#I hate her but I can’t help but relate to her 😒

[armando-triplepapito]

Girl same😫

[myokk]

HIIIIIII this is your secret valentines 🥰. Just wanted to say I’m a massive fan of your work and you helped me get into HL. I’ve been a silent follower for AGES.

anyways- enough of that- what’s some cute things about Seb and My Wife™️’s relationship? Like- going through an M&M bag and only picking out idk green ones bc they’re their partners favourite. Or thinking about them whenever they see a colour.

HELLO SECRET VALENTINE♥️♥️♥️♥️

Omg when I find out who you are…🤭🫶 I CANT BELIEVE I AM PART OF WHAT GOT YOU INTO THIS FANDOM😭😭 I am just a humble girl with no chill..😆♥️♥️♥️

Pretend this is a drawing of you and your wife Eloise🥰🥰 SEBASTIAN WHO????😒

ANYWAYS onto your question🫶🫶

Eloise LOVES reading & she’s gotten Sebastian into reading muggle literature. She always laughs at him though bc before they met he considered himself an avid reader but all he was reading was magical non-fiction😆 (SO BORING🥱 WHERE ARE THE BRUTAL CHARACTER STUDIES…THE ADVENTURE…THE ROMANCE ???????) and now they have CRAZY long discussions on Dumas, Dostoyevsky, Shakespeare. She always loves hearing his perspective bc he considers things in a way she NEVER would♥️ (in happy ending land I consider them to be big patrons of the arts in the future)

He ALWAYS saves a slice of lemon tart (Eloise’s favorite food, which Sebastian figured out just by observation 🤭) if he sees that it during meals🫶 and, another food-related thing: at breakfast they work in tandem, Eloise stirring some honey into her oatmeal as she hands the cinnamon to Sebastian, and he’s always reaching across to grab some cherries for her🫶

The two of them just very quickly found themselves comforted and comfortable in each others’ presence, something that they had never experienced before.

If you’ve read my oneshots that are Eloise but not named (😆) (I’ve expanded a bit on her personality in a way I can’t yet with my angst fic) you know she is VERY quick to be flustered but she HATES IT & never wants to show emotions if she can help it (unless of course she is getting her revenge😇). Sebastian LOVES this part of her though, AND he loves the fact that he’s the only one that can truly get her to open up and see her for who she really is.

Sebastián smells like cinnamon in my own little headcanon & it’s because he’s OBSESSED with it…adds it to his coffee, tea, oats, toast, WHATEVER. So there’s always a faint cinnamon scent clinging to him and his clothes and the smell starts to bring Eloise a lot of comfort once she associates it with him. Before, she wasn’t such a big fan of cinnamon but now?🤞💘🤭

I hope these answers make some sense!! My brain is still kind of mushy but I wanted to try my best and answer well🥹♥️♥️ HOPE YOURE HAVING A GREAT DAY !!!!!!!!

[spopsalt]

I found all of these on Pinterest TODAY. And I’m only gonna be able to unpack SOME of them.

“Better than the rest of the female population”? Jfc, did whoever make that one hate women or something? Because Catra is the lowest bar for a person. Not even a bar, that chick is the fucking floor.

I don’t even understand what the Jesus one is trying to say. But I don’t think I want to. Im pretty sure whoever made that is susceptible to falling into a cult. Which is fair, since this fandom essentially is one.

