#I have an issuew

[clowneryandshenanegans]

alright here’s some I rly like and some I came up with :)

• Noirs first language was French after his parents were French immigrants, his mother taught him French before they died and then he learnt English (I came up with this one for a fic and did like 3 hours of research total)

• Miles has tried “spice training” Gwen so her white ass can handle spicy food

• Peter B is trans and he and MJ had Mayday through IVF

• They all have a Minecraft server with about 12 texture packs

• they have movie nights where one gets to pick the movie with a very loose set of rules: during one of these sessions a horror movie was picked and noir had a plate of pizza rolls thrown at his head after asking if anyone wanted anything while he was up, since his voice was very similar to the killer

• All of them HATE peppermint

• Hobie constantly uses the phrase “I don’t believe in concepts” and is the only one allowed to use it since he made the watch replica

• the watch has a ton of random features including but not limited to changing the wearers color to disguising features that especially stand out. (Usually used for spiders like noir and hobie, in case they need to do something stealth related or hide their color pallets/background popups when in other universes)

• Pavitr still calls miles “new guy”

• Peni and Margo went on a “ruining the hqs tech” spree after Gwen was sent back and recruited them. Miguel was pissed off and LYLA thought it was funny

• They’ve set up a “bitties protocol” on noirs watch that takes photos of his chest when fighting and sends them to the teens group chat. (Context: noir has a more muscular chest from Nazi-punching which led to nice tits jokes and thus the bitties protocol) Peni and Margo made the program, and LYLA was in on it and fully on board. Miguel was not. He was not happy when he found it. He was also not happy when learning it was originally used on him.

• Miguel and Ben Rielly are together and have adopted Lego Spider-man as their son and Spider-cat as their cat

• Spider Hatsune-Miku once did a show for the society, after which Gwen dragged Hobie to go talk to her and Spider-miku immediately pulled the “hatsune miku does NOT talk to British people!” line on him.

• as peni got older she looked more and more like her comic design, currently it’s about halfway

• all of them have had to replace doorknobs due to the enhanced strength the day they got it. Pavitr got chewed out by his Maya Auntie after.

• language differences are INSANE and so is the group Spotify playlist

• Pav and Peter are transmasc, Gwen is transfem, and Hobie is genderfluid

• noir and ham are aroace

• Margo somehow managed to get Miguel to pay all the spiders after a year

• most of them got super bendy so hide and seek game is peak

• floor (and walls and ceiling) is lave is PEAK

• all of them have fangs. This includes the horse.

• miles and Gwen have decided that they’re even after she went through his sketchbook and opened his figure and he ripped part of her hair out and have agreed no more of that (they both still feel bad about respective actions but won’t let the other apologize anymore)

I have a lot, if you couldn’t tell lmao

yeah this was just an opportunity to share them all so yippee :D

Guys reblog this post and give me your absolute favorite Spider-Verse headcanon(s).

It can be of any character (OR multiple characters). It could be silly, sad, stupid, hell it could make literally NO sense. Idc just GIMME SOME I WANNA HEAR EM!’ 🔥🗣️

[lidddybobiddyy]

weight & health issuew

i hope my dr extends my disability because im literally the worst i have been to date. we know i have intussusception but dont know why im losing weight. we know i have pots but not why im always above 120bpm even just sitting. we know i have some vitamin deficiencies but not why my joints lock in place and i cant walk. im ready to be put in a machine and ripped apart and put back together. i cannot even leave my house at this point. im overdoing it going to grab a snack and losing fucking 3 lbs in every step of the way

[soysaucecas]

Thanks! i alwayd wondered that, maybe its a bit selfsh and albeist of me cause i never tought of that, that ppl with vision impairment will have difficulty in this, ppl strugglung with dyslexia and internet issuew. i just assumed that you have a picture with facial expressions and subtitle so it should be obvious, and you can zoom it.

Im glad that i asked, otherwise i would have carried thar tought with me, i always tought i was more open minded

eh don't worry about it, now you know!

[hammcrkind]

so i was today years old when i found out sangled was an exclusionist 🤡🤡 like they could at least be honest about it and not include the ace/aro flags in their picrew if they’re gonna shit over us :/ if you wanna be a dick, be a dick but be honest about it.

[cutepilled]

okayy yes im lik ~140 pounds oooh so tiny i was on strattera for years so i barely wanted to eat i got teased by my family for that i got vaguely sexual comments made at me by them + i saw my dad (overweight!) “tease”/bully my brother for also being overweight back in the old house i woyld be relieved whenever i gained weight because then maybe id get less comments and yhen i went to college and realized i kind of have a severe issuew with food despite how i eat . occassiokanly i want to go on illegal stims and watch myself rot.

if you read this and say “oh youre making this a you thing” unfollow me pleasd im sure you hate fat people

[uirisy]

i’ve come to the conclusion that mads mikkelson is hot and i have mento issuews!

[dearroseyy]

Dear Ate Rain,

I don't really know how to start this letter for you. I know you will never be able to read this but I think I need to get this out of my chest.

Earlier today, we were at the church for the Sunday mass. During communion, I talked to God and thanked Him for all the blessings that he has given me these past few days (weeks). Then I also prayed for you. I thanked Him for ending your sufferings already. I thanked Him for giving you the strength to fight until your last breath. I thanked Him for enlightening you which lead you back to us. And I found myself fighting back my tears.

