#I get sad again then it starts so much I fucking hate u jimmy from mouthwash u fuck up anya mouthwash

[bungerbooey]

god bless mister radio head for giving us last flowers and motion picture soundtrack because I feel like a wounded dog.

Also I been crying about Anya from mouthwash oh my god my sweet summer angel i understand you and i love u . U don’t deserve any of this .

[johnsbleu]

Hold My Hand: John Wick x Reader Chapter 75

warnings: none hmh masterlist

Today is probably one of your favorite days so far weather wise. The sky is blue, scattered with puffy white clouds, and there’s a nice cool breeze. It’s not too hot, and it’s not too cold. It’s just perfect. Even more perfect since you won’t be sweating because you’ve decided to wear jeans.

You’re leaning back against the wall of a building waiting for John as he parks the car down the road a little. There was no where to park near the festival so John dropped you off and parked around the corner. You finally see him walking towards you, and you perk up a little when you make eye contact.

John is wearing jeans and a simple light gray t-shirt, but it nearly takes your breath away. You’ve looked at John’s face almost every day for nearly a year now, but you’re still not over how handsome he is. His cuts on his face are fading, and his hair is a little longer than usual, but he looks so fucking gorgeous.

He reaches out for your hand and smiles, “Ready?”

“Yup!”

Music is filling the air as you and John make your way through the festival gates, and there are booths on both sides of the road filled with all sorts of crafts. You don’t even know where to look because there’s so much to look at, but your focus is immediately drawn towards the flowers on the side of a shop.

Tugging John’s hand a little, you point over at the flowers, “I kinda want some flowers.”

John moves you to stand behind him as he pushes through the crowds of people, then he reaches for your hand again when you finally get in front of the shop. He picks up a bouquet of sunflowers and hands them to you, smiling as wide as he can.

“They’re beautiful.” you say, looking them over.

“Just like you.” he smiles, and you roll your eyes. “What? You knew I was going to say something like that, didn’t you?”

“Yeah, I really should know better by now.” you laugh and watch John as he hands the woman behind the booth a few dollars.

Almost every booth you walk past has something that catches your eye, and you’re half tempted to buy everything you see. There’s another booth that doesn’t have anyone at it, and you notice the woman behind it looks a little bummed, so you tug John’s hand and lead him over to it.

“Soaps!” you smile and bring a cube a soap to your nose to smell, “Ooh, I smell…vanilla.”

John nods his head as he smells it, then he grabs a small bag for you to fill, “Get some.”

You happily fill the bag up with soaps, then you and John continue your way down the street. You’ve kept your eyes peeled in case you see Shiloh and Gia, but so far, you haven’t. You spot a bench under a tree and point to it for you and John to sit down.

“Man, something smells good.” John says, looking around to find the source. He perks up a little more and smiles, “Ooh, baby, they have those big pretzels that you like. You know those kind you always get at the mall? You want one?”

“I kind of do.” you laugh and look over at John, “Are you gonna get something?”

John nods, “I’m gonna figure out what that smell is, and I’m gonna eat the whole booth when I do.”

You laugh loudly and tilt your head back when John leans down to kiss you. He starts to walk over to the booth, then he turns around and points at you.

“Do not move from here. I can’t lose you.”

“You always say that.” you laugh, and John gives you a disapproving look. You smile and shake your head, “I won’t move, I promise.”

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John is still gone, probably still trying to track down the smell. You’re looking at your phone at all the pictures you’ve posted on social media so far, and you’re finally replying to a few people who have texted you. Amanda, Grace from the shop, and your mom. Tess had texted you earlier while you were getting ready to leave, and you completely forgot to text her back.

Goose! I miss u so much, I can’t wait to see u again and tell u all about this place.

You open the text to reply when someone puts their hands over your eyes, “John, I hate this game.”

“It’s not me.” he laughs, and you pull one hand away from your face to see John standing in front of you. Whoever it is puts their hand over your eyes and you hear John laugh again.

“Gia?”

John laughs, “Nope.”

“Uh…” you feel the hands on your face and perk up, “No fucking way!”

Turning around, you see Jimmy and Tess standing there with smiles on their face, and you immediately get up to hug Tess.

“Holy shit!” you cup her face and laugh, “What are you doing here?”

Tess laughs and moves to sit on the bench, “We came to this festival and we were sitting on a bench over there, and I was like ‘hold on, that’s John’, Jimmy didn’t believe me, and I was like, ‘no, literally, look, it’s John’. And it was John just standing in line at a booth.”

“I’m so happy to see you!” you say, then you hug Jimmy. You sit down next to Tess and touch her belly, “It’s been like 3 days, but look at your belly!”

“I just ate a corndog, a slice of pizza, and had a root beer float. I’m on vacation, so I’m going all out with the food.”

“As you should.” you laugh and look over at John as he hands you your pretzel and drink. “How is your place? Do you like it?”

Jimmy sits down on the ground in front of you and laughs, “It’s so nice. We went horseback riding the other day, that was very fun.”

“Yeah, our place is really nice.” Tess nods, “It’s really quiet there too. There’s never anyone around, so it’s just been Jimmy and I having this whole place to ourselves. It’s been really nice.”

“Tonight we’re going to lay under the stars.” Jimmy smiles as he looks at Tess.

You smile, “That’s really sweet. So you’re not far from here then? I mean, if you knew about this festival.”

Jimmy shakes his head, “It was about a 20 minute drive.”

“About 10 for us.” John says, and he smiles when you perk up to see what he’s eating, “Pulled pork sandwich, want a bite?”

You nod your head and lean forward to take a bite of his sandwich, then you cover your mouth as you chew. You smile to yourself when you spot Gia and Shiloh, who has her face painted to look like a butterfly.

Shiloh sees you and takes off running, then she stops and slowly sneaks up behind John. You’re praying like hell he won’t turn on assassin mode when two unfamiliar arms wrap around his neck. Tess furrows her brow a little as she watches Shiloh sneak up behind John, and John is so into his food, he isn’t even paying attention.

“Gotcha!” Shiloh says, wrapping her arms around John’s shoulders as best as her tiny arms can.

John looks over his shoulder and smiles, “Hey, you. Whoa, look at your cool painted face!”

“I’m a butterfly!” she says, flapping her arms and spinning in a circle.

“You look pretty cool!” John says, smiling wide as he watches Shiloh jumping up and down.

“Who the hell is that?” Tess asks, leaning closer to you.

Laughing quietly, you lean over to Tess, “That’s Shiloh, her mom is Gia. She owns the tree house we’re staying in.”

Gia walks over and shrugs, “I can’t keep her away from you two!”

“Hi, Gia.” you smile and gesture to Tess and Jimmy, “This is my sister, Tess, and her husband, Jimmy.”

She reaches out to shake their hands and sits down next to John, “I’m Gia, and this one is Shiloh. She’s also very obsessed with John and Y/N.”

“Hi, Shiloh. I’m Jimmy.” he reaches for her hand and shakes it, “You look so cool with your butterfly facepaint. I might have to get one!”

“You could be…uh…” she tilts her head, thinking, “A tiger!”

Jimmy nods, “I like it, maybe I can convince my wife to take me to get my face painted.”

Shiloh looks at Tess and smiles, then she looks at her belly, “You’re having a baby?”

“Shiloh.” Gia scolds her.

Tess puts her hands on her belly and laughs, “I am having a baby.”

“When?” she asks, scooting between you and Tess on the bench.

“Pretty soon, like in a month.”

Shiloh gasps and looks over at Gia, “Mommy, you should have another baby.”

Gia scoffs, “Yeah, I’ll think about that.”

“I have a goat named Nancy.” Shiloh says, looking up at Tess.

Tess laughs loudly and looks at Shiloh, “That is a wonderful name.”

Gia sighs and looks at Shiloh, “Love, we should get going. Mama will be home soon and you probably want to show her your cool butterfly face, huh?”

Shiloh hops off the bench and flaps her arms as she walks back over to Gia, “Yes, mommy.”

“Hey, you,” you call out to Shiloh, and she turns around, “Are we still havin’ a pool party tomorrow?”

Shiloh squeals loudly as she jumps up and down, “Yes!”

