#I giggled very hard picturing this

[fuck-john-calvin]

cheated finds out that hunted is going on a blind date, tracks the date down and pays them off not to go and then pretends to be said date by wearing a fake mustache and sunglasses. cheated thinks he's being so sneaky but hunted is tipped off right away when cheated trips on the walk over to the restaurant table and screams 'FUCK' at the top of his lungs before faceplanting into someone else's food