#I don’t know what to name this cat does anyone have any subjections

[ivymarquis]

So I was being a lil creep on @391780's blog and saw she'd made a comment about how {Valeria}'s so hot and so mean i just know she'd call a fat y/n something fucking terrible and make fun of her size. and whilst Imma not write any body shaming because that's fucked, my brain did black out at the mention of Valeria being terrible and wicked to Reader and this is what I came back to;

Mean Girl

Pairing| Valeria Garza x Reader Rating| M Word Count| 1.8l Kinks/Content/Warnings| Their dynamic probably isn't healthy but everything is consensual, chubby reader, anal sex, strap on, begging, punishment, name calling, slut shaming, Valeria is not dealing with reader's shit tonight, pussy slapping, squirting, aftercare

Your mother always cautioned you about bad boys growing up. You took one look at them, decided they weren’t worth the hassle and hit the books. 

Which was all fine and well when you finished school with stellar grades and no distracting boyfriends, because it wasn’t boys that caught your attention regardless of if they were bad or not. 

Now a mean girl?

As it turns out that is much more your style. 

How exactly one ventures down the “mean girl” to “cartel leader” pipeline is a mystery for the ages, but quicker than you can blink one moment you’re being introduced to El Sin Nombre’s sicaria, and the next you’re her spoiled little house cat.

Unlike the average house cat though, there’s minimal tolerance for any foolishness or shenanigans in Valeria’s household. 

She doesn’t expect much beyond your blind obedience to her every whim, and you’ve got hearts for pupils every time you look at her.  Absolutely no fucking regard to the fact that you’ve gone from no relationship experience through your schooling years and gone head first into the deep end with no life jacket with Valeria Garza of all people. 

That formal education isn’t doing you much good now.

Not that either of you are complaining. 

Valeria isn’t difficult to live with once you learn her quirks and idiosyncrasies. She is consistent in her expectations- sets the rules, and accepts no deviations from them. Anything less is punished. 

Now, considering the shit she’s probably complicit in if not outright done herself, you get off virtually scott free from punishments compared to others. You’ve still got all your fingers, limbs, and teeth thank you very much. 

But that still leaves a whole spectrum of punishment.

You’ve been on your best behavior- usually stumbling into corrections on accident and learning quickly what mistakes to not make again.

By now you’ve been with Valeria long enough that new relationship jitters shouldn’t be fluttering in your belly every time to set your eyes on her. And yet- She’s just sublime. You can’t help yourself. 

As someone who survived childhood and navigates adulthood by being polite and pleasant (occasionally to your own detriment), it is awe inspiring watching her enter a room and immediately take control of it. So far as anyone around her can tell, the world does in fact revolve around her and anyone stupid enough to not understand that is reminded of their place immediately.

You know that you’re not exempt from the firm grip Valeria keeps on her surroundings, but you manage to muck it up and overstep your place anyway.

“What’s that pretty brain of yours thinking about, Bunny?” she asks one night as the pair of you are reclined on the bed. It’s fairly obvious that she’s the subject of your current thoughts, looking at her like she hung the moon.

You don’t think much of it as you reply “Just thinking I have no idea what you see in me sometimes.”

Valeria makes her adoration of you painfully obvious so it’s not like you have reason to question it, but the pair of you are such polar opposites in every category, from build to disposition, that you’re the pinnacle of opposites attract. You wouldn’t survive a day in her world if it wasn’t readily apparent to anyone who might interact with you that Valeria will personally deliver their severed heads to their grandmothers’ doorstep if they don’t watch themselves. And, well- you don’t really do the self-pity thing because you can be hot and fat at the same time, but Valeria is hot in a conventional way that still boggles your mind when her clothes come off. 

So yes, for multiple reasons you often find yourself wondering how the hell you managed to pull her?

The previously soft, bemused expression on her face is wiped to a cold neutral as her eyes narrow sharply at you. Ah, fuck, you have just enough time to realize you stepped out of line with that comment just as she rolls over and straddles you. 

“If I wanted to fuck someone like me, Bunny, I’d just fuck myself. Perhaps you need a reminder of that?”

Next thing you know she’s got your hands bound to the headboard, ignoring the way you tug at the binds and whine as she works her strap inside your lubed up ass.

“Quit fucking squirming,” she sharply admonishes you, one hand gripping the soft flesh of your thigh for leverage as the other circles your clit to make you relax.

The beauty of a store bought cock is it’s the perfect size, part of why you can’t sit still.

As far as punishments go, once again you are getting off incredibly easy (and if you beg very, very nicely and are very apologetic and repentant you will probably get off in the conventional sense too) considering you absolutely love anal, but you’re sure Valeria already has a plan in mind to make sure she can drive her point home. We don’t want to have this conversation more than once, she’ll tell you.

“I don’t have to tell you what will happen if you cum without permission,” she reminds you, ignoring the way you whimper as she pulls her hand away from your clit as she finishes working the length of her strap in, her hips pressed flush to the plush of your ass.

“Valeria, please, I’m sorry,” you start immediately, knowing if you want to wriggle your way back into her good graces the sooner you start pleading the better.

“You’re sorry?” she mocks, ignoring the shiver that runs through you as she pulls out just to press back into you again, “We’ll see.”

Her thrusts are slow and measured with just enough force you’re seeing stars as chills run up and down your spine.

“I don’t know where the fuck you get off,” she criticizes in time with the wet clap of her hips to your ass, “questioning me of all people.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to,” well, didn’t realize she’d take it like that but she’s making it abundantly clear now.

“You didn’t mean to?” she parrots back cruelly as you whine when she presses up against something inside you that has your leg shaking. “You’re such a little slut, look at how wet your cunt is,” Valeria degrades with her eyes glued between your legs, the way your skin glitters in the dim lighting from your own wetness. There’s very little you wouldn’t be willing to do to get Valeria to pay attention to your empty cunt right now, but you also know you’re on thin ice and don’t want to do anything to cause cracks to form in the ground under you.

Your focus drifts towards the knot winding itself up in your abdomen, getting bigger and threatening to grow all consuming with each knock of her hips. Your hands twitch in their binds, tugging uselessly on reflex.

“Since you’re apparently too fucking stupid to remember the rules, I’ll make this simple for you,” she starts shortly- never mind that there’s several pieces of paper hung up on the wall to prove you’re not stupid. “My decisions are without fault- ever. You do what you’re fucking told, when you’re told. I don’t keep you here to think. I keep you here because I like watching the way your whole body bounces on my cock, got it?” The force behind her thrusts increases in increments as she speaks.