“It was nice to meet you, Shiloh.” Tess says, then she looks at Gia, “You too!”

Gia reaches out to shake her hand, smiling, “Yeah, you too.”

You watch as Shiloh wraps her arms around John’s neck and hugs him, and you smile as big as you can when John hugs her back. He taps her on the nose, then he watches as she flaps her arms and runs down the sidewalk in front of Gia.

Tess sighs loudly and sits back a little on the bench, “So, when are you two going home?”

“Uh, two days, I think?” you say, looking at John as he nods, “Yeah, two more days. Kinda sad to leave it all behind, but Mill Neck will be having their summer festival soon, so we have that to look forward to, you’re due next month, John and I have a wedding to plan for. So much stuff is coming up. I guess it’s best that we kinda get back to our lives, huh?”

“You’re planning your wedding already?”

You shrug and look at Tess as you begin to smile, “I have a day set in mind, which I’m going to keep to myself until I talk to John about it. We want something small for the ceremony. I mean small. Smaller than yours, so probably only about 15 people. Maybe even less.”

“That’s a good idea though. You know, just people that you care about.” Tess nods.

You shrug again, “Well, John won’t have many people there and I don’t want it to just be our family, so it’ll probably just be mom and Dan for the wedding. Then I suppose more extended family for the reception.”

Tess stands up from the bench and stretches her back, “Hey, babe, we’re gonna walk around a bit, okay?”

Jimmy looks away from John and nods, “Yeah, I’ll be here.”

You smile at John and touch his shoulder as you walk past him. Tess is starting to waddle, and her belly is seriously showing today. She looks pretty damn cute. You wouldn’t even know she was pregnant unless you saw her bump though.

“Sorry, I have to get up and move.” she says, looking at the booths as you walk past. “He’s moving so much lower, and I’m getting so much bigger lately. He’s ready to come out, I’m hoping I’ll make it to 40 weeks at this point.”

“He wants to meet his mommy.” you laugh and look at a booth with jewelry, “Oh, these are cute bracelets.”

Tess holds up a necklace with an F on it and smiles, “I think I’m gonna buy this. How cute is this?”

“Very cute.” you look through the jewelry more, and you suddenly remember Shiloh telling you that John needs a ring. “I wonder what John’s ring size is.”

“Can I help you?” the man who owns the booth ask, looking at you.

“Uh, well, I want to get a ring for my fiance, but I don’t know his ring size.” you laugh and point at a ring, “That one looks nice. It’s just kind of plain, but I like it.”

“I think Jimmy was like a 10. John is probably like, a 11.” Tess smirks, looking at you, “He has thick fingers.”

You roll your eyes as Tess laughs, “Yeah, I’ll just get a few different sizes.”

You pull the money out of your purse, then you tuck the rings away so John won’t see them. Looking over your shoulder, you see Tess standing at an ice cream stand, so you walk over to join her.

The two of you head back over to John and Jimmy, who are still sitting on the grass and talking. John tilts his head back as he laughs, then he looks over at you and reaches for your hand as he gets off the ground.

“Hey, peach.” he smiles, leaning down to kiss you, “You got ice cream.”

“Mhm.” you nod, giving John some.

Tess leans against Jimmy’s shoulder and smiles, “You two aren’t leaving anytime soon, are you?”

“Hell no,” John laughs, “There’s a whole lantern thing happening later.”

“Wait, a lantern thing?” you look at John, and a smile spreads across your face, “Like the lantern thing I told you that I wanted to do a long time ago?”

“Yes.” he nods, then he reaches for your hand as he begins walking away.

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The field is full of kids running around and people sitting on blankets. You didn’t know you were coming here, so you didn’t pack a blanket, but John, of course, did. He sets the blanket down on the ground, then he sits down and pulls you in between his legs.

The sun has started to set and the breeze is beginning to get colder as a result. You shiver a little as you lean back in John’s arms, and he wraps them around you more to keep you warm.

Tess is sitting on the edge of blanket, looking at everything she bought at the festival, “Oh, I got this cool cute little rock thing that looks like a ladybug for mom. Thought she’d like it in her garden. I got…a necklace, you were with me when I bought that. I got this cool painting that we’re going to put in our living room, but it’s in the car.”

“Yeah, it’s like a cool painting of a tree.” Jimmy says, watching Tess look through her stuff.

Tess looks up at you and smiles, “What did you get?”

You look at Tess and tilt your head back as you think, “Uh, I got some flowers, which are in the car. Probably dying. I got some soaps, John got this cool sign with a W on it. We can put it on our front step, or in the garden in the front of the house, that’d be cool. John and I got these cute little stockings for Christmas that say Mr. Wick and Mrs. Wick.”

“What?” Tess gasps, “Where was that? I want one for us!”

You point across the street at the Christmas booth, “Literally right there.”

Tess looks behind her, then she looks at you and rolls her eyes.

“I can walk back and get us one.” Jimmy suggests, “It’s just across the street.”

John nods, “I can go with. Grab us something to drink.”

“Oh,” you tilt your head back and look at John, “Okay.”

John presses a kiss to your lips, then he stands up and walks with Jimmy across the street. You watch the two of them until a big group of people block your view and you lose track of them. You turn back to Tess as she smells the candle she bought, and she holds it up to your nose.

“Smells good.”

She nods, “That is does. So, you had no idea that we were so close?”

“Tess, I literally almost had a panic attack when I woke up the other day because I had no idea where I was.” you say, looking at her, “I was like…hiding in a corner when John found me.”

“I told him not to do that.” she laughs, “I told him ‘don’t surprise her like that, John. She’ll be freaked the fuck out’, but he clearly didn’t listen.”

“He almost cried when he realized how scared I was. I felt so bad, and he’s just been clinging to me every day since. I felt bad because he felt so fucking bad. He’s been trying to make it up to for days now. I can’t deny that it really is sweet that he did that though. I had picked the tree house for you, I figured you and Jimmy would think it was cool. But I guess when John realized how much I liked it, he changed his mind and brought me to it instead.”

Tess laughs, “See, this is why I adore him. He’s so sweet.”

“He is.” you nod as you look at Tess, “It’s almost like neither of us want to go back to Mill Neck. I mean, we do, we love our life there. We own a book store, we can’t just…leave. But I don’t know, I think it’s starting to kind of settle in that our lives are going to change soon.”

Tess furrows her brow, “Your lives are going to change?”

“Well, yeah, we want kids. It’s not just going to be John and I anymore.”

“Trust me, it’s not as dramatic as you’re making it out to be. Jimmy and I can’t wait to have Finn. It’s gonna be fun!” Tess puts everything back in her bag and laughs quietly, “Gia’s nice, by the way. Shiloh is so adorable.”

“God, I know. Isn’t she?” you laugh as Tess nods her head, “She was smitten with John the moment she saw him, told him that he could have one of her bandaids for his cuts on his cheek.”

Tess puts hand over her heart, “That’s so cute.”

“Yeah. I won’t lie, I think John somehow knew they had a daughter, so he planned this whole thing. I already said yes to babies, I don’t know why he’s pushing it so much.” you laugh.

“Have you decided when you want to have a baby?”

You nod, “I want to start trying soon. I really want to get pregnant within the next year. I told Jimmy that I don’t want Finn and our baby to be far apart in age since you and I obviously aren’t, and you and I are closer because of it. We’re only a few months apart, but obviously that’s not going to happen since I’m not pregnant.”

“Imagine you and I both pregnant at the same time.” Tess shakes her head as she laughs, “The boys would have their hands full.”

“They really would. Maybe the next time around for you.” you smile, perking up when you see John walking back over. You notice he has a bag in one hand and he hands it to you before he sits down. You take it from him and smile, “What’s this?”

“Just a little something for the future.” John says, sitting down behind you again. “It’s for the both of you.”

You set the bag between you and Tess, and you both reach in to pull out two little gray stuffed bunnies. You smile as you look over at John, then you lean back to kiss him.

“For the baby.” he whispers in your ear, and you nod your head as you hug it tight to your chest, “I saw it and thought it’d be cute to give to our baby someday.”

Tess smiles and holds up the bunny, “They match. That’s so sweet. He isn’t here yet, but Finn will love this.”

