#I don’t care what dudebros say
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ppl trying to trick me into random fandom arguments that i don’t care about just because they felt like hating??? bro take your twitter bro arguments to twitter then tf is this my issue? get out of my comment section like huh 😭😭
#somebody seriously writing 10 comments about how natsuo is irrelevant and how everyone calls him “the irrelevant todoroki”#(you mean dudebros? go be part of them on twt like?!?!)#do i give afffff????#like i don’t understand this obsession with a side character being a side character????#“he didn’t push the plot forward” hE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO#“what did he ever do?” i am not gonna sit here and explain to you what his v obvious purpose in the story is#like this is obvious bait? and idk why you want to fight with someone specifically me cuz?!? i won’t#and they started this by saying “bad news for shignatsuo (the ship) cuz natsuo has a gf :( this sucks”#knowing they could get me with that cuz 😔 natsushig <3#and i just replied like yk canon doesn’t mess with shipping so dw about that#and then they just started saying how irrelevant natsuo is?!?! brother?!:/? if he is so irrelevant why are you so obsessed with him#(genuinly natsuo isn’t super important to the story but?:!:? wtf do u care smmm he is a side character??)
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adding ur tags cuz they’re so so so good too
i was on a "thinking about ryuk" kick earlier and. i get the appeal of saying he's the only one who sees light in his entirety — it makes perfect sense, he's the one who light monologues to about his grand plans, he's the one who light stays with practically 24/7 for five years — but i don't think it's completely true?
ryuk to me has this tendency to assume that light is straightforwardly malicious (see: he thinks light was lying when light says he'll avenge his father if soichiro ever gets killed by kira, he doesn't really get why light wants to do things like reveal his location to L until light explains he wants to eliminate L entirely, he takes the "i wish i had wings" thing seriously as though it's supposed to be part of light's Master Plan instead of a little quirk that light was clearly feeling vulnerable about, he's surprised when light isn't willing to kill sayu in the second arc). like there's real fondness for light in there as well, he congratulates light for getting into college for instance, but i don't really feel like ryuk has ever. understood him fully. he's trying, he gets better at it over time, but he does have a bias.
and i think, also, that this is because ryuk has another tendency to assume that light is just like him.
which makes sense, because light is the one who offers up "i was bored, too" as a genuine point of commonality between them. and then ryuk jumps to "you know, you'd make a really good shinigami!" and "hey light do you want the eyes" and then at the end "we eased each other's boredom for quite a while." he does notice when light is acting weird and tries to adjust his viewpoint (he goes ! when light starts doing his "i've never been so humiliated in my whole life" thing) but given that he only figures out light genuinely cares for his sister when he refuses to sacrifice her, after five years of watching this whole family dynamic, i don't think he ever actually gets there.
which is. sad. it's really goddamn sad. you know you're really fucked when even the demon haunting you can't figure you out
#death note#YES. thank you for saying my own thoughts for me#i was thinking about that comment too ahajkdkvajnsnd#i think the thing about ryuk is just that he’s not Invested in the Truth and Facts of reality enough to really wanna figure light out#he’s more like misa than L in that way like they#both see light in terms of what they Want to get from him#(entertainment + validation of her existence) but they don’t really Care enough to bother looking closer to see how that view might be#challenged even if they have the chance to (during the time skip etc)#also ur comment about ryuk seeing light like a stereotypical redditor dudebro is So on point that’s exactly it#and that they’re both unreliable narrators#idk ryuk isn’t evil or even necessarily malicious which is always interesting to me#but he’s definitely a somewhat Neutral party all things considered or at the very least chill with#throwing a golden apple into the crowd n then watching the war y’know#sigh. may be the shipper brain talking but i do think L is the person who Gets light the best#better than he even understands himself perhaps albeit still not in his entirety
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They’ve been tearing yuuji apart on twitter for the last 2 days now
#he’s a decent protagonist that’s my boy y’all just don’t understand#I can go on but what can you expect from dudebro anime fans I swear to god most of them only care about who can punch the hardest and this#and that and that’s it man#apparently ppl don’t like the narrative that gege chose to run with as far as having the adults take center stage in the story in favor of#not having to burden the child protagonist’s with the duty of saving the world and being hero’s (they already are part of the game so it’s a#little late for this now but you get what I’m saying) and ppl are talking about how yuuji sucks and hasn’t done anything noteworthy after#the shibuya arc 🫣… they don’t get how rare and risky it is as a narrative choice to have the MC act as a backseat driver to their own story-#nothing wrong with it and it’s even cooler when they’re a blank slate character like yuuji (similar to fsn shirou actually if you get me)#well he starts off as one and is still one since never learned much more about him as a character other than the things on the surface and#through other characters and I don’t think it’s really a form of bad writing when a character is written for that purpose#it’s risky but it’s not impossible#yuuji is a really enjoyable mc actually and I get the slander but most of these ppl are just being annoying about it lol#like okay#my current issue is the doo doo level pacing of the manga as of late… at this rate we will never get anymore development for#characters like yuuji if gege continues to speed run his own story into the ground like he doesn’t care about it anymore#like it’s so bad bro omg#the pacing went to hell directly after shibuya man that’s when the story never had any misses lol#oh well#but anyway#I’m a yuuji celebrator I am rooting for him 👍🏾#rambling
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Look, Vergil is my favorite character of all time, but to excuse his actions just cuz you like him is genuinely dumb.
The creator of the netflix dmc show (Adi Shankar) is on twitter making posts about “Vergil was right” “hes too powerful to care about child support” or my least favorite thing he’s said:
THE FUCK YOU MEAN PROTECTING THE UNIVERSE FROM COLLAPSE??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS THINKING ABOUT “reuniting the Sparda bloodline” HE WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT AT ALL!!!!
Vergils flaws are what make him an interesting character, his main flaw is that he’s so motivated by fear that he can’t think about anything else. He can’t move past what happened to him when he was eight.
Vergil caused mass deaths of innocent life in both 3 and 5. He was too focused on gaining power to consider or care the amount of people that would die in the crossfire. It’s not like he went out of his way to kill people he just didn’t care if people did die.
The entire reason Dante wants to fight Vergil at the end of 3 and in 5 is because he wants to stop him. “My soul… is telling me to stop you!” Y’all glance over this quote from 3 too much. “Soul” in the context of dmc3 clearly refers to the characters goals and morals, clearly. So Dante saying his soul wants to stop Vergil is clearly because of his character development in 3 and learning to care about humanity, he doesn’t want Vergil doing these things that cause human death.
Vergil doesn’t just cause the deaths of a few people here and there you do realize that right??? When he raised the temen ni gru in 3 and when he grew the qliphoth tree, A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED. Way more in 5 than in 3, in 5 we get to actually see civilians get murdered too.
