#I get you Key

[orionember]

The Bisexual disaster of Long Live Evil is actually just me being attracted to Rae, Key, and almost every one else in this entire book.

I would do absolutely anything for every single one of the Vipers. I love all of them so much.

[egophiliac]

the gang's all here! commence slumber party

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[flurmitcraff]

Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.

[love-is-a-pearl]

everyone deserves shoulder mon rights

[silvermun]

This time I shall not yield! 🗡️

my full illustration for the @sonicshadowzine!

[writingbluerose]

uhhhh something something, Idia in his groom outfit ( NSFW-ish !!! )

You loved Idia, you loved his personality, his looks, everything about him. And that's exactly why you've been kissing him endlessly for about an hour with no sign of stopping

You initially started all this because today Idia's been kidnapped by a ghost bride who wanted to marry him because he, miraculously, checked all her boxes for an ideal husband. After he was rescued and safe in your arms, you got the opportunity to look at him closer, rather, you wanted to look closer at how good he looked in that groom suit of his. You didn't give him a chance to take it off as you quickly positioned yourself in his lap and started kissing him eagerly

Idia was sitting on the edge of his bed, your legs locked around his waist, hands around his neck. His hair was fully pink, just like his face and puffed lips. “W-wait! Too many attacks at once —*kiss* — you're doing critical damage!” Despite his protests, Idia's hands were gripping at your waist tightly, a signal that he did not, in fact, want you to stop. His suit was getting tighter with each time you planted a kiss on his lips.

“Y/N-! C-come on! Too many ki-kisses” Idia gasped between the kisses as you refused to let go “Shh, come now, I'm taking care of you. It's your fault for wearing this you know? Now I can't get off of you” His hair flared up in embarrassment as you noticed the reddish tips burning little hearts at the end. He liked this waaay too much for his own good ;

Suddenly, his whole body jolted when your tongue made contact with his lips, your eyes looking straight into his while repeating the motion until he slightly whimpered and opened his mouth for you. His grip tightened while small groans and moans left his mouth every time he felt your tongue going too deep. Leaning into him more, your fingers grabbed at his hair and undid his braid, grabbing a fistful of it, closing the space between your clothed bodies. Soon enough, he fell on the bed with you still on top of him, never ceasing your kissing.

Your lips left his and started kissing under his chin. Feeling your kisses, Idia eagerly started undoing his tie to allow you more access. Once you found his exposed neck you started kissing and biting making him whimper and slightly shiver every time you bit. But to his surprise, he suddenly felt you grinding against him, which made his whole body jump and jolt forward letting out something between a moan and a groan. You continued your ministrations until Idia felt like he was about to combust from the hotness of his skin “W-wait! Please- just le-let me get this off!” “Aww, already?” He nodded and, albeit begrudgingly, you got off him.

After he took his suit off, he turned to you and without any warning, coming closer and pinning you to the bed, with him on top of you this time, his lips spread into a victorious grin : “Whee hee hee I got you this time, pretty thing” He grabbed the back of your neck and pulled you into a very messy kiss, drool coming out of both of your mouths. Soon enough, you felt Idia grinding against you in return to your earlier teasing, though his pace was slightly faster than yours, the sound of his desperate ragged breaths close to your ears,

He's got you good now

© writingbluerose 2025

[moonchild-in-blue]

🍊 Oh, what was that? Sorry, I couldn't hear over my

ORANGE POUCH

that I made with my own two hands 🍊

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[slaps bag] this bad boy can fit SO much fruit!!!

Look at how neat that seam is! The rows! Wow!

[welcometogrouchland]

I have a LOTT of sketches I could post rn but these 2 are recent and I'm fond of them <3 Steph costume ideas and Tim/Damian cringe bickering inspired by Batman: Brave and the Bold #18!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

All he knows is flirt with men and lie.

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[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[babacontainsmultitudes]

The first few seconds of every dndads episode: Dungeons and Daddies is RoWdY HORNy vIOLenT podcast for grownups 🤪

The last few seconds of every dndads episode:

[richter-kale]

sometimes the love of your life is an emotionally unstable ER attending. and that is okay

[shadowhunter2003]

To me the most unrealistic part about ACOTAR is not the flying bats in human forms.

It’s the fact that no one normal is actively, currently, trying to jump Lucien’s bones.

[kristoffs-lullaby]

Jealousy, Jealousy