#I just think it'd be fun if they became roommates or something

[dare-to-dm]

I see y’all shipping Kiryu and Majima, and that’s fine.  I personally don’t think they go well together romantically, but I totally get the appeal.

Now Kiryu and Pocket Circuit Fighter?  That’s a pairing I’d love to explore some more!

[myreygn]

kny modern au - characters: hashira

includes: gyomei, tengen, giyuu, sanemi, obanai, kanae, kyojuro, mitsuri, shinobu, muichiro

HUGE thanks and shout out to @giggly-squiggily and @trans-ace-lee for their contributions to this au and indulging my brainrots ♡

inspiration was taken from the german school system because that's what i grew up and am most familiar with:

ages 2-6 (flexible, not mandatory): kindergarten

ages 6-10 (grades 1-4): elementary school

ages 10/11-16/17 (grades 5-10): "secondary school", the diploma qualifies you for an education outside of university (craft sector, social sector etc)

ages 16/17-18/19 (grades 11-12): "upper school", the diploma qualifies you for university

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Himejima Gyomei (27, theology major)

grew up in a buddhist orphanage after his parents gave him up because they were ableist idiots who didn't want to raise a blind child

had a very happy childhood, has never been adopted and isn't upset about it in the slightest

went on a spiritual journey for five years after school and wrote a bestseller book about it

started going to university at age 23, helps out at the orphanage whenever he can

has a seeing-eye dog named Curry (a four year old black labrador and the only being on earth he would kill for, he got her when he returned from his journey)

can afford his own flat and lives right next to the orphanage with Curry

advocate for a more inclusive university life and very active in groups fighting for disability rights, both on and off campus

Uzui Tengen (23, music major)

was somewhat of a public figure from a very young age because the Uzui clan is one the richest, most powerful families in the country and everyone in town knows who they are

always hated his parents and moved out at 18, got a small fortune (that's rich people slang for a ton of money, source: trust me) from a cool uncle and used it to open a night club which is very popular with the locals

has no contact to his siblings (even tho he'd like to) and avoids all of his dad's properties like the plague

started going to university at age 20 because he wanted to do something with his passion

plays a bunch of instruments (piano, harp, guitar, violin, shamizen, koto and like ten different types of flute)

lives with his girlfriends in an almost-a-mansion and throws the best partys anyone has ever been to

Tomioka Giyuu (21, philosophy major)

his parents died when he was three years old and him and his sister went through foster care until she came off age and became his legal guardian, they're super close

has been studying several martial arts at Urokodaki's dojo since he was in elementary school

picked philosophy as a major because he had no idea what else to do but it's actually fun??

he mostly just sits in the back and draws stick figures but once a week he'll say something that makes everyone rethink their entire life (no one really understands what's happening inside his head but his professors are convinced he's a genius)

teaches little kids in the dojo because Urokodaki thinks it'd be good for him, he's slowly warming up to it

the type of peanut allergy where his throat closes up at the sight of them, when they were in fifth grade Sanemi almost killed him because he didn't know about it and it delayed their friendship by roughly two years

Shinazugawa Sanemi (21, physics major)

abusive pos dad got stabbed when he was ten, helped his mom raise his younger siblings and is super close with all of them

moved out at 20 when his mom encouraged him to spend more time at university, roommates with Obanai, Giyuu and Sabito

colorblind from birth and dysgraphic when it comes to handwriting, uses recording devices and laptops in class

used to get into a lot of fights in school and still works on not doing that™, most people think he's scary and a delinquent (and also a murderer because it's kinda sus that none of the family members showed up at their dad's funeral)

biker, the motorcycle has wind art on it and he mostly uses it to pick up the tons of children that somehow snuck into his friend circle and take Kanae on drives, loves bringing his guitar to play her something in the moonlight

suffered through school for the most part, a new teacher (Kagaya) in tenth grade inspired him to finish "upper school" and study physics