“Yes, yes, yes,” you babble both in pleasure from your ass getting pounded and to answer her. Maybe with someone else the sting of being called stupid (or a slut) would- well, sting. But when you mind your place and the relationship is functioning like it should, you’re happily in a place where you can turn the white noise in your brain off and just follow orders like a good girl. Good girls don’t think, they just do what they’re told.

“I’m sorry” you plea again, hoping that she’ll be more magnanimous now she’s said her peace. “I’m sorry Valeria I won’t do it again,” you promise.

“You’re sorry? Or do you just want to cum?” She lets out an unimpressed huff, hips thrusting in a way that has you squealing and thrashing against your binds.

“I’m sorry! I’m really sorry!” It’s embarrassing the way your neglected pussy is dripping down between your legs and God you just want her to ease this unbearable ache inside of you. Your thighs burn from how much they’re trembling as you scramble to appeal to any mercy Valeria has before you cum against your better judgement and really put yourself in a fucking hole.

“Please, please, please- I’ll be good I promise!” you offer desperately. The only thing you can do is focus on breathing, trying with all your might to head off your orgasm.

“Fine,” She sounds exasperated, like she’s doing you such a favor allowing you to cum. “But you take what I give you and you better be fucking grateful for it.” Valeria hisses and no sooner are you nodding your head is she swatting at your cunt- hard.

You yelp at the sudden attention to your clit, and yelp each time she lands another blow to the swollen nub between your legs. Tears prick at the corners of your eyes between how fucking close you are and the sting from her hits.

She’s not entirely without mercy it seems- or she got bored slapping your clit and wants to watch you cum now- as the hand that is striking at you drops to your clit and rubs in tight, short circles just how you like.

Valeria laughs as you flinch in anticipation of the next swing before tensing in pleasure.

You’ve got just enough sense to squeak out “Thank you! Thank you, thank you-” in a mindless babble as your orgasm washes over you wetly. You’re messy when you climax and Valeria loves watching you squirt, evident by her delighted chuckle as you ruin the sheets.

“What kind of nasty whore gets off having her ass fucked, hm? Absolutely shameless,” Valeria goads but you’re fucked dumb and can’t possibly be expected to be paying attention anymore.

Everything gets hazy after that. At a certain point Valeria does decide she’s done with you, pulling out and laughing at how you’re such a twitchy, overstimulated mess.

When you come back to the land of the living, she’s somehow managed to coax you into the tub, the pair of you relaxing in the warm water. She’s got you tucked in between her legs, leaning against her with your nose buried in the crook of her neck.

“You back with me?” she asks, tone soft and gentle as one hand strokes at your shoulder.

“Mhmm,” you hum happily, nosing against her, sated and warm in the tub.

“Good. We’ll see about scrounging up some snacks in a bit, yeah?”

That sounds like a solid plan to you, although at the moment you’re so content in the bubble of warmth she’s got you enveloped in, you could happily stay here all night.

[greenticklerdreams]

15 questions for 15 friends:

Hi, @lady-featherquill and @missamyrisa2! I’m honored that two such illustrious writers would think of me.

Were you named after anyone?: Nope! My mom may have gotten the name from a soap opera she was watching, though… but that might just be one of my dad’s lame jokes, lol.

When was the last time you cried?: The ending of Godzilla Minus One. I’m serious.

Do you have kids?: Nada.

What sports do you play/have you played?: I played tennis when I was in junior high and early high school! Was big into it for a while … and then we moved and my new high school didn’t have a team. Had a thriving theatre program, though! I’m ultimately very thankful for that.

Do you use sarcasm?: Me?? Psshhh. Nahhh. 😉

What is the first thing you notice about people?: Tough question. IRL… probably the way they carry themselves? The way they move through space. I also notice how they say things… phrases, reactions. Does that make sense? … Maybe this is too deep. I notice clothing style, too! Not in a critical way, just assessing. As for online, I WILL notice your texting style. Perfect grammar, all lowercase no punctuation, how often you use emojis and how. Just warning y’all.

What's your eye color?: Brown, tending more toward honey/amber than black. (My brother has super dark brown eyes like the latter and I’m only a little envious.)

Scary movies or happy endings?: Happy endings, definitely. I can’t handle scary movies at all, let alone downer endings. … I never did watch that Cyberpunk anime. I should get to that…

Any talents?: Writing. Acting. I’m a fast reader. Projecting my voice. Memorizing lines. ... a lot of these are related to acting, haha.

Where were you born?: Louisiana! And then got moved away before I was even a year old, so I don’t exactly remember it.

What are your hobbies?: Reading, writing, video games, listening to music, TTRPGs (GMing and playing). Typical nerd! I also like walks, casual hikes, and trying new coffeehouses.

Do you have any pets?: Sadly, no… I miss having dogs. And I love cats, but I’m allergic to them… it sucks.

How tall are you?: 5’7”, and a lot more confident about it than I used to be! (I know it’s kind of the stereotypical “bitter guy” height, lol. It’s fine, I probably shouldn’t go into politics anyway. 😆)

Favorite subject in school?: English, hands down. 

Dream job?: I wish I knew. It would be fun to be creative for a living – a writer, or one of those streaming D&D Dungeon Masters – but it might also drain me of the creativity I need for my hobbies. I’d like to do something that actually helps people, charity work or something. I know I sound really driftless for a 30-something… I just care more about my life outside of my job, y'know? And I’d like to get out of finance one day, man.

Join in and pass it on if you can. Don't feel obligated!: 15?? That’s a lot. Hi, mutuals! If I haven’t said hi before now, I’d like to get to know you better. 😊

@ticklingmesoftly @magnificentbitchface @theepopcornwhore @something-tickly-this-way-comes @darkharp-tickling @silly-panic @thebest-medicine @applesyaboi @a-ticklish-banshee @brushtickler @datstrangetickler @ticklish-wallflower @hypersensitiv3 @yopatbo @sensitivemarie @still-not-rly-sure

[gennyanydots]

This is love I just can’t live without Ch. 7

Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x if!Kazansky!reader (affectionately often called “Baby Ice”)

“This is love I just can’t live without” masterlist

Biker!au

Chapter summary: Bradley’s tastes have clearly gone downhill…

Chapter trigger warnings: cat fight. Swearing. Sexual relations mentioned.

