#I do think it would be funny if the duplicated person was a narcissist though

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is there a multiverse harem drama where the love interests are different versions of the same person destined to fall in love with One Person (and there’s only one of them) or do I have to do everything around here myself. imagine losing the love of your life to an alternate version of yourself. shameful. embarrassing. 5/5 stars

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Gojo Satoru general headcanons

Let's get one thing clear: this man is absolutely chaotic. He is always full of energy. His energy levels never reach below 50%. He is loud and proud, always running, and never takes a minute to relax.

Do not give him Monster. Shoko did that once and it took her forever to get him off the ceiling. Also, avoid caffeine. Shoko replaces his normal coffee with decaf and he still hasn't noticed the difference. Keep it that way.

He was the class clown when he was younger. He wasn't exactly a trouble maker, but he may as well be. I cannot word that sentence and I am sorry. Next.

All of his teachers assumed he never listened in class, so they always called in him when they thought he wasn't paying attention. It still shocked them every time he rattled off the correct answer.

Not only did he answer the question correctly, but he could also explain his reasoning behind the answer, and if it was multiple choice, explain why the other answers were wrong. 

This tall man child would march up to the board and absolutely fill it to the brim with work, turn around, drop the chalk-like a mic drop and walk back to his desk with the smuggest look on his face.

That doesn't mean he did the work tho

Idk how schools in japan work but we all know schools in America only care about the amount of work you do and not what you actually know so we'll use that for the sake of the headcanon: he had straight D's bc he never turned in his work

Despite not doing the work snd goofing off, teachers actually really liked him

A lot of people liked him and he was super popular, but he still felt alone

Fake friends, you know how that works, he didn't meet any real friends until he became a shaman

Clean freak. This dude actually makes his bed. He scrubs his bathroom twice a week. His desk can get cluttered but he straightens up once a week. He's not exactly a germaphobe because

He cannot respect your personal space and that's actually canon but let me take it a step further 

He's a slapper. Especially when he laughs. It doesn't hurt, it's playful dw. He hugs you from behind especially when he's cold. He picks you up and carries you around. He will grab your wrist, arm, or hand and lead you around even if you're following him. He lays his legs across you or lays across your lap. Puts his head on your shoulder. Platonic cuddling between friends is mandatory. He's just so hands-on it's ridiculous.

Unless you explicitly tell him you're uncomfortable he won't stop

Don't worry, if you aren't in that type of relationship, your no-no square is safe. Except, if you seem chill, he will slap your ass regardless of friendship status. His ass is also slappable. You can't tell me Geto and Gojo didn't run around slapping each other asses, okay

He was weird and scrawny as a child. He didn't start beefing out until he started training to be a shaman and he's still kinda smaller than most beefy boys

He can pick you up and throw you around easily. He carried around a 170 pound Yuji like a sack of potatoes and can easily carry around three times that weight

It's amazing he's so tiny because you remember 2014 Shane Dawson making all of those wack ass desserts that was just s pile of chaos wrapped in chocolate?

He can eat every last bite of one of those monstrosities without getting a stomach ache, gaining weight, or dying basically

He knows bc Yuji dared him to do it

He has really cold hands and feet

He sounds old. Let me elaborate. He's constantly cracking his joints. They also creak when he moves. He complains about body pains like he's 80 y/o

He also shares wisdom with the kids as if he's actually 80 y/o

It's irrelevant advice that doesn't make sense but is also useful. Megumi can't count the number of times he's asked Gojo for feedback on his technique but had been told to remember to chew 40 times or never go to bed angry

Starts off sentences with "now son" and "when I was your age"

He uses his blindfold as a headband when he wants his hair out of his face. He also uses headbands as... Headbands... When he wants to wear sunglasses but get his hair out of his face

He owns so many pairs of sunglasses but he always wears the same pair

He's only bought a handful of them himself, most of them are gifts

No one knows what to get him for Christmas or his birthday bc he has everything, so they resort to sunglasses

His favorite pair is a pair that Shoko and Geto bought him as a gag. He thought they were dead serious, though, so he wore them around for a month

They were heart-shaped, rose-tinted glasses

Can you believe this man doesn't use any gel or anything to keep his hair spiky with the blindfold on? It just naturally defies gravity when the blindfold is on

Tell this man he's pretty because he already knows. He's narcissistic but not the cringy kind

Photogenic as hell. Takes great pictures from any angle. 

He gives everyone a different story as to why he covers his eyes. Sometimes he says it's because his eyes are too pretty and are a distraction. Sometimes he says it's because the sunglasses/bandages/blindfold look cooler than his eyes. Sometimes he says it's to protect the six eyes from seeing things he doesn't want to see. The world may never know

He's tried covering his whole face before, but he thinks he's too pretty for that. He at least wants one of his many amazing features to be shown at all times.

So about his driver's license;

He knows how to drive. He can be a good driver. When he wants to be. He just doesn't have a driver's license.

