#I kept him and hired Nyck in place of Max

[zoomguanyu]

The fact that firing Max costs more than the Red Bull starting salary is hilarious

[feckedstrats]

I cant sleep so im rating my dreams involving f1 drivers

Checo - specifically early 2010s checo, p sure he was my dream bf, we were stuck in a horror situation where we were in a saw-like cinema that only screened liveleak videos and we were also being chased by alien type creatures in body armour, he tried to cheer me up but we were in a very high-stress situation so it wasnt gonna work, 3/10 for trying tho

Zhou - Cute hangout with friend but dream me def had a thing for him, we went to the park and talked about flowers and then went back to my place to chat some more, he made me laugh a lot, dream me should go for it, 9/10

Yuki ft. pierre and lewis (and non-f1 ppl) - bro all we wanted to do was go on a cross-america roadtrip when someone decided to get infected by a parasite that caused him to have random spontainious attempts to off himself and take as many ppl with him, awful timing bro we were driving through miles of nothing for days, 0/10

Charles - his dog showed up in the entrance hall of the hotel i was staying at so ofc i had to give leo back, charles was very grateful but then went 'oh i must get his lead' and then walked back into the garage while i still had the dog in my arms, only time i will ever refer to charles as daddy, 10/10 dream me got to hold a cute puppy

Max - bro why are you a student in my school? how are you juggling ur f1 debut and final year exams? 4/10 our 5 sentence conversation was awkward but that was mostly the teacher's fault

Nyck - sex dream (understandable) in a club bathroom, we initially bonded over how much the music sucked, 7/10

Lance - sex dream (less understandable) and bro could not find a secluded place for us to fuck and ppl kept on interrupting every time we started getting somewhere, 2/10

Mika, Alex, and Charles (again) - Staged a heist in a fancy schmancy hotel where we i think either needed to steal jewelry and/or find evidence regarding some high profile ceo doing illegal tax stuff. we rly played the long game w this as all but alex had jobs in this hotel, mika was hired as a floor manager, charles was a bell boy, i was a waiter/kitchen porter and alex was an esteemed guest, woke up before it really started getting good, 8/10 premise 4/10 execution due to being woken up early