#I feel like I’m butting in on a convo

[oizys-naomi]

/ooc I WANT TO ROLEPLAY but I have no idea how people do this….hmmmmmm HELP

[vinatintasupernovita]

the worst part abt having an at home job/not knowing how to drive in your 20s is the constant isolation and inability to make friends bc where the fuck am i going

[gallavichsreddie1128]

Older (Dean Winchester)

Description: Y/N has a crush on Dean but they have a 20 year age gap. How does Dean react when she finally tells him?

Warning: Smut, Age Gap

Word Count: 1,743k

Y/N watched Dean as he washed Baby. His big muscular arms on display with the tight white shirt that had dirt on it. Baby was soapy and wet as Dean wiped her down. Y/N was trying not to drool as he went in circular motions cleaning the car. She was too into the scene in front of her; she didn’t notice Sam coming up to her side. “Stare any longer he might just notice your obvious crush on him.” He said to me, making her snap out of it. She turned towards him and rolled her eyes. He chuckled and handed her a beer. She took it from him and took a drink. “Ya think maybe he’s too old for you.” He said. Y/N pushed him and they both laughed. She sighed and looked at Dean again. He was pouring water on the soapy car. She sighed and got up  from her spot and walked into the house. She needed a cold shower to erase the dirty thoughts from her mind. 

It was days later that she’d be staring at the older man as he made breakfast. They had just come back from a hunt and Y/N was hungry so Dean offered to cook for her. Sam was getting some sleep but the other two were wide awake. “How do you like your eggs?” He asked her as he got them out of the fridge. “Over easy.” She said and he cracked the two eggs on the pan. She watched as he put the bread in the toaster. “You really didn’t have to make me anything.” She said as Dean put the eggs on the plate. “But I wanted to. You deserve it putting up with us.” She laughed as he set the eggs and toast in front of her. She thanked him. “Well I like putting up with you guys.” She said. He got his plate and sat across from her. “What, you got a crush on one of us?” He joked but she didn’t laugh. “Nah we’re probably too old for you anyway.” He said. She stared at him without saying anything. She shook her head and went back to eating her food. “Yeah totally.” She said. 

She woke up 7 hours later in bed and yawned. She remembered the cringey things Dean asked her this morning and she sighed. She thought for a second when he asked her that she was caught. Luckily Dean was oblivious.She got out of bed and stretched. She walked out of her room and noticed Dean at the table on the computer. “Where’s Sam?” She asked. “Grocery Shopping.” He said and nodded and sat down across from him. He looked up from the computer at her. “So back to early convo you probably like Jack don’t you?” He asked. She looked at him confused. “No, not the antichrist.” She laughed. “Do you even like anybody?” He asked. “Dean, can we not talk about this?” She asked not wanting to expose herself. “Yeah sure.” He said and went back to research. The silence now,awkward and unwanted. 

Why was Dean so curious about who she had feelings for or if she did? She honestly thought that Dean was too old for her but that’s how she liked it. They were eating dinner and she had a glass of wine. Dean sat across from her and Sam sat next to Dean. Jack and Cas sat next to her. Everyone was in a conversation except her. She never talked much while eating. She sometimes butted in with Jack and Cas but other than that kept quiet. Dean noticed her silence and wondered if it was about his question earlier. The last thing he wanted to do was make her uncomfortable. After dinner was over she helped him clean up.

She didn’t say anything to him so he figured he thought correct. “I’m sorry about the question earlier. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.” He said. She looked at him. “You didn’t.” She said and poured herself some more wine. “If I did I would completely understand-” “Dean.” She interrupted him. He looked over at her and she was holding the wine and her upper body on the table a little. Her boobs are perfectly on display. “What are you-” She took a sip of wine and smirked. “I told myself I’d never fuck anyone old enough to be my dad.” She states. He stares at her in shock. She stood up and walked closer to him. “That was until I met you.” She said seductively. “Wait you like me?” He asked her confused but kinda turned on.

She nodded like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “And before you give me any of that age bullshit. I’m 22 i’m an adult.” He stared at her as her hands ran over his chest. “You have no idea what you do to me Dean.” She says and her hands lower themselves to the bottom of his shirt. She tugs on it and he looks down seeing what she was doing. “Y/N are you sure?” He asked her. She looked up at him with lustful eyes. “Are you sure Dean? Think you can handle me, old man?” He chuckled and picked her up and threw her over his shoulder.She laughed as he took her to his room. He threw her on the bed and smirked. “I’m 42 sweetheart not 72.” He said and took off his shirt revealing his amazing body. She was almost drooling at the sight. He crawled onto the bed and hovered over her.

She wrapped her arms around his neck and brought him down in a kiss. He moved his lips against hers as his hands traveled her body. He lifts her tank top up a bit and she pulls away from the kiss. She sits up and removes it showing her white bra. He looks down at her boobs and cups them. “Wow you’re so sexy.” He says and moves his hands to her back. He unclips the bra and she lets it fall freeing her boobs. He smirks at the sight and leans down to put one of her nipples in his mouth. She gasps his name and her hands go to his head as he licks and sucks. Her hands moved to his jeans and she cupped his growing erection. He moans against her nipple. “Dean take these off.” She breathes out. He pulls away from her nipple and gets up to remove his jeans. He pulls them down along with his boxers. She moves herself to the end of the bed and pulls him closer to her. “I didn’t know if I want you in my mouth or inside of me.” She says and he chuckles. Her eyes staring at his long hard cock. “Both would be ideal but right now I really need to be inside of you.” He tells her and pushes her back on the bed.

She smiles as he pulls down her panties. He gets back on her and kisses her again. She runs her hands up and down his muscular back. He pulls away and sighs into her mouth as he lines himself up with her entrance. He pushes in slowly and she gives a sharp gasp. “Are you okay?” He asked. She nods. He pushes in deeper and her noises fill his ear. She hadn’t had sex with many people and certainly not with a guy this big before. Once he was in her all the way he let her adjust to him. They stare at each other as she adjusts to him. He got lost in her eyes not believing that this was happening right now. She pulled him out of his thoughts when she thrusted up. She moaned as the pain was gone and she was full of pleasure. He started moving his hips and she let out little moans. Her eyes closed and her mouth opened. He didn’t let his eyes close as he watched her facial expressions. He groaned as her hips started matching his. She grabs his neck and moans his name. “You’re so fucking beautiful.” He breathes out and she opens her eyes to look at him. “You feel so good inside of me.” She whimpers. He leans down and starts kissing her neck. She gasped and pulled him closer if that was possible. “Dean, go faster.” She begged and he moved as fast as he could.His hips pounding into her hard and fast making the bed screech. His lips left marks on her neck. Neither of them cared at the moment.

He pulled out of her some and angled his hips. He slammed back in her and hit her g spot making her scream. He covered her mouth with his hand. “Gotta remember sweetheart we aren’t the only ones here.” He groans in her ear. She tried to keep her sounds to a minimum but with him pounding at her g spot that didn’t work. “Dean, you feel too good.” She mumbles in his hand. He nods. “Fuck I know baby. You feel amazing.” He moans. She felt herself getting closer and closer to the edge. He was twitching inside of her signaling that he was close too. “Baby I'm close.” She moaned and he groaned out a me too. She gasped out feeling him fill her up which triggered her orgasm. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as her orgasm hit her. She bit her lip trying to hold back the loud noises that threatened to spill from her. Her hips moved up as she rode out her high. Dean watched her and almost became hard again. Her hips slowed and she opened her eyes seeing Dean already looking at her. “That was hot.” He smirked. She rolled her eyes. “Yeah well thanks to you.” She smirked back. He pulled out of her causing her to moan.

He got up and went to the bathroom and got a wet towel. He came back and cleaned her and him up. “Such a gentleman.” She teased. He laughed and threw the towel in the laundry bin. He collapsed next to her and yawned. “Tired old man?” He turned to look at her. “Baby I could go another 5 rounds.” He said. She turned towards him and smirked. “Prove it.” She said and he smirked. Sam couldn’t sleep that night but Dean and Y/N weren’t complaining.

[mrsbsmooth]

Scripts - S7 - Episode 3 (Part 1 of 2)

Uma fail, bedtime boy time

NARRATOR: Welcome back to Love Island…

NARRATOR: Where Uma might be about to leave an UMA-mi taste in {0}'s mouth.

NARRATOR: It means bitter, no need to look it up.

NARRATOR: Ok, so it means savoury but I needed my pun to work.

NARRATOR: Bear with me, I’m getting into the swing of things. Back to the Casa Amor-action!

NARRATOR: Who was your E2_FAV? (I think this failed lol)

Rafael

Alex

Bryson

Joyo

{0} looks from Uma, to you, then back to Uma with one eyebrow raised.

Uma smiles expectantly, waiting…

UMA_HAPPY: Well? What do you say?

UMA_IDLE: I haven’t got all night.

UMA_FLIRTY: But <i>we</i> could have all night, if you say yes.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Seriously, Uma?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Um. Uma.

UMA_HAPPY: Yah?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: It’s just that…

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Well, you see the thing is…

UMA_IDLE: Gosh, boy. Spit it out!

{0}_IDLE: I’m sort of talking to {1}.

UMA_IDLE: I can see that.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Erm, the implication is that we’re hitting it off and so…

{0}_HAPPY: Oh, I’m feeling pretty popular right now.

{0}_FLIRTY: They say three’s a crowd.

{0}_FLIRTY: But not in bed, right?

UMA_IDLE: That’s definitely not what I had in mind.

{0}_IDLE: I’m messing.

{0}_IDLE: To be honest, Uma. I’m not sure what the situation is yet.

{0}_HAPPY: Uma!

UMA_IDLE: Bryson!

{0}_FLIRTY: Here I was thinking I was the graft master general…

{0}_HAPPY: When it’s been you all along.

{0}_FLIRTY: Man oh man. I’ve got a rep to uphold.

{0}_IDLE: But yeah, I’m gonna hold off on answering till I know what’s what.

He glances at you.

UMA_EMBARRASSED: Oh.

{0}_IDLE: Ahh, Uma.

UMA_IDLE: That doesn’t sound good.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I’m just not really sure what’s going on yet, ya know?

{0}_IDLE: Plus, I’m thinking I’ll most likely sleep by my lonesome tonight.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: It’s the first night and I’m not sure what Daph will be doing.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: This is awkward. Sorry, I’m bad with awkward situations.

UMA_IDLE: Yeah, I feel like this is a no.

Good answer {0}

PLAYER_HAPPY: That was a good answer, {0}.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: After all, you never know who else might wanna hop in your bed tonight.

{0}_IDLE: That’s a good point.

{0}_FLIRTY: You read my mind.

That was a weak answer {0}

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Kind of a weak answer there, {0}.

PLAYER_IDLE: Especially when you’re over here talking to me.

{0}_IDLE: I’m sorry you feel that way, {1}.

{0}_IDLE: Just don’t wanna hurt anybody’s feelings at this stage.

Your answer could’ve been clearer

PLAYER_IDLE: You could’ve been a bit clearer there, {0}.

PLAYER_IDLE: Feels like you sort of skirted around what you wanted to say.

{0}_IDLE: I get you, {1}.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I just didn’t want to embarrass anyone.

UMA_IDLE: Maybe this is a bit awkward.

{0}_IDLE: I’m gonna leave you two to chat.