Vergil is NOT a good person. He does NOT care about protecting innocent people he doesn’t know. Vergil only thinks about his own fears and trauma since he is so blinded by it. He’s never been a good person. Also, just because someone is super powerful doesn’t mean their better than others, that’s the most dudebro power-scaling bullshit I’ve heard in my life.
Also a reminder that Vergil had no idea that Nero existed, but considering he’s “abandonment” as a child and being forced to learn to protect himself and having the quote of “Without power you cannot protect anything.” I think it’s safe to assume that of he did know Nero existed he would both protect him and teach him to protect himself, he wouldn’t willingly abandon his own child unless he thought Nero would be better off that way. I don’t know how anyone could see that differently.
#dmc#devil may cry#vergil#dmc vergil#dante dmc#dmc dante#netflix dmc#devil may cry vergil#dante devil may cry#vergil devil may cry#devil may cry dante#dmc nero#nero dmc#nero devil may cry#devil may cry nero#character analysis#vampy rambles yet again no one is surprised
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alright i ranted about this on twitter but lowkey i want to see what people on tumblr have to say bc i havent really seen anyone talk about this. though lowkey someone probably already has.
has anyone else noticed a trend in the bkdk space on tiktok of people really insisting that ‘BakuDeku🧡💚’ and ‘bkdk’ are two completely different things? because i have, and i don’t get it.
according to these people, ‘BakuDeku🧡💚’ is the version of bkdk where people mischaracterise them, sexualise them, and are overall ‘weird’ and ‘cringe’. they think it’s problematic. meanwhile, ‘bkdk’, the one they identify as, is ‘according to canon’ and is the ‘slowburn’, ‘right way of shipping bkdk’ and theyre not ‘weird’ or ‘cringe’.
to me, when people say this, it feels like a way to split the fandom up and appear more likable to dudebros and antis. its an ‘us vs them’, its a ‘we’re better than those weird shippers, we’re normal’ thing. and. it really doesn’t make any sense. absolutely no one has used ‘BakuDeku🧡💚’ as a way to display their preferences or opinions or anything,,, it’s just the extended ship name with an emoji combo. this ‘divide’ doesn’t exist, it was invented solely by the self proclaimed ‘normal bkdks’. and they make SUCH a big deal out of this.
the dudebros aren’t going to like you any better because you ship bkdk in a ‘normal’ way. the antis aren’t going to be kinder to you just because you’re not as ‘weird’ as the rest of us. you are in fandom. fandom is weird. it’s been weird since its conception. by splitting fandom up into categories, you are encouraging negativity to sprout up and you are pressuring yourself and other people to stay in the realm of ‘normal’… aka… making fun of other shippers for not being ‘normal’, or being cringe. or staying in the puritanical mindset that anything involving fictional characters doing anything more than kissing is harmful and bad and apparently super bad morally.
be cringe. be free. no one fucking cares. don’t be scared of other people having silly fandom fun. don’t be scared to have silly fandom fun yourself. once you stop hating, and stop caring about the haters, the internet is so much more enjoyable.
#bkdk#bakudeku#dkbk#dekubaku#bnha#mha#ktdk#dkkt#katsudeku#dekukatsu#izkt#izukatsu#decchan#the invention of tiktok caused devasting effects to the human race#ill prolly reblog this later showing some of the comments these people made because a lot of it is HILARIOUS
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As our chat comes to a close, I ask one last question: What’s up with all the homoeroticism in My Chem’s live show when, most nights, mixed in with the scene kids, they’re playing to a bunch of dudebros? After cracking up, Gerard answers honestly and passionately. “That’s the idea; that it’s an audience full of dudes. And if we can make them understand us, I think it will make them more open-minded people. And I think the most fulfilling thing about this tour has been that single thing. Like we love playing for our kids, but to play for a guy with no shirt on and a backwards baseball hat who would probably beat the crap outta me…but maybe not, cause that’s generalizing and I don’t want to generalize, but if you make that person say ‘You know what? I don’t know if this dude is gay or straight, and I actually don’t care because these guys are just going for it, and I could accept this guy, and I could accept all these guys on stage’, then that’s a great thing. And that’s actually why we’ve done a lot of the homoerotic stuff that we’ve done on stage throughout the years, cause it started in the basements, it started cause of a similar type of people coming to those shows. And it’s all about changing that perception, you know, and pushing the envelope in that regard. Yeah, there’re a lot of radical ideas out there and up on that stage and I think that’s why it’s really fulfilling, you know?” As we talk a bit more about it, I mention the infamous kiss between him and guitarist Frank Iero. “You know, it’s not a real common thing, we’ve been doing that kind of thing…not much…I seriously think it’s happened 5 times, in our entire…” “But now it’s been Youtubed,” I cut in. “Yeah,” says Way sheepishly, “Now they’ve made it a big deal. It’s not the kind of thing that was done for publicity. It’s done for the same reason that you would put on a slightly sexy or homoerotic show, like you’re trying to push that type of notion. And actually the main idea behind it is that if it makes people angry who just can’t accept that kind of thing, then that’s great. That’s actually what you want to do. But sometimes, honestly, what it is, is that you get caught up in a moment, and you’re thinking to yourself ‘What is the one thing right now that’ll just really aggravate every homophobe in the audience?’ and you just get caught in this moment, you just do it. Sometimes there’s not even that much thought behind it, it’s just like ‘I’m just gonna put my hand down this guy’s shirt’ and it’s more for me, it gets me really amped.”
(2008)
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Hewoo, In light of the beach episode RSS is preparing for us, I wanted to ask if you could write how the LIs would react to seeing the MC for the first time in a bathing suit and discovering the have a spine tattoo (star and moon inspired).
Hope your doing well :3
Hi hii!! I tried to made this in a way that can be interpreted both romantically and platonically :))
Ais
✩ I–don’t–care–that–I’m–banned–from–the–beach–take–me–with–you
✩ Motherfucker wants them to put on a show “since I can’t tag along.”
✩ W̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ h̶i̶m̶ d̶r̶o̶p̶ o̶n̶ h̶i̶s̶ k̶n̶e̶e̶s̶ t̶h̶e̶ m̶o̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ h̶e̶ s̶e̶e̶s̶ t̶h̶e̶m̶ i̶n̶ s̶w̶i̶m̶w̶e̶a̶r̶
✩ PRAISES PRAISES PRAISES
✩ When he first gets a glimpse of the tattoo, he slowly walks towards them to investigate
✩ “Bold sparrow…”
✩ He’d lean down to admire it, close enough for him to see every detail but far enough so that he isn’t invading the MC’s personal space
✩ “Hm…” *poke poke poke*
✩ He’d then sneakily wrap his arms around them and pull them flush against his chest, his head coming to rest on top of their shoulder
✩ “You look damn good.”
Kuras
✞ If he holds something, it’s now on the ground. A very permanent blush creeping up his neck to decorate his cheeks.
✞ He opens his mouth, and closes it again, before letting his eyes roam up and down their body for a fraction of a moment.
✞ He coughs. Then, with what looks like effort, he looks away.
