#I drink waaaaaaaay too much coffee.

[averysmolbear]

Okay, I found these questions and here’s my “get to know me” post finally.

As a warning I do mention parental death in one of the answers below.

1. Name: You can call me as Tessie.

2. Age: over 21 (I don’t like giving out my age)

3. Hobbies: mostly reading and writing (I don’t really count watching tv or whatever as a hobby)

4. What are you most proud of? It’s sad that I honestly cannot think of a single thing. Wow.

5. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love? My platonic soulmate and I have conversations like that at least once a month.

6. Have you ever collected anything? What was it? I collect books, comics (I’m starting to collect manga now), Loungefly bags, Funko pop figures.

7. Favorite food: It honestly varies from day to day.

8. Favorite drink: It also varies but iced coffee and tea tend to top the list often.

9. Are you optimistic or pessimistic? I like to think that I’m optimistic.

10. What is the most expensive thing you own? My Loungefly bags are pretty expensive.

11. How many times a day on average do you check your phone? WAAAAAAAAY too much.

12. Text or call? Text

13. Favorite song? Another one of those things that varies too much.

14. Favorite artist? Yep, you guessed it! It varies!

15. Celebrity crush/crushes? Oh goodness. I am pretty sure I have too many. Just a few: Pedro Pascal, Andrew Garfield, Chris Evans, Joe Keery, Gemma Chan

16. Favorite flower? Orchids.

17. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself? Everything. (Gosh, that sounds pessimistic of me.)

18. What do you search for in a friend? I just want someone that I vibe with.

19. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month? I didn’t count so I don’t know.

20. Where did you last go other than your room/home? The store for groceries. I’m boring.

21. Do you like anime? I’m new to anime but yes, I do.

22. What was the name of the last book you read? Huh. I actually don’t recall. I need to read more.

23. Where are you most productive? I’m never productive. I get distracted too easily.

24. When was the last time you cussed at someone? I tend to have a foul mouth so I cuss often when talking every day, which is maybe not a good thing now that I think about it.

25. What was your last dream about? It was about me going with some friends to Disney World. That was literally all it was. Just me and my friends at Disney World.

26. How many countries have you visited? Sadly I have never visited another country but I hope to one day.

27. Do you consider yourself mature? Some days, yes. Some day, no.

28. What is your favorite quote? Not all those who wander are lost.

29. What are your goals for life? I’m just trying to make it through each day. As long as I do that, I’m doing alright.

30. Do you have a job? Yep, I do customer service type stuff from home.

31. Does money equal happiness? No, but it helps to not have to worry about how you’re going to pay for all your necessities.

32. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime? The day my mom died, the day of her funeral, the day my dad died, and the day of his funeral.

33. What is your favorite animal? I love wolves, bears, and raccoons.

34. Does age necessarily equal maturity? I don’t think so. I’ve met people older than me that are really not mature at all and people who are younger than me that are very mature.

35. Describe yourself in one word. Weird.

36. Coffee or tea? Don’t make me choose!

[funkyllama]

Top 5 beverages of choice ma'am!

Iced mocha with cream and sugar, preferably from Dunkin', but anything will do.

Cafe Bustelo espresso ground coffee with sweet cream.

Iced water.

Specifically an iced coffee cream and sugar from Krispy Kream.

Dr Pepper.

[sabe-e]

things that we’ve all read in fkbu fanfics:

haru fainting

then daisuke carries him (bridal style ofc) 

haru almost dying because he’s dumb and doesn’t think before he does shit

and then daisuke has to fucking save him, for the nth time

kamei being a little shit

kamei being best wingperson

suzue being also being best wingperson

everybody shipping them hard

daisuke being a simp

people from the first division being mean to haru :/

HOLY CRAP THE COFFEE SHOP AU I’VE READ SO MANY

i think we all saw that one vine and got the same idea

daisuke tipping haru with a wad of cash

ryou angst

ryou seeing haru and daisuke and becomes sad

my baby i love you

haru getting lost in the damn kambe mansion 

daisuke staying over at haru’s place and complaining about how small it is 

haru proceeds to almost kick him out

daisuke eating fast food and being confused

haru drinking waaaaaaaay too much fucking coffee

ofc haru angst which ends with daisuke comforting him

daisuke not knowing how one speaks to their crush so he just buys haru just a shit load of expensive stuff

cup noodles cup noodles cup noodles cup noodles cup noodles cup noodles

that moment when they finally start using each other’s first name

(i’ll add more later so yeah)

