#I hate lice seasons sm

[godnectar]

Kinda off to a bad start, for a little background family member of mine just got a job after being unemployed for 7 months so im watching their kids. I got lice from them so I have to drop some money to get treatment.

-Hazel

that's awful fr, hun :( hope treatment works nicely for u and get rid of them soon 🫶

[nxies]

╰      ♡   SEX  EDUCATION  SENTENCE  STARTERS. sentences  from    season  one,    episode  one    of  netflix’s    sex  education.    contains  heavy  themes  of  sex,    drugs,    and  bullying.    feel  free  to  adapt  where  you  see  fit.

❛  d’you  like  my  tits  ?  ❜

❛  where’s  the  spunk,  [ name ]  ?  ❜

❛  you  having  some  kind  of  preemptive  midlife  crisis  ?  ❜

❛  thanks  for  everything,  mum.  uh,  [ name ].  [ name ].  definitely  [ name ].  ❜

❛  your  mum's  new  boyfriend  is  a  big,  hot,  sticky  wet  dream.  ❜

❛  [ name ],  how  are  you  getting  on  with  your  penis  ?  ❜

❛  i’m  not  a  fucking  eunuch,  all  right  ?  ❜

❛  just  because  he’s  the  only  other  gay  in  our  year,  it  doesn’t  mean  you  have  to  fancy  him.  ❜

❛  what’re  you  looking  at,  el  pervo  ?  ❜

❛  he  called  you  a  spanish  pervert.  ❜

❛  excuse  me.  i  gave  two  and  a  half  handjobs  to  that  guy  i  met  at  butlin’s.  ❜

❛  i  heard  she  bit  [ name ]  on  the  scrote  and  now  it’s  all  wonky,  like  a  discount  avocado.  ❜

❛  i  heard  she  sucked  off  twelve  guys  in  ten  minutes  for  a  dare.  ❜

❛  are  you  a  complete  moron  ?  ❜

❛  fuck  off,  snowflake.  ❜

❛  head  boys  notoriously  peak  too  early.  i’d  watch  out,  if  i  were  you.  ❜

[ sms ]  :  meet  me  after  class.

❛  . . .  you  set  my  desk  on  fire  ?  ❜

❛  dude,  your  mum  has  a  lot  of  weird  sex  shit  in  the  house.  ❜

❛  d’you  reckon  his  brain  is  so  small�� ‘cause  his  dick  is  so  big  ?  ❜

❛  my  auntie  got  eaten  by  wasps.  ❜

❛  how’s  it  going  with  knobzilla  ?  ❜

❛  the  thing  is,  he  can  be  really  sweet  when  no  one’s  watching.  ❜

❛  ta-ra,  lad.  ❜

❛  see  you  later,  pet.  ❜

❛  smoking  is  definitely  not  vegan.  ❜

❛  my  ham  !  ❜

❛  tell  anyone  and  i’ll  maim  you.  ❜

❛  how  long  is  this  gonna  take,  new  kid  ?  ❜

❛  do  you  wanna  get  monged  ?  ❜

❛  there’s  a  ball  bag  on  the  tv.  ❜

❛  you  should  get  on  pornhub.  there’s  loads  of  stuff  on  there.  you  can  watch  a  cgi  demon  fuck  a  horse.  ❜

❛  you’ve  got  a  sex  dungeon.  ❜

❛  your  mum’s  cool.  why  aren’t  you  cool  ?  and  she’s  hot.  why  didn't  you  say  she  was  hot  ?  ❜

❛  —— ejaculation.  jizz,  spunk  . . .  man  milk  !  ❜

❛  information  is  empowering.  ❜

❛  okay,  calm  down.  take  a  breath.  let’s  . . .  let  the  negative  energy  dissipate.  ❜

❛  you  need  to  stop  analysing  everything  i  do.  ❜

❛  okay,  i’m  going  to  my  room,  because  i’m  angry  and  i  need  some  space.  ❜

[ sms ]  :  are  you  still  alive  ?