loves Gyomei's dog like a daughter

Kocho Kanae (21, biology major)

lives with her family and has no plans of moving out until she finishes university, helps a ton in the household

the best big sister ever, drives all of her sisters and their friends around and picks them up at 3am when they're stranded somewhere (also doesn't pretend to hate it, unlike certain other older siblings with their own vehicles)

has always been into gardening and is really getting into permaculture, puts plants wherever she can and loves flowers

most of her cooking ingredients are from her own garden, vegetarian (everything she cooks or bakes will be the best thing you ever ate)

has the voice of an angel, Sumi, Kiyo and Naho refuse to go to bed without her singing them a lullaby

christmas is her favorite time of the year, she goes all out with planning the festivities and getting everyone gifts and needs three whole days to recharge afterwards

has to wear a biteguard when she's stressed because she'll start clenching her teeth in her sleep and works really hard to keep it a secret from everyone

Iguro Obanai (21, philosophy major)

somewhat of a local legend, not by his own doing but by people just making shit up about him

grew up in a cult of which all the members were killed in a fire with him being the only survivor and a huge news story all across the country at age 12

moved to another city as soon as he was old enough to start anew but the rumors follow him everywhere (and it doesn't help that he talks to his snake)

mostly annoyed by the rumors but also likes to use them to scare people of who are being super pushy or harassing his friends (that's the first time in his life he found friends, he can and will commit atrocious crimes on their behalf)

originally enrolled in zoology, then switched majors when the professors wanted to use Kaburamaru as a test subject

spends his time in philosophy class taking a stance against whatever Giyuu says and has an entire folder filled with essays criticizing his statements

always carries headphones with him, listens to lofi because he likes it, mcr because he feels it in his soul and doom metal solely to fuck with tengen ("Screaming is not music!")

Rengoku Kyojuro (20, history major)

still lives at home with his dad and brother because he didn't want to leave Senjuro behind, spends most of his time out of the house tho and is looking for a flat right now

works parttime at a restaurant that's called Umainia and his friends have yet to figure out whether he says "Umai" all the time because he likes his food or to advertise his work place

slightly hearing impaired, has hearing aids prescribed that he just forgets to put in at all times

doesn't have a driver's license, goes by bike everywhere no matter the weather

gets close to people easily, is well beloved amongst Senjuro's friends and also makes an effort to get to know them so he can be sure Senjuro's in good hands

regularly forgets people's names but never their birthdays

collects old books and learned a bunch of old languages just to be able to read them

Kanroji Mitsuri (19, art major)

still lives at home because she wants to stay with her family and help take care of her siblings, also claims that she had invested too much time in her room to just leave it behind (her room looks like every cool fluffy fairy core room you have ever seen on pinterest, it's the coziest place on earth)

if there's a sanrio themed version of stuff she needs, she's getting it, no questions asked.

slightly allergic to dogs, she doesn't care though and cuddles with Curry all the time, she calls it confrontation therapy (it works)

animal lover in general, she even built a little terrarium in her room so Kaburamaru has a comfy spot for his naps when Obanai stays over

has kept every drawing she ever made and sometimes looks through them for inspiration, also likes to track her progress that way

there's a coffee shop across the street from her house where she has been customer of the month every month consistently for four years as well as an honorary mention ever since she was six

Kocho Shinobu (18, student)

in her last year of school and likely about to graduate with a perfect score

founder and president of the first aid club, also head of the student council and an active member on every committee the school has to offer

recently got her driver's license but keeps it a secret so she doesn't have to play chauffeur for her sisters

effectively avoids getting asked out for dates by being very scary™ (and taking jiu jitsu classes since elementary school), she's also your go to person when creepy weirdos won't leave you alone

loves cooking with her sisters and often shares her own recipes with Kanao, she also has her own little corner in Kanae's garden where she plants stuff that she uses to make her own medicine

