#I don’t remember my selfie tag

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

POV you’re in a 1980s tropical neonoir but the wisecracking baseball-loving private investigator you’ve hired is a time displaced butch Cro Magnon from the Magdalenian epoch* instead of an ex Navy Seal dude.

*don’t worry this isn’t a meanly self-deprecating joke about my body hair and current lack of socially-accepted femininity. This is a joke about my heavy brow ridge and noticeable occipital bun, and hobbyist-level ability to knap lithic tools

(They/She/He [but that last one is rly just for the worksona])

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

I had to dig deep cuz uh I have not been active in archaeology for almost a decade now but here you go final day of the last CRM survey I took part in

If I were an archaeologist I cannot think of a single reason why NOT to wear the Indy/River Song/Rick O'Connell and Evelyn Carnahan outfit literally all the time. This is the only brand of nerd who is stereotypically thought of as sexy and adventurous. Imagine having such a direct shortcut to hotness and not taking it.

[a-lazy-daisy]

/new cat-thulu chest piece pic for anon&pfp

[weareamarvel]

what am i listening to?

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Well shit guess I timed the day to wear this to walk my dog just right

Last days to wear a straw hat

[hazelweissbier]

Hey tumblr, it’s been a while since I posted anything new so here ya go. People seemed to like these two on the other apps lol

[vinnymauro]

back in my band merch era ig

[geniusname]

I think I want fat braids again…

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

No idea if these are outlet exclusive or not but either way these are, like, the most comfortable carpenter jeans I’ve ever had AND aesthetically hit my personal sweet spot of “post-Vietnam War civilian hunting camo finally branching out from reusing WW2 frogskin, pre-hyper photorealistic instead of clearly still hand drawn plant imagery of the 2000s”

[bi-mirandalawson]

@gaydelgard

[thefaultinoursprinkles]

i was fucking around with Snapchat filters on a boring meeting and I really liked this one ^^

[spirograffe]

lil wedding dress tryon for the tumblr besties (my therapist asked for pics lmao) 💗

pls ignore my chaotic house of boxes thank u

[alfea]

happy halloween this wig sucks but whatever

[thefearofcod]

in case you’re new here: I’m hot

[andthestar]

Attempted to obtain some of that alt girl swag

[jujuubee]

hi gay people in my phone