✞ He shifts, leaning against the side of the nearest object that can hold his weight and crosses his arms.
✞ The look in his eyes when he sees the tattoo can only be described as intense curiosity.
✞ He steps closer. A hand reaches out, brushing over the dark ink staining their bare back. He pauses.
✞ As if he can’t help himself, he trails a finger down the length of their spine. His touch is light, barely there, as the callused pads of his fingers skim over the design.
✞ His lips part as if he’s holding back words that are trying to force their way out of his mouth. He swallows, an almost imperceptible action.
✞ Suddenly, he seems to remember himself. He steps back.
✞ All while staring at their back as if it held the secrets of the universe.
Leander
🗡 Another I’ll–join–you–no–matter–what dudebro
🗡 His eyes wide in surprise, a faint blush creeping onto his cheeks and ears
🗡 A low whistle escapes his lips, eyes lingering on the tattoo on their spine.
🗡 Another touchy boy. His hands immediately reach out to trace the intricate design, feeling the slight bump of the ink against his fingertips, the symbols seemingly drawing him in.
🗡 “When did you get this? …I’m sure I'd remember that sight and every inch of it.”
🗡 “It really suits you! :D”
🗡 When he lifts his gaze, his eyes tell a whole different story
🗡 He’s looking at them intently, searching for something, any answer for questions he doesn’t care asking and isn’t willing to pay back for.
🗡 "Another little hidden secret of yours..." His knuckles graze the skin, every touch almost electrifying "I like it."
🗡 “Y̶o̶u̶ k̶n̶o̶w̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ j̶u̶s̶t̶ m̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ m̶e̶ w̶a̶n̶t̶ t̶o̶ s̶e̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶ m̶o̶r̶e̶, r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶?̶”
🗡 "Sorry, got a bit carried away there.” He clears his throat and chuckles nervously, but his hand still doesn't move from the MC's back.
Mhin
🕊 Jaw? On the floor. Eyebrows? Reaching their hairline. Ears? Tomatoes. Body? Frozen. Hotel? Trivago.
🕊 “Oh… Oh…”
🕊 The inhale following is sharp; it could cut a fucking Soulless in half without effort
🕊 They seem almost entranced by the sight of it.
🕊 Even when they regain their composure, their eyes keep darting back to the design.
🕊 Nonchalantness, casualness and apathy have evaporated from their vocabulary
🕊 They want to ask questions but don’t want to seem too interested.
🕊 They take a few steps closer without realizing, their expression faltering for a brief moment.
🕊 "It... It looks really good." They finally say, their tone almost begrudgingly sincere.
🕊 T̶h̶e̶y̶ m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ b̶e̶ c̶o̶n̶s̶i̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ g̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ o̶n̶e̶ o̶f̶ t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ o̶w̶n̶
Vere
✦ He blinks for a terrible, long moment, before his lips are morphed into a smirk
✦ He hums in interest, tilting his head to the side slightly.
✦ "Well, now, that's quite a lovely piece of art.”
✦ He takes a step closer to them his fingers tracing the outline of the tattoo.
✦ One would expect him to be teasing, scratching around, but his touch turns out gentle, careful
✦ He seemed lost in thought for a bit, his expression softening slightly
✦ before he stiffens and his gaze darkens, pink eyes now almost glowing
✦ If they try to move away at that point, they’d be stopped by the firm grasp he has around their nape, his hot breath fanning over their ear dangerously.
✦ “"It looks good on you…” He compliments, the words drawn out, voice so low it’s practically a pur. “Mind if I take a closer look?”
✦ "I̶ w̶o̶n̶d̶e̶r̶… h̶o̶w̶ f̶a̶r̶ d̶o̶w̶n̶ i̶t̶ g̶o̶e̶s̶...?̶"
#verewrites#red spring studios#touchstarved#touchstarved game#touchstarved headcanons#ais#ais headcanons#ais touchstarved#touchstarved ais#vere#vere touchstarved#touchstarved vere#vere headcanons#mhin#mhin headcanons#mhin touchstarved#touchstarved mhin#kuras#kuras touchstarved#touchstarved kuras#kuras headcanons#leander#leander headcanons#leander touchstarved#touchstarved leander#leander x mc#kuras x mc#vere x mc#mhin x mc#ais x mc
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its funny that honestly a lot of the ck redditors are like openly acknowledging that robby was assaulted. like. some of the fans most interested in just powerscaling and how “badass” each character is + uninterested in the character’s arcs or lives Are able to see the zara/robby scene for what it was. Like I was scared they would be victim blaming him for it, and honestly, if robby was a woman, they probably would have. bc of the atmosphere the writers have cultivated in ck fandom spaces outside of tumblr. genuinely disgusting and makes me sick to think about. but the writers can’t see it even when the dudebros are able to be like hey that was SA??!?!
Yeah it’s crazy, I bit the bullet earlier and looked at reddit wanting to know what people outside of my insular tumblr bubble were saying, and was pleasantly surprised to see that at least on reddit most people were at the very least calling it tactless and unethical, if not straight up assault. I knew from the minute it happened the writers did not consider it assault, but what Hayden wrote was so callous and cruel and so, so harmful. And tbh I don’t believe that they just don’t see it. They wrote that scene in a very specific way. With even the smallest tweaks it would be a lot more dubious, but they actively chose to write it like this. And I just do not believe that these writers would ever have written it like this between Tory and Kwon, or Sam and Axel. So they know exactly what is they did, they just don’t fucking care. Which is honestly worse imo. Like it’s not that they think it’s assault when it happens to a girl but not a guy, it’s that they clearly don’t think it’s wrong period, but know they wouldn’t get away with it the other way around. It’s despicable
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This will be my one and only post about this subject: why do I say that Charlie Vickers trolls the fandom, from time to time?
Because not only he’s a great actor (and if he doesn’t get any award nominations for Season 2 is a massive crime; his performance was outstanding), but he also studied everything about Sauron in order to play him in “Rings of Power”. I’m talking books, notes, letters, everything he could get his hands on. He knows this character extremely well and this is obvious in his performance (which is very in line with what Tolkien himself wrote), but also with many things he says in his interviews (I’m thinking about the one time he said there is debate if Gollum can actually be considered a hobbit or not; this alone tells me Charlie knows his Tolkien, and he’s up to date with Tolkien scholars thesis).
I don’t know the logistics of Amazon deal with Tolkien estate, because it appears very one-sided, with Tolkien estate controlling what Amazon can get their hands on to produce and write the show, but maybe the actors can access material from there too? I don’t know, I’m spitballing in here.
Not even the anti “Rings of Power” crowd can deny Charlie’s talent and how he’s the perfect cast for Sauron, because he’s absolutely nailing the role. His performance is insanely good, and I can’t praise him enough for his work. Awards be rigged if he doesn’t get the recognition he deserves. This was truly his season (alongside Charles Edwards, Sam Hazeldine and Robert Aramayo; to me these were the top and strongest performances this season).