Now he TELLS people he just never got around to getting one, however, there's a rumor he lost it due to too many parking tickets

It's amazing the only tickets he's ever gotten have been from that and once he got caught without a seatbelt; he would have gotten out of that one if he hadn't been flirting with the police officer so bad

This doesn't stop Gojo from driving places though

He steals Ijichi's car a LOT and Ijichi DOESN'T KNOW HOW like??? The windows are never broken and it doesn't look hotwired-

Gojo has a key

You're not even supposed to be able to duplicate car keys but Gojo did 

Also; none of the first-year trio knows he doesn't have a driver's license, though that much should be painfully obvious

He whips around corners, speeds up at yellow lights, goes "watch this" and does a donut, it's just a mess

The poor students have to sit in the backseat too. Just imagine Megumi with all three seatbelts around him like that one meme.

He thrives off of Nobara and Yuji screaming from the backseat, and he can see Megumi being smooshed because he thought the middle seat was the safest through the rearview mirror

Which he doesn't even need because of the six eyes

Despite being such a reckless driver, he knows when danger will happen, so he's never once gotten in a wreck

He blasts the radio, which makes up for the driving.

Has a habit of getting in a car and ending up in the McDonalds drive-thru

Steals other people's fries and keeps the fullest one for himself.

He was rebellious as a kid and teenager, but hey, at least his juvie record is sealed 

He's been detained and in the back of a cop car many times, but the reason was never really bad enough for him to be arrested. Mostly he's just being mouthy. And the time he got caught spray painting on the side of a building. And that one time he and Getou hopped the fence to get into the local pool. And that other time-

It got worse after Getou wasn't around to get him out of trouble. Suddenly, breaking the rules wasn't fun anymore and he mellowed out. 

Tried alcohol and cigarettes before he was legal. Decided neither was his thing, however, he did start drinking occasionally when he was legal.

He's a fucking chaotic drunk. Oh my god he's absolutely feral

Most bars in the vicinity know him by name and they sigh whenever he walks in

Shoko is his emergency contact. She hates it

Shoko has to drag drunk Gojo home at least twice a month and is not happy about it

Once she left him in an alley. He made it home okay so she guesses it's fine

Once he got so drunk he spilled beer on his sock. The thought the fastest way to dry them was by sticking them in the microwave. Forgot about it until someone asked, "Who the fuck is cooking socks???"

I feel it important he was in the break room of the local grocery store and no one knows how he got there

As he was escorted out he stole a grocery cart and rode away in it while singing Don't Threaten Me (With A Good Time) by Panic! At The Disco

He has no alcohol tolerance at all what so ever

He will literally just stare at you and giggle

It's funny he's really flirty but also doesn't seal the deal. Literally, every woman in that bar is willing to get in his bed but he declines every offer. No one knows why

Its because he respects women

He helps his students break the rules as long as they're within reason. Once night Yuji was really hungry and after having a temper tantrum he couldn't order Uber eats bc the school is supposed to be secret Gojo helped sneak him out to get food. Who needs curfew anyway.

The shirts in his closet range from like twenty bucks to the iconic rich bitch shirt the kids ruined in that one chapter we all know the one 

He still wears that by the way, he calls it "art" 

When he was younger, Megumi drew a picture of Gojo being eaten by his shadow dogs. Gojo found it and now it's framed in his room.

He keeps up with current trends and memes like no one's business. This is how he bonds with his kids.

Don't call him old, but also, he'll tell you to respect your elders it's a mess

He has a lot of games on his phone. You can usually find him holding his phone sideways playing some RPG game he probably spent too much money on 

He did hop on the Pokemon Go hype train but after becoming overpowered he got bored

This happens to a lot of games. He pays way too much money, gets to be the strongest in the server, and gets bored

He likes games where you can kill other people's troops and likes to watch as they lose all their power

I canon him as being borderline sadistic

This is why he's Sakata Gintoki reincarnated

White hair, sweet tooth, black leather clothes, dad vibes, never takes anything seriously bc when he does he's scary as fuck, the works.

He is Sakata Gintoki

He liked Gintama growing up. He watched a lot of iconic shows as they aired. He considers himself an og

He's hella bilingual

Because he's the strongest he goes overseas for missions a lot. Because of this he speaks a lot of languages and knows a lot about international cuisine 

He takes pictures of himself eating disgusting foods like snails. He never likes them but he loves the idea of Nobara gagging back in japan

Has paperwork sitting untouched on his desk from three months ago that he will not touch for at least another three months

Does the crossword puzzles in the newspaper every week

Uses humor as a coping mechanism and it honestly just became a personality

Constantly popping his joints. I'm sorry if you find this gross I too find it gross.