has a lot on her plate with school and her clubs and some volunteer stuff she does here and there, so she goes to the local animal shelter once a week to cuddle and play with the cats and dogs there, it's her little safe zone to unwind and she doesn't tell anyone about it

the biggest fan of psychological thrillers you will ever meet

Tokito Muichiro (14, student)

in eighth grade and no one knows how he did it but everyone suspects that his brother took at least some of his exams in his place

he's not bad at school per se but he just can't memorize stuff, you're lucky if he knows your name after sitting next to each other for six months

is a member of the cooking club tho and absolutely thriving there, he never goes by recipe and creates the most delicious things but he won't tell anyone his secret ingredients because he can't remember them either

absolutely loves visiting his friends' houses, he's so happy seeing how their rooms reflect them

followed Yuichiro everywhere all throughout elementary school, then made his first friend in fifth grade (Tanjiro of course) and has been getting more and more independent ever since

constantly misses bus stops or takes trains in the wrong direction and is always late because of it, however he has also acquired an extensive knowledge of the town and can give you directions to pretty much everywhere

tries his very best to remember his friends' birthdays but forgets his own every year because it just kinda slips his mind that he has the same birthday as Yuichiro

[spinnysocks]

random lion guard outlanders hc's! :3

under the cut because Long Post time :D

after the defeat of scar and jasiri becoming queen, she reformed and reconstructed the volcano. her clan (but mostly her) remade it into a more positive space where the outlanders could meet. jasiri makes everyone go to a mandatory summit there lmao

while she's working on it she tells all of the outlanders they can go there anytime to talk to her, but everyone's either too full of pride or don't know her well enough at that point to do so lol. eventually some of them suck it up. no matter the past, jasiri strives to become friends with all of them, not just their queen. she's sweet

i feel like after janja's clan joins jasiri's, janja might still want an important role, but boy does everyone know it's not gonna be lead hunter or anything lmao. i actually feel like he'd be a real good caretaker/pupsitter while most of the clan is out hunting, but he does enjoy patrolling around their territory and the outlands every now and then despite basically being banned from hunting lmao

i saw from a hc from a post once (can't find it atm) that mzingo joins jasiri and janja in hunting! i think that's cute because it's like a 'raven helping wolf for the benefit of both' dynamic. i love jasiri and mzingo's alliance/friendship so much. i'd even go as far to say what mzingo is to jasiri is a bit like what zazu is to simba, except mzingo still has his parliament to care for so he's not always around. but still

this one may be a tiny bit ooc... but i think it'd be so funny if jasiri forced the henchmen & goigoi to make a 'Sorry For Plotting To Eat You' party for thurston. it's funny bc he's still completely oblivious like, "but you DIDN'T eat me, right?" and they just choose not to remind him that the guard had to save him from them 💀 even funnier that it's barely a party and more of a formal apology yet he still has a good time

the skinks, ushari, sumu and kenge are their own friend group. they all say they hate one another, but they care about each other more than anyone :)

each of them used to live in different spots all over the outlands but then they all ended up living the cave(?) equivalent of Right Next Door, likely after scar was destroyed and the outlands reformed. njano is the sorta guy to walk into any of their homes uninvited in the middle of the night and ask if they're awake bc shupavu ain't gonna put up with her roommate's late night questions/antics lmao

since the crocs are... not the best at showing their true feelings, every month or so kiburi and his float bring a big catch to the other outlanders as a sign of their alliance... and also to show off a bit. for the hyenas, jackals and vultures who live primarily off of small things, it's like the equivalent of a massive turkey dinner. the crocs used to just Straight Up Leave as soon as they gave the food, but they're learning to stick around

in fact staying for those 'dinners' was how tamka came up with the idea to get something out of his passion for acting. he notices madoa, reirei and goigoi struggling with wema, tunu, dogo and kijana. he's like, "hey, wait... if we're bringin' them food for bein' nice... maybe i can get somethin' in return for entertaining the little ones!" and thus, from that day on, he became a pup sitter!