Chapter 7 “Howl at the moon” Baby Ice

“You know he doesn’t want you here right?” a voice you don’t recognize says as a girl approaches your general area with her arms crossed.

You’re just patiently waiting to get one of the prospect’s attention to get a drink. She can’t be talking to you. You have no idea who she is. Definitely not a face you recognize. You don’t turn towards her assuming whoever she’s actually talking to will acknowledge her.

“I’m talking to you, bitch,” she says taking a step closer to you to get further into your personal bubble.

“I’m sorry, are you talking to me?” you ask, genuinely confused. Who the hell is this girl? Did you go to high school with her? You don’t remember her face. Maybe she was in a grade or two below you. Or someone’s sibling maybe?

“Of course I am. You see anyone else here that doesn’t belong?” she asks while raising an eyebrow and looking at you with a disgusted look on her face.

“Who said I don’t belong?” you ask furrowing your own eyebrows. Seriously. Who the hell is this girl? Does she even know you? And if anyone doesn’t belong it’s probably her. Does she know this is a biker club and not a dance club? The amount of glittery highlight on her face begs to differ.

She scoffs and rolls her eyes then gestures to the entire room, “Everyone. Duh. Why do you have to try and come back here to ruin his life? You broke up with him. He doesn’t need to be reminded of how cruel you are!”

You stare at the girl like she didn’t just gesture to a room with not only your uncles in it but also your father. Who the fuck does this girl think she is? She clearly has zero idea who you are besides Bradley’s ex girlfriend. If she did she’d watch what she was saying but a part of you really wants to see how this plays out. You’ve been needing an outlet for some of this stress you’ve been dealing with. Maybe she’s your perfect outlet.

“Plus, Rooster has been doing great since you left. He’s my man now so you need to run back to whatever hole you crawled out of if you know what’s good for you,” she says matter of factly and sneers at you while popping her hip out to the side.

You see movement off to your side and notice Nat taking a few steps towards you but you quickly shake your head at her then briefly hold up a hand to stop her. You don’t need help. You got this.

“Rooster?” You ask and tilt your head to the side as if you’re confused. You know Bradley’s road name. You’re not dumb. Just because you weren’t around when he officially patched in doesn’t mean you hadn’t heard it thrown around. Add that to being the son of Goose and there’s really no question who ‘Rooster’ could be in the club.

The girl scoffs again, “Are you really that dumb? Bradley. Bradley Bradshaw. The guy you left behind. Ring any bells? I doubt Rooster would date you if you were actually that stupid but maybe I was just an upgrade.” She pops a shoulder up sassily.

Upgrade? Yeah right. Your lips quirk up into a closed mouth grin and you raise an eyebrow. Fights on, sweetheart.

“Ohhhhh Bradley. Bradley Bradshaw. Mhm yeah I know him. Who are you to him again?” you ask. You swear the girl is close to stamping her foot at you and throwing a temper tantrum. “I’ve never heard anyone from the club mention you before. Is this a new thing?”

She sneers at you again and huffs, “I’m Missy. His girlfriend, you idiot, and you better remember that because he’s mine and there’s nothing you can do about it. Got it?”

You chuckle, “Yeah I got it. Bradley’s yours.” You take a step closer to Missy, crowding into her space. “But since we’re on the subject of ‘things the other can do nothing about’ just wanted to let you know that I have quite a few of those myself. I’ll just go ahead and let you know what those are. I hold all of his firsts. First kiss. First make out session. First fuck. And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Not one thing. I was his first in everything so any time you two might do anything together you should really think to yourself ‘Is he comparing me to her?’ because I would put money down on the fact that he is. Comparing every single second of whatever mediocre sex you’re having with him to every time he and I fucked or made love. Anything he does in the bedroom is because he and I spent hours exploring everything together. Learning exactly how to drive the other crazy. So, why don’t you go ahead and remember that because there’s nothing you can do about it. All his firsts are mine whether you like it or not.”

“You’re such a bitch!” the girl says and brings her hand up to slap you, however, you anticipated it and grab her arm and twist it behind her back as you shove her chest against the bar. Missy winces and cries out.

You push your weight against her, “Don’t start something you can’t handle. You’ll lose every time.” You yank her off the bar and push her away from you. “Also I’m pretty sure you’re the one unwanted by the club.”

You watch the girl look around at everyone staring at her, “They’re only looking at us because you just admitted to being a whore and then assaulted me.”

You laugh, “Oh sweetheart, you really shouldn’t start something against the club president’s daughter. Also, if I wanted to assault you I’d do something like this...” You pull your fist back and punch her directly in the nose, the crunch upon impact undeniable. Poor thing is going to need a hospital trip now. “But technically that’s considered battery but who’s to say?”

Missy’s hands fly up protectively around her nose, “You psycho! You’ll pay for this!”

“Oh will I? I’m not the one bleeding all over,” you go to lunge at her, thinking you might as well take out the ‘threat’ now since she’s down already but two arms snake around your middle to stop you then lift you up as you start to yell and wiggle to get out of the strong arms holding you against a hard chest.

You watch as the girl scurries out of the clubhouse even as you continue to wiggle in the arms holding you, “Yeah, you better run!”

“What did I tell you about fighting, honey?” a deep voice says in your ear as you’re carried into the kitchen.

You huff. Of course he’s the one who pulled you from the fight. He’s always ruining your fun. Has been for five years. You mumble an answer as you’re set on the kitchen counter like a child.

“What was that? Couldn’t hear you. Speak up, honey,” Bradley said as he grabbed an ice pack out of the freezer and wrapped it in a clean, dry wash rag before walking back over to you, taking your throbbing hand in his carefully, and gently pressing the ice pack against your bruised knuckles.

You watch him closely but don’t reply. You wince when he sets the ice down on your tender hand. He looks older now. Definitely not the same boy you ran from five years ago. Lost the last bit of baby fat he had clinging on. He’s all sharp angles now. Strong. You notice the signature Bradshaw mustache gracing his top lip. Goose would be so happy to see it passed down.

Bradley shakes his head at you and tsks his tongue as if to scold you like you’re a child who just broke a rule, “You gonna answer my question?”

“No,” you mutter and turn your head away from him. You hate this. You hate how easily you could slip right back into how you used to act together. You hate how right this feels. The past five years without him have been some of the hardest of your life. You were so far away from your family. You were so far away from your girl best friend. And you were so far away from him. Your head is screaming at you to leave but your heart won’t let you. Being this close to him feels too much like home in a time where you need that feeling more than anything.