{0}_HAPPY: I’ll catch you in a little bit, {1}.

He strolls off with a little wave.

Uma watches him leave, then turns abruptly to face you.

UMA_IDLE: That was all a bit weird, right? Was it me?

You’ve got courage, girl!

PLAYER_HAPPY: You’ve definitely got courage, girl!

UMA_HAPPY: You’ve got to just go for what you want.

UMA_IDLE: I’m glad you’re not annoyed though.

You totally butted into our convo

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Yeah, it was weird. You totally pushed into our convo.

UMA_SURPRISED: Oh what!?

UMA_IDLE: That wasn’t my intention. I didn’t know what you two were chatting about.

UMA_IDLE: I didn’t want to waste any time.

UMA_EMBARRASSED: Sometimes I forget to think before I do things.

Yeah, he’s mine

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Yep, it was weird. He’s clearly mine.

UMA_EMBARRASSED: I didn’t think we were claiming people this early.

UMA_IDLE: I was raised to go for what I want.

UMA_IDLE: I wasn’t trying to tread on your toes.

That was pretty funny actually

PLAYER_HAPPY: It’s all good. That was pretty funny. {0} didn’t know how to react.

PLAYER_HAPPY: His face…

You stifle a giggle.

UMA_HAPPY: He didn’t know how to deal.

UMA_IDLE: I did just get rejected though.

UMA_IDLE: I feel like his eyes are elsewhere.

UMA_IDLE: I need to work on being less clueless in here.

UMA_SERIOUS: Note to self, do not stumble into romantic chats and proposition either party.

PLAYER_IDLE: Very self-aware.

UMA_IDLE: That’s my aim.

UMA_IDLE: I’m gonna go catch up with the rest of the girls.

UMA_IDLE: I’ll see you soon.

As you relax on the daybeds you hear hushed, excited voices drifting over to you from the loungers.

{0}_HAPPY: Yeah, she was on it!

{0}_IDLE: She kinda interrupted my nice little chat with {1}...

Your eyes grow wide, you can’t believe your luck!

You can hear the boys chatting nearby. But they can’t see you.

*Stay and eavesdrop

You smile to yourself sneakily and edge onto the daybed closest to where the boys are gossiping.

Go and catch up with the girls

You ignore the chatter and head up to the dressing room to catch up with the girls.

You casually lean towards the sound of the boys’ conversation.

ALEX_SURPRISED: And how did you handle that, bro?

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: I don’t think I did, if I’m honest.

RAFAEL_IDLE: There was some awkward mumbling on my part.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: You missed an immeasurable opportunity right there.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Two hot girls, you fumbled man.

JOYO_IDLE: Not true. Some girls like a boy with a little less artificial charm.

BRYSON_IDLE: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that dig.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Respect to Uma’s graft game though.

RAFAEL_SURPRISED: And how did you handle that, bro?

ALEX_EMBARRASSED: I don’t think I did, if I’m honest.

ALEX_IDLE: There was some awkward mumbling on my part.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: You missed an immeasurable opportunity right there.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Two hot girls, you fumbled man.

JOYO_IDLE: Not true. Some girls like a boy with a little less artificial charm.

BRYSON_IDLE: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that dig.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Respect to Uma’s graft game though.

RAFAEL_SURPRISED: And how did you handle that, bro?

BRYSON_FLIRTY: First thing’s first, I gave Uma props for her rizz.

BRYSON_IDLE: Then I wasn’t sure what to do. I didn’t wanna commit right there and then.

BRYSON_HAPPY: Especially because I was having such a nice chat with {0}.

ALEX_HAPPY: Wise decision, bud. It’s night one, I’m sure the girls get it.

JOYO_IDLE: Or there’s a chance he turned them both off. Here’s hoping.

BRYSON_IDLE: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that dig.

RAFAEL_SURPRISED: And how did you handle that, bro?

JOYO_FLIRTY: I cracked a threesome joke.

JOYO_IDLE: In hindsight maybe it wasn’t the time.

JOYO_EMBARRASSED: It’s like the spirit of Bryson overtook my mouth.

BRYSON_IDLE: Wouldn’t that be your lucky day?

JOYO_SERIOUS: Absolutely not.

JOYO_IDLE: Anyway, then I brushed her off a bit.

JOYO_IDLE: I was having such a nice chat with {0}, didn’t want it to end actually.

ALEX_IDLE: You did the right thing bud.

ALEX_IDLE: You don’t want to be forcing anything.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Respect to Uma’s graft game though.

BRYSON_HAPPY: What are we all thinking RE bedroom tonight?

RAFAEL_IDLE: Ah man. Who knows.

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: We got girls back in the villa to consider, remember?

JOYO_FLIRTY: Yet here we are, in Casa Amor.

JOYO_FLIRTY: The girls are breathtaking, the slate is clean.

ALEX_HAPPY: You make a good point.

ALEX_FLIRTY: I’d love a good long cuddle, you know?

ALEX_FLIRTY: One with a spark and potential you know? I don’t have that with Estelle.

RAFAEL_HAPPY: That’s cute and all…

RAFAEL_IDLE: But whoever you share a bed with needs to know the truth…

ALEX_IDLE: I can see where this is going.

RAFAEL_HAPPY: You’re a duvet hogger. I see you at 2am, all wrapped up like a burrito.

ALEX_HAPPY: Heard, but be real, it’s nowhere near as bad as Bryson’s sleep talking.

BRYSON_HAPPY: One time! One time I talk about my trainers in my sleep.

JOYO_IDLE: We really should warn anyone that shares with you though.

JOYO_FLIRTY: That they’re second best to a pair of, what was it? Sleek and sultry kicks.

ALEX_HAPPY: Yikes.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: I’m playing it by ear in terms of bedroom antics.

BRYSON_HAPPY: Bit of chat, lots of eye contact, then I’ll see what goes down.

JOYO_HAPPY: If we connect better with a girl in here, it can’t be helped.

JOYO_FLIRTY: None of us are exclusive.

ALEX_IDLE: True, I want the chance to really fall for a girl.

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: Me and Daphne felt like we were falling.

ALEX_IDLE: If that’s how you feel, we’ll all respect that 100%.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Buuuuut, the girls in here though.

BRYSON_HAPPY: We should be feeling blessed.

JOYO_HAPPY: So we’ve already established Uma’s making moves, we respect that.

JOYO_FLIRTY: What we saying about Summer?

ALEX_HAPPY: Gorgeous girl for sure.

ALEX_IDLE: But I’m feeling like she’s not marriage material. Not for me anyway.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: She’s one to watch.

RAFAEL_HAPPY: Bonnie is awesome. A little ray of sunlight.

ALEX_HAPPY: She’s a gem.

BRYSON_HAPPY: She’d be great in the main villa.

JOYO_HAPPY: She’s authentic. Gotta rate that.

BRYSON_IDLE: And {0}?

You lean even closer, straining to hear all the details. The boys have paused, they’re exchanging little glances.

Joyo lets out a long low whistle.

JOYO_FLIRTY: The girl is dynamite.

ALEX_HAPPY: She’s really shaken things up for me.

ALEX_FLIRTY: She’s beautiful and intriguing.

ALEX_IDLE: I definitely want to get to know her properly.

ALEX_HAPPY: I want to work her out.

JOYO_IDLE: What do you mean?

ALEX_FLIRTY: Just that I can already tell she’s got levels to her.

ALEX_FLIRTY: Not sure what they are yet, but I’m intrigued for sure.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: I definitely want to amp up the flirting with her. See if she’s into it.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: It’s impossible to ignore a girl that looks like her.

JOYO_IDLE: Like I said, she’s hotter than the sun. I’d like to know what makes her tick.

JOYO_IDLE: But I’m committed to playing it cool.

JOYO_IDLE: Keeping my head, exploring my options.

JOYO_FLIRTY: Nothing too hasty.

BRYSON_SERIOUS: Not feeling too serious about Geri then?

JOYO_SERIOUS: It was still early days for me and Geri. She’s cool and all.

JOYO_IDLE: But super early days as we weren’t exactly like Raf and Daph.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Yeah, what about you, Rafael?

BRYSON_FLIRTY: I peeped you with the love heart eyes when you saw her.

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: Well sure, she’s pretty.

ALEX_HAPPY: Go on?

RAFAEL_IDLE: If I’m being fully honest she has turned my head a little bit.

JOYO_FLIRTY: Are we talking quarter turn? Half turn?

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: Too early to say.

RAFAEL_IDLE: Let’s just say she’s making me rethink my lonely sleeping arrangements.

ALEX_SURPRISED: Woah!

BRYSON_FLIRTY: That’s more than a half turn! You’re gonna give me whiplash.

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: I’m still thinking on it. I don’t want to do anything I’ll regret.

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: Daph’s been my day one in here and I respect her. And what we have.

RAFAEL_FLIRTY: But there is something about {0}.

ALEX_IDLE: I hear you.

ALEX_HAPPY: We should head up though, see what the girls are feeling.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Yeah, Joyo still has to do his 8-step skincare routine.

JOYO_IDLE: 5, it’s 5 steps.

You hear footsteps heading towards you from across the grass.

Leaping up you dash stealthily away, keeping low to the ground.

You stroll into the dressing room to find the girls sitting at the mirrors taking their makeup off.

They’re all in their hottest sleepwear ready for the night ahead.

Summer is rifling through one of the closets intensely.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Oh hey there, {0}.

BONNIE_IDLE: You just missed the chaos.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: What chaos?

BONNIE_FLIRTY: You wanna tell her, Uma?

UMA_SAD: I forgot to pack my bunny slippers.

UMA_IDLE: My feet feel weird without them.

Summer pauses her closet pursuit to look at Uma quizzically.

SUMMER_IDLE: When you say bunny slippers do you mean like bunny print or…?

UMA_IDLE: Nah, I mean the whole hog.

UMA_HAPPY: Like you’re putting your feet into the little bunny bodies.

UMA_HAPPY: And their heads are at your toes.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Wow.

SUMMER_EMBARRASSED: Yeesh.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: I’m all for self-expression…

SUMMER_FLIRTY: But maybe it’s a good thing you left those behind.

SUMMER_IDLE: They don’t exactly sound sexy.

UMA_FLIRTY: Ah, but I can make anything sexy. The things those bunny slippers have seen…

SUMMER_FLIRTY: I stand corrected.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Love that for you.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase at it like rabbits.

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Oh ew.

BONNIE_IDLE: But yeah, it’s been chaotic in here.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Summer has changed her outfit about 40 times.

SUMMER_SERIOUS: I want to be giving sensual goddess. Why didn’t I pack my sexier undies?

BONNIE_EMBARRASSED: Ok, but wearing small undies to bed is a no-go.

SUMMER_HAPPY: Fine, I’ll wear no underwear at all!

UMA_IDLE: You go girl.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Speaking of, what are you gonna wear, {0}?

SUMMER_FLIRTY: The theme is, dress to impress. First impressions are everything.

You head over to the closet.

PLAYER_HAPPY: I’m fully feeling this look.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Yes! That’s the one. Pure spice.

SUMMER_SURPRISED: Oh noooooo, you’re gonna outshine me.

Summer dives back into the closet and starts rifling through furiously again.

UMA_FLIRTY: Look at you.

UMA_HAPPY: I feel sorry for the main villa girls tonight.

