#I fucking need to orginize it's just messy I SWEAR it's not actually dirty I keep it clean and sanitized
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saturnaous · 4 days ago
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man I'd probably be more focused on collecting pop tabs if I knew where the hell my hug collection went ? I have my kisses and my sex in the upper area of my desk but I haven't a damn clue where my hugs went. I msis them thangs. I had quite a few.
#tbh the only ones I really care about are the kisses and the hugs. I don't actually have a use for the sex ones. I don't deal with that.#points at my asexual flag th. actualyl where is my asexual flag#my fucking desk is a mess. I have to clean this thing. somewhere between the ninja turtles and the measuring tapes is all I could desire#from the pouch#actually lets play a fun game of “what is on spenxers desk”#immeediately; water bottle. old phone. whetstone. dish of jelwery. lamp holding four seperate hats. old gum containers holding pens#pill bottles that are mostly empty I thin k? some itch cream. pliers. snapdragon things. empty mason jar. box of pokemon cards#goblets from christmas. box of cookies. 28 year old tetris. gum. grop strength thing. silly putty. various actior figures from tmnt + mando#uh somewhere in here are thos mesuring tapes. there's a speaker and riza hawkeye figure. unopened can of tuna.#two blacklight flash lights + a normal one. unopened box of travelsized tooth paste.#OH. not on my desk but directly next to. I do have a sledge hammer. and a stick#I use the stick to close my door when I don't want to get up. ther sledge hammer is there for my own enjoyment.#if we're counting next to me theres cruficied moki. and a machete on the far side enxt to a fake sword#I WISH it was real. . .sniffles#also a pile of books on the other side#I don't wanna talk about the areas above my desk. I'm concluding this post.#I fucking need to orginize it's just messy I SWEAR it's not actually dirty I keep it clean and sanitized
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dnvrsmedia · 5 years ago
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You Feel Safe? (part 2)
Carol x reader
summary: the events that happened after the reader and Carol left for the mission.
warnings: mainly fluff, but there is a mention of unwanted touching from a man. nothing graphic or gorey though!
AN: this is my first series, so I hope you all like where it’s going so far! if you wanna still see more pls lmk! stay safe
part 1
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The last few hours felt like a blur. After you two almost kissed you haven’t been focused. You can’t help but think about how soft her lips looked like. You were so close you could practically taste her...literally. The sound of the door unlocking and opening snapped you back into conscientiousness. You had insisted Carol got dressed first. After a bit of silence and staring at one another of course. Your eyes dart straight to her. You had to physically stop yourself from dropping your jaw.
You mutterd a “Holy fucking shit.” You didn’t mean for her to hear you, but it was apparent that she did from the light blush and sly smirk on her face. She looked absolutely stunning. Carol has picked out a midnight blue suit with a lacy bralette ever so lightly peaking through. Her hair was thrown back in a low, messy bun.
“You just gonna sit there and drool all night, agent?” Carol flirts effortlessly. Your mouth starts to open and shut like a fish out of water. You try to figure out what the hell to say, but she rendered you speechless. With that, Carol slowly walks to you.
She bends down to whisper in your ear, “What?Cat got your tongue?”
She pulls back to watch how red your face got and chuckles. “You should get ready, Y/n. We leave in an hour.” And then sits down on the couch.
You hurriedly grab your things and get ready in the bathroom. You can’t help but to wonder what the hell just happened. You have a limited amount of time to get dressed, do your makeup, and do your hair, so you push the thought to the back of your mind for another time.
About fourty minutes later, you finish with your hair and makeup. The last thing that you have to do is get into the damn dress. You already have your thigh holsters on to places two hand guns incase this were to go south. You step into the beautiful scarlet red floor length cocktail dress with a tasteful leg slit on the right side. You wouldn’t say this type of dress was really your style, but damn, you looked good. You’re gonna have to give Nat an extra thanks when you get back.
You try for about five minutes to zip the dress. Every now and then a curse word would fly out of your mouth. In the middle of struggling, Carol knocks on the bathroom door. She must’ve heard you throwing your little tantrum.
