#I got cast as one of Gaston’s girl groupies and then emailed saying I couldn’t accept the part

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Anyways the cuntiest thing I ever did in my life was go to a community theater audition for Beauty and the Beast. after sitting through a bunch of auditions (do NOT sing Watch What Happens from Newsies for an audition the tempo is INSANELY DIFFICULT, once you get off it you can’t get back on and it’s painful for everyone involved) I got up, coughed a couple times, apologized for being “sick” in a “I have a cold” voice and then busted out the best rendition of The Simple Joys of Maidenhood from Camelot I’d ever done.