and you know what? he's actually really good at it! the pups can't tell/don't really care whether he's "acting" or not, cause tamka is the best climbing frame they've ever had in their LIFE. credit to @devilsrecreation once again for inspiring this, especially of tamka giving piggyback rides! i imagine nduli kinda gets in on the fun of entertaining the kiddos too while kiburi and neema glance at each other from the sidelines wondering how they got to this point of their float playing with pups 😭

i imagine at some point a river that runs the small amount of water that goes into the outlands suddenly stops, and jasiri brings like everyone with her to go find out what happened. most of them are pretty reluctant to leave the outlands at all, but they can't survive without the water for long, especially the crocs. so they're all forced on this big trip for their survival. i guess this would be the outlanders version of 'the journey to the tree of life'

in reference to this au, nduli leads the way as shenzi is guiding him! i like the idea that because the outlands are all kinds of animals- especially with a hyena in reign- he has the ability to see and talk to other species that are ghosts, or whatever mufasa is lol. ghost shenzi just shows up whenever she wants instead of nduli 'summoning' her and gives the most vague directions ever before she peaces out again. it drives nduli and jasiri into complete confusion and frustration about where the heck they're going lmao

also they're like halfway through the journey before janja even realises nduli is literally talking to his mom. it's probably a pretty bittersweet moment when nduli successfully summons shenzi so that she can talk to janja and the hyenas. banzai and ed greet them too :)

despite everyone's grumbles they get the water back, with many of them having to save one another from various perilous things, cuz bonding lol. i imagine they all get to put their skills to use too. also we all know the skinks would have to be saved the most cuz they're tiny little instigators

expect more of these. every time i think i'm done with all my ideas another one pops into my head lol

[hugheses]

April 11, 2023: Devils star Jack Hughes on points record, Pride Night controversy, brotherly love and more I The Rush

Jared Quay: And you leading like the leader boards of the family. Man, you were the first overall selection. When your brothers are seventh and fourth, do you brag about that or are you keeping humble?

Jack Hughes: No, I can’t because, I mean, they're both studs in their own right. You know, like if I brag about that then Quinn can brag about something else, and Luke's got something on top of us. Like you just said, Quinn's the fastest D to hit 200 assists. I haven't hit 200 assists yet, so he's got that over me. There's always something. But even in the summers now, I know it's super competitive and a lot of fun playing each other.

Jared Quay: What's up, everybody? I'm here with New Jersey Devils Center Jack Hughes. Welcome to the show, Jack. How you doing today?

Jack Hughes: Thanks, I'm doing great. How are you?

Jared Quay: I'm doing good, but not as good as you because you're currently tied for the Devils single season record of 96 points. So my question is, how badly do you want to break that tie at home?

Jack Hughes: Yeah, we got two games left, so I really want to break it at home. But, um-

Jared Quay: But you want to break it on the road, then you don’t get the cheers, it’s more boos. You want to get where the fans, y'know, standing ovation and whatnot, Right?

Jack Hughes: Hey, we'll take it how we can get it.

Jared Quay: Your brother Quinn recently became the fastest defenseman in NHL history to reach 200 assists. And now your little brother Luke just signed with the Devils. So my question is, how much did you guys compete being this athletic as a family?

Jack Hughes: Yeah, our house was a war zone growing up, you know, we'd always have friends in the house and you know, it'd be a bunch of guys running around in whatever sport it was. We were really competitive. It's pretty ridiculous. Now, looking back at it felt like, you know, when you're just a kid, you're like, just enjoying sports. Then, you know, now the three of us are in the NHL. So, it's pretty crazy and really special.

Jared Quay: One of your brothers on your team, man. What's it like to be out there with Luke on the ice?

Jack Hughes: Yeah, it's great. You know, he he actually signed his contract two days ago, so he was at Michigan and then he just signed. And hopefully he's going to play his first game here pretty soon. So it's just like.

