#I don't mind spam btw

[tum-bakery]

The people miss reading Baker Speaken the Talks

Awww thx!

[chloesimaginationthings]

(continuation of previous ask) I looked at their blog just now and they actually might be a bot? idk tbh

Thanks to everyone who’s brought this to my attention!

I’m pretty certain @/jyedthrry6 is a bot, they were uploading commonly reposted text posts, until somehow stumbling into lifting from my account. I think the give away to em being a bot is how they’ve reposted not just my comics, but my patreon announcement images, and images I shared on ask replies, so the same cropped images just on its own

My suggestion is just to report them for spam, cause I think it is a legit spam bot who accidentally got wind of my work 🙏🏾

[doodlingwren]

It's again that time of the week where I have to go and report the spam and/or porn bots from the tags I follow because every time I see one of their posts on my dashboard I die inside a little bit

[batglare101]

your designs are so so so so beautiful and amazing I can’t believe it you are genuinely a visionary I don’t want to spam like all your posts but I love every single one of your drawings!!!!! Batman and wc is a perfect combo and u have truly unlocked its potential!!!!!

AKAGXKWHDBFFF THANK YOU!! i'm so happy people like my au and designs!!

[candychameleon]

always funny getting a bunch of likes on here bc i can always tell like oh i know which of my tags YOU'RE going through

[eterniityblooms]

updated my rules to include shipping info + a bit more about my monster muses specifically, since shipping with at LEAST one muse on this account is probably inevitable at some point

[kakusu-shipping]

and good morning to you person who went through and liked every single Koro-Sensei related post on my blog.

[sillysymbol]

Man so sorry for liking like. Every tmbg post and rb you have. I had a night 🌃

OH sweet heavens

[katsuhiras]

hi sorry for the insane like/rb spam but i love your edits so so so so so so much<3 im so happy you're still around!!!!! sending lots of love, have a good day/night!

I stepped away from my computer for maybe 10 minutes and came back to see my activity bar just displaying 99+ and wondered briefly if I got called out for something or if it was just people having fun online and I am glad it was just people having fun online! Thank you, I am glad you like my edits and wish you also have a good day/night!

[web-novel-polls]

Just checked the submission list for Favorite WN Men and...I submitted 58 of the 60. Without propaganda. I just wanted them all to get in and I didn't wanna do propaganda for all of them so I did it for none of them lol. I'm so sorry! I feel guilty whenever I submit characters without propaganda. Also I really didn't know it was that many lmao

skdf;sldkj No worries, I figured that was probably the case. Don't worry about the propaganda too much - it's only been 1-2 days since submissions opened & I can probably write/find propaganda for pretty much all of the characters submitted so far. There's still quite a bit of time for things to even out lol

Thank you for the submissions!

[aph-estonia]

in a weird fucked up state rn where i just lost 6-7 friends in the span of a week tops and i can't get myself to do anything about it. i can't get better. i tried and i gave up and i've become more okay with being scum and now trying to go back to being better is like the hardest thing i've ever felt in my life

[allineedisonedream]

i hope you don't mind me spamming so much likes. the way you draw Dick is super lovely, i want to put him in my pocket. thanks for sharing your art! (i'm not done scrolling yet btw!)

Thank youuuuu! Happy to hear you like it, haha and yeah, how can you not? He's just so pocket-sized :3

[kudamono94]

Incorrect Tezuka Star System Quotes to Battle My Writers Block~

2/? 

Rainbow Parakeet: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Heck Ben: Those are wanted posters!

