#I just want extremely accurate plushie versions of every animal in the entire world
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I’ve got some minor beef with whoever wrote the fun fact for my Wild Republic anteater because this is a Giant Anteater… the only species of anteater that has a NON-PREHENSILE TAIL and look what they put 😭
No 👏no 👏no 👏no 👏😭
Giant anteaters have full, bristly, bushy tails. They are marvelous and adorable and very, very useful (camouflage, making shade, balance when on two feet, etc.) but they do not perform the same functions as the prehensile tail of other anteater species.
It CANNOT grasp things with its tail like silky anteaters or tamanduas can. It is NOT helpful when climbing; in fact, it is a deficit. Such as why they are much more terrestrial than their counterparts despite their ability to climb (they usually save this ability for traversing tall anthills, for example)
And the facts they passed up to put this one instead!!
Why not mention how their tongues are 2 feet long and can flick out of its mouth 150 times per minute??
Or how they swallow around 35,000 ants and termites whole each day because of their lack of teeth and fused jaw??
And even with that number of insects consumed per day, they never destroy a nest!! They always leave enough to repopulate so they can come back and eat from there again!!
Not to mention their strong foreclaws (which are up to four inches long) can tear open a termite mound that’s as solid as concrete! Their claws are so large they walk on their front knuckles!
Of course there’s more, but I’m going to stop here for the sake of looking semi-sane… but seriously, they are SO COOL
#my family didn’t want to hear about all this so now the internet has to instead#now to disassociate while I imagine how my fav characters would let me rant about all of this without telling me to ‘calm down’#I just want extremely accurate plushie versions of every animal in the entire world#is that too much to ask#special interest#christmas presents#anteater#giant anteater#animal facts#info dump#animals#zoo animals#tamandua#silky anteater#south america#neurodivergent#autistic things#autistic adult#actually autistic#autistic rambling#special interest dump#rambles#autism#asd#neurodiversity#neurodiverse stuff#stuffies#stuffed animals#plushies
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