You lean back in John’s arms and hold the bunny close to your chest when you see several lanterns floating in the sky. Several more begin to float through the sky, and you sit up a little when someone walks by selling lanterns.

John reaches into his pocket and pays for two for you and Tess, then he sits down next to you, “I don’t know what to do with these.”

You laugh and reach into your purse for a pen, “Well, I don’t know either, but I know sometimes people write wishes and stuff on them. We could do something like that. I don’t think there are any rules.”

“Do what you want, John.” Tess says as she writes on her lantern. “I’m writing something about my amazing husband and my baby.”

You look at John and laugh, “Yeah, do what you want, John.”

“Okay.” John says quietly, then he takes the pen from you and writes on the lantern. He stops writing to read what he’s written so far, then he begins to write again. He smiles to himself, then he looks up at you and hands you the pen, “Your turn!”

“Can I read what you wrote?” you ask, and John nods his head. You scoot over a little closer to John and smile as you read what John’s written.

To my beautiful fiancee, you have changed my life more than you’ll ever know. Not a day goes by that I don’t think about you and thank my lucky stars that you’re in my life. I will be forever grateful for you and for the life that we have, and for how you’ve accepted me for me. You’re my girl, and you’ll always be my number one. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you, and I can’t wait to see what our futures holds. Yours always, Jonathan.

You look up at John, who is looking particularly proud right about now, and you reach out and cup his face, “I love you.”

“I love you more.” he smiles, then he presses a quick kiss to your lips, “Your turn, baby.”

“Oh, right.” you tap the pen against your head as you think about what you’re going to write. To be honest, you’ve been out in the sun all day and your brain is kinda turning to mush, so you hope John won’t be too offended if you don’t put too much into it.

Jonathan Charles Wick, I don’t know where to even begin. I love you endlessly, and I am so beyond happy to have even met you. I don’t know how I got so lucky, and to this day, I still don’t understand what you even see in me, but I’m glad you see something worth your time. I can’t wait to marry you and fill our home with even more laughter and love, and so many babies! You’re going to be the best husband and father, and I can’t wait to see you tackle these roles. I love you so much. Yours always, peach.

“There.” you smile and tuck your pen back in your purse, “I will admit, I’m a bit sleepy, so it might be kinda shitty. So, I apologize.”

John looks down at the lantern to read it, and he smiles when he gets to the end, “You call that shitty?”

You shrug, “Not as good as yours.”

“Bullshit.” he laughs loudly and wraps his arms around your waist to pull you closer, “It was perfect, and ten times better than mine.”

“Well, thank you. I’ll take the compliment.” you laugh, tilting your head back to kiss John.

The two of you stand up to light your lantern, but before you let it go, you and John both pose for a picture. John has his hand over yours as you hold the lantern and he presses a kiss to your cheek.

“Ready?” he asks as you nod, “Okay, on the count of three. One, two, three…”

Watching the lantern float into the sky, it joins the others and you lose sight of it as it’s swallowed up by the other lanterns floating nearby. John wraps his arms around your waist and the two of you continue to stand together and watch the lanterns filling the sky.

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“Tonight was so much fun.” you say, propping your feet up on the chair in front of you.

“It was. I liked the lantern festival, the sky looked so cool.” John steps onto the balcony and places his hands on your shoulders, “It was fun to let one go with you.”

You tilt your head back to look up at John, and you smile when your eyes meet, “I agree.”

John leans down to kiss you, then he moves to sit in the chair next to you as he takes a sip of his beer.

“So, remember the other night how I said I had something really important to talk about, then I just joked that I wanted dessert?” you ask, and John nods his head. “Well, I really did have something important to talk about, but I didn’t really know how to go about it and how to even bring it up.”

John furrows his brow, “Now I’m really intrigued.”

“I say we get married this fall. I have a specific date in mind, so you let me know what you think about the fall.”

John nods, “I think fall is great! Won’t be too warm or too cold. The colors in the fall are nice.”

“I was thinking that maybe September 5th would be a good day.” you say, and the smile on your face grows when John realizes. “It’s our anniversary of the day we met, and I think it’d be kinda sweet. It has meaning to us, I don’t want it to be just some random date. I mean, I know that you give a random day meaning when you get married, but I don’t know. Is that dumb?”

“No, no, I think it’s great.” John smiles and presses a kiss to your cheek, “I think it’d be a great day.”

“So, September 5th, you and me?”

“You and me.” he nods, looking at you, “You think a little over two months is enough time for you to plan a wedding?”

“Yeah, plenty of time.” you say, nodding, “I want our ceremony to be small and intimate, so that’s no big deal. And I want our reception to be pretty laid back.”

“Again, whatever you want to do, I’m fine with.” he says, laughing a little, “I just want to marry you.”

You look at John, holding his gaze, then you lean over to kiss him, “I just want to marry you, too. I can’t wait to see how handsome you look. I bet you cry when I walk down the aisle.”

“Oh, I will.” he laughs, nodding his head, “I definitely will. You’re going to be the most beautiful bride ever.”

You look down as you smile, then you look up at John again, “There’s something else I wanted to talk to you about, but I’m really kinda nervous.”

John scrunches his eyebrows in confusion, “Don’t be nervous, baby.”

Taking a deep breath, you let it out slowly, then you look up at John, “We’ve been talking more about babies lately, and if we want to get pregnant within this year, and we want to get married in September, I was just thinking…”

John nods his head, waiting for what you’re going to say. He looks so nervous, you just want to hug him tight. You reach over to the table and grab the bunny that John had bought earlier, and you smile as you look at it.

“I was thinking that maybe it’s time I stop taking my birth control. Now listen, we won’t get pregnant right away, I need to be clear about that. It’ll take my body a few months to get back to its normal rhythm, but…I don’t know. What do you think?”

John widens his eyes and smiles, “Really?”

“Yeah, I mean, I’m due for my period next week, but after it’s done, I don’t plan on going back on birth control. I’ll probably schedule an appointment to make sure everything is okay…in that area, and then maybe my doctor can kinda…I don’t know, tell me when I could get pregnant. I’ve been on birth control for so long that my body will be a little out of sorts for a few months as it adjusts to me not taking it anymore.”

John sits back a little and looks at the ground as he processes what you just told him.

“Is that okay with you? You still want to have a baby, right?” you ask as you move to sit in his lap.

He looks up at you and nods his head enthusiastically, “Yes! Of course, peach, yes! I’m just…speechless. I can’t believe so much is going to happen over these next few months.”

“I know.” you laugh, “Tess and Jimmy having a baby, the shop, us getting married, us trying to get pregnant, I don’t even know what else could happen in between all of that, but it might be a little stressful. Think we can handle it?”

John looks up at you, holding your gaze for an intense moment, then he leans up to kiss you, “I think we can handle anything.”

“Wanna know what I think?”

He nods, “Yeah.”

You take a deep breath, leaning back against John’s chest, “I think you’re a very, very cheesy man.”

“Where do you want to get married?”

Shifting in John’s lap a little, you turn around so you can see his face, “I was thinking just the backyard would be nice.”

“The patio still has all the lights up.”

“Actually,” you smile and shrug, “I have an idea, but at the end of the day, it’s your house. I know what you’re about to say -- that it’s our house. Yes, I know, but my idea…isn’t a simple one.”

John laughs, “Okay.”

You move back to your chair and scoot it closer to John, “So, I was thinking, well, we never use it, and I don’t have no intentions of using it, but the tennis court…”

“Yeah, waste of space.” he nods, sighing a little.

You shrug, “Yeah, but I thought maybe we could just…tear it down and use that for our wedding. I don’t know. We could put some canopies up and hang lights from it, then after the wedding, we could use it when we host barbecues and stuff. If it’s a dumb idea, tell me. And please, don’t be afraid to say no. It is our home, but you lived there first, so please say no if you hate the idea.”

“No, I actually think that’s a great idea. When are you and I ever going to use a tennis court? I can’t see you out there.” he laughs, then nods his head, “It’s a great idea. We could get someone to come and lay down some bricks maybe, and we can have some trees planted out there so we have some shade as well.”