❛  we’re  just  fucking,  [ name ].  we  don’t  need  to  know  each  other’s  postcodes.  ❜

❛  you  know  the  rules.  ❜

❛  hello,  lover.  ❜

❛  can  you  not  even  get  hard  now  ?  am  i  that  bad  ?  ❜

❛  it’s  fine.  he  was  baked.  he’s  probably  forgotten  all  about  it.  ❜

❛  i  can  feel  it.  look,  it’s  throbbing.  ❜

❛  it  could  have  been  a  lot  worse.  she  could  have  been  stroking  an  actual  penis.  ❜

❛  i  know  it  was  you  who  sent  that  video  around.  ❜

❛  it  feels  like  it’s  gonna  explode,  and  not  in  a  good  way.  ❜

❛  think  of  this  room  as  being  four  walls  of  trust  :  anything  you  say  is  fine.  there’s  no  judgement.  ❜

❛  is  three  viagras  bad  ?  ❜

❛  i  feel  lightheaded  and  i  can  taste  scampi.  ❜

❛  you  could  besiege  a  castle  with  that  thing.  ❜

❛  maybe  you  should  try  it  some  time  instead  of  being  such  a  joy  fucker.  ❜

❛  girls  talk,  clodpole.  ❜

❛  i  just  can’t  stop  thinking  about  stuff  when  we’re  shagging.  ❜

❛  what  if  my  dad  walks  in  and  it’s  right  when  i’m  blowing  my  load  and  i  can’t  stop  and  he  sees  my  jizz  face  ?  ❜

❛  sounds  to  me  like  you’re  experiencing  some  performance  anxiety.  ❜

❛  i  wish  i  could  be  a  normal  kid.  with  a  normal  dick.  and  a  normal  dad.  ❜

❛  so  everyone’s  wrong  and  i’m  basically  awesome  ?  ❜

❛  be  proud  of  your  penis  and  your  heritage.  ❜

❛  your  mum  really  got  in  my  head.  she’s  like  some  kind  of  sexy  witch.  ❜

❛  yes,  it  is  large,  but  i’ve  done  some  googling,  and  it’s  actually  just  above  average  in  terms  of  worldwide  adult  statistics.  ❜

❛  you  have  to  break  up  with  him.  ❜

❛  i  have  to  tell  you  something.  ❜

[ talking  to  genitals ]  ❛  welcome  back  old  friend.  how  i’ve  missed  you.  ❜

❛  i  wanted  to  do  it  one  last  time.  for,  like,  memories.  ❜

❛  sorry,  but  it’s  over.  ❜

❛  thing  is,  school’s  hard  enough  without  having  to  date  an  actual  flasher.  ❜

❛  i  can’t  masturbate.  ❜

❛  i  can’t  masturbate  and  i  don’t  want  to  talk  about  it.  ❜

❛  your  advice  was  shit.  ❜

❛  everyone’s  got  a  picture  of  my  lovely  big  dick.  ❜

❛  she  hates  herself,  but  she  can’t  stop  wanking.  ❜

❛  yeah,  he’s  definitely  giving  everyone  pubic  lice.  ❜

❛  you  have  a  gift.  it  would  be  irresponsible  to  waste  it.  ❜

❛  your  words  made  him  come  . . .  sort  of.  ❜

[be21zh]

Dec 15, 2018

dreamt my passed mom rescue my education again. she visited my enhancement class and entrusted me not gave up. my sinful cousin, ie first grandson of my grandpa, also appeared among parents of high education seekers. my mother prayed for my higher education so hard that I touched and started focusing, standing firm among those preparing university entrance exam national wide. later I haunted zoo where I returned with missing. I queried the attenders for some animal, say dolphin, the crew told me I should visit next area in the zoo. I retreated. yesterday I first time gave up gazing my favorite woman dancer in open space of QRRS plaza. one of the dancer among the public exercising team shew contempt last dusk and let me wonder consequence of local mafia's interference, including the world largest mafia, CCP. when I passed them before the music whipping the dance, I heard some of them laughed loudly, apparently tried to attract me. when I returned my dorm, the facing room again half open their door, indicating their threat of break-in of my dorm under PRC surveillance cooperation. in the night the surveillance desperately booted up to interact with me, meddling my episode watching and youtube night news stream. in boring of the total control of my web traffic through China telecom gateway, I tried to reach out my contacts on my mobile, till sms one of my Univ. alumni with good wish. near bedtime ie. soon after 10pm, the state agent on upper floor again gathered to gabble, their noise likely amplified to echo in my room, desperately aiming to intercept my routine and mindset. they are rats lair before flood, cling anything might evade ruin or elimination. like dying CCP or the tyrant in nowadays PRC, their race before fate wipes them from their root timed and doomed, since their improper disability and hatred toward people of China, the peaceful tribe. God dad, rip me sooner poisoned PRC surveillance against my sanity. secure my work space in brilliant sunrise. if it means killing, let me annihilate enemies of my Empire of China from my ancestor, let me cleanse the lice of bloodsucking, thief of intelligence, hooligan of mob and violence in gracious blessing Christian universe. save my world before ruin, survive my people in global food crisis. grant us happy weekend tomorrow, grant me another meal daily. thx dad God, in this anxious free December morning.