PLAYER_IDLE: I think this is good.

BONNIE_SURPRISED: You sure? First night vibes, remember.

UMA_IDLE: We’re going for the collective slay. Need you on the team, {0}.

SUMMER_IDLE: Though at least you won’t outshine me.

Let me look again

PLAYER_HAPPY: I’m fully feeling this look.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Yes! That’s the one. Pure spice.

SUMMER_SURPRISED: Oh noooooo, you’re gonna outshine me.

Summer dives back into the closet and starts rifling through furiously again.

UMA_FLIRTY: Look at you.

UMA_HAPPY: I feel sorry for the main villa girls tonight.

PLAYER_IDLE: I’m really fine in this.

SUMMER_IDLE: At least you’ll have a good night’s sleep.

I like what I’m wearing

PLAYER_IDLE: I’m genuinely good in this.

SUMMER_IDLE: At least you’ll have a good night’s sleep.

BONNIE_HAPPY: So we’re pretty much all ready.

UMA_IDLE: Are we talking bed plans yet?

SUMMER_HAPPY: Yeah you gotta rethink after {0} pied you off.

UMA_SAD: Oi. Fair point.

UMA_IDLE: Where did you go after that whole situation though, {0}?

UMA_IDLE: You took a while to come join us.

Spill about the boys

PLAYER_HAPPY: Ok, girls, you ready? Pull in.

BONNIE_SURPRISED: Ooooh, are we about to receive some gossip?

The girls crowd around you, eyes lit up with excitement.

SUMMER_HAPPY: Open and ready.

UMA_HAPPY: It’s tell-all time.

PLAYER_IDLE: So I was just chilling on the daybeds, right?

UMA_IDLE: Uh huh.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: When the wind just happened to blow the boys’ secret chat down towards me.

SUMMER_SURPRISED: Oh yeah!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Of course, I couldn’t exactly not listen.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Of course, of course, would be rude to the wind!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Exactly.

PLAYER_HAPPY: I heard a few little details that I thought I could  share…

SUMMER_EMBARRASSED: Spill already.

UMA_HAPPY: Got us hanging on your every word.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: And not just because you’re pretty.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: They all respect your graft, Uma.

UMA_IDLE: As they should.

PLAYER_IDLE: They think you’re hot, Summer.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Well duhhhh.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Bonnie, they think you’re an absolute gem.

BONNIE_HAPPY: D’aaaaaaw. That’s all I can ask for really.

Keep schtum

PLAYER_IDLE: Oh erm, I was relaxing. Self-care nap on the daybeds.

SUMMER_IDLE: Good plan, you won’t be getting any sleep tonight!

BONNIE_EMBARRASSED: I hope that’s not the case.

BONNIE_IDLE: I get very grouchy running on no sleep.

SUMMER_SURPRISED: I can hear the boys in the bedroom!

UMA_IDLE: So loud.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: I think I just heard a thud.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: That was just one of them, or all of them, falling for me.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Gimme your confidence, Summer.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Any day.

Bonnie pulls you to the side as Summer and Uma giggle amongst themselves and douse themselves in perfume.

BONNIE_IDLE: Summer is definitely scoping out {0}, {1}.

BONNIE_IDLE: I know you two were getting on really well.

BONNIE_IDLE: Who are you planning to share with tonight though?

Alex

PLAYER_IDLE: Gotta be Alex for me.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Makes perfect sense.

PLAYER_HAPPY: He’s really piqued my interest.

BONNIE_IDLE: Oooh interesting. You changed your mind.

PLAYER_IDLE: I have. He’s just really piqued my interest.

Bryson

PLAYER_IDLE: Gotta be Bryson for me.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Makes perfect sense.

PLAYER_HAPPY: He’s really piqued my interest.

BONNIE_IDLE: Oooh interesting. You changed your mind.

PLAYER_IDLE: I have. He’s just really piqued my interest.

Joyo

PLAYER_IDLE: Gotta be Joyo for me.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Makes perfect sense.

PLAYER_HAPPY: He’s really piqued my interest.

BONNIE_IDLE: Oooh interesting. You changed your mind.

PLAYER_IDLE: I have. He’s just really piqued my interest.

Rafael

PLAYER_IDLE: Gotta be Rafael for me.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Makes perfect sense.

PLAYER_HAPPY: He’s really piqued my interest.

BONNIE_IDLE: Oooh interesting. You changed your mind.

PLAYER_IDLE: I have. He’s just really piqued my interest.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Although…

PLAYER_IDLE: Although what?

BONNIE_FLIRTY: You don’t necessarily have to share a bed with a boy.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Just sayin’

PLAYER_HAPPY: I’ll keep that in mind.

UMA_IDLE: Terrace? To finish our chat?

SUMMER_HAPPY: Let’s do it.

BONNIE_IDLE: Coming, {0}?

PLAYER_IDLE: Definitely, I’ll catch up to you. Just wanna finish getting ready.

The girls bustle out of the dressing room and leave you to quickly make your adjustments in peace.

You check yourself over in the mirror and head out through the bedroom to the terrace.

You sashay out into the bedroom. Bryson and Rafael are bouncing enthusiastically on one of the beds. Alex is waving them down.

Joyo is lying flat on the floor with his hands tucked under his head like a pillow.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: What the?

BRYSON_HAPPY: Busteddddd.

ALEX_HAPPY: You might not believe this…

ALEX_HAPPY: But we were behaving relatively normal when the other girls came through.

RAFAEL_HAPPY: Then me and ol’ Bryson here thought we’d check out bounceability.

ALEX_FLIRTY: I’m being the sensible one, I foresee somebody getting hurt otherwise.

PLAYER_IDLE: I thought I heard a thudding sound before?

BRYSON_FLIRTY: That was me! Falling for you.

Cute, do it again

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Cute. Go on then, do it again.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: It would be all too easy, just a little more vigorous bouncing…

RAFAEL_SURPRISED: Ew, man.

BRYSON_HAPPY: Accidental double entendres are the best.

BRYSON_IDLE: Seriously though, I’m gonna fall.

Summer already made that joke

PLAYER_IDLE: Summer beat you to that line already I’m afraid.

BRYSON_HAPPY: Oh damn. First Uma, now Summer. They’re draining my rizz force.

JOYO_IDLE: Remind me to thank them both.

I hope not

PLAYER_IDLE: I really hope not.

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: Ooooof, bro.

BRYSON_EMBARRASSED: I blame Uma. She’s draining my rizz force, she’s more powerful than I!

JOYO_FLIRTY: I’m trying not to smirk down here.

JOYO_IDLE: You look breathtaking by the way, {0}.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: I second that.

ALEX_FLIRTY: You’re beautiful. Glowing I’d say.

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: You are shining, and not in a sweaty way.

ALEX_HAPPY: Unfortunately for you, {0}, you’ve unknowingly entered…

ALEX_FLIRTY: Bedtime boy time.

My lucky day

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Well then, it’s my lucky day.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: I get to be the centre of attention for a couple of secs.

ALEX_FLIRTY: You could be the centre of attention anywhere.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Yeah, you just walk into a room and POW! All eyes on you.

RAFAEL_FLIRTY: If anything, it’s our lucky day that you’ve joined us.

RAFAEL_IDLE: I should get off the bed though.

He leaps down. Bryson sits beside him.

I’ll embrace the chaos

PLAYER_HAPPY: I’m embracing the chaos of bedtime boy time.

ALEX_HAPPY: That’s a win right there.

PLAYER_IDLE: Why are you lying on the floor though, Joyo?

JOYO_FLIRTY: Why not?

JOYO_IDLE: I just felt like it.

BRYSON_HAPPY: No rhyme nor reason for bedtime boy time antics.

RAFAEL_HAPPY: We just do whatever comes into our heads.

PLAYER_HAPPY: I’m all for it.

Am I intruding?

PLAYER_IDLE: Am I intruding, I can go? I’m heading up to join the girls anyway.

ALEX_HAPPY: Not what I meant at all. We’re honoured to give you a window into the chaos.

ALEX_HAPPY: I’m sure bedtime girl time is just as chaotic.

PLAYER_HAPPY: That’s true.

BRYSON_HAPPY: Yah, please stay awhile, pretty lady.

JOYO_IDLE: That’ll make her leave.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Joyo, you are what is commonly referred to as a spoilsport.

RAFAEL_HAPPY: Where’d you get that word from? 1786?

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Exactly, in my Regency era.

JOYO_IDLE: Oh man, go back to history class. That came a bit later.

ALEX_HAPPY: Although hopefully you won’t view us as walking icks after this experience.

BRYSON_HAPPY: She could never!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Whilst I’m here then, gimme some tips. Some more icks and non-icks?

ALEX_HAPPY: You taking notes?

Maybe…

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Maybe I am… What’s it to you?

ALEX_FLIRTY: Get her some paper, boys.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: You can write on my arm, that way you can recap when we’re in bed later.

JOYO_IDLE: Ok, even I’ll admit that was a good one.

RAFAEL_FLIRTY: The game is back.

You flatter yourself

PLAYER_IDLE: You flatter yourselves. I’m just nosy.

ALEX_FLIRTY: If you say so.

BRYSON_HAPPY: She’s gonna tell the other girls!

JOYO_IDLE: So what if she does?

RAFAEL_HAPPY: I’ll tell you, {0}.

RAFAEL_HAPPY: I find it really cute when girls blow kisses.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Awww.

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: I get icked out by girls being on their phones too much.

RAFAEL_HAPPY: I want a girl to be present and in the moment with me, you know?

BRYSON_SURPRISED: But how will she capture that content for you?!

RAFAEL_HAPPY: I don’t need her to.

BRYSON_IDLE: Kudos dude.

BRYSON_HAPPY: It’s part of my job to be chronically online, but even I like to take breaks.

BRYSON_IDLE: For an ick I’d say…

BRYSON_EMBARRASSED: Belly button fluff.

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Oddly specific.

BRYSON_EMBARRASSED: Yeah, don’t ask.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: For my turn on I think I’ll say…

BRYSON_HAPPY: Oooh, you know when a girl jumps into her boy’s arms, like at the end of a movie?

BRYSON_HAPPY: I like that sappy rom com stuff.

JOYO_IDLE: Interesting. I’m not averse to a good rom com myself.

JOYO_FLIRTY: I like it when girls whisper in my ear.

JOYO_FLIRTY: Takes me by surprise.

JOYO_IDLE: I’m not a fan of open mouth chewing though…

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Ew.

ALEX_IDLE: That’s an important one.

ALEX_FLIRTY: For me, I’m really into when a girl puts her hands on my chest.

ALEX_FLIRTY: Like just casually whilst she’s talking to me.

ALEX_HAPPY: Feels so naturally intimate.

ALEX_IDLE: And my ick? My ick would be a girl that doesn’t like animals or kids.

ALEX_IDLE: Both of those things are a big part of my life.

PLAYER_IDLE: That makes sense.

{0}_IDLE: Oh wait, I’ve just thought of some more important ones.

He holds eye contact with you, studying your face with a smile.

{0}_FLIRTY: I get goosebumps when a girl strokes my hair.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: And how could I forget the ultimate ick…

PLAYER_SURPRISED: What is it?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: When girls use the dreaded cringe nicknames.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Like what?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I was called Boo Boo once. Ugh.

All of the boys shudder in agreement.