“Is everything okay in there?” You could hear the humor in her voice. Before she could knock again you unlocked the door. The look on her face was absolutely priceless. Now it was her turn to be speechless.
“Can you help me zip this up.” You ask with a grunt. Soon after you feel dainty yet strong hands reach for your zipper. One hand resides on your hip while the other zips you in. Her breath lingers on your neck for a while after she zips you up. She turns you around to her front and leans her forehead on yours.
“You look absolutely stunning, Y/n.” Carol whispers as she painfully slowly leans in to kiss you. Just as your lips are about to lock, Carols watch goes off.
“We need to start planning this better.” You joke as she laughs. With that, the two of you were off to finish what you orginally came here to do.
Shortly after, the two of you arrive to your destination. You were about to step out of the car when you felt a hand pulling you back.
“What kind of girlfriend would I be if I let you get out on your own?” The blonde girl smirks. She gets out of the car and circles around to the passenger seat. She opens your door and puts a hand out to help you get up. God, you wished that this doesn’t end tonight. She interlocked her fingers with yours and started walking. The pair of you got past the security and now are currently in the middle of the ball. Now, all you have to do is find the alien tech and get the hell out.
“Hey,” Carol leans in to talk in your ear. The atmosphere just happens to be too loud. “I’m gonna go get us drinks, okay? I’ll be right back.” She places a kiss on your forehead and walks to the bar on the other side of the room. A small blush paints your face from the small pda. You shake your head to clear your thoughts and get straight to work. As Carol goes to get you a drink, you keep watch for any specious behavior that might lead to signs of where the auction is taking place. Since the bar is on the other side of the room, the two of you split up (hence her getting you a drink).
As you’re looking around you feel someone’s hand on your hip. It wasn’t the same gentle and homie feeling like before. This hand was calloused and larger. Just the feeling of the hand mane you shiver. You turn your head back up to see a man smirking back up at you.
“Hey princess, you here alone?” He bends down and speaks in your ear. This felt like the complete opposite from Carol. She felt safe and loving. He just feels repulsive. You quickly remove his hand from your hip.
“I’m actually here with my girlfriend, thabk you, sir.” You heavily put emphasis on the word girlfriend. Thankfully, Carol comes back with two drinks in her hand on time. She hands you the drink and immediately puts her free hand around her waist.
“Here you go, baby. I got you your regular.” She says while completely ignoring the man in front of us. Carol looks back up at the man and asks “And you are?” The man shook his head and walked away. You turned your head back to Carol to see her staring this man down with her jaw clenched. Her arm is very much still wrapped around your mid section.
“I never pegged you to be the jealous type.” You giggle as you take a sip. She unclenches her jaw and playfully rolls her eyes. She disregards the statement and gets straight to work.
“I found the door where the auction is taking place.” She takes your hand to bring you closer to the door. The two of you now are on the other side of the ballroom. She stops right at the edge of the dance floor and wraps her arms around your waist. You understood where she was going and wrapped your arms around her head.
She slowly dances you two in a circle until you’re facing a door with a bouncer. She stops the two of you momentarily swaying in place. “Do you see it?” You nod your head in agreement. After a few moments of dancing, you two decide it’s finally time to fulfill the mission. You exuse yourself to an empty room to go invisible and cary out the plan.
The mission had gone successfully. Since you got robbed of your weekend off, Fury pulled some strings to let you and Carol spend a week in Italy. Carol just had to drop off the alien tech to the drop off location. You have a feeling that Carol asked, but you obviously don’t mind. The drive back to the hotel was silent. The only noise filling the car was the soft hum of the radio. The both of you were absolutely exhausted and couldn’t wait to get back. You turn your head to see Carol smiling back at you.
“What are you smiling about you goof.” A smile starts to play at for lips.
“Just excited to get to know more of you.” Carol beams and rests her hand on your thigh. You blush from her action. You hear her gasp and remove her hand from your thigh.
“Oh my god that sounded really dirty especially when I put my hand on your thigh i’m so-” she starts to ramble.
You giggle and cut her off “Carol, I know what you meant. I swear you’re such a doofus.” You giggle some more while taking her hand and kissing her palm. You truly can’t wait to see where this week takes you.
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