Anyway, from Charlie’s interviews is also clear he has a very dark and sarcastic sense of humor (which I love, by the way), with joking about killing other characters and the human sacrifices in Númenor, among others things. Hence my use of the word “trolling”.
In one recent interview, Charlie said he doesn’t know how the next seasons will actually go, story-wise. He talks about having a “map” on his mind due to his readings, and he’s being honest, because “Rings of Power”, indeed, diverges from what’s considered by many as “Tolkien canon” (I won’t get into canon vs. legendarium debate here).
I don’t know how these interviews are suppose to work; if the actors have guidelines in what they can and cannot say; or if it’s totally up to them. Either way, Charlie can’t go around and “spill the beans” and spoiling the story (especially the bits that aren’t in what Tolkien wrote). This should be obvious, but apparently it isn’t. And every time I write something about Charlie “trolling” endless posts “coincidentally” appear in the Haladriel tag on how we must be nice to Charlie.
And I’ll say this, and I don’t even care about sounding offensive here or not; this infantilization of a married man in his 30s, is bizarre. Charlie is a few months younger than me. He’s not a child actor nor a teenager who needs to be “protected” or “sheltered” from certain interviewers’ questions (as I’ve seen getting thrown around) nor from the fans’ opinions of him (especially when these aren’t negative). You should take that crusade to the actual anti-RoP and dudebros crowd. They are the ones who don’t want the show to succeed, and want it cancelled.
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Just a little rant about HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE NARUTO FANBOYS OH MY GAAWWWDDDD besides the obvious reasons (homophobia, misogyny, incels) they worship the shit outta the worse characters ever like Shikamaru and Itachi and Hinata. Like I just saw on the Naruto Reddit (my fault, I know, but I searched something up about Naruto and the first link discussing that was Reddit) and they all used that stupid dumbass filler where Shikamaru was asking his dad about Naruto and why everyone hates him and how he doesn't hate him (even tho in CANON he did 😤) and they all said not only is he a better friend to Naruto than Sasuke ever was but (here we go again) Sasuke's more of a brother 🙄 and they also said Sasuke treated Naruto like trash and was the worst friend 🤦🏻♀️ like it's so insane to me the dudebros lack of brain and reading comprehension. Like how do you as a grown ass man not know the difference between what's actually real and what's not about what you're watching? Or maybe it's that they just hate Sasuke so much and how much Naruto loves him and keeps talking about him and how he's his best friend in canon (he said it way too much for me to believe that even these ugly incels couldn't understand) that they'd rather give the credit to someone else that isn't a threat and doesn't make Naruto act borderline homosexual. Oh and they obviously ignore Shikamaru's blatant misogyny and still consider him the best thing ever because why would they care 🙄 anyway end rant, sorry. I just hate this fandom 😭 I stay on my side of things mostly (well, other than this one time. But when I do I just rant about it to someone and move on)
Ah yeah it’s frustrating isn’t it?
I think it’s obvious if you’ve read the Manga. I wonder if they’ve only seen the Anime and just don’t bother checking what is canon first. So much is changed from Kishimoto’s original. (Has anyone seen that twt discussion on filler? I’d love to read your opinions on it.)
I mean, Hinata’s supposed backstory with Naruto is just ridiculous, but I don’t understand why people think Naruto was friends with any of them? Even if it’s shown in filler that Naruto was around them or they asked their parents about Naruto... what makes fans say they were friends?
Sasuke was the only one who acknowledged Naruto with a smile and they weren't even friends until much later.
Right before the exams, Shikamaru tells team 7 not to die. Not because he’s worried for them, but because he believes they’re not capable, largely because of his lack of faith in Naruto. While Naruto calls them idiots and insults both Shikamaru and Hinata as he introduces them to the reader.
'A big mouth idiot' and a 'weirdo' (I believe he actually also called her creepy but I can't find the translation, but remember when Kushina told Naruto not to go for a weird girl? She used the same words xD) And then Shikamaru immediately wanted to target Naruto in the forest of death.
Had either of them at any point been friendly to Naruto or whatever, then we would’ve known here and Naruto wouldn’t have insulted them like he did (as is his right) because he craved a connection more than anything. It’s ridiculous how the Anime at times just blatantly ignores the lonely misery Naruto had to grow up in (ALONE) in favor of these other characters. As if sugarcoating that would make any of them look less bad. And don't get me started on Hinata during that written test because it's no wonder Naruto got so confused and didn't trust her "kindness".
Regardless, I think a lot of Naruto-fans who tend to glorify any of these friendships and extending it for what it is largely do so because they side with a narrative regarding the system and don't get why Sasuke (and others) challenged it in the first place. Brushing it off like it was some evil, selfish thing. I personally like Shikamaru's development and who he is as a character in the end because him showing change might've been very helpful in actually changing the system had they worked towards that. But you know... we'll never know.
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what's the episode where they talk about imposing rules on their friendship (not talking during vacation, not meeting up in NC, ignoring each other at the supermarket and physical touch)
Sorry for the late answer. I have answered such asks so often with explaining my very genuine inability to track down things I remember they have definitely said in the past so this time I tried REAL hard and I was able to semi-answer lol
The alarms go off and seat belt are in this episode:
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For the longest time I was certain that them talking about avoiding each other in vacation extremely was also in this episode but by skipping through moments I wasn’t able to find it. Perhaps it is there indeed but I missed it. If it’s not there, it’s still in a 2017 or early 2018 episode although I know this doesn’t help much.
By the way, going back to it again, I have new thoughts about it.
Rewatching this episode brought back memories of the “Why people think we are gay” episode last year. They basically say exactly the same stuff and ironically there are still the same contradictory elements about them. We’re talking about a 5.5 years time gap.
They say how they are not expressive and affectionate at all and how they don’t touch, they don’t have conversations about feelings and so on. The level of loyalty between the two episodes could easily make me conclude that this is simply the truth. And in a way I think it is a little true, although it comes with hilarious contrast with, say, Rhett’s frequent jabs that Link’s touches are inconsiderate.
But there’s so much that doesn’t make sense. Granted, Rhett and Link’s friendship is a little strange but still. In 2018, they explain that the reason they don’t text is because they consider it a corruption of true face to face communication. They say they don’t hug or touch and all that because they are so much like “one unit” that it feels redundant like “do you hug your mirror”? In 2023 they say instead how this is a trademark of stereotypical dudebro friendships like theirs and delicately imply how the years of anti-gay brainwashing in their youth still makes them slightly uncomfortable in the way they navigate their friendship. I believe this is a more realistic interpretation.