[omg-puddingpie]

57 facts about OMG-Puddingpie

Tagged by @twistedsimblr 

1. I am going to be 30 years old in 4 months! :0 Gettin’ old folks. XD

2. I was born January 5th and EVERY YEAR on my bday, my mom tells me the same story regarding my birth, the weather and so forth. (I just let her do it. XD)

3. I have terrible depression but I’ve learned how to handle it and find healthy alternatives for those bad days.

4. My wife and I have been together for 10 years, married for 3 and have 4 beautiful children: 3 girls and a boy. (We’d like more but we want to wait until our youngest is at LEAST 2 or 3. XD)

5. I will only date women with a ‘thicker’ body type. We ALL have our preferences, so don’t wave your damn finger at me. :P

6. I am Graphic Designer and freelance artist but always wanted to have my own tattoo shop and be a tattoo artist. 

7. I never show too many pictures of myself. (I’ll do the Simself and draw it but that’s it) There have been a few times and people often ask why....what are you hiding? And the answer is the same: I’m not hiding a damn thing but I don’t need to showcase myself in every which way, to be honest. The internet is an ugly place at times.

8. I’m a cat person and if I had it my way, I’d live on a farm and allow all kinds of Cats to roam the lands!

9. I’m an Xbox man myself but I’m not against Playstations or other platforms. 

10. I’m in love with the video game Overwatch and I’m a Junkrat, McCree, Hanzo, Mercy, Roadhog and Ana main. (I try to play all the heros, though.)

11. I started drawing at 9 when I kept complaining I was bored. Guess my mom got tired of it and told me to find SOMETHING to do, so I did. XD

12. I do not like people bugging me with requests: Can you draw this, can you draw (insert character’s name) can you draw my Cat, can you draw my boyfriend and I, etc. I’ll only do them for certain people and I MUST approach you. If not, prepare to be ignored.

13. I’m Portuguese, A little Italian and a TAD German.

14. I love disney movies and could care less that I’m a grown ass man: I will SING ‘Colors of the wind’ from Pocahontas until my heart is content! XD

15. My very 1st car was a 2007 Mustang

16. I inherited the name Puddingpie from the wonderful game ‘The Wolf Among Us’

17. ‘Fables’ is my favorite non-marvel comic

18. I love Supernatural creatures: Werewolves, Fairies, Vampires....you name it.

19. I love the holiday season and can not WAIT for the Fall to finally set in. (I live in Cali and it can get....pretty....damn...hot!)

20. My parents have been divorced since I was 5

21. Can not wait for the remastered Spyro trilogy! I was pretty bummed when they pushed the release date to November but yay: Early Christmas present to me! :D

22.  People assume I’m gay or bi because I draw naked dudes, play same sex sims, etc and to be honest, I like to have different options and I’m open.

23. I got into my first fight when I was 12.

24. I’d do anything for my children. They mean everything to me.

25. My wife is African American and we use to HATE one another, before we officially became a couple. (Hilarious, I know. XD) 

26.  To @twistedsimblr Your drawings are amazing and I wish I had the time (and patience) to make poses like you can, girl! :D

27. I use to write A LOT of fanfictions during my college years. (Like, 4 or 5 years ago?)

28: I personally do not know this person but @emmypess and I go waaaaaaaay back in the writing community and use to write stories all the damn time in the same forum. Her stuff is still amazing!

