#I get that the trending in divorce these days is rightfully towards voting MAGA

[josephinekhawaja]

Oh fuck you. We already had a ‘Howard The Duck Got Hitched’ episode with Party Thor. We hardly need to lean into it. And on Christmas Day to boot to drive it into us more as TaserTricks shippers.

Thirteen years since the Thor film, three seasons of this show, and no fewer than 10 deaths (Odin, Frigga, Laufey, Heimdall, Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell, Jane Foster, and The Warriors Three) later and we still cannot even set up a meeting for OTP. In spite of the both of them making their MCU debut in literally the same film; and I am pretty sure Loki and Darcy Lewis are the only two characters from said film who have never met one another. Somebody write a fix-it in which sacred-timeline Loki tries to break up Howard the Duck and Darcy as a cosmic couple for shits and giggles only to end up catching feelings. (Like in the aftermath of the first Guardians of the Galaxy film, which also falls in the era of Loki still faking his death to the cosmos…I am just spitballing here.)

At least there is no missing Jotun!Loki singled out by the “One Final Watch” as a reminder this will probably be a continuation from the same party episode. And who knew our girl would end up the MCU mascot of Christmas, two years in a row, when I have always headcanoned her as being as Jewish as one Katherine Litwack. Will adjust it to her being half-Jewish then…she does vibe to me like a Christmukkah kind of girl.