasn't. it was really not a big deal! it was fine!)

there were plenty of celebrities and brands on tumblr a decade ago - and it worked fine when people knew to stay in their lane!

did Obama's official account give a shit when people posted Obamney slash? absolutely not!

did we pay attention to whatever the brand accounts were posting? we did not!

and so we existed pretty well together on this site - because, after all, we don't have to look at anything we don't want to. we can block people. and they can block us. and we can keep posting what we want, no matter what any celebs or brands have to say about it, just like it's always been.

the only thing I think needs to change is, well...hey...remember how I mentioned John Green and Rebecca Sugar up there?

yeah the reason we don't see them on here anymore isn't because tumblr isn't a place they'd thrive - it's because a bunch of assholes harassed them until they left.

and that's not fucking okay.

so look, if you see celebs/brands on here, follow them, or don't! block them and ignore them, or don't!

but if you send threats and harassment to anyone on here, whether it be a celebrity, brand, or average tumblr user, you are the asshole. full stop. sending threats to other people is never okay. never.

and yes, this goes for the corporate accounts too! those are still run by people!

it's somebody's job to run those accounts, and guess what! that poor, probably-underpaid person doesn't deserve to get sent gore and death threats because their job is running a corporate tumblr account!

just, whatever happens when twitter explodes and dies a horrible death, it's gonna be okay. but please be kind. above everything else, please, I am fucking begging you, be kind.

it's really the most important part of thriving here

[tobyisave]

just a coupla lonesome cowgems roaming free without their sally mays

(aka they both canonically use country music to cope with their aloof blue life partners leaving them and i think thats beautiful) (alt under cut)

[just-posting-kalone]

Finished Dual Destinies!! Simon Blackquill and some other stuff

[chalkrub]

demon that critically analyses the past actions you'd really rather forget

[aseuki]

Sleep power coming in clutch

[mercurymacaroons]

arrives 15 min late with a latte

......sup

[somegrumpynerd]

Dust's nightmare

Dust has nightmares about fighting and killing here and there, but the ones that really stick with him are the ones that are just... memories. Things he can never have again.

What he can have though, is a distraction when he wakes up to help him settle and make sure he's not alone with his thoughts for too long

[agardenintheshire]

tolkien (a studied linguist) and me (has taken their fair share of linguistic classes) staring at each other after the narrator casually drops that the hobbits just 'forgot' their languages and simply adopted the common speech as if that is a normal thing that happens out of the blue and isn't connected to at best cultural assimilation and at worst colonialism, imperialism, and oppression