ALEX_HAPPY: Were these the kinds of things you wanted to hear, {0}?

They were very… helpful

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Absolutely. They were very… helpful.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Nooooooo! We’ve given her too much power.

JOYO_FLIRTY: Power in the right hands can be very attractive.

ALEX_FLIRTY: I trust her.

RAFAEL_FLIRTY: Don’t go all supervillain on us.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: I won’t.

Along the right lines

PLAYER_IDLE: Those were definitely along the right lines.

BRYSON_HAPPY: She knows too much.

RAFAEL_IDLE: Naaaah, our answers were pretty tame, weren’t they?

ALEX_IDLE: You have got an advantage now, {0}.

JOYO_IDLE: With great power comes great responsibility.

I’m not saying

PLAYER_IDLE: I’m saying nothing.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Maybe they were, maybe they weren’t.

ALEX_IDLE: Maybe you’ll remember them?

BRYSON_IDLE: Maybe you won’t?

PLAYER_IDLE: Exactly.

JOYO_IDLE: Mysterious… Dangerous.

RAFAEL_EMBARRASSED: Should we be worried?

PLAYER_IDLE: My lips are sealed.

PLAYER_IDLE: I’ll see you boys again in a minute.

PLAYER_HAPPY: It’s terrace time for me.

ALEX_FLIRTY: Good timing.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: Yeah, there are some parts of bedtime boy time you do not want to be privy to.

JOYO_SERIOUS: If you mention my skincare routine again…

BRYSON_HAPPY: You brought it up!

RAFAEL_HAPPY: In a bit, {0}.

You give the boys a wave as you hurry up to the terrace.

On the terrace, the girls sit waiting for you with straight postures and legs folded.

UMA_IDLE: Finally.

UMA_HAPPY: We didn’t want to start without you.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: We’re supposed to be bringing big business energy.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Because we mean business.

SUMMER_IDLE: Business casual of course. Though I’m sure I could rock a full suit.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Business casual in your PJs?

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Um, yuh. The terrace is our boardroom.

BONNIE_IDLE: And our first order of business is sleeping arrangements.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Looks like you girls have been getting your graft on!

BONNIE_HAPPY: Summer taking boys to the terrace already.

BONNIE_EMBARRASSED: Uma propositioning boys while they’re mid-chat with {0}.

BONNIE_IDLE: So much for this moving slow business.

UMA_FLIRTY: I never said I’d be moving slow.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: I know I did, but I guess I changed my mind.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: The boys are so hot, this place is so intoxicating.

SUMMER_EMBARRASSED: And I just don’t wanna get left behind, you know?

SUMMER_IDLE: I feel like I’m supposed to be here and I want to make the most of it.

UMA_IDLE: You’re not the only one going full steam ahead to graft city.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Graft city? Graft city central? Graftopia?

UMA_FLIRTY: Exactly…

PLAYER_IDLE: Hmmmmmm.

Uma turns to you sheepishly.

UMA_EMBARRASSED: Though I did want to say that the bed request with {0} was not it.

UMA_EMBARRASSED: I really should’ve read the room.

UMA_IDLE: I am pretty bad at that sometimes.

It’s really no biggie

PLAYER_IDLE: It’s honestly no biggie.

PLAYER_HAPPY: None of the boys are mine…

You grin and raise your eyebrows at her.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Yet.

UMA_HAPPY: Noted, {0}.

UMA_HAPPY: Glad we’re good.

UMA_HAPPY: I want to come away from here with some girl friends too.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Oh heck yeah.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Or a girlfriend. Maybe.

She holds your gaze.

UMA_HAPPY: That would be cuuuute.

Yeah I keep thinking about it

PLAYER_IDLE: Yeah, I keep thinking about it actually.

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Not cool.

UMA_EMBARRASSED: Absolutely not.

UMA_IDLE: You two were clicking in that moment.

UMA_EMBARRASSED: Totally my bad.

Just don’t do it again

PLAYER_IDLE: Uma, just don’t do it again. I was mid chat.

UMA_IDLE: Noted. My girl code was lacking in that moment.

UMA_IDLE: I should’ve waited till you two had finished chatting.

UMA_IDLE: Then I probably should’ve pulled you first.

SUMMER_HAPPY: You don’t own {0} though, {1}.

UMA_IDLE: Yeah, but in this sort of situation it’s just decency.

SUMMER_IDLE: I suppose that’s true.

BONNIE_IDLE: Ok, now we’ve cleared everything up. Let’s talk bedtime strategies.

UMA_IDLE: I feel like it would be useful to say which boys we’re planning to focus on.

UMA_IDLE: I like Alex.

UMA_IDLE: He’s solid and dependable.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Ah yes, and they say romance is dead.

UMA_IDLE: You know what I mean.

UMA_HAPPY: He’s a sexy guy, but he’s not a player. That is rare.

UMA_IDLE: I like Bryson.

UMA_IDLE: He’s exciting and very different to me.

SUMMER_IDLE: Well they do say opposites attract.

PLAYER_IDLE: What about you, Bonnie?

BONNIE_HAPPY: Joyo has interesting energy.

PLAYER_IDLE: Oh yeah?

BONNIE_FLIRTY: I can’t quite figure him out. I like that.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Bryson’s got something.

PLAYER_IDLE: Ya think?

BONNIE_HAPPY: I think me and him would spend a lot of time laughing.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: But…

PLAYER_IDLE: But what?

BONNIE_FLIRTY: If I’m being real, I’d like to be getting to know you too.

UMA_IDLE: Who are you feeling, Summer?

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Well.

SUMMER_HAPPY: Now that you mention it.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Alex is total marriage material. I’d chop wood with him anyday.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: But then again, Bryson’s got that cheeky charm that I crave.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Joyo? Now there’s a mystery I’d love to solve.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: And Rafael? I love the idea of turning his cute little head.

UMA_EMBARRASSED: Summer… That is not a straight answer.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: You’re playing with us.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Yup. I guess I just haven’t picked yet.

SUMMER_IDLE: Wanna make the right choice.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Though {0} is looking particularly delicious tonight.

SUMMER_HAPPY: Whoever I share with is gonna get my best and most flirtatious side.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Lucky boy.

*Sabotage Summer with {0}’s ick

PLAYER_FLIRTY: You know what, Summer?

SUMMER_HAPPY: What?

PLAYER_HAPPY: I heard that {0} is a sucker for cutesy girls.

PLAYER_IDLE: So maybe he’s your type.

SUMMER_HAPPY: Oooh, what do you mean? Elaborate!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Oh, I don’t know. I’m guessing stuff like fluttering eyelashes, cutesy nicknames…

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Like what?

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Oh I dunno, something like Boo Boo.

SUMMER_HAPPY: I love that!

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Nice. I can nail that. Thanks, {0}.

SUMMER_HAPPY: Gonna try that later on.

Ignore Summer

PLAYER_IDLE: Did you hear something, Bonnie?

PLAYER_IDLE: Sounded like a fly buzzing in my ear!

SUMMER_IDLE: You’re sooooooo funny, {0}.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: I’ll just keep buzzing.

BONNIE_HAPPY: Nobody’s doubting that, gal.

UMA_IDLE: What’s your plan then, {0}?

Uma, I’m joining you in graft city

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Uma, is there room on the train to graft city?

UMA_FLIRTY: All aboard. First class for you.

UMA_HAPPY: Wait, this isn’t cool girl chat! What’s happening to us?

UMA_HAPPY: Must be the Casa Amor air.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: I’m not complaining.

UMA_FLIRTY: Me either.

I’m not saying

PLAYER_IDLE: I’m not saying a thing.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: She doesn’t want us to steal her ideas.

BONNIE_HAPPY: I don’t blame you, {0}.

UMA_IDLE: I’ll just have to watch you for tips.

UMA_EMBARRASSED: That sounded creepy.

UMA_IDLE: I’ll try not to watch you. Oh dear.

I'm gonna be coy

PLAYER_HAPPY: I’ll be keeping it coy.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: In an alluring type of way.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Stealing that.

SUMMER_HAPPY: Joking!

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Are you?

UMA_IDLE: She’s not.

UMA_HAPPY: That’s a good gameplan, {0}.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Thanks, I thought so.

I’m playing it so cool

PLAYER_IDLE: I’ll be playing it so cool.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Cooler than Joyo.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Charm them with your icy powers.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: I like it.

UMA_IDLE: But don’t ice ‘em out.

UMA_IDLE: It’s all gone kinda quiet in there, you know?

BONNIE_HAPPY: I reckon they’re ready for us.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: See ya later, suckers.

SUMMER_HAPPY: Love you all though.

She charges off to be the first in the bedroom.

UMA_HAPPY: She’s on it tonight. I respect it.

UMA_IDLE: Shall we go, girls?

PLAYER_IDLE: Yeah, let’s go!

You enter the bedroom with Uma and Bonnie at your side.

Summer and the boys are crowded in the middle of the room.

BRYSON_HAPPY: Girls! Summer was just saying that we should push all the beds together.

BRYSON_FLIRTY: For one big sleepover!

SUMMER_IDLE: I certainly wasn’t.

BONNIE_FLIRTY: Ooooh, how about you push them all together for us, Bryson?

BONNIE_HAPPY: Then the girls will use the monster bed, and you boys can share the floor.

ALEX_HAPPY: She got you, my man.

JOYO_IDLE: I like the floor.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Can confirm.

SUMMER_HAPPY: Enough idle chit-chat.

Summer grins confidently at you before focusing on {0}.

She looks directly into his eyes.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: We were talking about sleeping arrangements outside.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: It got me thinking about sharing a bed with you.

{0}_SURPRISED: Really?

SUMMER_FLIRTY: How about it, Boo Boo.

{0} slowly backs away from her.

Summer looks confused until comprehension dawns on her face.

She gives you a sassy stare.

SUMMER_FLIRTY: Sorry, {0}. I was just having a funny few minutes.

{0}_IDLE: This is all very odd.

UMA_IDLE: Let’s make some decisions, people.

BRYSON_HAPPY: Yes, yes, yes!

BRYSON_FLIRTY: I’m ready to, erm sleep. Or ya know, not sleep.

UMA_IDLE: {0}, who do you wanna share with?

[gingeraleluke]

𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀

𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: vinnie hacker x fem!influencer!reader

𝘀𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗶𝘀: nikita gets a little to handsy with vinnie.

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: swearing, sexual convos, betrayal, bestie!nikita flirting with y/n’s man, brief mentions of violence + an uncomfortable vinnie

𝗔/𝗡: this one is pretty simple and short but i hope u guys like it <3 I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST NIKITA, THIS IS FICTION

interviews/confessionals in bold!

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“who are the two closest people in the house?”

“the two closest people, like bestie wise? y/n and nikita. without a doubt.” larri’s reply was almost instant.

“i don’t even know how they get along so well, but they do.”

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“probably y/n and nikita.” vinnie answered, smiling and nodding. “yeah, they’re really close…”

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“best friends of the house, y/n just evens out nikita’s crazy in the best way.” thomas explained, “i don’t known how they do it.”

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“i don’t want to watch that though!” vinnie complained, exaggerating his hands and leaning the back of his head against the couch.

“well, i’m not watching shrek again, and we want to watch it.” y/n motioned to nikita who was busy petting her dog.

y/n and vinnie had just finished watching twilight, when nikita arrived. the two were now arguing over what to watch, nikita amused by the two of them.

