#I just drink 20ml

[onewhale]

I can’t drink anymore I am starting breathe difficult

[tardis--dreams]

Success: Suckled on a popsicle for like 20 minutes while lying flat on the floor because I lost my ability to stand. Consumed almost a third of the whole thing. Then, being back in bed, managed to drink an estimate of 350ml in the span of an hour by taking mini sips. Felt like heaven ♡

[didnt-hear-idsb-live-again]

what are some of your favorite drinks to make/some beginner drinks that are not too hard to make but are still delicious? i'm at the point where i want to learn to make actual nice drinks for myself and for friends but i honestly dont know where to start

Okay so I have two levels of answers to this question! Also I’m answering in ml because American measurements are dumb af for measuring cocktails, if you’re in the US just know 30ml = 1 standard shot so pour according to that

Level 1: I do not know any classic cocktails at all other than my own bar order (which is fine, I didn’t either really before I started in Melbourne so no judgement!

Classic Daiquiri - the most basic classic cocktail there is, really, but SO good if it’s made with a nicer / non-well dark rum (my favorite is Plantation’s Fiji Blend). Called a bartenders handshake because it’s so simple. 15ml lime juice, 15ml simple syrup, 60ml rum.

Margarita - if you don’t know how to properly make one, now you do! 15ml lime juice, 15ml triple sec (aka orange liqueur, I like Dry Curaçao!), 45ml tequila. Add 2 dashes of hot sauce for a spicy marg

Cosmopolitan - slay version of a vodka cran. 15ml lime juice, 15ml triple sec, 30ml cranberry juice, 45ml vodka.

Tom Collins - a great tall drink if you want something fizzy! 15ml simple syrup, 30ml lemon juice, 45ml gin, top with soda water.

Level 2: I’m familiar with the Hard Basics and was asking for a level above that!

Espresso Martini (this is my recipe and it’s bangin) - 5ml real maple syrup, tiniest ever splash of vanilla extract, 40ml chilled coffee, 30ml coffee liqueur, 45ml vodka

Passionfruit Daiquiri (again, my recipe) - super easy level-up to the classic daiquiri. 15ml lime juice, 20ml passionfruit liqueur (I recommend Chinola if you want a nice one!), 45ml dark or light rum. Dark rum will give it a deeper & more robust flavor profile, which I like. If you want to taste the passionfruit more, go light!

French Martini - this is a great one if you like a fruity drink! You can increase the pineapple juice depending on your fruity preference. 20ml pineapple juice, 20ml raspberry liqueur, 45ml vodka. If you’re looking to up your Vodka game I recommend Reyka - it’s an Icelandic small batch vodka made w melted glacier water, and it’s so incredibly smooth you can almost sip it. Literally nicer than Grey Goose and it’s a very entry level price point avail at most liquor stores. Goes great in this!

Aperol Spritz - you can make an ANYTHING spritz using this recipe and swapping the liqueur. The passionfruit is great for something sweeter! 60ml Aperol, 30ml soda water, 90ml sparkling wine

Hope this helps bestie! You can go a LONG way with adding sugar, lemon juice, lime juice, and one liqueur to your liquor cabinet. A general archetype a lot of classic cocktails follow is 15ml of something sweet, 15ml of a citrus, 45ml of alcohol if the sweet thing was alcoholic, 60ml if it wasn’t.

I also love the free app coupe for discovering classic cocktails!

[procalpal]

21 September 2024 | Saturday

Start 7:10AM | CW 51.75kg

Breakfast (7:30AM)

Banana (100g) pancakes with vanilla protein powder (15g), a teaspoon of cinnamon, and an egg.

A bowl of light greek yoghurt (100g)

A cup of coffee soy milk (20ml) and honey (5g)

Cal: 327 | Protein: 30.5g

Break (10:50AM)

A cup of tea with soy milk (20ml) and honey (5g)

Cal: 30 | Protein: 1g

Snack (4:30PM)

2 slices of quinoa rice cakes

A cup of chia seed water (12g)

Cal: 100 | Protein: 3.5g

Thoughts: I had work from 9-1pm, I thought about only having breakfast today. After work, I busied myself by cleaning my apartment, going to gym whilst waiting for my vacuum cleaner to charge. I jogged for around 30 mins. Eventually, after coming back from the gym I did get a little bit hungry. So I finished off my cleaning then had my snack. My craving for chocolate is making me insane. I cannot think of anything but chocolate. Every part of my being wants to break and just buy some maltesers and a packet of oreos, but I'm really trying to control myself. It's so damn hard especially restricting what I am eating (not having lunch), all I can think about are my cravings.