Both versions however simply do not go well with the years 2018-2019 of Link complaining that Rhett was not in touch with his emotions and did not open up to him because in these podcasts Link acts like a dudebro as much as Rhett. It doesn’t go well with the email Link sent to Rhett (was he about to end the friendship over not going fishing together often or what) or Rhett later crying over it or Link always being on the verge of breaking whenever it is mentioned or whenever Rhett expresses his care for him. It doesn’t go well with one time Rhett semi-honestly semi-jokingly said that even when they don’t drive to work together they still talk on the phone. (I think this doesn’t apply anymore but it did for a while or for some occasions, around 2020 I believe).
And even on its own it remains weird - why would it set off alarms that your best friend hugs you or helps you with your seatbelt. There are only two explanations: either you worry it means the friend will ask a favour or is preparing you for some nasty news, which suggests the friendship is not all that strong after all. Or, still, that you worry a hug or a touch in the car can lead to something unpredictable. Given the context of when this podcast is released I always thought these were the rules of restricting themselves from their affair (the forbidding of interacting during vacation even when in the same area definitely is) but the alarm setting ones could also be more generalised after all, meaning, it could have always been the case, it could have always been a concern in their minds “Why Rhett / Link was particularly affectionate / very helpful / touchy feely today? Does it mean something?”.
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I have Stephanie brainrot today so here’s a snippet from the social media au that I started writing instead of doing all the packing and move out cleaning stuff I need to do by the end of the week. I call it: “The Fakers in LA”
Stephanie may never have gotten the hell out of Hatchetfield, were it not for a cheap USB microphone that she purchased with cash at the only electronics store in town, a decade old laptop that her father refused to replace and a singular, highly controversial question: is Peanuts the pocket squirrel overrated? The second she posed it and put it out to the public, she knew the townspeople were going to be out for blood. That was the point. See, she’d lived seventeen years being told exactly what to do and how to do it, constantly hounded about the company she kept and her grades and extracurriculars and any time she even got in a little bit of trouble at school. Her entire goddamn life perpetually revolved around the next election and how her actions could reflect poorly on her father and hurt his chances. He wasn’t going to tell her what to do anymore, she decided, and she wasn’t going to bend over backwards to protect his precious public image. In fact, she was going to do the worst thing imaginable to it. She was going to start a podcast. She was already trading crypto and chugging lukewarm PBR at parties, anyway. Why not become even more of a dudebro?
When she uploaded her hour of rambling about how she thinks people just say they love Peanuts the pocket squirrel because everybody else does and they don’t have the critical thinking skills to form their own opinions (and also that the problematic dog, who was, at that point, embroiled in controversy for chasing the squirrel up a tree and leaving her trembling in fear for hours, wasn’t as bad as people were making him out to be), she learned the golden rule of content creation, which has guided her career since and gotten her everything that she has. If something pisses people off, they’ll engage with it. Deep down, they know the inner peace they could find if they just left it alone and looked for something they do like, but they’ll engage with it anyway. Humans are self-destructive like that. They’ll hate watch it, they’ll leave angry comments, other people will leave angry comments in response to their angry comments and claim that they’re overreacting, making them respond angrily again and continuing the cycle until they both find something else to be pissed about and start over. Sometimes the debate even rages on in commentary videos, bringing even more attention to the original video. In short, controversy guarantees engagement and engagement pleases the almighty algorithm, attracts more views and keeps the fat paychecks coming.
The people of Hatchetfield loved that damn squirrel - still do, although she’s since passed on. Stephanie didn’t travel home for the funeral, but on her bi-annual obligatory phone call to her father, he told her that he declared a day of mourning and they closed off every major road for the procession. There’s a viral clip of Dan Reynolds and Donna Daggit breaking down on camera and sobbing in each other’s arms as they reported the news, which broke containment and became a fluff piece for several major news networks, bringing rare national attention to the tiny town. By then, Lauter is Hotter had taken off and Stephanie had moved somewhere that big news networks care about all the time, not just when newscasters cry over the loss of a celebrity squirrel.
Really, her move to LA would never have been possible without Peanuts or her hometown’s unexplainable, rabid obsession with that squirrel. Even if she didn’t travel home to pay her respects (it’d take a hell of a lot to get her to set foot in Hatchetfield again), Stephanie figures she owes Peanuts some sort of sendoff. Raising a glass to her extraordinary life and legacy at this trendy, viral rooftop bar where the gimmick is that all the drinks are glittery is as good as any.
It’s a huge, sprawling space, surrounded by a glass railing. The seating is exclusively wooden picnic tables and on top of each one sits a mason jar centerpiece, complete with a little twine ribbon around the opening and some fresh “wildflowers” that probably actually came from a florist that charges several hundred dollars per bouquet. Rows of string lights hang above them, casting a warm, yellow glow. Stephanie guesses they were going for a rustic farmhouse sort of vibe, but the wood that makes up the tables is perfectly shiny and smooth, not a splinter or a profane carving in sight and the servers are walking around in perfectly pressed suits. It clashes with the decor, as do the sparkly drinks. Stephanie’s no interior decorator, but wouldn’t a pink, girly, Barbie-esque theme have been way more cohesive?
The cocktails taste downright disgusting, in her opinion, but they’ll make for some great Instagram pictures and once she’s a few drinks deep, she starts to get a nice buzz going and isn’t as concerned with the taste. Sparkly pink vodka is just as effective for getting drunk as the regular stuff, even if the additional sugar and whatever other crap is in there to make it look like that promises a gnarly hangover. She’ll just make sure to chug some Liquid IV before she goes to bed tonight.
She throws back the twenty-five dollar affronts to the craft of mixology in part to tolerate her present company. As much as she’d prefer to drink alone, she brought along one of her shithead industry friends and his bitchy cameraman. Much like her, controversy is his bread and butter, but he pisses people off in person and online with his stupid ass pranks rather than hiding behind the camera and microphone with inflammatory guests and topics like Steph does. There’s a surprisingly large overlap between the people who unironically like Lauter is Hotter and Max’s fans, so they get pretty good engagement whenever they post together. Their public friendship has done both of their channels a lot of good and every once in a while, she does enjoy his company. He can be funny. Just nowhere near as often as he thinks.
She doesn’t believe in fate, but sometimes she wonders if that’s what brought them together. Nobody ever makes it out of Hatchetfield, so what were the odds that they both did and they both ended up here, in the same line of work, no less? What’s really wild is that Richie did, too. And that she never crossed paths with either of them the entire time she lived there, Max because he was busy terrorizing every nerd, dweeb and loser at Sycamore and Richie because he fit into all three of those categories, so even though he went to Hatchetfield High, he flew under Steph’s radar. They probably talked at some point. If they did, Stephanie doesn’t remember.