“BUT WE DONT HAVE TO WATCH SHREK, WE CAN WATCH SHREK 2!” vinnie yelled at the top of his lungs, making y/n smack him.

“vinnie, shut up! you’re gonna get the dog going.” she scolded, making her boyfriend apologize softly.

“i don’t mind watching shrek.” nikita butted in.

y/n looked over at her, confused, yet nikita’s eyes never left vinnie. she knew damn well, that nikita would NEVER pick shrek over 13 going on 30.

“what are you talking about?”

“what?” she asked innocently, vinnie playing off the whole conversation and starting the movie.

it was, in fact, the first one and not the sequel. y/n couldn’t help but wonder why nikita would do that, usually always taking y/n’s side, even if she didn’t agree.

y/n had been best friends with nikita for almost six years, and despite all the stupid shit she’s done, she always stuck with her.

she knew how dumb she was, though.

yet, it was always nikita who was there for her. she helped her stay sober at parties, and gave her a roof to stay under whenever she was lonely. while she wasn’t perfect, she was always a good friend to y/n. the two were the definition of complete opposites, yet they still got along.

vinnie and y/n had only been dating for four months. nikita knew about her feelings towards him, but she was still always vocal about how attracted to him she was— but since y/n and him weren’t dating yet, she never cared. she just assumed that once they became official, nikita would lay off.

apparently, that wasn’t the case.

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“imagine if he got a boner..”

y/n finished her episode of euphoria and headed downstairs for her snack break, passing by the camera crew, she saw jake, calvin, mia, alex, kouvr, and jack in the kitchen, laughing. grabbing the m&m bowl on the counter, she began eating some, taking a seat beside kouvr.

“if who got a boner?”

the whole room went tense at her question, and everyone stopped laughing. they had all just gotten back from ice skating, y/n enjoying the quietness of the house to film some videos before relaxing in her bed.

jack looked at alex, his lips forming a line as if something awkward had happened. “um….vinnie.” alex scratched the back of his neck.

she stopped chewing, “why would vinnie get a boner?”

she heard multiple boys snort and mia left the room, her eyes wide.

“nah, it’s just a joke..” he replied.

“well i don’t get it, what’s the joke? explain.” she looked over at kouvr for validation, but she was just focused on her salad, purposely ignoring y/n’s gaze.

“it’s uh—“

“nikita sat on vinnie’s lap.” kouvr cut her boyfriend off, gazing at y/n. she knew she deserved to know and that the boys would beat around the bush about it.

“what?” she grimaced, hearing some of the boys snigger about it. she couldn’t tell if it was a joke or not.

“are you joking?” kouvr shook her head.

y/n’s eyes darted around the group, wanting an explanation. “wha-what do you mean ‘she sat on his lap’? wh-why? what was the reason?”

honestly? y/n wasn’t surprised. nikita was always touchy with vinnie, something she assumed would stop at small arm touches and hugs— she never thought she would go as far as to sit on him. she was sick of letting nikita think that it was okay. sick of that jealousy flooding her chest when she’d spend a little too long hugging her boyfriend.

vinnie may not have seen it, but she did.

no matter how good of a friend nikita was, this wasn’t okay.

alex put his hands up, “i don’t know! ask them!”

“when—where was this?”

“just now, on our way back here. she sat on his lap for the whole fucking car ride, until we dropped her off.”

“did vinnie say anything?”

“yeah, just that he was uncomfortable and wanted the driver to speed up.”

“he said that to her?” she asked.

“no, he texted it to jack.”

the laughter from the boys, somewhat comforted her. she tried not to lose her shit and began laughing herself. “what, so her ass was on his crotch?”

“pretty much.”

y/n dropped the jar. “where is he?”

alex shrugged and pointed upstairs.

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vinnie looked guilty from the second y/n opened that door, and that made her even more scared.

“what the fuck happened?”

vinnie let out an emotionless laugh, and spun his gaming chair around. “they told you?”

“yeah, why didn’t you?”

“because she’s your best friend.” his expression was full of remorse, something y/n didn’t expect.

“vinnie, i don’t care who she is, she fucking touched on you? i mean, hugs and arm touches are one thing, but she fucking sat on your lap!”

“are you mad at me?” he looked up at her like he was a lost puppy and reached out for her arm, forcing her to look at him.

“why would i be mad at you?”

“i don’t know, i was scared that you wouldn’t believe me..”

“oh, trust me, vinnie, i believe you.” she ran her hand through his hair. “are you okay, though?”

“yeah, y/n, it’s just nikita. i was just uncomfortable.. it felt like i was cheating on you and everyone was laughing about it.”

“why did she even do that?”

“she said she was chilly from the rink.”

what kind of stupid fucking excuse—

“bruh, she wants me to beat her ass, clearly.”

“i know—“

“cold from the rink? so you sit on my mans LAP?! that is reserved seating for muah, bitch, i think the fuck not— i’m so done with her shit.” she pulled out her phone.

“what are you going to do?”

“i’m gonna confront her and make sure she never does that ever again, it’s not okay.”

vinnie nodded, watching her grab her keys.

“wait!” he stopped her from walking out.

“you promise you aren’t mad at me?”

“of course not.”

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y/n and nikita were seated on her couch, in the middle of a heated discussion.

“you can understand why i’d be upset about you sitting on my boyfriend, right? like you can see that?”

“yes-“

“okay, so why the fuck would you pull some shit like that, nikita?! like, that’s honestly so fucked up..”

y/n wasn’t sure what to do.

she was angry and felt betrayed, plopped down in the center of a maze with too many endings.

“i’m sorry, i wasn’t thinking.”

“i just don’t know if i can believe you..”

“y/n, i fucked up. i’ll admit it, i went over the line, but i promise you, i will NEVER do that again.” nikita begged, a face mask still covering her skin and her pink robe on her body.

“yeah, you fucked up. i don’t know if i can trust you nikita..” y/n was on the verge of tears.

“please, i love you. you know how touchy i can be, i swear i had no evil intentions y/n—“

“but it hurt me and you made vinnie uncomfortable! it’s fucking embarrassing! everyone saw, nikita! how would you feel if i was fucking sitting on your boyfriend’s lap?!”

“i-i didn’t think about it that way—“

“yeah, well, next time you’re cold, stay cold.”

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“you promise you’re okay?”

“yes, baby.” the two were nuzzled up on their bed, the room pitch black if it wasn’t for the tv. 13 going on 30 was playing and the two made small talk while watching, her tracing over his bare stomach and occasionally finding his ticklish spots.

“are you okay?” he asked, looking down at her. his jawline was resting on her until she turned to face him.

“yeah.. i just need some space from her.”

“i’m sorry…i know she meant a lot to you.”

“she still does. i think she’s just lonely…she’s not used to being the single one— usually i was always the single one.” vinnie nodded, playing with her hair while she spoke.

“you didn’t get a boner right?”

“WHAT?!” he leaned back, almost hitting his head on the wall.

“well alex was joking about it!”

“absolutely not!”

“vin, i won’t be mad—“

“NO!” he was amused at the idea, always seeing nikita as a sister and nothing more. “why do you keep asking?!”

“i don’t know…” she huffed, facing the tv again.

“are you jealous?”

“what?!” she squealed, “why would i be jealous?!”

“because your best friend had her ass against me for thirty minutes straight and you weren’t there to do anything about it…?” he teased.

“whatever..”

“you are jealous! why are you jealous?! i’m literally balls deep inside of you, almost every day—“

“stOP! IM NOT JEALOUS!”

“mmhm…”

“you’re so lucky there aren’t cameras here right now, if they had heard the dirty things you just said..” she laughed, shaking her head.

“yeah, yeah.” the two stayed quiet, y/n falling asleep in his arms.

vinnie must have noticed.

“are you asleep?” he whispered, brushing a piece of hair behind her ear and waking her up.

she groaned in reply.

“y/n?—“

“vinnie, what?!” she snapped.

“i have a question..”

“yeah?”

“can we watch shrek 2?”

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@radioblah-blah @janesofia7 @sofslander @pisceslibrasun @jjmayba @littlewolfieposts @burn1ngw00d

[holding-out-for-hea]

I’m gonna say something that I HOPE wouldn’t be controversial, but who knows, maybe it is. Totally not SPN or J2 related

We need to take better care of our boys. We have to stop shaming all little boys. The ones who ARE stereotypical and the ones who break the mold.….. Too often I see boys being absolutely demoralized for being who they are. It’s no wonder boys lead the statistics in suicides, mental health emergencies, feeling unsatisfied in work, drug addictions, overdoses, etc etc. which in turn makes it even less surprising they also lead the statistics in violence, crime, and incarceration. Do I make any sense??

Where is the mentorship and guidance for boys?? They need safe spaces. They are never taught how to harness and expel energy in healthy ways, but they’re certainly expelled and suspended for doing it in the wrong ways. The others are told their gentleness is shameful and off putting. Damned if you do and damned if you don’t. I’ve seen young boys actually told they’re acting in toxic ways but then the convo ends! They’re left to feel like they’re BAD kids. This is how resentment and hatred breeds. I have two jobs. One is in the schools. So many boys are DESPERATE for strong guidance. For role models. They need MEN to step up and lead them to be proper adults. We wonder why men are shooting up concerts and shopping malls. I have seen these boys fall through the cracks in a school system that doesn’t understand, or want to understand and them. They’re labeled “problem child” and that’s it. That’s the label they wear through their whole lives. When really it’s fixable behaviors. They’re humans with immense potential if only people tried to help them! If people would just take the time. I have seen in the sports programs two things. Coaches who mentor and love (too rare) and coaches who shame and disparage (too many) I also am a dance teacher of over 100 young girls. It would NEVER be tolerated for me to speak to my students the way I see these young boys spoken to.

I’m a strong feminist who is raising two sons, one special needs. I know my responsibility is IMMENSE, Because as a strong feminist I know that society needs a healthy and functioning male population. In the schools there are spaces to help girls reach potential, branch out and try new things. There are girl only spaces. Boy only spaces are disappearing. I understand WHY that was, because they were the dominant space for so long and incredibly discriminatory. I can’t help but feel we over corrected though, and now these boys are just fending for themselves entirely. Most guidance counselors and therapists in the schools are women- which is of course great for these little boys- but I really do believe that adult men need to step up here.

Reading this back I hope all know I’m not trying to eliminate the trans, pan or non binary populations. I’m also not trying to say women don’t have an important role in raising these boys (as I said, I’m a mom of two). Trans men are 100% men, no ifs ands or buts about it, and should have a strong presence in male spaces. Non binary as well! Im also not trying to undercut what women go through- my god I know that’s a horror show worldwide. Women will be fighting for our rights for all of time it seems. I’m just commenting more on cis het men and also repressed (never felt safe to come out) and shamed lgbtq men, because there is a very specific problem in these populations and we need to speak on it.