“We wants S4 Catra.” First off, I feel like they’re specifically saying S4 bc thats the season most people agree she’s legal. Second, that’s literally Catra ar her worse. Look, I understand liking villains. Im a simp for villain characters. But something tells me the type of person who made that meme doesn’t understand liking a villain and acknowledging they’re a villain. They probably think S4 is the best because she’s ‘Mommy’ or whatever, and would probably defend everything she did in that season and pretend she wasn’t a villain, without realizing S4 Catra (Every Catra really) would literally let someone die for being an inconvenience, try to murder suicide someone to prove a point, send someone to a death prison for saying no, and would essentially rip out someone’s pacemaker for a laugh. Yes, the perfect partner. 😒

“Why can’t Catra be real?” Well… Catra specifically doesn’t. But people like her do. Most of them are war criminals, dictators, politicians, mass murderers, abusers, ableists, rapists, people in positions of power, in jail, the type of person to hit someone for talking back, single for a reason, you get the idea. So, in short whoever is out here simping for Catra hopefully realizes the difference between reality and fiction when having a crush. And if they don’t, they need help. I’m not even getting into the fact about half of these are her as a minor (if not all of them.)

Btw, I’m not saying anyone who relates to Catra is a bad person like what I listed. You can relate to her and not actually be like her. But I think most if the toxic stans who ‘want someone like Catra’ are in it for the wrong reasons. I. E. ‘Mommy-dom Cat-girl UWU Catra’ which is literally just an abuser who has probably murdered a lot of people.

Exactly thank you! There's a disturbing amount of Catra simps and as a pansexual I can confirm I never simped for Catra (Or any fictional character if I'm honest) I mean I guess I could see why someone would due to some people simping for villain characters (For example I know a LARGE amount of the Rick and Morty Fandom want to smash Rick, there's literally an account dedicated to it) but I still don't get it. Whatever.

Also they should be happy that Catra isn't real because Catra would be in prison. Also who wants to be the Catra to my Adora...you mean who wants to be the abuser to my victim? I'm so incredibly distributed by Catra fans

[rainswept]

idk how baizhu overtook lyney’s place bc he mad ugly 😒😒 (i have the biggest beef w baizhu and i prayed on his downfall even before his release)

idk who you’re talking about in the first part but like.. on the topic of baizhu:

it’s not really about his looks, more about his story and his nature. i admire his determination and dedication, even in the face of something that is damn near impossible — he says he wants to gain immortality because if he does not, either changsheng will die (without a contract holder), or those in the future taking baizhu’s place will continue to suffer and die early instead. despite having already been weak before he met changsheng, he continues to use her abilities to drain himself of health to help others. i honestly admire him and real people like him for that.

he’s also quite relatable to me, seeing as i deal with similar issues as he does. obviously they’re not.. as bad, not all of my organs are diseased (😭), but i still have my days i struggle to leave my bed and spend most of my life in pain.

i was reading his character story 5 the other day and i was like damn. it made me genuinely sad knowing his death is most likely imminent. partly because i love him, partly because he was so relatable to me. not that i’m worried about my own death, i haven’t been for a long time now, but that there are a lot of people out there going through similar issues that can tell or know they will die before they should and can’t do a thing about it. also the fact that, while he likely won’t die in game, we basically know he will far sooner than anyone else. it’s just. ugh. and just that desperation for immortality, something so unattainable, a cure, to save himself and changsheng and countless others now and in the future. it’s just.. it’s so bittersweet to me. it’s doomed, probably. it upset me as i was reading it, and that’s how i know a character’s lore is good smh. idk how to put all my feelings about him into words because it’s all very personal, so i’m sorry if this is incoherent 😭

also he’s also relatable in other ways. e.g. he is germ conscious !! look at him go he’s so cool!! i’d actually be able to hang out w/ him without dying

also he ^ is so me fr.

anyway no baizhu hate in my inbox 🙄🙄🙄 this is a baizhu loving blog. joking u can hate on him in asks if you want but i will make long ass arguments like this every time

[captnjacksparrow]

I don't know why Kishimoto made Sasuke do forehead poking to Sakura and Sarada. And people calling it "Uchiha thing" "Uchiha forehead tap" "Uchiha forehead poke" like bro except Itachi can you show me which Uchiha did that freaking gesture before? Stop adding "UCHIHA" everytime you mention that gesture. I hate it so much. Just now I saw a post saying "i have a secret feeling that Sarada may do the uchiha forehead tap to boruto in the future" and seeing attached pic you can clearly tell that person also thinks it's a romantic gesture / a gesture to show your love.