You don’t even notice the tears streaming down your face until calloused hands cup your face and brush the tears from your cheeks.

A sob leaves your mouth and you’re being pulled against that hard chest again immediately following it. Arms wrap around you to hold you steady. You bury your face against him and wrap your arms around his middle holding you tightly against him.

You feel his lips brushing against your hair in what you assume are supposed to be comforting words but you can’t seem to make out any words over the sound of your own sobbing.

[wistfulpoltergeist]

15 questions for 15 mutuals!

Thank you, @latteaki for tagging me! 

Are you named after anyone? My mom says I was named after some singer. Doesn’t matter, it’s a lame ordinary name I hate dearly since I was a kid:D I prefer Eugene^^

When was the last time you cried? Um... That was about a week ago. Another russian missile hit a shopping center in Kherson. Zelenskiy published unblurred photos on his Instagram. And well. I saw it. And cried. 

Do you have kids? I don't. And I don’t want to. 

Do you use sarcasm a lot? More than I wished to. Sarcasm it’s a sort of... mental protection. I want to be strong enough just to speak from my heart and don’t feel guilty for telling the plane truth. Plane and simple. Without walking around it with needles. 

What sports do you play/have you played? I practice QiGong, Yoga, a bit of Kung Fu and Tai Chi. And I really like it. I feel much healthier than five years ago when I just jogged from time to time. Does it count as a sport? :D 

What’s the first thing you notice about other people? How close they choose to stand by me. I don’t like people who doesn’t know what personal space is. 

Eye color? Blue

Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies with happy ending!:D That’s why I like Asian Horror movies. They’re rarely plane and it’s quite common to find a horror movie with happy ending among them. Like say Dark Water. I believe this movie has the best ending for the main heroes. 

Any special talents? Mmm... I invent my own recipes for cooking. I like cooking btw :D

Where were you born? In Kryvyi Rih. The longest city of Ukraine. I still live there;)

What are your hobbies? Playing video games, writing silly stories with my sis, reading (Oh, I love reading), drawing, weaving with beads, cooking

Do you have any pets? Four days ago I adopted a stray cat. You can see her photo above. Meet Pantoflya!^^ Although, we're just getting to know each other I know she’s gonna be the love of my life:3

How tall are you? You wanted to ask how short I am?:D 1.58 cm is my height. 

Fave subject in school? ART, Literature, History, Geography (I once asked my Geography teacher where she would put Atlantis on the map:D)

Dream job? Artist. 

I tag: @glammoose, @puppycheesecake, @its-adrienpastel, @goamazons, @tzuhu, @aniraklova, @maladi777, @simstrouble, @susen70, @qdogsims, @bibidsims, @qrqr19, @poyopoyosim, @javitrulovesims, @oceanbornnomad

[agnelid]

15 questions for 15 mutuals

Thanks for tagging me! - @satellite-sims @vmsims23 @descendantdragfi

Are you named after anyone? - Probably not, at least they didn't tell me

When was the last time you cried? - I just now realized that I haven’t cried in a long time, that I can’t even remember.

Do you have kids? - not

Do you use sarcasm a lot? - Only in relation to myself

What sports do you play/have you played? - I do not play sports, although I think in the future I will do it

What’s the first thing you notice about other people? - It is difficult to answer, probably on the hairstyle and eyebrows, clothes. I especially stick on the eyebrows of men, for some reason they turn me on ... and nails! I also like men's hands.

Scary movies or happy endings? - Probably none of these

Any special talents? - Here I could sell myself, saying how much talent I have, but I don't know?? Basically, this is always work that I finish already at the beginning, if it is very difficult and something does not work out. Let it be vocals, poetry and perhaps screenshot processing, which I no longer do. And also the talent to burn your life.

Where were you born? - I was born and live in Russia in the Urals

What are your hobbies? - It always seemed to me that I had few hobbies, but when I leafed through the dating profiles, many noted such simple things there that it turns out that there are a lot of my hobbies, I just depreciated them. Sometimes I read books, sometimes I write poetry (although not always in rhyme), I go to vocals, I go for walks, sometimes I play sims, or other games, if my hands reach it. Sometimes once every hundred years I give myself and my sister a manicure.

Do you have any pets? - Personally, I don’t, but my family has a dog and a cat

How tall are you? - I'm not very lucky, I'm not tall - 1.65 cm

Fave subject in school? - Maybe it's math

Dream job? - The answer is depressing, I don’t know what to dream about ... There is a feeling that I will never find myself

Eye colour? - Brown

Tagging: @nectar-cellar @rollo-rolls @nemiga-sims-archive @sourlemonsimblr @auroraeternal @avirein @obscurus-noctem @you-will-never-find-me-anymore @heldhram @oddballik @hurricanesims @rheysimstuff @ktarsims @solori and anyone who wants to!

[introvertedfox]

15 Questions for 15 Mutuals

Thanks for the tag @cantseemtohide!! 🧡

Are you named after anyone? - Not that I know

When was the last time you cried? - Hum... I got a bit teary the other day when I saw a video of that scene in Homeward Bound... if you know you know xD (does it count?)

Do you have kids? - Nope.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? - Me? Sarcastic? No, never. xD

What sports do you play/have you played? - None? I played a few in school but never seriously. I've tried to learn archery though, but haven't touched my bow in ages.

What’s the first thing you notice about other people? - Eye color, I don’t know why but it’s the first thing I look at.

Eye colour? - Brown. But sometimes they’re green, or hazel,... depends on the light, really.

Scary movies or happy endings? - Happy endings, I can’t watch scary movies, just can’t xD

Any special talents? - I can draw and sculpt things, don't know if it counts as a special talent though.

Where were you born? - Central Portugal, that specific place that gets above 40ºC (104ºF) most summer days...

What are your hobbies? - Drawing, sculpting, gaming, reading, movies, series, legos, music...

Do you have any pets? - 1 dog, 2 cats, 1 turtle, 11 budgies, 10 cockatiels, 6 chickens, and 2 ducks

How tall are you? - My id card says I’m 1,67m (5'5''?)