Jared Quay: Is he your roommate now, though? Is he like--

Jack Hughes: Oh yeah […] Big bro is taking care of him.

Jared Quay: So as far as the roommate how short is his leash right? Like if he's leaving his shoes all over the place and washing dishes, I'm out of here.

Jack Hughes: No, I got to let the young guy have a little leash, you know? I'll let him do his thing.

Jared Quay: Oh, okay, man, You're a good brother. […] You your team participated in its annual Pride night in December. But this season, a bunch of players and some entire NHL teams have declined to participate. Are you surprised to see this kind of change?

Jack Hughes: The team I play for the Devils, we really support that. And you know, we're a really welcoming organization. So I think a bunch of the guys on our team, were looking forward to that. And you know, obviously with how we grew up, my family really supports that too. So I can't speak for other teams. But, you know, I know in New Jersey that was a night that I think everyone on our team is really welcoming and they know it's really important. So it wasn't even a thought about not doing it for us.

Jared Quay: A few weeks ago, golfer Brooks Koepka was at a Panthers game and started heckling one of the players. Have you ever been heckled and have you ever heckled anyone else at any professional events?

Jack Hughes: No. You don't take it personal. I mean, we have pretty rowdy fans in New Jersey, so we like when they get on them. But man, it's part of sports. Like, I remember growing up, we used to love that. Like going to, like, Leafs games is pretty like, that's pretty wild.

Jared Quay: So if there was an event that was like that, you did go to, who's one person you would heckle?

Jack Hughes: Some of my boys that play on different teams in the NHL I'd love to heckle like if I got like a disguise and go in the crowd-- but I wouldn’t be like ripping some NBA player. That's that's not my style. I just enjoy it.

[cyberabbit]

For the character ask game, please could you do Ness?

Oh absolutely, I'm already one step away from writing a Ness manifesto!

I love Ness so much. His design right away- dead behind the eyes, soft, and something about him coming through as small despite being a pro football player. With everything from chapter 361.

2. That he got into football off the back of wanting to believe in everyday magic. It's cute.

3. It's not about him, but I hate the position he's sitting in of being blindly loyal to Kaiser. I hope he gets to make more friends.

4. He seems like someone misplaced a Dangan Ronpa character, but he deserves better. My first fandom was Shaman King and I think he'd be a great character in that.

5. Both "Fast Car" by Tracey Chapman and "Would?" by Alice in Chains.

6. AHAHAHAHA WOW OK. Ness is the other character in Blue Lock I look at and go oh no, same. We both attach ourselves easily to people and can't tell that they don't always have our best interests at heart.

7. Blue Lock fans are really good at writing Ness' unhinged responses to others, especially in relation to Kaiser. I don't think he's above putting thumbtacks in Isagi's cleats.

8. The fandom can have a habit of going to extremes with him - either making him completely soft-pure-innocent, or making him aggressively unhinged to the point he's unrecognisable. Yes, he's been heavily manipulated from being isolated and daydreaming, but he's still had all those other interactions with other characters- he still sabotages and threatens for the sake of someone else.

9. Probably couldn't be roommates with him. One of us would fly off the handle for a small reason and it'd come crumbling down. Also, two people prone to attaching in unhealthy relationships are probably a housemate match in hell.

10. Absolutely friends though! We're both the kind of weirdos who'd get into spooky LARP, make up fantasy worlds and infodump about witchcraft history while kicking a ball around.

11. Ness is very much not my type of partner! I couldn't handle someone idolising me, or tolerate Kaiser being a factor.

12. He's still an avid reader, and will devour both romantic fantasy and magical realism fiction. He wants to visit Disneyland with friends, particularly Kaiser. Also I'm a BPD Ness truther.

13. While :> makes me think of him, I think he'd use ❤️ a lot!

14. He's a dark academica girlie, but not the grey-beige kind. He's the intersection of the nerd-goth axis. Dark academia at Halloween.