I love Itachi, I love Sasuke so much. Especially Itachi I have a special place in my heart for him, I have respect for him. And it's freaking annoying what Itachi did Kishimoto made Sasuke do the same with those trash girls. He should've leave that gesture between those brothers. 😒

Do you know what I thought when I saw Sasuke doing that gesture I was like did he just now sister zone her!? 🤔

Fans of Sakura and ss supporters are just like Sakura they never fails to prove it.

They can think whatever they want about that freaking gesture but using UCHIHA it's like they tryna show off hey see our girl maybe a trash still she managed to get the UCHIHA title show us respect bishes. If Sakura sees Sasuke as a trophy then those supporters are also same they use "Uchiha" word as a superior trophy title to show off. 🙄

Just like how Sakura never bother herself to know how Sasuke feels but still managed to get his d!ck, same her supporters doesn't give damn about the story but they're only in this fandom to get horny thinking Sasuke is a dominating daddy fuck!ng Sakura hard, misleading people using novel story and spreading their delusional thoughts, erasing Naruto from Sasuke's life, bad-mouthing about Naruto calling him misogynist, blaming Kishimoto, portraying Sakura as someone which isn't she. Those supporters think Sasuke uses his Sharingan while fuck!ng their queen, girl boss so that he can scan her using his Sharingan to feel her more, of course I'm saying it cuz I saw their posts and what they wrote there.

Please pardon me if I made any mistakes in my writing and yeah that's all.

I should have known!!!!

I should have known before that I shouldn't be reading an Ask while drinking Coffee because the possibility of spitting everywhere is highly possible.....

And that's what I did while reading this!!!!!

But that frustration in your Ask is plain Evident.....

they're only in this fandom to get horny thinking Sasuke is a dominating daddy fuck!ng Sakura hard

Those supporters think Sasuke uses his Sharingan while fuck!ng their queen, girl boss so that he can scan her using his Sharingan to feel her more

I'm saying it cuz I saw their posts and what they wrote there.

God!!!! This bit cracked me up!!!!! I can't!!! LOLOL

As for that scanning with Sharingan during smexy times.... I think it exists in SNS fandom’s fanfiction too... LOL... It would be hypocritical to blame just SS... [[I never read fanfictions before but I started one recently... It was there!!!]]

As long as it stays in Fanfiction... It's all fine... But they are going so far as to write it in posts... Hmmm!!!!

Okay I found an interesting parallel related to your Words in this Ask...

I found this Hilarious review about 50 Shades of Grey Novel series...

"Bored Housewives everywhere are schliking (fapping) to the idea of some high-handed emotional fuckwit like Christian Grey swooping and pounding their stench trenches into oblivion"

This words totally matches up with your Dominating Daddy thing... LOL... I can’t help but add this reviewer's frustrated comment.

Here's another one...

I'm Haruno Sakura.... I'm awkward, insecure, petty, jealous, naive, ignorant and about as intelligent as your common, garden-variety grub. I Love Sasuke-Kun, who alternatively humiliates me, threatens me, laughs at me, orders me around, guilt trips me, has zero respect for my boundaries, sulks when he doesn't get his way, and undergoes more mood swings than a menopausal schizophrenic on meth....

This is how they portray Sasuke in SS Fan Arts and Fan Fictions and even in Canon..... Like Sakura was this naive and innocent angel who saved Sasuke out of Darkness... Sasuke throws temper tantrums, mood swinging, has no Zero respect towards Sakura during their hot times.....

So.... These women are consuming these kind of BDSM Novels, projects their Fantasies onto Sasuke and calls Kishimoto as Misogynist which just gives me an everlasting disgust towards their Minds.

As for that Forehead Poke... At first, It really irritated me so much (as an Itachi fan myself)... But I knew the meaning behind this Gesture and made peace with it... As long as he don't bump his head with hers... It's tolerable. [[Still it irritates me... It should have stayed with those Brothers]]

They are the only fandom to consider a simple Gesture into romantic...

