#I just wanna be silly

[artemistorm]

Hi, shinobi-addiction here!! This isn't my main blog but it is the one with all my LU posts. I saw your post about short stories and figured I'd join in on the fun!

Can I request Sky and cuccos?

Hi @shinobi-addiction here's a crackfic for you!

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Sky had a secret weapon, one that none of the other heroes had.

“Is it a tool?” Four asked. “Some kind of movement item?”

“Nope,” Sky shook his head with a grin.

“Is it a magic spell?” Hyrule asked.

“Wrong again,” Sky replied.

“How about an awesome crossbow?” Wind asked. “Or a scimitar?”

“No and no again,” Sky said. “you guys are never gonna guess it.”

“When are you going to show us?” Wild asked.

“When the time is right,” Sky crossed his arms. “And it isn’t time yet.”

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A few weeks later, the Chain was in an abandoned ghost town, fighting a horde of gibdos, redeads, and stalchildren and the battle wasn’t going well.

A gibdo had bitten and disabled Legend’s sword arm and Hyrule had been frozen by the scream of a redead, knocked out, and his sword stolen and carried off into one of the buildings.

Wild was drifting around the edges of the battle, unarmed and walking in an uncoordinated and unfocused way that make Sky suspect he was possessed by a poe.

Time had been swarmed by stalchildren that weighed down his limbs, and pulled him down. Wind tried to break through the writhing mass of bones and free his mentor, but had been swarmed and absorbed into it.

Epona had spooked at the start of the battle and bucked Twilight off, but his foot had been caught in the stirrup and he’d been dragged away by the frightened horse.

A terrifying gibdo with wings had simply picked up Four and flew away with him.

Warriors was doing his best to hold his own, but one of the undead had spewed poison into his face and he was rapidly losing stamina and being overwhelmed.

They were losing the battle hard and fast, and it was up to Sky to summon his secret weapon.

Sky pulled out his harp and played a single note, then put it away again just in time to kick away a redead that was getting a little too handsy for his liking.

“COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOO!!!” A distant cuckoo crowed.

And then suddenly, like a rising fog, cuckoos came out of the grass, the trees, the empty houses, cuckoos dropped out of the sky and sprang up out of the well and flooded the battlefield. They bawked and pecked and clawed at the gibdoes and redeads and stalchildren.

They stole bones away from the bodies of the stalchildren until Time and Wind were able to break free from their grasp.  They ate the gibdo that attacked Warriors. They attacked an invisible entity above Wild until he collapsed like a puppet with the strings cut. Wild awoke and slowly got up to his feet, once again under his own power. A small flock flew off into an orchard and returned, carrying a shaken and confused Four. They flapped and screamed in Hyrule’s face until he regained consciousness.

Once all of the undead were defeated, the cuckoos flew off again in one giant flock.

Slowly the Links began to stagger back together and regroup in the center of town.

“Wait, where’s Twilight?” Wild asked.

Just then the flock of cuckoos returned, carrying both Twilight and Epona kicking and screaming in their collective talons.

“Slap me, am I dreaming?”  Legend muttered.

“No, you are not,” Time replied in awe. “They’re carrying a grown man and an entire horse.”

The cuckoos set down Twilight and Epona and with one last rooster crow, they scattered in all directions.

“I’m pretty sure that’s the weirdest thing I have ever seen,” Hyrule said.

“Sky… wh—how… how did you do that?!” Legend gasped, grasping his bloody arm with his good one. “How did you summon an army of cuckoos?!”

“I rescued a golden cuckoo once, in Warriors’ Hyrule,” Sky explained. “So it was in my debt. When I summoned it for help, it came to our aid.”

“After all this time, THAT your secret weapon??” Wind gaped.

“Yes, yes it was,” Sky answered. “It pays now and then to be friendly to cuckoos.”

[voidzzermc]

For my friend and others who haven't seen dunmeshi or the latest episodes; Spoilers ahead

The frustration i had toward everyone on the latest episode.(/gen)

She used black magic once, and suddenly no one but her party wants her normal magic.

God forbid a woman has a hobby apparently.

[amongie]

for every note this gets i will take one (1) hit off of my delta 8 weed pen

[circus-mcgurkus]

so you know that one scene in violet evergarden where she takes the parasol and runs on water

can I do that

[yin-shimo]

fighting the urge to delete everything and start over

[boxdstars]

fighting my demons (posting my face on here for no reason)

[lavenderr-starrs]

I hope the teruko haters are eating dry-wall over their comments on her childishness amen /j /j /j

[baerryjj]

I feel sick. I'm not sure if I've made a mistake.

[ellabsprincess]

i am back everyone :)) currently still sick (but feeling much better dw dw) and i'm starting to suffer under the weight of schoolwork UGH anyways

[icetobes]

when my hyperfixation starts to act like a hyperfixation and it stops being fun because i cannot pull myself away to do basic human things so i get sad but at the same time it’s the only source of happiness i have

[irbcallmefynn]

Oh wait wouldn't it be funny if my 1,800th post was about me talking about making my 1,800th post

Yeah I think this is my 1,800th post

[t3arcatch3r]

it’s so difficult holding up the weight of a 30 year old interest when everyone who was there when it was active doesn’t care ab it anymore💔

[voidzzermc]

Hi Hi👋! I'm Hoku/Void.

This is mostly for myself but im posting it here so then i can just also have my interest on display. Like hanging a job add poster on the busiest street.

Things i have been fixated on and that only lay dormat:

Sonic - This has been a childhood fixation that has stayed.

Minecraft - This has been a childhood fixation that has stayed. Yes this includes smps(i don't wanna talk about dsmp don't take me back)

Fnaf - This has been a childhood fixation that has stayed.

Percy Jackson - This has been a childhood fixation that has stayed.

Youtube - I enjoy the concept of creation however YouTube isn't the same as it once was

Twitch streaming - same as YouTube.

Shera - This was a covid fixation that died off into dormancy after I left high-school.

Dnd - This was a covid fixation and i have made so many friends by it, still active.

Steven Universe - Currently rewatching as we speak.

Adventure Time - This has been a childhood fixation that has stayed.

Pokémon - This has been a childhood fixation that has stayed.

Hastune miku/vocaloids - this one came from left field so fast it became a fixation, I DON'T HATE MIKU- PLEASE I LOVE MIKU-

Things i like but haven't gained a mind meddling fixation about:

Miraculous Ladybug - Enjoyed very much but wasn't obsessed with

Gravity falls - you know why im falling into it again shhhhh.

Dunmeshi - enjoyed it, wasn't hyperfixated

Nimona - omg the way this almost became my new hyperfixation is crazy, if i watched for a full 5 mins more i would be obsessed.

Batman - i love dc content but sadly wasn't obsessed as a kid. Madi & co. Are currently feeding this to me though.

911 - Just watched my first 5 episodes of season 5(it was on tv), could binge it and make it a fixation.

Mlp - i have to admit, this is probably why i love horses so much/hj

DNI:(NOTE: MIKU ISN'T A DNI I LOVE MIKU)

All the normal dni really

I can't think of anything else so if there is more I'll add to this.

That's all for now, feel free to send an ask if you have anything you wanna talk about. Im trying to put myself out there more for friends! I promise i don't bite

... I will take your bones, however-

[mellosghosts]

that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies

[yourangle-yuordevil]

That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

[softplacetorest]

when the autism makes you info dump about your special interest but the lifetime of trauma and social ostracization makes you feel a deep shame and self loathing afterwards