I only knew you for months but the relationship we had was extreme. Extreme in a good and bad way. You may have done a lot of bad things to me but I will never forget what you made me realized during the process. It was hard and painful yet the lessons and realizations were worth it. Nonetheless, I thank you for the love and especially the trust that you have given me. For someone you just knew, you were able to tell me some things that you haven't told anybody else. And thank you also for listening to me when you seek for advices or when I just needed someone to talk to.

Ate, I will miss you.

Regrets are starting to kick in more often now that you are gone. When you were here in the Ph and got hospitalized, I badly wanted to visit you. Kahit sobrang laki pa ng apoy ng away noon and I know it was not a good idea for some. But ate, always remember that whatever had happened to us, I (or we) never stopped caring for you. We might have ignored you for some time but we did it to prevent ourselves from saying something that would eventually hurt you and ourselves in the end. That's why when you finally had the realizations, I was so happy. It was hard for me to accept the things that had happened but it was never hard for me to accept you again. Nagkamali ka man ng bongga, alam kong nagmahal ka lang din ng sobra.

I never agreed to your "last will" but I gave in because you begged for it. Kaya lang naman ayaw ko kasi mas gusto kong ikaw ang gumawa non. Gusto kong ikaw ang mag-aalaga at magmamahal sa anak mo at kay Kuya. Kaya kong gawin yun, pero mas gusto kong ikaw because thay need you more than they need me (or us).

But now that you're on your way heaven, I promise to take care of your son & husband despite I'm miles away. I promise if given an opportunity to visit them, I will try my best to tell them personally how much you loved them. I will tell stories to your kid about you, how generous and kind you were. We will try to make happy moments so that you won't have anything to worry about in heaven.

Ate, you were more of a sister to me than my own biological sister. As I have issuew with her, and realizing you're not around anymore, really pains me and want to cry. Ate, thank you for everything.

I adore you for sacrificing your own life just to give life to your son. No matter how many mistakes you have done, they were nothing compared to what you just sacrificed.

You will surely be missed Ate. I love you, always.

Sincerely,

Rose

[changacarr]

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so they soaps they ospas and why why they cops me the TP isle fuckgin assholes

so 8 houcunts and TP

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since the soaps right fred soaps they always up cops asses right fred right frd why

soaps and girls who work for dopes

so she works for the dopes

i work so i aint brokes

tight enough for ya

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so whatver they decide todo they follow us and they say hey whast thats there ya got a drinks

[datingadviceonreddit]

I (M19)met a girl(F19) like two years agoLet's call her Lizzy, me & Lizzy initially talked because I thought she was prettier than anything in the world and wanted to talk to her, didn't go in pretending to make her my girlfriend or something, just thought"she seems beautiful, I want to talk to her"And so I did, she was pretty nice and responsive, especially to a guy as slow and autistic as me, she a pretty good 9-9.5/10 talking to me (easily a 4/10 in those times) and being friendly, responding appropriately, I loved it!!Soon enough as we talked and talked more she told me that she lived in "x street" and I'm like "omg, do you mean "x street...?"Thing is, that's like 300 meters from my own houseI was shockedWe hung out together, I went to her house sometimes, she went to mine, turns out there was this huge park/golf course near our housesWe would go and watch the sunset there, over the golf hills and just layed there, it was awesome, life was goodThen she left school, turns out, some her (girl)friends had turned her back on her and turned all the other girls against her, leaving her with essentially no friends, she had to leave schoolI was sad, but knew it was right for her, we still lived pretty closeby so I figured that wouldn't be much of an issueWe still hung out some more! One time she even drove me to school (her former school, my current) and stayed with me and had lunch near the school, then dropped me at work, it was awesome and I loved her, I was pretty much in love with her at this point, and it seemed she was into me too, I couldn't believe itNow, fast forward some time and we still talk, but not as much, I like her and we're friends, but sometimes she doesn't reply, takes ages to, or gives one worded answers, if she wanted me to get away I would've understood it, but she didn't, she justa acted cold and indifferent, that made me hurtSo I said to myself, "you're loosing yourself way too much to her, and she's not giving back, at least not anymore" so I said to myself if she doesn't reply to me or leaves me in "seen"3 times again that's it! Like an ultimatumAnd so she did, she did not answer those three times and I promised myself I wouldn't message her backI was angry yet hurt, not at her decision, she doesnt have to be with me if she doesn't want to but I was more angry at the way she did it, why not telling me that's it? Why disappear like that?In that moment we stopped talking I heard this song for the first time and whoa, really listen to it and put yourself in my shoes with that song and point of the story, it reslly hit a weak spot in meNow it's been like 1 and a half years since Lizzy and me stopped talking, And I moved on and so did she I matured a lot and improved myself, I'm maybe a 7-8/10 now? Idk, but I'm not the pubescent boy she metI don't actively think about her now, but still remember fondly those moments we had, and wish I could go back, I know where she lives and she knows where I live, but well I guess neither her or me will make that step, especially after this longAnd yesterday night to today's morning, I dreamed about her,I saw myself in the dream going to her house, greeting her mom (did I mention I knew both her parents and they loved me?) and then there she was, she ran towards me and hugged me, and I hugged her tight, and then I felt and heard her crying while hugging me and saying she's sorry, it was so realistic, I remember even feeling the smell of her hair (i didn't remember it after a year yet there it was in the dream) and also feeling her, her bra in her back while hugging her, her heat and shaking while she was crying...Then I woke up, and there I am, alone and it isn't true, I haven't even think about it that much until today, and it feels weird, I felt like crying but also empty at the same time, idk it was really weirdI'm not hurt or have hard feelings towards her but boy I wish we could connect again, especially after dreaming thisJust wanted to share, I'm emotionalThanks for reading via /r/dating_advice