[blockedbykei]

Emergency request!!

can u please do tuskki with his extraverted and bubbly gf having a tough time then becoming noticeably quite and starts to push people away? Like its hard for her to open up and talk about it yk

Btw I absolutely loveeeee ur writing!! have a great daay/night ^^

thank u for this request i needed to refresh my mind 🙏

— timeskip!tsukishima

at first he thought that maybe he wasn't being as attentive as he used to be.

the walk to campus was quiet. it lacked your usual quips and awes at the random things you both saw on the sidewalks and on the stores. you only walked beside him, hand in hand, looking down at the ridges of the ground.

he hadn't noticed because he was too busy refreshing his mind for his upcoming quiz.

tsukishima starts to notice when you'd both eaten lunch at a store nearby and you weren't as happy as you were when you ate spam musubi. you chewed quietly, answered his questions with small hums. it concerned him a little, but he was the person to enjoy the silence when it was given to him.

then it worried him when you went home before he did, and he hadn't gotten a single kiss from you the second he steps inside. you acknowledge his "i'm home" with a "hello" from your shared bedroom.

so now there he is, leaning against the doorframe of the room, hands crossed, socked feet placed on the cold wooden floor. you lay on the bed and face the wall, hunched back facing him.

tsukishima frowns.

"oi," he calls, beginning his journey towards you.

you feel the bed dip at his weight being planted on the mattress, his hand coming up to shake you lightly on your shoulder. you groan, curling further towards the wall.

"(y/n)," he says, stern but also soft. his usual tone. "what's wrong?"

"nothing," your nose was stuffy, a sniffle making his eyebrows raise. "i'm just sleepy."

"at four pm?" tsukishima queries in disbelief. at this time, you were usually bubbly— hyper, planning the places you were going to spend the remaining day in, or encouraging him to join you fill your time. and as much as he playfully detests the thought of doing something rather than laying down, now he kind of wants to do the same thing. "babe, don't lie to me."

you say nothing.

he sighs, kicking his feet off the ground and laying down beside you, scooting closer to pull you into his chest when his arms wiggle beneath your body and the other scooching underneath your arm to hug you. tsukishima cranes his neck and nuzzles his nose at the back of your neck, inhaling.

"baby," he straightens his neck, placing his chin on top of your head, his hand under your arm rubbing your belly. "you don't have to lie to me."

your breath unevens, he feels it at the way your stomach rises.

"face me?"

his plea was enough to make you turn around in his grasp and face him, tired eyes blinking the dread that hangs on your eyelashes.

an uncanny sight— the usual joy in the glimmer of your eyes dullefied by the melancholic aura you release. at this, tsukishima's tone of nuisance has decided to drop and replace it with a dulcet voice that he had only reserved for you.

"what's wrong, hm?" his hand pushes your hair behind your ear, cupping your face gently.

"'m tired."

"i know that. you told me that earlier."

"in general, kei," you whine softly. "the projects keep stacking up over one another and i've got groups to lead and i've got proposals to meet and presentations to do and–"

you stop, the dam beginning to break at your waterline. tsukishima plants his lips in the middle of your eyebrows.

"go on, it's okay."

you sigh deeply, nuzzling your face on his neck. "and it pressures me so much that i don't know what to do."

tsukishima pulls you closer. you hear his heartbeat, soft– steady and calm, often fast at certain times, but it was always so calm around you. his scent wraps you in comfort, your hands wandering beneath his shirt to seek warmth in his skin.

"it's okay to not know what to do," he says softly. "you don't have to pressure yourself to know what to do immediately. take your time, don't push yourself to the extent of breaking."

"but you know what to do immediately."

"i don't," he traces figures at your back, shapes, you think. "i observe before i think. whether i do it within seconds or in minutes. it depends on the situation, really. but you've got to go easy on yourself,"

tsukishima pulls your face away from his chest. he leans closer, the tip of his nose rubbing yours, his eyes resting on yours.

"and i'm here. you don't have to do this alone," he kisses your nose. "don't be an idiot and ask me for help."

you laugh lightly, reaching up to place your lips on his.

they'd always been soft and sweet, a bright contrast to his usual demeanor. tsukishima hums and pulls you closer, his mouth opening the slightest to kiss you deeper and breathe your air. it was comfort, safe, home.

and he kisses you like he means it, in a way that he wants to protect you. in a way that shows you that he's here and he's not leaving you. his mouth moves against yours languidly, the soft clicks of your dampened lips and your eyelashes tickling his cheeks.

tsukishima breaks away only to leave another quick peck on your lips. he whispers, "i'm here, and i'm not going anywhere."

you believe him wholeheartedly.