15. I like Kainess because it's radioactive levels of toxic. I think he needs to be on his own and have friends before he needs a relationship, really, but I think Kurona/Ness is cute (+ I read a fic where Hiori was involved too). Nanase/Ness could be cute too?

16. There isn't a Ness ship I don't like. There isn't really much for him beyond Kaiser, Isagi and Kurona!

17. Isagi/Ness. It's fine I guess? I just wouldn't read it. It'd be cool if they became friends though.

18. Ness doesn't really have anything in the way of other relationships in canon, and the one he does have... ooft no, too relatable.

19. I don't dislike it, I think it's great in the story, but how his relationship with Kaiser is makes me so sad.

20. Nanase! Give Ness an emotional support Nanase! I think he'd be good friends with Kurona and Hiori too... maybe even Bachira. Add him to the Just Little Guys gang. Especially because I don't think Hiori would tolerate him exploding, but handle it well.

21. He's fun to write when you explore his interests outside of football! I like to imagine how he'd dress, decorate his space, and how football is part of it but not the same as characters like Barou or Isagi where football is football- with Ness, it's part of his daydreaming and attempts to connect with the world around him in a whimsical way. Sometimes when I write him I feel like I focus on him being mentally ill that it clouds writing everything else when they should all actually be interacting together.

22. My fic likes & dislikes are the same as my answers to how I feel about his fandom interpretation!

23. The panel where he's smiling at Kaiser in the shower. Did it ever actually happen? Who knows.

24. Mikan Tsumiki from Dangan Ronpa. Kaiser is just Junko Enoshima. Trust me on this one.

25. I thought he was cute and absolutely unhinged. Now it's sort of the same but I think he deserves a blanket, a hug and a big pretzel.

26. I truly hope Ness realises his worth and Kaiser has to come to terms with losing him!

[hypermoyashi]

WOLFWOOD HOURS! 4, 8, 9, 21

HELLO THANK YOU!!! I love Wolfwood ;~;

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

Oh man that's hard?? I mean, I like AUs, so it'd be fun to see him in a fantasy or battle royale scenario maybe? Taking him and putting him into ridiculous scenarios is also fun!

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

Hmmm nothing I've seen in the fandom often has really rubbed me the wrong way. The one thing that comes to mind is that one person who was gross about him because they liked Vashmeryl more than Vashwood??? Like. Both ships are good. You don't need to put one for the other.

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

ekrngkjreng maybe? I don't think I'd be down for second-hand smoke but I also feel like he'd be polite about it.

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

I think my favorite thing in writing him is exploring his emotional hangups and insecurities. A lot of people tend to focus on Vash (who I adore, nothing wrong about that), but Wolfwood has a lot of really interesting stuff to explore, too! Like even if you don't look at him from a Catholic guilt angle, if you think about Vashwood--him slowly falling in love with the guy he's supposed to protect and betray, but he can't just Leave, and they don't talk about it because it's Vash and Wolfwood... Like how must that feel? To see someone so kind and so deserving of more, wanting to give it to him, but feeling like you can't? Feeling like you'll never be good enough for him because he is staunchly against killing, because he's good like that, and you're so steeped in blood you can't remember a time when your hands were clean. He's a monster that became the best of humanity, and you're a human who was forced and molded into one of humanity's worst monsters. But at the end of the day, you also know he's the kind of person who will forgive you, no matter what you've done or what you will do. That he'll love you no matter what, because even if you don't feel like you deserve it, he thinks you do. And then it turns out he has the exact same issue where he doesn't feel like he deserves you either. And you understand on a bone deep level but also you Do Not Understand how he can think that about himself.

HE GIVES ME FEELINGS OKAY rjengkjrengjkreng

Thank you so much for the ask game!!! I am sorry if I went off too much about Wolfwood and Vashwood, I have. Thoughts.