Fave subject in school? - Arts and chemistry, but mostly arts xD

Dream job? -  I always wanted to be a vet and now I'm a software developer. But honestly, I would love to have an artsy job, either animator, illustrator, something like that...maybe someday

I will tag @kissalopa, @minty-plumbob, @nempne, @10000dreams, @strangetown-gaming, @plumbobster, @cyazurai, @simgrump-main, @asimofmanyhats, @stargazer-sims, @empireofellyria, @gerbits, @whyeverr, @purplishplumbob, @simatrix

Feel free to ignore if you already did this/prefer not to! 🦊

[ktarsims]

15 Questions for 15 Mutuals

I was tagged by @simstryingtheirbestok @mainlyjustthesims @spaceapples98 @agnelid @nocturnalazure @papermint-airplane and @samkat10423. Thank you! I feel popular. LOL

Answers below cut for those who prefer to scroll past.

1. Are you named after anyone?  I am. My middle name is my father’s first name, and my first name is a play on my mother’s middle name.

2.  When was the last time you cried? Within the last week sometime, probably. I cry when watching sad things sometimes, when I’m extremely frustrated, when I’m having an anxiety attack... you know, the usual.

3. Do you have any kids? Yes. Just one. Y’all have benefited from the tools he makes me to help me with my Sims 3 game.

4.  Do you use sarcasm a lot? Not really. When I do use sarcasm, I’m very careful with it, only using it with a small audience of people that I’m 100% sure will know that it’s sarcasm, or in an overly exaggerated way that I feel fairly certain cannot be misunderstood. I feel like sarcasm is an easy habit to fall into that often creates misunderstanding. My partner says I used to not use it at all, but nowadays I use it carefully.

5.  What sports do you play/have you played? The only sports I’ve ever played were the ones I was required to play in school. Then the asthma got bad, and I got a doctor’s note to be excused from PE class my last two years of high school, so no more sports for me. I do enjoy playing with a frisbee, ping pong, or badminton from time to time, but not as a sport, just as playing around. If you want to get serious about scoring, I’m out. That’s stress I don’t need.

6.  What's the first thing you notice about other people? I’m honestly unsure about this. The first thing I LOOK for is how they’re behaving towards the people around them. Polite, respectful? Helpful? Or if they’re not interacting with anyone, does their behavior seem normal and can I make a good guess as to what they’re doing or does it seem abnormal and possibly suspicious? Yes. I actually go through that sort of process with every person I encounter. Aside from simply being female, I also have an anxiety disorder, and I’m fairly asocial as a person, and due to life experiences, I think the scariest thing in the world is other people.

7.  Scary movies or happy endings? Happy Endings. I state this conditionally though, some movies are considered scary by some that I don’t really think are very scary? I mean, I watched Supernatural, and the original Firestarter is one of my favorite movies... so... but they do have good endings. Good endings are required. I will absolutely skip ahead to the end sometimes to make sure it has a good ending if I’m getting nebulous vibes about a show or book.

8.  Any special talents? I would say that I’m good at organization, but I’ve come to know some people in the simblr community that are WAAAAY more organized than I am. I’m great with sorting out a physical space though, and have sometimes been asked by friends who aren’t good at it to help them out.

9.  Where were you born? Long ago and far away... in the not so grand ol’ USA.

10.  What are your hobbies? Sims, Reading, watching various shows (sci-fi, fantasy, occult, and mystery themes), Pokémon games, occasional other RPG console or PC games, and sometimes DDO or LOTRO.

11.  Do you have any pets? Nope. I sometimes moonlight as a pet caretaker for people on vacation though, because I’m very good with animals. One of my friends dubbed me the ‘cat whisperer’.

12.  How tall are you? Short enough to be considered petite.

13.  Fave subject in school? Uh. I once took a class in business and psychology and I really enjoyed that. Otherwise... math and science maybe?

14.  Dream job? I have often thought over the years that being someone else’s personal assistant to keep them organized would be what I would excel the most at, but having looked at the job descriptions for some of those jobs, I’m less certain of that. For now, I’m just hoping to score a job I can do mostly from home.

15.  Eye color? I agree with @simstryingtheirbestok that these questionnaires sometimes tend to ask too much personally identifying information, or information that is commonly used in answering secret questions. However, in this case, having made a simself that’s been commonly shared here, my brown eye color isn’t a secret.

I don’t know if I can find 15 people to tag that haven’t done this, because I’ve seen hordes of these cross my dash in the last week, but... I’ll give it a go for at least five: @aisquaredchoco @cas-sims @sharssims @wannabecatwriter @nornities @blackbriarsraven @spnmoosejerk @id-element0 @chazybazzy @simlicious Okay, I made it to 10. Don’t feel obligated if these are not your thing, and if you do decide to do it, I do encourage you to exercise due internet caution when answering the questions.

[oldworldwidgets]

i have been THINKING about miss ginny lately especially since the new 76 update dropped, so heres a lil doodle my friend did of her!!! + her if she was a worm on a string, of course, and some in-game screenshots.

i am also using this as an opportunity to dump some lore under the cut :3 its a lot of words so prepare urself

ginny lore be upon ye:

Her full name is Virginia May Adler, but you can just call her Ginny. She's a 25ish (who's counting?) Appalachia native. Though she grew up in the Toxic Valley after she and her dad left the Vault, she now resides at her cozy camp in The Mire. She uses big guns, is covered in scars from all her forays into garbage dumps, and loves stuffed animals and Nuka-Cola Quantum more than most things.

Ginny is very bubbly and smiley. Human embodiment of :D. She’s the type of person that smiles at other people the very moment she sees them, just out of instinct. Seriously, she’s smiled at more Blood Eagles than she can count, and not because she can’t count very high. She can (INT 15 mf). Don’t worry – despite his hatred for the Eagles, Beckett still thinks it’s sweet.

Yeah, yeah, she’s dating her bartender. He moved right into her heart when he moved into her camp. He’s for sure very awkward about what he wants (her) and skirts the subject every time she brings it up, but she knows good and well by the way he settled himself into her camp (and the sweet things he says to her cat Krypto when he thinks she isn’t around) that he’s in this for the long haul. Plus, once they finally mow down the top-ranking Blood Eagles and save his brother from his otherwise-certain demise, he finally allows himself to open up to and fall for her.

She and Aries from Blue Ridge Caravan Company are inseparable. They met in Big Bend Tunnel. She and Beckett were hunting Blood Eagles, he was protecting his shipment from them. His dark, existential humor caught her attention immediately and, on the spot, he enlisted her into Blue Ridge.

She’s a scavver by trade, and a damn good one too. She picks up and stashes everything she sees, then determines its value only after she makes it home. She’s always excited and eager to buy, sell, and trade with anyone who asks, especially now that she's with Blue Ridge.