29.  I love Las Vegas. I mostly go for the shows and food, though.

30. I love Pizza and will drive in the rain, snow and end of the world, just to get one. :P

31. I love listening to the oldies. (70′s, 80′s, 90′s. Old country songs are the best)

32. I am estranged from my father and it’s been the best damn thing I could have ever done.

33. I can make a pretty good Pecan Pie.

34. My Vinyl Pop figure collection has become an addiction and I MIGHT need help. XD

35. I have an issue with Beer and hard liquor (meaning I’ve been known to over drink) so I limit myself or avoid it, if possible.

36. Never been fired from a job

37. I’ve been playing The Sims since 2001. It was included with our new computer at the time and I fell in love with it. 

38. People assume I live by the beach and surf, just because I live in California. Although I USE to, I’ve recently moved to a town surrounded by factories, Dairies and some pretty decent eateries. 

39. I love Vans and Converse shoes

40. One day, I will complete a Sudoku puzzle without the help from my wife.

41. Facebook is overrated and although I have one, I rarely use it these days. (Mostly to post photos during the holidays)

42. I have a foul mouth and it’s be a struggle keeping that at bay. XD

43. I hate large crowds and they make me very nervous

44. I’m not much for television and prefer watching youtube or stream shows on my tablet, if I need that entertainment.

45. I have music playing every time I draw. It helps me concentrate and the lyrics often help push out what I’m trying to doodle.

46. John Gardner’s book ‘Grendel’ is one of my all time favorite reads. (And not just because I’m a fan of Gren. XD XD)

47. Metallica is the shit

48. I eat Peanut Butter like it’s never coming back to the shelves

49. I can be very mean and say hurtful things. (Get this from my father) And although it’s an ongoing battle, I’d like to say I’ve made progress

50. I have a tattoo of Otto from ‘The Simpsons’ on my right leg. He is my spirit animal. :P

51. I love Black Cats

52. My wife and I TRIED to grow our own produce, like Onions, Tomatoes, etc and well.....it failed. BIG time. XD

53. SPEAKING of Tomatoes, I hate, hate, HATE them on sandwiches or Burgers but I need Ketchup for my Fries. Go figure. :P

54.  I use to smoke cigarettes

55. I’ve been told when I make Coffee, it’s almost like drinking oil. It’s pretty damn strong but I need it!

56. I’m currently obsessed with Weezer’s attempt at the song ‘Africa’ and have replayed it well over 100 times by now. 

57. This year, I’m going to take a week off from EVERYTHING job related and just be a lazy bum. I need some me time, dammit! XD

I tag….

EVERYONE…

[thepyperskitchen]

Whipped Matcha. When you really want to get on the food trend but you’ve had waaaaaaaay too much coffee. 😳 Loving this whipped coffee trend, and my daughter has made it a million times, but it’s not for me. I like my coffee hot, creamy and not sweet. I love a matcha latte though. A matcha Frappuccino? 👌🏻 And now this. Might be the official summer drink this year. After Margaritas, obviously. . Recipe-ish: Use the whisk attachment on your stand mixer and whip up 1/2 cup whipping cream, 1 1/2 tsp matcha, 1 Tbsp cane sugar, 1 Tbsp maple syrup, splash of vanilla. Whip until stiff peaks form. Fill a glass with ice. Pour over your favourite milk. Scoop the creamy matcha deliciousness on top. . . . . . #matcha #matchalatte #matchagreentea #matchalover #matchatea #greentealatte #whippedcoffee #dalgonacoffee #dalgona #dalgonamatcha #eeeeeats #huffposttaste #buzzfeast #instafood #foodie #forkyeah #buzzfeedfood #foodporn #foodstagram #onthetable #instagood #foodgawker #recipe #foodgasm #eater #food52 #cookupinlockdown #yum #eatfamous #foodgoals (at Calgary, Alberta) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_nTKMCAFRd/?igshid=flka7almntm1

[bigqueermess]

85 THINGS

tagged by the adorable @moderateslytherin <3 

THE LAST

1. drink: coffee, because i decided to take a nap and it was the worst decision ever, i had to sacrifice my soul to satan to wake up

2. phone call: a business call i guess? my boss was bitching about something

3. text message: group chat with my mom, my dad and my brother, how awfully uncool of me

4. song you listened to: Woman Up by the beautiful, amazing, perfect, gorgeous, incredible Ashley Roberts

5. time you cried: i think a few weeks ago?