Dinner (5:15PM)

Tuna pancake with tuna in springwater (70g) with egg and onion.

Vegetable soup just like the previous nights with frozen mixed vegetables (110g), onion, garlic and chillies. With a cube of chicken stock.

Sriracha for sauce for the pancake.

A probiotic drink - yakult.

Cal: 228 | Protein: 25.9g

Thoughts: I ate a little bit early but at this point, even though my limit is 1200 calories, I've barely reached that amount. So I did eat early as I was quite hungry.

Snack (6:00PM)

Mug cake with sweetener (4g), rolled oats (15g), vanilla protein powder (15g), cocoa powder (5g), a teaspoon of baking powder and 50ml of water.

Bananas on top (35g)

I ate the rest of the banana so that equaled to (65g).

Some banana bread (24g)

A slice of the quinoa rice cracker with melted dark chocolate (15g)

A cup of tea with soy milk (20ml) and honey (5g)

Frozen mandarins (80g)

Cal: 454 | Protein: 20.3g

Thoughts: God, by this point, my cravings are all over the place. The feeling is so strong. I try hardest to stop it but I just can't. I still opt for healthier options. And luckily I did restrict earlier so I had plenty of calories to waste and still ended up with less than my limit. I'm not proud but also, it is bittersweet, I almost lost control, but I was able to stay under my cal limit. Every part of my being wanted to buy oreos though. I definitely will for my metab day tomorrow.

[drinkacefahz]

Do you think any amateur could handle a drink like this?

Amour-propre Effervesce | Fizz, Floral, Fandom

Suletta wouldn’t drink, but Guel Jeturk would despite, imo, probably not enjoying the taste of alcohol. However, there’s a classic cocktail that's PERFECT for that -- the Ramos Gin Fizz, which I retemplated to include both an interesting purple sweetener and several layers of floral flavors including rose, with a glorious fluffy crown worthy of the Dilanza’s feather. The floral layers and variety of aromatics feels distinctly appropriate in G Witch, especially for a character like Guel. 

However, the Ramos Gin Fizz isn’t for the Miorines of the cocktail world; it requires some careful prep, and takes a lot of upper arm strength and time shaking. So much like Guel had some... mechanical assistance imposed on him, we’re going to use a great hack established by famous cocktail bar Death & Co. We are going to use a whipped cream dispenser and force-nitro the cocktail to emulsify and foam up, without the hellish amount of shaking. However,  it’s important to follow these instructions carefully.

Note: Alternate creams/vegan foaming agents may not provide the desired effect, due to the importance of the proteins in both the cream and the egg white. If you want to make this a mocktail, you can use your favorite tea in place of gin and omit the creme de violette. 

SPECIAL EQUIPMENT: A Whipped-Cream Dispenser and Nitrous Oxide cartridges(8grm). These don’t need to be industrial grade, iSi whippers -- As long as its not the style marketed as the “Easywhip” with the spout right on top, look below for an example of the shape it should be. These can be bought online, or at culinary supply stores, or your local tobacco/vape shop or adult novelty store. Please DO NOT POINT TOWARDS SELF OR OTHERS WHILE SCREWING IN THE GAS CANISTER, AND ALIGN THE THREADING ON THE CANISTER HOLDER CAREFULLY TO MINIMIZE RISK OF VENTING COLD GAS FROM AN IMPROPER PUNCTURE. 

Step 1: Place serving glass in freezer. 

Step 2. Place the following ingredients in your whipped cream dispenser. 