“Get a nice little fire pit for out there, and after the wedding, we can get some nice chairs and a love seat for out there.” you smile and scoot closer to John, “It would be perfect for our wedding, for a…baby shower. Birthday parties.”

“Okay, okay. You’ve twisted my arm enough.” John teases.

You laugh loudly and sit back in his lap as you kiss him, “We can talk more about wedding shit later. I can stress about all that when we get home. Until then, I just want to sit in your arms and look at the stars.”

“That’s a good idea.” he whispers against your cheek, then he wraps his arms around you and holds you tight as the two of you look up at the dark sky that’s scattered with stars.

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[cultofbeatles]

hello reece i am the teach me led zep pls anon yes hi hello hehe idk what i wanna know mabye like ur fave song from each album and basic facts about each member ??? dont be afraid to ramble btw im taking all the info i can get !!!1!1!!! thank u sm ily 🥺

annie i have three words for you... i got you. i already told you this, but i am working on a “beginners guide to led zeppelin.” i planned on it being more giggles mainly, but i'm going back and adding a decent amount of information just for you

fun facts about led zeppelin and the beatles: led zeppelin were the band that beat the beatles record held for most attendance at a concert (55,000 people). on may 5, 1973 (and with no opening act) led zeppelin beat that record by having an attendance of 56,800 people. also! for the beatles movie ‘a hard days night’ jimmy page did the instrumental version of this boy that plays while ringo is wandering around. pretty rad. oh, and george harrison went to a led zeppelin party once and was thrown into a pool by john bonham. 

i gotta say this before i begin though, led zeppelin is one of those bands where hardly anything gets confirmed or denied. at least nothing “controversial” or anything more than basic gets an answer to it. so sometimes you gotta take things with a grain of salt, and you gotta just have the mindset of “well this might not be true so I'm not gonna claim it as so.” with that being said i'll start with getting you into led zeppelin. 

through the span of their short career led zeppelin had eight studio albums. 

led zeppelin (january 1969)

led zeppelin ll (october 1969)

led zeppelin lll (october 1970)

led zeppelin lV (november 1971) this album technically doesn't have a name but we all call it ‘led zeppelin lV since it was the fourth album

houses of the holy (march 1973)

physical graffiti (February 1975)

presence (march 1976)

in through the out door (august 1979) 

they also have a few live albums and compilation albums as well. but when people talk about led zeppelin albums they're mainly referring to these ones. i like all of their albums. i think they're all good. my personal favorites are the second and fourth albums. i do think that led zeppelins music isn't for everyone though. they're not as clean as some other bands are. I will list my favorite songs from each album. 

led zeppelin: good times bad times, dazed and confused, babe i'm gonna leave you, communication breakdown, how many more times, i can't quit you baby 

led zeppelin ll: whole lotta love, the lemon song, thank you, heartbreaker, moby dick, ramble on

led zeppelin ll: immigrant song, since i've been loving you, tangerine, that’s the way 

led zeppelin lV: black dog, rock and roll, stairway to heaven, misty mountain hop, going to california, when the levee breaks, the battle of evermore

houses of the holy: the song remains the same, the rain song, over the hills and far away, the ocean, no quarter, dancing days

physical graffiti: the rover, houses of the holy, kashmir, ten years gone, trampled under foot

presence: for your life, achilles last stand 

in through the out door: fool in the rain, all my love 

i think all of these are good starter songs for someone just now getting into led zeppelin. i hope you like them! they have one movie, the song remains the same, and it’s weird but also good. it’s basically concert footage of their madison square garden show but there’s also cuts of little skits they made? idk how to describe it lol.

in my beginners guide post i'll write more about the members and go into more details and funny facts about them. right now i'll just briefly introduce you to them. to talk about led zeppelin you have to start with the yardbirds. jimmy page (zeppelin’s guitarist) was in the yardbirds until they broke up in 1968 and then jimmy started looking for his “super group.” him and Peter grant (zeppelin’s manager) started looking for the best of the best people. in 1968 led zeppelin was formed. 

jimmy page is known as one of the best guitar players in rock history. he’s usually always in the top three listings. he was a session guitarist for a while and would fill in on people’s records. on Joe cocker’s version of ‘with a little help from my friends’ jimmy is playing the guitar on it. and he joined the yardbirds with eric clapton and jeff beck who are also listed as the best guitarists. he was a soft spoken, quiet dude. he seemed very shy and introverted. but then you read groupie stories about how he had whips, handcuffs, and razors. he was also given a lot of shit for studying crowley’s work, and was known for his “witchcraft ways.” he struggled with addiction (heroin and cocaine) and pulled himself through in the end. but he was, and still is, an amazing guitar player. he also produced all of zeppelin’s albums. so he’s an amazing producer as well. he got a lot of unnecessary hate and criticism back in the day (still does). and you can thank jimmy for all the newish led zeppelin stuff we get bc that’s all on him more than likely. 

john paul jones is known as one of the best bassists in rock history. he was not only zeppelin’s bassist but also keyboardist. and he can play recorder as well. like jimmy, he was also a session musician. jimmy and jones knew of each other  and when jones heard about jimmy putting a group together he called him. he was more of the serious member in a way. jimmy, bonham, and robert were more wild and would cause chaos. john paul jones would deadass book a room at another hotel and not tell anyone where he was. he just wasn't into that kind of thing. so I don't think he was really all that close to the other members. he felt left out a lot. him and john bonham were an amazing rhythm section. the best in history. they knew exactly what to do to stay in sync. he was also the one to find john bonham when he died. so that’s sad. 

robert plant is known as one of the best vocalists in rock history. his voice is *chef kiss.* i love him. he wasn't jimmy’s first pick in a singer. in fact, jimmy’s first pick was the one who recommended robert to jimmy and also said that he looked like “a greek god.” robert plant is just about the most attractive man ever. jimmy liked roberts voice a lot but doubted his songwriting skills so was weary of him at first. robert had never written songs until joining led zeppelin. robert was the reason john bonham joined the group. him and bonham were best friends before the group even formed and remained that way until bonham’s death. robert also went through a lot of shit during led zeppelin’s timeline and honestly i'm so proud of him for getting through all of it. right now robert likes to act like he was never in led zeppelin though lmao. 

john bonham is known as one of the best drummers in rock history. i’m not even kidding. his power behind the drums is mind-blowing. when he was approached by jimmy about the band he denied the offer. and continued to deny the offer bc he had a family to take care of, and didn't know how well this band would be. but it was robert plant who convinced him to join so they could play together. he loved his family very much (a wife and son who name is jason). he hated being away from them. he was known as the sweetest man ever unless he was drunk. the problem was that he was always drunk. he had a drinking problem. he did a lot of stupid shit when drunk. he died in 1980 after he had the equivalent of 40 shots of vodka and threw up in his sleep causing himself to choke. after he died, led zeppelin died as well. 

after john’s death the band called it quits. they all like to say it’s because no other drummer would be able to compare to bonham. robert says that he loved john bonham too much and couldn't force himself to go out there and do a show without him as the drummer. robert plant is likely the reason we’ll never get another zeppelin reunion show. there were three reunion shows in the past. the first reunion was their live aid show which fucking sucks. john paul jones wasn't even informed about the event and ended up on keyboard instead of bass, jimmy was likely on drugs bc of how out of it he was, robert’s voice is awful, and the drummers hardly knew the material. it was a rushed show but it was for charity and i'm sure they made a lot of money. the last show being the celebration day reunion in 2007 where jason bonham (john’s son) played the drums. it’s a really really good show and i cry every time i watch it. you can watch the whole thing on youtube. still to this day it’s evident that jimmy, Jason, and jones would love to do a reunion show again. 

led zeppelin is one of the few groups that can say all of their members were just about the best at what they did. each member will always be in the top ten rankings for lists of the best artists/musicians. that’s really impressive. they were really, really good together. I hope this was a good starter post! 

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Remus Lupin: Fluffy ABC Headcanons

Fluffy Alphabet

(Shoutout to my lovely friend, Traenon! She literally saved these for me months ago from something she read and sent it to me through messenger.  So credit to OP for the prompts!)

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A = Attractive: what do they find attractive about the other?