6. dated someone twice: yea about eight years ago and it was the worst fucking decision ever

7. kissed someone and regretted it: i haven't ever had a kiss a haven't regretted, i think i might have some issues

8. been cheated on: no i always broke up with them before they got a chance to

9. lost someone special: yes

10. been depressed: why, can you ever just stop being depressed?

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope. i don't drink

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. blue

13. red

14. black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: yea a few

16. fallen out of love: never been in love

17. laughed until you cried: sadly not

18. found out someone was talking about you: a few times

19. met someone who changed you: nope

20. found out who your friends are: yes

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: this has actually been one very kissless year

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: only one, my bae <3

23. do you have any pets: .. just four dogs and seven cats

24. do you want to change your name: yes, ew, i hate it

25. what did you do for your last birthday: almost nothing actually, i think i just went out for dinner with my family

26. what time did you wake up: 9:00am to go to work

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: browsing the internets

28. name something you can’t wait for: I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY TATTOOS DONE THIS MONTH, FOR IT TO GET RELEASED IN ITALY, FOR MY BAE TO COME OVER AND THE MARILYN MANSON CONCERT. i guess i'm not killing myself for a little longer

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: i see her every day because i live with her and also i love her

31. what are you listening to right now: ... Woman Up by the beautiful, amazing, perfect, gorgeous, incredible Ashley Roberts

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: not yet but i would be glad to talk to Tom Cruise before i get to pounce on him

33. something that is getting on your nerves: the constant noise in my home, keeping me from writing

34. most visited website: Youtube i guess

35. hair colour: black... like my soul

36. long or short hair: short... like my legs

37. do you have a crush on someone: nah m8

38. what do you like about yourself: my boobs are huge and they always look good

39. want any piercings: i already have one

40. blood type: i have no fucking clue

41. nickname: i dont have one

42. relationship status: single, and hopefully the situation won't change

43. zodiac: the fucking centaur holding a bow and showing off because i'm just rad like that

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: definitely American Gods. also American Horror Story and Mr. Robot

46. tattoos: i already have two on my belly and two on my wrist, but i'm getting four/five more soon

47. right or left handed: right

48. surgery: luckily not

49. piercing: ears and lower lip

50. sport: i went swimming like, twice, ten years ago. but i have to use my bike a lot, that makes up for the lack of interest in sports

51. vacation: yes

52. pair of trainers: what do you think

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER

54. drinking: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER

55. I’m about to: have dinner

56. waiting for: all the things i listed above, but rn i guess i'm just waiting for food

57. want: to be happy and relaxed and okay for once

58. get married: dear god no

59. career: i am triggered by this question

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: hugs are waaaaaaaay better

61. lips or eyes: eyes AND lips

62. shorter or taller: taller

63. older or younger: older. even better if it's 15+ older

64. nice arms or nice stomach: i actually like a little bit of a belly, so i guess arms

65. hook up or relationship: neither

66. troublemaker or hesitant: ????

HAVE YOU EVER

67. kissed a stranger: sadly, yes

68. drank hard liquor: i did a few times and i regret it so much

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i never lost my glasses but i did destroy them a few times

70. Turned someone down: i often turn people down... my standards are way too high

71. sex on the first date: lmao no. it takes a whoooooooooole lotta time to get me to that level of trust

72. broken someone’s heart: i think i actually may have

73. had your heart broken: not in a romantic way. definitely in a frienship way

74. been arrested: nope

75. cried when someone died: yes

76. fallen for a friend: yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. yourself: no

78. miracles: no

79. love at first sight: no

80. santa claus: ho ho no

81. kiss on the first date: i mean, it depends

82. angels: no

OTHER

83. current best friend’s name: Erica <3

84. eye colour: black... like my soul

85. favorite movie: i have way too many, but my fave is probably Reservoir Dogs

tagging whoever wants to do this