2 fl oz or 60ml Gin 

0.5 fl oz or 15 ml Lemon Juice

0.5 fl oz or 15 ml Lime Juice

1 Dropper Bittermens Orange Cream Citrate*

.75ml Old Forester Hummingbird Rose & Citrus Bitters [or 2 dashes preferred floral bitters]

0.33 fl oz or 10ml Creme de Violette

1 fl oz or 30ml Blueberry Puree Syrup (I used Reál) 

1 Egg White or 20ml liquid pasteurized egg white

0.75 fl oz or 22.5 ml Heavy Cream

1 drop Orange Blossom Water

1 drop Rosewater

*You can substitute 1 dash orange bitters[Angostura Orange preferable] and 3 drops vanilla extract if necessary or just omit

Have glass ready to receive. 

Add a couple ice cubes and screw on cap tightly. Take 1 8 gram nitrous oxide charger. Common brands include Whip-Its, Bestwhip, and Leland. Insert charger into holder and screw in until you hear it vent into the dispenser.  Give it a few gentle shakes. 

Add about half an ounce of chilled seltzer or soda water to the bottom of frozen glass.  Turn whip cream dispenser so spout is directly facing down and gently -- GENTLY -- press the lever to release. It should take about a minute or so to mostly fill the glass.

After filling or mostly filling the glass, let sit for 2-4 minutes, ideally in freezer. Then make small divot  in foam and slowly pour in about .5-1 ounces or so of soda water. The foam should rise and not collapse if properly made and a straw inserted should stand up straight. 

Lastly, if you desire, as a little nod to Guel’s iconic look, use an atomizer or spray bottle to spritz Peychaud’s bitters on top of the foam. Serve with a spoon to enjoy all the foam. 

Credit is due to Death & Co for originating the nitro-Gin-Fizz, David Wondrich’s Imbibe for all I could ever want or need to know about Fizzes, and this Cocktail Contessa Mocktail for the blueberry syrup inspiration. 

[tari-makes-drinks]

Another update. Yesterday I tried the pre-mixed "daquiri" cocktail (no idea what flavor beyond that it was cloudy yellow that's all I know). It was 200ml 20% and was rum-based. Was the most swallowable of the things I tried so far, but was still not quite truly pleasant to drink. I ended up pouring lemonade and mango juice into the bottle after every swig to dilute it further and further.

When I had the 2 50mls the day before, I felt maybe a little bit relaxed? When I had this cocktail I felt neutral with a slight headache. I'm starting to think I won't get any good benefits of drunkenness when I try more alcohol.

OK, so I'm a little torn here. Lemme go ahead and lay down the science (in brief):

The typical shot is 50mL@40%. That's 20mL of pure alcohol. The human body (typically) processes one "drink" (call it 20mL here. There's a bunch of definitions and I encourage you to research this more.) per hour.

Based on your numbers, I'd say you ended up drinking through two drinks. Based on your previous asks, I expect this probably took you 2-3 hours to choke through.

All this is to say, you're barely getting into relaxed, and nowhere near tipsy. Now I can't in good conscience tell you that you just need to drink more, and tbh I doubt you're going to end up liking it. But. That's why nothing is happening.

There's no shame in not liking alcohol tbh. I wish I knew more good mocktails to recommend you, but that's not really my forte. I encourage you to continue experimenting with all forms of gastronomy, alcoholic or not.

[inkdragonn]

Hey I usually don't post vent topics on here but i need advice.

So my mom almost overdosed me the other night but when I talked to her about it she called me over dramatic and told me I wouldn't have died.

More detail:

I had a headache so I asked my mom, however my mom was 3 drinks in. She did anyways but instead of giving me Tylenol like i asked for, she gave me Allergy relief and told me to take one whole of those liquid medicine cups and drink it. But when she left I checked and realized it wasn't Tylenol. The cup was a 10-20ml cup and the allergy relief said not to take 20ml in 24hours.

I know I probably wouldn't have died but just the idea of "what if she gave me something stronger than allergy relief, I be in a hospital" makes me nervous.

This isn't the first time she or my dad has been irresponsible though. I have 2 books full of vent stuff.