Since Beckett works the bar even when she’s away, he always catches word of the best weapons caches, armor drops, and any other rumors of note that might interest her. Only after a firm but loving warning and a promise that she’ll return to him before the street lights come on will he give her what she’s looking for. Oh, and the information too. WINK.

She’s also craaffttyyyyyy. She can make anything you could possibly need and more, just as long as she has some duct tape, a few loose screws, and a cartoon cloud of smoke.

She is terrified of heights. She also used to be terrified of animals, especially the ones with paws and claws as opposed to the ones with pincers, stingers, or poison glands. This changed after her dad came home with Krypto, her cat. She hated the thing at first, but when she lost her dad... Krypto was all she had left of him. Now, they can't live without each other.

She frankly does not care about radiation damage, diseases, mutations, etc at all. It’s inevitable in the life of a scavver. She’s probably had tetanus more times than she can count, but it’s never been a match for a disease cure or some brahmin milk. Plus, she kinda thinks it’s cool.

She used to be a natural blonde, but all the exposure to all the [gestures widely] in the wasteland (primarily radiation, but no one’s ever seen her in a gas mask or a hazmat suit – even in the ash heap region. The best she can do is pull her neck bandana over her nose when Beckett gives her his best sad eyes) eventually broke down all the melanin in her hair, leaving it white. Aside from all the junk that somehow always finds its way back in there, of course.

Beckett is the ONLY one that’s allowed to call her Gin and she only allows it because he’s a bartender. He also loooooves screaming “WEST VIRGIIIIINNNNNNNNIIAAAAA” to the tune of country roads (obviously) when he needs her attention and they’re not in the same vicinity, hence him sometimes calling her West Virginia.

After her long scavving or traveling days, Ginny likes to sit in Beckett’s lap on their front porch while he takes her hair down out of the updo of the day and picks out all the sticks and leaves. If a leaf falls from the tree above them, even if he has every opportunity to catch it before it lands in her almost-clean hair and ruins his hard work, he won’t. He'll do anything to keep her there just a little longer.

OKAY THANKS FOR READING LOVE U BYE

[rain-is-cool]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @littleeggrock !!!! I APPRECIATE IT!!!!!

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope!! But my middle name is from my great grandma on my dad’s side!

2. When was the last time you cried?

Probably a week or so ago at 3 AM because the thoughts at that late at night be wildinnnnn (but I also was abt to cry today because my head hurts so bad, but that’s basically everyday, I get headaches a lot)

3. Do you have kids?

Yep!! I have 2 children with my platonic husband!! (Their not actually my children, it’s a bit me and my friends have going on lmao their actually not even a year younger than me 💀)

4. What sports do you play/have played?

I played lacrosse for a year-ish and I almost joined a team for soccer and volleyball but didn’t end up committing to it so I never played

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Oh definitely, I love sarcasm, I also love tone tags for that reason to because it allows people to understand me better (and help me understand them lmao)

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Just anything I can tell without interacting with them really, how they look, who they’re talking to, do they seem serious or joking? Should I avoid them or is it ok to approach them? Stuff like that

7. What’s your eye color?

I was told when I was younger it was hazel but I personally think it’s more brown

8. Scary movie or happy ending?

Oh DEFINITELY happy ending, I can handle scary movies for the life of me 😭😭😭

9. Talents?

I can play the ukulele somewhat decently!! :]

10. Where were you born?

Ok don’t make fun of me for this but…. Florida

(Please help I hate it here)

11. What’s your hobbies?

Gaming, Reading, Music, Collecting rocks/sticks, learning abt Greek mythology, and a whole other things that would take to long to list lol

12. Do you have any pets?

YESSS I HAVE FIVE!!!!

(I’ve had a lot more in the past to lol)

Cat #1 A gray tabby cat named Stormie (she gets locked in the closet a lot but she’s the most social out of the 3 cats)

Cat #2 A black cat named Binx (yes from hocus pocus) he’s very fluffy and fat and the only one of the cats that will maybe scratch you

Cat #3 A calico cat named Vida (as in the Spanish word for “life”) she’s very skittish but a sweetheart 💙💙💙

Dog #1 A mini Australian shepherd named Hazel, she’s very skittish but very sweet once she warms up to you

Dog #2 A idfk-even-though-I’ve-been-told-and-he-does-have-a-specific-breed named Nico, he’s still a puppy so he’s very energetic, he’s also very social :]

13. How tall are you?

Short as fuck 😭😭😭

I’m 4’11 - 5” and I get bullied because of it (in a /aff way) all the time 😭😭😭

14. Favorite subject in school?

English/Language Arts/ELA ALL THE WAY

You know how people say there’s math gays and there’s English gays? YEA IM THE ENGLISH GAY (I’m currently failing math)

15. What’s your dream job?

To be a Veterinarian, to work at a music store, or to work at Barnes & Nobels :] !!!

TAGSSSSS: @asterssunzephyr @gh0stmythz and @okaioh Hiya guys!!! How are you?? :D

[alittlefrenchtree]

Get to know Me!

I'm a bit late but I've been tagged by @lfg1986-2 and @meraki-yao. Thank you, lovely people, for giving me a chance to talk about me (my favorite subject 🤓) 💜

Part 1: 

Last song: Spotify says Lips on you - Maroon 5 

Last film: High Strung, sadly 🥶

Currently reading:

Books : A biography of George Villiers and a French novel called Le dit du Mistral by Olivier Mak-Bouchard.

Fanfic : just starting the poem you make of me

Currently watching: a twitch stream on Lethal Company

Currently consuming: there is half a cup of cold black ‘winter granola’ tea to my right.

Currently craving: for old straight white men to do their job and do it correctly. And a rwrb sequel. And 3 to 5 post-canon fics in which Henry is forced to become King and he has to navigate his relationship with Alex at the same time.

Part 2:

1. Were you named after anyone? I don’t think so. I should have been named something else but friends of my parents had a child before I was born and named it that way so they changed their mind for me.

2. When was the last time you cried? Every time Alex and/or Henry is/are even slightly unhappy in a fic these days, so all the fucking time.

3.  Do you have kids?  I’ve adopted a 22-year-old Timothée Chalamet back in 2018 who has giving me enough headaches since then to feel legitimate to call myself a parent. (No, and I don’t want any).