Max may have learned over time not to reflexively yell, “Fuck Clivesdale!” or refer to soda as pop, just as Steph did, but some old regional habits die hard and a single, stoic tear rolls down his face when Stephanie semi-seriously makes her toast to Peanuts. In fairness, he’s also a few drinks deep. He hastily wipes it away with the back of his hand, before anybody can see or, God forbid, snap a picture. Richie rolls his eyes. He briefly meets Steph’s and she can see the flicker of exasperation in them, but there’s a fondness there, too. He sets down his glass of ginger ale and pat’s Max’s hand. He’s not much of a drinker; he’ll tell anyone who will listen that he takes his craft of filmmaking seriously because somebody has to and he has to keep his mind sharp. It’s a little obnoxious, but Steph will gladly accept the de facto designated driver. She can afford Lyfts and Ubers just fine, but some semblance of her small town paranoia has stuck with her and she’s not crazy about getting in the car with a complete stranger, even if they have maintained a five star rating and passed a background check.
“It’s so hard to believe,” Max says with a sniffle. “First Betty White, now Peanuts? Give a guy a break.”
“Fuck, Max, don’t remind me that Betty White’s dead! Now I need, like, two more drinks to forget, minimum!” She’ll have to remember to at least film a brief Instagram reel with him later so this counts as collaborating on a video and she can write this bar tab off as a business expense. Being a podcaster fucking rules.
#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield fanfic#stephanie lauter#max jagerman#richie lipschitz#social media au#tw alcohol#tw drinking
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community characters according to how i see them treated by fans but its all the worst possible ways ive seen them
abed. either infantilized to all hell and back or called a complete sociopath with no empathy selfish Dick no in between. these takes are both horrible.
jeff. stripped of all nuances and used a pseudo “literally me guys!” character for dudebros who think that Yes, leading on an 18 year old when you’re like What About 40 is a good idea and totally not Nasty Gross
britta. either irrelevant because she’s britta and We Don’t Care About Her She Sucks! or just used as endless fodder to make “Oh Brittas In This???” jokes, the most Original joke in the fandom Ever/j. annie. people who sexualize her Especially like older men who make “oh Annie’s pretty young 😏😏😏😏 😉 😉” jokes. i am going to kick your face i hate those jokes
pierce: Does Anyone like pierce??? if you do i have nothing to say to you. shirley: either completely overlooked or just mentioned as being Annoying Christian Lady. for shame that the writers didn’t give shirley as many plotlines after a certain point because maybe then this wouldn’t happen. and Maybe if the writers gave us more jeffshirley we could have gotten something good but Naur
troy: characterized only as being Abeds Boyfriend who exists only to Serve Abed as a Character and his whole arc revolves around him and Abed like you know oh its Barbie and Ken it’s Troy and Abed they can’t be individuals for more than Two Seconds and not being His Own Person which the show Totaaalllly didn’t have a whole arc about why this is a bad idea and how the idea of trobed Gay and Troy being His Own Person can coexist peacefully together and frolic happily in a meadow
#nbc community#community nbc#abed nadir#shirley bennett#britta perry#jeff winger#annie edison#troy barnes
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Best SAO Abridged Lines As RP Starters Pt.3
“Sheeptar the Sheep King, your reign is at an end.”
“If that thing hadn’t already killed seven of us, I’d say this was a really stupid boss/enemy.”
“Whoa whoa whoa, we can’t just go around sacrificing NPCs! Some of my best friends have been NPCs!”
“That makes way too much sense.”
“Choke on it! Choke on my vengeance! How does it taste?!”
“Yeeeah. You know what? Maybe he has a point. This is super uncomfortable.”
“Sooooo… how’s your day goin’? You’re looking pretty relaxed there, buddy.”
“This grass feels amazing.”
“I suspect that wasn’t a real question–”
“It was great! You should’ve been there! He was climbing the walls, spitting acid…”
“We’re still talking about a sheep, right? Not like a… fluffy Xenomorph?”
“Its a really stupid boss!”
“Apparently not that stupid if it killed seven of you.”
“…twelve now, actually…”
“I mean, you survived, so hey. Silver lining.”
“Okay, what the hell is wrong with you? You’re way too… mellow.”
“Well, I had some time to kill before the raid, so I figured I’d power level my alchemy a bit by eating some weird plants, and now everything’s…. just… great…”
“Look, okay? I get it. You had a really bad day. You’re stressed out, seven people died…”
“TWELVE PEOPLE.”
“Not the point. Look, they’re dead now. And really? Whose fault is that? That’s right. No one’s.”
“So why don’t you lie down, relax, and watch the stars with me?”
“Its two in the afternoon! There are no stars!”
“Only if you’re looking with your eyes.”
“You’d better come down soon so I can kick your teeth in…”
“Huh… those dudebros make an interesting point.”
“I mean… as a man, there’s really only one option here.”
“I drew cat whiskers on you because I thought it would be funny, and it was!”
“Vhew eh pfftff Well… tff I… I dfff I-I mean… jju uu You know…! jj–… You- you could’ve… like… tjj ahu…”
“Yeah, remind me to draw on your face more often. I’ll eat like a king. Or at least a very wealthy janitor.”
“This coming from the guy who ate random plants off the ground?”
“Oh really? Well who’s dumber? Me, or the one who takes a nap next to some crazed drug fiend?”
“Need I remind you that YOU were that crazed drug fiend?”
“I can’t be held responsible for stoned _______. That guy’s an idiot.”
“Oh, looks like we are out of time! We’ll have to continue this next week, but in the meantime, please enjoy these lovely consolation prizes from the ________ Is Always Right Foundation.”
“Oh my god, you’re insufferable.”
“Huh… look. A human pinata.”
“He’s dying!”
“Uh… correction: he’s suffering. Probably hurts like a bitch, but he’s not gonna die.”
“Hey man! When you pop, could you try to send the candy over this way?!”
“I’m gonna go cut him down, you jackass.”
“Hey, anyone got like a thirty foot stick? I wanna take a crack at this thing.”
“So did anyone see where the candy went, or…?”
“For christ’s sake, a man just died!”
“Ah, yesss… but that just raises an even bigger question. Why do you care?!”
“I’m sorry, are you asking me why I care that a man was killed?”
“No, I’m asking why YOU care that a man was killed!”
“Welll… let’s see… most people would - charitably - refer to you as the crown prince of douchebags, long may he reign!”
“Your usual reaction to human suffering is to pull up a chair and crack out the popcorn! What’s your angle?!”
“I am shocked and appalled that that is your opinion of me!”
“Starts with an A---… right, Y. Starts with a Y. I mean its close, they’re basically neighbors, you can understand my mistake.”
“Its uh… Yo… Yo… Yo… Ya… Yoooooga pants?”
“Oh, spare me, Wonder Woman. You’re only doing this to prove I was wrong.”
“Hey! At least I PRETEND to be nice to people!”
“Yeah, whatever, uh—wait, ‘pretend’?”
“Well if its not my least favorite customer.”
“Aw, you just say that because I’m not dumb enough to buy any of your crap.”
“Yeah, well if there’s one upside to being trapped with these idiots, its that they’ll buy pretty much anything.”
“What’s the matter with you?! Why would you bring her here?! I thought we were friends!”
“What is up in dis… hizouse?”