Dec 8, 2018

dreamt a guy likely my once colleague, Xu, accompanied me to tour his campus. it's likely a privileged university, say Peking Univ. or Tsinghua Univ. he then showered in a jammed basement spa, where a sophomore just locked in mistakenly a night. after shower he let barber there to haircut but the latter refused, for his hair style always short and straight like me, and lately refurbished so no need to do it again. then they two rode bike through the hill roads in the campus, trying joining a volleyball team there playing. the guy's girlfriend ran into and stayed awhile with the guy. yesterday meant much for me, for my first Japanese sabot arrived. PRC surveillance obviously meddled, first delayed logistics several days after the taobao vendor handover. when I buzzed the vendor, she checked it and claimed the goods ran short and asked my permission for a replacement. she replied lately and trying avoid my contacting. after second deliver, it costs a week to fulfill, much longer than usual. even arrived Harbin, our provincial capital, it took more than 2 days to reach me when should in day. but after all, it satisfies me. I put on as soon as unbox, and ditched PRC plastic product I bought online several months ago and wrecked recent weeks. the toilet room near my dorm frequently heavily messed by blue collar workers around, and heavy dirt on ground with dirty water, now I wouldn't afraid it, for the sabot has less contacting surface on its bottom, less likely got stained in the tentatively hate drove fouled open space, likes total PRC under hooligan CCP monopoly. my socks didn't have 2 toes, so I ordered a new set from taobao.com copes it. seemingly the wooden sabot not so cold indoor and hopefully new socks will put my feet in comfort. last dusk also rewarding me. I found spices coupon dispatched by my once employer, QRRS, due to expired next Monday, I launched at once to shift it to my son. I met him when he leaving his middle school. I handover coupon, pocket money, OS patch on portable storage, kissed his cheek and left. in the night after contacted him I booked 2 dining out for coming seasonal holiday, a buffet and a Japanese cuisine. I also settled monthly cinema next next weekend. on night before yesterday I buzzed my hometown nephew and his dad, exchanged view and briefed recent changes, urged the young man to seek learning in cyberspace. the kindness driven by gratefulness my concerned women left me around. I appreciate so much for fullness in my life entering late half. they left my waist painful in the night and I pray cure in thanksgiving. God dad, my new socks arrive hours later. grant us financial Independence. grant me another meal daily, or complementary some bread daily. bring me sooner my Royal China, my Crown Queen from Japan, Asoh Yukiko. in these 2 one meal a day weeks, thx for hunger didn't pester me. grant me meanings in my starvation. survive me and my world in the global crisis of food shortage.

Nov 29, 2018

dreamt first at hometown where a wedding ceremony underwent. then found it was my marriage. there are many traditional protocol in ceremony. the cousin, ie. the first son of my dad's elder brother, and his mom, who long time envied my family's luck, meddled in traditional practices with their evil intention. in the end, our tribe entrusted to train ourselves for ethnic war and fatal adversity. then dreamt Elon Musk, with his father, both successful entrepreneur. I wondered why them driven to be so diligent even overactive. then lengthily a dream about family affair at hometown but I forgot it now after late sleep. QRRS, my once long time employer, dispatching its annual rice coupon, I was informed by departmental cashier last dusk to fetch this morning. so I at once went over to fetch it. the refurbished HQ of the SOE has a gorgeous ground hall in which sunny and spacious. with this coupon my weekend reunion with my son will be glorified. I just broke contract with dorm canteen after its operative family shown despise. I now will hunt for meal everyday and risk penniless every living. I buzzed my younger brother who had been supporting my dorm canteen boarding for 3 years or so, monthly ¥700, about the change, but he yet not offer the aid direct to me after the cancelled mid deal. last night I thought of my financial hardness, my pinched purse which only left less than dozen bucks, and I recognized my support to my son's pocket money in a season, ¥800 remit to his alipay account boosted by last month's exceptional strong salary, near 6000 CNY around thanksgiving holiday, no optional but crisis adopts. my dearest son cares indeed about my empty promise to prepare his monthly pocket money ¥250, but in last year it constantly shift to other usage, say recent 2 purchases of computer. this poor niche now again confronted with premature requisite, left the year-end pale however our web asset renewed with the weighted salary. God dad, bring me sooner my Royal China, bring me my Crown Queen from Japan, Asoh Yukiko, for coming glory. grant us independent finance. rid me sooner off PRC merciless surveillance, insane cheap barking dog around with 24*7 espionage, esp on upper floor where they relentlessly made noise to notify their meddling coincidentally. grant us happy weekend with dine out Mcdonald. thx God in this sunny winter morning when I freed from routine canteen breakfast hussle and totol free agenda like a hunting bee.