#I hate pushups
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I have not posted since the hospital I'm probably gonna doodle something up with a new art style and new lamb design after my class
#marurambles#my head hurts so bad i might drop and start doing push ups#why pushups?#idk why pushups#I hate pushups
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1 push up = one kiss
But only for me tho 馃槉
#I hate doing pushups irl#bowls art#cod cold war#cod zombies#call of duty#call of duty cold war#my art#cod black ops#codz#cod black ops cold war#grigori weaver#weaver
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Deleted scene from the BOSTON LEGAL pilot (2004)
#I'd say he's me but I did pushups today :/ still hate em tho#james spader#alan shore#boston legal#*#denny crane#brad chase#how it feels to gif blegal again after suffering through the horrible lighting on the blacklist s10 馃槏馃帀馃檹馃コ馃グ馃檶馃槏馃憦#even unaired scenes from the 2000s are shot better than most TV shows in the 2020s our society is sick!!!!!
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HERMITCRAFT WORKOUT (for funsies)
-pushups, situps, squats, whatever every time a shrieker goes off in decked out (2 for stumble)
-deaths in anything are burpees
-timelapses you do wall sits/planks or something
-recaps at the beginning and end are time for stretching
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the pushup scene sucks but I love people going "isabela would never apologize to anyone!" "she would not care about offending people!" like isabela is rude in a funny way, yes. but she does not offend people for the sake of being an asshole. It's not fucking Morrigan.
+it's been what? 13 years? She could have had character development, you know. Morrigan surely had one.
(not that there is a way for character development if they dont care about... how her character developed in the second one?)
(obviously those people just think isabela, because they like her, would spit their beliefs in Taash's face. As we know Isabela hates when people live the way they want. Always against it.
#dragon age 2#i dont hate morrigan btw but she wasnt the nicest gal#dragon age veilguard#i do however think the whole pushup thing is embarassing#there was no conflict to begin with since she apologized immediately#but if she had a problm shed just fight it out
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having a lovely time at my boyfriend's house but his lizard fuuuucking hates me and it's hilarious. she does like a halfhearted threat display every time i look at her
#ignore me#ive asked a few times if im stressing her out and i should sleep somewhere else#but he says no she's just old and hates everyone except him#she's a skink and she's not even showing me her tongue or anything she just bobs up and down when i look at her#intimidating me by doing pushups
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To brighten your day, imagine, Paya, Koko and Cottla are able to help each other exercise in this way;
-Paya holds a wooden plank over her shoulders to deadlift
-Koko and Cottla stand on the plank to serve as weights and practice balancing
Koko and Cottla are Paya and Sheik's personal workout assistants (aka the weights) and they both teach them little easy exercises too when they want to participate
#sheik does pushups and/or planks with koko and cottla sitting on his back#paya and sheik gym partners thank you#also i HATE to sound like a gym rat but i think the exercise youre thinking of is an overhead press!#a deadlift is where you bend at the waist and pick up a barbell off the floor stand up straight and then put it back down again#I SOUND LIKE A GYM BRO IM SORRT DJHDJFJHSHF#asks
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The euphoric moment when a skinny femme realises her biceps are bigger than Phil's 馃ぉ馃ぉ馃ぉ
#well. about the same size#relative to body size#all my p.e. teachers hated me bc i could never do a pushup and boy does this feel like vindication#phan#it's really not but i don't want to let the cause down. i already let my gym teachers down
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fitness coaches and personal trainers hate him! local man does over 100 pushups by doing 35 pushups 3 times
#this is a lie i haven't done any yet today#local man hates fitness coaches they keep showing him advanced pushups that also tone obliques like stoppp lol i can't do that
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lol
#had a good cackle at this one but also just so sad#trans receipts#tra receipts#when i was wearing bras (stopped around 14yo) i haTED lace bras. they felt awful#way worse than a pushup.
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what are ur sim traits? 馃憖
sims 3: grumpy, neurotic, good sense of humor, absent-minded, and observant.
sims 4: erratic, bookworm, active. (i use mods for ts4 and completely forgot you can only have three. i want to mod a trait bundle that's like 'horse girl' and 'intimidated by horse girls.')
everyone should do this for their muses the moment i have a moment to make a dumb muse quiz out of this question.
#ooc#dedinside1995#just another manic munday#<333#{simmers: i hate the sims 4 it's not like people randomly start doing pushups at their friend's house irl}#{me: *doing pushups at their friend's house* if i stop moving for 90 seconds i'll die :~D}
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going to the gym seems like the most overwhelming stressful thing i personally could possibly put myself through and on top of that i have literally nobody in my life that i could bring to help me out and ease my anxiety lol sad bc i want to get in shape like there actually has to be other ways to do it though like am i crazy or
#idk i've seen way too many people lately like 'at home workouts dont work'#maybe this is just big gym propaganda though cuz why would me getting on the floor and doing a pushup not be effective#and i dont need the fucking glute machines or whatever lol i actually would very much like my ass to shrink#ive had a fat ass my whole life and i hate it!!!
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managed to do 20 minutes of my sad little disabledboy workout today and i cleaned my room (well hoovered most of the dead stinkbugs anyways) and also changed my sheets im winning at this functioning day to day thing
#i looked up some things to do with extre fatigue and im saddened to report that i did start doing wall pushups and they do help. i fucking#hate that and i refused to do them 4 yrs bc everyone calls them girl pushups here and it makes me super dysphoric#anyway. one day i will be able to do one full pushup
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Having dirty thoughts only to have them derailed by that 'this is what the guy in hotel transylvania would fuck like' post
#with the. person doing pushups all sped up with like. a fish eye lense#yah it is stuck to my brain and i hate it plz stop馃槶#VERY lazy of me not to just find the post but i dont wanna
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i faced the mortifying ordeal of clothes shopping for my new business casual job and succeeded ;u;
#dryad speaks#i found two pairs of pants that fit me in the hips/waist#(i'll need to hem them this weekend and will probably slim the lets down more but that is a later!dryad problem)#and got a couple blouses to round out what i already have#AND MIRACLE OF MIRACLES I FOUND A SINGLE BRA THAT FITS PROPERLY *AND* IS A MATERIAL THAT I DON'T HATE#(it is the most practical looking bra i have ever purchased and that makes me a little sad inside)#(but considering i searched for an hour to find bras in my size that weren't terrible materials or strapless or pushups)#(i will take this as a win and just begrudgingly accept the full price tag)
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if i cannot relapse i GUESS i will just start working out.
#ned flander's very own blog#when my dad first found out about my self harm he literally told me to start doing pushups instead#i hate to say it but it was actually very helpful#relapse ment
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