#I did heavy deadlifts and my glutes burned like fire afterwards

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose in the Gym

Jaune/Ruby: *groaning in soreness*

Pyrrha: Good job today, both of you! I’m going to go finish my last set! I’ll see you both later! Love you! 😘 *happily walks away to continue training*

Jaune: *groans* My butt is so sore…how many deadlifts does Pyrrha expect me to do?

Ruby: At least you’re not being tortured with a thousand different upper body movements! Look at my poor arms! *weakly extends one trembling hand*

Ruby: You would think my own girlfriend would give me a break out of love, but oh, no! “I love you too much to let you miss out on training, Ruby!” 😫

Jaune: *rubs his butt, walking slowly and painfully* The gains are so not worth this…!

Ruby: *looks down*

Ruby: Yeah…gains…

Jaune: You okay back there, Rubes?

Ruby: *eying the New and Improved Arc Booty™️*

Ruby: *slowly and weakly raises one sore arm*

Jaune: Ruby, what are you doing…?

Ruby: *winding up her trembling hand, eye-humping her boyfriend’s developing butt*

Jaune: …wait…don’t tell me…

Ruby: *supports her wobbly upraised arm with her off-hand*

Jaune: …Ruby, no.

Ruby: Sorry, Jaune. I have to.

Jaune: Think about what you’re doing.

Ruby: I have no choice.

Jaune: Please, control yourself. Don’t do this.

Ruby: Girlfriend rules. I just gotta.

Jaune: If you slap my butt I will collapse on this floor.

Ruby: I’m sorry, but I have to. Forgive me, Jaune.

Jaune: Very well, do what you must. Just know that if I don’t survive…I love you.

Ruby: Don’t talk like that, Jaune. I’ll see you on the other side.

*SMACK*

Jaune: Aaah, my ass!! *crumples*

Ruby: My arm!!! *folds like a wet noodle*

Jaune/Ruby: *collapse on top of each other in a pile of exhausted soreness* 😵

Weiss: *watching the proceedings from the gym’s smoothie bar* Those guys are dorks. 😑

Pyrrha: *standing beside Weiss* Yes, but they’re MY dorks! 🥰