#I feel like Gideon has 'no bitches' face meme on some reasons

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just was practicing with faces

and Nona

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My OUAT Rewatch -- S6E11 -- Tougher Than the Rest

Link to Rewatch Review and Ranking archive

Have to say, its fascinating watching this show now that I know what is to come, because I recalled screaming and being filled with RAGE after this episode when it originally aired.  This was me:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/158067210472/sigh-i-feel-like-such-an-outsider-right-now

And now I . . . . . kinda liked it?  

Also I just flat out DID NOT like Gideon when it first aired, either.  THAT opinion has changed too.

Also I flat out screamed and raged at Belle -- STILL -- in this episode.

That opinion has ALSO changed.  

Go figure.  But then again, given that at this point I had no idea WTF was to come, we had just spent the past three months with the Rumbelle fandom in disarray and taking sides and blockings and shunnings within the fandom all over the damn place (which, sadly, STILL EXIST), and we just came off a half season of utter OOC bullshit -- let’s just say I wasn’t going into 6B with smiles and rainbows and unicorns.  I was pissy, I was bitter, and I had ZERO fucks to give.  So let’s see how this one fares the second time around . . . . you might be surprised, and I might have some words with my past self!

So let’s break this down . . . . 

First of all, kudos to Colin for playing old drunk Hook.  It was a riot!

Amazing what an actor can do when he’s actually ACTING and not just standing around like a useless fucking lamp, huh?  

Also, I actually LIKED August in this episode.  No, really!  If you see pigs flying outside your window, this is probably why.  

Before we continue on, I’d like to point out the utter fuckery that came out of this episode, from the CS fandom and from A&E.

First the CS fans:  They literally had a SHIT FIT over “old Hook.”  I mean, it was a collective conniption of screaming and it was HIGHlarious.  Colin enjoyed playing it.  We non-Hook fans enjoyed watching it.  But these humorless dingbats just lost their SHIT.  Which is funny because they were still peeing their pants over Princess Emma and Prince Regina from the last episode which had aired three months prior, so for that to continue for an equally stupid and immature reason was just a thing of beauty.  

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/156812683772/old-hook

A&E: In an interview before this episode aired, EDDY KITSIS said that in the Wish!Realm we’d see Belle “as we’ve never seen her before.”

Well, in the Wish!Realm Belle was a literal BAG OF BONES.  

He is such a fucking piece of shit.  And yet some people (RUMBELLERS!) still continued to have their heads firmly planted up his ass.  Even after THAT!  Unreal.

Also look at Leanne Aguilera being rude as fuck to Rumbellers:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/157800211707/leanne-aguilera-being-a-rude-bitch-to-rumbellers

Okay, got that out of the way.  So, looking back, I really didn’t post much when this episode aired.  That surprises me.  But this was the general gist of May 2017 me:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/158206556752/i-can-t-stand-gideon-character-for-me-he-is-not

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/158147755987/i-keep-seeing-all-these-happy-bouncy-positive

I think much of the problem was there were some KEY deleted scenes in this episode, that made a lot of the Belle stuff make no sense whatsoever.  Here are two of them (can’t find the third) and LMAO that Zelena ended up on the cutting room floor this episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FE3lTr9MA8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRjf9nmcJXs

I mean, don’t get me wrong -- IMO Belle was kinda bitchy in these deleted scenes, but they also revealed that A) Zelena is terrible and B) Belle was kinda stupid to trust her in the first place.  But without these scenes, the scene with Rumbelle at the well kind of makes Belle sound bad.  But WITH these scenes, you have a better understanding of where she’s coming from.  And of course we didn’t get these scenes till late summer.  Frankly I’m amazed we got them AT ALL.  

So I was still VERY bitter at this point, but overall, in rewatching, this episode was decent, aside from the Belle as a bag of bones stuff.  Also this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=p3Ocosw23O4&feature=emb_logo

I love this scene and when we found out later that Giles struggled in this scene and the face smack was Bobby’s idea and he didn’t tell him he was going to do that, and that was the take they used.  Also this scene gave us a glorious meme:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/157983220592/anonymousnerdgirl-boushh2187-judymulder

One last nit to pick:  The wish realm . . . . . okay, if Robin hasn’t aged, and none of the Robin/Marion stuff happened . . . . . then how did Rumple fall in love with Belle?  Because the Robin Hood stuff is a KEY MOMENT in the Rumbelle history.  It was what prompted him to give her the library.  MAKES NO SENSE.