4. What sports do you play/have you played?  I’ve played basketball for 7 years between 7 and 14. And Muggle Quidditch a few times as an adult 🤓

5. Do you use sarcasm?  In French, all the time. In English, it’s more delicate. 

6. What’s the first thing people notice about you?  How terrifying I am.

7. What’s your eye color?  Brown 

8. Scary movies or happy endings?  I still don’t get the point of most scary movies so I’m going to go with happy endings for now (ugh). But one day, I’ll understand scary movies. That the only thing about cinema that remains mysterious to me.  

9. Any talents? Being terrifying. I can write. And cook ok. 

10. Where were you born? Val-de-Marne, France. (Stayed there less than a week)

11. What are your hobbies? Reading. Writing. Playing video games. Watching people play video games. Watching tennis. Spending too much time on Tumblr. 

12. Do you have any pets?  My family has a cat who answers to no authority but mine (sometimes)

13. How tall are you? 159cm which apparently means 5’2” (I’m pocket sized)

14. Favorite subject in school? Depends on the year I guess. In middle school/junior high probably Maths, Biology and Sports.

 In High School probably Biology but then I kind of dropped it so German class because I was good at it at the time (I forgot everything tho) Literature and the idea of Philosophy. 

In college— I took a course where the thing to do was writing profiles and I love it so much it has kind of floated as a possible career for a while. Still does sometimes. I also took a course in a psychology department about social psychology I liked a lot. I had a lot of courses I liked actually but I remember more about the professors than the actual subject.

15. Dream job?  A writer living in Paris? Not in Paris actually, but I’m a basic bitch and and writing is like breathing to me.

Thank you again 🩷

[bruisedboys]

15 questions / 15 mutuals !! tagged by @thyme-in-a-bubble <3

1. are you named after anyone? no

2. when was the last time you cried? um. the day before yesterday?? I think

3. do you have kids? no but I wish. baby fever is hitting me hard at the ripe age of 19

4. do you use sarcasm a lot? no not really

5. what's the first thing you notice about people? the way they dress! or how pretty I think the are hehe

6. what's your eye color? dark brown!! boring ass eye colour

7. scary movies or happy endings? happy endings <3

8. any special talents? singing (hardly) and um. sewing? I don’t know 😭 writing I guess

9. where were you born? new zealand babyyyy

10. what are your hobbies? writing, reading, sewing, photography, listening to music (does that count. I guess I listen to a lot more music than the average normal person), thrifting (!!!! all my money is spent on this one), painting (I’m not good but I’m learning)

11. have you any pets? no :( I want a cat :((

12. what sports do you play/have you played? I am like the least sportiest person you will ever meet. I’m not exaggerating

13. how tall are you? 5”8 or 5”9 I don’t know somewhere around there

14. favourite subject in school? photography!!! and music

15. dream job? I don’t know 😭 maybe a florist I’d love to be a florist!!! but tbh I’d also settle for being a stay at home mum (controversial I know. but it’s my dream to be a mother)

no pressure tags! @forourmoons @wanturvideo @wolvisms @oncasette @vampieteeth @bcyhoods @rafesmuse @elliewlums @sp1rit-realm @spideystevie @fitzells @heartfucks @vnswrld @fleurfairie @sw34terw34ther

[deerlisteners]

get to know me tag game!!

ty for the tag @toedeodorant :-)

1. Are you named after anyone?

legally? no. casually? MANY people but i’m not gonna say who bc it’s embarrassing lmao

2. When was the last time you cried?

literally last night bc i finished cyberpunk 2077 for the first time. it was BADDDDD

3. Do you have kids?

i do not thankfully bc costs are insane!!!!! perhaps someday

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

i used to be VERY into track/cross country and swimming, and i played soccer and tennis! and then i became an animation student and now i do none of those things unfortunately

5. Do you use sarcasm?

on occasion B-)

6. What is the first thing you notice about people?

hair………. i have pretty bad face blindness AND i don’t like eye contact so i mainly identify people by their hair

7. What's your eye color?

grey

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

OK SO LIKE….. not to go off on a tangent. but i have something against the phrase “happy endings” bc that to me (alongside “sad endings”) feels like it’s describing something that the term doesn’t actually mean. does that make sense. i feel like in order for an ending to be Good it has to have elements of happy and sad, so any purely happy or sad ending feels lacking to me. also i LOVE horror so tldr scary movies

9. Any talents?

i am so good at falling asleep. i will fall asleep in less than twenty minutes. also i can recreationally dislocate my shoulders

10. Where were you born?

ontario, canada

11. What are your hobbies?

drawing obv. uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhh watching movies. i love watching things w other people and talking the whole time and discussing what we’re watching. also i can play a couple of instruments and i’m getting back into sewing w a friend :-)

12. Do you have any pets?

my parents have two foolish dogs and my roommate has one really weird cat so i am something of a pet nomad

13. How tall are you?

5’6/169cm

14. Favorite subject in school?

english or classics :^) i find it pretty easy to remember dates and i’m really really interested in history so i always enjoyed those classes! and obviously i like media analysis and also reading. so. but if we’re talking exclusively on a university level probably film studies is my favourite subject

15. Dream job?

on one hand i would absolutely love to be an indie webcomic artist full time!!! that’s the dream!!!!! on the other hand i’m literally built to be a blockbuster employee #borninthewronggeneration #oldsoul #justgirlythings

no pressure tagging @dragonheart1330 @theshortolivia @pirdmystery :-)

[susen70]

15 questions for 15 mutuals!

I was tagged by @wistfulpoltergeist (thank you 😊🤗)

Okay, let's see ...

1. are you named after anyone? I don't believe. My first name is French and there are several spellings. (Thank goodness - because 4 girls in the school class with the same first name was really exhausting. 🙄)

2. when was the last time you cried? I don’t know anymore.

3. do you have kids? Yes, one daughter (meanwhile 27 years old)

4. do you use sarcasm a lot? sometimes yes

5. what sports do you play/have you played? Uuh, as a kid/teenager a lot, but now ... nope - climbing stairs is enough at my age 😆

6. what’s the first thing you notice about other people? Eyes and facial expression

7. eye colour? a mixture of blue-grey-green

8. scary movies or happy endings? Hmm..., preferably animal and nature documentaries and/or interesting reports.

9. any special talents? I have many talents... and if I write them all down, I won't be finished tomorrow.

10. where were you born? Germany (former GDR)

11. what are your hobbies? Umm...many? For example: Sims play to relax, read interesting and exciting books, take photos on vacation and ... other minor hobbies.

