#I keel-hauled Microsoft Edge Bing and like four other shite features while I was at it

[aboxthecolourofheartache]

Just got into a knock-down, drag-out fight with that new stupid Copilot feature in my system registry, then attempted to walk my parents down the path to victory over the phone (unsuccessful, will have to regroup and try again another day), and I am staggering into the kitchen covered in blood and looking for chocolate or something else sustaining.

In other words: nobody wanted that shit, Microsoft.