[criticalrolo]

Hey hope you don’t mind me butting in so long after the convo ended but something I didn’t really see get brought up was that a lot of the time the ‘I’m not like other girls’ thing was used as like. A way to imply that said ‘other girls’ were all vapid, shallow Barbie dolls who only cared about makeup and fashion and boys, which is uh. Obviously. Not great. So while obviously swinging too far in the other direction to the point of shaming GNC or butch women for not performing femininity and accusing them of internalized mysoginy is Also Not Great, I feel like the fact that the ‘I’m not like other girls’ uh, phenomenon? was like that is something that needs to be taken into account as to why it started to be seen as a bit of a tacky phrase/stance

oh yeah i know WHY the whole trend started. I did speak earlier about how the whole conversation definitely started in like, feminist discussion circles about how some girls/women will tear down other girls to prop themselves up as a way to relieve some of the pressure of patriarchy. the problem comes when people use "Pick me Girls" and "Not Like Other Girls" as reasons to tear down people who don't conform to traditional femininity. it's traditional gender roles repackaged nowadays that leads to a lot of sexist, homophobic, and transphobic takes.

anyway i've already said everything I wanted to about this, basically people just really like to come up with any reason to hate on women

[tired-trans-apostate]

I causally mentioned to the kid next to me that im atheist in a convo and then two kids butted in and started drilling me abt “what do you MEAN you don’t believe in god do you wanna go to HELL” and on and on and on and I wanna die I feel so awful and dirty and sick and I’m getting the hell intrusive thoughts again and I fucking hate god and I hate fucking christians who pull shit like this

[anime-moreanime-animeagain]

I’m done! Whew! I may go back and watch some of the filler arcs I missed but I finished all the canon episodes. Man that was a roller coaster. Pretty good ending though. I’m left with good nostalgic feelings. That’s the best kind of ending! Several thoughts on this awesome show:

1) Tsukishima or whatever his name was needed to die. No ifs, ands or buts. In fact I was less mad when I found out Ginjo was behind the whole thing. Which is weird… but whatever I loathe Tsukishima and I really wished he’d perished, and if not for a contrived message he would have. I mean come on even Ichigo died from a fist sized hole in the chest.

2. What is happening with everyone’s hair?! I love it! I love it too much actually because Kenpachi is rocking this hairstyle that seems reminiscent of Byakuya’s style and let me tell you I could noooot! Every time they panned to him I was like wait hold on? Am I seriously diggin Kenpachi right now? That’s a definitely yes, so crushing on him! Don’t get me started on Byakuya’s little style change. He’s so attractive it’s a little annoying. They should throw a mask on him like Kakashi so girls don’t swoon when he walks down the street for goodness sake.

3. Anybody else get some serious broship vibes from Kenpachi and Byakuya? Cause I did and MAN I really need some broship fic of them now! Like Byakuya finally made a friend and it’s not AT ALL anyone you would think he would go for. But then again maybe it is, because it’s unbearably clear that while he can be an arrogant terd that whole icy front is just that. A front. He totally enjoys his rivalry with Kenpachi and he respects and dare I say even admires Ichigo. I mean let’s just highlight this bit of paraphrased gold, “I appreciate you, but if your Ichigo’s enemy I’m cutting you down no matter who you are”… this said under a form of insane hypnosis, past manipulation, whatever. The short of it is he loves that kid for whacking him upside the head and letting him know it’s okay for him to love his sister… but I’m getting off point here. I really wanna see some fics where Byakuya and Kenpachi just reek havoc on soul society during one of their challenges, or get drunk together (curtesy of a little experiment of Mayuri) and destroy a section of soul society with their newly discovered drunken fists and have to do the hangover, beaten up bloody and so undignified walk of shame to Captain Yamamoto the next morning 😂

4. What is WRONG with Isshin?! Why does he have ZERO communication with his children?! It would be different if he didn’t know, but the first time he saw his kid walking around as a shinigami he didn’t think “hey maybe kid needs to know some things”. He couldn’t give the kiddo a bit of warning about Ginjo BEFORE the guy completed his goal and/or had Isshins daughters memories rewritten?! I just feel like with a short convo or two Ichigo could have been saved hours of worry, despair, and fighting through cluelessness of the enemies motives. Sheesh!

5. I feel like I missed Kenapchi’s bankai. Didn’t he get one? I have a half memory of seeing it on the cover of a random bleach manga volume but did it ever make it on screen? I hope it wasn’t in any of the filler arcs I skipped 👀 but why would anyone put something like that in a filler arc? Maybe it was fan made…. Guess I’m going to have to do some research on that one cause if it’s onscreen it’s definitely something I need to see!

6. This whole rewatch started because I watched the teaser for the new Bleach movie and so of course YouTube took it upon itself to rec a fmv about all of Ichigo’s forms and I got to Vasto Lord before I had to pause and pull up the show cause I wanted to see it lol! I just now unpaused the video and finished it and now I’m DEFINITELY going to have to go back and watch the filler (and movies???) because I missed whatever form Kushinada is, and also the True Zanpkato and Horn of Salvation looked really cool! .... So here’s a salute to the video that rekindled the Bleach flame!

[butchbarbieagainstterfs]

I dont know who else to go to about this but uh. Apparently my mother believes it's okay to mock trans kids if she doesn't personally like them.

We were talking about my sister's friend, who just recently came out as nonbinary. My other sister was talking about them but deadnamed and misgendered them, and so my mother butted in, all condescending, and went "no no, let's get this Right. THEIR (*side-eye, eye roll, disgusted expression*) name is [chosen name]".....

Like..... madam..... your own nonbinary, they/them first-born is sitting RIGHT FUCKING HERE. thanks SO MUCH for shoving your transphobia right in my face there, that felt Really Great.

(This convo also happened in front of the one family member im NOT out to, so I couldn't say anything).

Fml.

Big Yikes. I’m so sorry you have to deal with that ❤️

Have you spoken to her about it at all and told her how it makes you feel / that it’s fucked up? Not that you should have to explain to her it’s wrong, it very obviously is, but

[otomelavenderhaze]

My last thoughts on Leon’s route - Ikemen Prince

I have said this before but, if you played Leonardo’s (Ikevamp) and Masamune’s (Sengoku) routes and liked them, then you will like Leon’s route as well. 

This final thoughts will have some spoilers, so be aware, nothing major thou, but still- 

The conflict between Belle and the princes are actually good - just don’t think too much about the consequences, just not get involved with the politics of the game and the whole thing of “I need to choose the best prince as king and the future of my kingdom depends on me in the most impartial way as possible”. Nah. That’s gonna lead you to nowhere - I would know. 

I liked the whole thing with Jin and the clause, I liked the context that Jin brought to this rule in addition to the political implications that clause might already have. And at that point it feels like a huge wall to get pass, a real conflict to the story. 

It’s also interesting how they just throw that away at the end so unapologetically.

But before that, man, that conflict of the clause feels huge and almost impossible to get pass without possibly screwing the whole country in the process. Cuz I don’t think there’s anyone better to be king than Leon - speaking on the context of his route only, not in the whole game - and that’s really flesh out on his whole arc and story. 

And I did thought like “oh, maybe this is a give-up-all-for-love-situation” like we had with Ikevamp but with the guys this time (I know that not every route is like that on Ikevamp, I know) and part of me was okay and another part of me was like “but Leon sacrificed so much of himself for this... so much pain... and who else’s gonna be king? Please, anyone but Chev xD”. 

So it was a relief when the writer came up with a twist and simple solution for it all where nobody loses anything - she don’t have to sacrifice for them, they don’t have to sacrifice for her, it’s like the perfect case scenario in that sense. 

One thing.... I liked Leon’s route more before I got into the dramatic/romantic crossroad and the dramatic route dragged a little bit, I didn’t enjoy it as much as I enjoyed the start - I was having a such blast getting to know about Leon, and having him acting cute and going on dates, it was the best part for me. 

The dramatic route was then I thought about dropping his route and just go play another’s character route... just because I wasn’t feeling it. 

The whole thing of his throwing himself at the danger for a political move, then the whole conflict wall of the contractual clause and the whole “his secret can get out so easily” thing was too packaged for me. 

And in the end it was a such short part, with a lot happening on the background and us just being told about things that happened off-scene and it all kinda made those last chapter’s drag really slowly to me. I wasn’t into it as I was in the start. 

But I did loved Leon’s whole character and his backstory was so simple but also so freaking interesting, his secret was like a bomb shell to me, not because the game tried to hide it too much (because the game really didn’t), but because I didn’t thought that they would make their first route come up with an idea so bold and so out of the box that it basically blows away part of the game's premise. 

Leon’s route was a such bold move. I loved it. 

I liked the ending too kkkkk the solution was really simple but also very smart because I didn’t see it coming at all as I was playing. I liked how it surprised me. Leon is the perfect type of character to go for if you want some comforting romance to read. 

Also, can we talk about Noko shinning on Leon’s route? Can we? What was that kkkkkkk I know that Noko is suppose to be the predatory womanizer BUT DAMN his last convo with Leon on the dramatic ending HURTS. I’m kinda interested in his route just because of that convo. 

But yeah, that ending was worth in the end. I love when we get a real happy ending at the end, no “bittersweet” or “buts” in the end, just simply and good happy ending, to very deserving characters, honestly. 

[sunlightwoo]

downpour

ღ pairing: husband to be!joshua x reader

ღ genre: a hint of angst, but its pretty fluffy i swear if you squint hard enough. some funny stuff just to lighten up the atmosphere but yeah ehehe 

ღ wc: 1009

ღ plot: it is the day of your wedding and you haven’t received word of your husband to be from anyone, not even his best man or brothers that so happened to make up your entire bridesmaid and groomsmen lines. so where the hell is he?

ღ a/n: to dear precious bean dani, i freaking love you and thank you for being one of my favorite mutuals on here hehe i love all of our convos, and just letting you know, i will not hesitate to make a 50 slide presentation about how precious you are <3 @luvshuas​ (here is the song btw ehehe)

“Y/N, sweetheart, you need to stop pacing around-”

“Don’t tell me to stop pacing around when you’re not the bride today, Mingyu.” You snapped at the latter that was sitting on the farther side of the room, glaring at the latter who held his hands up in surrender at how upset you seemed at the time being.

But who could blame you for being upset and nervous? It was the day of your wedding, and it was making you anxious because you haven’t heard a single thing from the person that you were supposed to be wed to.

The last time you talked to Joshua was last night when you finally ended your bachelorette party and spent your night cuddling with him in your bedroom, watching a drama before falling asleep. You woke up with no sign of him leaving as the bed was empty, and instead you were greeted with the sight of Mingyu, your best friend and quote ‘bro of honor’, ready to help you get ready for the day that you have been waiting for since he proposed to you last year.

You remembered the times that lead up to the very moment, from when you first met Joshua at the boba place after you spilled your boba onto him 7 years ago, to him finally asking you out two years after the incident.

The two of you were known to be inseparable, despite the fact that you sometimes butted heads jokingly because of jokes that you both dramatically spout to one another. However, this time as you were still pacing around the room, feeling as though the walls were closing in on you, you thought about what could possibly happen in the next few moments because you haven’t heard from him.

Mingyu had no updates on him, from what he has said earlier, as he was with your grandmother to help you get to your hair and makeup stylist on time. There was nothing that he apparently heard from the other members as you were rambling on about what could go wrong with your other friends and family members that could potentially happen at the wedding ceremony or the reception.

But now you were starting to think about the possibility of him running away from the wedding. From the future that you were both ready to seal at the wedding.

“What if Josh ran away? Is that why nobody has said anything to me about him?” You mumbled softly and looked at Mingyu who was still glancing at you from where he sat as he shrugs in response before sighing quietly.

