#I headcanon that ranpo is autistic and that he has a noise sensitivity so that’s why he doesn’t like going on trains much

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happy birthday ranpo, have some angst!!:3 and ranpoe😸

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My sort of in depth BSD headcanons

Ranpo, Yosano, and Kunikida are Fukuzawa’s unofficial children. The whole agency kind of is, but these three have a very familial bond, especially Ranpo and Fukuzawa. Kyouka also is just commonly referred to as Fukuzawa’s granddaughter and that’s been accepted as reality in the agency.

Dazai is CURRENTLY single, but he was with Chuuya for a while, and they were incredibly unhealthy, so they’ve broken up. But they still get together from time to time because they’re bonded and even if they can’t treat each other well, they still have this odd sense of love and care for each other that they physically cannot express correctly. They both desperately need to heal.

On other relationships, Dazai and Kunikida almost had a brief thing, but Kunikida has standards. However, he also cares deeply for Dazai, and continues to express concern for him and take care of him to the best of his ability. Dazai deflects the kindness into playful bullying and/or flirting. He likes getting a reaction out of Kunikida.

Ranpo and Poe started dating after there first little showdown after 6 years, but it’s unclear when it became official. Their normal meet ups just gradually blended into something romantic, and since Ranpo knew confidently that Poe returned his feelings, he just kind of slowly merged romantic language and actions casually into their lives. So there’s no official start date of their relationship.

There was no official discussion at the agency of Poe’s cooperation with them. Ranpo just started bringing him over to the agency, and while skeptical at first, the rest of them got used to it and just accepted it. He clearly wasn’t a threat, and offered assistance on multiple occasions.

Mushitaro and Poe briefly had a sort of relationship (Ranpo was okay with it), but it morphed into a qpr eventually. He lives with Poe now, and has his own room.

Ranpo, Yosano, and Dazai are the office gossips. Kunikida constantly stresses if he hears one of them snicker.

Atsushi will eat just about anything. Shrimp tails, watermelon seeds, orange peels. He’s also the go-to to give unwanted pizza crust, bread crust, or any undesired part of a food. Ranpo and him pair well together for this reason. Ranpo is picky with food for sensory needs and taste preference, so if there’s anything left behind on his plate, Atsushi gladly takes care of it.

Ranpo is autistic. (I will scream this one to the rooftops.) He’s sensitive to noises and textures, and he has a hard time understanding why people do the things they do, even if he can logically place it out in front of them. He could break down the details and motive of a crime, and all the evidence will make sense, but he can’t get behind the pathology of the criminal. Same thing with mundane things around the office. He will figure out who moved the whiteboard on the fridge and why they chose to do that, but he will simply: “Just get over it? I like it where it was, and it’s more convenient there? Cant you logically see that?” It doesn’t make sense to him when people don’t immediately see the things he sees, but he’s gotten more used to having a different point of view as he’s gotten older.