“There’s just so much beauty in the world, you know?!”
“So dat’s da sitch. Think ya can scope da deets on dis gat for us, homey?”
“Um, but I’m da one dat asked you.”
“Why you ignoring me bro? You got cotton in your ears?”
“OH GOD! I-I didn’t mean it like that!”
“Grand Wizard _______ here’s not what you’d call a ‘people person’.”
“Um, excuse me?! Mr. Kettle? Mr. Pot called. He said you’re black!”
“What? Its a turn of phrase. It has nothing to do with race.”
“Okay, now you see dat? DAT was racist.”
“Well CLEARLY, I’m stabbing myself with this sword to see if it kills me– Oh god, what AM I doing?”
“Ah… handing the black man a murder weapon. Tale as old as time.”
“Do you really hate this place that much, or do you just love the sound of your own voice?”
“Its my gift to the world.”
“Hate to break it to you sweetie, but the world wants a gift receipt.”
“No refunds or exchanges. Only store credit.”
“Shhhhh. The grown-ups are talking.”
“Really? Then show me the body.”
“There is no body!”
“You can’t prove that he’s dead. Let me give this poor girl some hope.”
“Oh, don’t even PRETEND that’s what you’re doing!”
“________, why would ________ have wanted to make sweet love to your friend’s chest with the business end of a broadsword?”
“Meh, I’ve killed for less.”
“I knew it! They’re finally coming for me! It was only a matter of time! The walls are closing in!”
“Ever since he got trapped in here, he’s been terrified that his more… 'verbose’ commenters are going to make good on their threats.”
“I used to laugh at their comments! You hear me?! LAUGH! But now?! What if they actually DO chop off my limbs, rip out my intestines, and ride me like some sort of meat toboggan?!”
“You hear that? 'Meat Toboggan’. Try getting THAT image out of your head. Grippin’ his entrails like the reins of Santa’s sleigh. Streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. 'Why…?’ ”
“This… may have been a mistake.”
“I disagree. I think you’ve got a real flair for this.”
“Did I say 'reason’? Sorry, I meant the screaming monkeys that live in her brain.”
“I don’t know about you, but I have a duty to my fans to survive this! …I mean, to the ones who AREN’T threatening to use my spine as a pitching wedge.”
“I think we can safely assume a ghost is not the culprit here!”
“Of course not. Obviously it was a Hit by the Mermaid Mafia paid in Leprechaun gold! But who was the puppet master? The Unicorns? No… they’ve had a feud going with the Mermaids for years.”
“Damn it, this is serious!”
“Weeellllll… I’m not a doctor… but I don’t like her chances.”
"Ah! Ah! Ow! Ah! Ugh! Ah.... aaaugh..."
"Really? I figured some random perp would be no match for the world's greatest detective. Oh-ho wait, no... THAT'S BATMAN. And you're not Batman, are you? You will NEVER be Batman."
"That, uh... cut surprisingly deep. Well played."
"I can't believe you just left me with that guy!"
"Really? What part of that was out of character for me?"
"If you say '_______', I'm going to stab you in the eye."
"So anyway, I think we should go over what we know so far."
"Why? I figured the whole thing out hours ago."
"My sandwich! It was innocent...!"
"SHHH! I must grieve."
"What do you want?! Scalps?! I can get you scalps!"
"Oh, I see. You're an orphan blood man! Do you prefer your victims pre-drained, or do you like to get your hands dirty?"
"Oh, so you like them crucified! Well, that'll be a bit trickier, but I'm sure I can work something out!"
"...so, where are we on the whole orphan blood thing? We talking heads or liters?"
"For the love of-- We're not ghosts! We faked our deaths!"
"Seriously, ________? How many people would you have killed if we'd asked you to?"
"Thaaaaat's... not important."
"I DISAGREE."
"With an asses jawbone, I have made asses of them. With an asses jawbone, I have killed a thousand men."
"No no! You sighed! That's not nothing!"
"Boss... I get what you're going for. Bible quoting serial killer... its a great motif. Classic. But... its a big book. They're not all gonna be gems."
"Okay, bigshot! Name one verse that's scarier than that."
"Oh, I don't know. How about 'no flesh shall be spared'? Mark 13:20?"
"Holy shit! That's in the Bible...?"
"Have... you ever actually READ the Bible?"
"Look, we're getting off-track. I'm the guild leader, and I say my verse was better."
"Don't you think the whole 'Jesus tells me to kill' thing is... holding us back? Plus... you're not even all that good at it."
"How DARE you! The J-man's teachings inform everything I do!"
"That's not even a word! Much less--- ugh. Forget it. Let's just kill these guys and go."
"Stupid horse! That entrance was almost perfect!"
"Don't patronize me, Yoga Pants!"
"I'm afraid that's impossible, officer.”
“The Lord has ordered these sinners dead, in the form of a guy who pays fifty bucks..."
"Fifty bucks? Selling yourselves a bit cheap, don't'cha think?”
“You guys provide an essential, in-demand service, and you're DEFINITELY the leaders in your field. I mean, you GOTTA cash in on that name recognition."
"THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING HIM.”
“The high-paying clients won't touch us. They take ONE LOOK at Reverend Killjoy over here, and think we're a bunch of crazy people!"
"You could reach a much wider demo if you just tone down the religious theme."
"What you guys need is a total rebranding. Ad campaign! PR blast! Get your faces out there! Let people know you're not just about the fire and brimstone!”
“You are multifaceted, three-dimensional killing machines, and you have got a little something for everyone, because contract killing... is a beat we can all dance to."
"As payment, the lives of these sinners are now yours to command."
"Thanks! Jesus told me to say it."
"Huh... so I own you guys now. That's cool."
"Serves one per conspirator, may contain trace amounts of 'caaaaalllled iiiiit'."
"How did you realize I was lying?"
"Ah, well, that part was quite simple. You see: I'm not an idiot."
"Yeah, that'd do it."
"Of course... I do have some evidence. If you're into that sort of thing."
"My first thought was ___________. My second thought was 'Oh shit, window.'”
“And with that, much like that window, the cracks in your facade started to form."
"As if anyone would let that moron in on a conspiracy. A friggin' landmine deals with pressure better than him, and would kill fewer people."
"You seem to have put a lot of thought into this..."
"Well, someone had to."
"BUT. This whole thing still leaves me with one question... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
"Oh, right. Totally forgot. I should probably mention that he didn't do it."
"What? I just thought you guys might like to know. You seemed pretty interested in the subject."
"Well, I'm sorry. SHOCKINGLY, he wasn't very COOPERATIVE."
"How big is this web?! You're catching school buses in this thing!"
"Hey! We just gift-wrapped your friend's killer for you! You maybe wanna react here?"
"Ah! A valid point! But tell me. Do you think ______ would've trusted a stranger to do the job? Well then, you must think _______ was skilled enough to kill _______ one-on-one. Or perhaps smart enough to catch them unawares?"