[blood-and-pizza]

(I'm that anon who asked about foxy and bonnie)

I personally always imagined them to be "frienemies" who couldn't stand each other at first but then slowly became closer

also the fact that they're basically roommates in ucn -- in my little unfinished au where animatronics are actual anthropomorphic animals a similar event is exactly what made them to get closer, there's still a lot of tension (gay tension too *cough cough*) but currently they're something like kaveh and haytham from genshin

I know nothing about Genshin Impact, but I'll take your word for it.

To be honest, I can see Foxy and Bonnie in an enemies-to-friends-to-lovers arc in an AU. It'd be a fun little dynamic to explore.

From what I've gathered about Bonnie, he's a laid-back guy who isn't afraid to joke around. Foxy is more shy, I think. More reclusive. But once he opens up, he's adventurous, unpredictable, cunning, clever. I think he'd be fun to be around, honestly. I can see most of the tension between Foxy and Bonnie stemming from Bonnie not quite understanding Foxy, but then once he gets to know him, he likes him a lot.

I really, really wanna make another AU where the animatronics are all anthros but... I can't decide whether to include human characters, or to just make everyone a furry. Both are tempting. Exploring the different relationships between the characters would be fun...

[wolvies-claws]

okokok so oc #2 right, kinda gotta give bg info

so like she's based off the unknown player glitch from splatoon 2 which is caused due to an unstable connection or a damaged cartridge that makes a player disconnect but like only partially?? so their player slot is replaced with a level 1 inkling girl named ???????? :)

so yeah it's name is literally eight question marks

or u can shorten it to ???

or or player unknown

so right ???'s whole thing is like,, it's so unassuming and average looking no one would question it

but if you look for too long it starts to look... off

like yeah it just looks like a normal level 1 player, but.. those eyes seem almost too dark. that smile almost too wide.

and then you load into a match with it and it is almost immediately removed by security staff for some unknown to you reason but now ur just pissed that ur down a team mate, it's gonna be hard to win now and- hold on what'd that kid look like again? what'd it say her name was??

so yeah due to low key being a glitch interacting with her kinda fucks with ur head and once she's gone most people don't even remember it

it's a very friendly glitch tho ^^ if you ever get to talk to her for more than 20 seconds

she does use her off putting-ness on purpose sometimes tho, like just to fuck with ppl

it doesn't really have any friends tho, and it can't play ink battles with out being removed

sooo instead she follows her weird roommate around :D he thinks he's being haunted and honestly its really funny so

it and their other roommate are friends too but they have like an actual job unlike clams and plyr ukn doesn't want to watch them doing customer service shit all day so clams is much more fun to follow

also he's seemed upset recently so,,

it sucks ass that she's banned from battles cuz it'd actually be pretty good at them !!! it's just got a natural talent for them ig so even tho it's literally level 1 if she fought with someone she wouldn't like suck ass lol

tho she is kinda stuck with a splattershot Jr forever bc Sheldon refuses to sell her shit

it doesn't like to follow clams to salmon run shifts, mostly because it's actually really hard to sneak onto the grizzco boat but also bc she just has a bad feeling about grizzco in general

before she had roommates to follow around she'd mostly just hang around inkopolis square, just to chill or to freak people out, or trying to sneak into turf war

it's a pretty good pickpocket, though she mostly does this to get food and drink tickets for crusty Sean's

it became roommates with the other 2 by asking clams and he was like 'uhhh sure lol' and then as soon as it was out of sight he completely forgot who she was but this did not stop it from moving in and claiming the unused top bunk bed in clams and perri's apartment

also ??? has like rlly bad audio processing problems like they fr gotta ask you to repeat something like 5 times before it registers

oki that's all for now bc I have school in 4 hours :)

this is the best thing thats ever happened to me i love the rambles

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Naughty November Day 11

Collected Tweetfics from the 11th day of my Naughty November project. Themes for this set: Bi-Curiosity - Primal/Rough - Bondage Hope you enjoy the little bites of smut!