About you- the mushy answer is your brain.  You're so fucking clever and he adores it.

Physically, he loves your back.  You're so soft and he can just pepper your back for kisses for hours.  

And he loves rubbing circled into the skin of the small of your back.    He loves your rolls and how soft and silky you are.  

He likes your shoulder blades too and how most people might not see them but he gets too and it drives him wild.

B = Baby: do they want a family? why/why not?

He does but he's just worries ya know.  He just doesn't want to pass on the werewolf gene but the thought of a little you running around just warms his heart.   Maybe not a whole herd of children but like one cool baby?  Yeah, that sounds good to him.  

C = Cuddle: how do they cuddle?

Look, just accept the fact that you're going to be the little spoon.  I mean, that's just gonna be the way it is.  Remus seems like the sweet, shy type.  But this mother fucker is dom as hell when it's personal.  He ain't gonna be the little spoon if he doesn't have to so I hope you're good with that.   Also, he loves your back so he's very into it being pressed against his bare chest.

Side note:  If you happen to be shirtless against his bare chest?  Boy is in heaven.

D = Dates: what are dates with them like?

Unexpected.  You never know with him.  From a distance you'd expect his brainy ass to take you to the bookstore or library or idk, something quiet.

Hell no.  His spooky ass ends up taking you to the Forbidden Forest.  At night.  

You later discover it's because he can see in the fucking dark and he's comfortable there.   He intentionally drug you out there just so you'd be scared and cling to him.  You nearly strangled him when you found out.

E = Everything: “you are my ____” (e.g my life, my world…)

You're his drive to keep going.  Real talk.  Remus has a lot going on and sometimes it's too much for him.  He's contemplated ending it all more than once.  You keep him going.  He loves you more than anything.  But more importantly you help him see that HE'S worth it to HIMSELF.

F = Feelings: when did they know they were falling in love?

When you shoved Sirius in the lake for trying to steal a kiss.   And then proceeded to lecture him about it....and made him apologize....to everyone he'd ever did it too.

G = Gentle: are they gentle? If so, how?

In everyday life, Remus is a sweetheart.  Such a nice boy, according to your parents, lol.   He's got a mischevious streak but he doesn't use it on you.   Behind closed doors?  Well, I done told ya.  He's dom for life.

H = Hand/Hold: how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?

Remus is more of an arm around your waist kind of guy.  Ya know, he loves that back.  However, he does enjoy when he wraps his arm around you and you place you place your hand over his.   Makes him feel all the specials.

I = Impression: first impression/s

Well, you met when you were eleven and he honestly didn't think much of you.   It's not your fault though.  He was an eleven year old werewolf going to school for the first time.  Poor kid was damn near having a heart attack.  

However, three weeks later you showed him up in class and little Remus Lupin got his very first crush.  

And then you lent him a piece of parchment and boy damn near floated right off his chair.  

Been making heart eyes at you since.

J = Joker: are they into pulling pranks?

Look, everyone thinks it's all James and Sirius but you know better!  

Remus is the brains most of the time and he's a fucking instigator.  HE fucking starts it.    And you know it.  He claims innocence but he's the damn devil.  

K = Kisses: how do they kiss?

Slowly and mind blowing.    It always takes you a few seconds to open your eyes and get your head together.  Lawd, Jesus.  

L = Love: who says I love you first?

He did.  He didn't meant to.  I mean, he meant it a 1000% but he hadn't meant to say it at that moment.   You caught him off guard with a surprise hot chocolate in the hospital wing and he let it slip.  You tried to save him and acted like you didn't hear it when he panicked.  But then he stopped and was like, "Actually, love.  I do love you.  I meant it.  I mean, I didn't exactly planning on loosing it like that but I do love you.  It's alright if you don-"   "Remus Lupin, you shut your damn mouth.   If you think for one second that I'm not hopelessly in love with you than I have sorely misjudged your intelligence." you snipped. He just grinned. "Stop smirking at me.   Shut your face and drink your hot chocolate before I kick you." "Yes, love." You just rolled your eyes at him.

M = Memory: their favourite moment together

He quite enjoys the semester you were paired with Sirius for potions.   It's relevant because you teased him during potions one day until he lost it and started sucking face halfway through.  Slughorn ripped you two apart and paired you with Sirius for the rest of the semester.  

You glared the whole semester and he thought you were the cutest fucking thing on the planet.

N = Nickel: do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?

He does but it's less with money and more with special things that actually mean something.   Hand written excerpts from books he thinks you'll like.   Little flowers he found on one of his walks.   And a sweet or two knicked from the kitchens.

O = Orange: what color reminds them of their other half?

Green tends to remind him of you.  Much in the sense that many people associate it with nature and new life, he associates it with you for the same reason.  Being with you is natural to him and you constantly breathe new beginnings to his life.

P = Pet names: what pet names do they use?

Love, mostly.  But occasionally he'll say sweetheart or darling.  

Q = Quaint: what is their favourite non-modern thing?

Vintage books.  Because of fucking course.

R = Rainy Day: what do they like to do on a rainy day?

Honestly.  He likes to snuggle up with a good cup of tea or cocoa and read.  You'll likely fall asleep and he's very content with the idea of sleeping on his chest while he reads his book.

S = Sad: how do they cheer themselves/each other up.

He cheers himself up by looking at pictures of friends, family and of course, you.   It's a favorite.

He cheers you up by reading your favorite book that just so happens to be a children's book.

T = Talking: what do they love to talk about?

He always shares his recent reads but also he's quite fond of talking about possible pranks.   I told you.  He's the fucking devil.

U = Unencumbered: What helps them relax?

A massage does wonders for this boy.   All that stress knots up in his neck and shoulders but you've got the magic touch.

V = Vaunt: what do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

As much as he hates being a werewolf, he'll admit that it has it's perks.  He can see in the dark. His hearing is especially good.  And though he doesn't do quidditch- Remus is actually a fucking fantastic chaser.   He has no interest in joining the team but he's bomb as fuck at it.   And he does enjoying showing out for you.

W = Wedding: when, how, where do they propose?

I could see Remus proposing in the middle of the night.  You're curled up on his chest and it's pitch black.  You're nearly asleep when he asks.  You shoot up like a bolt of lightning and press your damn so face to his that he can feel your eyelashes on his cheeks.  You demand he say it again.  He does, a bit more nervously.   And he almost died...because you nearly squeezed him to death.  And also nearly ruptured his ear drums.  Of fucking course you said yes.  As if there were any other answer.

X = Xylophone: What’s their song?

"When A Man Loves A Woman" by Percy Sledge Everytime it comes on you can't help but stop whatever you're doing and sing.  It was fourth year and you were the only two people in the common room.  You made him dance with you.   Poor boy could barely keep it together but now it's his favorite.  He can't hear it without thinking of you.

Y = You’re the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

You're the hot to my chocolate.  He's a fucking goober at heart alright.  And he loves his chocolate.

Z = ZZZZ: How do they sleep? Like. A. Damn. Rock.   You'll damn near have to kill him to get up to pee so I hope you have a bladder of steel.

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Heartbreak Grows in the Garden Chapter 5: Don't sink because my heart's not heavy.

Rated M/A for sexual content, substance abuse and language Summary: She’s a stunner and a taker She’s amused; she’s a faker and you like it that way. (This is the story of all the hearts Cana has left in pieces.)

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The window behind her opened and Mira came out without invitation. She sat beside Cana, hip-to-hip without an inch of space between them like there was no trouble in paradise.

"Hey." Her voice was almost lost to the tempest.

"Hi," Cana said cautiously.

"What are you doing out here?"

"Watching the storm." Shouldn't that have been obvious? Of course it was, Mira was just trying to make conversation.

Mira settled back. Cana didn't hear the tinkling of the beads in her hair. She cast a sideways glance and saw that Mira had taken out the braid and stripped the green out of her hair, too. She felt a sick weight in her stomach and knew it was panic. She looked for Mira's piercings and was relieved to see that they were still there.

"Did you figure out which apartment is going to be yours?"

"Yeah," Cana mumbled and looked back out at Magnolia stretching below her, a web of lights and noise alive in the storm.

"You move your stuff in on Saturday?"

