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solradguy · 1 year ago

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I complain about shoveling snow but that's just because it's cold and I will die of frostbite before I ever wear anything other than fingerless gloves, but the truth is that shoveling snow is really fun. I really like aggressively hurling giant scoops of frozen icy sky shit across the driveway with my bright red steel shovel. It's like the same motions as swinging my claymore just targeted at the ground

#textpost #Another downside besides the cold is that the ground is very far away and the shovel is not designed for giants #So I have to do a lot of the lifting with my legs #Which means I'm out there in like a barbarian half-squat launching snow like it burned down my village #I have had zero professional training with using a claymore sword just want to throw that out there #All I know how to do with it is swing it really hard like a baseball bat #Ok I lied I did actually figure out how to carry a baseball bat swing momentum into an overhead arc #Absolutely 100% Useless for cutting up hanging water-filled milk cartons but it feels like it looks cool and that's what matters

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