#I haven't slept so screw you I'm feral
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Yeah, yeah, it's early again but...
Look, S2 E3 and the whole "concert is over, let's be rockstars and do our irresponsible shit" (for lack of a better way to phrase that...)
We have the quartet of substance usage (or lack thereof)
*put slightly out of order to discuss Glam last*
Bob drinks
Lordi smokes
Ches does hard drugs (in this scene the focus is on his coke usage)
...
But then there's GLAM
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE HIM STAYING COMPLETELY SOBER AND NOT TOUCHING ANY FORM OF ANYTHING. HE'S DRINKING ORANGE JUICE???
(that word on the box is "сок" pronounced like "sok" which means juice. this is important to no one, but that's how I recognized he was drinking juice. I recognized the word then had a moment of confusion and then nearly fell over laughing.)
I almost fell over because to my brain it felt like those freaks on stage literally represented the 4 base types of people at parties. Drinkers. Smokers. Why the fuck are you doing hard drugs. And the one who just doesn't.
And it made me cackle like an idiot.
(Like... I just didn't notice Glam's part of this montage thing. I just noticed the others and went "oh. okay well they're getting high/drunk–" and momentarily tuned out.)
Also... I finished my rewatch, now I'm just watching a few episodes over and over because I like them SLIGHTLY more than the others.
But, yeah. I'm giggling now because what if aside from other reasons it's because he has to drive them back cause Bob will be drunk, Ches will be high and Lordi won't be able to put up with Ches backseat driving while high-
Silly thoughts.
It is the silly thoughts era.
#glam metal family#lordy metal family#lordi metal family#bob metal family#ches metal family#chive metal family#cw substance use#cw alcohol#cw smoking#cw cocaine#cw drugs#my feral obsession with metal family#i havent slept#I haven't slept so screw you I'm feral#just noticed#metal family fandom#the clowns are rambling instead of dancing
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🚨 !! Underrated Character Alert !! 🚨
I present forth this creature! (man? person...? GENDER)
Lordi
(from Metal Family)
(Lordi ...or Lordy depending on how you spell it)
I put him in my "underrated" category because THIS is his personality blurb in the wiki:
"Narcissistic guy, likes to show off."
THEY REDUCED HIM TO HOW STAGE PERSONAS ARE OFTEN PERCEIVED???
If we're gonna slap that on as a "personality," slap it on Ches, too!
We haven't seen enough of him to make any true judgements (in my opinion)
Like, yeah... he's kinda a brat. And definitely has sass. But I wouldn't reduce his ENTIRE PERSONALITY to "showing off"
Not to mention he's just like... nowhere...? No cosplays... barely any edits... and most posts ANYWHERE that I've seen are either NSFT or like I've mentioned before reduce him to a "show off" / hate him.
(From what I've found / SEEN)
You do not have to like him, I just wanted people to know I think it's stupid how little the fandom seems to care about him.
I simply wish to say...
I respect that freak on stage (reference), and I think you should, too!
[ Also about the "GENDER" thing from earlier in this post. I personally headcannon Lordi as genderfluid, NB or GNC... and whenever I see him my brain just sort of short circuits... and screams "GENDER" at me instead of trying to make sense if it's seeing a "man" or "woman" I guess? Lordi has too much gender for my tired ass brain :'> ]
#lordi metal family#lordy metal family#metal family#metal family fandom#fandom issues#wiki issues#underrated character#I'm tired as shit#my feral obsession with metal family#gender headcanons#I haven't slept so screw you I'm feral#the clowns are rambling instead of dancing
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