It'd started as a game. Now JAlter was pushed to her limits just trying to keep up. She'd unlocked something wild in Jeanne, pushing her 'innocent' counterpart into a primal heat that threatened to scorch her to the core. Screaming, JAlter came again. Jeanne howled with her!

Wrists cuffed to the spreader bar behind her back, Kim knelt on the bed. Clamps teased her nipples and a bullet buzzed between her legs. Once she was set, Ron kissed the top of her head, ran a finger over her clit, then left to watch a movie. She'd be ready when he came back.

It's mating season, and Nidalee's chosen you as her mate. Down on all fours, her back arched impossibly, she throws herself back against you, meeting every thrust with a feral intensity that has you certain one load won't be enough to satiate this kitty. She'll want it all!

Catching Selina and Dick in the midest of the wildest, hardest sex she'd ever seen sent conflicting needs through Babs's head. She wasn't sure which of them she wanted more. So she split the difference. Offering her ass up to Dick, she sucked his cum straight from Selina's cunt!

When her assassination attempt failed, Cheshire found herself right up and personal with Batman, both of them breathing hard. They could've kept fighting... Pinning her to the bed, he drove his hips forward, pounding into her as she bucked up against him, growling for more!

"I'm not so sure about this..." Shikanosuke eyed the dick bouncing inches from his face. "Shouldn't this be a solo class?" "Nah!" Hebiko giggled, kissing Kotarou's head. "I like group lessons!" For somebody hesitant to start, Shikanosuke sucked dick like a pro! With Kelly's fat ass clapping with every thrust, B170 was too caught up in the moment to think about it when Jerome's thick cock slide into his ass. Only later, as cum ran down his cheeks, did he realized he'd just been fucked by a guy. Huh... He looked at Jerome. "Round two?"

Last night had been so wild Asuna hadn't bothered to untie herself after they'd finished. She'd just passed out. When woke she was sore, still tied up, and hungry. Knocking cereal into a dog bowl, she was three bites in before she realized eating like this was making her wet.

"Iigabis me!" A flick of her wrists sent a streamer of ropes shooting from the end of her wand. In seconds, Hermione was bound in intricate knots that displayed as well as restrained. Grinning, she looked at Luna and Ginny. "We doing this hen night right or what?"

She'd had plenty of guys tell her 'she just needed the right dick' but this was the first time Kate actually wanted to try one. Well, not one... Caught between Batwing and Azrael, her body their battlefield, Kate had to admit it was fun. Be better if they had tits though...

When it came time for Ben to perform his husbandry duty to Looma, she would not be content for a simple pump and dump. If he was to bed her, it would be like a warrior, with plenty of aggression and passion. He would breed her properly, or he would break in the attempt!

Accepting the dark side showed Rey the true pleasures of the galaxy. Pleasure she was eager to impart on her new subordinates. Phasma hung from the binders, legs spread. Power licked at her clit, and she moaned into the gag. Moans became screams as Rey took her fully.

It was purely for science. Stephanie had only dated women until now. So had Kevin. So this was new to both of them. They swore it. But if that was true, these two roommates were the two best natural cock suckers you'd ever met! Balls twitching, you came a fifth time.

Being created it was entirely possible his heat cycle had been engineered into Stitch. If it had, Nani was gonna have a long talk with Jamba. Just as soon as she got feeling back in her legs. And as long as she was stuck in bed anyway... She started sucking Stitch hard again.

Adam was a gentle lover, even as the Beast. It was sweet at first. Was... Grabbing his hands, Belle brought them up to her own throat. "Choke me! I want it rough. I want to hurt tomorrow. Fuck, I want to hide bruises when I talk to the girls next week. I. Want. To. FUCK!"

It wasn't just a fat ass the Imperial agent gave Bo-Katan. It was damned sensitive! Every time she got near him, he'd swat her ass and she'd double over fighting back a climax. She was gonna wring his little neck! Just *AH* as soon as she stopped cumming!