[thepsynok]

✨1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die Series ✨ Album: Machito Artist: Kenya Genre: #AfroJazz #CubanJazz #Jazz #LatinJazz ℹ️About The Album : Frank Raul Grillo, also known as Machito, was the leader of The Afro-Cubans, a fiery definitive Latin-jazz big band, released this masterpiece in 1957. 💭Thoughts : I am frankly shocked to find no Wikipedia page for this album and whatever I did find were less than savoury reviews. Blimey! This is an excellent album, Damnit ! There haven’t been many instrumental albums that have me grinning and exclaiming in revelatory euphoria. The album is just amazing. Highly recommended, just put it on while you’re cooking or cleaning. (Yes, I’m looking at you 🐒 , play it already!) 🍸Goes Best With : Let’s make ourselves a Latin cocktail to drink to the heritage of this album. We’re going to make ourselves a Pisco Sour; Add 70ml Pisco, 25ml Lemon Juice, 20ml Simple Syrup and 1 egg white to a cocktail shaker, shake till a foam appears and then pour it into an old fashioned glass, garnish it with a slice of lemon. Enjoy ! Favourite Tracks: 🔥Congo Mulence, 🔥Kenya, 🔥 Canonology, 🔥Blues La Machito, 🔥Conversation, 🔥Minor Rama. Featured Tracks: ✨Congo Mulence, ✨Minor Rama #Kenya #Machito #Pesco #Latin #PiscoSour #Music #MusicReview #KANSASreviews #Musik_Co_ #TasteYourMusic #PsyNok #Psyn0k #FavouriteTracks #1001AlbumsToHearBeforeYouDie https://www.instagram.com/p/CpdJQ5xv_HY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[myanxietyhasanxiety]

As someone addicted to vapes I approve this message. If your not addicted, DONT START. if you think it's "cool" or "attractive", ITS NOT. If you think "it's not as bad as smoking cigarettes", IT IS. If you think there's no second hand issues, THERE ARE!!

And for the sweet love of god to any parents, aunts or uncles, older siblings, even grandparents fuck it ive seen older people vape too, DO NOT VAPE AROUND YOUR OR ANY KIDS OR IN ANY PUBLIC SPACES WITH KIDS. CHILDREN LIKE TO EMULATE ADULTS THEY LOOK UP TO! VAPES ARE EASIER TO SNEAK FROM YOU THAN CIGARETTES!! COMING FROM A PAST KID THAT SNUCK THEIR MOTHERS VAPE!!>:( "oh well it's not as bad as smoking a cig-" I DONT CARE WHAT MEDIA HAS SAID IT ISNT! AND THEY WILL TAKE THAT "SAFER" MENTALITY AS AN EXCUSE TO START THAT!!

Vapes have MORE nicotine than a cigarette!! Making them MORE addictive and HARDER to quit!

"A 20mg/ml vape, with 40mg of nicotine, is therefore the equivalent of smoking one or two packs of 20 cigarettes"

^^AND MOST BOTTLES ON SHELVES ARE 50-55MG/ML!!

It's genuinely so difficult to quit vaping and when your out you will do anything for that buzz. When I moved to a new location and couldn't get one for about a month you know what my addiction riddled ass did? I puffed on a 2 month old disposable that was so burnt it tasted like gasoline and stole puffs off my boyfriend's cigarettes. Why? Because that buzz is more addictive than any drink, orgasm, or other drug I have experienced. This is not saying to use other drugs without a prescription or if your over the legal age for alcohol or anything legal in your area, this is to put into perspective just how hard it is to drop.

Vaping is not cool. Smoking is not cool. Drugs are not cool. Not even marijuana, and this is coming from an avid medical user. I want you to get this out of your head right now. fuck media that shows people, especially the "cool" characters vaping or smoking, alot of the larger film/tv companies are partially funded by big tobacco so they try to glorify it than follow it up with a truth campaign ad that have some evidence to show to have the opposite effect.

This isn't someone fear mongering. This isnt your mom saying to not be like the other kids. This is someone who has the claws of nicotine deep in my soul from the age of 14 trying to urge you to not let it get that grip on you too. Use this information as you will. Just make your choices for you. Don't let people pressure you, as cheesy as it is to say just say no and if they don't accept that it shows how little they actually care about you as a person. Drugs need consent too. You wouldn't let someone peer pressure you into sex or a relationship you don't want, and you don't want a relationship, or even a one night stand with nicotine so don't let someone set up a blind date with an addiction that very easily could follow you the rest of your life.

