#I just play a silly role

[drum-cu-naluci]

să vă ferească Dumnezeu să aveți vreodată o problemă și să nu aveți refleze de antilopă când mergeți pe stradă prin București cøæ ai dracu ei dacă nu sunt în stare să te trântească și să meargă mai departe peste tine

[a-non-event]

"I'm not wasting tears missing someone who never missed me."

[restistance]

this man definitely loves rolling his eyes a lot

[sciderman]

Do any of the boys wear jewelry?

Wade seems like the type to have those grandma box full of jewelry but Peter would probably have one pair of earrings for the occasion?? 

they're too broke for any kind of jewellery save for the edible kind

[mummer]

i think it’s really cute that rogue is just some dorky guy from the future who still plays old earth dungeons and dragons and listens to ancient kylie records and has a themed ring and he became a bounty hunter and named himself rogue to be edgy and cool but purely because of dweeb reasons. like if anyone’s a cosplayer it’s him lol. he’s so clearly a soft nerd pretending to be han solo. like yeah he “”has no moral compass”” but he’s basically doing that as longform actual play. this guy definitely saw a wanted poster of jack harkness when he was a teenager and was like “…. i gotta be that guy…..”. 10/10 character concept

[merakiui]

you know how in twst they can sense if someone is magicless?

now imagine there’s a timeskip and you reunite with any of the twst boys and they sense powerful magic within you much to their surprise, only to reveal that it’s not from you but rather the baby growing inside your belly? and they’re like confused at first until they hear a familiar voice slowly approaching them

“that’s because i’m the father” and enters, say, any twst boy you have in mind but i was imagining azul in this scenario, i think it would be kinda funny but also cool cause he seems like the kind of a guy to make a dramatic entrance just to reveal he and the prefect are now in a relationship and expecting

I'd say this is very on brand for Azul considering he had the tweels drop down from seemingly the sky in the Octavinelle manga for this goofy entrance:

He would be so dramatic with the reveal. You know he rehearsed what he'll say in the mirror and he went through so many variations of "I'm the father" just so he can really make an impact and drive this reality home to his and your old schoolmates. But then he also can't stop feeling so smug upon seeing the shocked/envious/upset/etc expressions of his old classmates and the way they're so obviously still lusting after you. He just got lucky (read: he trapped you in a contract) and now he has you all to himself and the two of you are in love forever and will be starting a family together. <3

[danwhobrowses]

Prefacing that, again time zones, I've only been able to glean the latest CR episode and that I do not agree with their in-character opinions on the gods, I'd like to remind fans to try and not get super ugly about their criticism of Ashton Greymoore.

I'll be the first to throw my hands up and say they're among my favourite C3 characters so there may be bias, but I've been getting flashes of the Shard Incident from reactions towards their recent and vocal disdain for the gods. Disagree with them all you want, Taliesin knows that the gods can't simply leave since they're the one who said that the Wildmother would die if she left, but understand that it's a character flaw and if you recall the hardships of their backstory, the unanswered prayers, and that their only exchanges with the gods have required them to do something or, with the Dawnfather Angel, have been met with cold disregard, it's understandable how they got to feeling that way. Ashton has lived alone and been told they don't matter for a lot of their life; no gods, no family, no nurturing presence to guide them, they've been abandoned, used, and - with additional influence by the Dominox accusing them of wanting FCG to die - are currently between blaming themselves and the Changebringer for their closest friend's death.

Make no mistake Ashton is wrong, I think the self-confessed hypocrite with also self-confessed poor morality knows that deep down, or at least knows that they're not the kind of person who should be in charge. Vassalheim is a difficult place for a titan vessel to be in so it is unsure what they will do from here; perhaps investigate the Earth Titan? Commune with the Emperor and Empress? Or maybe be brought to the gods and be able to vent or reconcile with them (and maybe get some closure with FCG, speak with his spirit as like a mediator between the Hells and the Gods)? But it feels like Taliesin is being vocal for a reason, and it's either to invite Matt to challenge it (I've said in other comments but I would love if Ashton found some comfort, not worship or a pact but maybe just a dialogue, in the Everlight: a goddess of healing, temperance and redemption - all of which would help Ashton mentally - as unlikely as it'd be) or find another maybe primordial route to give Ashton a narrative tether towards stopping Predathos.