How is it that when Sasuke receives from Itachi and gives it to Sarada... it's considered as Brotherly and Fatherly... but when it was given to Sakura it's romantic??? Especially the meaning behind that Poke was explicitly mentioned by the Creator himself.

I would've agreed if this was a Forehead Kiss. Because Kiss carries a different meaning with different relationship.

They are putting Sasuke into an Incest zone by making Forehead Poke into a Romantic Gesture, which I want to avoid at all costs.... (Oh by the way.... Sarada did flick Boruto’s forehead in the new episode... But It’s not poking though)

[morganaseren]

Tag 10 People You’d Like to Know Better

Tagged by: @illusivesoul Thanks!

Tagging: @alessandramortt, @spectralhero, @noeldressari, @this-is-something-idk-what No pressure if you don’t want to, of course!

I'll leave the template here and leave my own answers under the cut.

Relationship status:

Favourite colour:

Favourite food:

Song stuck in your head:

Last thing you Googled:

Time:

Dream trip:

Last book you read:

Last book you enjoyed reading:

Last book you hated reading:

Bonus:

Favourite thing to cook/bake:

Favourite craft to do in your spare time:

Most niche dislike:

Opinion on circus(es) now and in history:

Do you have a sense of direction and if not what is the worst way you ever got lost:

Relationship status: Single although I have this perpetual crush on someone at work, and I’m annoyed/exasperated at myself because I revert into a tongue-tied, useless lesbian every time I’m around her. HELP!

Favourite colour: Red

Favourite food: Sushi

Song stuck in your head: In My Veins by Andrew Belle (I had sudden feelz about my Warden Niamh/Morrigan AU... 😭 )

Last thing you Googled: Lonely Together Sofia Karlberg lyrics (I heard it on Spotify, and now I have ongoing ideas for one of my Niamh/Leliana AUs... 😅)

Time: 5:15PM

Dream trip: I’d love to travel to Europe some day; I’ve never been overseas before. 

Last book you read: Forever Theirs by Anna Stone. It came up as a recommendation. Not my usual cup of tea, but it was a great read.

Last book you enjoyed reading: Captive in the Underworld by Lianyu Tan. If you ever wanted a female Hades meeting Persephone story with BDSM elements, then consider checking this one out!

Last book you hated reading: Deadly Kiss by Ariel Marie. Well, the recommendation algorithm can’t get it right all the time. 😒 This book reminded me why I don’t normally look for smut when it comes to my leisure reading... Maybe it’s because I’m ace, but I just prefer some measure of substance before we jump into the sexy bits, y’know? 😂

Bonus: Bonus fact? Uh, I’m terribly near-sighted, I guess?

Favourite thing to cook/bake: Cookies.

Favourite craft to do in your spare time: Writing’s considered a craft, right? I think that’s the only thing I’m really crafty with. 🤣

Most niche dislike: This is mostly just related to video games, but there are just certain characters I genuinely dislike, and I can’t understand what people find enjoyable about them even when given evidence of said characters’ canonically-terrible histories and toxic behaviors. Along that same vein, there are in-game choices that people make that I will never agree with.

Opinion on circus(es) now and in history: I’ve been to a circus once in my life, and I was really too young to really process much of it. I think that had to do with the fact that I couldn’t see anything too well. If I recall correctly, I was more fascinated by the glowstick necklace I got prior to the show starting. 😂 I personally don’t really like the idea of animals being made to do tricks for an audience’s enjoyment, especially if we have performers willing to entertain them instead.

Do you have a sense of direction and if not what is the worst way you ever got lost: Ironically enough, my sense of direction is better in video games than it is in real life. 🤣 I live out in the suburbs of a major city, and when I had to attend university in the downtown area, I ended up getting lost for over an hour, and by that time, class had already started, so I ended up missing my first day of class.