Two days from then. Cana grunted another affirmation.

"Well... do you want help?" Mira asked.

Cana almost said no. She took her sweet time getting her words out, they were stuck in her hot and small throat. When she finally managed, she said, "Sure."

"Alright." Mira took some time between subject matters. Picking up loose gravel on the roof and letting it fall, piece by piece. "I didn't see you in Mister Conbolt's office today."

"He canceled." He claimed it was a family emergency but Cana thought it more likely that he didn't want to deal with her. She stretched her legs out and sighed.

"Oh."

They sat in silence for another few moments, the rain, and Cana’s music—Metric tonight, saying help, I’m alive, in her ear—the only things to make what should have been easy—sitting on the roof with her best friend—not awkward. Mira was the first to shatter the thin layer of ice. She said, "You know, you don’t have to worry about moving out. We're still going to see each other." She was so much more perceptive now, getting to the heart of Cana's brooding without much effort. "Nothing's really going to change."

"Everything has already changed," Cana blurted, frustrated. "You're ditching me, I'm getting out of this place, I need to get a job—"

Mira's lips pursed. "I'm sorry I left the other night.”

“You just took off!” Cana said though Mira hadn’t denied it.

“I was just standing there and that guy was touching me and I just thought, is this how I want to live the rest of my life?"

"Wasted in the park, getting eaten out by some stranger. I know. Only sluts do that." Cana tried to say it scornfully and succeeded. Mira still heard the hurt in her voice.

"That's not what I meant."

"It's what it sounded like—"

Mira was still herself enough to speak over Cana sharply. "You know I don't like that fucking word, don't put it in my mouth." She stood. Cana expected her to storm off. Mira hesitated, her fingers clenching and unclenching, and said, "I'll be over early Saturday."

If that wasn't friendship, Cana didn't know what was. She hated Mira for it. She started to feel frustrated tears and drank that shit away.

The problem with getting wasted by yourself was that there was no one there to tell you that your dumb ideas were dumb. Cana didn’t want that voice of reason, either. She threw her umbrella off the tall roof and glanced over the edge to see it hit the soggy ground below. It wobbled in the wind, still open if not a little bent, a red blotch in a sea of green-black. Her heart sped looking at it down there, fluttering and broken. She never thought she was that kind of person before but for just a moment, she let her imagination run wild. What would it be like, she wondered, the fall down? She'd soar through the air less gracefully than her umbrella, definitely. Would she remember hitting the ground?

The umbrella started to tumble away, grabbed by a gust of wind and Cana realized, drunkenly, that she needed to go after it. She found the edge of the roof where the downspout was bolted into the brick with thin pieces of aluminum U’s and planned her route. It wasn’t very large or very sturdy; it squealed beneath her weight as she put one foot over the edge of the roof and then the other and used the U's as footholds. Rainwater made everything damp and slick. The fear of falling made her descent possible, she clung to the little piece of metal with everything she had. Five feet from the bottom, four of the bolts let go almost simultaneously and Cana figured out what it was to fly. She landed flat on her back with her arms outstretched, palms to the sky, and watched rain fall.

“Cana?”

Cana turned her head slowly and saw a huge figure come out of the darkness. She wasn’t scared, she was exasperated. “Elfman.”

“Did you just fall? Are you okay?” It had been days since he’d spoken to her but just then, that didn’t seem to matter. He came to her side and knelt, uncaring that his knees were getting soaked. Maybe that was because he, too, was soaked through. How long was he out in the rain for without anything to keep him dry? His T-shirt wasn't going to do the trick.

My umbrella! Cana suddenly remembered and rolled away from him. Her bones felt a little rattled but other than a few bruises here and there, she thought that tomorrow, she’d be just fine.

“Cana?”

“I’m fine, Elfman. Geesh.” She looked away well before she could see if she hurt him or not and spotted her umbrella at the edge of the treeline. She made a run for it and grabbed it just before it could disappear. When she turned back around, Elfman was no longer where she left him. She heard Fairy Hill’s door close. Good. She started for the street; one foot after the other sank into saturated grass. By the time she got to the road's gravel soft shoulder, she was like Elfman, totally soaked through, her feet in her ankle boots, her jeans, her tank top. It was a little cold. Cana lifted her umbrella again and considered her destination. Coffin Ridge? She didn't want to know if Juvia still lingered there, waiting for her to show up. The theater? It was a spot that she and Elfman shared and she was afraid of hearing, 'I love you,' in her head again and again, especially if there was no one there to distract her.

Where else was there to go in this shitty town?

Why do you have to stay here, to begin with?

The thought hit with startling clarity. What was holding her in Magnolia? Her years' stint at Fairy Hills was coming to an end, Mira was moving on, Cana was a coward. So... why was she there?

She whipped around on her heel and stuck her thumb out. A truck whizzed by and almost took her arm with it. The driver didn't slow. Then next car honked at her for too long, Cana flipped them off. The next four didn’t acknowledge her at all, like the first. Cana was annoyed but resolved. The next time lights crested the hill, she stepped out in front of the truck and stood her ground. The person was driving carefully enough that they saw her and eased out into the middle of the road, slowing.

 Cana half expected the old Chevy Sierra to keep rolling by but it halted jerkily. She opened the squealing passenger’s door and peeked inside. The dome light ignited everything from fast food garbage to cigarette wrappers and the occasional piece of clothing—a sock, a sweater. The guy behind the wheel was her age or a couple years older. His blue eyes were red-rimmed and judging by the smell in the truck, it wasn’t because he was a sad boy. Cana smiled. “Hey.”

He didn’t return her grin. In fact, he was a little bit twitchy. A paranoid high. Great. “Where are you headed?”

He was also the only one that bothered to stop. “Anywhere,” Cana said.

“I’m on my way to the Patch.”

Magnolia’s assisted housing—colloquially known as the Patch. Of course, he was. Cana tapped the truck’s rusty frame. “You know what? Never mind.” She closed the door and after a moment, the truck started to roll away again. Another car was already coming over the hill. Cana turned her back on it and dug out the bottle of Jimmy Beam she’d convinced some poor old sod to buy for her at the liquor store. She didn’t just sip it now, she slugged it back and waited for her head to spin more.

It was already whirling at top-speed.

It took Cana a long time to realize that the car hadn’t passed her and that its lights were illuminating her way. She looked back over her shoulder and saw that she recognized the Crown Vic. She groaned aloud and walked faster. The car sped up beside her and the window rolled down.

“Hey there, Cana.”

“Go away.”

Did he listen? “I got a couple of complaints tonight about a drunk girl stumbling around into traffic on Route Seven. Know anything about that?”

“Should I?”

He'd finished all the games he was willing to play. “Get in.”

She peered through the window and saw that despite the cruiser, he’d changed out of his police uniform. “You’re not even on duty. You can’t boss me around.”

“I don’t think anyone can boss you around. Just please, get in before Mister Dreyar hears about this and—”

“Oh. What a threat.” She waved him off. “Who cares? I’m out of Fairy Hills in two days anyway.”

“That’s still two days you could spend with your friends before you make the big move.”

She scoffed more, though she didn’t know which was funnier: his assumption that she had a load of friends or the ‘big move’. The Patch was two kilometers from Fairy Hills, though on the rough side of town. “If you haven't noticed, I'm hitching out of this city,” she said as clearly as she could manage. “Now fuck off.”

He adopted his Police Man’s Voice and said, “Get in the car, Cana.”

“No. I’m not going back to Fairy Hills.” She felt like a brat and almost stomped her foot, too. She wasn’t too drunk to be prideful and refrained.

“Now.”

“I told you to fuck off.”

“I’m going to keep driving beside you, telling everyone that even thinks about stopping that you’re trouble with a capital T. Get in the fucking car.”

She squinted at him hard. “Are you allowed to swear at me?”

He quirked his mouth thoughtfully—sarcastically. “I just did.”

Cana walked faster. He sped the car up to match her, protecting her from passing traffic with his red and blue lights on and obliterating every chance she had at hitchhiking. Cana tried anyway, sticking her thumb out at every passing car. No luck.

They went on like that for half a kilometer before Cana got so frustrated, she screamed. "Seriously!"