[magpie-murder]

it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama

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👴🏻 is-odin-dead-yet

No.

#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here

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⛈️ god-of-thunder

I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.

While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Oh.

🐍 magic-theatre

is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)

⛈️ god-of-thunder

You're alive? Where are you?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Loki?

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🎨 bragis-apprentice

Just finished custom making this handle

#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art

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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament

⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

?

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.

Correct this.

✨️ the-dashingest

I voted for Sif.

🪓 valiant-festivals

I voted for Sif.

🔺️ grim-warrior

I voted for Sif.

✨️ the-dashingest

Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?

🔺️ grim-warrior

I don't.

#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this 😬 #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol

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🐍 magic-theatre

i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.

#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me

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⛵️ modern-technologist Follow

umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.

it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??

@identifying-d𝚘gs-in-posts ??

🐕 identifying-dogs-in-posts Follow

Fenrir Lokison?

#😨

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✨️ the-dashingest

I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.

#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood

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einherjarl-deactivated20231120

I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.

🐍 magic-theatre

that's what you get for vagueing.

cowards don't go to valhalla.

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[prettypinkporkchop]

Hi! Can I request a Paul x fem reader where Paul gets super drunk and horny and some of the guys come looking for him and walk in on them 🫣

I love your writing btw so don’t mind me just spamming your requests 😂

I don't write smut! But I can do a little something something here. Keep spamming! I may not get to all of them because my inbox is crazy!!! But But But I will try my best!

Paul decided to invite the pack to your new crib. You were super excited, but now, it's driving you nuts! All of the boys are drunk as shit. Emily brought Sam home, Jared started missing Kim, and Embry and Quil stayed with Paul.

You finish throwing away all of the beer cans and take one last glance outside to see the three talking. You walk into the bathroom and turn on the shower. You strip down and step into the water.

A loud bang scares you. You jump out, wrapping a towel around you, and run out into the living room. Paul stands at the side table next to the couch, trying to fix the lamp he just broke. "You scared me." You huff annoyed. "I'm sorry, baby. I-" he stops when he looks at you.

You know that face. "Paul, not now. Where's Quil and Embry?" You sigh. "I told them I had to pee. But now.." He steps to you and grabs the fabric of the towel and looks down at you with a smirk. His hands grip your waist above the towel. You blush and stare up at him. You lean up and kiss him softly. His lips are soft and feel damp. He's just so fine. You wrap your arms around his neck and pull him closer. Your towel falls, and he pushes you into the bedroom.

You fall back on the bed and he removes his clothes. He hovers over you and peppers kisses along your chest. His hand begin their job in between your thighs.

Quils pov:

"Actually, where's Paul?" Embry looks around. "Damn, dudes been gone for 20 minutes now. Did he pass out?" I laugh. Embry makes an evil grin. "Whatever your cooking up there, I agree." I instantly reply and jump out of the seat.

We make our way into the house. Honestly, I'm drunk as shit. My vision is so hazy, and I'm stumbling. I feel perfect. "We check the room, and we scare the shit out of him. He's too drunk to hear us." Embry chuckles. We walk through the new house, making our way to their bedroom. Embry puts his hand on the doorknob. "1...2...3." He opens it.

My eyes.

Paul jumps up and puts a pillow over his region. Y/n covers herself with the blanket. "Guys, leave. Now. Go home. Party's over!" He points out the door. My eyes make their way to y/n on accident. I wasn't thinking. Wait, I can't think at all hahaha.

Paul steps in front of her and in front of me. He's growling. Ooohhh scary. "My bad, g." I mumble. Embry grabs my arm, and we stumble out of the house.

We put the fire out and half ass clean up for y/n. "Want to go to my house and play Mario Kart?" Embry looks at me. "Yes." I reply.