#I could even edge to these I busted IMMEDIATELY!😂😂😂
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My favorite male celebrity is obviously Leigh Whannell but Michael Emerson is now a veryyy close second, he’s so cute, I’m sobbing
#I was so hard while gathering these photos#I could even edge to these I busted IMMEDIATELY!😂😂😂#clean up on aisle MY PANTS!!😂🤣🤣😅😅#michael emerson#he’s such a skrunkly scrimblo#ugh
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BACK FOR THE DRIFVER! WRIO ART????????????? WOAH
#MY FUCKERN GOD#singlehandedly bringing me out of the 4 day wilderness retreat to talk about how i Could Not Even Edge#i just busted immediately! 😂
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Can I get a Phillip Graves x NB AMAB reader smut? Phillip is interrogating reader but then it gets spicy and the reader blows phillips back out? And can you add the reader finding out his name is Phillip and saying "Phillip on these nuts" please? (I am so not mature 😂)
Learn To Take A Joke
Cw: Crude humor, degradation, humiliation, exhibitionism and violence
You coughed on your blood as one of Graves’s shadows landed a blow across your cheek. You spat out blood as you laughed. You were trained to endure torture and abuse. Them hitting you wasn’t even getting close to breaking you. You licked your busted lip.
“That all you got?” You questioned with a smirk and a raised eyebrow as the men clenched his hand tightly. “You mother-“ before the blow could land a brunette man gripped his hand. You raised an eyebrow as the man immediately put his hand down saluting. “Who’s this guardian angel?”
You spoke as your nose bled down your face. The shadow glared at you. “And why should I tell you fucker-“ The brunette gave the soldier a sharp look as he immediately shut up. “I’ll take it from here soldier.” He motioned to the door. His blue eyes traced your form up and down as he sat in the chair in front of you.
“The names Phillip, Phillip Graves.” He spoke putting his hand out like you could shake it tied up. You began snickering as you looked to him with a smirk. “Phillip on these nuts.” You spoke with a cackle as he gave you an annoyed look. “Do you know why your here?” He questioned observing his hands.
“Don’t know, don’t care.” You spoke with not much amusement as you felt around the knots that bound your wrists together, seeing if you could maybe find a weak one. Phillip hummed pursing his lips in thought before glancing into your eyes. “Are you sure-“ you cut him off.
“Pretty boy, what did I just say?” You spoke with a raised eyebrow as he smiled for a moment. You kept toying with the bounds on your wrist even more as you finally found a weak point. “Pretty boy huh?” He questioned as you shrugged with a nod. “What, can’t deny your attractive can I?” You questioned.
He shrugged as he adjusted on his chair a bit more. “You know, better circumstances and I’d take you to dinner.” He spoke with a teasing tone as you laughed trying to cover up the sound of you pulling rope. “Is that so Phillip?” You raised an eyebrow as he nodded.
“Your pretty too.” You rolled your eyes as you got the knots out of your bound loosening your hands. You clenched and unclenched your sore hands as you just waited for the perfect moment to strike. He raised an eyebrow as he hummed looking over the assortment of torture weapons. He stood up turning.
“Lets see-“ big mistake. You launched up gripping his wrists as you tied the same ropes around his wrists quick and efficiently. You gripped the ropes as you shoved his head down against the desk. He grunted. “The hell?!” He questioned.
You couldn’t help but laugh. “Your guys need to go back to the Boy Scouts apparently with the way they tie knots.” Phillip looked annoyed. Aggravated. But, aroused too. He tried to adjust only grinding further and further into your crotch. You visibly grunted.
“stop grinding into my dick dude.” You spoke as he paused in embarrassment. Blood rushing South. You noticed his blush as your raised an eyebrow. “Oh, I see.” You smirked with a cocky smile. Phillip didn’t know what to expect. He was certainly surprised when you shoved his face deep onto the desk as he heard a zipper come down.
Graves had no idea how long this had been going on for. Your abusive grip on his hips leaving already forming purple bruises. Your pace never faltering even as you came. He gripped the edge of the table crying out in pleasure and pain. You gave him a snack to his ass before confining your brutal pace as you panted and grunted.
“Taking it so good for me.” You groaned through gritted teeth. Phillip whimpered in response as he buried his head into his arms. He whined and whimpered as you held his head down thrusting faster. You hit his sweet spot head on every time as he began approaching his peak once more as usual. Tingles shot through his body as he let out a silent scream as blanks shot out his cock.
You soon came deep inside him as you finally had enough. You hummed as you slowed your thrust riding yourself and him through orgasm. You soon pulled out watching your seed drip down to his milky thighs. You hum as you pull your pants up pulling your zipper back up. You hum as you caress his hair.
“Good boy. I’ll have to take you out to dinner sometimes.”
#dom male reader#dom reader#phillip graves#phillip graves smut#phillip graves x reader#phillip graves x male reader#cod x male reader#cod x reader#cod
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𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓶𝓪
You where looking for douma all across the temple. That was until he swooped down and grabbed you from behind and making you gasp a little bit. He picked u up and chatted a little before you and him where cuddled on the bed. (even though your alot shorter than him, he was over you) his face was gathered in your neck while you somewhat tried to pet his hair. The silence was long but douma soon broke it "Hey, wanna talk about each others day?" He asked rising up off you smiling. You agreed and yall where still cuddled up jus on stacked on each other. Douma talked about all his followers problems and how stupid they where Surely you feel bad for him, but he's probably used to it (since he's been doing it since he was a child) after he was done after a hour or so, you went on with your day. It was almost same as normal. you just wondered around but still avoiding interrupting sessions but you did have something for him. "Wait here" you said going into a bag u had in a drawer. You pulled out a big bouquet of flowers just for him "Oh! Why thank you, these are very pretty!" His cheeks turning a soft pink (he wasn't used to getting gifts so when you do he doesn't know how to act) But before you could get a 'your welcome' out, his voice purred "I could give you something too" You paused trying to understand what he ment. "What do you mean?" You asked confused as ever. before you could finish that thought he climbed himself closer to you and grabbed your back and leaned down making arch under him. "I want to give you something no one else has gotten from me to show how special you are." You immediately knew what he wants talking about and it made your cheeks flutter he then started playing with your hair with his fingers while licking and sucking your neck. You felt a pool between your legs already.
couldn't even edge to this!😂🥰I busted IMMEDIATELY 😅😋clean up aisle.. MY PANTS!! 😆😂😅
but seriously yall if this sucks ass you cant blame me for two reasons. 1. This is my first ( dont give a shit). 2. I suck ass at english
the storyline doesn't make sense but that's ok bc it's douma
idk when im gonna post this (prolly when i wake up)
theres also gonna be another part but it's 3:48 am in the morning when i wrote this and these take to long
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