#I feel awful for laughing so hard

[radiocity]

The L Word | S2E01

[bananasfosterparent]

OC SMASH or PASS

Thank you for the tags @pinkberrytea and @razrogue hehe glad to get to this one... and both your Tavs are always a smash uwu

I tag: @pastel-starr-bitch @rielzero @bardic-inspo (and anyone else who might wanna do it! no pressures💜)

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

Efenity Kelmorn

Quick Facts:

Height: 6ft2in/187cm

Age: 37

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Straight/Demisexual

Pros:

Dedicated - Once she has a plan, she will stick to it and find a way to make it work. if she has promised herself to something, she will not break that promise to herself.

Patient - She will wait to see how she meshes (or not) with someone and give them time to prove themselves.

Clever - Enjoys puzzles and logic games. Enjoys getting into tight situations to figure her way out.

Detail Oriented - Will notice and remember small details about someone.

Sense of Humor - She loves to laugh and can find humor in a lot of situations.

Sturdy and Solid - A pillar of strength and steadfastness, both physically and emotionally. She has learned to control her emotions thanks to their effect on her magic, and remains calm in trouble. And she can lift most average and small sized people.

Devious and Cheeky - Not afraid to get unserious and poke fun.

Curious - To a fault, she delves into mysteries and wants to explore. Things might get dangerous but it's never boring with her.

Protective - Those who have weaseled into her heart have gained a fierce protector who will raise all nine hells to get them what they want.

Cons:

Stubborn - Once she has a plan, she refuses to budge. She is only dedicated to her own cause. The moment someone else's cause does not align with her own, she will turn on them somehow.

Always Scheming - She takes time to learn about those around her, in case they prove themselves useful to her (ie taking advantage of others lol)

Manipulative - Plots very elaborate plans to steer others toward her own will and desires.

Bully - Gets a laugh out of making fun of and belittling others.

Intimidating - uses her strength/stature to scare, threaten, and manipulate others into going her way, or else.

Brutally honest - Will point out others' insecurities and negative traits with no tact or gentleness.

Prying - Will weasel into sensitive information and tunnel into secrets and dark places she isn't supposed to be (and may use it for blackmail).

Obsessive - Once someone is in her very tiny circle, she will do all she can to control their lives, not maliciously necessarily, but in whatever way to avoid losing them as long as possible. She will try to manipulate them to make choices that she views as "safer" for her own comfort and the security of the relationship.

Cruel and Indifferent - Wil kill, maim, cheat, lie to, steal from, and be all around cruel to anyone, if they are an obstacle between herself and what she wants. And it's their own fault for being so trusting.

Stoic and bottles emotions - Will rarely have heart to hearts or spill her true thoughts to someone, unless they've reached a certain level with her that very few every have. Even then, her honest heart is locked down tighter than the Declaration of Independence in National Treasure.

DETAILS

Doesn't like men bigger/taller than her.

Touching her feels like static electricity sometimes and she zaps people slightly by accident all the time. Needless to say, she's not touchy feely at all.

Ironically has slight astraphobia, thanks to her trauma with the storm that killed her father. Storms in nature are beyond her control and that's scary.

While she can channel any atmosphere related magic best, her biggest connections are to lightning and thunder.

Has tried relationship things with women but isn't super into it. Willing to try again if it felt right and just happened to work out, but definitely prefers men overall.

Dangerous sleeper--will punch by instinct if she is woken up suddenly (Astarion learned this the hard way and that's my hc for why they sleep/rest in separate bedrolls lmao)

Got the gigantic eye wing tattoos at fifteen because she thought it made her look more intimidating. A kid she knew called her a racoon and she thunderwaved him into a wall (he didn't die, but certainly could have).

Is either scheming, eating, or working out. Rarely has free time.

Can make a "gym" for herself anywhere. Will use branches, trees, stones, walls, logs, anything she can find to do various exercises with.

Changes her hair up a lot and experiments with various styles for fun. Also enjoys playing with make up.

Has a lot of piercings she mostly did herself: Bridge, septum, snake bites, 3 on each ear, and nipples. Perhaps has more elsewhere 🤔🫣idk

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:

He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.

Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….

spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]

@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

I am the happiest person on earth right now because I just went out with a friend to grab a late lunch and it was just supposed to be a quick casual catch up thing that turned into a 4 hour conversation in the car about things that happened to us almost a decade ago 🥲

[katierosefun]

step 1 of watching suits: haha fun plot! look at this little guy pretending to be a law school graduate. yeah this won't have any consequences whatsoever

step 2 of watching suits: oh this little guy and that bigshot lawyer have some good chemistry. yeah they're both committing a crime by having him work at this new york big law firm but it's fun :)

step 3 of watching suits: they're actually facing consequences to their actions now, but oh god i don't want to see either of them lose. yes, they did something terrible but don't we all want to feel a bit special. don't we all feel stuck. doesn't our own ambition swallow us whole. don't we feel insanely loyal to the person who gave us everything. we're going down together. if you go, i go.

[brainrotzora]

these things are always happening to the ones i like :////////

anyways the lighting in this dungeon is so nice

didn't get any good pics bc i was too busy dungeoning but so pretty...best dungeon music so far goes to snowcloak though btw

[brobiwan-kenobi-412]

I was sayin goodnight to my friend, yknow, as one does, and then these were made.

I might be going to hell for these, but I’m crying with laughter and maybe you will too 🫶

[gu6chan]

Just realised

February 2022 - Drakengard 1.3

February 2023 - Drakengard "Magnitude Negative"

February 2024 -

I'm free :')

[grimtoucher]

who is your favorite one piece character. *staring intently no pressure no pressure no pres (⁠´⁠灬⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠灬⁠`)⁠♡

Idk some fucking guy that showed up on screen for a bit he was kinda cool

[lover-of-mine]

This is so wrong but i can't stop laughing 🙈🙈🙈

[only-aroha-would-know]

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[neverendingford]

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[chickadeeee]

I went on a third date and had fantastic sex with an extremely attractive, thoughtful, sensitive guy who I wanted to be in a relationship with and all I actually came away with were weird hickeys and a UTI 🥲🔫

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

nothing like going to the tumblr tag for a book you just read out of curiosity and finding the authors HARD CORE vent posts like Instantly 

[harryforvogue]

i love the way the sky looks when it's snowing. because it's not dark at all. it's a solid medium grey color, but that mixed with the street lights and house lights makes it look like it's kind of lit up as if it's the few minutes before sunrise and you're expecting to see the sun peek out soon.

[rose-tinted-nostalgia]

I had to tell my manager, borderline in tears, that I had to go home just minutes after clocking into my second shift after finally returning to work this week because my son’s father is so incapable of watching his own children that he had a tantrum until I came home. But I got to dance in the kitchen with my kids while my oldest very proudly made pancakes all by himself, and although I sobbed the entire way home, seeing my children smile at me with that much love almost made me forget it.