If that all doesn't convince you let's close with some quick math.

$20-30 Average cost of disposable e-cigarette

$15 - average cost of a refillable pod or a 5 pack of coils for a swappable pod(usually can be used 5-10 refills/coil dependant on brand before becoming unsafe)

$30 - average cost of a 20ml bottle of juice(roughly 1-4 weeks supply dependant on amount used)

Assuming your only buying disposables with light usage that would be:

$30 a week x 4.2 weeks $126 per month

$126 a month x 12 months = $1,512 per year, equivalent to a month of rent in most US territories or buying a used car

(this next part is more personal experience not from the website, different depending on usage, system, wattage, and juice type used)

Assuming you use a pod system, let's go on the lower end for this one assuming 10-20 puffs 3-5 times a day at low wattage

You need 1-2 pods or coils a month, and 1-2 20ml vape juice bottle a month

$15-30 + $30 = $45-60 per month with a high quality system that doesn't need frequent pod/coil changes

$45-60 x 12 months = $540-720 per year. This would be equal to buying the latest phone or a mid-range laptop. And this is just light usage!

If this makes it to your page please reblog. Vaper or not, I want people to hear what I wish I heard before I started or when it was early enough I didn't need it from the second I woke up to the second I fell asleep.

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[abagofpennies]

Tired, burnt out, sad

On 11th July, I made the decision to start weaning off breastfeeding.

The thought came because I was feeling very tired from having to wake up in the middle of the night to pump. Especially so on 11th July when I woke up at 3.30AM, but couldnt fall back asleep at all. Ended up tossing and turning till 5+AM and disturbing my husband from his sleep. Ended up not sleeping at all. Both husband and I went for a run at 6.30AM because it was futile to go back to sleep.

I was so thankful that he was able to work from home that day. But deep down I knew in my heart that this was not sustainable. I'm really not sure how do other people do it. Before I began my breastfeeding journey, I had thought that breastfeeding should come as a breeze - because this was how God designed it. I also read up a lot on how to breastfeed, and have also bought the necessary tools to help me on this journey.

This journey for me hasn't been a breeze - and I'm sure it wasn't for many others as well. It started with baby not being able to latch properly, and every time I woke up to pump, I am facing a machine and scrolling through social media. It made me less motivated to continue as I was facing a machine instead of my child.. It didn't help that I was an 'under-supplier', meaning that every pump yield that I got only amounted to about 10-20mls each time. It was a very dark period for me as I was desperate. I spoke to so many people including consulting a lactation consultant, and tried taking so many pills - 3 tablets of fenugreek TDS, 1 tablet of domperidone TDS, 2 tablets of legendairy milk TDS, 1 tablet calcium/vit D tablet, 2 tablets of lecithin. Cumulatively, that is 20-21 tablets every single day. Drinking 3-4L of water every day - peeing so frequently, and yet, still pumping that little amount..

Then in month 2, baby and I worked better - he was able to latch and I didn't feel as tired as before. However we still decided to latch in the day and bottle at night - this was because baby tend to fall asleep while drinking at night, leading to incomplete feeding and unable to sleep till the next supposed feeding time.

Then in month 3, we had a helper. Helper was the one who woke up and fed baby each time he awakens. I latch him directly in the day, about 2-3 hours, tracking his peeing and pooing diapers just to make sure that he has enough.

However sometime in month 4 going to month 5, baby started not to latch well again. Think drinking about 3-5 mins on each side instead. I am so tired. Hence I felt like I had to pump more. Moreoever, baby was underweight - <3percentile. Hence I started to supplement with formula more.

UPDATE:

Its 09/08/24 - national day!! But I am typing this at 6AM. I have yet to drop breast feeding - I just dropped the middle of night pump, and have since managed to sleep through the night. This has done very much for my mental health! Pumping for longer duration at 9pm and 6am.. but hey, at least I get 7 hours of sleep every day.