“I don’t think he would run away at this point, if he was the one that proposed to you, Y/N.” He replies until you spoke up from where you were, finally stopping in the middle of the room as tears were starting to prick at the corner of your eyes.

“But what if he realized that he doesn’t love me anymore, and that this wedding shouldn’t have happened?”

A knock on the door breaks you out of your trance as you move away from it, just as Mingyu gets up from where he was sitting to go open it. He gives you a soft look as he opens it to reveal the one person that you were looking for, but blindfolded as it must’ve been one of the others’ idea to hide his eyes from seeing what you looked like in your wedding dress to avoid bad luck. Mingyu helps Joshua into the room with a small smile and leaves while closing the door behind just as you choked back a sob that was ready to escape your lips when you looked at him.

He looked like the same person that you fell in love with, the same dork that would not only joke about Mario Kart, but also hold you when the rain starts to pour and bring in the negative thoughts that you were brought upon when seeing the gloomy skies; the same person to somehow make everything feel as though the weight on your shoulders was shared with him because that was how much you meant to him.

And he made sure that he would show it to you everyday for the rest of his life, from the moment that he asked you out.

“I’m sorry, if I made you panic today, sweetheart-”

“Why didn’t you just call me, rather than walking in here with a blindfold?” You whispered almost inaudibly, scared that if you spoke up even louder that you would start crying before you could even do so with the vows you wrote for him.

“Because I spent the day thinking about us,” He whispers softly and meets you halfway while you walk over towards him, a small smile on your face just as he softly pulls you closer to him by your waist.

“And I also know about the little secret that you have been hiding for weeks now, Y/N.” He says and his hand gently moves over to where your stomach was, feeling the small bump that was starting to grow and develop.

“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner, Josh,” You whispered softly and looked at him, just as he reached up to pull the blindfold off of his eyes, and from there you were still able to see how glossy his eyes looked even with the entire galaxy enlaced in them.

“I didn’t know when it would’ve been a good time, or whether or not we would be ready-”

“We are going to be amazing parents for the little baby,” He says smiling just as he places a soft kiss against your lips, pulling you even closer so that you were now in your embrace, your chest feeling lighter as you felt as though you could finally breathe knowing that everything was going to be okay in the moments that were yet to come.

“I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you and our new family, Y/N.”

[alygatorwrites]

Hey baby! This match up event is such a fun idea, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy 🥰

Also sorry for the long answers I just wanted to make it as easy as possible (and not because I want YOU to marry me 😤)

my name is sage

my pronouns or she / her

my sexuality is straight

my sign is cancer

my love language is quality time and acts of service

I love it when my partner goes out of their way to do something special for us, and I much prefer experience gifts rather than material gifts, like a weekend away or taking me to a restaurant or surprising me with a dinner or going for a walk together (pls I sound like a dog)

my hobbies and interests

I love animals with a passion and you will find me volunteering any chance I get! I’m a big fan of travelling and I would do it everyday if I could, my favourite places to go are Italy, greece and Australia. I’m also in love with Switzerland! But yeah anything beachy and woodsy is where my happy place is. I also love to journal about the places I have been, and collecting little souvenirs on the way. I’m like a magpie it’s crazy how much stuff I have from my travels.

my personality

my mbti type is isfp and I’m more of an ambivert, I’m outgoing with friends and family but I’m a bit more reserved when it comes to people I haven’t met before and would prefer if they started the convo first. After that initial awkwardness (which I hate with a passion) I’m good at carrying a convo. Once you get to know me I’m more of an extrovert. Over text I’m the most extroverted person but in person, I’m a lil shy and reserved until I get to know you.

I’m also VERY clumsy, I never seem to finish my day without breaking something or waking up with a new bruise. There was one time I literally broke 3 plates and dropped 4 glasses all in one day…..and the amount of times I trip or fall up the stairs. I seriously need a warning sign around my neck. I’ve also been told I have a bit of a resting bitch face but I swear I’m nice :)

I’m known to my friends as the funny one of the group and very free spirited. I have never been in a relationship and I don’t feel I need to be in one right now. I’m not looking for anyone at the moment, and I wouldn’t go out of my way to find someone (ie dating apps). I’d rather find them along the way. As you could probably tell, I’m more on the independent side and as of right now, I’m just enjoying that.

physical description

It’ll be a lot easier is I just add a picrew for the physical description cause I finally found one that looks like me :)

And OF COURSE I want some nsfw headcanons!! You’re nsfw writing is what keeps me going BABYYY

I’m so excited to see who you pick for me mamas! *BIG FAT SMOOCHES* ilysm 💖

♡ 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐧

→ your caring and charitable persona is what draws jean in, along with the fact that you’re pretty as hell. while he can be blunt and stubborn, this man finds himself magnetized toward those who are lively and vivacious — this is you! add in your sense of humor and he is instantly fixated on establishing a relationship.

→ jean finds the lives of others valuable, and he likes how you feel the same, shown by how you enjoy volunteering. this would make you extremely compatible! because you're both dedicated members of society with strong moral compasses, a deep sense of understanding is easily formed.

→ an opinionated extrovert who speaks his mind, jean would take the initiative in social situations. when you're uncomfortable or too nervous to start a conversation with a stranger, he'll be right there to introduce you and get the ball rolling. this balance and support is helpful! honestly, jean thinks it’s super adorable how shy you can be. the way you can go from being extroverted over text to a bashful girl in person is amusing to him!

→ you and jean's personalities form a mutually beneficial relationship! your understanding nature breaks down jean's walls, while his resolve and committed character keeps you grounded. this bond would be unbreakable as it's forged through trust, responsibility, commitment, and affection.

→ your love language of quality time would be respected by jean, and he’d have no problem in giving his undivided attention. as a practical individual who knows that a tomorrow isn't promised, jean finds that each passing minute is irreplaceable. he values being there for his partner. not only that, but jean's love language is also acts of service. this gives him an understanding of how precious it is to show and not tell. he will do things for you such as cooking breakfast, folding your laundry, brushing your hair, taking you to the beach, and even planning over-sea vacations. a little embarrassed to show his emotions, jean takes this as an opportunity to wordlessly express his love.

→ jean has a soft spot for beauty! this is what made you catch his eye. he's definitely a sucker for your curls; the way they perfectly frame your face — the spirals a gorgeous sepia-brown, brushing along each cheek — would make him melt. your beauty marks? he pecks them with a tenderness that can't even be explained. they're too cute and charming.

→ he finds clumsiness sweet. that being said, sasha and connie already keep jean on his toes as it is, so he'd never admit it. despite that, he's always down to help collect the broken pieces of whatever you knock over ... which usually results in him grabbing a broom and saying he'll clean it up for you altogether (those shards of glass can't be trusted!) jean can still be an asshole though, and he snorts out a laugh whenever you fall up the stairs.

→ your love for animals and wildlife would change jean for the better. this man doesn't have an affinity for them until you come along: watching the way you light up around a cat or dog makes him vow that he'll give you all the pets you want.

♡ 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

→ the sharp inhales you make when jean fucks you has him bursting at the seams. hearing you moan when he holds tight onto your hips is his absolute favorite thing.

→ as mentioned before, jean loves hair, especially yours. his favorite thing is to tangle his hands in each lock — the brown swirls wrapping around his fingers — and gently tug them as he envelops your lips into a deep kiss.

→ reducing you to a quivering, breathless heap makes jean feel invincible. the power trip has his head swimming every time!!!

→ orally pleasuring you is a must for jean. he likes it even better than he enjoys getting off himself. the primal sensation of you gushing around his tongue can make him cum in seconds if he doesn't control himself.

→ this man has the worst corruption kink. jean will not hesitate to tarnish you until you go from a good little girl to a whore who thinks about nothing but his cock <3

→ really loud, moan-heavy sex makes jean weak at the knees. he adores every breathy whine you make, and relishes in the way your face screws up when he slides into you. he'll push strands of your hair away from your eyes, tucking them behind a ear and fiddling with your piercings.

→ jean can't get enough of the sexual tension before you both hook up. the second he sees your will-power break, and how you strip away your shirt... god, it's so sexy to him.

→ run your fingers through his mullet and jean is a goner 🥴

→ whenever jean carries you bridal style to the bedroom with a smug grin, be prepared for the best sex of your life.

→ 100% a dom. NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS.

→ "fuck, sage—" jean frequently whispers, lips brushing along your throat as he thrusts into you. the way your name tumbles from his mouth is always a broken groan. "feels so fucking good."

→ one of his favorite sex positions with you!

[hematomes]

Not @ me butting in on a convo you were having once again (sorry lmao I’m chatty aaa) But same on the being a veritable star sign stereotype lmaooo

Like I’m a Sagittarius Sun, Aries Moon and Virgo Rising,,, which is a thing by itself already,,, but lmao some of the videos astrology people make about those signs are SO spot on it gets a little scary 😂

ZKSKS NO BUT FR???? i always feel attacked when i see memes and shit, especially gemini ones bc im literally this shit 😭 but then again my whole chart is full of aries, scorpio and gemini so </3 the gemini ones hit the closest zjdkzk

[moons-and-stars-and-shit]

Hi💗 I would like to order a cake!

I don’t have a preferred gender and i use she/they pronuns too. I’m a libra and an infp if that helps. I’m 5”2 and i have blonde hair and hazel eyes. I also wear glasses :) I’m and ambivert and I’m kinda shy around strangers but really loud and energetic around friends. I really love reading some of my favorite books are Catcher in the Rye and The Book Theif. I also play piano and i really like to listen to music. Some of my favorite artists are Harry Styles andFleetwood Mac. Anyway, thank you so much 😊

🍰 for @jenesaisquoi6

Romantic Matchup

Akaashi Keji

How yall met

You met him when you joined Fukurodanis book club

If you could even call it that…

Because when you entered the library it was only the librarian you and...you guessed it akaashi

So yeah… a very small club

But it wasn't that bad! You all just kinda talked about books and ate snacks the whole time

This was an after school club so Akaashi would offer to walk with you to the train station every night

And sometimes he would invite you to his practices

Next thing you know you guys were spending most of your time together

So it was kinda expected when you guys started dating

What they love about you

He loves your love for literature

He's never really had anyone to talk to if there was ever a book he really liked

He tried to talk to Bokuto about books once and he just looked at him like he looks at his math teacher

That's why he joined the book club at school

But then he was disappointed that he was really the only member

But then you joined!

Tbh he was getting kind of tired of talking about books to the librarian

He loves that you are energetic but not too energetic yk??

Like yeah you're energetic but compared to bokuto?????

Your very low-key to akaashi

What you love about them

You love that he can handle your shy side and your energetic side

At least until you grow comfortable with that new person

He takes the lead whenever you meet new people

And he calls you out whenever you're getting too crazy

You love how chill he is

Like most of your hangouts include you guys reading books and listening to music together

It's a vibe

Favorite things to do together

Obviously he likes to read with you

But there's an extra reason on why

He says that everytime he reads with you it reminds him of how you guys met

Romantic bitch

Im sorry but this man can play the piano

There's no ifs ands or buts about it

I feel like his parents low key forced him to learn it tho

So he never really liked to play it

Until he met you

Now there's nothing he loves more than to play side by side with you

Random Hc

He was afraid to introduce you to bokuto

But was pleasantly surprised to how well yall got along

Yall recreated that one scene in Corpse Bride

You guys have spotify playlists with eachothers names and they're filled with songs that remind you of each other

Astrology

Libra + Sagittarius

Compatibility 71%

The relationship of Libra and Sagittarius is in most cases a beneficent bond that allows these partners to develop their emotional, inner worlds and build their lives without negative influences.

