#I have a few nice tea cups tho from a thrift store in town

[imagine-your-nonhuman-fo]

Nonhuman f/o especially one who in interested in human things thinks the collections you have are interesting, and even bring you things they think you might like

Sometimes it's small things like they saw a rock you might like to put with your other rocks and crystals

A long lived or immortal f/o might look through their things to see if they can find old coins or stamps or anything of interest to you to gift you

Alien f/os bring you things from their world that might fit your collection like a knife

Robot f/os categorize your items and stores the information in their database, robot f/os will also search online scanning sites to see if they can find something you might like, they find the most obscure things but also the best

Maybe if you don't have proper displays they help you make one or just make one themselves

They think your collections are neat no matter how niche or unconventional they might be

[hotniatheron]

silverflinthamilton

who hogs the duvet

Thomas and Silver are forever playing tug of war with the blankets, but Flint bought himself a quilt and now he leaves them to it and sleeps in peace. Eventually Thomas and Silver end up spooning under the duvet and whoever’s the little spoon, spoons Flint.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Thomas and Silver chat like a couple of hens all day, and they’re TERRIBLE, they snapchat all day like “look at this ugly bitch yelling in starbucks”. Flint is an old man who isn’t with the times and he texts like an old person in all caps. He calls to talk to both of them during his lunch break tho.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Flint bringing home literal trash from the thrift store: look what I found.Thomas and Silver: I LOVE IT :)))

who gets up first in the morning

Thomas does, and he putters around in the morning while Flint and Silver sleep. Waits for a while, and then goes and nudges Flint awake with a kiss and hands him a cup of tea. They leave Silver be, knowing he’s not a morning person.

who suggests new things in bed

Thomas, who likes to see if he can get the other two to blush. And Flint, because he knows Thomas and Silver will indulge him. Silver likes what he Likes, and that’s that.

who cries at movies

Silver and Flint do and Thomas, who does Not cry in public, doesn’t. But he does bring tissues for them, he’s a good husband.

who gives unprompted massages

Silver has Nice Hands. He KNOWS he has nice hands. Got one hand on Flint’s thigh and the other on Thomas’ hip. Asks them if they’d like a “massage”.

More than shoulders get rubbed.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Thomas has to wrestle Silver out of his favorite pjs to wash them, Thomas refuses to admit he’s sick, and Flint can’t believe that Thomas and Silver BOTH caught the flu one year and he about burnt down the house with all of them inside to spar a repeat of that hell.

who gets jealous easiest

Silver, being the smallest and therefore, the angriest, literally shoots lasers out of his eyes at anyone that looks at Flint or Thomas. Mostly people he sees eyeballing Flint’s legs. Though there have been a few older women he’s had to fend off from Thomas, since people like to chase after his money. Flint and Thomas think it’s hilarious how Silver has beef with all the widows in town.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

it’s a tie between Thomas legitimately thinking 1960s English rock is good and Silver listening to the naruto soundtrack in the car.

who collects something unusual

Thomas and Silver have resigned themselves to being married to a spinster, since Flint collects pin cushions and has the ugliest taste in home decor. But honestly what’s a home without an abundance of ugly throw pillows.

who takes the longest to get ready

All of them. They’re a disaster trio. Silver tries to leave the house looking a mess, Thomas and Flint won’t let him, they bicker. Silver pulls his sweater down to distract them with his chest, he makes his escape.

who is the most tidy and organised

None of them can keep their lives together, but they do have a tidy house. Silver likes a tidy house and likes to putter around picking up things, it’s relaxing to put things back where they belong.

who gets most excited about the holidays

Silver flying full speed down the banister holding a menorah even though he’s cranky about holidays all year. Thomas and Flint have HORRENDOUSLY ugly Hanukkah sweaters that Silver has made for them that they dutifully wear every year. Silver’s an atheist but he’s still lighting that menorah bitch!

And then christmas time rolls around and Thomas winds garland around everything and there’s fresh evergreen in the house and a tree that Flint had to wrestle onto he roof of the car to transport home. Flint is rather…meh, about holidays, he doesn’t like the fuss. But he does like mistletoe.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Thomas sleeps at Flint’s front and Silver sleeps at his back so they can both hang on to him. Sometimes they hold hands over Flint’s chest.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Flint and Silver gang up on Thomas and they end up tussling over game results and then making out on the floor.

who starts the most arguments

Thomas going “I would just like to say-” combined with Silver’s “And another thing-!” is an unholy union.

who suggests that they buy a pet

Silver says he gets lonely working from home so Flint comes home with a dog and it’s the ugliest dog they’ve ever seen, Silver loves it.

what couple traditions they have

They all take a week off in the summer to go to the beach, and it always ends up a week of pampering Silver, who doesn’t take time for himself the rest of the time. 

what tv shows they watch together

All three of them drunk off their asses watching planet earth: EAT HIM!!! JUST FUCKING EAT HIM!!! DON’T JUST LET HIM FUCK YOU AND LEAVE!!!

what other couple they hang out with

Hey, Madi and Silver are still together in this too, but she lives with her girlfriend and she comes over most days to be with Silver and kiss him on the window seat and terrorize Thomas and take a nap curled up with Flint.

how they spend time together as a couple

IN BED. But they also like to lay in bed and Thomas will read or they’ll all nap on weekends, curled up in a patch of sunlight. They also like to go swimming  and go to the market, and there’s something very endearing to Silver and Thomas about watching Flint compare the quality of cantaloupes. 

who made the first move

Thomas kissed Flint and Flint kissed Silver and then Thomas kissed Silver and now they all kiss.

who brings flowers home

Flint brings home flowers, and Silver rescues plants and Thomas is allergic to lavender but he still likes to roll around in their herb garden out back anyways.

who is the best cook

Flint is. Thomas eats weird stuff. Silver isn’t allowed to boil water without supervision.