[notanxietygirl]

My Other au (part 1)

Past info[Shadow and sonic is a huge rivalry and hated each other but both had a secret of yk 😏❤️

Present day[It was morning and sonic woke up with a sore throat so he went to the doctor]

Nurse: Sonic it’s your turn

???: *back is turned* Hello, what’s wrong

Sonic: Hi sir, I woke up with a sore throat today

[the doctor turns around revealing it’s identity]

Shadow: !?

Sonic: uuhhh… YOUR A DOCTOR. *Laughs but koffs painfully*

Shadow: …….this medicine will help you with your sore throat, 1 sip with 15ml should be fine. Let me go get the medicine.

{Sonic POV: He is definitely getting a position or a super sour or disgusting medicine because I told him before in high school. Don’t drink it}

{Shadow POV: I remember that he hates bitter stuff.}

Shadow: here your medicine just take 15ml.

Sonic: Bruh I know it’s poison.

Shadow: ….if I show you it’s not poison you leave after that.

Sonic: sure

[Shadow picked up the medicine then drank 20ml. He walked closer to sonic while sonic who is nervous and backing up until he was cornered, shadow leaned in and kissed him passionately for 4 minutes until all the medicine in his mouth goes to sonic mouth and he couldn’t hold his breath any longer. Then he stopped kissing and turned around blushing while gasping for air, sonic was also gasping for air and blushing like crazy]

Sonic: w-w-WTH *shaking* Uh uh well….

Shadow: …s-sorry n-now leave

Sonic: *turns around and leaves but at his last step out of the door and whispers* it felt amazing..

Shadow: (who has great hearing but sonic didn’t know) what? *surpised*

Sonic: Nothing *bolted away*

{Ever since sonic been purposely being carelessly got injure or got sick and always at the clinic and acted like he hated shadow while shadow on the other hand was also happy at cloud nine but aslo pretended to hate sonic too]

Nurse: umm sir?

Shadow: let him in *signs*

Sonic: UGH I don’t want to be here!!

Shadow: So do I…

(Argues)

Nurse: *gets upset* Hey sir sonic? If you hate mr shadow why not you go to another doctor?

Shadow: uh…

Sonic: *freezes* uh um because ….. this hospital is the closest!

Nurse: Your sonic, you can speed anything in a blink of an eye, get out aleardy!

Sonic: *embarrassed*

Shadow: it’s ok nurse thanks for your concern but I would kindly advice you to leave because his choice it’s his life, and I don’t mind him coming for a chat.

Nurse: ! *mad and annoyed because nurse liked shadow then leaves

Sonic: ! Oh. Um thanks

Shadow: No problem *smiles*

Sonic: ….(turns around) {thinks: his smile is so hot…}

Shadow: And here is your application,

Sonic: Is it poison?

[shadow stood up took the medicine drank some, then sonic realise what he is doing again and backs up again]

Sonic: Shadow… what are y- mmhm~

Shadow: mmhm~

Shadow: there it’s not poison. Your done, get out.

Sonic: Hey shadow..?

Shadow: yes? *looks at clipboard*

Sonic: *inhale* why do you always kiss me if I don’t take my medicine?

Shadow: Because that’s the only way h get you to drink your medicine.

Sonic: oh, do you do you do you like it..?

Shaodw: *blushes a bit* yes a bit.

Sonic: ! Can I come back if I’m not sick..?

Shadow: sure if you stop being so careless and hurting yourself.

Sonic: 😖😳

Shadow: goodbye.

[from that day on sonic starting coming daily they did stop kissing for awhile until one day]

Shadow: Oh hey sonic.

Sonic: Hu shadow!

Shadow: what

Sonic: Can we kiss daily….?

Shadow: what.

Sonic: it’s because..I uh

Shadow: shh hush

[Shadow leans in and kissed sonic]

Sonic: !! Mhhmm~~~

Shadow: mhm~

[from that day they did it daily but the jealousy from the nurse grew]

Nurse: stupid sonic, what do I !

Sonic: Hi nurse!

Nurse: Oh hi sonic! Shadow says he wants you to meet him at the top floor the balcony, but once you get there you might have to wait.

Sonic: sure!