"Seriously." He was so unapologetic. "Just get in."

She made a fist and imagined hitting him before opening the car’s door and dropping herself inside.

“Thank you.”

“Fuck off.”

He drove instead.

[uwugenides]

FACT FOR EACH STAR GO GO GO !!!!!!!!!! :D

⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️When I was little I dropped a can in the garbage on accident and my brother made me crawl in the trash can to get it back out and put it in the right thing.⭐️I have right duane's syndrome. It's a birth defect that makes it so I can't turn my right eye outwards, it stops in the middle and I see double when I try to do it.⭐️I once fell through bleachers from the very top, falling straight down, twenty(20) ft, and I hit five cross bars on my way to the ground. My life did flash before my eyes.⭐️Growing up I wanted to be the first female president. Now I'm a trans man and I hate the government.⭐️I always wanted a husky (I was a wolf and tiger kid) and I got one two years ago and I love her. Her name is Ember.⭐️uhhhhh,,,,,,,, I'm autistic, well specifically I have aspergers⭐️I think you gave me too many stars ⭐️I love space but if I think about the laws of time and space I get too existential and dissociate for hours⭐️I'm having trouble thinking up new facts. F u my friend⭐️I've never been in a play or musical where I didn't have a speaking part⭐️In theatre I played this kid who is two feet taller than me and has non-stop freckled' older brother, so that was fun⭐️How am I supposed to do this without feeling self-centered??? Is that a fact?⭐️I always start writing stories and never finish them.⭐️I have some fucked yo dreams that I will never tell to a single person⭐️Moana is my favorite animated movie, only second to Road to El Dorado⭐️I type like this n lke this n vvvv much like this,,,⭐️I'm watching America's Got Talent right now and it always manages to restore my faith in humanity⭐️also the dancing pumpkin man from that old meme is on America's Got Talent and I love him⭐️I feel so small and then I feel so big and it is weird⭐️I love anyone who messages me, any message or ask. Even hate stuff, like thamknyoi, you took the time to think about me, even if its death wishes, you thought about me⭐️I love doing scary makeup⭐️fucked up shit and horror is my thing, but I can't watch horror movies alone⭐️I used to be really into werewolves and stuff when I first got on the internet and I guess you couldve considered me a furry⭐️I'm in love with my boyfriend⭐️did I mention I love my boyfriend⭐️that doctor who band that was called like Chameleon something??? Idk but they made really good songs. Check them out you guys⭐️COMEDY IS GREAT, FUNNY PEOPLE CAN FUCK ME UP⭐️I'm into dark comedy, but not insensitive comedy. Your racist jokes aren't funny, Barbara.⭐️I love tamale pie. If you haven't had tamale pie you need to have it.⭐️tamale pie and cornbread are the best⭐️sushi is really good⭐️my old choir teacher sang opera and was professionally trained in it.⭐️we had a karaoke day once and he sang karaoke opera for everyone. I'm p sure it was Italian too⭐️we had three foreign exchange students last year at my old school, one from South Korea, one from Finland, and one from Switzerland.⭐️a kid from my school spent part of her year as a foreign exchange student in Spain and when she came back she brought three girls from Spain with her and they cursed a lot⭐️I feel guilty about practically everything I've ever done in my life⭐️SO MANY STARS⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️the Ghostbusters reboot is a very good movie⭐️I want to go to COS (college of the siskiyous) and then transfer to SOU (Southern Oregon University) so hey, hit me up⭐️one is the loneliest number that you ever did see⭐️I'm sad 24/7 but sometimes that sadness comes across as comedy and that the only reason people like me⭐️I'm a minor⭐️I'm hot as fuck, get on my level twunk⭐️I hate terfs⭐️I want to be so rich that if I wanted to I could pay for everyone in the entire North America and South America to have enough food for three square meals a day⭐️i own a hat that says "black lives matter" and I've gotten ripped off my head more than once while riding my bus home⭐️I have a slight hitchhikers thumb⭐️I was born with brown hair but by the time I was two months old my hair was white⭐️I have owned four(4) rats, two(2) rabbits, seven(7) cats, two(2) guinea pigs, five(5) dogs, and one(1) hamster named Eddie.⭐️I am a self-taught horse-rider⭐️I have been to two(2) rodeos.⭐️I have asthma⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️so I love my boyfriend⭐️I chew on ice⭐️I order snow cones without any flavoring⭐️snow cones without any flavoring are cheaper⭐️SO MANY STARS⭐️I could've gotten more asks by now and I wouldn't know because I'm answering your stars⭐️I cry too easily⭐️I pass surprisingly well for being a trans guy who has not started T⭐️my family once sat at the dinner table on thanksgiving talking about how my mom had the right to hit me and I would not be allowed to defend myself⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I didn't know my dad was alive for the first twelve years of my life aside from the fact that we got the occasional eleven(11) dollar child support⭐️I love dogs⭐️I love cats ⭐️I love birds⭐️I love lizards⭐️I love snakes⭐️I love rats⭐️I love mice⭐️I love fish⭐️that guy on YouTube, Coyote Peterson is my goals as a person. If I could just live as a guy who goes around and finds wildlife I would never ask for another thing in my life⭐️I've recently started playing Pokémon Go again. It's fun⭐️my first Pokémon was a pikachu⭐️I've already traded my first Pokémon for more candies because I'm vain and want to be the very best⭐️I used to be a compulsive liars and would spend hours at night crying because I thought I was a horrible person for it. I was seven(7) at the time.⭐️I'm a trans⭐️koala bears are actively not helping themselves stay alive, not a fact about me, just a fact I like.⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I just got a new kitten named Periwinkle Blue⭐️if I die before I travel to at least one(1) foreign country I will have died a sad man⭐️my great grandpa was Jewish and I carry a lot of that culture and its traditions down with me, despite not actually considering myself part of the religion.⭐️I'm a descendant of the Karuk tribe which is located in Northern California. I speak very little Karuk but it's a very pretty language!⭐️I'm also Irish, German, and as mentioned above (or alluded to at least) Hebrew.⭐️I'm white passing as far as my Native American roots go, and trust me, it is awkward being the whitest person at the tribal meetings.⭐️my birthname was the same name my great grandmother had, but is spelt in the newer form, not the Hebrew translated English form.⭐️I live in a very country oriented town. Everyone owns a cow. Or a pig. I almost owned a pig once.⭐️a lot of people say I'm not actually a trans guy because I was too much of an outstanding girl⭐️my insurance won't cover my top surgery⭐️I work as a dishwasher and it sucks ass⭐️I want to quit my job⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I went vegetarian for two weeks and then caved for a bag of salami someone left on the counter⭐️I drink at least one(1) Pepsi zero a day⭐️the first website I ever roleplayed on was QuoteV.com⭐️my mom just brought me a Fitbit that she got for me. What does this mean?⭐️I'm technically overweight yet look like the average "healthy" body.⭐️I have Mono⭐️I had lice in second(2) grade and lost many of my beloved stuffed animals because of that⭐️because of trauma I regress on occasion and my YouTube watch history is always interesting when that happens.⭐️I have extremely bad anxiety and don't even realize it half the time⭐️Jimmy Fallon is better than Jimmy Kimmel⭐️I once played a union soldier in a civil war reenactment held by a traveling group of reenactors and trust me, they do not mess around. If you've ever been in something like that you know that they are practically in character 24/7⭐️I love little kids but feel like I'm horrible with babies⭐️I fear I'll be a horrible parent and make my child feel the way my mom makes me feel⭐️I tried to get myself emancipated once and sadly failed as I'd gone through with a Or of the process before someone told me I wasn't old enough yet.⭐️stars are dying balls of gas⭐️I love my boyfriend ⭐️ SO MANY FUCKING STARS JESUS HAROLD CHRIST⭐️The H in Jesus H Christ stands for Harold, I looked it up once.⭐️I don't kinkshame but people should be a bit more conscious of what they do in general public access places.⭐️I've been in two(2) abusive relationships⭐️I take a lot of meds⭐️I might start T this year or next year⭐️I want top surgery before I graduate high school or the summer before I go to college⭐️I relate to Tony Stark as a person way to much⭐️I hate when the Hulk is only Hulk and never Bruce Banner⭐️I'm pretty self-confident most the time⭐️I've brought a blanket with me to school on more than one(1) occasion.⭐️I'm naturally a night owl and sleep better when sleeping during the day⭐️I take commissions for my art and you should commission me.⭐️currently I own three(3) dogs and two(2) cats. Mattie, the German shorthair mix, Ember the Alaskan/Siberian husky mix, and Memphis the purebred Doberman pinscher. One(1) adult cat named Freckles and one(1) kitten named Periwinkle Blue.⭐️I love video games.⭐️I love theories. Let's talk theories all day. Any theory, let's talk.⭐️I love talking about sociology and social expectations that aren't realized.⭐️I love collecting odd knick-knacks. I have many weird artifacts around my room, gathered by me or my yard-sale enthusiast grandpa.⭐️I hate Donald Drumpf.⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I hope my boyfriend loves me⭐️the best animated characters to ever exist are Jesse, James, and Meowth from Pokemon.⭐️I'm taking PE independently at my new school⭐️I love singing and acting but I worry that I'm the person that is really bad at it and no one will tell me⭐️I also love doing special effects makeup⭐️sculpting is great fun⭐️I'll be going to the San Francisco comic con this September so if you're there come see me⭐️I'm going to be Dipper for comic con and my boyfriend is going to be Bill Cipher⭐️Arya from Game of Thrones is the best young actress I've ever seen⭐️then again she's not actually that young⭐️I once got stung by a scorpion while being inside my own home on my own bed⭐️till I was like seven(7) I had to share a room with my mom because we didn't have a house big enough for me to sleep anywhere else⭐️my dog Mattie's fullname is Calamity Anastasia Strelow⭐️at the school I used to attend a kid dressed up as a "tr*nny" for Halloween and wasn't told to take off his costume till someone who wasn't trans and out at the school complained and that took me begging my friend.⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I'm Bigfoot and my boyfriend is Mothman⭐️Atomic Blond looks like a really good movie⭐️my first(1) two(2) rats were named Loulou and Pepper⭐️my rabbits were Midnight and Petals.⭐️my hamster was a Russian dwarf hamster and he ended up being eaten by my cat Bobby Joe who was eaten by a mountain lion from the local area⭐️a bear has been seen on my old elementary school's campus five(5) times in my lifetime⭐️wolves were once seen by the only starbucks in my town which was only opened up last year⭐️I live in a major gold mining area and I5 runs right through the town next to mine which is practically where I live⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I've had a full body massage once(1) in my life and let me tell you, you haven't lived till you've had your butt massaged⭐️I've taken like three(3) different classes for martial arts and never really followed through with any of them⭐️I've only been bitten by one dog in my entire life and it was completely my fault⭐️this post is too long Jesus fuck⭐️why⭐️the emoji movie doesn't actually look that bad in my opinion⭐️Despicable Me3(three) was actually a really good movie.⭐️I hate bad acting but I respect the effort⭐️every sibling I have is a half-sibling⭐️I'm a horrible person⭐️but I'm also the only good person alive aside from my friends and boyfriend so I'm conflicted ⭐️The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo is a must see by anyone who considers them self part of the LGBTQ+ community⭐️I don't consider queer a slur personally but I understand the history of it and I never have and never will use it to describe someone or a group of people without their explicit permission⭐️before I came out as a trans guy I thought I was gebderfluid⭐️Chase Ross is an awesome guy⭐️I feel like I look like Ronan from The Raven Cycle with my new haircut, but I always pictured him with a darker complexion so idk⭐️I hate Caitlin Jenner as a person, but not for her gender identity in and of itself.⭐️my phone is getting very warm⭐️these stars are horribly shaded⭐️I love being trans and don't regret it at all⭐️my husky is probably my favorite dog so far⭐️TOO MANY STARS⭐️I don't know anythinh⭐️I'm actually a robot and this is all a lie⭐️I want to be a popular blogger or like a YouTube or something but hhhhnnnnnggg⭐️I'm really into literature and English and history and everything about all of that⭐️I made my signature while scribbling and realized a particular scribble looked like my initials⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I watch too many shows ⭐️I want to be a teacher kind of⭐️I want a better job⭐️I want to be who I see in the mirror when I've got all thecright clothes on and I'm feeling confident ⭐️I want to be a better person⭐️I want to be amazing⭐️I want to be a good human being⭐️I want to be special⭐️I want to be good enough⭐️I want to be happy⭐️I want to be healthy⭐️I want to be happy with who I am⭐️I want to be me⭐️I want to be cool⭐️I want to realize that I can be all this things if I just let myself⭐️I want to kiss John Boyega⭐️I want to hug Chris Pratt⭐️I want to smile the way I smile when I see my boyfriend⭐️I love my boyfriend⭐️I want more scars⭐️I want to be more adventurous⭐️I want to be a great person⭐️I want to live a good life⭐️I want Drumpf to resign⭐️I want to be famous⭐️I want to be immortal for all the good and bad it brings⭐️I want to be good⭐️I want to be happy⭐️I want this to end⭐️I love my boyfriend