"Oh my god, _______'s not the killer."
"Hey, people threatened to kill me for giving Pokemon: V&R a seven out of ten! At this point, I've learned to just assume the position."
"Hold it, I've got something I've been holding in for a while...”
“That hat makes you look like a HIPSTER!"
"What? No! Bullshit! I had to go to a dark place to pull out that masterpiece! It was full of emotions that scare and confuse me.”
“Now come on, get up! We're doing this again!”
“And this time, you're not gonna fold just cause that hat makes you look like John Lennon joined the mafia!"
"See? There's no challenge in it!”
“Verbal abuse, man. Its a lost art."
"You guys were the best slaves a boy could have."
"Fuck it! I tried! You all saw it!"
"We're gonna make sure you get the help you need, buddy. Behind this tree."
"Look, if this is about me being right about everything, I forgive you, okay?"
"Damn it, I'm trying to be nice and have a moment here, which isn't easy with SOME people being so LOUD!"
"Wait-- nononoNONONO---"
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Ahhhhh here’s something I’ve been thinking about sharing but I got so nervous how fans and antis may take this 🥲🥲🥲
Yeah so, I wasn’t too keen on Adam at first since the idea of him being the leader of arch angels and he looks too similar to Blitzo… But after doing a lot of roleplays with a friend of mine (WHO REALLY IS GOOD AT WRITING ADAM. LIKE KEEPING HIM HOW VIV WANTED BUT STILL MAKE HIM KIND OF CREEPY ) So Adam is a character I’m actually fascinated by. Mainly because he sounds so cringe that I wanna shit on him in my stories XD
Though, I also want to write him as an intimidating villain too.
While me and said friend we talked about our headcanons for Heaven and how Adam was originally a sinner… I feel like that was Viv’s vision. I think he looks more like a demon and does vulgar language is because he’s a sinner who faked his redemption to get the easy way out.
But tbh it works perfect! Since I kind of originally planned for Lucy to have a horrible experience with some angelic priest… but I scrapped it since I wasn’t sure how that work, but since Vivziepop made Adam.. it somehow made me wanna go back to that idea using him.
Basically he acts like a dudebro chud with entitlement and thinks he can do whatever because he’s the “first man of God” which gave him a superiority complex. And he acts like a massive creep to Lucy, so a villainous crush trope.
After his two failed relationships with Lilith and Eve, who are promincuous and defiant in his eyes… He was drawn to Lucy due to her kind, Caring, and humble nature. How she’s a guardian Angel who happens to cook, clean, and is very good with children. To him, that is his ideal woman. A submissive tradwife that can never ever question him and is a doormat for him to take advantage of. But unlucky for him, she never had interest in him and always calls his shit out and rejects his advances.
But in a serious note, I actually want to take what Viv was gonna do for Stolas and blitzo (before Romanticizing them), that she got into a coercion relationship as well as SA.
So trigger warning, he once found out about her dirty little secret (like finding her erotica novels she enjoys reading, Lucy is Aegosexual so she only enjoys that in fiction) and decided it’s the perfect blackmailing. He found these books of hers and threatens to tell all the arch angels about her sinful books to get herself banned.
Now in order from her to behave and comply, he basically wanted her to be his girlfriend in return. And as much as she hates him and doesn’t want to… she never wanted to get banned.. Sure, she agreed and is stuck in a very co dependent relationship with him.
I’m not gonna make him super one dimensional, part of me wants to have him actually act like a narcissist. One who always sweetens her up anytime he makes her feel bad. Or makes everyone believe he’s a caring boyfriend to her. But behind closed doors, he’s terrible.
I’ve been a bit nervous to post this… I know things like this are heavy subjects but from personal experiences, I’m gonna try my best to portray a topic with care. This isn’t gonna be the actual oc x canon ship for Lucy, I actually plan to ship her work another canon character that she actually genuinely loves and feels safe with.
Also, I chose to write this because this is sadly a common thing with Christianity, the toxicity of purity culture and how it affects women and how a lot of disgusting so called preachers say sexist shit. (I watched God is Grey talking about one of them which inspired me ) but I also wanna show the good side of Christianity with someone like Lucy.
I don’t wanna treat this black and white, I genuinely wanna world build the Heaven side of the heaven since I love angelogy and I wish we got that in the show.
Oh and that Angel in the background on the first sketch, that’s a friend’s oc. He’s massively protective over Lucy like a little sister and doesn’t trust Adam.
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idk if this is an unwelcome rant or anything but I saw your anti ahs0ka posts from july and I’m just….so frustrated. I don’t want to sound like a dudebro but as someone whose favorite SW character is Luke I just can’t stand Star Wars anymore. I personally didn’t like him in tlj, but I could accept it—but then they just sort of kept chipping at him through every new piece of media. He’s strange in mando/tbobf, no one will join his temple despite apparently all of these older force sensitives surviving rotj, even obi-wan is retconned to know leia more. now this shit w this show, where #she is the self-insert in thrawn stuff. also you don’t even have to be FS anymore, etc etc. the “important Jedi lineage” is now obi-wan-anakin-ahs0ka, bc who even cares about luke amirite. it just sucks because I did genuinely used to like her, but with every new thing it could not be more clear that narratively she should have died bc now the whole gffa’s story is hers
I'd love to say I'm above petty rant but I am SO not, your rant is most welcome. If you don't have anything nice to say about Ahsoka, come sit by me. 😉 (Honestly I'm just happy to see other people acknowledging what a poorly written character she is when I've been saying this since the Rebels season 2 finale. I definitely felt like the only one back then.)
More seriously.... yeah, I do get the feeling of everything you loved about Star Wars being chipped away. I hope those who do enjoy it have fun and all, I don't begrudge anyone that, but I can't lie, I do kinda feel the same way. Like it's all being rewritten Filoni-style. And George Lucas he is not, no matter how much he thinks he is. Also I don't presume to know Timothy Zahn's feelings but I still think it's shitty and disrespectful as hell to carve a big hole out of the wonderful, iconic Thrawn trilogy and plop Ahsoka in. It's becoming REAL obvious that Filoni isn't the creative genius he's hailed as, he strip mines Legends for ideas and then gets the credit.
At this point I almost rather they leave Luke alone. Han is my BOY and they already did him so dirty (left Leia, returned to smuggling invalidating all his character development in the OT, gets a crappy death from his shitty incel son - I did like Solo but it was too little to late) so I 100% get your feelings there. It's like Disney doesn't even care how important these characters are so many people in their rush to replace them with their new, safely copyrighted and controlled characters. And ofc Filoni props his TCW OCs over all. Just look at how Mando S3 had Din and Grogu's story trashed so Girlboss Barbie Bo could feature instead. I'm not sure why they're so resistant to paying writers, they clearly need some new ones.
#anti ahsoka show#anti ahsoka tano#if you don't have anything nice to say about ahsoka come sit by me lmao#anon#asks
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