Probably brought home every stray animal he ever met ever until he was at least like 22 y/o

Tags: @wasabito @kittaliapenn

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More info on Bloodstone HERE (to be updated)/OLD REF Stats sheet can be found HERE

Strength: Bloodstone is a little bit stronger than Aquamarine. She is much more volatile and erratic in nature, which tends to contribute to more concentrated bursts of strength and power. Agility: Similarly to her strength being higher than Aqua's, Bloodstone's agility is lower, albeit slightly. Rather than her agility suffering due to physical ability, it is actually more the result of her impatient and emotion fueled mindset that causes her to be a bit more sloppy than her capabilities would allow. Confidence: Bloodstone is very confident with herself, nearly all the time. She can even be narcissistic and vain. Her arrogance and lack of attention is one of her biggest faults, but it also makes her extremely difficult to predict and react to in a fight. Willpower: This is one of Bloodstone's weakest characteristics. In short, she's lazy. She either is hyper-focused on something due to animal-like instinct, or she doesn't care whatsoever. Very rarely does Bloodstone actually have a goal, or reason for her actions, and should something really matter to her, she'd have nearly no drive to pursue it. Social Skills: Completely contrary to her counterpart, Bloodstone is highly social. She is the epitome of extrovert, she loves to party, and she is always comfortable with everyone (usually too much so). She could even be described as promiscuous. The downfall of this is that she has no real relationship with anybody; she has no close connections to any other person... but then again, she really doesn't know what that even is, nor does she think about it or want it. Charisma: Bloodstone is also very charming, but not in the same ways as Aqua. Bloodstone is outgoing, shifty, and flirtatious. People are drawn to her in the same way people are drawn to a popular fancy product. Part of this is due to one of her special abilities, but more on that later. Stamina: Bloodstone's stamina is average. Little to say here. She wears out slightly faster than Aqua but she doesn't wear out quickly by any means. Creativity: Bloodstone doesn't really think outside the box much. While she is very clever, she doesn't take the time to come up with new ideas or work on projects. Bloodstone is very much so a reactive individual as opposed to active. Empathy: Bloodstone, despite her socialite behavior, is extremely ruthless and doesn't think much of others. She has nearly no empathy whatsoever, and she doesn't have a 0 as her score mostly because I feel it'd be cheap. She probably cares for someone deep down, somewhere... maybe. Part of this is because she simply doesn't know what empathy is or how to feel what others feel. Another part is her Heliotrope roots, which instinctively provides her with more apathetic tendencies. Chances are though, even if Bloodstone did know of the empathy and care and love others experience, she probably would not care. Humor: Even though Bloodstone is very charming and social, in reality she isn't all that funny. She doesn't really understand how to relate to others in that kind of way. She laughs with others and they laugh with her as part of a social norm, but take away that group mentality and really nothing is funny. Discipline: Due to her past, Bloodstone was in a way "programmed" for what the experiments involving her and Aqua wanted, and thus did not require quite the same extent of... "guidance" Aqua "needed." One Bloodstone escaped, she was then on her own for millennia where she continued to progress in the direction of having little to no civil upbringing, and thus she is stuck in her wild ways. With no one to control her or give her orders now, she is an absolute bringer of chaos and she enjoys it every bit. Intelligence: Bloodstone is... not that smart, at least in a book-smart kind of way. She knows many things a Peridot or a Sapphire or... well an Aqua wouldn't know. But she lacks the inclination to absorb knowledge and think critically. She is much more emotionally intelligent, focusing on others' emotions and how that can be manipulated. She is also able to see the forest through the trees more easily than some. Perception: This is where Bloodstone particularly shines as well. She is very attuned to how people are working, and how to twist that. While Aqua is a mastermind at manipulating situations to go her way, Bloodstone brandishes similar skills with playing puppet-master to the people involved. Bloodstone is also highly impulsive which, sometimes, is actually very beneficial. She knows how to stir things up in the most destructive way possible, or at least in the way that will benefit her most. Luck: She is far more lucky than her twin. She is the absolute definition of cheap escapes and things going her way with little effort. Perhaps Bloodstone appears to be this lucky as a result of her being the cause of many others' misfortune, making her life seem pretty great in comparison. It helps that she really doesn't get upset at all and doesn't make much of failure, as well as not having anything to give a damn about in the first place that would make her feel wrong has been done to her. Skill/Special: Bloodstone's most effective special skill is actually her most subtle. She has some kind of siren-like ability with others where she can influence what they do (think Wolverine's girlfriend in the movie X-Men Origins). In reflection of Aquamarine's ability to duplicate herself, Bloodstone harbors a similar power where she can project herself mentally, making others think she's there fighting them when she's not. Her radius of this ability is a little bit farther than Aqua's, which is limited by what she can see, hear, etc. directly. Like all gems, she can shapeshift, bubble, etc. In addition, Bloodstone's "weapon" is a sort of energy blast from her hands (think Starfire's starbolts from Teen Titans); these can manifest as small shots or a sort of primitive solid weapon in which they fire like blades, being able to pierce and slice like one. She also has serqekinesis, which is the creation and manipulation of acid; she usually wields this power by altering her energy blasts to also be acidic, instead of impacting. Finally, she can crawl on walls and ceilings similar to a bug or the Grudge. It's horrifying.