#I cannot be convinced otherwise

[ohyoufool]

New Jack Zimmermann fancast gif just dropped… look at Eberle and TELL me this isn’t JLZ.

[headsnhearts]

I need someone to dom the fuck out of Tango. I think the sounds he would make would be sooooo cute 🧡

[nitemurr]

Waiter! More loser all might please!

[wonder-and-wildflowers]

I actually love the idea of Dazai Yosano and Ranpo bein a lil trio. Its very dear to me.

Like platonically

They 100% sit around in the cafe and have gossip sessions

[huckleberrykai]

Hi Berry !! :D

I’d like to contribute to the Hueka thighs/ass/boobs type of guy thoughts!!

I personally like to think he’s both an ass AND thighs type of man. So, imagine going to the beach/pool with him and poor baby can’t help but look at your lower parts :(

It’s the first time seeing you in a bathing suit/bikini and he’s so sooooo flustered and tries SO BAD to not have a boner right then and there. But you notice, of course you do and OF COURSE YOUD RILE HIM UP until he can’t take it anymore.

Kai dragging you back to your hotel room that happens to have a private pool🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 and fucking you in those chairs that people usually use to tan themselves, groping your ass and thighs all the time(there’ll certainly be a few faint bruises by tomorrow morning) and bonus points if you have a cute tummy :( he’ll make sure to praise you all the time

OHMYGOD ELLA UR BRAIN DHSKLD I-

this turned into a chubby reader kinda thing (am i projecting? yes x) but goddd this ask just killed me in the best way

kai's the kinda guy who just loves squish. no matter what part of your body, he just loves your soft squishy skin~ especially if ur pudgy >.<

and when he sees all your squishiness unclothed for the first time his brain is going HAYWIRE. he wants to touch you, kiss you, cuddle you, squeeze you - but instead, he's willing himself not to get a boner in public - stuttering out a 'y-you look beautiful.." and trying to look anywhere but your cute lil tummy :( but then he looks down away from it and boom.. squishy thighs !! he thinks he's finally safe when you turn around to walk down to the water.. but no! ur cute booty is peeking out of the bottom of your bikini bottoms :3

he's just so so enamoured with you and when you're under the water swimming together he takes a risk and squishes u a lil bit !! hands all over you, kisses all over your cheeks... trailing down your neck... and- "hyuka... our friends are here~ be good okay?"

cue a day full of both fun and painful teasing hehehehe

he's obsessed with the curve of your belly, the swell of your breasts, the peachiness of your butt. boy is WHIPPED by both how cute and how sexy you are <3

be careful how much you tease him tho, cause once you get back to that hotel pool, sun setting and friends all gone he is going to TOWN the second he has your permission djsdkj leaves kisses and hickies alllll over your squish - thighs, belly, boobs covered in bruises and spit from his overexcited kisses. he's a biter too - leaving his cute lil teeth marks sunk into your skin while he pushes you back into the sun chair. he's eager and excited and so so cute :( my baby

gah he'd take you so softly and lovingly, hands and lips never leaving your chest and tummy as he fucks you so sweetly :( no matter how much you teased him and he wants to fuck you senseless, he wants this moment to be special and loving and sweet. he's big big on body worship, making sure you know he loves you and every part of you - obsessed with your jiggle and squish :(

he'll grab your ass as he fucks deeper into you, sighing and moaning with you at the sight of your body moving with his thrusts - tits and belly jiggling so cutely !! your thighs cling to his sides and he's just.. he's just so obsessed. he wants to cum on your thighs so bad ~ and so he does! a sticky mess between ur warm squishy thighs >.<

it may be the first time he ravishes your pretty body like this, but he makes a promise to himself that it definitely won't be the last <3

[eustasskidsfattits]

Literally obsessed with them

[didyouremembertozipyourfly]

how'd you make the bishops gay

The old faith was secretly a whole fucking pride parade

[iridescentis]

- a bad egg and a feminist lesbian 💚🤍

It's Mischa's seventeeth birthday, and he spends the early hours of it on the roof of the Saint Cassian dormitories, with a drink and an unlikely new friend.

It's a day late, but here is a short barely-a-celebration Mischa birthday oneshot! It's barely over 2k, probably not that coherent but it's a new AU! I kinda love this AU ngl it's so cute and could be a cool thing to revisit in more oneshots perhaps 👀Tell me what you think and I hope you enjoy!

Link

[sexynetra]

Sasha’s ass was so powerful that it gave me Covid, send me your favorite photos of sexy drag queens to help me power through this 🙏🏻

Have a Sasha photo as payment

[indybob]

🔥Scorching Hot Hangster Take🔥

Jake and Bradley are fully vers in the bedroom—let me explain. I totally get the bratty/bossy bottom vibes from Jake but I just can’t believe he’s strictly a bottom. I think the fandom should consider ✨Bratty Bottom Bradley✨ more often!

In the movie, Bradley has this perpetually annoyed energy around Jake while training and in the debriefs and it just gives “put me in my place” energy to me, idk why. I just don’t see anything in the movie to suggest either one of them are strictly top or bottom in the bedroom.

Considering this, I think Bradley is just as much a bratty/bossy bottom as Jake is, and I can’t be convinced otherwise. And with their dynamic, I just know they each like to give to each other as good as they get in the bedroom.

Y’all can fight me on this, I’ll die on this hill

[batattack409]

[mysdrymmumbles]

Wrathion: Wait...are those mortals cleaning--

Nozdormu: Hush, young one. They will hear you.

Wrathion: --your house?

Chromie: It is called ‘excavation’.

Wrathion: Excavation...

Nozdormu: It’s good enrichment for the mortals. 

Soridormi: We let them keep a few trinkets here and there.

Nozdormu: They get to learn fun secrets from the pas--wait, not that one.

Aeonormu: On it. *freezes mortal in place*

Celormu: *replaces scroll with a different one*

Aeonormu: *unfreezes mortal*

Celormu: *handing scroll to Nozdormu as the mortal peers at their new scroll, certain it said something else a few seconds ago* 

Wrathion: 

Wrathion: You don’t...do that the rest of us, do you?

Bronze Flight: c: 

[treepan0]

just finished watching wrath of the dragon for the first time and I'm not crying, I swear I am totally not crying at all. (that is a complete and utter lie, I cried for a few minutes)

give the poor man named after tapioca a break, he desperately needs it T-T

edit: forgot to specify I hadn't seen the movie before.

[radiation-run]

that the lil Bzzt Eddie did was straight up just Ryan. that’s some dad joke shit that comes directly from the heart, not from a script

[jenny-from-the-bau]

Hotchniss IS a butch/femme couple

[sapphirehearteyes]

“I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”

- Jane Austen, Pride & Prejudice