*goes up but didn’t. Notice nurse was following him* [sonic sits ont he edge but then. Nurse pushed sonic then caught him with 1 hand] Sonic: AH! NURSE THANKS HELP ME

Nurse: *evil grins* you shouldn’t have fell in love with shadow…he is mine….

Sonic: wha… *drops* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[while sonic was falling shaodw was coming for work but heard the screams and looked up]

Shadow: ! SONIC!!!!!

Sonic: AAAAAAAAHHHHH

Shadow: *catches sonic just in time* Oh my god sonic you ok?

Sonic: *tramautized* n-nurse….

Shadow: huh?

Sonic: Nurse pushed me off…

Shadow: WHAT??! * furiously* NURSE WTF

Nurse: Language shadowy! *sees sonic in his hands* HUH??? Your alive I mean early ya your early?

Shadow: …your fired.

Nurse: no! Please no I need this job for money! And I love you!

Shadow: you make me sick. I hate you and how dare you hurt him. If you don’t get the hell out I will call the police and tell them what you just did. Or I kill you * phycopath grin*

Nurse: *terrified* huh huh YES SUR WAAAAAHHHH*cries and runs away*

Shadow: You ok?

Sonic: Yes

Shadow: remember sonic, J want to tell you this but I always been in love with you ever since high school, you always are funny cute. I love you

Sonic: I love you too

[both kissed eachother passionately l]

THE END BISHES IT TOOK ME AGES TO WRITE MYBHAND XD THERE IS NO PART 2

[eirianerisdar]

No F this I am done

Some people don’t deserve to be parents

I am on yet another day and half shift and this 12 day old baby just came in with her bilirubin sky high and her weight super low (she’s still at birth weight and had lost weight since her fifth day of life) because THE FREAKING SHITS THAT CALL THEMSELVES HER PARENTS had been only breastfeeding her for 10 minutes every 3 hours and topping up with 20ml of formula BY CUP AND NOT BY BOTTLE and she’s so severely dehydrated she’s PEEING ONLY ONCE EVERY TWELVE HOURS

AND GUESS WHAT THE TOILET STAIN OF A FATHER SAID WHEN I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK A 12 DAY OLD BABY CAN DO WITH A CUP OF MILK

He was like Huh? I thought it was ok. The baby didn’t like drinking milk it’s not my fault

THIS IS THEIR SECOND CHILD HOW IS THE FIRST EVEN FREAKING ALIVE

[boycannibal]

would you still love me if you knew i said this after watching a serial killer show for a week and playing disco elysium for an hour and drinking just like 20ml of lemon vodka. would you still love me if deep inside me was a both violent and nonviolent escapism fantasy of giving up on trying to be connected to the world as we know it

would you still love me if i went insane and bought a house in the middle of nowhere and got a little stupid prepper-style got a gun permit and my own moonshine making basement and painted stupid fucking paintings and drove a big car. would you still love me

[procalpal]

19 September 2024 | Thursday

Start: 5:50AM | CW: 52.3

Breakfast (7:00AM)

Banana (120g) pancakes with protein powder (15g), a teaspoon of cinnamon and an egg.

Mandarins (58g) and blueberries (110g)

Cal: 353 | Protein: 21g

Thoughts: Luckily I had work from home, so I didn't have to wake up so early and didn't need to have my food prepared for the day. I went to the gym before breakfast. I feel a little disappointed, but not sure where it came from, I woke up without having lost any weight from the previous day even though I haven't eaten over 1200 c@ls. It had really been on my mind throughout the day, which really sucked.

Break (10:00AM)

Chocolate caramel protein bar

Cal: 202 | Protein: 19.2g

Thoughts: I keep thinking about food, but luckily, I'm not too hungry. The thoughts keep going through my mind though, but thank god I have work. I'm just worried, that because I only have a short shift, after I finish I won't have anything to keep my thoughts away from food. I really feel like binging and watching people eat lots of food isn't helping.

Snack (1:40PM)

Smoothie with frozen mandarins (110g) with light soy milk (25ml) and ice.