12. do you have any pets? No. But I have a cute cat pillow on my couch. Does this count too? 🤔

13. how tall are you? 1,69 m

14. fave subject in school? Chemistry, history, geography and later... math (yes really Mathematic 😄)

15. dream job? Nothing special. But if I throw my experience and knowledge into a large soup pot and stir it very well, then the right dream job will surely come about. 😊

I'm tagging ... (... no idea) ... anyone, because I don't know who has already answered the questions. 😕😬

[jamgrlsblog]

15 Questions for 15 mutuals (thanks @parmejeannecheese for the tag!!)

Were you named after anyone? I’m pretty sure my mom got the idea for my name from a celebrity but I don’t know the celebrity

When was the last time you cried? Probably pretty recently? I’m guessing during a movie or show this week; I cry pretty often, so it’s hard to keep track 😂 (maybe while watching Love, Victor yesterday???)

Do you have any kids? No; maybe in the next few years? It is still a topic of discussion between me and Jam Man

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Not really? Maybe with Jam Man, idk, we tease each other a lot. But I tend to be the doe eyed genuine person in my friend groups. (Though if I’m talking politics… yeah, maybe pretty sarcastic then)

What sports have you played/do you play? In 8th grade I played basketball but I quit in the middle of the season 😂; I did a full season of cheerleading in 8th grade; and if you count dance- I started dancing in 2nd grade and I still do 😄 I’ve done tap, jazz, ballet, modern, hip hop, and contemporary, which is what I dance now

What’s the first thing you notice about other people? I have no idea, lol; faces, maybe?

What’s your eye color? Brown

Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings ☺️ I am a scaredy cat; I do like a little horror in my sci-fi/fantasy, explain that, haha, but I’m definitely not a horror movie person

Any special talents? I can do a one-handed cartwheel! Also, I can do the worm, but I never seem to find myself at a 90s dance party in which that skill is useful 🤔. I can also play a little ukelele and I think I’m a decent singer ☺️

Where were you born? Kansas City, Missouri, which I didn’t learn until I was about 10: my dad and his side of the family are Kansan, so my dad told me I was born in Kansas so I wouldn’t feel different 😂 I was shocked and betrayed when I found out- and sad that I wasn’t born in Kansas afterall, lmao.

What are your hobbies? Dancing, strategy board gaming, reading (including book clubbing!), writing fanfiction, and recently- learning to draw!

Do you have any pets? A tuxedo cat! He is very big- people often comment when they meet him and I am often surprised at how small other people’s cats are- and he is turning 7 this year, which according to the vet means he will officially be a senior cat 😭

How tall are you? 4’11”! One of my fun facts is that I am under 5ft tall, which always shocks people bc despite the obviousness of my extreme shortness, I think people are often surprised to find out someone is below 5ft

Favorite subject in school? As a scientist I should probably say science, but it was actually probably English; I always loved reading and writing!

Dream job? If I’m dreaming big, I would like to get out from under the oppressive thumb of capitalism, but barring that… probably a job where I’m doing a mix of environmental protection, environmental field work, and environmental education.

Fifteen mutuals: @saecookie @emberfaye @madeofmydreams @sungmee @waterofthemoon @sk3tchid @eveningstarcatcher @tawnyontumblr @freyjawriter24 @miss-minnelli @madquerade @send-me-off-to-sea @hotchocolatedictator @akinmytua2 @mllekurtz

[fictional-at-heart]

15 questions, 15 friends

1. Are you named after anyone? Yeah, kind of! My great papa’s name was Michael, and mine is Michaiah 🤗

2. When was the last time you cried? Monday night. I was really missing my nana😔💔

3. Do you have kids? Nope! I do be a single not married Pringle

4. What sports do you play/have you played? Um I play on the church softball team, does that count?

5. Do you use sarcasm? Pfft, it’s like breathing for me.

6. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their smile, I think

7. What is your eye color? Blue

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endiiiiingggggs

9. Any talents? I draw, write, and play piano

10. Were you born? U. S. Of A, baby! Any more specific than that or New York, well… you’d have to be muh bestie😝

11. What are your hobbies? Reading, drawing, writing…

12. Do you have any pets? Three cats: Eowyn, Sam, and Olive. Two dogs: Dov and Axl. Two fish: Harrison and Noodle

13. How tall are you? 5’5”

14. Favorite subject in school? Spelling

15. Dream job? Stay at home wife and mother🥰

I don’t know anyone to tag though… so if you see it and wanna do it, consider yourself tagged!

[sassyandclassy94]

15 Questions, 15 Friends

Tagged by: No one. But this is America. It’s a free country and I say, a girl can tag herself if she wants to.

1. Are you named after anyone? Yes. My middle name is Kathryn and I’m named after my Nana🥹💔

2. When was the last time you cried? When have I not cried is what I want to know😔

3. Do you have kids? Nnnope. In order to have kids I’d have to have a husband and at this point in my life, I don’t even have a boyfriend so🥹

4. What sports do you play/have you played? Zip. Zero. You are talking to a NERD, not an athlete. Though in a perfect world I would’ve loved to be an equestrian.

5. Do you use sarcasm? Only once every day and twice on Sundays😆

6. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their attitudes

7. What is your eye color? Brown

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings.

9. Any talents? I can write🤷🏻‍♀️ Does that count? Other than that….🥴

10. Where were you born? In the great U S of A, ladies & gents!

11. What are your hobbies? Writing, reading, coloring, collecting breyer horses

12. Do you have any pets? Yes! Two dogs, Axl & Dov. Three cats, Eowyn, Samwise, & Olive. Two betta fish: Harrison and Noodle (and yes, he is named after Harrison Ford before you even ask)

13. How tall are you? 5 foot 1 inch (there’s a quarter inch there last I knew. It counts.) When I was 10 the doctor said I wouldn’t grow past 4’11”. HA. God gave me two and a quarter EXTRA inches, Lady!! You were wrong!!

14. Favorite subject in school? Ugh, this was a long time ago, kids. Probably history, Bible, and vocab.

15. Dream job? Stay-at-home wife and mom. But when I was little I wanted to train killer whales. Sometimes too I wonder if I should’ve been a criminal behavior analyst…

Tagging: oh I don’t know… aside from @fictional-at-heart and @morningdawnbreaks I tag anyone who sees this that would like to do it. Consider yourself TAGGED🫶🏻