However, there is an archetypal battle between them, for Saturn exalted in Libra and doesn’t really care for his son, Jupiter, the ruler of Sagittarius.

This could easily lead to a struggle for supremacy and a battle to reach the ruling position among them.

This comes as a continuation of Libra’s bruised Sun and a Sagittarius will fit in perfectly with the need to give away every sense of pride out of some childish convictions.

The only way for them to be happy together, is to respect each other fully and let each other do what they are meant to do.

Libra should stick to their relationship and love, ruled by Venus, while Sagittarius should stick to their convictions and width, ruled by Jupiter, multiplying the love Libra provides.

Friendship Matchup

Yamaguchi Tadashi

How yall met

It's weird cause you've always known him but never actually KNEW him yk??

Basically you used to be neighbors until you moved

You started talking to him when you saw him playing against Fukurodani

So you decided to say hey

Turns out you guys get along pretty well

You you kept in touch even when he went back to Karasuno

Most of your convos happen over texts but sometimes you see him in person too

Why you became friends

I think he was more open to talk to you because you were familiar

So when you approached him after his game he wasn't as hesitant to talk to you

And when you invited him to lunch before he left he didn't think it was weird

And then he realized how cool you are!

He was like “omg why didn't we ever talk before you moved!!”

What yall love about each other

You both are shy

At least at first >:)))

You definitely encouraged him to be more out there

But you didn't expect him to have a crackhead side to him

But you don't mind one bit

Your a bit of a crackhead yourself yk

He loves that you taught him how to be more sure of himself

And how you make him feel like he's enough

How did you do that?

By screaming it until it registered for him obviously

Or just by texting him affirmations in all caps

“YAMAGUCHI TADASHI WE ONLY ACCEPT POSITIVE SELF TALK IN THIS CHAT”

“THAT SERVE WAS AMAZING YAMS KEEP IT UP”

Random Hc

His jump serves got 10x better after he became friends with you

You taught him to believe himself and that's all he needed to improve

You like to sneak over to Karasuno every once in a while and surprise him

You guys go get something to eat after every Fukurodani vs Karasuno game

Tsukki low key gives you the death stare whenever you and Yams are talking

Astrology

Libra + Scorpio

Ok so ngl this isn't the best match

But you guys make is work because you aren't around each other 24/7

It's only when this pair are around each other for an extended period of time do things get prickly

But you two don't have to worry about that since you live far away from each other

This really allows you guys to cherish the time you do have each other

Rather than finding reasons why you annoy each other

[lovecre]

this is a disaster lol

hi this is a double date fic feat. @honeycombscereal and their f/os… umm yeah

    “hey, how do you feel about double dates?” eden asked suddenly. 

 angel blinked in surprise. “where did this come from?” 

“well, it’s just…” eden sighed. “volks, cole, and poe really need to be more social. except for maybe volks, they’re been isolating themselves lately, and i’d like for them to meet nimh and stirling. maybe they’d get along?” 

angel hummed thoughtfully. “i’ll bring up the topic to them. i mean,” they continued, “it sounds like a good idea! we’ll see how it goes.” 

eden tapped his hands on the table the two were sitting at. they both had to take a break from their respective partners, and decided to meet up at a small bakery to chat. 

“actually, i’ll call up nimh now!” angel decided, dialing her timid lover’s number on their phone. 

“and i’ll text… cole, maybe?” eden pursed his lips. “yeah, cole.” turning his attention to his phone, he began to type. 

me: hey cole!! i have a question for u :O 

cole (🖤): Oh? Ask away. I’m curious now. 

me: sure!! umm how do you feel about double dates >_< 

cole (🖤): Double dates? I’m not too familiar with them, but they sound nice enough. 

cole(🖤): Why do you ask? Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion. 

me: yeap!! angel and i were like omg what if we did double dates… so i wanted to ask everyone starting with you!! <3 

cole(🖤): I’d say I’d be fine with it… As for the others, however I’m not so sure. 

cole(🖤): Perhaps it would be best if you took only I along instead. The others would simply be a hindrance…

me: yeah nice try. since ur there can u ask the others for me?? <3 and NO LYING ok <3 i WILL know 

cole(🖤): Alright, alright. I’ll ask them. 

meanwhile… 

“hey, nimh, what do you think of double dates?” angel asked over the phone.

“uhh… oh, gosh, this is sudden…” nimh stammered. “they- they’re alright? i mean, i wouldn’t mind going on one, if it was with you…” 

“is that a…yes?” 

“um! yes, that’s a yes… yes.” 

angel stifled a laugh at nimh’s unintentional antics. “okay, could you as stirling the same question?” 

“s-stirling?” nimh squeaked fearfully. angel could practically see him trembling. “er, uh… y-yes! i can… ask him!” his voice was unnaturally high-pitched. “right. i’ll just… go ask… the scary vampire man… i mean! i’ll go ask. stirling. right now. yes.” 

“…you don’t have to—“ angel started gently.

“no! no no no, i’ll do it!” nimh responded. 

“… alright, if you say so.” 

“so, how’d the convo go?” eden asked. 

“could have gone better, but i’d say it was a resounding ‘yes.’ what about you?” angel replied. 

“same here, although volks said he didn’t want to go. something about not wanting anyone else to see his ‘feral eating habits.’” eden squinted. “which is weird, because he usually doesn’t care about that. at least, not around me.… actually, now that i think about it, he does still have some ‘wolfish’ tendencies.” 

“…yeah, i wouldn’t want anyone to see that either.” angel laughed. 

a few days later, the group had decided to go to a fairly cheap restaurant, because god knows how much everyone would eat all together.

eden was waiting at one of the larger tables with cole and poe, when he spotted angel entering with her partners. 

“hey, angel! over here!” eden waved both his arms in the air. the trio made their way over to the table, sitting down. 

“hi! i’d like you all to meet eden,” angel turned to nimh and stirling. “he’s my friend, and the one that came up with this idea.” 

“um, hello!” eden waved awkwardly. “it’s… nice to meet you!” 

“uh, hi! it’s nice to meet you, too…!” nimh responded in a similarly awkward fashion. 

“a pleasure to meet you.” stirling nodded at eden, a bit distracted by all the people bustling around in the restaurant. 

eden, in turn, faced his boyfriends and gestured to angel. “and this is angel! they’re my friend, and these are her partners.” 

“uh, hey. i’m poe.” poe waved halfheartedly. 

“and i’m cole.” cole greeted shortly. 

“hello!” angel smiled at the two. “so, what kind of restaurant is this? like, what kind of food do they serve?” 

eden paused. in all the excitement of going on a double date (and getting to meet a REAL LIFE VAMPIRE), he had forgotten to check what kind of food the restaurant served. he internally prayed it wasn’t a vegan restaurant. both he and cole would have problems with that, and a hungry cole is a cole no one wants to meet. 

“i… uh.” he stalled. 

“how about we take a look at the menu?” cole quickly jumped in. “you know, it’s a bit strange that a waiter hasn’t come up to us yet.” 

as if on cue, a pink-haired girl popped up from seemingly nowhere. she smiled brightly at the group, and pulled out a notepad. 

“hey, i’m wendy, and i’ll be your server for today! now, does anyone want any drinks?” 

everyone proceeded to order their respective drinks, (except for stirling, who pulled out a suspicious bottle of red liquid, which he assured everyone was “definitely just fruit juice”— no one believed him.) 

angel got lemonade, poe and eden got soda, while nimh and cole just ordered water. 

cole was gripping eden’s hand tightly underneath the table, making it difficult for him to handle his drink carefully— it was a heavy glass, and he didn’t exactly have much muscle, okay? 

“cole. i need both hands.” eden muttered to the taller man. cole hesitated, and reluctantly let go. 

poe was listening to music on his phone—presumably something edgy—while scrolling through social media. eden elbowed him gently. 

“poe, manners!” he whispered fiercely. 

“hey, i didn’t ask to be here. i only came because you wanted me to.” he mumbled back. 

meanwhile, nimh was practically hyperventilating— there were so many intimidating people… cole kept shooting glares at him, poe had so many piercings and tattoos… not to mention STIRLING. nimh was still scared stiff of that man, and he practically has to see him every day now that they both were dating angel. angel was having to constantly pat him on the back to reassure him that she was there. 

cole and stirling kept being passive aggressive to each other, which definitely was not helping the vibe. 

“so…  you’re a mystery solver? my, that must be… quite the profession.” stirling sipped his ‘fruit juice’. 

“yes, quite. and… what’s your job, again? oh, right, figure skating.” cole replied. “i can’t imagine how… brave that must be, to wear such costumes, and showing off for everyone. oh, i mean, performing.” he finished coldly. 

stirling gritted his teeth. “goodness, thank you so much for the… compliments. you know, for someone so… plain-looking, you certainly are bold.” 

eden cleared his throat loudly. “AHEM! so, what’s everyone ordering?” 

“mashed potatoes,” poe said, not paying attention at all. 

“…wait, what? that’s it? just mashed potatoes?” eden stared at poe.

poe shrugged. “all i need.” 

“…alright… uh, what about you, nimh?” 

“h-huh?!” nimh practically jumped in his seat. “oh! um! yes! food! i’m getting… uh, o-oatmeal…?” 

“…oatmeal.” eden echoed, deadpan. 

“…uh. yes.” nimh wished the earth would swallow him up right then and there. he was stuck with eating oatmeal for lunch. did they even serve oatmeal?

“i’m having a burger, if you’re curious, eden.” cole butted in. “i’ll gladly share with you as well, my dear.” 

“ah, no thanks, i’ll stick with tomato soup.” he politely declined, causing cole to frown. 

“personally, i see eating things such as burgers so… how do i say? atrocious?” stirling sniffed. “all i need is my bl— uh, fruit juice.” 

“…anyway, i’ll probably have a sandwich, or something.” angel said, shooting stirling a warning glance. “who knows, i might have to smack someone with it if they keep being rude.” 

once the food arrived (thankfully for nimh, they did indeed serve oatmeal) the tense atmosphere had died down somewhat. stirling was managing to ignore cole’s backward insults, and instead focused on casually chatting with angel and eden. 

“so, you say you draw? do you ever draw, say… horror? perhaps surrealism?” stirling asked eden. 

“oh! um, not… not really…?” eden wasn’t quite sure how to explain that he mostly drew fanart. “i draw… people. and cute things.” 

stirling nodded. “i see… ah well, it cannot be helped.” 

“stirling. be nice.” angel muttered. 

nimh glanced over at poe’s screen, only to see a strange surreal meme. something about “stonks”. he decided to no longer look at poe’s screen and stick to sadly eating his plain oatmeal. angel noticed this, of course, and mentally noted to buy him some cookies afterwards. maybe a carrot or two. 

overall, the experience was… unique. maybe eden would bring volks next time, or maybe nimh wouldn’t be so paralyzed. maybe the restaurant wouldn’t be so weirdly ambiguous, or maybe cole wouldn’t be so… like that. who knew? definitely not eden. or anyone else, actually. i don’t know how to end this but this is the end . yeah<3 bye