Cal: 70 | Protein: 1.8g

Snack (2:10PM)

Cucumber (65g) and carrot (90g) sticks

Cal: 46 | Protein: 1.2g

Thoughts: Not having lunch today because my thoughts about my we!ght has really weighed down on me. I can't stop thinking about it. I just have these low cal snacks and tbh, it has helped keep the hunger down a bit. I took a nap as well after I watched more mukbang videos, and I kept thinking of food constantly.

Dinner (5:50PM)

Tuna (65g) and egg pancake fried in sunflower oil (3ml)

Vegetable soup with frozen winter vegetable mix (100g), purple onion (30g), chicken stock cube and some garlic and chillies.

Cal: 191 | Protein: 21.9g

Thoughts: Overall a satisfying dinner, despite it being extremely low in calories.

Snacks (throughtout the day)

Three cups of tea with light soy milk (20ml) and honey (5g)

A coke zero (600ml)

Cal: 91 | Protein: 3.1g

Total Cal: 953 (Goal 1200)

Total Protein: 68g

Thoughts: Today was extremely difficult to go through as I didn't have a full day's of work to keep my mind off the fact that I didn't lose any weight and that I kept thinking about food. I was able to keep my consumption to lower than even average days so I'm hoping this is just water weight and will be gone by tomorrow. I had a coke zero and I usually don't actually drink sodas, to be honest, I stopped drinking them years ago but I drank my first one in a while a month ago and now I just have it every now and again when cravings get bad.

Sleep: 8:30PM

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So as a bored bartender in lockdown in UK I decided to turn BHTHK characters into cocktails, with permission and approval from @willhavetheirtrinkets.

The recipes will be in millilitres because for the life of me I don’t know how to do it all in ounces.

Draco: served in a bulletproof glass - the metaphor here should be quite obvious as he held on for so long but deep inside he’s very easy to break too. Dark, powerful and smoky.

50ml cognac infused with crushed coffee beans overnight. We all know that Draco’s preferred spirit is cognac and he’s very particular about his coffee too.

10-15 ml of sweet amaro (amaro Montenegro or similar) for a hint of sweetness.

Spray or float of smoky whiskey for extra effect.

Hermione: light, fruity and uplifting. Just like Hermione. Perfect balance for the darkness and spice of the first cocktail.

50 ml of botanical gin. Complex and yet simple just like Granger.

15 ml of homemade jasmine tea cordial (100ml strong jasmine tea, 50g sugar and teaspoon of citric acid as not all is flowers and sugar)

Topped up with clementine flavoured tonic (but regular one will do just fine)

Garnish - jasmine flower of course (but please note that trying to keep that thing still and steady in the glass is not worth the effort)

Harry: strong and steady, perfect balance of sweet and bitterness. As dry as his humour sometimes is, still warm and sweet where he should be.

50ml of dark or gold rum

20ml of dry cherry and fig liqueur (this may be tricky to replicate as it’s a small independent brand but if you’re interested in making the drink HMU and I’ll explain)

10ml grand marnier (you can replace it with your regular triple sec)

3 drops of angostura bitters.

Garnished with a cherry as I couldn’t find a cactus small enough to fit in the glass.

Pansy: sweetest of the lot but not without the spice and bitterness too. Just like her baking - full of warmth and love. And just like her personality it’s sophisticated and elegant.

About 30ml of homemade pear purée (half pear, 2 tablespoons of honey, half a teaspoon of all spice, half squeezed lime and drop of almond liqueur - all blended and strained) to reflect her baking - balance of flavours.

Topped up with champagne to compliment the sweetness - as the queen that she is she wouldn’t settle for anything less.

Garnished with sliced pear.

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this was just a random orange fruit juice i found at coles 💀 it’s not even called orange juice it’s called a fruit drink

i definitely messed up my mole ratio which messed up my calculations and now i’m at 15.752mg/20mL which sounds WAY more logical than 31.5mg/20mL

the 15.752mg means i’ve got 78.76mg/100mL which fits into the parameters you mentioned. honestly, i should have investigated that first so whoops (°ー°〃)

but yes, thank you so much for helping me!!! now i know how to actually figure out if my calculations are realistic so that’ll be helpful in the future 👍👍

chem question help please 🙏 :

is it reasonable to have 31.504mg of vitamin c in 20mL of a juice box drink or did i mess up my stoich calculations really badly