#I have no fuckign clue how to write romantic relationships but I tried

[stealingyourbones]

Imagine Terry picking up his boyfriend Danny from Caspar High and seeing Dash bullying him. You cannot tell me, Terry wouldn't choice violence and beat the shit out of Dash.

Terry INSTANTLY chooses violence. Driving on a Fenton Motorcycle towards Casper High to pick up Fenton and notices Dash and his other goonies insulting and yelling at Fenton.

Now, Dash is strong and big, but that’s nothing compared to actually knowing how to fight and real world experience. Dash knows how to football tackle someone and how to properly throw a punch but that’s around it.

Terry on the other hand, is a whole ass vigilante and used to pick fights with dangerous gang members and win them BEFORE he was Batman. He’s even better at fighting now with it being his job and everything.

Dash tries to be cool and tough. Who does this new guy think he is? This gymnast physique lanky beanpole of a kid with a ratty leather jacket looks like a biker gang member wannabe. There is determined fire in his eyes as he storms up towards Dash and looms over him. (Ok dash is slightly intimidated by this guy but he isn’t gonna back down against a complete stranger)

Dash snarks back to the biker kid by insulting Fenton. That was his last mistake. The biker guy removes his helmet to reveal a very conventionally attractive guy who looks eerily calm.

When you ask Dash later, he claims he doesn’t remember what happened.

That is mostly true. Terry gave him a pretty decent concussion and a lot of the fight was foggy to him.

What he does not tell anyone is that this new guy managed to take out his entire group in less than a minute. Effortlessly dodging clumsily swung blows and striking his friends and himself in the stomach and sides. Dash got the honor of receiving a swift kick to the balls on top of multiple blows to the gut.

Dash watched, curled in the fetal position on the ground, as the biker guy rushed over to Danny and frantically checked him over. As Danny frantically whisper-shouted, reprimanding biker guy about beating up Dash’s crew.

Danny scolded ‘McGinnis’, finally Dash can put a name to this bastards face, as McGinnis laughed and snarked back at Fenton.

Dash watched as McGinnis walked over to his bike and sat down on it. The smug biker winking at Danny and throwing some flirtatious line at the nerd. He couldn’t recall exactly what it was but something about beating up clowns? What?

Danny, still on edge and panicked as Dash’s gang laid curled up on the ground, moaning in pain, angrily huffed and flipped off McGinnis.

The fucker had the audacity to laugh as Danny mock angrily stalked over to the bike and sat behind the driver.

Dash doesn’t exactly know if he saw the new guy give a glowering Fenton a peck on the cheek to stop Danny from grumbling like an angry cat or not. It might have just been his recently concussed brain making things up but Danny DID seem to brighten up and laugh as they sped away from the school.

[lilietsblog]

Sailor Moon 38 NO SEIROUSLY REI WHAT THE FUCK

im feelin like shit and i dunno how much ill liveblog

hahaha just kidding i can never shut up

this episode... I kind of remember it? It had lots of Rei, I remember that... I remembered this whole arc as a sequence of 'Kunzite tries to determine who the princess is becuase she would be the best at everything, repeatedly targets one of the other senshi instead because Usagi is terrible at everything' (which is also why I didn't want to watch it again)

but hey so far there's been a lot of awareness of how Usagi actaully is, it's mostly wacky coincidences and Usagi's closeness to other girls that foil him the true power of friendship: a shared hairbrush fucking up a DNA test

awww and Usagi is just complaining about how unfair everything is to her GOOD JOB GIRL

also I think I remember this as the episode where the 'love triangle' of Rei/Mamoru/Usagi is resolved bc Rei gets a new love interest I sure hope that's not accurate

YES USAGI IT WAS MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU AS A TRAP YOU ARE VERY INSIGHTFUL

aww skiing Rei <3 ambitiously romantic

btw Rei is my icon for 'cupioromantic' = craves the romantic images of having a relationship, has 0 care for WHO to be in that relationship with other than surface aesthetic matching

also I gotta love Usagi's title of the episode sounding so resigned to the fact that OF COURSE THERE IS A MONSTER

also hey I guess this is the much tauted Usagi/Rei friendship beginning: they finally are talking to each other in ways other than antagonistic

ahaha and Usagi doesn't expect Minako to be manipulative XD

ah yes! Yuichiro sure has been lying in wait for some time

I love Usagi <3

REI JFC DO YOU WANT HIM TO ARRANGE YOU A VACATION AND NOT COME MEANIE

also I can't believe that the senshi actually... did buy into that

gotta love Endy sassing Kunzite though 'it was entirely due to you underestimating them as opponents'

also Kunzite I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to remind Endy of his time as Tux I wonder how much he really doesn't remember there...

awww heated tables <3 wish we had those here... awww cats <33333333

I love Rei's relunctance and Usagi's surprise at adding 'san' there also 'HOLY WOW HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A RICH KID' XD

oh girls you wouldn't want to interfere with their special time would you~ that is to say, their time as TWO COMPETENT SKIERS

awww poor Usagi XD

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BABY TRYING HER BEST LIVING UP TO THE RESPONSIBILITY AS BEST SHE CAN

yeah I think Kunzite is out of workable plans and into desperately grasping now the first two were good tho

why couldn't he use the info from those tho... like the second one narrowed it down to three girls... altho Rei was one of them XD

COMPLETELY SAFE SURE MONSTER-SAN WHATEVER YOU SAY

...this makes me want to try skiing...