Points tally:

40 points to start

5 points for Swan Queen

5 points for in character Rumple

10 points deducted for Belle and Hook lord this shit needs to STOP

5 points deducted for Hook PERIOD

You know what?  Despite the nitpicks, I’m not going to deduct anything else, and I’ll give the full 25 bonus.  I’m not sure its TOTALLY deserved, but this episode was decent and at the very least deserves to be ranked way higher than most of the 6A bullshit.

Total points: 60

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nsfw alphabet meme; noam

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) he's in such a positive headspace, he feels like he can take on the world, you know? so he's just very snuggly and touchy and wants to hold on to his partner. like hey, they just did something Fantastic. unless it's a one night stand. then he runs. but if he cares, he's a soft boy full of spooning and love.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) you know what? man loves his thighs. and he loves gideons thighs and also her arms. choke him out. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) he is a boy who enjoys shooting on the stomach. he also is open to eating his own cum. so you know. snowballing. what of it. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) he had sex with one of his mother's close friends. he was an adult when he did it but he is very Yikes about it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) he's pretty experienced. he's been at it for years, hopefully satisfying, and exploring different ways to please people. he definitely knows what he's doing. he's very committed to being great at it, though, so. you know. got a little ego. someone says he's bad? h'ouch.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) .. anal, man. he's big into it. and he's not douchey about it, but, you know. he's just a Big Fan. and he's also into missionary. he likes to look at his partners. take in the beauty. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) do you see how i'm answering this. he's a goofy bitch. unless he's real thinking with his dick, he's definitely a goofy motherfucker.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) he's fairly groomed. bit of hair and stuff. he hates shaving, but he's also not about to grow a whole bush and expect a partner to put their mouth on it. he grows a lot of hair, fam. nah.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) i mean. when he's in missionary and stuff, he's big into holding hands. so that's something. he's not a "oh lets put out fake rose petals and candles" kind of romantic man, but he's not a complete asshole or anything. he also likes to nuzzle and kiss a whole lot during sex. so.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) he nuts and ends up shooting himself in the face nearly every time he jerks off. genuinely. he's just accepted that this is life. a nutty face. he's alright, just keeps a lot of baby wipes nearby. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) wet hair. he doesn't know what caused it, but.. a girl with wet hair just is a whole Thing for him. girls look their best that way to him, too. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) A CAR. and also the kitchen. he likes to crack jokes about eating in more ways than one. please smack him. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) ..i mean. he sees gideon and he's immediately Ready For Anything. he's thirsty for his girl, even if she's in some clothes or something. soz. he also is a fan of breathing on his ear. sensitive spot for sure.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) other than the obvious, noam's one turn off is neville mentions. talk about flaccid. besides that, he really doesn't like 69ing? it just feels weird for him, there's no real rhyme or reason, but man. he just wants one focus at a time. or little different focuses, like stroke him a lil or something, but don't go for a blow because he will probably jump and just..no one needs that! not a one!!!

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) he prefers to receive, but you know. welcome to sit on his face any day. he will drown.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) usually it's more on the fast bit. he's not out here Making Love with gideon, but if they're going sensual and slower, a massage is always involved.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) he's always down for a quickie. it's sex. he gets to be with his girl. he's all for it, fam.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) he's pretty open to experimenting, i think. and he likes car sex, so you know. risk. illegal. he's a bit dumb there, but whatever, he's all about car anything. fingerbangin while he's driving? SAFETY ISN'T FIRST FOR HIM.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) it depends. whenever he gets to get a nut in after not seeing gideon for awhile? it's a quick. sorry. he makes up for it with oral and stuff until he's ready for another round, and then it lasts longer there.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) he does not own any toys. he used to have a fleshlight. then heath called himself a human fleshlight and noam had ptsd and threw it away.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) he.. weirdly isn't too into the teasing? like on his end, anyway. more straight forward, i s'pose. he digs being teased by gideon, even if it ruins his life.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) he.. grunts. mostly. like if he's pushin it into someone. you know. he isn't the silent type at all. when he's getting blown, he moans like a whole lil bitch, alright. don't @ him about it. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) he definitely is into wearing his cowboy sex during sex. so you know. yeefuckinhaw, hoe. also he can't have sex with someone who has their socks on. ever. sorry. have cold feet.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) he's a cut boy. jewish and all that.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) high as fuck. dude. he wants his dick wet all the time, even more so while around gideon. probably due to distance. also because he likes getting his dick wet. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) noam.. will fall asleep if someone's got their fingers in his hair. but also, he can fall asleep pretty quickly. he loves his sleep and he wants to spoon after bangs and he is Content.