Let's just, not be cruel about the character, they are more than just their bad trauma and grief-led opinion on gods remember?

[shabeeboothedrawingender]

[oatm3al-c00kies]

can i say something that people will hate me for..... out of those final 3...... stephen should have been the one to go

[babacontainsmultitudes]

I realize that "Blake Lively" is the name of an actress but the first thing that hearing it reminded me of was actually "Dirk Gently" as in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, so I guess that to say it feels like a fitting choice for what his deal appears to be 🧐.

[strahminator]

What do you think of Marks chest size?

Larger than my ex wifes’. It’s ridiculous.

[parthenosvenus]

people often seem to forget that when xl and hc met in Puqi village, hua cheng was not the only one in disguise

[nellasbookplanet]

The funniest kind of critical role "critique" is always going to be the 'they present themselves as if they aren’t rich/a company no I will not give any examples' crowd. Like what does this even mean. They start literally every single episode with informing you they are professional voice actors. They have clearly advertised sponsors. They have an entire line of merch and an animated show. The production value of the set is bonkers. They run a charity foundation. Do you want them to start every episode with a blaring siren and a warning saying 'beware! company run content! we make money!!' Are you just angry that they are friends having fun as they make a living. Do you have any understanding of how money works.

[alieonya]

joey richter playing as characters he was not originally and playing them perfectly is my weakness

[scatterpatter]

I was going to doodle this but brain is refusing to art today so im just writing it out because its been stuck in my head for days

So we've been having fun sometimes drawing our AUs of Robot Masters together and I like to think that my Quick and Cut (Scatter!Quick? Scatter!Cut???) are having SO MUCH fun with it and eventually they're just vibing by themselves and its like

Quick: We should start a babysitting service I'm ngl

Cut: *Snorts* What??? You don't know the first thing about taking care of humans lmao

Quick: No no no not for humans, for robots!

Cut:

Cut, trying so hard not to laugh: What?????

Quick: We could babysit this multiverse's robot masters when they need someone to watch em! I think I'd be pretty good at it ngl

Cut, unable to keep himself from laughing at this point: Quick,,, Quick we were all built to be adults, we don't have childhoods or any point in development to require a babysitting period

Quick: Au contraire! You mean to tell me when we were on our probation period and getting redeemed in the eyes of the government, that we didn't need any supervision?

Cut, practically in tears: wh- A REDEMPTION PROGRAM FOR WILY BOTS ISNT THE SAME AS BABYSITTING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Quick, unable to stifle his own giggles at this point: HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT- ITS SIMILAR THO!!! Besides the redemption programs were kinda lame. If I can babysit other bots tho I can teach them how to do crimes

Cut:

Cut: AND THIS IS YOUR ARGUMENT TO BE TRUSTED WITH OTHER BOTS?????

Quick: Ye :3

[razzle-zazzle]

once again thinking about how growing up in that tomb affects cole's beliefs and ideals in raised by serpentine, more specifically the idea of the constrictai and tomb dwellers as this one big community where everyone gives to the collaborative effort. how that's reflected in cole's own friendliness and desire to Be Involved and Help Out even when he's with the ninja, how community and banding together are important to him. thinking about how earth masters have a semi-celebrated role in the community as Guardians and Pillars of Strength and Peace and Giving, how the legacy cole has to measure up to—one of selflessness and honor—further colors his decisions to the point where he almost fixates on the idea that one day he'll have to pay the ultimate price for the greater good—and how that idea fares against the reality of watching zane do exactly that in rebooted. i just.... augh. cole <3