#I demand to be incarcerated in the tower immediately with my co-conspirators Sand Shoes and Granddad (crack tag)
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protectxthem · 2 months ago
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//Gjjwhehhwh
Someone with photoshop skills find the picture of Marge (from the Simpsons) holding up a potato saying "I just think they're neat", but past Mickey Altieri's head onto Marge's face and Billy Loomis's head onto the potato, but also make the text say "he's" instead of "they're"
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Gajeel: I demand to be incarcerated in the tower immediately with my co-conspirators sand shoes and Granddad.
Makarov: Granddad?
Gray: They're not sand shoes.
Makarov: Yes they are.
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protectxthem · 6 months ago
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//Cooper out here licking people to see if they taste good enough to eat
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protectxthem · 4 months ago
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Art: *phone rings* Hello?
Raylan: It's Raylan.
Art: What did he do now?
Raylan: No it's me Raylan.
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protectxthem · 5 years ago
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“Aw c’mon it was.. You’re not my dad. You can’t ground me, Castle.”
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“Okay, you’re grounded. No gun for 2 weeks.”
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protectxthem · 11 months ago
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I demand to be incarcerated in the tower immediately with my co-conspirators Sand Shoes and Granddad (crack tag)
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protectxthem · 4 years ago
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I made this out of sheer boredom. It might be a monstrosity, but here it is. Without further ado... Cobb salad.
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//Thank you, this got a laugh out of me.
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protectxthem · 5 years ago
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Eobard encourages you to yeet yourself into the sun to get rid of your student loans.
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protectxthem · 5 years ago
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incorrect text posts ft. @lifeoverall​
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protectxthem · 5 years ago
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incorrect text posts ft. @lifeoverall
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protectxthem · 5 years ago
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Crowley: You’re SATAN
Lucifer in sarcastic way: 
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protectxthem · 5 years ago
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Wheezing
I just imagined Lucifer decorating for Christmas and him putting up a row of elves mooning Gabriel and Michael
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protectxthem · 5 years ago
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Season’s don’t fear the reaper (Martin Whitly; self)
my fate was to become your greatest enemy (eobard thawne)
the drumming hipster (hr wells)
That’s mister jiggle wiggle (crack)
i’m in the details with the devil (about; eowells)
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