YUICHIRO FUCKING DON'T YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKER JFC

I love the youma's self pleasing in saying 'IT ACTUALLY GOES STRAIGHT TO HELL'

and oh Rei you naive child seirously how did you not see through the 'Moon Princess Contest' thing also how do you not see that Usagi is desperately flailing jfc

and yea the monster has no clue what's what

Kunzite guessed well with frisbee but skiing, just... no

oh Rei has started NOTICING hasn't she

it's a pure miracle of princesshood that Usagi's still standing isn't it muscle memories of past life keeping her upright

oh hey Yuichiro how about saving the girl you PUSHED here while she was too scared to start because she actually has no idea how to ski

USAGI PLEASE DON'T BE CRUSHED THANK YOU REI FOR DOING THAT

um I hope Yuichiro is alive there

REALLY REI SOMETHING IS WRONG THERE

REI HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT

I love their attitude clash

I wonder if Usagi is just fucking with Rei at this point

NO WAIT OKAY WHAT THE FUCK REI WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE DOING IF USAGI WASN'T THERE LITERALLY ICE WALLS CRUSHED AROUND YOU NONE OF THIS IS USAGI'S FAULT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK

AND OF COURSE USAGI APOLOGIZES BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE MOST OTHER STUFF SHE'S CHIDED FOR IS SOMETHING SHE COULD DO ANYTHING ABOUT

really Usagi is this a good time to be thinking about Tux ah actually he was the one who supported and encouraged her so kidn of yes

but also wow Rei sure did give up on that climb easily no way it's that impossible ...or maybe it is

aww Usagi is considerate of Rei's boyfriend feelings but ah Rei was never actaully in love, it was just boyfriend-as-accessory + normal human attachment to people you know

okay it sure is a good thing it didn't take another dude appearing to get this resolved <3

also hahahaha did I actually write here that I called that solution or did I get distracted by the cat but anyway I totally called that Rei's fire powers are a good solution to ice traps, when Usagi said that there must be some other way

REI WHAT THE FUCK BLOWING UP AT USAGI FOR NOT NOTICING A SOLUTION EARLIER IT'S KIND OF YOUR POWER HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?????????????????

thankfully Usagi doesn't just apologize THIS TIME

and aww Yuichiro <3

this is reminding me of the Witch skiing episode in a good way they probably copied off this didn't they

lol this monster was clearly not informed by Kunzite the way the last one was

and I love that the dude's heroic sacrifice is played for so much goofiness instead of pathos here <3

anyway if Kunzite were watching he'd know which of them was Sailor Moon at this point... maybe he was??? and this is the end of the arc???

awww poor monster in over her head

and Rei is already possessive over her new accessory-to-be XD

her 'i will chastise you' is never not hilarious never change Rei

jfc their shared SQUEE over Tux <3

I couldn't not read that as 'Blizzar, you fuck off' at first and honestly accurate

but really Endy repeatedly bailing the girls out of tight spots like I WILL HANDLE THIS how much does he really not remember

awww Rei is being so adorable and romantic here??? and aww the rose is there flashing red <3

AWWW THE ROSE IS RED FOR GOOD JFC THIS WHOLE SCEME WITH ENDY IS A DISASTER I CAN'T BELEIVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS ON THE FIRST REWATCH

oh Tux you fucking liar

and ahaha I think Usagi successfully forgot that she only ever saw Tux during fights for like one minute at a time and everything about Mamoru's attitude just MINE NOW COME BACK TO ME

and Rei is grumbling about Yuichiro being an idiot, as if that's not what she wants <3

yeah I think the Moon princess contest was aborted

gotta love the precise lie 'the pretty soldiers showed up and rescued up'

AND THERE IS USAGI THE KIND BUNNY ALWAYS HELPING PEOPLE UP THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF HOW EVERYONE TREATS HER I BET SHE WISHES THAT SOMEONE TOLD HER THAT

AND HEY OTHER GIRLS Minako and her not-quite-nerdiness-enough is THE CUTEST

REI FUCK YOU PERSONALLY WHY THE FUCK have you actually ever had anyone treat you like that have moments of friendship in private, then have them treat you like shit in public did that ever happen to you because what the actual fuckign fuck are you doing how fucking dare do you do this to Usagi ever ever ever ever???????