[arnold-layne]

hey hey, another tag game from fabulous @giggleboxx3000! That’s real fun let’s do this!

A - Age: 16. yas, i’m smol and can’t drink alcohol legally ugh

B - Biggest fears: insects, staying in my hometown for my whole life, traumatizing my fingers/arms, seeing an idol in the street and not have enough courage to ask for an autograph or photo, losing my hair, getting fat, and many more.

C - Current time: 20:24 as i’m typing this line

D - Drink you last had: tea

E - Everyday starts with: hating myself for going to bed so late this night, headaches, greeting my cat who comes as soon as i wake up, checking tumblr

F - Favourite song: so many of them i can’t choose one, but right now i listen to “Janie’s Got A Gun” by Aerosmith more often than to the others, so let it be this one

G - Ghosts, are they real? - i’m absolutely sure that right now one of my ancestors is standing behind my back and not understanding what i’m writing, cause no one of them knew english lmao

H - hometown: Orenburg, a small shitty town in Russia near the border of Kazakhstan. A perfect town for those who want to spend their whole life in a place with terrible weather during like ALL YEAR, bad roads, small salaries, absolutely nothing interesting going on, low standarts of living and lack of life perspectives. i hate this place somebody take me out of here

I - In love with: 50-70 year old rockstars, espesially with those folks Jimmy Page, Nikki Sixx and David Lee Roth. Music, my kitty, my guitar, and music again. Oh, and my family are nice guys, even though they don’t understand my passion to music

J - Jealous of: people who live in big bustling cities where all cool rockstars always come to perform

K - Killed someone: not yet but i’ll do if somebody ask me this question again

L - Last time you cried: well i was really really depressed before my first exam, i cried for all day for no reason and my parents thought i was going crazy, and it happened about month ago

M - Middle name: don’t have one

N - Number of siblings: 1

O - One wish: right now it’s entering that boarding school in Moscow so i’ll be able to get really qualified education and move away from this shitty town

Q - Questions you’re always asked: “Why don’t you speak, are you sad?”, “Do you always wear black?”, “How much did you sleep this night?”, “Why are you so pale, don’t you go out at all?”

R - Reasons to smile: good music, my cat, rockstars from 80s, gay fanfiction about rockstars from 80′s, good weather, memes, the fact that I CAN PLAY THAT FUCKING RIFF FROM SWEET CHILD O’MINE, those rare moments when my parents get on well and talk to each other, Jimmy Page still alive, Nikki’s instagram and many more

S - Song you last sang: “House Of The Rising Sun”, every time when i sing this song and play it on the guitar i feel like an old black bluesman playing somewhere in small pub in New Orleans, and i fucking loVE it

T - Time you last woke up: about 1 pm

U - Underwear colour: white

V - Vacation destination: just GET OUT OF HERE, preferably to the sea, preferably in LA

W - Worst habit: staying up until sunrise

X - any Х-rays: nah

Y - Your favourite food: fried chicken, something from mcdonalds, chocolate with nuts

Z - zodiac: aquarius

Gonna tag @angiemars, @keyboardwizard, @loveittodeath, @sscarley of course only if ya want to!